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the shizzle => shootin' the shit => Topic started by: account_inactive on September 15, 2004, 01:20:17 pm
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Well what are they?
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if i get this wrong, remember :freak:
'he's like a dog with six cocks' richie on malc, stone love
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Have you got a copy of Stone Love on ExoSee?
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nah sorry, only vhs
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Nah problem
'people are teckin it more seriously these days'
Bubba :wink:
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chris: "spot me good obe, i'm trusting my life to you"
obe "no, i'm trusting my life that you won't knock me the fuck out"
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chris "what if we're driving along and see some rad looking boulders by the side of the road. we're gonna stop right. we gotta stop for food, for chilling..."
obe cuts chris off "let not fuckin chillin. all we've been doing is fuckin chillin. 'hey guys, lets make a movie about going to the beach and seeing if we can find some chillin' "
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" Stronger arms, stronger fingers and better technique than Ben, so friction isn't important"
:D
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'moffat peak', nuff said. :lol:
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" its not that I prefer bouldering to climbing.....although I do prefer bouldering to climbing"
:8)
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" did you hear? the project went, pulling the shit going over the top he was like a agent of satan, I was the most inspiring thing I have ever seen"
name the vid
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dosage 1 (or maybe high life)
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dosage vol 1
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your a winner ....nice one dave it was dosage vol 1
I have rung the medal company and there is one with your name on it :8)
We could have a quiz if we carry on at this rate.
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"aye, cuz i've done fuck all"
question?
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its irritating being tired on your 4th day on? or summit like that.
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Smith in Stone Love cos he wants to do an 8b fourth day on I think?
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bingo.
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thats the one.
'malc r u keen? wud u be keen to climb for the next 27 hours none stop?'
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what about
"its, its raining"
thats an easy one.
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" I don't know what happend there my foot slipped..I did it though"
any takers?
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" I don't know what happend there my foot slipped..I did it though"
any takers?
shirmacher - stick it. that back stabber thing at caley (good problem)
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your on fire dave :clap:
it is a good problem too.
struggling with your question though :oops:
how about this
"its like the ground dissapears and your in this place"
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klem in dosage 1
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what about "it could be nice tomorrow"
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wot about this
'hit me baby one more time' in a weird pissed voice.
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dosage 1...again.
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okay too easy. this one?
'i thought u were gonna pull the fuckin boulder over'
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no more dosage 1 quotes allowed
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dave your ones are hard :wink:
"fuck it, i'm not gonna do it"?
I know its an easy one but we are only in round 1 and I need to get warmed up.
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moffat on stonelove?
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sorry try again
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dave your ones are hard :wink:
"fuck it, i'm not gonna do it"?
I know its an easy one but we are only in round 1 and I need to get warmed up.
moon on stick it
yes mine are hard....and the questions.
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:oops: dave your so rude
Hard Grit not stick it but ill give you that, for an extra point name the problem
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oh shit yeah, its mushin. i was thinking of "shall we go ben?" at the end of stick it.
what about "allez jacky"?
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Im sure i've heard that said on http.bloc?
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I meant Tour de blocs
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is it not tour de blocs?
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wot about?
'i'll try an do laps on it now'
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wot about?
'i'll try an do laps on it now'
Splinter
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"You're a fucking tool....I'm gonna stop going climbing with you"
Pretty obvious - and an absolutely classic line :D
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is it not tour de blocs?
correct, it is no tour de blocs.
the one i was thinking of whas when he's doing that sick 8a wall at elephant on bleau.
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(http://homepage.ntlworld.com/graham.turner37/Pictures/Misc/spotters.jpg)
:lol:
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word diggy dave, that shizzle be the geezer behind the camera in Bleau, when the Godoffizzle is rinsing up C'etait Demain. If I remember rightly Jacky does a quality power/relief scream/growl ting and all.
What about:
"hmmmph...........(at top of voice) JAQUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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V13 climber Marc Le Mans 24 hours failing to stand up on a jug, requesting an old man to demonstrate. Which he does with ease. The video is Blow, also starring Johnny Depp as a dealer.
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bang on monsieur....allez!
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this is the hardest and i doubt any of you will get it..........
Ron 'Your pulling me off'
Jerry'youve got it now'
Ron(in an undertone only heard if you turned the sound massively up)'stupid twat'
as a hint....'Rons eyes flickered speculativeley upwards'
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not that I've seen it, but is it Rock Athlete?
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How about
"Come arms - dont fail me now"
it aint wot you think
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I was gonna say Rock Athlete for "come on arms"
Is Fatboy's one "The Body Machine" ?
