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Title: Free tickets for ShAFF 2011
Post by: ukb on February 23, 2011, 04:32:30 pm: Heason Events are giving away six free tickets for this year's ShAFF (http://www.shaff.co.uk) to UKB users.

To win one, answer this question correctly by PM to Shark:

- Who claimed who was drinking from what and eating what ... on the moon? And why?

First six correct replies win...
Title: Re: Free tickets for SHAFF 2011
Post by: lagerstarfish on February 23, 2011, 04:37:41 pm: Pink Anastasia
Title: Re: Free tickets for ShAFF 2011
Post by: Jaspersharpe on February 23, 2011, 04:49:54 pm: John Dunne, in the Ballroom, with the meat and potato pie.
Title: Re: Free tickets for ShAFF 2011
Post by: MattH on February 23, 2011, 05:23:16 pm: http://www.shaff.co.uk (http://www.shaff.co.uk) for more info and http://shaff.co.uk/content/11/watch-video (http://shaff.co.uk/content/11/watch-video) for Al Lee's awesome trailer.

Climbing films showing:

Climbing Films 1
5:00pm - Sat 5th Mar - Showroom One
3:30pm - Sun 6th Mar - Showroom Two
Duration: 105 minutes
A selection of the best climbing films of the year.
Crackoholic - 29 Minutes
Nouvelle Vague - 31 Minutes
Tuzgle - 21 Minutes
First Ascent - Brothers Wild - 24 Minutes

Climbing Films 2
9:00pm - Sat 5th Mar - Showroom Two
8:30pm - Sun 6th Mar - Showroom Five
Duration: 110 minutes
The Hardest Move - 17 Minutes
The Architect - 16 Minutes
Down And Out And Under - 17 Minutes
The Prophet - 41 Minutes
The Swiss Machine - 19 Minutes

The above sessions have been timed to allow folk to take part in / watch the various sessions at the CWIF and still get to the Showroom in time. Bust times listed on the website and in the programme. The CWIF Climb Down will also be in the bar at The Showroom on the Saturday night...

Cheers,
MattH
Title: Re: Free tickets for ShAFF 2011
Post by: shark on February 24, 2011, 09:02:11 am: Quote from: ukb on February 23, 2011, 04:32:30 pm
Heason Events are giving away six free tickets for this year's ShAFF (http://www.shaff.co.uk) to UKB users.

To win one, answer this question correctly by PM to Shark:

- Who claimed who was drinking from what and eating what ... on the moon? And why?

First six correct replies win...

No PM's so far....I knew Toby had made this too hard.

Clue #1 The quote is taken from the forums
Title: Re: Free tickets for ShAFF 2011
Post by: lagerstarfish on February 24, 2011, 09:59:57 am: I am regularly seen drinking coffee and eating cakes on my Moon pad - because I like it; many people might claim to have seen this

do I win £5 ?

Cake Guzzler of Heeley
Title: Re: Free tickets for SHAFF 2011
Post by: SA Chris on February 24, 2011, 10:30:22 am: Quote from: lagerstarfish on February 23, 2011, 04:37:41 pm
Pink Anastasia

I think the answer is one person, not two.
Title: Re: Free tickets for ShAFF 2011
Post by: shark on February 24, 2011, 11:11:41 am: I have received one correct answer :dance1:

Five more to go....
Title: Re: Free tickets for ShAFF 2011
Post by: shark on February 24, 2011, 11:26:47 am: Four more to go
Title: Re: Free tickets for ShAFF 2011
Post by: shark on February 24, 2011, 11:48:14 am: Three
Title: Re: Free tickets for ShAFF 2011
Post by: lagerstarfish on February 24, 2011, 11:53:46 am: Didn't we all accuse Sloper of sipping champagne out of a pink Anasazi and eating caviar with Richard Branson on the moon because he's a Tory cvnt?
Title: Re: Free tickets for ShAFF 2011
Post by: shark on February 24, 2011, 12:45:28 pm: Two
Title: Re: Free tickets for ShAFF 2011
Post by: shark on February 24, 2011, 01:15:40 pm: One left....One left....One left....One left....One left.... :whistle:
Title: Re: Free tickets for ShAFF 2011
Post by: shark on February 25, 2011, 08:37:06 am: Come on. :spank:

If no one PM's me today with the right answer I'm having the last ticket.
Title: Re: Free tickets for ShAFF 2011
Post by: lagerstarfish on February 25, 2011, 09:22:33 am: come on Jasper, I'm not going on my own

besides, I want to make a parody of those parody films by filming you going to the Sheffield Adult Film Festival
Title: Re: Free tickets for ShAFF 2011
Post by: shark on February 25, 2011, 09:40:30 am: Quote from: lagerstarfish on February 25, 2011, 09:22:33 am
come on Jasper, I'm not going on my own

I'm hurt. Don't you want to go with me? :'(
Title: Re: Free tickets for ShAFF 2011
Post by: lagerstarfish on February 25, 2011, 10:05:54 am: Shirley with all the sponsorship rolling in from UKB you can afford your own box at the cinema with champagne poured from platinum jugs by Kylie lookalikes.

