UKBouldering.com
the shizzle => shootin' the shit => music, art and culture => Topic started by: tommytwotone on September 03, 2006, 11:40:18 am
-
Having read the over-rated bands thread, this got me reviewing the music file on my PC.
So, while keeping your credible shit proudly on display round the house, what music do you enjoy in secret when you're sure no-one else is listening?
A few of mine:
James Taylor
Phil Collins
Alexander O'Neal
Think that's enough for now..
-
Phil Collins!!! You need help :lol:
-
Run to the Hills, Maiden. It's in this machine somewhere.
Blue Monday, New Order. (Somehow I feel I shouldn't enjoy this, but I do.)
Rio, Duran Duran.
All the HomosapienLP, Pete Shelley.
-
Nelly Furtado - Maneater
Kate Bush - Cloudbusting
and like TTW an occassional foray into Phil Collins/Genesis
*hangs head on shame*
-
Edwin Collins - Never met a girl like you before. Strangely good for lifting weights to.
Phil Collins - Solo & Genesis vocals = excrement.
(Drums for Genesis w/Peter Gabriel is a different story. Gotta be one of the trippiest interesting prog/folk rock bands we produced. Trespass, Nursery Cryme, Foxtrot, The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway, and the early live LP - all great, far-out records from a very fertile time in Rock. No shame here.)
-
Rio, Duran Duran.
I prefer Planet Earth, but generally any Duran Duran.
I also bought Gwen Stefani's album for my mum and ended up keeping it for myself.
-
where do i begin......a quick look through my mp£s reveals:
sash! - mysterious times
jive bunny - swing the mood
reel2real - i like to move it
craig david Vs Survivor - eye of the tiger/fill me in - this is absolutley dynamite
n-trance - kung fu fighting - i could have also listed their version of D.I.S.C.O.
clock - oh what a night
mark morrison - return of the mack
50 cent - u not like me
ace of base - all that she wants - note to self: find The Sign on mp3
betty boo - doin' the do - god knows why i downloaded this, probably after Yoda 80s mix came out
dead or alive - you spin me round (like a record)
right said fred - i'm too sexy
that "super mario land" tune
peter andre - mysterious girl - me and scouse found this an excellent font trip Proton singallong tune. I remember Paz crying on the backseat.
snow - informer
stompin tom conners - the good old hockey game - only relevant to anyone who went to the steelers in the 94-98ish period
tom jones - its no unusual
usher - u remind me - for some reason this reminds me of Foot & Mouth disease. I think its because it was always on the radio 1 on a sunday morning on the way over to Ramshaw, along with the next tune. Thank you Mikee B and DJ spoony.
DJ pied piper - do you really like it - ditto
shirley bassey - goldfinger
aqua - turn back time
some of the above are quite good, only mark morrison and 50 cent i would deem to me pieces of music with absolutley no redeeming features whatsoever. I'm sure some of you will bag to differ.
-
following further review of the mp3 file...
Sade - Sweetesy Taboo / Smooth Operator (why do I have this 80s smooth soul shit? I don't know.)
Simply Red - Holding Back The Years (kwality karaoke tune, but again, why?)
I also found Michael McDonald - I Keep Forgettin' (We're Not In Love Any More), but IMO it's absolved by the fact it's the sample from the mighty Regulate.
oh, and Dave...is there ever any excuse for Jive Bunny or Peter Andre??
-
the peter andre thing I listed to stictly in an ironic sense. As for jive bizzle, what can i say, doesn't everyone like 1950s swing/rock&roll computer mixed over a synthesised drumbeat? Bit of trivia, the jive bunny studio is only like 10mins walk from me peeps crib, i've seen the platinum discs for swing the mood, lets twist again etc and shit in there. Not that i was in there for that reason, I think we were in to buy some tidy trax hard house classics on vinyl.
-
Shit, I've just come across some Elton John in my collection. It isn't mine, honest! I think my mum wanted me to d/l it...
-
Shit, I've just come across some Elton John
Why don't you Furnish us with some details?
Fuck, so many innuendos, so little time.:whistle:
-
Ok I knew I guess Neil Diamond falls into this category but do I really have to be ashamed of Kate Bush, Cloudbusting? So do I have to hide Stevie Nicks or Prince?
Please Advise
Yours Unashamedly
Richard
-
Bad cheesy trance stuff
An old Men at Work album
Sarah Blasko.
ELO - 'Into the Blue' album
A couple of Boston Albums - and the track 'More than a feeling' gets thrashed alot
Heart - 'Bad Animals' album.
The shame, the shame.........
-
No. No. No. It's OK!
The Men @ Work LP is completely acceptable. Great sax.
-
Journey's Greatest Hits; feel the power chords.
"I see a smoky room
I smell wine and cheap perfume"
-
Here's mine.... (and I don't feel guilty either)
Rush - Anything from the 70's and 80's... I love Rush.
Foreigner / Reo Speedwagon / Chicago / Peter Cetera - All on their original 'bought from woolies' cassettes.. perfect driving music.
-
Hawkwind, Silver Machine
Deep Purple, s-o-t-w
I'll be listening to these as soon as I can find where my wife has hidden them.
-
Hawkwind...
I have 30 Hawkwind albums... :-[
-
peter andre - mysterious girl - me and scouse found this an excellent font trip Proton singallong tune. I remember Paz crying on the backseat.
It still hurts me like an old wound. What you on about, the rest of them are cool - I've not actually heard you listen to much else.
I've got loads of these cos I by my records in Asda:
Meatloaf (Greatest Hits including the more recent Andrew Lloyd Webber tracks. Oops. )
Outkast.
Chas and Dave.
