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the shizzle => shootin' the shit => Topic started by: Houdini on September 12, 2007, 10:22:39 pm
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Also known as .... (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cunt)
I love me some swearing, you fuckface prick! In fact, I adore all slang and low-rent vocabulary.
What are your favourite swearwords?
I've a soft spot for 'Shithead'. Et vous?
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I think you may have had too much Port.
Knob-gobbler. :wank:
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Fuck you, faecal freak! (I've only had 3 glasses!)
Points awarded for inventiveness...
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Fuck you, knob jockey! I've only had 3 pintglasses!
Twat mangler.
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Scab licker! You've noted my edit!
By-the-by, Rim-widener, you're dribbling.
Porco Dio! All foreign language offerings welcome!
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You've noted my edit!
Yeah, you sorted the parentheses out.
How long before this thread is killed like a baby seal with a bullet in the brain?
Hou-dunnit: Your Mother Is a Hamster and Your Father Smells of Elderberries
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Fuckface! This is a erudite discussion and comparison of trans-euro vulgarities, non?
Urospo Chu chu (sp?) Origins: Turkey. Meaning: Son of a bitch.
Dickwad.
The word cunt still mainly remains the one word in the English language that is considered more offensive than fuck - this can be largely attributed to its history as a misogynist instrument, a history that elevates its offensiveness above that of rival "four-letter words".
However, the term cunt is often used, primarily by members of the working class, as a term of endearment. Particularly in the south of england, around the Essex and London Area. Context and tone usually show the distinction between the word being used as a term of endearment or it being used pejoratively.
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Cun't fault this spoonerist reference to the Oz PM: John Hunt is a Coward.
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Did Andi_e really use the N-word? I didn't think he did, nor does he deserve even more -ve karma for it. Ni**er. That's the word. It's interesting how, like 'cunt', 'nigga' has become a term of endearment amongst certain groups - granted - mostly blacks. Ni**er: I don't doubt that at times it can be amusing. I was reading HP Lovecraft a few nights back and laughed my socks off to read the name of a characters' dog: Ni**er-Man.
There was actually a little more behind the opening of this tread than the opportunity for two twats (GCW & I) to trade less than amusing half-cut insults online. A while back I used the phrase 'jewed-out', I've used it before, it's fairly certain I'll use it again, (I'm of the 'sticks and stones'-school) I don't find it's use offensive (but them I'm not jewish, rather atheist WASP stock) and it got me thinking about what's un/acceptable & in/offensive.
Any thoughts? We can let this one go the way of the Titanic though, if it's too close to the bone.
Prick. That's the one that get's me.
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my new fave is fuck pig.
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cunt chops
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cock-gobbler
jizz-guzzler (the assonance pleases me)
fuck stick (courtesy of warden in Shawshank Redemption)
slag-whore
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cunt chops
Grilled or fried, sir?
Arsebucket.
The most amusing insults at present are combinations of some swear word and something that isn't always related.
Did Andi_e really use the N-word?
Yes he did, but maybe the -ve karma was a bit harsh. Or maybe not. :shrug:
I was reading HP Lovecraft
I love Lovecraft. Fekkin genius. The Thing from out of Space is my fave.
two twats (GCW & I)
Cheers :lol:
half-cut
Speak for yourself.
I fear that offending people is becoming harder to predict. People get up-tight about funny things, and often phrases that have been around for years. "That's a bit gay" is something we used to say at school regularly, but now it's totally un-PC. My Gran still says "darkies" and I'm sure that would offend people, but she's 95 so it's not worth the cost of prosecution.
Back in't day to say "well Jackson" meant Jackson Pollock. ie Bollocks. Now it's a good thing. I don't get it.
Anyway, Houdickweed you're a total goatblower.
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there was a good article in the guardian not long ago about the c word. the most amusing story in it concerned a conversation a prim and proper and quite mature lady had in a restaurant, which was overhead by the author of the piece. if my memory serves me correctly, the lady was becoming more and more exasperated by a particular waiter. eventually the lady called the maitre d' over, and explained in a loud and well-intonated voice that "this man is a total and utter cunt, and that's not a word i use lightly". now that's style.
personally, while i often find spoonerisms, forkerisms, kniferisms and combinations very amusing, i think the true power of expletives is when they are used singularly, with great economy, and in creative and unpredictable ways.
i felt a deep sense of pride when at a dinner party, my father complimented a stranger opposite on his splendid and obviously quite weighty cufflinks. the rest of us looked round and admired them as the man in question thanked him. the old man went on to say, "i expect they make a lot of noise when you wank though".
