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the shizzle => bouldering => Topic started by: Stu Littlefair on January 03, 2006, 10:24:21 am
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Right you lot. I climb 8a, but who the fuck are you? Lots of people post on this site with witty and interesting nicknames, like "saltbeef", and "moo", which is very mysterious and makes us look like a funky little club. I like it. But I'm also a nosey little bastard and have a sneaking suspicion that behind the nicknames some of you might be people I've met, or at least burnt off once. This makes me feel a bit uncomfortable; I don't want to be slagging someone off on a friday only to find they're arranging my pads on a saturday.
So i thought it might be nice if I found out who everyone really was; like a proper, google-able name, perhaps a picture and a brief description of your favourite things.
To kick things off: I'm Stuart, like it says on the tin. I climb mostly in the peak district with my friend Rupert. I like chocolate, but not cheese. I have an over-inflated sense of adequacy. Please don't ignore this thread. I'll feel shunned.
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:lol:
I'm not sure how many people will be owning up to this one - even I only know who about half of them are and I have access to signup information, etc.
For the record, I don't think I've ever met you Stu, but I have met Ru. I think my real name is somewhere in the photo gallery, and probably findable by using domain information that's publically available.
Googling my name actually brings up way more information for a classic motorbike racer of the same name...not that you'd be googling for any of my climbing achievments anyway!
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I'm some no mark scouser who doesn't climb hard and most people who know me know I'm fatneck. But I have thoroughly enjoyed working out who's who over the last couple of years. Pseudonyms like C.J.D. and Pantontino are easy, others are easy if you've met the person, like ferret. But there are still a few mystery strong folk to be outed I'm sure.
Discovered who Dense was recently, although it's obvious if you think about it... :roll:
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Googling my name actually brings up way more information for a classic motorbike racer of the same name...
Wierd... my alter-ego also races bikes.. well a superbike racer actually.
Stu - I use a pseudonym so I can't get googled at work as I like a bit privacy.
That said, I have met you once or twice. Gav Ellis' stag-do was one..
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I'm chris, i like limestone traverses and my main role on this site is to downgrade problems i haven't done :)
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Not quite sure why I'm replying to this thread, I guess I'd hate to think that Stu would feel shunned by a lack of responses to an interesting thread that appeals to my inate sense of wondering who everyone actually is. His sense of adequacy might be compromised.
This is all sounding like an AA meeting isn't it? Maybe NA would be more appropriate given that NYE has just passed but here we go:
My name's Ben, my surname begins with an F. I live in Liverpool and climb mostly in the Peak, Yorkshire and North Wales. Nobody on this site will know who I am (with a couple of exceptions) and I don't climb hard, just too often. I like mantels into slopey, green scoops above bad landings.
PS: Fatneck, nobody I know calls you Fatneck.
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saltbeef isn't actually my name. its one of my knicknames for my girlfriend. my name is james. you already know me stu. i like campusing and hanging out with my delightful girlfriend. I also like gin,beer, wine, electronica and studying medicine(yes I'm a geek).I climb mostly at the tor, the wall in sheff or peak grit, and every hols i can i like to get away to foreign climes to crank. oh and i'm quite nice don't hate me!
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Tim Stubley - climber of little note, usually found at almscliff. I've met Bonjoy at the cliff and at Kilnsey a few times, and Panto at Caley, but i think that's about it for UKB peeps.
I think it's fair enough if people want to stay anonymous for privacy reasons, but i think it's a bit weak to not identify yourself when slagging people off.
Consider my two penneth added :wink:
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I think it's fair enough if people want to stay anonymous for privacy reasons, but i think it's a bit weak to not identify yourself when slagging people off.
Spot on, although to be honest there's rarely much slagging off on this site. That's why I like it, it's almost always light-hearted, fair and most posters have salient and interesting things to say.
