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the shizzle => shootin' the shit => Topic started by: yorkshireman on October 31, 2011, 09:29:35 pm
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http://www.27bslash6.com/easter.html (http://www.27bslash6.com/easter.html)
im sure a few of you are familiar with the 27bslash6 stuff but for those who arent her is one of many hillarious pieces off the site.dont buy the book though,as i did for a font trip,all the best stuff is free on the site
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No emoticons on the phone app..,
Oh well, here goes...
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, ho ho ho ho ho, erk! No stop! Ha ha ha ha...
Hang on, I could have just done this.
LOL!!!
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fucking A1.
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Most entertaining. Have a Wad point.
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I'm still laughing, 12 hrs later...
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Brilliant :clap2:
Hadn't come across that site, nice one
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I've seen it before, well worth another read though. I like 'Purportedly Magic Jew'. :lol:
There are some other crackers on the site too.
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awesome. Me n she were cracking up
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I always find that site a bit hit and miss. A lot of them are pretty damn funny (like this one (http://www.27bslash6.com/foggot.html)), but a some are just evidence of him being a cock for no readily apparent reason, then being bemused as to why someone might take umbrage at his behaviour (like this one (http://www.27bslash6.com/f26a.html)).
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I don't know, changing someone's business cards from graphic designer to horse whisperer made me laugh :yes:
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I don't know, changing someone's business cards from graphic designer to horse whisperer made me laugh :yes:
Yeah, but wouldn't fancy finding that some dick had covered my iPhone in tippex.
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The guy said he wanted the new white iPhone. He fucking deserved it.
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Was trolling through some of the older stuff, like chillax says some gems, some meh.
This made me laugh though.
http://www.27bslash6.com/chat.html (http://www.27bslash6.com/chat.html)
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From: Someone pissing Author off
To: Author
Subject: Something mildly annoying in life
Dear sir,
This is at worst a minor inconvenience and all you have to do is one simple thing for the matter to pass.
Yours, Someone.
From: Author
To: Someone pissing Author off
Subject: RE: Something mildly annoying in life
Dear Someone,
Thanks for your e-mail. Instead of responding like a normal human being I'm going to blow the matter out of all proportion, not just once, but repeatedly, carefully following the same formula in each e-mail conversation. This will be funny in the first of such e-mail conversations you read, but quickly becomes familiar and unoriginal. This is because this way of dealing with real life is similar to a lame sitcom catchphrase.
Signed,
Author
From: Someone pissing Author off
To: Author
Subject RE: RE: Something mildly annoying in life
Dear Sir,
Your reply is both boring and frustrating. Instead of being normal, you attempt to be clever in the name of comedy. Unfortunately, as I have a job to do, this is not comedy, but tedious and annoying. Please just respond to the original e-mail in the way any normal human would.
Signed,
Someone.
From: Author
To: Someone pissing Author off
Subject: RE: RE: RE: Something mildly annoying in life
Dear Someone,
I agree entirely with your reply. However, in the sentences following this banal response, I sarcastically support my opinion with hyperbole or reference to events that have little or no relevance in order to waste your time. As I work from home, I don't have to worry about my time being wasted, so I can go on to type these entire conversations about dinosaurs eating my gas meter or aliens raping next door's cat. It's my way of being stubborn and obstinate but I don't really care, some people will LOL!!!!11! on my website.
Yours, Author.
From: Someone pissing Author off
To: Author
Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: Something mildly annoying in life
Dear sir,
Instead of replying to you, I'm just going to cut off all contact with you, including the service we provide to you, leaving you without water, gas, electricity and most of all, you'll have no internet on which to gain respect of your peers. No matter how many pictures of spiders you send us, which will, at best, raise a wry smile, we will not reconnect you.
Signed,
Someone.
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Now, that was funny.
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After reading some of this guys website (some of which is genuinely funny), I think he seems to have a very high opinion of himself, his ability as a wordsmith and his comical talents.
To we comes across as a bit of a bully and the kind of guy who would eventually drive you totally nuts because he can answer even a simple question without being 'outrageously witty'.
I totally agree with andy_e's summary. So have a wad.
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:agree:
Although I did laugh until I cried with the God stuff. So I have wadded both.
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It is very hit and miss, I was a bit gutted the whole site didn't live up to the really good ones but there are enough gems on there to make it worth a look around.
I do agree the guy must be a nightmare in real life though, you'd never be able to have a conversation with him without wanting to smack him for being so 'witty'. :)
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Oops! :-[ Sorry about the terrible spelling, grammar and non-sensical sentences in my last post. Should have proof read it. I think you got the gist though . . .
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he is a rather love him or hate him kind of person but the sheer laughability of most of his things and the likelyhood of never having personal contact with him should be enough for most people.the blockbuster one is a personal favourite too