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Houdini - you need to see Clerks II.... "I'm taking it back".
Yoss - There was a review of Atonement in the Spectator this week where the C word was mentioned frequently. Deborah Ross said she had always told her children when they asked what it means that it's "the german word for cake, but one should never, ever ask for it outside of Germany".
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Yos that is genius.
On a seperate note the dog (a black labrador) in dambusters is called ni**er. Though in all recent viewing of this film it is 'removed' so as not to cause offense.
I like the swearies and do it regularly however i get very annoyed when parents can't moderate their language in front of their children. Twats.
I personally think that a word or collection of words can not of themselves be offensive, it is only the context of delivery that can be offensive. I just as insulted by non-sweary comments as sweary ones.
You can't beat a nice twat, saying it or fucking it....
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Deborah Ross said she had always told her children when they asked what it means that it's "the german word for cake, but one should never, ever ask for it outside of Germany".
and of course, you can't have your cunt and eat it...
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You can't beat a nice twat, saying it or fucking it....
i did think when i first broached this precious wonder of a thread that twat is a delicious little word. if used too often it can sound a little cliched, but when squeezed into a brilliant twat-shaped gap it is a marvel to behold.
i think twat is best utilised in a fairly deadpan way. possibly when talking to or dealing with estate agents, car salesmen or people who use the word "occuring" when "happening" sounds so much more natural and unaffected.
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there was a good article in the guardian not long ago about the c word.
In a quick search for the above article, which I think I missed, I searched the Guardian's site for 'cunt'. 641 references. I really appreciate a paper that doesn't treat it's readers like infants and therefore doesn't feel the need to asterisk out the middle of every swearword.
'fuck' = 4644 results. Nice.
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Did Andi_e really use the N-word?
Yes he did, but maybe the -ve karma was a bit harsh. Or maybe not. :shrug:
I can totally understand the -ve karma. Remember that Big Brother contestant that was recently booted out for saying the same thing?
Official forum line - we can let "nigga" slide depending on the context (eg irony), but the n-word itself is not welcome here at all, so i've edited some of the above posts. Sorry if that seems over PC but that's just the way it is - i cringe whenever I see it and i certainly don't want google caching pages from this site with that word in it.
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ps if you want a lot of fucking, then this is what you need :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-rXEQ4twCo
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It's a funny one, Bubba. Caucasians saying n****r is wrong, but blacks (not sure if this is PC- sorry) can say it. I guess that's fair enough, but they have essentially adopted a word intended to offend and turned it around. Fair play.
During slavery slaves were sold to the americans by
portuguese slave traders.
The americans were buying ,"Ne-gros", which is spanish for black, the slaves owners coined the term, "N****r"
trying to say, "Ne-gro", "Black".
It did not start out as a derogatory term, it became
that after slavery to the civil rights movment and today. Blacks today say it means, "A low life person" with that anyone can be a n****r, this comes from a lack of research. Many blacks call themselves n****r, why ? I don't know, but it just means, "BLACK".
http://www.phrases.org.uk/bulletin_board/40/messages/250.html Says here it was originally just whites being dumb!
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there was a good article in the guardian not long ago about the c word.
In a quick search for the above article, which I think I missed, I searched the Guardian's site for 'cunt'. 641 references. I really appreciate a paper that doesn't treat it's readers like infants and therefore doesn't feel the need to asterisk out the middle of every swearword.
'fuck' = 4644 results. Nice.
i can't find it either. it could be a cover up. i swear they published it though. maybe feb/march this year.
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It's a funny one, Bubba. Caucasians saying n****r is wrong, but blacks (not sure if this is PC- sorry) can say it. I guess that's fair enough, but they have essentially adopted a word intended to offend and turned it around. Fair play.