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Ben, I think most people know I post on here as fatneck which is what I meant! Anyway I haven't anything salient oir interesting to say so I'll see you at the wall... :D
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Stu i post as bungle ( a nickname i cant escape ) my real name is James Perry.
Mainly spend my time when not in London bouldering in the peak and Yorkshire , In my past lives i have worked for DR , Int Cops , Routeset for for the IBL's ext ext .
Main interests include Climbing, Drinking , Snowboarding , and eating
Ive met you around quite a Lot over the years and am about to retire to OZ via South America so if anyone knows anything about good south american bouldering and could let me know that would be great .
James
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There's a rumour going round that I'm gay which is completely without foundation. There's also a rumour that I stalk dense, but I only stalk people who are really strong. Along with r-man, my youthful enthusiasm is wasted on the quarries and I can't get out anywhere else anyway.
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ive already posted pics (and video!!!) of my easy-target-for-pr0no-ethnic-jokes face, and i met huf and other pullers in magic wood last july.
ive been in da peak a few times, last one was october 2004. bliss.
im sure ive met some others of you boys.
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Along with r-man, my youthful enthusiasm is wasted on the quarries and I can't get out anywhere else anyway.
Wasted/Quarantined... :lol:
Anyway, I'm moving to Sheffield tomorrow. The quarries and their esoteric riches will remain dear to my heart, and the projects will have to wait for another day (cos I'm pretty sure no one else is interested). Most galling of all, I managed all but the final move on Right Hand Hank and time has run out... However, I'm pretty certain my grit-based thrutchsome frolics of the coming months will drown out any sorrows...
So anyway, some of you may know me from such movies as The Day the Earth Stood Still and the critically acclaimed sequel, The Day The Earth Stood Stiller. Yes, that was me in the lead role. A more convincing portrayal of the Earth has never been witnessed on screen.
I know Andi_e, occasional posters Jonny Raymen and MB, and I've met clm and Graeme once. I can confirm they are all different people. Andi_e is perhaps the most different. :wink: Actually, I'm pretty sure I've bumped into a few of you before around the peak and probably in magic woods in August, but only worked it out later.
Outside UKb I make surprisingly few lists. I'm unemployed/freelance at the moment, and if anyone has any work for a writer, I'd be grateful... If not, you may see me behind a bar in sheffield in the near future...
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I'll stick with my name Fiend.
I'm a trad climber really, but come on here because the clientelle (SP?) are a lot less irritating than those on UKClimbing.
I like: single pitch crags, quarries, esoterica, hidden gems, interesting rock formations, and routes which are bold but safe.
I dislike: suffering from bad psychology, sweaty skin, and the lack of self-awareness and though amongst some climbers.
UKB ticks:
Stu - saw you in Outside once, moaning about Inertial Reel Traverse.
Ru - saw campusing down the Foundry.
nik - climbed with in Denham quarry and met on the hobbling foot Plantation day.
fatneck - met at Cratcliffe.
BenF - met and spotted at Cratcliffe.
Scouse - met down the Matrix now there's a surprise.
Kim - climbed with at Filey Brigg before he became a Beardown G I think.
Dense - went to font with.
Jim - went to font with and met at Eagle Tor.
clm - met in Egerton quarry on a clean-up meet.
squeek - climbed with in Anglezarke and at Slipstones.
unclesomebody - saw at Burbage South, see below.
james - passed up toothbrush when he was checking Equilibrium on abseil.
Bonjoy - met at the Edge (lack of antennae confused me the first time).
grimer - met in his earlier days in Auchinstarry Quarry and stole one of his Irish friends to climb with.
SA Chris - met at Almscliff and climbed with up near Aberdeen.
hongkongstuey - stopped over with in HongKong for a cool guided tour.
Johnny Brown - saw at Stanage when he was soloing Goliath's Groove in trainers, facing outwards.
cofe - saw when he was pissing himself witnessing the above.
sloper - seconded up and HVS traverse at stanage after he scared a n00bie shitless on it.