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"Come arms - dont fail me now"
i thought sperm just had tails, rather than limbs?
I thank you.
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this is the hardest and i doubt any of you will get it..........
The Fingertip Phenomenon. One of the finest climbing videos ever made about a climber with a bad moustache.
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"Come arms - dont fail me now"
i thought sperm just had tails, rather than limbs?
I thank you.
Rats :oops: you know what I mean.
bubba kinda got it all muddled up
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bubba kinda got it all muddled up
I'm old and I've done a lot of drugs :? :lol:
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I was gonna say Rock Athlete for "come on arms"
Ah - see that was - "come on arms - do your stuff"
Dave - note the correct inclusion of the word 'on' there
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"Not very stylish, but he did it."
Problem, commentator and ron hill wearing climber please - oh, and names of directors/producers.
"He has his uses"
"I came here once and there was peanut butter in this pocket"
"I'm in the money" (singing)
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"I came here once and there was peanut butter in this pocket"
c.j.d. on stick it.
"I'm in the money"
shit i know this one. is it moffat somewhere in stick it?
aw shit, quick tell me someone its driving me nuts now.
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"That's the thing about youth - its wasted on the young."
"Sound. Sound as a trout."
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Nigo, I can only hope that you are just as frsutrated by my teasers as I am by yours.
This is going to drive me crazy! I'll be drifting off to sleep mouthing those words "sound as a trout" - it's right at the other end of the snooker table that is my brain and I've had 25 pints...
Fingers is right about Moffatt - dead obvious really, one of the defining moments in the film.
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yay it came to me. i think. is it stonelove where he finally does the 8a that malc flashes?
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Sound as a trout? A Fawcett line I believe
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Fingers - try again.
Rhys - Fawcett! Shit, I still haven't got it.
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Okay two snippets: name the film and win a mystery prize:
'Water the colour of whiskey'
'these routes are a kinesthetic museum'
Its 'Harder than your husband' (bonus point for the home of this route)
(Just got back from work- excellent thread :D )
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'these routes are a kinesthetic museum'
Now, exactly what the fuck does that mean :lol:
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i give up pantontino. put me out of my misery. pm me the answer if it's neccessary not to spoil the thread. but just tell me damn it. :evil: :wink:
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Sleep on it Fingers, guarantee you'll wake up in the morning with a better hand of cards. :wink:
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where he tops out on the ace in stick it?
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what 8a does malc flash in stonelove?
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Bingo!
how about:
"...100 metres, full stop."
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kinesthetic descibes movement (getting chucked out after three years as a physics wad wasn't entirely wasted eh :? ) so I guess that it means that the rock has movement frozen into it- which with high end climbing (definite move patterns that are the only way to climb a problem) where you'll be doing the same moves as the first ascentionist possibly years ago, is really a very elegant way of looking at things.
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shit, just checked on his ticklist ting and it wasn't a flash. well he fuckin pisses it.
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one summer, still my fave vid :oops:
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never seen it :oops: :wink:
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I'm with you on that Dense - for all its amateur fuck ups and strange quirks, I love that film.
No shame in that.
10 years old! Jeez, where did all those years go. :cry:
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don't worry they do a bit in the school room :wink:
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sweet as. is the bit in the middle of real thing filmed in the school as well?
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For stone love its not l'appel- he says 'used a different sequence for my feet again' whilst on it!
Choo Choo :D
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No advances on the quotes?
As an incentive the mystery prize is smelly and green and if the bonus point is got, backrolled. (To be fair it is an esoteric video)
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kinesthetic descibes movement (getting chucked out after three years as a physics wad wasn't entirely wasted eh :? ) so I guess that it means that the rock has movement frozen into it- which with high end climbing (definite move patterns that are the only way to climb a problem) where you'll be doing the same moves as the first ascentionist possibly years ago, is really a very elegant way of looking at things.
Nice one Rhys - great explaination :)
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okay too easy. this one?
'i thought u were gonna pull the fuckin boulder over'
not spotted a reply to this so:
Black Lung Video - Jerry (i think) to Stephen Jeffrey after he lets out the mother of all power screams on some heinous sit start
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no additives, i think they would be of great help tho
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Ok where are these from:
'Come on arms do your stuff' - easy for the old boys
'there was a big lurcher digging a hole at the start of the climb....'
'how long is this shit going to take?'
'if my crampons slip I have my axes, if my axes slip I die' said in dodgy French accent
'he's just like, right there, no where else' dude :wink:
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1st - Big Ron, Lord, some TV documentary.