Theres obviously not much equality in the world if something (a word, or anything) is perceived as being purely the preserve of a particular ethnic group. we're all human beings. If a black person can say it in a non-offensive context then it aught to be true that so can a white person or an asian or an arab or an inuit or anyone. it aught to be about the context, afterall any word be be offensive in context.
I agree that the use of it in stuff like modern music etc does try to desensitize it and turn it around to something positive, non-offensive. Great, but if that use in positive context is restricted to black people then its not going to do a lot of good, its only going to become a non-offensive word if it becomes part of the universal lexicon. as long as its seen as the preserve of a particular ethnic group then its always going to maintain the racial connetations. tricky subject though.
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In 1990 a homme member of my family dies of AIDS, myself and a few of the more enlightened members of 'the close knit' just love to joke of Our Uncs' Ass Injected Death Sentence. Close to the boner? You bet. But this helps us...
I'd prefer no boundaries; there's such a massive difference between saying and doing
; there's nothing I couldn't mine for a weeze. I think we've been indoctrinated to believe that one cuss word is more powerful than another. I don't think it is, it's just another word. Society loves to latch onto buzzwords, but actions always have and always will speak louder.
The Guardian is the best paper in Britain. I've seen 'cunt' on the front page. What other paper would be brave enough to do that, other than Razzle, of course?
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It's a funny one, Bubba. Caucasians saying n****r is wrong, but blacks (not sure if this is PC- sorry) can say it. I guess that's fair enough, but they have essentially adopted a word intended to offend and turned it around. Fair play.
I have no wish to derail this topic into an argument about racial prejudice so i'll quickly outline my (and hence ukb's) position...and i'm not having a pop GCW coz i think you understand anyway :)
The problem with the n-word is that it's been used by whites as a derogatory term for blacks for centuries, throughout some of the most disgraceful displays of human nature...eg slavery (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slavery), need i say more?
The context is important - I don't think any of us white boys (talking about me here really) can turn around and complain that we can't use a particular word without looking at the historic usage behind it. It's not just a word imho, it brings a whole shitload of baggage with it.
The reclaiming of the word, and it's "more acceptable" offspring "nigga" is controversial in itself. It's not (as many people assume) globally accepted by the Black community as acceptable. But anyway, imho white people calling each other "nigga" earnestly is, well...just being a Wigga (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wigga) imho ;)
Anyway, enough of this, let's continue with the topic....
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i hear you, cocktits.
let's get this topic back on subject you flangebatter.
these, aren't really blue words, just what i call me julie.
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I've seen 'cunt' on the front page.
A typo, no doubt. Bloody Grauniad
Bubba: Feel free to edit this next bit, it's not meant to be offensive.
There are plenty of words that have been used derogatorily: n****r, w*g, spik, wop, Brummy etc
As they have been meant to be offensive, I can't see a place for them anywhere. It's the inequality I get puzzled by (see earlier comments)I fear that offending people is becoming harder to predict. People get up-tight about funny things
If it's offensive, it's offensive. I can't see how it can be OK for one person to say it, but not another.
As for Andi_e's being puntered, he didn't mean to be offensive but I can see why people get upset. Plus he's a fanny anyway. :lol:
It's your baby Bubbs, if that's the way you want to play it that's fine by me and I quite understand (and agree).
Fart knocker.
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let's get this topic back on subject
Too right, muffquiff!
Me Grandad used to call me a 'daft apeth'. I've no idea what the fook he meant, what's an apeth? Sounds fairly mild, dunno :-\ Etymology?
Brummy
Right! Outside!
Some guy called me 'Plantlife' once. I hope he gets ass gout!
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Now, don't wish cancer on anyone 'cos that isn't nice. >:(
Now listen, Hou-cutyourhairyoulooklikeaknob: Daft apeth is reet Lancashire, so don't get on thar 'igh oss.
Women seem to get more offended by "cunt" than men. I reckon they are too possessive about blokes using their cunts without their permission.
Jizzmonkey, anyone?
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Now, don't wish cancer on anyone 'cos that isn't nice. >:(
Eh?
Women seem to get more offended by "cunt" than men.
Well, I've heard that: The word cunt remains in America the one word that is so offensive as to be customarily unspeakable.
Any you shag pieces got this?