Huffy - went round and collected a copy of Consumed.
Errmmm, that's quite a few actually. And a disproportionate number were in Lancashire quarries or other esoterica :wink:
Also, UKB people I've had beef with on UKC:
dave
unclesomebody
james
FH
maybe Paz?
...think that's all?
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I am Nik Jennings.
I am however not at work, as I don't have a job.
Quite a few of my friends know me as Keeg (which is the name I post under on RT).
I have met you in passing a few times Stu although you probably don't know who I am so I will not be offended if you don't remember. Most recently was probably a couple of years ago when I hobbled past you at the plantation having knackered my ankle falling off the business boulder.
I am largely inconsequential in the climbing world, and really don't climb often enough to justify the label climber.
But next season I'll be back (or maybe the one ofter that)...
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I'm Dave Norton. I'm from Birmingham.
I saw you yesterday at Burbage north.I was wearing cofe's boots.
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I'm Ru. My full name is known only to a specially selected and vetted "inner circle" of initiatees.
And to anyone that's seen my book, Peak District Bouldering by Rupert Davies.
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I'm Spartacus.
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My signature pretty much tells the story. I'm a tall, thin, shambling figure who haunts the Durham University Chemistry Department. You may have stumbled across me at various Yorkshire grit / "county" crags (or Sunderland Wall): my Martin Keown-esque features furrowed in contemplation of a crossword as I try to pace my efforts on whichever V6ish problem I am blighting.
Real name: Luke.
Special Powers: bad sequence invention, complaining about the cold, and malt-loaf consumption.
I think I have met a few of the ukb regulars in the flesh though I don't believe I've ever properly introduced myself. Is this thread a supporting case for some potentially ice-breaking ukbouldering t-shirts? Perhaps I should wear antlers whilst out-and-about? Or maybe just stop being so bloody rude?!
Anyway, I once chatted to someone I'm fairly sure was Squeek on a baltic day under the Calf. We both struggled with the cold and some very slippery V5 eliminates before he went on to Almscliff. Later on Ru turned up with a posse and did a hideous looking V11ish traverse (Pikkatu Challenge?); impressing me both with his ability to invert his pelvis whilst laying away from holds that appeared painted on (I suspect helium was involved) and with his rather nice hat.
Also met the beardown bunch and Jordan Buys filming some grit action at Widdop last spring - vaguely recall chatting with dave (I think) about the greatness of Kyloe-in.
Have also climbed briefly with Sloper at Slipstones (there had been some kind of "picnic" at Brimham). We spotted one another on Ripper before making our mutual excuses for giving-up and him deciding to regale us with font anecdotes whilst our finger-tips clotted.
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I'm as inconsequential in real life as I am on here, although I have actually climbed with you down Cheedale once.
I'm interested in this thread because I am stalker of famous climbers but I'm also interested to see if anyone climbs as badly as me. Unfortunately it would seem not, so I shall go over to Rocktalk where I can be condecending to people without feeling embarassed.
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My real name is instantly unrecognisable. I started using Palomides as a name I didn't mind losing in the world of chaos that was the old planetfear forum. It's apposite for a number of reasons that only I know, care about or find faintly amusing.
You don't know me Stu, although I think I beat you in a BUSA comp once, and I once gave you a toprope on Big Greeny.
I also don't know any of the UKB/UKC glitterati, although I was staying in the Sella refugio at the same time as Pantontino and his gf - and the crazy man with the cactus wine and the gun.
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Hurray! This is better than I'd hoped. I feel like I know you all so much better. Nik I do remember you. The first time we met was at the edge I think, where we were introduced by a third angry dwarf, or mike lea, I don't remember which.
Unfortunately there are a few people who have posted clinging to anonymity, whilst darkly hinting that they know me. Now I respect the right to privacy as much as the next, but it does mean you'll miss out on wedding invites...
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i always perform quite well at weddings that are not mine.