Pet Shop Boys (the old Discography stuff and Go West doesn't count as being too embarassing but bonus points if anyones got the new stuff).
Erasure
The Smiths. OK I bought it for the guitar on How Soon is Now, but jesus the rest is anal crap.
Aha. As above but bought for take on me.
Kelis
Estelle
Lumidee
Lots of stuff that I bought just because I kept seeing it i the shop and wondered what it was like.
Bon Jovi - and I saw them live!
OK so non of that's too bad and anyway I'm greatful I never bought a Skunk Anansi album, Menswear, Blue Tones or any Radiohead, but
for the really embarassing stuff we have to pretend it's 1995 and think that anything obscure will be worth a fortune, any
old guitar album will be the next Definitely Maybe, and anyone with a guitar might achieve fame and stardom. I'm also a sucker for anything
that says limited edition on it. This might have made me and many other people oblivious to the fact that what we were listening to was utter shite.
Oasis - Be Here Now. I couldn't bring myself to take it back to the shop. I've got those stupid fag boxes for the singles too.
Red Kross - who? Think it was 50p and worth the risk.
Five too many Geneva singles
and the worst of the worst: Ocean Colour Scene. Nothing that bad can make the Riverboat song and The Circle worth while and the thought of giving money to those boring tossers makes me sick.
But the embarassing ones I actually listen to still are:
Supernaturals, Space, Catatonia, Octopus, Speedy, Symposium, Tiger.
Until recently I was done with indy. Like most genres, if it's mediocre then it's unlistenable crap, but it's double embarassing if it's a bunch of sweaty moaning blokes making a racket.
-
and the worst of the worst: Ocean Colour Scene. Nothing that bad can make the Riverboat song and The Circle worth while and the thought of giving money to those boring tossers makes me sick.
I own a copy of Moseley Shoals too.
-
oh my
*opens old lp chest*
hmm...spandau ballet, adam and the ants, gary glitter, mud, u2, t'pau, the shamen, alvin stardust, wham, bay city rollers, boney m, madonna, japan, donna summer, elo, elton john, erasure, ken dodd, the osmonds, falco, showaddywaddy, suzi quattro, sweet, howard jones, 10cc, the wombles, theatre of hate/spear of destiny, blancmange, kelly marie, shakin stevens, julio iglesias...all gravy baby
-
Focus, Bros, Take That, Olivia Newton John, Outhere Brothers and Ratt all have a track or two on my ipod.
-
Went out looking for 70's gatefold prog-rock one time & came back with a Demis Rousos (sp?) LP. Kinda like that frock-thing he wore.
Falco died in the Alps after snorting coke in his Ferrari. Falco's OK surely. It's not Kajagoogoo, is it?
-
Roger Water's Pros and Cons of Hitchhiking last night.
-
You seen my Aviators?
-
#whispers#
The Cure...
-
nowt wrong with the cure, or kajagoogoo
(http://www.wlir.fm/a-cure.jpg)
-
Dave's list is superb...
Mine is as follows:
Betty Boo - Doin' The Doo (serious music for serious people)
Bryan Adams - Summer of 69 (i can't believe i am admitting this)
C+C Music Factory - Things That Make You Go Hmmm (well, it does, doesn't it?)
Chicane - Saltwater (it's wank, but i can't help it)
Deelite - Groove is in the Heart (is it a guilty pleasure? maybe, maybe not)
Faith No More - Epic (umm, next question)
George Michael - too many to mention (er, yes)
Joss Stone - that album (never listened to it though - think i had an ulterior motive for copying it)
Lionel Richie - All Night Long (guilty as charged)
MC Hammer - U Can't Touch This (one day I'll learn the lyrics)
Michael Jackson - too many to mention (for the children)
Natalie Imbruglia - Torn (well you would, wouldn't you)
PM Dawn - Set Adrift on Memory Bliss (pass)
The Primitives - Crash (and only last night as well)
Prince - numerous (becoming more and more guilty every day)
Red Hot Chilli Peppers - numerous (The Future Sound of Croydon)
Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up (never going to tape over you)
S Club 7 - You're My Number One (ok, I made that one up)
Salt'n'Pepa / En Vogue - Whatta Man (catchy as crabs)
Terence Trent D'Arby - Sign Your Name (well, i like it)
Toploader - Dancing in the Moonlight (I deleted this as soon as I discovered it though)
U2 - various (Bono is a cunt, hence their appearance here)
Wheatus - Teenage Dirtbag (ok ok)
Will Smith - Gettin' Jiggy With It (if it's any conciliation, i think he's a cunt too)
as will self said , "confession is such a bodily relief, don't you agree? it's like shitting out guilt..."
-
yoss, i'm really surprised at that selection, i mean, no simply red???
-
simply shit? no way jose...
i dug up this great interview with mick hucknall the other day:
RedHead Today - Hey Mick.
Mick Hucknall - Good morning.
RT - Ok, first things first. You are the most famous ginger bloke in the world. But why are you such a cunt?
MH - Genetics. Many of my ancestors were cunts, and as a result I have inherited a great number of cunty characteristics.
RT - But you're not a average cunt though Mick. You are something special.
MH -Thank you. Yes, well, there is an element of nurture as well as nature. Paul McKenna has me on a permanent course of hypnosis that ensures that I never forget to behave like, well, like the most unpleasant cunt in the world.
RT - That's dedication!
MH - I am a professional.
RT - So Mick, tell us about the girls?
MH - What is there to tell? I am repugnant in every way, but I do have a lot of money. As a result, I enjoy a never-ending supply of brainless large breasted women.
RT - So you wouldn't describe yourself as a feminist then?
