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the shizzle => shootin' the shit => Topic started by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on March 27, 2012, 05:53:12 pm
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Dad's Army - Don't Tell Him Pike (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0V3SqxUomwk#)
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I'm Spartacus (Short) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u93bhAimFFU#ws)
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The Ting Tings - That's Not My Name (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1c2OfAzDTI#ws)
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Chesney Hawkes - The One And Only (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8f2mW1GFSI#)
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My Name Is - Eminem (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-Hx6ifFTk8#)
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“ ‘My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!’
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away”
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Hello, My name is Inigo Montoya.... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JGp7Meg42U#)
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You could always use your UKB name - and ensure they get the upper/lower case letters right.
Personally, I'll be using the name Latte...
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I am Connor MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod. I was born in 1518 in the village of Glenfinnan on the shores of Loch Shiel. And I am immortal.
can't find a clip
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I am the magnificent
I'm backed by the shack of a soul boss most turnin' stormin' sound o'soul
I am double u o,o,o and i'm still up here again
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My Name is Maximus Decimus Meridius (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNdKBPcVGJI#ws)
This did completely throw me the first time they asked.
Starbucks: 'What's your name?'
Me: 'Huh?'
Starbucks: 'Your name? What is your name?'
Me: 'I just want a double espresso.'
Starbucks: 'Yes, we need your name for the order.'
Me: 'Why?'
Starbucks: 'So we know which coffee is yours.'
Me: 'The double espresso.'
Starbucks: 'Yes, but it might get mixed up with someone else's.'
Me: 'There's only one other person here and they ordered a latte...'
Good on them for publicly supporting gay marriage but I still consider it a bit of a failure every time I go into one.
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Make them write cunt on your cup.
Or claim your name is 'shit, overpriced coffee'
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This could start to get silly -
Brendan Shine - Catch me if you can (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkvUbgmzDB8#)
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Make them write cunt on your cup.
Somehow, I don't think I'd need to make them do that…
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My name is Bond. James Bond.
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Bran Van 3000 - Drinking In LA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iR34RZPEk1k#)
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Rumple-Fucking-Stiltskin
(or Niemand if I'm feeling Grimm)
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My name is Bond. James Bond.
Surely you can do bettter than that?
Top 15 My name is Bond's (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8PPlf-CNNY#)
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Salty Rimmed?
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Shaggy - Boombastic (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6W5pq4bIzIw#)
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The Name Dirk Diggler (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-Zp9t8P8Ws#)
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:lol:
YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3bUicXNWz4#)
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a Cylon
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Biddy biddy biddy.
Buck Rogers Twiki the Robot Falls in Love (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yptoaCKZ0Tw#ws)
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I could tell you but I'd have to kill you (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuE_jqYNi3c#ws)
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I'm the pretty prince of parties.
Flight of the Conchords Ep 10 'Prince of Parties' (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LLRk3_nogo#ws)
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Cock Piss Partridge I think
(http://www.imcdb.org/i028824.jpg)
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I'm The Doctor. I'm a TimeLord. I'm from the planet Gallifrey in the constellation Kasterborous. I'm 903 years old, and I'm the man whose going to save your lives and all 6 billion people on the planet below. You got a problem with that?
I'm the Doctor (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRSFwMqKIu8#)
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I'm Ed Winchester.
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Call me Ishmael…
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I'm Doctor Zoidberg: homeowner! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-0utDrWa5w#)
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SNOOP DOGG - WHO AM I (WHATS MY NAME) HD (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hIjgofcuWU#ws)
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What?
You genuinely don't know who I am, do you?
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The Clash - Whats My Name? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2iIHup9zKA#)
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Pacquiao's Best Introduction by Michael Buffer HD (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cG_t3KFUoww#ws)
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The Big Bang Theory - BAM! Howard Wolowitz (sub ITA) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3TWh8yolBw#ws)
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Costa
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The Supreme Lord said: I am death, the mighty destroyer of the world, out to destroy. Even without your participation all the warriors standing arrayed in the opposing armies shall cease to exist.
And a skinny Cap, no chocolate, two extra shots...
Oh and a Triple Choc Muffin while you're there....
(Or as Oppenheimer said it "I am become Death...").
