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Title: Wife Beaters...
Post by: tomtom on July 09, 2013, 06:08:24 pm
No... not domestic abuse, I'm using the Australian vernacular for a singlet...

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wifebeater&page=2 (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wifebeater&page=2)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleeveless_shirt (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleeveless_shirt)

Having been a scrawny pale skinned little shit for most of my younger life I avoided such garments like the plague..

But, now after 20 odd years of on and off climbing I have a bit more bulk around the shoulders/arms  (I'm now a not so scrawny around the shoulders pale skinned lanky middle aged shit) and wondered about getting such an item for bouldering (not wanting to chafe or expose the rest of my pidgeon chest to the rest of the world).

So, questions -

1. are they any good or should I just carry on wearing a T shirt and stop asking stupid questions?
2. If they are any good are there any decent alternatives to the Moon ones (good as they are I'm sure) that everyone else seems to wear?
3. Has the sun got to me and should I go have a cold bath, some tamazipan and an early night?

Yours banally,
TT
Title: Re: Wife Beaters...
Post by: Duma on July 09, 2013, 06:23:28 pm
I like them. you'll feel like a bit of a tool to begin with, but it's def cooler than a t-shirt, and you get used to it. Still felt like an idiot wearing mine when I went for a run today though. My moon one is nicer than my blocfest one, but I think thats just because it fits a bit better tbh.
Title: Re: Wife Beaters...
Post by: fried on July 09, 2013, 06:36:16 pm
Does this answer your question?

(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSwmX6XTl3Pm1q76KOZC851TnhEALsjGH-4QQ6SDU5fI-XVIGYL)
Title: Re: Wife Beaters...
Post by: tomtom on July 09, 2013, 06:42:43 pm
Does this answer your question?

(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSwmX6XTl3Pm1q76KOZC851TnhEALsjGH-4QQ6SDU5fI-XVIGYL)

Not really. Though I am feeling mildly aroused having seen that picture ;)
Title: Re: Wife Beaters...
Post by: andy popp on July 09, 2013, 06:58:14 pm
Haven't you got papers to write Tom?
Title: Re: Wife Beaters...
Post by: tomtom on July 09, 2013, 07:11:23 pm
Haven't you got papers to write Tom?

3 in review.... and its too hot to think ;)
Title: Wife Beaters...
Post by: Oldmanmatt on July 09, 2013, 07:16:12 pm
Frankly I prefer them to going bare chested (which tends to lead to chaffed nipples in my experience)...

I happen to think I look rather dashing in my Singlet, Darcyesque really...



Maybe not...




Toolesque.



And old...


Very old.
Title: Wife Beaters...
Post by: Oldmanmatt on July 09, 2013, 07:17:08 pm
Possibly even saggy...
Title: Re: Wife Beaters...
Post by: thrashhard on July 09, 2013, 07:58:50 pm

2. If they are any good are there any decent alternatives to the Moon ones (good as they are I'm sure) that everyone else seems to wear?


Yours banally,
TT

Oh boy i hope you´re just kidding.