MH - Fuck off.
RT - Any news on the new album?
MH - Yes. It's being produced by Damon Dash. You know - the fat fuck with the new trainers every day. He's hooking me up with lots of new girls actually. Anyway, the album is kind of a new direction for me. He's trying to move me away from my traditional whining cunt style. I kinda like the new sound as it happens. He's calling it "ghetto cunt".
RT - Nice. Well, thanks Mick.
MH - Whatever. Can you lend us £20 for the cab home?
RT - You really are a cunt, aren't you?
MH - Der. Yes...
-
ahem (http://www.simplyred.com/home/)
-
Bet you're into Level 42 as well!
-
No. But I do have a soft spot for the Fine Young Cannibals...
-
you mean you're not??? (http://www.level42.com/)
-
deaf? no, but i should be...
-
No. But I'd wager the Mark King teaches slap bass tutorial DVD could be worth a watch.
-
soaps can't come to the phone right now, he's uh, slapping his, nnnnhhh, bass.....
-
Soapy! You terrible cunt! (http://youtube.com/watch?v=TZ5VX5FUFRs)
-
Fine Young Cannibals are great! Not a shade of guilt there. And Level 42's Lessons in Love is one of the finest songs ever to grace/scrape the bargain basement bins of the 1980s.
-
Me and a mukka downloaded the soundtrack to the Transformers movie from 1986. Such classics as 'Dare' and 'You got the touch' by Stan Bush. I particularly like 'The Transformers' by Lion. You cant beat 80's rock people.
We also downloaded all the lyrics, and then sat there and watched the remastered version of the film singing along at full blast....... :oops:
Simply brilliant.
-
:bow:
I caught the end of Sonic Underground this morning, there's some seriously cheesy metal going down there!
-
OK, I admit it, as we'er on the topic of guilty pleasures, I didn't catch the end of Sonic Underground, no, I watched the entire thing. Like I do every morning if I'm up that early. :spank:
-
I downloaded two Shakira albums the other day. She is hot though.
-
In the car t'other day...
"We can listen to Shakira though, she has a nice a... er, i mean voice"
-
i'm currently listening to justin timberlake.
-
go and sit on the naughty step now!
..pennance here (http://www.dirtypoodle.com//sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderfiles/nevergonnagiveyouup.mp3)..
-
Rick? Or slowed-down Kylie?
-
and for you naughty houdi, sam fox - nothing's gonna stop me now (jump and jive mix) (http://www.dirtypoodle.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderfiles/nothingsgonnastopmenowjumpandjivemix.mp3)
great waps, mind
-
Up ya ass Soaps! (http://youtube.com/watch?v=l9EE4eu52SA)
-
A true confession!!!!!!!!
(http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000AA302K.01._SS500_SCLZZZZZZZ_V1138661982_.jpg)
(http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B00005J9VZ.01._SS500_SCLZZZZZZZ_V1116179513_.jpg)
Who owns one of the true guilty pleasures?
Which would you rather be forced to listen to?
-
Maurice Gibb walked off the Clive Anderson Talks Back show a few years back. He didn't like being called a tosser, which is odd, for a tosser.
-
That was hilarious - he did come across as a humourless twat.
-
The best bit of that was where Maurice left his little speccy brother to sit uncomfortably for a minute before leaving too. So naff. So great! Aren't they Australian?
I wonder if that's got anything to do with C. Andersons' disappearance from UK terrestrial TV. I liked him sometimes, he had no neck movement at all - kinda odd.
-
He is no-neck, but can be really funny. All 3 Gees are/were from the Isle of Man.
I thought the brother was cool to stay on, he was the only one not being an arse...but then he had to go otherwise no doubt Maurice would have slapped him with his hair or something.
-
No, they're from Oldham. Also home of the tubular bandage and Barclay James Harvest.
-
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/454410.stm
..."We're thrilled, we're from the Isle of Man, it's where we were born,....
-
They grew up in Oldham, a fact the locals are very proud of - ask dense.
Shame Hot Chip didn't win though.
You got into the rest of the album then? Dunno why they put the worst track first though.
Anyone who thinks the Roses are overrated is a fool. In only two albums and a few singles there is more gold than most artists manage in a lifetime. Just keep the thread in perspective, I'll mention U2 and The Beatles again.
-
I like both Hot Chip albums, though they do go off into lyrical madness from time to time. I think Boy from School is my favourite track though.
U2. Exactly. Cunts.
I think The Beatles were awesome within the context of their time, but it all seems a bit wet now days. Still like some of their stuff though.
-
Unbelievable. Before someone else corrects me:
Born in Douglas, on the Isle of Man, Barry and twins Robin and Maurice Gibb started their singing very young -when they were nine and six years old- in Chorlton-cum-Hardy, Manchester, where the family had moved in 1955. The three brothers and two friends of theirs started performing as "The Rattlesnakes" and "Wee Johnny Hays and The Blue Cats" in some movie theaters in Chorlton. In 1958 the family moved again, this time to Australia,
Three years in Chorlton and for some reason the good folk of Oldham are crowing about it fifty years later. Retards.
-
Anyone who thinks the Roses are overrated is a fool.
Boy am I so comfortable to be called a fool over the Roses. They are cunts. Mani.... Fuck! I am the resurrection! Yep. And I'm a cream cheese bagel.
They take half a decade to record their 2nd LP. And boy was it worth the wait. I'm glad the guitarist took up cycling. Student music - at best.
I do like some of Browns' solo work though, in particular the song and video to F.E.A.R. Which is quite touching.
The Stone Roses did at least have the grace to split when they hit rock-bottom - an act some bands prolong far too long.
