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the shizzle => shootin' the shit => the log pile => Topic started by: bowlderer on February 06, 2011, 09:10:12 pm
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Bouldering is, of course the best way to be a climber without the inconvenience of climbing. And lets be honest, most of you are doing it - at least some of the time.
For those who've not yet worked it out, here's a quick guide :rtfm:
- Spend lots of time hanging around places where climbers are. If questioned, you're not climbing today because you are 'injured'
- Read the books, watch the videos, learn the language
- Offer your services as a spotter and spend your time moaning about how you'd love to join in if only you weren't injured
- Owning several pairs of shoes is essential - of course as you never actually intend to climb in them you can save a considerable amount (and add authenticity) by buying second hand - the more blown out the better
So far, I find its working well. Have you tried it? Who else do you suspect? Are you/they getting away with it? Any spectacular failures?
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You're confusing me
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You're annoying me (not you Roberto)
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No. No-one. No. No.
:rtfm:
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I had sausage and bean casserole for dinner and am now drinking pastis and eating fizzy cola bottles.
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My birthday cake looks like a dinosaur and we've started eating it two days early. The dog was sick today.
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our cat smells like cat food
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I am a robot from the future sent back in time to rid the world of doritos
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My dog smells of wet fur and I just ate some salmon
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I own an assortment of pink dildos
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you're supposed to lie doyle :spank:
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you're supposed to lie doyle :spank:
He is, they are actually black.
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you're supposed to lie doyle :spank:
He is, they are actually black.
;D
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I am Spartacus
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I am Rod Hull
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My birthday cake looks like a dinosaur and we've started eating it two days early. The dog was sick today.
If your dog really was sick I am going to wad you for sheer randomness - I will also wad Doylo if he is telling the truth as I have shares in Ann summers and he is making me rich.
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My birthday cake looks like a dinosaur and we've started eating it two days early. The dog was sick today.
If your dog really was sick I am going to wad you for sheer randomness -
Its not random. You've obviously not been to one of his birthday parties....
(http://classicfun.ws/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/stoned-birthday-dog-party.jpg)
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My birthday cake looks like a dinosaur and we've started eating it two days early. The dog was sick today.
If your dog really was sick I am going to wad you for sheer randomness - I will also wad Doylo if he is telling the truth as I have shares in Ann summers and he is making me rich.
They're not Ann Summers. Ann Summers don't stock the Pink Mamba http://www.bondara.co.uk/dildos/pink/sbpa?gclid=COynp87U9KYCFY4f4QodSiYIHQ (http://www.bondara.co.uk/dildos/pink/sbpa?gclid=COynp87U9KYCFY4f4QodSiYIHQ)
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My birthday cake looks like a dinosaur and we've started eating it two days early. The dog was sick today.
If your dog really was sick I am going to wad you for sheer randomness -
Its not random. You've obviously not been to one of his birthday parties....
(http://cache2.asset-ca
che.net/xc/200460080-001.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=91F5CCEF208281FD08D3D0DCFDB3DA5DDCCF8D850A9E0942AB74958707027327B06BE52253F7D190)
(http://classicfun.ws/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/stoned-birthday-dog-party.jpg)
I can only assume that Nik is in that huddle of girls but because he is a stumpjack we can't see him... ;)
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The dog really was sick.
I'm the one in the stripey pants.
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You must have waxed well for that one.
I have fishy farts this morning.
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- Spend lots of time hanging around places where climbers are. If questioned, you're not climbing today because you are 'injured'
- Read the books, watch the videos, learn the language
- Offer your services as a spotter and spend your time moaning about how you'd love to join in if only you weren't injured
- Owning several pairs of shoes is essential - of course as you never actually intend to climb in them you can save a considerable amount (and add authenticity) by buying second hand - the more blown out the better
I think the problem you are having with injury is trying to progress too quickly. It is very easy to want to jump up the grades when you start off but you need to be aware that muscle strength can develop quickly whilst tendons take longer to become stronger. This imbalance can lead to injury, and thus standing around a lot moaning.[/list][/list]
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My olive tree has blown over.
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Fuck tomtom, that sucks big time. I feel your pain.
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Fuck tomtom, that sucks big time. I feel your pain.
Gutted. Fucking gutted. I'm going to have to *sniff* get up and pick it up again later. Man, I hope it never happens to anyone else out there..
(http://powodzenia.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/man-crying.jpg)
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My hovercraft is full of eels.
I will not buy this tobacconist, it is scratched.
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My hovercraft is full of eels.
I will not buy this tobacconist, it is scratched.
:spam: :off:
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back on topic
(apologies to everyone)
Legendary Climber (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_profilepage&v=pnq8-ihnJfw#)
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That's genius.
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My bike's back brake block's buggered .......
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My back plates are like Scammel wheel nuts.
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I ate the whole wheel of sheese
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I am the one and only, nobody I'd rather be.
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The neighbours cat that I've been feeding for the last few months was not waiting for me on the doorstep when I got home.
The bedroom light feels dimmer than normal. I'm sleepy.
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Climbing without the effort is like climbing like Probes, every movement slow and controlled, honed by years of experience and carried out by power.
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But my father, due to his large investment in the Farm Land refused to quit Zimbabwe for his country. Based on this reason he was arrested and imprisoned and as a result of his protracted sickness [Diabetics] he died in Manfe prison on 19 sept 2002. May his gentle soul rest in perfect peace.