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Word.
My name is Tom - I sacked off living in Derby after 9 years and now reside dahhhn the smoke, climbing at Mile End loads.
During my time as perennial Peak climber I have certainly met you Stu, tho I can't remember where. Probably Burbage South knowing me.
I also met Ru just after the guide came out, think it was at Curbar car park last year. Seem to remember I was both complimentary and charming... :wink:
Bimbled about at Eagle Tor with Bubba, Mr and Mrs FBSF and others on a very, very cold day last winter...think I wasn't climbing through elbow pain or summat.
Met the Beardown posse at Cuba once, and certainly spotted / watched Kim chuck himself off Ron's Slab at Stanage once.
Sure I may have met others, so many Peak climbers I know from sight but not by name...
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also known as Tom, fat weak desk jockey punter etc.
specialities low grade sandbagging and left bank claret.
Met a few people here and there.
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Hey Palomides, you weren't with Guy Maddox were you? I've got some photos somewhere - I'll have to dig them out. Did you come to that shitty bouldering crag with me?
Geoff was the bloke with the gun. I remember him taking great pleasure in winding up some outraged Scandinavians who completely took the bait. The crux of his argument being, that (amongst many other things) what makes the British a nation of heros is our propensity for football violence. (I doubt that he'd ever been to a footy match in his life though.) Last I heard from him, he was living near Madrid.
The girlfriend you mentioned is now my wife.
Stu, the last time I think we actually met was probably at Almscliff in the early/mid 90s. You were doing footless problems on the lip of the crucifix roof, IIRC. I was probably with Streaky, Ed Brown, Oli Wright or JP.
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Unfortunately there are a few people who have posted clinging to anonymity, whilst darkly hinting that they know me. Now I respect the right to privacy as much as the next, but it does mean you'll miss out on wedding invites...
Ru's finally popped the question :lol:
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hi stu, i'm al, am aries and about 5.8 with brown eyes......have only seen you from a distance but think you have a nice bum
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Stu
I am not tellin, but you know who I am and my cave is in Yorkshire.......................now that's said its bleeding obvious. :-)
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UKB-boys I've met
Cofe
Kim
Scouse D
Mr. Burns
Doylo (I saw you at Raven Tor when I was there with Jordan)
Greg C - I think I saw him make a break for it early in the morning just as Oli and I got there, he was off to Ibiza or so Mr. Burns says
james - I think i bought some chalk in outside and you took the money
any others i can't think of... but I haven't seen you yet Stu!
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You've never burned me off, Stu -- I was always in the Vets' category :wink:
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hi stu, i'm al, am aries and about 5.8 with brown eyes......have only seen you from a distance but think you have a nice bum
think i saw you taking slim for a walk this eve. beautiful sunset
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I'm dave and i taught kim everything he knows. But not everything I know.
Also met the beardown bunch and Jordan Buys filming some grit action at Widdop last spring - vaguely recall chatting with dave (I think) about the greatness of Kyloe-in.
fuck, i was there that day but can't remember who i was talking to about kyloe! can't picture a face at the moment.
Incidentally i have a great memeory for comedy Tv and film quotes, but a shite memory for putting names to faces. I always find myself talking to people at the crag that i've met several times before and who clearly know who I am and what my name is and who i'm obviously supposed to have remembered their names but can't, but have met too many times to turn round to them and say "actually who the fuck are you?". For example that scouse guy i tend to see everywhere with no rockshoes or chalk.
does anyone know who that guy is who is always around the eastern grit, looks like gary barlow? shit i used to see that guy everywhere.
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I'm Jonny. I used to be a total prick on here and actually train hard and diet and climb sort of okayish sometimes. I have apparently pissed off one very famous climber to the point where he claimed that if he ever met me he'd 'give me a good battering'. If it's who I think it was, everything is cool now. I have met, albeit very briefly, Mr Burns, Nigel and seen Mr Chapman from a distance.