I confess to feeling something for Depeche Mode. Yes, I know I should rinse my mouth out straight away... but I like them for reasons I don't fully understand. It could be the Umek remixes.
-
Why? Depeche Mode were excellent.
Almost everything becomes dated, but it doesn't mean it's overrated. It's cunts like U2/Madonna/Robbie who keep churning out bollocks today that are the real villains.
-
Why? Depeche Mode were excellent.
You mean you don't rate them now, but did in the Yamaha DX7 days? I bought Playing the Angel recently and found it fairly uncomfortable listening. Violator is buch better.
My girlfriend is overly fond of Dave Gahan (cunt) but I really like his voice. Sometimes they really hit the spot. I've been trying to find a Umek remix of I feel loved which I think is very neat indeed, but only found small clips not worth posting. (It's the penultimate track on his Torture Chamber 2 mix CD).
Sometimes, but only sometimes I think DM get on top of themselves and make great music eg. Enjoy the Silence. A great smack song, perhaps as good as Golden Brown. I also like their association with Anton Corbijn, a very good photographer indeed.
And I don't think it's fair to blame modern musics' medicrity on Madonna/Williams et al. Being shit doesn't really correllate with populaity - in all cases.
(I wouldn't have a Coldplay LP in the house. Or Snow Patrol. But then I'm a music-nazi...)
-
depeche mode will always be clarse
mani, got me thinking, him and that gobshite drummer from jamc, what's his name, bobby...?
fucking wank band that, screama-fucking-deli-wanka
liked vanishing point and exterminator tho :-[
-
Torture Chamber 2 mix
Realy like this mix. I think that is one of the best mixes Umek ever made. Nasty!!
-
Yep. I said that. Me. Too.
If you like this RASTATA then find Intecnique, A Continuous Mix by Valentino Kanzyani. Umeks label pal/peer. Dead groovey, and not pummelling. He does good things with Fakes' Outhouse track. Here's some Umek & Kanzyani together. Right here! (http://youtube.com/watch?v=KtkPLAVIN6E&mode=related&search=)
-
depeche mode will always be clarse
mani, got me thinking, him and that gobshite drummer from jamc, what's his name, bobby...?
Gillespie. Makes Shaun Ryder look the model of health.
Everything Depeche Mode did up to and including Violator was class. Ground breaking at the time, but sounds dated now.
Can I propose Kasabian for a good kicking?
-
ref TC2 mix, check out http://www.mininova.com , there's a torrent d/l available
-
Did I hear you right there Soaps? Did you defend Kajagoogoo? (Chibs himself in thigh for reality check... Argh! No! You did!)
(http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e67/houdini2/kajagoogoo.jpg)
Is that Nodder in the middle?
I have a persistent ancient memory of a school visit to Eyam (the plague village) @ the time Hush hush aye aye hush hush aye do aye was popular. For that whole trip my head was full of that Kajagoogoo song. Fuck you Kajagoogoo!
-
the clothes
the hair
and
the music, man, the music
they r.a.w.k.e.d.
*see also milli vanilli*
-
Fuckin' witchcraft! :thumbsdown:
-
he who lives by the ey'm dies by the ey'm
*see also sigue sigue sputnik
oh dear, i've just remembered annabella lwin and bow-wow-wow
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/7b/Bowwowwow.jpg/602px-Bowwowwow.jpg)
i mean, she was fuckin' nude!!!
-
Martin Degville....
I'm ashamed I know his name. At their peak, the Sun was fond of lampooning Degville & the Spunkniks and his sticky-out ears that needed pinning back. Presumably to fit the fishnet facemask over...
Check it! (http://www.siguesiguesputnik.co.uk/) He's a special case so I'd like to recommend death by skinning follwed by dunking in Sarsons Vinegar.
(http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e67/houdini2/sputnik.jpg)
Fuck it! Skin them all. Starting with Tony James.
-
Hush hush aye aye hush hush aye do aye
Come on now - it was 'too shy, shy, hush, hush, eye to eye'
Are we just naming new romantic acts with crap hair now? Flock of Seagulls anyone?
-
*hides torn fishnet glove*
it's just the late 70s / early 80s was such a creative miasma
-
Remarkable Adam, I've spent over 20 year trying to forget the words & you come up top trumps 1st go! Remarkable. I'm guessing you've got it on signed coloured vinyl...
Soaps - smell that glove!
I'll take your Fuck of Seagulls and raise you one Wonderful Life by Black.
-
Nelly Furtado - Maneater. Hooky pap heard a million times but it's fuckin' boss, especially with all these nice backing harmonies. Lovely.
-
I quite like Maneater....until Fatboyslimfast pointed out the repetitive shout in the background. Once I'd heard that it ruined it for me. Anyone hear Basement Jaxx's live version of Maneater? Not sure whether I liked it or not, but it was different.
-
(Kajagoogoo etc...)
the clothes
the hair
and
the music, man, the music
they r.a.w.k.e.d.
*see also milli vanilli*
and lets not be forgetting Limahll's (spelling?) solo effort with the "Never Ending Story" theme! Still sends a shiver down my spine every time i hear that (the last time wankered in some god awful 80s nite at 3 in the morning trying to avoid being beaten up by rugby playing ex public schoolboys and just wanting to DIE!)
And talking of which...
Georgio Moroder and Phill Oakley - Electric Dreams
Altogether now...
"I only knew you for a while,
I never saw you smile
Til it was time to go....
Time to go Awaaaaaaaaay!"
Pure shite but somehow captures the early Now That's What I Call Music zeitgeist> Happy innocent days
:guilty:
-
I thought this was a thread about masturbating for a minute.