H&M for 5 GBP ?
Instead of 20 Bucks for the moon ones?
http://www.hm.com/gb/product/02737?article=02737-A (http://www.hm.com/gb/product/02737?article=02737-A)
No print on it but i´m pretty sure they´re made in the same sweatshop as the moons are.(or at least in one next to the one).
Or if you are more into human rights and stuff maybe american apparel?
http://store.americanapparel.net/subCategory/index.jsp?subCatId=cat260227 (http://store.americanapparel.net/subCategory/index.jsp?subCatId=cat260227)
Title: Re: Wife Beaters...
Post by: Fiend on July 09, 2013, 07:59:07 pm
Decathlon all the way  :punk:
Title: Re: Wife Beaters...
Post by: Duma on July 09, 2013, 08:10:34 pm
H&M for 5 GBP ?
Instead of 20 Bucks for the moon ones?
http://www.hm.com/gb/product/02737?article=02737-A (http://www.hm.com/gb/product/02737?article=02737-A)
No print on it but i´m pretty sure they´re made in the same sweatshop as the moons are.(or at least in one next to the one).
The moon ones are organic FWIW. Dunno where they're made though.
Title: Re: Wife Beaters...
Post by: Zen on July 09, 2013, 08:13:26 pm
Felt very self-conscious wearing a vest the first few times I hit the climbing gym (I'm fairly pale and skinny with a little lean muscle, but I'm not really bothered about this), but now I don't feel as comfortable wearing a t-shirt instead. If anyone is bothered by the sight of this, they aren't paying enough attention to their climbing... :whistle:
Title: Re: Wife Beaters...
Post by: dave on July 09, 2013, 08:35:27 pm
I dare anyone to wear one like Welford has in PTOC.
Title: Re: Wife Beaters...
Post by: Falling Down on July 09, 2013, 08:40:12 pm
What's the problem with vests?  :shrug:
Title: Re: Wife Beaters...
Post by: Paul B on July 09, 2013, 08:43:21 pm
I feel like I've aged prematurely, however, I was GIVEN one of those fancy wicking berghaus (I know) T-shirts a while ago (Three Nine caught two at a climbing competition and handed me one, see, he isn't a total twat) and it's bloody fantastic (apart from making me feel like I'm turning into my Dad).

It's much cooler than a standard t-shirt, it dries faster when wet (or sweaty). Again, bloody fantastic. I believe Decathlon make these too (for considerably less).

Failing that I wear and old BBC vest that is definitely more yellow than white these days.
Title: Wife Beaters...
Post by: tomtom on July 09, 2013, 08:47:39 pm
What's the problem with vests?  :shrug:

You've the torso for a vest FD..

Worked the vest & Brompton combo yet? ;)
Title: Wife Beaters...
Post by: Oldmanmatt on July 09, 2013, 08:54:27 pm
I have a favourite old (20 years?) vest (umbro), where the hem line has shrunk and distorted into a Sine wave (Amp ~50mm, WL ~100mm).

It's like an old friend.

Somewhere between a tank top and a running vest.


Gives me immense power and inhuman grip.

Until I wake up.
Title: Re: Wife Beaters...
Post by: Falling Down on July 09, 2013, 09:02:11 pm
What's the problem with vests?  :shrug:

You've the torso belly for a vest FD
Title: Re: Wife Beaters...
Post by: Zods Beard on July 09, 2013, 09:32:57 pm
A thread about vests and Jim still hasn't replied. He's either at The Moor or the bread dispenser is blocked and he's de-clogging it with a broom.

If you will feel 'conspicuous' wearing a vest TT wait till you've been in the sun for a day. Wife Beater tan lines! The only look that aces a saggy white vest, slippers and a can of stella.

You will be then called Cletus and asked if your wifes your mum etc...
Title: Re: Wife Beaters...
Post by: lagerstarfish on July 09, 2013, 09:53:06 pm
Tesco doing some comfy vests this year (slightly ribbed, branded F&F)

cost a couple of Fuck-Alls

plenty of stretch in them, arm holes big enough to allow for a climber's delts + lats

sizing reasonable - a small amount of shrinkage after a few 40 deg washes

not that I've actually climbed in them, but the local single mothers seem to appreciate the look while I walk back from Asda with a 10 pack of Stella in each hand
Title: Re: Wife Beaters...
Post by: webbo on July 09, 2013, 10:10:50 pm
Just cut the sleeves and neck out of an old tee shirt.
Title: Wife Beaters...
Post by: tomtom on July 09, 2013, 10:19:17 pm
:D
Title: Re: Wife Beaters...
Post by: Nibile on July 09, 2013, 10:53:14 pm
I am a big fan of vests, but if it's hot I prefer barechested.
I have bought many from H&M for ridiculous prices, no need to pay more unless it's a very cool one.
I also have a couple of compression/thermal vests that are of great help in winter.
Not the case now.
Title: Re: Wife Beaters...
Post by: tomtom on July 09, 2013, 10:55:11 pm
Not the case now.

Very true... 30 degrees here today, Hows it looking your way Lore?
Title: Wife Beaters...
Post by: Oldmanmatt on July 09, 2013, 11:55:43 pm
Not the case now.