(http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/510YEREJ7CL._AA240_.jpg)
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On the international tip
Me cago en sus muelas.
Spanish.
I shit on your teeth. Always goes down a storm if you ever need to take exception to the service in a tapas bar.
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http://www.insultmonger.com/
Enjoy! Prix!
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Like I said earlier, if you haven't, you ought to watch Clerks II as not only is the whole reclaiming an offensive racial slur debate neatly dissected and laid bare in a very funny way but it has the funniest dismissal of the Lord of the Rings I've ever seen.
>Women seem to get more offended by "cunt" than men.
Mrs FD calls me a c*nt fairly regularly... she has a mouth like a lavatory. But she's a daft apeth anyway...
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'daft apeth'.
I thought it was a daft ha'penny? Did he have his false teeth out?
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no its apeth.i think its as it sounds daft ape.
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My wife is perfectly happy to hear/say cunt. But woe betide anyone who says 'titties'...
Women, who can figure them.
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Ms Bubba is reclaiming the word cunt :)
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Did Andi_e really use the N-word? I didn't think he did, nor does he deserve even more -ve karma for it.
Just to finish off this little sidetrack, I puntered andi for the wiggerishness of his comment, and for the fact that I'm fairly certain that it's not something he would ever say out loud to anyone!
Edit: writing that just gave me visions of andi walking up to some big dude at the West Indian Centre in Leeds saying 'alright my n*gga?'
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"That's a bit gay" is something we used to say at school regularly, but now it's totally un-PC.
Used to regularly call people spastic/spaz/spazzer at school, before the concept of being PC reached the north.
There was a (completely made up) theory that the widespread use of these terms prompted the Spastics Society to change its name to Scope...several mates defiantly switched to using the insult "you scoper" in the hope this would catch on and we could force another reactionary charity name change.
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:lol:
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What the F%$K are you cock smoking sperm beltchers on about...
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Just to finish off this little sidetrack, I puntered andi for the wiggerishness of his comment, and for the fact that I'm fairly certain that it's not something he would ever say out loud to anyone!
I was amused at you smiting him and then calling him a 'tard. Not the most PC term either?
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Did Andi_e really use the N-word? I didn't think he did, nor does he deserve even more -ve karma for it.
Just to finish off this little sidetrack, I puntered andi for the wiggerishness of his comment, and for the fact that I'm fairly certain that it's not something he would ever say out loud to anyone!
In retrospect it probably could have caused offence but the context was important: It was lyrics from a track off the album that Fiend had previously recommended, hence why I put it...
Edit: writing that just gave me visions of andi walking up to some big dude at the West Indian Centre in Leeds saying 'alright my n*gga?'
That would be suicide, although there's that one bouncer who's an absolute leg end, quality geezer!
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Plus he's a fanny anyway. :lol:
Says you, you gaping fish-gash motherlicker!
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Says you, you gaping fish-gash motherlicker!
Andrew, Andrew. I expected so little from you in the way of a decent insult. And you still disappoint. "smelly pants" would have been more offensive. Please fuck off and think of something better, you putrid little shit-stain.
See that skid mark in some old lady's nappy? That's you, that is.
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I like Fuck Wittington - a popular modern swear given a classic fairy tale twist
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Says you, you gaping fish-gash motherlicker!
Andrew, Andrew. I expected so little from you in the way of a decent insult. And you still disappoint. "smelly pants" would have been more offensive. Please fuck off and think of something better, you putrid little shit-stain.
See that skid mark in some old lady's nappy? That's you, that is.
Oh come on, you couldn't offend a christian even if you threw a pr0n mag at them. I've heard worse insults come from baby's bottoms than have exited your hot-air-blower. Go to jail, do not pass go and do not collect your £200. STFU, GTFO, exit's over there -----------------------------------------------> , for help press alt+f4, or for god mode press ctrl+alt+del twice. Kthnxbye.
I'm quite fond of bellsniff at the moment, has a nice ring to it.
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I'm quite fond of bellsniffing at the moment.
That doesn't surprise me at all. And if you think I'm gonna fall for your Bill Gates tips you'd better think again.
Ass-hat is becoming popular at the moment.
Andi_e fucks ducks.