Last - that guy with dreads, talking about Sharma, Pilgrimage.
Now will someone please guess mine :(
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'there was a big lurcher digging a hole at the start of the climb....'
doors on stone spunkey.
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so far so good.......
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'how long is this shit going to take?'
similar to Seb throwing his boot on the floor in the Partheon Shot bit of Hard Grit, not sure thats the exact wording though
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not the one I was thinking of.....
but i'll give you half a point :wink:
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i'll be amazed if anyone gets this:
"John Wayne never wore Lycra."
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similar to Seb throwing his boot on the floor in the Partheon Shot bit of Hard Grit, not sure thats the exact wording though
i believe the one you're thinking of was "how long is this ascent going to take?"
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i'll be amazed if anyone gets this:
"John Wayne never wore Lycra."
Ron Kauk, dont know where is it in a book?
Extra team point for this one
"You're very good. I have really enjoyed climbing with you"
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"John Wayne never wore Lycra."
Ron Kauk, dont know where is it in a book?
nope, an extra point if anyone can get where he said it
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"Sound. Sound as a trout."
"It's buried in the mountain"
Both Sir Ronald of Fawcett on Strawberries I believe.
Can anyone remember,
"Oooh, you can't beat a brownie"?
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"John Wayne never wore Lycra."
Ron Kauk, dont know where is it in a book?
nope, an extra point if anyone can get where he said it
Masters of Stone 3 or 4??
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I was going to say Yosemite :lol:
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"John Wayne never wore Lycra."
Ron Kauk, dont know where is it in a book?
nope, an extra point if anyone can get where he said it
Masters of Stone 3 or 4??
Nope - i doubt you'll have got it down in SA, was from a TV programme about 10-12 years back (and thats as much of a clue as i'm giving)
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an easy one, but:
"this problem's all about tension" ????
has anyone answered the "it could be nice tomorrow one" one? well its frequent flyers. so there.
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re: dave's early posts on rampage - they really are the best quotes - its full of them.
"chris has been doing 400 sit ups a day in moving RV on way to bouldering area. chris; how are your stomach muscles? 200 more"
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has anyone answered the "it could be nice tomorrow one" one? well its frequent flyers. so there.
nice one.
what about: "it is very, how you say...communicative?"
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What about "Well there's another future problem that's not future in the not... a future problem... that's, like, not, ..... another problem.... "
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rampage
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what about (in extremely, almost ultrasound high pitched tone)
I can't put it in quotation marks, but
...high piched squeaking, grunty noises - for ages
or,
"pour moi, c'est le plus belle dalle du foret..."
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"horses ben!"
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"horses ben!"
real thing
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"So whats the best frame of mind to tackle a gritstone off-width... after splitting up with your girl friend?"
Put that in your pipe and smoke it!
:8)
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best forgotten art
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"the boys just love it!"
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that be the real thing word.
loving the 'gaychat' intro sequence to that vid.
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"lancia. delta. 16 valve. turbo. evolution."
nice one jerry.
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a few more
'look at the look on malc's face man, he's pissed, scary'
'can't be burnt off by him he's an old git'
'said the bishop to the actress'
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its pretty eay to guess yours FOAM as you yourself said on another thread you only own dosage, stick it and stonelove. :lol:
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bollocks :oops:
got splinter and blacklung on me commie as well :wink:
ah but dave one of those quotes wasn't from a video i own :wink:
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got splinter and blacklung on me commie as well :wink:
mao or stalin?
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"lancia. delta. 16 valve. turbo. evolution."
nice one jerry.
the lily-livered Ben Moon hammer action cracks me up every time...
what about (getting a bit phonetic here)
"Whhhaaaachaaa!"
or "D'accord?"
incidentally, was this post 35k?
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Stuey
'John Wayne never wore Lycra'
was it that weird occasional series from mid 90's on C4, i remember one of kauk looking over diedre raboutou shoulder and taking the piss out of him 'hes got a little bag for this and a little bag for that'
Jon P im impressed, thought no one would get it, the sequence was from ron frigging his way up some 7b+, pretending to lower down on each attempt :lol:
Ok, obscure one, not from a film but from 90's sheffield fokelore
'Youre getting wet on the holds'
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Right, gonna do mine again since everyone ignored it :( and it is a classic line :)
"You're a fucking tool....I'm gonna stop going climbing with you"
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on a side note when a lot of people use the word 'tool'on here it reads like its a negative thing. but from my neck of the woods its a complement really. weird. :o
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No FOAM, you just think people have been complimenting you when....oh dear....we shouldn't have spoilt things, ignorance being bliss and all that :twisted:
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u better stop bringin it to me sister or i'll bring this hard assed mofo out :wink:
(http://www.linellellis.bigstep.com/Images/pink_croc.jpg)
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Stuey
'John Wayne never wore Lycra'
was it that weird occasional series from mid 90's on C4, i remember one of kauk looking over diedre raboutou shoulder and taking the piss out of him 'hes got a little bag for this and a little bag for that'
thats the one!!! the series was called High 5 (i've got most of them on video somewhere) and the climbing ones were nearly always Jerry Moffat and Ron Kauk.