Very true... 30 degrees here today, Hows it looking your way Lore?

Sorta South East of here...
Title: Re: Wife Beaters...
Post by: Nibile on July 10, 2013, 08:01:04 am
Not the case now.

Very true... 30 degrees here today, Hows it looking your way Lore?
Actually not bad...
29 here in Siena, but 33 and humid in Florence!
Still not perfect 8b temps though...
 :)
Title: Re: Wife Beaters...
Post by: Jim on July 10, 2013, 08:27:31 am
I love vests and I love a vest tan even more.
I prefer to be bare chested when its absolutely boiling but my current flabbyness means this is too embarassing so vests all the way for me
Title: Re: Wife Beaters...
Post by: cha1n on July 10, 2013, 01:38:32 pm
T-shirt or tops off for power, I don't mess about in between. I bought a vest a month ago to try but I didn't find it much cooler than a t-shirt and then thought, fuck it and went back to tops off.

If you're too self-conscious about weight then hide the cakes or man up. Use it as motivation to start a diet, like when women decide to lose weight because they'll be wearing a bikini soon...
Title: Wife Beaters...
Post by: Oldmanmatt on July 10, 2013, 03:35:05 pm
Or just wear a Bikini?
Title: Re: Wife Beaters...
Post by: chris05 on July 10, 2013, 03:42:18 pm
(http://www.mainlinemenswear.co.uk/shopimages/products/normal/0000%20ss%20pics%20450%20055_thumb.jpg)

Nuff said
Title: Re: Wife Beaters...
Post by: Grubes on July 10, 2013, 03:51:32 pm
whats the rules for guys who are overweight and have back hair?
Title: Re: Wife Beaters...
Post by: webbo on July 10, 2013, 03:54:33 pm
Climb in the shed on your own.
Title: Wife Beaters...
Post by: Oldmanmatt on July 10, 2013, 05:04:14 pm
Climb in the shed on your own.
.

And even then NOT in a Bikini...
Title: Re: Wife Beaters...
Post by: moose on July 10, 2013, 05:41:36 pm
whats the rules for guys who are overweight and have back hair?

Shave the hair from your arms and pretend you're wearing a furry vest. 

Anyone else amused by the irony of simultaneous threads praising the glories of vests referred to as "wife beaters" and castigating t-shirts that raise money for cancer!?  ... funny old world...
Title: Re: Wife Beaters...
Post by: lagerstarfish on July 10, 2013, 07:54:46 pm
Anyone else amused by the irony of simultaneous threads praising the glories of vests referred to as "wife beaters" and castigating t-shirts that raise money for cancer!?  ... funny old world...

grim, but ironic

I am actually uncomfortable with the term Wife Beater - not it's use by other people or even in my own writing; I just don't feel comfortable saying it

with a simple logo someone could sell Wife Beaters Against Domestic Violence

almost as unfunny as cancer

every time I hear "but only when I deserve/ask for it" or "apparently I give as good as I get" I feel that there should be some sort of QI style buzzer that goes off - connected to a high voltage electrode fastened to their "partner"

I also drink Stella

 
Title: Re: Wife Beaters...
Post by: thrashhard on July 10, 2013, 07:57:17 pm
H&M for 5 GBP ?
Instead of 20 Bucks for the moon ones?
http://www.hm.com/gb/product/02737?article=02737-A (http://www.hm.com/gb/product/02737?article=02737-A)
No print on it but i´m pretty sure they´re made in the same sweatshop as the moons are.(or at least in one next to the one).
The moon ones are organic FWIW. Dunno where they're made though.

Organic cotton is just a marketing bogus.
In 99% Organic Cotton is still sewn in Sweatshops. If organic cotton gets shipped from Afrika to south east asia and back, the whole thing becomes obsolet.
Title: Re: Wife Beaters...
Post by: lagerstarfish on July 10, 2013, 08:14:17 pm
so, if I play my cards right, I could sell something called a Wife Beater that exploits/oppresses children with a low life expectancy in its production to people who want the world to know that they use some of their money to fight against a disease that affects people in proportion to their life expectancy?

and it would be organic

I would say something like "god helps those who help themselves", but that might be seen by The Christian Right Conspiracy and I don't want to be on the wrong side of them come the end of the world

I stick with my Tesco recommendation

Title: Re: Wife Beaters...
Post by: thrashhard on July 11, 2013, 11:29:45 am
organic is just the way the cottonfields are farmed. low co2-footprint, no biocides, no chemical fertilizer etc.
doesn´t say anything about the way the cotton is manufactured and shipped after the harvest.
even if it is better than nothing, it still is almost nothing.