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"I should have gone somewhere where they make coffee and not an inspid simulacrum of brown, brackish piss water with far too much caffeine in it that wouldn't know an Arabica bean if it bit it on the fucking nose".
:sorry: about the rant ;)
For the record, I don't despise their corporate homogenaity, ceaseless cheesy marketing or really even this latest attempt to endear themselves to a credulous public (everyone may laugh, but it has reaped them a whole shit load of publicity) ..... just their inability to produce anything like decent coffee.
Sorry again, I get enthusiastic about coffee.
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"What's your name?"
"Do you know what nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent, personified in this case by a 'orrible cunt, me."
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For the record, I don't despise their corporate homogenaity, ceaseless cheesy marketing or really even this latest attempt to endear themselves to a credulous public (everyone may laugh, but it has reaped them a whole shit load of publicity) ..... just their inability to produce anything like decent coffee.
I despise all those things and their inability to produce anything like decent coffee. But occasionally shit coffee is better than no coffee at all.
I also hate asking for a double espresso and being asked if I want a muffin with it. If I wanted a muffin I would have said so when asked what I wanted.
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Excellent. I shall be Alan Partrige next time im in Starbucks... And I shall make sure they spell it correctly and read it out twice ;) But...
I dont really get why everyone is so down on Starbucks... are they really the spawn of satan? or just big and successful..? Do they tie up whip and dunk small children in boiling oil?
I like Starbucks coffee for a long coffee/americano (its my chain of choice for his brew) - though expresso is better in other chains (e.g. Nero - or Cafe Nerd as my visually impaired mother calls it ;) )...
Every shop now asks you if you want a muffin/cake/life-insurance with your coffee.. c'est la vie.. the whole name thing has been around for ages in the States... (at least since 2003 in my case..) "Americano for Taaaaam...."
Maybe this news says more about the British 'sensibilities' than anything Starbucks are planning to do....
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My name is Earl .......
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Arthur Brown - Fire (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOErZuzZpS8#)
C'mon Tom - the coffee is terrible. And the stupid order/collection system always seems a complete cock-up
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I don't give a monkey's about the name as long as the don't tinker with my Venti soy no-foam latté :coffee:
White Girl Rant: Starbucks Vent-i. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lp63fy-9JaI#)
(she probably should have gone decaf...)
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I dont really get why everyone is so down on Starbucks... are they really the spawn of satan? or just big and successful..? Do they tie up whip and dunk small children in boiling oil?
I like Starbucks coffee for a long coffee/americano (its my chain of choice for his brew)
I wouldn't care about the children in boiling oil if they made decent coffee. If the spawn of satan made coffee like Bragazzi in Sheffield, for instance, I'd shake him by the hand.
All sucessful corporations do immoral things, that is just the way of things unfortunately. By the same token, I mainly dislike McDonalds because I hate the food, not for their success.
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I don't give a monkey's about the name as long as the don't tinker with my Venti soy no-foam latté :coffee:
(she probably should have gone decaf...)
Hot psycho blondie with make up, packages and caffeine overdose makes up for a great night and a morning of regrets.
BOOM. I don't know who she is, officer.
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I dont really get why everyone is so down on Starbucks... are they really the spawn of satan? or just big and successful..? Do they tie up whip and dunk small children in boiling oil?
All sucessful corporations do immoral things, that is just the way of things unfortunately.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/dd/Gnomes_plan.png) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gnomes_(South_Park))
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I managed about 2 minutes. I'll never suggest that any girl is high maintenance ever again.
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I managed about 2 minutes. I'll never suggest that any girl is high maintenance ever again.
I did bash out an angry wank under my desk but it took longer than 2 minutes... Her voice kept putting me off my stroke.
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Eminem - My Name Is (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsdz_YAKoZU#ws)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=867iyhVFyEw#t=214s (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=867iyhVFyEw#t=214s)
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Monty Python-Bridge of Death (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFylQ6_1bgQ#)
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Tim the Enchanter (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTKdHbiLim0#ws)
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Sorry, I like the stuff.. :/ maybe I spent too long in the states..
This is our work coffee set up (I am a 1/3 owner in the saeko-gaggia machine..)(http://img.tapatalk.com/5284ea78-1295-8d01.jpg)
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That girl's not serious, she taking the piss, surely?