Houdini was doing the Si O' version I think JB
-
Remember Jim - when going for a gag, don't forget to inject a splash - just a soupcon - of humour, just for old times sake eh? Ease it down the road, like.
Spelling!
-
well, enough of the romantics
*puts on roxette - the look
[img]http://www.sonofaplumber.com/images/rox_thelook.jpg[/mg]
-
gah!
(http://www.sonofaplumber.com/images/rox_thelook.jpg)
as you were
-
kelly marie - feels like i'm in love (http://www.dirtypoodle.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderfiles/feelslikeiminlove.mp3)
i feel so dirty
-
Is Robert Miles worthy of being a guilty pleasure? If so, :guilty:
-
Robert MIles.... Definitely> Also :guilty:
-
Bowie - Lets dance.
I know! I know! I just can't help it!
-
Nowt wrong with that! Quality tune, although strangely now sounds more dated than his earlier stuff. Definitely an 80s classic.
Now if you'd mentioned his late 90s attempt at drum&bass that would have been shameful. Stay outta da jungle, bowie! :spank:
-
classic albums
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/93/Low_%28album%29.jpg)(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/0/0c/DavidBowieHeroesCover.jpg/604px-DavidBowieHeroesCover.jpg)
i also have somewhere in the attic a wet-look black bomber jacket from the glass spider tour
how fucking rock'n'roll am i !!!!!11
-
It's not my guilty pleasure I assure you ossifer but trust me, someone out there in Realityland is listening to Tin Machine right this minute (!). I ask ye!
-
Mike Oldfield - :guilty: as charged.
-
for the delectation of the more discerning among you:
(http://whom.co.uk/jgf/pn_enter.jpg)
includes such gems as:
reggae like it used to be
dancing with the captain
grandma's party
mr mestoffelees
::)
-
occasionally find myself singing along to andy williams. :whistle:
-
Occassionally I find the lass humming fiddy cents Candy Shop... Gahhh!
Ocassionally she finds me humming Britney Spears (the one where she is an air hostess)...
-
Bubba - I can't listen to Maneater now! You've ruined it by pointing out Fatlads observation! :furious: ("Oooh")
-
erm, i looked at my post count; 242
[lightbulb]
front 242 - modern angel (http://www.dirtypoodle.com//sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderfiles/digitalspacebetween/01_Track_01.mp3)
[/lightbulb]
ah, e.b.m.
'cept now it's 243, dammit!
-
It's just a tune, but for some totally inexplicable reason, I often seem to listen to Physical by Olivia Newton John. I could sugar coat it under the veil of "Oh I'm gonna do some out there electro remix of it", and if I am, I'm not making much progress :-[
-
here you go mono (http://www.onlyolivia.com/visual/physicaltv/004.html)
..hope you've got the kleenex ready..
-
Jesus Christ soapy!!! That looks the coolest video in the world, and I have to say OLJ is looking HOT!
-
Physical!
Physical!
I wanna get physica-haaaal!
Let me hear your bahdy talk!
Fux sake 'olith!
Oh-kayeeeeee.... After me!
I'm your private dancer
A dancer for money
I'll do what you want me to do
I'm your private dancer
A dancer money
Any old music will do.
Fucker! More!
I'm your private dancer
A dancer for money
I'll do what you want me to do
I'm your private dancer
A dancer money
Any old music will do.
(http://s02.picshome.com/378/tina-turner.jpg)
GAAAAAaaaAAAaahh!
Begone foul beast!
(http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/exorcist/maxvonsydow.jpg)
I cast you out, unclean spirit, along with every Satanic power of the enemy, every spectre from hell, and all your fell companions; in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ. Begone and stay far from this creature of God. For it is He who commands you, He who flung you headlong from the heights of heaven into the depths of hell. It is He who commands you, He who once stilled the sea and the wind and the storm. Hearken, therefore, and tremble in fear, Satan, you enemy of the faith, you foe of the human race, you begetter of death, you robber of life, you corrupter of justice, you root of all evil and vice; seducer of men, betrayer of the nations, instigator of envy, font of avarice, fomentor of discord, author of pain and sorrow. Why, then, do you stand and resist, knowing as you must that Christ the Lord brings your plans to nothing? Fear Him, who in Isaac was offered in sacrifice, in Joseph sold into bondage, slain as the paschal lamb, crucified as man, yet triumphed over the powers of hell. (The three signs of the cross which follow are traced on the brow of the possessed person). Begone, then, in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit. Give place to the Holy Spirit by this sign of the holy cross of our Lord Jesus Christ, who lives and reigns with the Father and the Holy Spirit, God, forever and ever.
Depart, then, transgressor. Depart, seducer, full of lies and cunning, foe of virtue, persecutor of the innocent. Give place, abominable creature, give way, you monster, give way to Christ, in whom you found none of your works. For He has already stripped you of your powers and laid waste your kingdom, bound you prisoner and plundered your weapons. He has cast you forth into the outer darkness, where everlasting ruin awaits you and your abettors. To what purpose do you insolently resist? To what purpose do you brazenly refuse? For you are guilty before almighty God, whose laws you have transgressed. You are guilty before His Son, our Lord Jesus Christ, whom you presumed to tempt, whom you dared to nail to the cross. You are guilty before the whole human race, to whom you prof erred by your enticements the poisoned cup of death.