These days I hope I'm held in slightly higher esteem than I used to be as I don't spout as much bullshit, but am now fat and weak and don't train properly and go to the gym more than I climb and get pissed too much and have a shoulder/back injury that never goes away.
Oh, and I love Fightstar and am going to see them live in March at Barrowlands. :8)
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I don't know Stu but my name is also Stu.
I had a previous life in London before moving out here and from that I know Dylan and met a few others that post on here.
I also know some folk that have made the trip here like Chappers & Control Freak.
Through six degrees of separation, I expect its many more.........
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true i have met carnage in oz.
ive also seen that wigga dave fuck up brad pit at the last second and shout fuck at the top of his voice. then johnny brown did a few laps of it.
i also know chubby nick aka sox who strangely is not so chubby now and not so easily burned off. and i know a sulking hippy dave.
but thats it, i think.
oh yeah my name is chris, but everybody calls me chappers.
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Ben, I think most people know I post on here as fatneck which is what I meant! Anyway I haven't anything salient oir interesting to say so I'll see you at the wall... :D
Ok, fair enough Mr Neck. :lol:
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I am Chris, From SA and live in Aberdeen. I think mosty people know who my surname from spending too much time on UKC. It's so common that it will never get picked up on google.
Stu, your sneaking suspicion that you have burned me off is grounded, in fact I have lost count of the number of times it happened. However I think I was not the one who got burned off on Putsborough, or indeed was left vomiting on the beach at any point.
I have met several bods off here, including The Bub, Fatboyslimfast, Ru (once) HK Stuey (more often than I would like), Fallingdown, sloper, FH, Fiend, TTT, Ropeboy and suspect I have bumped into several others over time. Apologies if I haven't namechecked you personally.
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Unfortunately there are a few people who have posted clinging to anonymity.....
OK Stu I'll fess up... I'm Ben and my surname is Tye... which is kind of rare so any posts and stuff get picked up by Google and I once had my boss say "why were you on the internet talking about rock-climbing when you should've been working" :oops:
Out of the UKB peeps I've climbed with Al, Grimer, Bubba, Fatboyslimfast, SA Chris (lots recently)... I talked to Dave at the Tor... Doylo at the School... Pantontino at a couple of parties.. and there are others who I've seen out and about.
I have a big music collection and am quite good at surfing but have been psyched out of my tiny mind for climbing for the last 12 months or so and long may it continue....
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I am Johnny Brown, lovechild of Ian Brown and Johnny Dawes' older sister Sue. Luckily I inherited the Brown's simian grace and the Dawes' rugged good looks and star qualities making me quite a climber. Heaven forbid if it had been the other way round!
I spend a lot of time at stanage, though personally I don't feel it's enough. Though Ron did ask me for beta once...
The UKB members I have met say I look like a girl, though I think that says more about them than me.
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I'm erm... Andy, from ummm, Liverpool.
I've climbed knowingly with a few on here Ben F, Fatneck, Ru and unknowingly probably with a lot more than that. I normally haunt Yorks Limestone in the summer chuffing season, but find myself drawn strangely towards Peak Grit this winter. Easy to spot due to lack of technique, strength, stamina and footwork, not to mention bad dress sense and outspoken attitude.
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Oh go on then, seeing as everyone else is:
Bon, as in French for good
Good. 1. Possessing desirable qualities; adapted to answer the end designed; promoting success, welfare, or happiness; serviceable; useful; fit; excellent; admirable; commendable; not bad, corrupt, evil, noxious, offensive, or troublesome, etc. "And God saw everything that he had made, and behold, it was very good." Gen. i. 31.
Joy, as in joy.
Synonyms -- Gladness; pleasure; delight; happiness; exultation; transport; felicity; ecstasy; rapture; bliss; gayety; mirth; merriment; festivity; hilarity.
Which is not an invitation to call me Excellent Transport, Serviceable Felicity, or Admirable Gaylord.
