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the shizzle => diet, training and injuries => Topic started by: miso soup on February 24, 2012, 09:50:00 pm
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http://www.catsclimbing.com/2012/02/cats-ethics.html (http://www.catsclimbing.com/2012/02/cats-ethics.html)
This is an amusingly ridiculous load of waffle. Already fairly well ripped apart in the comments both on the post itself and the Climbing Narc post that links to it, but I thought the UKB response might be funnier.
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Barf!
The term " knob Jockeys" springs to mind...
Really, what some people obsess about.
A matter of such gravity, I think I can feel the orbit of Uranus twitch...
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http://www.catsclimbing.com/2012/02/cats-ethics.html (http://www.catsclimbing.com/2012/02/cats-ethics.html)
This is an amusingly ridiculous load of waffle. Already fairly well ripped apart in the comments both on the post itself and the Climbing Narc post that links to it, but I thought the UKB response might be funnier.
Breaking news - in a heartening display of US/Welsh solidarity, the ban on heelhooks has been retrospectively applied on north wales limestone - all of Pete Robins's hard repeats and first ascents are now officially null and void. Form an orderly queue at the base of Dorsal Stream.
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I hear Jordan Buys is top of the banned list at CATS.
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as perhaps they think it is a completely enforced, defacto rule in a standard climbing gym, such as no swearing.
No swearing? I would be banned from every fucking wall I've ever been to. What's the point in failing on a problem if you can't turn the air blue afterwards.
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Heel hooking is banned also at my home board.
Seriously, what a bunch of bulls***!!!
And the name dropping is so pathetic.
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i had to reply,it is an open forum
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And the name dropping is so pathetic.
:agree:
also quite shocking. I'm a never-has-been and would be fucking livid if a wall claimed to have produced me. :chair:
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That post was brought to us by calorie restriction and recreational drugs? :furious: :pissed:
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Heel hooking makes you weak...
Well, it slows down the process of getting strong enough to climb without heel hooking. FACT.
a pretty useless FACT
I wonder whether Kant would have accepted it as an Analytical Truth?
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I heard toe hooking was banned at The School but nobody told gme.
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I wonder whether Kant would have accepted it as an Analytical Truth?
I think he may also have accept the concept of heel hooking as conforming to the catagorical imperative, I heard he came up with his whole philosophy whilst heel "hooking the poop" out of some holds
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Heel hooking makes you weak...
Well, it slows down the process of getting strong enough to climb without heel hooking. FACT.
a pretty useless FACT
I wonder whether Kant would have accepted it as an Analytical Truth?
According to CATS it's a Categorical Imperative, shirley?
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Good point, although it fails to meet the rule of universalisability for Kant since the rule can only be applied to the CATS wall and everywhere else would claim it is complete toss! (Kant may not have used "toss" in the original German, I am paraphrasing)
:off:
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Here at cats we watched spiderman 1-3 and realized that in none of the films does the heel hooking technique get used, spider man IS the best therefore heel hooking is not required. Also my wife is also my sister and I once blew a raccoon
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Here at cats, we found eight out of ten cats preferred no heel hooking.
(in a sample of three cats).
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Heel hooking makes you weak...
Well, it slows down the process of getting strong enough to climb without heel hooking. FACT.
a pretty useless FACT
I wonder whether Kant would have accepted it as an Analytical Truth?
According to CATS it's a Categorical Imperative, shirley?
they're trying to make out that it's a Categorical Imperative, but that's just like saying something like "everyone must draw their triangles with three sides" - it sounds like something important, but changes nothing really
I wonder whether they asked "what if everyone used heel hooks?" and realised that this would even out technique and strength in grading problems - not what you want if you're a strong person with a penchant for big numbers
fools
I enjoy the absurdity of not using heels
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I heard that heel hooking makes you fat.... FACT.
(thats an anagram of Fat CAT by the way... spooky huh!)
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I heard that heel hooking makes you fat.... FACT.
(thats an anagram of FFat CAT by the way... spooky huh!)
:shrug:
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That's priceless. All the intricately flawed arguments spun to justify this idiocy are but a fig leaf to cover the fact that a bunch of self regarding wall monkeys are scared someone clever with weaker fingers might make them look slightly smaller by climbing one of their trophy problems. I fart in their general direction.
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Someone should pen a westend musical about this shit.
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With synchronised campusing chorus line, singing
"I feel fine doing 1-5-9
It's not so great doing 1-5-8"
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I can see it being something like this:
Team America - Everyone Has Aids (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5npZwUdZwnY#)
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Someone should pen a westend musical about this shit.
I bagsy the rights to the soap opera... 8C Hookers is my working title...
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Someone should pen a westend musical about this shit.
I bagsy the rights to the soap opera... 8C Hookers is my working title...
"Banned Of Hold"?