Therefore, I adjure you, profligate dragon, in the name of the spotless Lamb, who has trodden down the asp and the basilisk, and overcome the lion and the dragon, to depart from this man (woman) (on the brow), to depart from the Church of God (signing the bystanders). Tremble and flee, as we call on the name of the Lord, before whom the denizens of hell cower, to whom the heavenly Virtues and Powers and Dominations are subject, whom the Cherubim and Seraphim praise with unending cries as they sing: Holy, holy, holy, Lord God of Sabaoth. The Word made flesh commands you; the Virgin's Son commands you; Jesus of Nazareth commands you, who once, when you despised His disciples, forced you to flee in shameful defeat from a man; and when He had cast you out you did not even dare, except by His leave, to enter into a herd of swine. And now as I adjure you in His name, begone from this man (woman) who is His creature. It is futile to resist His will. It is hard for you to kick against the goad. The longer you delay, the heavier your punishment shall be; for it is not men you are condemning, but rather Him who rules the living and the dead, who is coming to judge both the living and the dead and the world by fire.
Depart, then, impious one, depart, accursed one, depart with all your deceits, for God has willed that man should be His temple. Why do you still linger here? Give honor to God the Father almighty, before whom every knee must bow. Give place to the Lord Jesus Christ, who shed His most precious blood for man. Give place to the Holy Spirit, who by His blessed apostle Peter openly struck you down in the person of Simon Magus; who cursed your lies in Annas and Saphira; who smote you in King Herod because he had not given honor to God; who by His apostle Paul afflicted you with the night of blindness in the magician Elyma, and by the mouth of the same apostle bade you to go out of Pythonissa, the soothsayer. Begone, now! Begone, seducer! Your place is in solitude; your abode is in the nest of serpents; get down and crawl with them. This matter brooks no delay; for see, the Lord, the ruler comes quickly, kindling fire before Him, and it will run on ahead of Him and encompass His enemies in flames. You might delude man, but God you cannot mock. It is He who casts you out, from whose sight nothing is hidden. It is He who repels you, to whose might all things are subject. It is He who expels you, He who has prepared everlasting hellfire for you and your angels, from whose mouth shall come a sharp sword, who is coming to judge both the living and the dead and the world by fire.
Amen!
Out! Out! Out Oliver Newton John! Get the fuck out of my head!
-
He who hath spoken in such dialogue maketh me feel consumeth by a higher power. I've never understood such epic biblical language, but I know it makes one feel overshadowed, much in the way that listening to Wagner makes one feel like attempting to take over Poland (that's a quote I'm sure from a classical boffin?)
Long live OLJ, she's in great shape still isn't she Houdi?! Keep her in the mind for all those moments when your German Grattan equivalent isn't to hand.
That takes me back...swapping your mother's Grattan Gossamer sections in the playground for the latest Playtex section off that bastard who's mum always had up to the minute catalogues. I have digressed, I apologise.
-
(http://www.askmeaskmeaskme.com/photos/smiths3b.jpg)
I'v e got this fancy music system in my shop that is loaded with tracks, but one seems to play more than any other........
Girlfriend in a Coma.
Very, well strange song. But I quite like it.
-
your shop?
(http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/guide/images/220/openallhours.jpg)
-
(http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B0000669V8.01._SS500_SCLZZZZZZZ_V1116279259_.jpg)
In a moment of weakness, when foodshopping on Monday.
It was only a fiver :-[
-
(http://www.anus.com/metal/images/boltthrower5.jpg)
(http://cover6.cduniverse.com/MuzeAudioArt/170/176365.jpg)
(http://www.irocknroll.com/images/Jethro_Tull_Signed_Album.jpg)
(http://www.gocontinental.com/photos2/trio2a.jpg)
(http://www.vinyltap.co.uk/gallery/ed/edwynagly5012369750067470.jpg)
(http://umami.typepad.com/photos/selayang_wholesale_market/okra.JPG)
-
Da Da Da (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0V-Fbio2J_k)
Tony Hadleys' got a great voice. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nurE5nI2d8E&mode=related&search=)
-
GOLD!
..the fat bastard was sweating all over the shop on celebrity masterchef..
"i like to put a piece of me into every dish"
-
your shop?
(http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/guide/images/220/openallhours.jpg)
Nah, mines more like this.
(http://mk23.image.pbase.com/u16/lucieclark/upload/42190367.CoronationStreetDSC01374.jpg)
With my loyal staff
(http://malefirst.co.uk/images/corry-malcolm-hebden.jpg)
-
I thought this was music you're are embarrassed to listen to? Why is anyone ashamed of The Smiths, JAMC, Edwyn Collins etc?
-
i think it's cos they're young and being ironic and cool and stuff
btw johnny, can i have my bonnie tyler album back if you've finished with it..?
-
i think it's cos they're young and being ironic and cool and stuff
I'm not young, ironic, cool or stuff, and never was, even when I was young.
I just don't think singles collections have much credibility.
-
this:
(http://www.irocknroll.com/images/Jethro_Tull_Signed_Album.jpg)
isn't a guilty pleasure, but this surely is:
(http://www.rock-ties.com/images/album_covers/jethro_tull/broadwsord_big.jpg)
as my gf said the first time I played it "let the Warhammer battle begin..."
(sorry Fiend)
-
I've got Broadsword & The Beast. Didn't wanna blow it all at once.
From the Crest of a Knave LP.
Steel Monkey
As the moon slips up, and the sun sets down,
I'm a highrise jockey, and I'm heaven-bound.
Do the workboot shuffle, loose brains from brawn.
I'm a monkey puzzle and the lid is on.
Can you guess my name? Can you guess my trade?
I'm going to catch you anyway.
You might be right. I'll give you guesses three.
Feel me climbing up your knee.
Guess what I am. I'm a steel monkey.
Now some men hustle and some just think.
And some go running before you blink.
Some look up and some look down
from three hundred feet above the ground.
Can you guess my name? And can you guess my trade?