another one from that same show:
"you just think it's easy, and it's easy"
but who said it???
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Right, gonna do mine again since everyone ignored it :( and it is a classic line :)
"You're a fucking tool....I'm gonna stop going climbing with you"
i know i've heard this one so i'm gonna go home and watch all my climbing vids this weekend (and i've got a fair few so it may take all weekend) till i find it
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Right, gonna do mine again since everyone ignored it :( and it is a classic line :)
"You're a fucking tool....I'm gonna stop going climbing with you"
Consumed? Wasn't that Irish Si to Doc after he topped out on Kaluza Klein in the rain?
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Word. Prize to the B-Man. One of the best bits of commentary ever :D
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come on then...can't believe I'd forgotten:
"I think that's what they call...youthful exuberance"
or:
"nice.....nice!!......NIIIIIIIICE!!!!!"
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Ok, obscure one, not from a film but from 90's sheffield fokelore
'Youre getting wet on the holds'
You know I know this one so I'll leave it for somebody else - think wretched whingy voice (apparantly - I wasn't actually there to witness said outburst) :lol:
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How about this piece of esoterica
" Which rope"
"The browny one"
"Ah - theres nothing like a brownie"
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It's tricky, but it's a classic:
"Looks like face powder.....perhaps it is!?"
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Right, gonna do mine again since everyone ignored it :( and it is a classic line :)
"You're a fucking tool....I'm gonna stop going climbing with you"
Consumed? Wasn't that Irish Si to Doc after he topped out on Kaluza Klein in the rain?
wasn't what he said "you're a fucking loony" repeat ad nauseum? maybe Si can adjudic8.
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How about this piece of esoterica
" Which rope"
"The browny one"
"Ah - theres nothing like a brownie"
Hey - I already posed that little tinker!
Of course it's professional northerner, Geoff Birtwhistleollerenshaw on Right Unc - nice top out as well!
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come on then...can't believe I'd forgotten:
"I think that's what they call...youthful exuberance"
or:
"nice.....nice!!......NIIIIIIIICE!!!!!"
Courtesy of Albert Spansworthy on Hard Plastic.
"He's a local boy with a big purple head..."
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How about this piece of esoterica
" Which rope"
"The browny one"
"Ah - theres nothing like a brownie"
Hey - I already posed that little tinker!
Of course it's professional northerner, Geoff Birtwhistleollerenshaw on Right Unc - nice top out as well!
So the old dog thinks he can still teach the young dog a trick or two eh. :)
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"Looks like face powder.....perhaps it is!?"
long shot, is the commentary from first British climbing comp with jerry about to kick some butt?
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"Looks like face powder.....perhaps it is!?"
long shot, is the commentary from first British climbing comp with jerry about to kick some butt?
:clapclap: Good effort. Leeds 89. Ian McNaught-Davis and Chris Bonnington commentating the first televised UK climbing comp, abbsolutely priceless.
The above line was one of IMcND's pearlers when commenting on a female competitor with a bit of chalk on her face.
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come on then...can't believe I'd forgotten:
"I think that's what they call...youthful exuberance"
or:
"nice.....nice!!......NIIIIIIIICE!!!!!"
Courtesy of Albert Spansworthy on Hard Plastic.
"He's a local boy with a big purple head..."
that whole vid is a low-budget classic innit? Love the comedy eurotrash voice that gets dubbed onto the spanish geezer's interview...
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Who else was at that comp then?
I still remember the crowd going mental as Jerry topped out to win :D
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i think if all comps had been like that it would of been a winner, it was like a fuckin footie match...as it turned out watching paint dry was more interesting than a lead comp
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That comp was funny when McNaught and the Big B started slagging each other off in an underhanded way
'So Chris, when was the last time you were in that position'
'A long time ago Ian, but not as long ago as you'
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Dave: Na, he says something like that at first, but the "fucking tool" bit is in as well.