Alternatively, a bad anagram of Jonboy
Also known as *o* **l****d, Texan nut-oil barren, collector of rare/exotic wild fowl, wizard's helper and whicker basket full of linnets; AKA Kapulin swiftfoot, gatherer of kelp and general brigand/ruffian. You know, the usual stuff.
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i also know chubby nick aka sox who strangely is not so chubby now and not so easily burned off. and i know a sulking hippy dave.
but thats it, i think.
Steady on, anymore of that and i'll publish your mug shot. yes you know the one.
It's true though i am a chubby fuck, and dave is still on suicide watch.
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get stuffed Stu, i'm not telling you who i am.
ok. my name is mr susan, and now it's time for you to do the choosin.
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Hi,
I'm Dan Warren + once had the pleasure of meeting team rustu at the tor. My penis length can be found here:
http://www.8a.nu/cgi-bin/scorecard/show.cgi?view=9580&page=2
When not climbing i can be found in chesterfield, leeds, or playing with teeth at the LDI.
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Well I wouldn't want to think I was missing out...
Name's Ian mostly found on yorkshire grit bouldering and at my second home BoulderUK.
Went to the lakes meet so have met everyone that was there and starred in the beard owners film so that's cofe, Dave, scouse D, Jim, Dense, Pantontino, Bubba, Bonjoy, Kim, Greg, Mr Burns, et al. Have also met/seen:
Fatboyslimfast at Slipstones,
Fiend I've climbed with twice,
Pantonio in v12 outdoors,
Jim, dense and james in Font.
Bonjoy at kilnsey,
Ru at BoulderUK,
Stu and dobbin in BBC rounds I've judged,
terraced ghost in Font,
Gaz Parry at BUK & Font,
Jee all the time (he's never posted anything but he's a member),
Percy B at BUK and BBCs,
Andy F in the MCC comp,
JonP at Earl, but only from a distance,
Big Frank I bought some finger tape from.
Probably seen other people who entered the BBCs last year, or who have been to BUK a few times.
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if you are who i think you are on that vid then i've seen you down BUK. Either you or jim... Which bit are you on?
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Hello Stu,
My real name is strikingly similar to Hark Mundleby and I have met you many times. I like Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain.
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I take it then, mark, that you are not into health foods, you are into champagne?
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i also know chubby nick aka sox who strangely is not so chubby now and not so easily burned off. and i know a sulking hippy dave.
but thats it, i think.
Steady on, anymore of that and i'll publish your mug shot. yes you know the one.
It's true though i am a chubby fuck, and dave is still on suicide watch.
yeah keep an eye on dave, take his ropes away, and make sure his flat only has cardboard furniture, oh hang on..........he hasnt got ANY furniture at all. :lol: :lol:
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Spookily accurate there, andi. I also like making love at midnight in the dunes on the Cape. But not with you. Sorry.
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There's a rumour going round that I'm gay which is completely without foundation.
Alright mark?
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i am the ferret!
and most of my friends no me as such, tho hav been known to go by the name of adam from time to time.
currently in shef tho im tryin to live in targasonne wen not travelling or hanging off the sides of buildings
like
ferrets (coz i am one, not coz i got one), anything with a heelhook next to yor hand
dislike
british limestone, british weather, work
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oh, i hav met u a few times stu, doubt if iv ever burnt u off :)
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my name has been mentioned several times on here.those of you who are desperate to know what i look like and you would have to be desperate.there is a picture of me in a late 70s early80s froggat guide.which to quote steve bancroft "shows the great white whale laybacking up the wrong side of synopsis"
these days i am a little slimmer and a lot balder.
the only person i know for sure of here is gollum who tolerates my shuffling arthrtic presence.although i suspect i've met tc,pantanioand fat boyslimfast in another life.
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All this mystery, all this mystery. I wish now someone had explained you weren't meant to put your real name on these things. I feel like I have nothing to give.