Well, I won't rest before the world is made.
Arm in arm the angels fly.
Keep me from falling out the sky.
Steel monkey.
I work in the thunder and I work in the rain.
I work at my drinking, and I feel no pain.
I work on women, if they want me to.
You can have me climb all over you.
Now, have you guessed my name?
And have you guessed my trade?
I'm cheap at the money I get paid.
In the sulphur city, where men are men,
we bolt those beams then climb again.
Steel monkey.
So crass it's class.
(I think Edwyns' cheese drivvel but I love that song)
The Smiths? Prob shouldn't be here, they are great despite or inspite of Morrissey, shirley?
-
The Smiths are good. Its Morrissey that pisses me off, moaning git. Never listened to them as much until I started with this new sterio in the shop. I think this may be the reason for my Morrissey hatred building up.
-
To redeem myself for dragging the Smiths into this, a quick search on my laptop has discovered 2 contnders.
(http://www.brisent.com.au/images/Photos-Performers/kelly%20clarkson.JPG)
The lovely Kelly Carkson
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/31/ChemistryGA.jpg)
And Girls Aloud.....
Um, no explanation for these.
-
Mr Blue Sky by ELO just came on the radio, and it put a big smile on my face. The sun was streaming in through the window and I just felt really happy.
Pure cheese, but who cares! :dance1:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnhsNaOgnjw
-
Kelly Clarskon and Girls Aloud along are two of my main guilty pleasures as well. Also fond of a bit of Britney at times.
Sweet Talkin' Woman by ELO is also absolute class!
-
not asking for forgiveness just making a confession
Just bought I Get Wet by Andrew W K and I love it
Reminds me of Friday nights in the Gloc (Oxon) when I was a youth.....
:dance1:
-
Houdini:
I always thought these were better. Never really got into ...For Victory
(http://www.earachestore.com/store/media/mosh013.jpg) (http://www.xs4all.nl/~kmachine/btfaq/pics/4crus.jpg)
Although this is worth it just for the re-worked World Eater:
(http://img.mp3sugar.com/album/cover275_15147.jpg)
-
Golt: There's nothing wrong with The Smiths!!! :great:
-
:agree:
Yeah I'm not having that. The Smiths as a guilty pleasure? Please.
And it's not like I'm a big fan. It's just that as "credible" music goes you don't really get much more so.
Kylie is my guilty pleasure. Dragged the Mrs to see her in Manchester just before she got ill (Kylie that is, the Mrs just got drunk). She was class (applies to both).
:)
-
OK I confess. Was listening to Space's Greatest Hits on the way to work this morning. It's crap, but great.
-
I like Bassline House
-
I have to admit this........That Miley Cyrus tune (See You Again) is a great pop record and I love it.
I feel purged.
-
I thought this was music you're are embarrassed to listen to?
I don't know if mine count cause I'm not really embarrased :-\ I have plenty I should be ashamed of though, Belinda Carlisle, Enrique Iglesias, Garth Brooks, there are more I'm sure.
I also get shouted at for owning albums by Newton Faulkner, Keane and James Blunt, it's probably deserved though. :spank:
-
Just set my itunes to shuffle and was serenaded by Fleetwood Mac's Tango in the Night.....and I liked it!
-
there is nowt wrong with fleetwood mac
-
Tango is a fine album - although every time I've put it on when guests are round they have looked at me funny.
I enjoyed listening to a bit of Scooter today - the company I was in probably had a lot to do with it. Not going to go out and buy any of his stuff just yet.
I'll borrow Jasper's
-
I just absolutely love 'Push the Button' by the Sugababes. It's fucking brilliant, and I love it. And the blonde one Heidi, love her too (but that's not a guilty pleasure in my book.
-
Scooter are great.
Fraudini saw them live for laughs not long back.
Hyper hyper!
-
Hawkwind...
I have 30 Hawkwind albums... :-[
:bow:
-
I went to see Rachael Stevens live at the Octagon. Pure cheese. She had to do 2 songs twice as she didn't have enough material for her encore - lClass Act!
-
One of my guilty pleasures - 80s pop rock. 'Romeo and Juliet' by Dire Straits was just on Radio 2 as I was driving back from Burbage and I loved it.
And don't even get me started on Phil - the blue tanktop, the black shirt / pink tie combo, the 'making of the video' video...is it back that I like this in a totally unironic, unpostmodern fashion?
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=n9xY_cPenSs&feature=related (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=n9xY_cPenSs&feature=related)
Probably.
-
Kate Bush, Hounds of Love.
-
We went to Knowsley today, and parked outside the Babboon enclosure.
I was pissing myself watching the poor fools going around with 10 apes on their cars, ripping off windscrren wipers, door seals, wing mirrors etc. :lol:
-
One of my guilty pleasures - 80s pop rock. 'Romeo and Juliet' by Dire Straits was just on Radio 2 as I was driving back from Burbage and I loved it.
And don't even get me started on Phil - the blue tanktop, the black shirt / pink tie combo, the 'making of the video' video...is it back that I like this in a totally unironic, unpostmodern fashion?
Probably.
I can't listen to that without thinking of Fur Q (2:20 on, but the whole thing is worth watching)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8d9C5KHP5z0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8d9C5KHP5z0)
-
One of my guilty pleasures - 80s pop rock. 'Romeo and Juliet' by Dire Straits was just on Radio 2 as I was driving back from Burbage and I loved it.
Romeo and Juilet is great! The only truly 'dire' Straits songs are 'twistin by the pool' and 'Walk of Life'. Those are unforgivable!
-
Kate Bush, Hounds of Love.