After his death, all efforts by my mother who is a Zimbabwean to secure most of my father's investment was frustrated by the President Mugabes Government. Towards this end my mother discovered an original certificate of deposit for a trunk box containing the sum of USD9,000,000.00 ( Nine million U.S.Dollars) deposited by my late father in custody of a security trust company in Dubai, UAE. The money belonged to the White Farmers Association [W. F. A] which my late father was the Founder/President with the help of my maternal uncle who was a Comissioner in Zimbabwe.
We are able to trace the security trust company to Dubai [U.A.E] where the box containing the money is presently deposited, declared as Family Jewellries and Antiquities as to avoid raising any eye brow from the authority here. All documented proofs in respect of this deposited consignment are in my pocession.
As it is, I am looking for a reliable partner who can help me safe-guide and invest this money very prudently in his company as advised by my mother. 20% of this money will be given to you while 5% will be set aside for miscellanous expenses that we may incure during the process.
Also note that this transaction is 100% risk free, you may also be required to come to Dubai if need be on indication of your interest. Please confirm your interest on this transaction and contact me on my email address; newcustomer@lagerstarfish-industries.com
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:spam: :P
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I once got a Kit Kat that was all chocolate.
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No wonder handbags were carefully searched as the public entered -- the Fashion Week security team did not want PETA or other animal rights activists to spoil the party. In a departure for Mendel, models also wore his footwear, resplendent in full-length, deerskin cuissardes under satin or velvet skirts. Mendel said he transforms fur, perhaps the most ancient material for warm clothing, into an easy-to-wear item. "It isn't as heavy as in the past. I break it down, I mount it on silk, I mix the leathers," he told AFP. "Today I have a fashion house," he said, but the materials are something that he literally grew up with, playing as a child in the special refrigerated room where his father and grandfather kept their furs. "I took naps in piles of sable," he remembered. He has lived in the United States for 30 years and is a New York Fashion Week veteran, but still nervous. "All the excitement is overwhelming, but it's truly a pleasure, I don't know. I'm still waiting for the results -- the crowd's reaction -- what they are going to think about the collection," Mendel said before his show. He needn't have worried. "The drape of it was great, all well done!" one man reacted after seeing the creations.at Hillingham at eight o'clock. It was a lovely morning.
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I'm having a large piece of butter shortbread with my morning coffee.
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My cat looks like Elvis
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I'm having a large piece of butter shortbread with my morning coffee.
getting your excuses in early?
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Excuse me, is this the crossword clue thread? (4,3)
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Fuck Off ?
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Choking on my cock provides palindromic joke (3)
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Excuse me, is this the crossword clue thread? (4,3)
Fuck Off ?
I though that if you guess the answer you are supposed to post a new clue.
eg.
Topic Creator told to fuck off for having phallic cranium(4,4)
(Corrected spelling)
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Fuck Offf?
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Topic Creator told to fuck off for having falic cranium(4,4)
Dick head told to learn to spell phallic. (4,3)
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ROFL LOL?
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Topic Creator told to fuck off for having falic cranium(4,4)
Dick head told to learn to spell phallic. (4,3)
Lesson learnt, reply corrected. :spank:
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Topic Creator told to fuck off for having falic cranium(4,4)
Dick head told to learn to spell phallic. (4,3)
Fuck Off?
(these are easy).
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Choking on my cock provides palindromic joke (3)
gag
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Are you certain the door is securely closed Dr Watson?
(8,6)
:)
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Excrement cleared up. (2,4)
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Sir Alex Fergusson (7 - across, 4 down, sharing 2nd letter)
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red-faced wanker ?
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Nearly... you're out a tad with the letter count. The common letter is a U. I believe the words in question have been known to be part of Jaspers extensive vocabulary...
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You could also replace Alex Burgersson with Bono, Michael Boubleywhatsit or George Osbourne... they all work equally well..
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nope, no idea
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Nearly... you're out a tad with the letter count.
Ah, I thought you meant this was the clues for 7 across and 4 down and had forgotten to put a letter count in
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Close... clue. Its not 'Bumhole runt' either.. fitting but not correct...
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I found this... (http://www.dontpaniconline.com/magazine/arts/swear-word-crossword) for all you crossword kids out there. Word.
(http://www.dontpaniconline.com/media/magazine/output/mag-1276593605.jpg)
Across
2. Urinary Fluster (4,5)
5. A long deep cut (4)
7. Large deposit of fat in the male chest area (5)
9. Spectator sport involving motor vehicles (7)
10. A mean or obnoxious person (4)
12. To procreate (4)
13. Humorous response where a noun-phrase was expected (4,3)
15. Sharp stabbing wind-up (5,5)
16. Residing at the end of an Egyptian mammal (5,3)
17. Male ejaculatory substance
18. Exclamation on making an error (8 )
19. Oriental window to the soul (4,3)
Down
1. Handle Rider (4,6)
3. Reproductive organ with substantial thigh-slapping length and girth (7)
4. When combined with "the," used to describe something that is the best, the greatest (4)
6. Sausage and bap massage (3,4)
7. Could be mistaken for a hinge (5)
8. Bovine soft furnishings (4, 8 )
11. Windy employment (7)
14. Tempting female below the age of consent (8 )
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repetitive drum aids navigation (6)
hard-on loses diamorphine and gets messed up like potter (5)