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We shall just call you "The Narrator"
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forever to be haunted by my fifteen minutes of fast-forwardable fame. Woe woe woe.
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and for the "go on fall, don't seb" later on in the same vid... don't think we haven't noticed.
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It was a case of reserve psychology.
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Niall, you should be proud to be part of UK climbing history and folklore.
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I once overheard some punters arguing that you had in fact actually kidnapped Jerry :lol:
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:lol:
You mean they took that article for real - no way!
That article was one of the best things I've ever seen in the mags.
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I think they were relatively new to climbing and obviously hadn't seen the article in question... I was tempted to say something to further sully G's reputation like but I'm not quick or funny enough..
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Maybe once you're over a certain age, you no longer need the anonimity of a pseudonym on forums? This explains why Al, Grimer, Lucy A and me all seem to be registered our usual names. Maybe I should change mine. From now on I want you all to call me Brenda! (not really...)
Oh yeah, Stu, I still have a compact flash card of yours from Font a few months ago. Let us know next time you're down the Edge and I'll drop it in.
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Maybe once you're over a certain age, you no longer need the anonimity of a pseudonym on forums? This explains why Al, Grimer, Lucy A and me all seem to be registered our usual names.
You forgot to mention Andi_e :D
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and myself and obi. it's just that we're dyslexic
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Grimer, I shall forever know you as the guy who introduced Bonnington at the Outdoor show a few years ago, so perhaps 'the compere' would also do?
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I'm Paul and im the littlest climber on the forum and im from Liverpool originally but now i live in North Wales :8) I dont't kno whether i've met any of you but i may do 1 day. If any of you climb in Maes Glas then you have probbably met me.
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how little are you? :roll:
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At the outdoors show, Phil, I talked about my own Everest summit experiences. Afterwards, some kid came up with a massive coffee table book and asked me to autograph it. This I did, then he started saying What was it like and that. I didn't know what he meant so i asked, and he said Everest. Then i told him i'd only been fucking with him, and he looked down in disappointment at the scrawl on his brand new book, and walked away a sadder person.
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Name: Jonny
Surname: Raymen - often at school changed for gay men :roll:
GSOH
6f 1in with blonde hair and blue eyes
Though the blonde hair is quite a bit shorter these days - r-man even remarked it might be greying the other day (cheeky bastard)
hung like a pony
full of shit
Would love to meet.... some grit that is all natural with stunning good looks, currently in troubled relationship with Lancashire quarried grit. have meet the following people before in "REAL LIFE" what ever that is.
R-man - Uni
MB - Uni
Andi_e - Through r-man
Johhny brown - A few times at remegence area, he never needing anything more than a pair of trainers. :8) Me being very quiet and not saying much :oops:
and thats me done
:lol:
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brutal :lol: :lol:
edit: to grimer btw
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how little are you? :roll:
I'm bout 5 foot 2" or sumthing like that i think!!
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I use my full name because I aint scared of no fucker!
Webbo has been in my shop along with Squeek.
I have met SA Chris at Brimham.
I have climbed and drank ale with Sloper (who comes to my house to eat cakes).
I seam to sponsor yorkshiregit, and I probably owe Andy R money!
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You use your full name because of the rumours that you were the younger brother of the disreputable troll, notorious wire-brusher, and one time UKB bannee "Big Frank" and didn't want to have the family name sullied with his behaviour :wink:
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Why Mr Holland I too have eaten your wifes cake, as has Yossarian.
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Why Mr Holland I too have eaten your wifes cake, as has Yossarian.
indeed. her buns were a touch on the sticky side, but all in all i was most impressed by her selection...
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Why Mr Holland I too have eaten your wifes cake, as has Yossarian.
indeed. her buns were a touch on the sticky side, but all in all i was most impressed by her selection...
Ah yes Nik, but I am perplexed about who Yossarian is, could it be Styler?
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it could...