Kate Bush isn't a guilty pleasure, the woman's a genius.
-
One of my guilty pleasures - 80s pop rock. 'Romeo and Juliet' by Dire Straits was just on Radio 2 as I was driving back from Burbage and I loved it.
Romeo and Juilet is great! The only truly 'dire' Straits songs are 'twistin by the pool' and 'Walk of Life'. Those are unforgivable!
:agree:
And I already posted Easy Lover on the "Greatest Pop Singles....... Ever" thread so I certainly see nothing guilty about liking that (despite the fact that Collins is a cock).
Oh and I don't own any Scooter thanks lagers.
-
One of my guilty pleasures - 80s pop rock. 'Romeo and Juliet' by Dire Straits was just on Radio 2 as I was driving back from Burbage and I loved it.
Romeo and Juilet is great! The only truly 'dire' Straits songs are 'twistin by the pool' and 'Walk of Life'. Those are unforgivable!
:agree:
me too. i also enjoyed Bonnie Tyler Total Eclipse of the Heart on the radio last night.
-
Count me in on the Bonnie Tyler singalong. And throw in an Elton John - Rocketman for luck
-
I remember all my life
Raining down as cold as ice
A shadow of a man
A face through a window
Crying in the night
The night goes into....
and
Once in your life you find her
Someone that turns your heart around
And next thing you know you're closing down the town
Wake up and it's still with you
Even though you left her way across town
Wondering to yourself, "Hey, what've I found?"
I love these. 8)
-
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=TxGGckAc1rs (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=TxGGckAc1rs)
;D :-[ :thumbsup: :-[ :great:
-
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=HcahkiUSD-o (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=HcahkiUSD-o)
-
After listening to the evidence put before me, I have to conclude that you, Mr Sharpe, and you, Mr Draws, have committed some of the most hideous pleasures it has ever been my misfortune to contemplate. I have no choice, but to find you GUILTY!
(http://images2.ggl.com/articles/7_31_06/judge.jpg)
-
This thread makes me look at you all in a totally different light.
-
This thread makes me look at you all in a totally different light.
Everyone has a vice magie, come on spill the beans whats yours?
-
I did a list earlier*, I suspect most of what I listened to isn't considered cool though, unless you happen to be an ageing hippy. I was reminded of my Phil love by the recent posts - musical love only of course.
*
I don't know if mine count cause I'm not really embarrased :-\ I have plenty I should be ashamed of though, Belinda Carlisle, Enrique Iglesias, Garth Brooks, there are more I'm sure.
I also get shouted at for owning albums by Newton Faulkner, Keane and James Blunt, it's probably deserved though. :spank:
-
:-[ Missed that, sorry.
-
It's like talking to yourself on here some days :'(
;)
-
Pretty quiet today, ey Slackers?
-
:spank:
-
Pretty quiet today, ey Slackers?
I'm at work, every days quiet here, although the Return to the Source (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Return_To_The_Source) CD I picked up for £2 at Record Collector at lunch time has improved the aural quality of my afternoon :dance1: (I guess liking a bit of trance could be considered a guilty pleasure).
-
I think my ocasional Bassline habit could be a bit wrong. I blame it all on Niche.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=1Uk4s-RxeZE&feature=related (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=1Uk4s-RxeZE&feature=related)
-
You're not the only one Lagers - i've already confessed to loving a bit of that so I'll join you in the bassy doghouse :) ;)
I still think "Yorkshire Crunk" is a funnier description.... "what sort of music are you into?" "I'm a big follower of Yorkshire Crunk..." watch the mystified expression....
-
Bassline Bangra :-[ I like the look on peoples faces when they see a nearly 40 bald bloke with his screwface on driving down the road.
-
tbh it's all just Speed Garage anyway :)
-
has anyone mentioned masturbating yet?
-
No, cause no one feels guilty about that. :rtfm:
-
It depends what you're thinking about when you masturbate.
If you're fantasising about roadkill or balloons as you gurn through the vinegar strokes then I suspect that a feeling of guilt is appropriate :)
-
What's wrong with thinking about balloons? :-\
-
It's kinda strange:
(http://www.balloonfetish.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/image018.jpg)
-
What's wrong with thinking about balloons? :-\
Ah, back to the "This is you...." thread:
jfw:
(http://www.weirdspot.com/images/uploads/globe.jpg)
-
:lol:
-
As another thread turns to the dark side........
(http://i33.tinypic.com/2sba9ec.jpg)
-
There's a popular member of UKB who has this guilty pleasure but I just can't remember who it is...............
(http://i36.tinypic.com/29p3vyw.jpg)
:-\
-
.....and all those Olympic athletes that only ate the stuff before breaking world records.
-
Coca-Cola is nothing to feel guilty about.
ba da, da da, daaa. I'm loving it.
-
I've now got the Coca-cola jingle in my head! :furious:
But kind of enjoying it. :guilty:
-
Sodomy :-[
-
Sodomy :-[
what's to feel guilty about? unless the other participants are unwilling...
-
GCW is so insistent . . .
-
:-*
-
No, cause no one feels guilty about that. :rtfm:
If you don't feel guilty then your not doing it right
-
Sorry to resurrect, but I can't stop listening to these 2 tunes at the moment!
http://youtu.be/XuZjwLOY_os (http://youtu.be/XuZjwLOY_os)
Guilty as charged with this one........
http://youtu.be/46Xx-aQmg8A (http://youtu.be/46Xx-aQmg8A)
-
There's a popular member of UKB who has this guilty pleasure but I just can't remember who it is...............
(http://i36.tinypic.com/29p3vyw.jpg)
:-\
UKB - taking the piss out of fiend since 2008.