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the shizzle => news => Topic started by: smacks on September 14, 2007, 11:03:44 am

Title: Landman Cranking Hard Again
Post by: smacks on September 14, 2007, 11:03:44 am: Tyler is pulling hard as usual.

http://www.planetfear.com/news_detail.asp?n_id=6425

Well worth checking out the videos on the Hard Climbs website. Woods is a monster!
Title: Re: Landman Cranking Hard Again
Post by: a dense loner on September 14, 2007, 11:22:38 am: tyler is a monster. the only thing i'm surprised at is how low the figures are, he must have already done all the other 8b's n above
Title: Re: Landman Cranking Hard Again
Post by: nash1 on September 19, 2007, 04:09:23 pm: Bit wierd he suddenly changed his 8a.nu comments and said Jade was soft? Anyone know why?
Title: Re: Landman Cranking Hard Again
Post by: r-man on September 19, 2007, 04:53:50 pm: Hindsight?

Who knows, but I don't think it's wierd. People are allowed to change their minds.
Title: Re: Landman Cranking Hard Again
Post by: dave on September 19, 2007, 05:19:05 pm: are you sure?
Title: Re: Landman Cranking Hard Again
Post by: r-man on September 19, 2007, 06:27:38 pm: Er...No I'm not.

I've changed my mind: No-one is allowed to change their mind. Which means I can't have changed my mind. So everyone is allowed to change their minds. In which case, I change my mind: No-one is allowed to change their mind...

Hopefully this doesn't mean I've just erased my father, because my Delorian is low on juice.
Title: Re: Landman Cranking Hard Again
Post by: n_man on September 19, 2007, 11:04:54 pm: I are not quite sure what you mean? I do hope that your father wasn't a woman???

However, after I've done a problem I quite regularly down grade it to piss.

All seems normal to me.

PS are you up for Sunday I can provide transport.
Title: Re: Landman Cranking Hard Again
Post by: r-man on September 20, 2007, 12:27:02 am: Have pm'd ya.

And no, he wasn't.

And he still isn't.
Title: Re: Landman Cranking Hard Again
Post by: n_man on September 20, 2007, 09:55:37 pm: Intentions???
Title: Re: Landman Cranking Hard Again
Post by: GCW on September 20, 2007, 10:00:36 pm: Ooooh, R-man :kiss2: :shag: n_man???

Another UKB wedding? :lol:
Title: Re: Landman Cranking Hard Again
Post by: dobbin on September 21, 2007, 08:47:31 am: RuNning man?
Title: Re: Landman Cranking Hard Again
Post by: r-man on September 21, 2007, 11:23:11 am: Running Man 2
The sequel that has nothing to do with the original.

INTERIOR: The Ukb house. Sometime o'clock. Bubba has just finished re-decorating, and there are still a few paint cans lying around. Various characters lurk in the shadows caused by the crappy energy saving lightbulb. Now and then, they step into the light to make a comment, then retreat. The atmosphere is strange. But then, nothing here is real...

A discussion breaks out about nothing much, and the protagonists seem like vegan gulls fighting over a piece of meat.

r-man: Bla bla bla Delorian.

r-man goes off to polish his Delorian. No that isn't a euphemism.

ukb massive: Bla bla bla r-man

ukb massive chortles. Like vegans who've just discovered a loophole.

r-man: Bla bla bla. Witty retort.

r-man looks smug. Like a vegan who's just killed a fly through no fault of his own.

THE END
Title: Re: Landman Cranking Hard Again
Post by: andy_e on September 21, 2007, 12:33:21 pm: I'd pay my money t see that... What's with all the vegans though? Have you stopped eating meat in favour of a pure potato diet?
Title: Re: Landman Cranking Hard Again
Post by: GCW on September 21, 2007, 01:22:35 pm: Quote from: andi_e on September 21, 2007, 12:33:21 pm
I'd pay my money t see that... What's with all the vegans though? Have you stopped eating meat in favour of a pure potato diet?

My old mate Craig Parnaby ate nothing but tomatoes when he was doing some of hardest stuff.

He turned an odd shade of green, but he was cranking hard.
Title: Re: Landman Cranking Hard Again
Post by: n_man on September 23, 2007, 10:14:06 pm: and I thought that facebook was a strange incomprehensible world.........

Hope you had a good day on the grit r-man.