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That girl's not serious, she taking the piss, surely?
3 minutes and I had to stop.
It said 150 Likes and 645 Dislikes...
I'm Sure I heard more than 150 "Likes" in the first three minutes, like, uh, y'know...
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Excellent. I shall be Alan Partrige next time im in Starbucks... And I shall make sure they spell it correctly and read it out twice ;) But...
I dont really get why everyone is so down on Starbucks... are they really the spawn of satan? or just big and successful..? Do they tie up whip and dunk small children in boiling oil?
I like Starbucks coffee for a long coffee/americano (its my chain of choice for his brew) - though expresso is better in other chains (e.g. Nero - or Cafe Nerd as my visually impaired mother calls it ;) )...
Every shop now asks you if you want a muffin/cake/life-insurance with your coffee.. c'est la vie.. the whole name thing has been around for ages in the States... (at least since 2003 in my case..) "Americano for Taaaaam...."
Maybe this news says more about the British 'sensibilities' than anything Starbucks are planning to do....
That World-reknowned source of veracity and truth has a number of what could either be regarded as criticisms of Starbucks, or as confrimation of their business ethic in a competive capitalist environment, where the market allows the organisations prepared to provide what the customers want, and drive out the weaker opposition. - Who don't
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Starbucks (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Starbucks)
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That World-reknowned source of veracity and truth has a number of what could either be regarded as criticisms of Starbucks, or as confrimation of their business ethic in a competive capitalist environment, where the market allows the organisations prepared to provide what the customers want, and drive out the weaker opposition. - Who don't
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Starbucks (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Starbucks)
I think South Park summarised all that in half an hour (clicky on the picture I posted earlier if you've not seen the Gnomes episode with Tweak & his parents who run a local coffee shop).
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That World-reknowned source of veracity and truth has a number of what could either be regarded as criticisms of Starbucks, or as confrimation of their business ethic in a competive capitalist environment, where the market allows the organisations prepared to provide what the customers want, and drive out the weaker opposition. - Who don't
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Starbucks (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Starbucks)
I think South Park summarised all that in half an hour (clicky on the picture I posted earlier if you've not seen the Gnomes episode with Tweak & his parents who run a local coffee shop).
So. In a considerably shorter timescale than I managed.
Bastards.
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Its one of the great things about South Park, its incredibly well observed social commentary a lot of the time, with episodes not being written until the same week they are due to air ensuring things are often very topical.
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Eminem - My Name Is (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsdz_YAKoZU#ws)
Please. Do try to stay awake -
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My Name Is - Eminem (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-Hx6ifFTk8#)
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and I checked it twice!!!
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Salty Rimmed?
I have no idea what that is supposed to mean.
And I have no intention of finding out.
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Manfred Mann My Name Is Jack (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYAZE6ZQt3Y#)
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D'you know, it's probably a character fault on my part, but I don't think it's possible I'll ever get tired of this…
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"My name is Geordie McIntyre"
Jarrow Song - Alan Price ♪♫ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlMjSESoz9A#)
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speaking of geordies...... Just say your Micheal.....
Alan partridge - whats it all aboot ? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33t4D6Gcs5Y#)
Partridge needs his own thread
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Weezer- My Name Is Jonas (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbwI2-nJ0Tw#)
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I think we should all buy shares in Starbucks and put forward a motion at the next AGM that all of their serving staff are to be instructed to start doing this -
Who are You (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_FZVD5lsAw#)
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let's try again...
(http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMjIxMDk1OTk3M15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMTAzMjgyMQ@@._V1._SY317_CR5,0,214,317_.jpg)
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...and maybe
Suzanne Vega - Luka (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZt7J0iaUD0#)
checked three times...
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#2: Her name is Alotta. Alotta Fagina.
Austin Powers: Come again?
Alotta Fagina: Alotta Fagina
Austin Powers: Oh, I'm sorry, I'm just not getting it, it sounds like you said your name was a lot of um... never mind!
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My name is Mud [url]http:///youtu.be/bCf40wrpdlc/url]
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I'm Bill Kilgore and I'm a goofy foot.