Did you really think a H&M shirt that sells for 5 GBP and has printed some "organic blabla" on the tag is sewn in a country where people are treated fair?
http://www.hm.com/gb/product/01684?article=01684-A (http://www.hm.com/gb/product/01684?article=01684-A)
the tag says clearly bangladesh
it´s just a distraction so that those hippsters think they are so ethical sophisticated
Title: Re: Wife Beaters...
Post by: Robl on July 11, 2013, 02:22:48 pm
Vests - Depends on how you wear em..


(http://www.tickld.com/images/content/31686.jpg)

I rekon you can rock that look TT
Title: Re: Wife Beaters...
Post by: Dr T on July 11, 2013, 03:09:07 pm
organic is just the way the cottonfields are farmed - no chemical fertilizer etc.

Just a bit of chemistry pedantry but no chemical fertilizer? - what do they use as fertilizer then?

Everything is "chemical", you me, the world, the universe - we are all made of chemicals - the inference that "chemicals" are "bad" is oft made and entirely unhelpful

Other than that I agree whole heartedly with your point - it's the same "total environmental audit" thing that most hybrid cars fail appallingly on.

As for 'beaters - Mrs T's rule is that you shouldn't wear them if your shoulders just melt down into your arm with no discernible distinction and change in definition between the two - seems a fair assessment to me.
Title: Re: Wife Beaters...
Post by: cheque on July 11, 2013, 03:13:56 pm
Mrs T's rule is that you shouldn't wear them if your shoulders just melt down into your arm with no discernible distinction and change in definition between the two - seems a fair assessment to me.

Mine don't and I still look like an absolute tool in one.
Title: Re: Wife Beaters...
Post by: rginns on July 11, 2013, 03:33:59 pm
Nowt wrong with a wife beater in appropriate weather...
Title: Re: Wife Beaters...
Post by: Stubbs on July 11, 2013, 03:39:49 pm

the tag says clearly bangladesh
it´s just a distraction so that those hippsters think they are so ethical sophisticated

There's Bangladesh and Bangladesh though innit. http://about.hm.com/content/hm/aboutsection/en/About/Sustainability/Commitments/Responsible-Partners/Supply-Chain.html (http://about.hm.com/content/hm/aboutsection/en/About/Sustainability/Commitments/Responsible-Partners/Supply-Chain.html)  H and M actually seem to be doing something about their supply chain.  I assume there's no A/C in most clothing factories in Asia, so I guess they are all 'sweatshops'.

Containerised shipping on boats is quite low carbon per kilo.

Organic is not necessarily low carbon.
Title: Re: Wife Beaters...
Post by: Duma on July 11, 2013, 07:46:06 pm
Just checked the label on my moon top, "made in turkey" , I believe they're relatively good on working conditions.
Title: Wife Beaters...
Post by: tomtom on July 11, 2013, 08:51:18 pm
Back from H&M, £9 lighter, but in the posession of one blue vest and one yellow one (with hipster style extra dropped armpits). I shall model them for the greater good (???) of the UKB community in the coming weeks ;) It feels odd having cold shoulders though..
Title: Re: Wife Beaters...
Post by: andy popp on July 11, 2013, 09:50:27 pm
Oh god Tom, you're not wearing them Saturday are you?