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I was amused at you smiting him and then calling him a 'tard. Not the most PC term either?
Ah being PC, such a minefield! Please anyone feel free to punter me for the use of the above term ;D
After a lond discussion of rude terms recently, I decided that piss flaps is definitely the phase I detest the most!
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I don't punter people wot amuses me.
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GCW, you are an arsebandit in extremis. You get your shitty little cuntwipe excuse for a body off the computer and say those things to my face otherwise your balls will have to be renamed "GCWNadrons" to fit in with the Baryons and Mesons...
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You're all just nob-cheeses.
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You're all just nob-cheeses.
That's rich coming from a total prat.
Interesting how we have deteriorated into insults, rather than swearing.
I often use pish-flaps as an exasperated phrase when something goes wrong. Nowt wrong with it.
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Interesting how we have deteriorated into insults, rather than swearing.
Fine then Count Cunty McCuntson of the Cunt estate...
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Idle Ooze! It's POLE smoking sperm belcher! How could you...?
Really loving the Andi-wee\GCW thing, by the way. ;D
Retard is absolutely kosher, don't be afraid to abuse it. Scoper? Hmmm... Outre, obscure. Full marks!
Bummers!
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As for you, Hou-teeniecock, you couldn't escape out of a field let alone a box!
Bring it on, bitch, I can match your insults...
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Hows about I match knee-bars in your box?
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Nah, you're just jealous that my box is bigger than yours...
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Nah, you're just jealous that my box is bigger than yours...
No point in having a big box when it doesn't work.
Bubba- how come you didn't censor w*g etc earlier. I reckon w*g is at least as bad as n****r.
Wankers, the lot of you especially Andi-Pandy Cider drinking fanny
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Bubba- how come you didn't censor w*g etc earlier. I reckon w*g is at least as bad as n****r.
Because i didn't see it...but i'll sort it now.
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Cheers, I thought you were being inconsistent. :lol:
Flange.
Edit: Just noticed you think spik and Brummy are OK. ;)
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Can't really argue about brummy, but yeah "spik" is pretty offensive.
Anyway, I think we all know what not to say so let's just leave it at that :)
I had to perma-ban somebody on ukcaving the other day for coming out with some seriously offensive bigotted nonsense - first ban on that board :(
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Anyway, I think we all know what not to say so let's just leave it at that :)
Very sensible.
I had to perma-ban somebody on ukcaving the other day for coming out with some seriously offensive bigotted nonsense - first ban on that board :(
That James dude? I didn't see what he said but the reaction says it all. Well done!!
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Yeah, it was "James" - i dunno whether he was pissed and trying to get a reaction or something but what he said was just totally not funny. You a caver then?
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Used to dabble so I still look to see what's going on. Don't have time to train/ boulder, never mind cave. Besides, there's not that much in Lancs :lol:
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"cunt wanker" was used a few times on saturday up at apparent north
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I find it interesting that if you use Andi's full name (Andi "Wrath Asks Them" E- don't ask, it's a mor[m]on thing apparantly) it's an anagram of Shit-head Wankmaster. Strange but true. :shrug:
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I won't tell anyone that GCW actually stands for Gay Cock Wiper...
any of you arsemunchers having as much fun as I am?
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any of you arsemunchers having as much fun as I am?
You always enjoy munching arses though, Andi, so I'm told.
It seems we have concluded cunt/ fuck/ shit/ twat/ wanker/ prick/ arse/ etc ain't that offensive nowadays. We need a new swear word for the future. One with more edge.
Houdini- thanks for an amusing thread, you motherfucking sput.
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You sir are a div.
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You sir are a div.
You Stu are a Dunt.
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Oh no! You called me a student! That's highly offensive, seeing as how I am a student! Bubba, could you ban him please?
I always chuckle when I see this thread.
http://ukbouldering.com/board/index.php/topic,65.0.html
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You two should take your comedy double act to the Fringe Festival.
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Do people pay to see people abuse each other?
Oh, boxing I suppose...
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You two should take your comedy double act to the Fringe Festival.
Aye, no-one there is very funny either.
This thread has run its course. It's just too easy to insult Andi_e. There's too much to choose from.
Like this: http://www.typophile.com/user/2851