(http://www.moviemarket.com/library/photos/231/231004.jpg)
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Meanwhile, a BBC racing correspondent really tries to order a cup of coffee…
https://twitter.com/#!/CorneliusRacing
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'My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings:
Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!'*
(http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7041/7027304669_634ff925e1_c.jpg)
* preferably voiced by Prince Far I (http://tinyurl.com/6a5oq8)
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"My name is Legion, for we are many". Best used when you're at the front of a long queue.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0S0B55vxd0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0S0B55vxd0)
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Meanwhile, a BBC racing correspondent really tries to order a cup of coffee…
https://twitter.com/#!/CorneliusRacing
I believe this is what you were trying to do.....
https://twitter.com/CorneliusRacing/status/185374787848241153 ;)
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"I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO!" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5LseNXvG80#)
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Meanwhile, a BBC racing correspondent really tries to order a cup of coffee…
https://twitter.com/#!/CorneliusRacing
I believe this is what you were trying to do.....
https://twitter.com/CorneliusRacing/status/185374787848241153 ;)
How DO you get twitter to do that?
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How DO you get twitter to do that?
More to the point, how did Jasper get Twitter to do that? :bow:
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I was thinking that if I ever go to a Starbucks for coffee (Gods of coffee forgive me, but sometimes caffeine is caffeine), I think I have the right of not revealing my name to a complete stranger. and when the coffee is ready, do they shout your name up in the shop? because if so, I also don't want the other customers to know my name.
it's not like "oh look Lorenzo got his coffee I'm so happy now".
wateva.
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I involuntarily told them today my name was Denis - one 'N'. The cup looks distinctly like the D is a P....
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and I checked it twice!!!
Did you want to find out if they're naughty or nice?
I'm not sure how I missed this thread btw (probably the mere mention of Starfucks) Pure UKB Genius.
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"My name is 'Bob'"? Just how rubbish is that?
Let's hope his financial advice is a bit more sound and inventive than this pedestrian drivel.
http://blog.moneysavingexpert.com/2012/04/18/the-everyone-tell-starbucks-your-name-is-bob-campaign/ (http://blog.moneysavingexpert.com/2012/04/18/the-everyone-tell-starbucks-your-name-is-bob-campaign/)
(Odd how for a rant against corporatism you're obliged to prostitute your principles by selling your soul to ISmyFacebothered® in order to respond, init?)
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Surely if you have that much of a problem with it just don't buy your coffee from there?
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Must have been to Barstucks three or four time over the last week.
No-one asked my name...
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Its happened to me every time I've been in a Barstrucks in the last couple of weeks (including the usually extra impersonal motorway services). Personally I dont mind.. though it was a bit daft when I was the ONLY person in there and they still called out my name (kind of as an afterthougth mind... the training voices must have kicked in!).
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Surely if you have that much of a problem with it just don't buy your coffee from there?
This is the right answer.
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Surely if you have that much of a problem with it just don't buy your coffee from there?
This is the right answer.
And how, exactly, would that help to appeal and feed a chilidish, immature, puerile, inconsequential. and above all, nugatory intellectual excercise?
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My friend went for "Darth Vader" yesterday. GREAT SUCCESS!
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Should be a few in here:
Barts Prank Phone Calls Collection (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4uC38yp-iI#)
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My name is Lola, I was a show girl.
And courtesy of my dad, they call me Andy, it's not my name but i live just round the corner.
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Surely if you have that much of a problem with it just don't buy your coffee from there?
This is the right answer.
And how, exactly, would that help to appeal and feed a chilidish, immature, puerile, inconsequential. and above all, nugatory intellectual excercise?
Oh I didn't mean re this thread, just re moneysavingfuckoff's shit idea.
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Likewize.
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You can't lkeep a good marketing department down…
http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2012/jun/05/starbucks-british-tweet-irks-irish-followers?newsfeed=true (http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2012/jun/05/starbucks-british-tweet-irks-irish-followers?newsfeed=true)
Inviting followers on Twitter to "show us what makes you proud to be British" as part of a diamond jubilee promotion must have seemed like a good idea at the time at Starbucks.
But after tweeting the invitation to nearly 2,000 Irish followers of its Twitter account on Tuesday, the coffee giant has been on the receiving end of a backlash over its seemingly shaky grasp of political geography.