 :-[ nowt wrong with a good vest.
Title: Re: Wife Beaters...
Post by: andyd on July 11, 2013, 11:04:43 pm
They all claim to be good with working conditions. Then the place they work with contracts out all the work elsewhere. Life isn't fair, so don't expect the people who make your clothes to be happy bunnies. :worms:
Title: Re: Wife Beaters...
Post by: rich d on July 11, 2013, 11:17:04 pm

I stick with my Tesco recommendation

Is that for buying Stella or vests?
Title: Wife Beaters...
Post by: Oldmanmatt on July 12, 2013, 08:14:48 am
They all claim to be good with working conditions. Then the place they work with contracts out all the work elsewhere. Life isn't fair, so don't expect the people who make your clothes to be happy bunnies. :worms:

When I lived in Dubai, I had many long conversations with the guys who came from these countries and their response to the "why do you do it" question was always the same.
It's better than life in the village.
That's not a defense of exploitation. That grips my shit.
But we in the west do forget the context and have a rose tinted view of the rural life...
Title: Re: Wife Beaters...
Post by: lagerstarfish on July 12, 2013, 08:18:32 am

I stick with my Tesco recommendation

Is that for buying Stella or vests?

stella is cheaper at Asda
Title: Re: Wife Beaters...
Post by: thrashhard on July 12, 2013, 09:04:25 am

the tag says clearly bangladesh
it´s just a distraction so that those hippsters think they are so ethical sophisticated

There's Bangladesh and Bangladesh though innit. http://about.hm.com/content/hm/aboutsection/en/About/Sustainability/Commitments/Responsible-Partners/Supply-Chain.html (http://about.hm.com/content/hm/aboutsection/en/About/Sustainability/Commitments/Responsible-Partners/Supply-Chain.html)  H and M actually seem to be doing something about their supply chain.  I assume there's no A/C in most clothing factories in Asia, so I guess they are all 'sweatshops'.

Containerised shipping on boats is quite low carbon per kilo.

Organic is not necessarily low carbon.

yeah and since the guys at h&m claiming about themself that they are a good good brand it has to be true.
There are many independent insitutions like the CCC or the fair wear foundation who will tell you the opposite.
yeah shipping in containers is better that per plain but producing the garments in europe or egypt (where most cotton is from) would be less carbon than two times half around the globe.

Just checked the label on my moon top, "made in turkey" , I believe they're relatively good on working conditions.

thats the thing with believing. google begs to differ.
http://www.cleanclothes.org/news/2010/11/18/killer-jeans-manifesto-to-end-sandblasting (http://www.cleanclothes.org/news/2010/11/18/killer-jeans-manifesto-to-end-sandblasting)



Title: Wife Beaters...
Post by: tomtom on July 12, 2013, 09:34:48 am
(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/07/12/9uqeduta.jpg) apologies if that's made your breakfast come up.. ;)
Title: Re: Wife Beaters...
Post by: Stubbs on July 12, 2013, 09:47:51 am
Firstly I didn't say H&M were 'good', just that they were trying to be responsible and do something about their supply chain, which is a lot more than a lot of companies.  This is an interesting read on the subject http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2012/apr/07/hennes-mauritz-h-and-m (http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2012/apr/07/hennes-mauritz-h-and-m)

I note that they also signed up to the fire safety accord in Bangladesh http://www.cleanclothes.org/news/2013/05/14/more-brands-commit-to-the-accord-on-fire-building-safety-in-bangladesh (http://www.cleanclothes.org/news/2013/05/14/more-brands-commit-to-the-accord-on-fire-building-safety-in-bangladesh)

Fast fashion is here to stay, and where I don't buy much from these sort of places myself, plenty do.  I often think CCC and similar organisations could do more good highlighting which companies offer the best option, rather than just highlighting negative news.

The global market and production is here to stay too, Yvon Chouinard writes about it well in Let My People Go Surfing.  Egypt to Bangladesh ain't that far really, I guess that's why the shipping canals are so busy!
Title: Re: Wife Beaters...
Post by: thrashhard on July 12, 2013, 11:59:56 am
Firstly I didn't say H&M were 'good', just that they were trying to be responsible and do something about their supply chain, which is a lot more than a lot of companies.  This is an interesting read on the subject http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2012/apr/07/hennes-mauritz-h-and-m (http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2012/apr/07/hennes-mauritz-h-and-m)

I note that they also signed up to the fire safety accord in Bangladesh http://www.cleanclothes.org/news/2013/05/14/more-brands-commit-to-the-accord-on-fire-building-safety-in-bangladesh (http://www.cleanclothes.org/news/2013/05/14/more-brands-commit-to-the-accord-on-fire-building-safety-in-bangladesh)

Fast fashion is here to stay, and where I don't buy much from these sort of places myself, plenty do.  I often think CCC and similar organisations could do more good highlighting which companies offer the best option, rather than just highlighting negative news.