Actually, I'd be happy to accompany you and help to keep your staff busy. I thought that you'd be more interested in the Adventure Film Festival rather than the Adult Film Festival, but I guess I was wrong.
Title: Re: Free tickets for ShAFF 2011
Post by: shark on February 25, 2011, 10:10:19 am: Handel - Hallelujah (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lG6qx-CAIzA&feature=related#)

The answer is Nige claimed Ioan Doyle drinks (http://ukbouldering.com/board/index.php/topic,10358.msg172952.html#msg172952) "a gallon of Cristal every hour from solid gold taps (which he leaves running) in a diamond mansion on the moon, pausing only to eat £50 note sandwiches. Courtesy of DMM."

Congratulations to Sidewinder, stevej, lagers, tommytwotone, Teaboy and Jasper for their adept use of the search function.

Be easiest if you select your film and time and PM Matt Heason (http://ukbouldering.com/board/index.php?action=profile;u=357) directly. ASAP please.

That was fun. What shall we play next ?
Title: Re: Free tickets for ShAFF 2011
Post by: Stubbs on February 25, 2011, 10:17:17 am: Worst. Quiz. Ever.
(http://www.mediabistro.com/unbeige/files/original/comic%20book%20guy.jpg)
Title: Re: Free tickets for ShAFF 2011
Post by: SA Chris on February 25, 2011, 10:40:09 am: Quote from: shark on February 25, 2011, 10:10:19 am

That was fun. What shall we play next ?

If anyone say Mornington Crescent I shall have to visit them and deliver a fatal stabbing.
Title: Re: Free tickets for ShAFF 2011
Post by: Jaspersharpe on February 25, 2011, 11:25:47 am: That "British Standards" thread is a fucking classic!
Title: Re: Free tickets for ShAFF 2011
Post by: Teaboy on February 25, 2011, 12:43:55 pm: The comp was worth running just to be reminded of that thread and that post. Now I just need to convince Mrs Teaboy that she wants to join me on a 120 mile round trip to watch a film on climbing. The alternative is that we go and watch one of those films showing cute natives whilst a patronising voice over talks in reverential tones about the delicate balance between man and nature or some shit.
Title: Re: Free tickets for ShAFF 2011
Post by: shark on February 25, 2011, 01:10:57 pm: Just bought tickets (had to wait a while before Showroom box office picked up phone) for me and Mrs Shark for the Climbing Films 2 on the Saturday at 9pm. See you in the bar after.
Title: Re: Free tickets for ShAFF 2011
Post by: tommytwotone on February 25, 2011, 01:22:08 pm: Quote from: shark on February 25, 2011, 01:10:57 pm
Just bought tickets (had to wait a while before Showroom box office picked up phone) for me and Mrs Shark for the Climbing Films 2 on the Saturday at 9pm. See you in the bar after.

That's what I've cashed in my freebie for - do I need to throw the UKB gang sign up in the bar to see who's there??
Title: Re: Free tickets for ShAFF 2011
Post by: slackline on February 25, 2011, 01:35:30 pm: Quote from: tommytwotone on February 25, 2011, 01:22:08 pm
do I need to throw the UKB gang sign up in the bar to see who's there??

All wear your t-shirt/sweater-with-hood. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Free tickets for ShAFF 2011
Post by: shark on February 25, 2011, 03:00:19 pm: Quote from: slack---line on February 25, 2011, 01:35:30 pm
Quote from: tommytwotone on February 25, 2011, 01:22:08 pm
do I need to throw the UKB gang sign up in the bar to see who's there??

All wear your t-shirt/sweater-with-hood. :thumbsup:

:goodidea:
Title: Re: Free tickets for ShAFF 2011
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on February 25, 2011, 09:39:52 pm: Quote from: SA Chris on February 25, 2011, 10:40:09 am
Quote from: shark on February 25, 2011, 10:10:19 am

That was fun. What shall we play next ?

If anyone say Mornington Crescent I shall have to visit them and deliver a fatal stabbing.

OK. In that case, "Murder in the Dark"
Title: Re: Free tickets for ShAFF 2011
Post by: lagerstarfish on February 25, 2011, 10:15:49 pm: sardines
Title: Re: Free tickets for ShAFF 2011
Post by: tommytwotone on February 26, 2011, 11:58:33 am: There's always the peg game, one clothes peg each, kudos for interesting / controversial attachment...one of the best I've seen is a peg attached to the back of a linesman during a Blyth Spartans game!
Title: Re: Free tickets for ShAFF 2011
Post by: SA Chris on February 26, 2011, 09:34:43 pm: Quote from: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on February 25, 2011, 09:39:52 pm
Quote from: SA Chris on February 25, 2011, 10:40:09 am
Quote from: shark on February 25, 2011, 10:10:19 am

That was fun. What shall we play next ?

If anyone say Mornington Crescent I shall have to visit them and deliver a fatal stabbing.

OK. In that case, "Murder in the Dark"

You are in stip. Please PM me your addresss so I can drop by.
Title: Re: Free tickets for ShAFF 2011
Post by: Peanuts on February 28, 2011, 09:52:36 am: Quote
That was fun. What shall we play next ?

Margaret ! .....