The global market and production is here to stay too, Yvon Chouinard writes about it well in Let My People Go Surfing.  Egypt to Bangladesh ain't that far really, I guess that's why the shipping canals are so busy!

And that exactly is the point. Take this thread.
Someone starting a thread about crappy tank tops. willing to pay 20 bucks for some sweatshop shirt with a moon logo on it instead of spending the same amount of money for a blank no name shirt made under fair conditions.
The consumtion of things that unnecessary and especially the "outdoor-scene" is full of it. people who think they need special pants and softshells for gymclimbing. Not to forget approach shoes for that hard rides on the bus and subway. i think you know what i mean.
If the people would only buy stuff they really need it would make a difference.
Title: Re: Wife Beaters...
Post by: Nibile on July 12, 2013, 01:06:15 pm
(http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2819/9269556670_516e5d005b.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/70381658@N00/9269556670/)
Untitled (http://www.flickr.com/photos/70381658@N00/9269556670/#) by Nibile (http://www.flickr.com/people/70381658@N00/), on Flickr
A few ones in the washing machine.
Title: Re: Wife Beaters...
Post by: moose on July 12, 2013, 04:37:57 pm
Can't help but  feel I'm missing out.  I'm so puny that I can't wear vests  - my entire upper body fits through the neck holes!
Title: Re: Wife Beaters...
Post by: lagerstarfish on July 12, 2013, 08:46:55 pm
(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/07/12/9uqeduta.jpg) apologies if that's made your breakfast come up.. ;)

it has been a while since I saw you with your clothes off Tomtom, but since then you do seem to have grown some arms and shoulders worthy of a vest - not that I ever looked at your body or anything
Title: Re: Wife Beaters...
Post by: tomtom on July 12, 2013, 08:53:15 pm
Photoshop darling, photoshop ;)
Title: Re: Wife Beaters...
Post by: lagerstarfish on July 12, 2013, 08:57:35 pm
I can't remember what "photoshop" was code for

was it Fox House toilets or Premier Inn ?
Title: Re: Wife Beaters...
Post by: tomtom on July 12, 2013, 08:59:35 pm
I can't remember what "photoshop" was code for

was it Fox House toilets or Premier Inn ?

Tsk. costume not location....
Title: Re: Wife Beaters...
Post by: lagerstarfish on July 12, 2013, 09:02:55 pm
this UKB Polari thing is beyond me
Title: Re: Wife Beaters...
Post by: rich d on July 12, 2013, 09:37:56 pm
(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/07/12/9uqeduta.jpg) apologies if that's made your breakfast come up.. ;)

it has been a while since I saw you with your clothes off Tomtom, but since then you do seem to have grown some arms and shoulders worthy of a vest - not that I ever looked at your body or anything
are you stood on the floor there tomtom?
Title: Wife Beaters...
Post by: tomtom on July 12, 2013, 09:57:32 pm
Nope. One shitty knee height smear (honest :) ). See the Blackstones thread for more on the problem if you're interested.
Title: Re: Wife Beaters...
Post by: tomtom on July 04, 2015, 02:52:46 pm
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Title: Re: Wife Beaters...
Post by: Mike Tyson on July 04, 2015, 03:43:41 pm
   :lol:
Title: Re: Wife Beaters...
Post by: moose on July 04, 2015, 09:36:04 pm
just imagine the power of a singlet with a timber wolf howling against a Stars & Stripes background: your gaze could drill new holds into the rock!
Title: Re: Wife Beaters...
Post by: Oldmanmatt on July 05, 2015, 09:05:59 am
Your argument is invalid.

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Title: Re: Wife Beaters...
Post by: tomtom on July 05, 2015, 09:53:14 am
FUCK YEAH!
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