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Title: Bye bye Jacko
Post by: Mike Tyson on June 25, 2009, 11:14:13 pm: Poor old Michael Jackson has popped his bad invincible clogs :'(

Shaa moan mother fucker.
Title: Re: Bye bye Jacko
Post by: chillax on June 25, 2009, 11:29:10 pm: Unconfirmed? :-\
Title: Re: Bye bye Jacko
Post by: Mike Tyson on June 25, 2009, 11:36:50 pm: Apparently a confirmed heart attack/cardiac arrest, tis all over Sky news, for what it's worth.
Title: Re: Bye bye Jacko
Post by: Houdini on June 25, 2009, 11:39:23 pm: Yeah, fucking some 14 year old hottie no doubt!
Title: Re: Bye bye Jacko
Post by: GCW on June 25, 2009, 11:43:19 pm: Whilst I wouldn't go as far as saying "good riddance", I'm not that bothered by this "news". He was a right weirdo.

Off to pen some jokes now.....
Title: Re: Bye bye Jacko
Post by: andy_e on June 25, 2009, 11:48:33 pm: Quote from: Houdini on June 25, 2009, 11:39:23 pm
Yeah, fucking some 14 year old hottie no doubt!

He walked into a nursery but he went a different sort of stiff to usual

(sorry!)
Title: Re: Bye bye Jacko
Post by: Houdini on June 25, 2009, 11:49:56 pm: Smooth Criminal!
Title: Re: Bye bye Jacko
Post by: GCW on June 26, 2009, 12:01:26 am: Apparently Michael Jackson collapsed and died in the company of a young lad.

Not the first time he was finished off by a 12 year old.
Title: Re: Bye bye Jacko
Post by: Houdini on June 26, 2009, 12:02:14 am: Aoooow!
Title: Re: Bye bye Jacko
Post by: GCW on June 26, 2009, 12:04:31 am: Early reports suggest his heart stopped.

Not his first Arrest relating to kids.
Title: Re: Bye bye Jacko
Post by: GCW on June 26, 2009, 12:08:14 am: Latest reports suggest Wacko's demise may be related to his pet Chimp.

A spokesman said "he's forever blowing Bubbles".

Sorry........
Title: Re: Bye bye Jacko
Post by: GCW on June 26, 2009, 12:18:01 am: Last one for now....

A 7 year old witnessed Michael Jacksons collapse.
She said "When Michael went down I just fainted. I've no idea what came over me"
Title: Re: Bye bye Jacko
Post by: superfurrymonkey on June 26, 2009, 12:31:56 am: Do you think they'll cremate him or will they recycle him :-\ Cremations gotta be BAD with all that plastic he's made of hasn't it?
Title: Re: Bye bye Jacko
Post by: tomtom on June 26, 2009, 07:05:51 am: Apparently he had a heart attack when a kids parent said 'I wont let your ~~son~~ sun go down on me...'
Title: Re: Bye bye Jacko
Post by: meatball on June 26, 2009, 07:35:42 am: whats the difference between jacko and alex ferguson? Ferguson will still beplayin giggs next season...
Title: Re: Bye bye Jacko
Post by: Somebody's Fool on June 26, 2009, 07:55:42 am: It's the fans I feel sorry for. And not necessarily because Jacko's just died.

"In Hollywood, fans wanting to honor Jackson could not get to his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame because it was blocked by a movie premiere. Instead, many went to the star of former KABC radio talk show host Michael Jackson." - LA Times.
Title: Re: Bye bye Jacko
Post by: dave on June 26, 2009, 08:49:39 am: i was going to say its tragic since he'll now never make another awesome record, but then again thats been the case since 1991 anyway.
Title: Re: Bye bye Jacko
Post by: Plattsy on June 26, 2009, 09:01:29 am: Not so well Jackson.
Title: Re: Bye bye Jacko
Post by: cofe on June 26, 2009, 09:27:47 am: (http://www.operations.mod.uk/images/bibp03_tn.jpg)

RIP.
Title: Re: Bye bye Jacko
Post by: Johnny Brown on June 26, 2009, 09:55:28 am: At least he'll be able to hang out with his main man Ronnay Barkay again.
Title: Re: Bye bye Jacko
Post by: dave on June 26, 2009, 09:57:40 am: i bet uri geller will be crying into his bowl of spoons.

mutherfuckin spoon lover.
Title: Re: Bye bye Jacko
Post by: slackline on June 26, 2009, 10:01:35 am: Hahahahaha, Sickipedia.org (http://www.sickipedia.org/) is down, presumably because there is sooo many people posting and looking for MJ jokes :lol:
Title: Re: Bye bye Jacko
Post by: Serpico on June 26, 2009, 10:05:25 am: Quote from: superfurrymonkey on June 26, 2009, 12:31:56 am
Do you think they'll cremate him or will they recycle him :-\ Cremations gotta be BAD with all that plastic he's made of hasn't it?

Apparently he's going to be recycled into Tesco shopping bags as they're also white, plastic and dangerous for kids to play with.
Title: Re: Bye bye Jacko
Post by: magpie on June 26, 2009, 10:27:32 am: Given that Michael Jackson was recently reported to be suffering from skin cancer, the coroner is not sure yet if the real cause of death should be blamed on the sunshine... or the moonlight, the good times or the boogie, but at this time he suspects it was the boogie.
Title: Re: Bye bye Jacko
Post by: andy_e on June 26, 2009, 10:39:11 am: This thread is a gold mine of bad taste. Keep them coming! :lol:
Title: Re: Bye bye Jacko
Post by: andy_e on June 26, 2009, 10:44:02 am: Michael Jackson has cancelled all his upcoming dates...

They were James (age 11) and Thomas (age 9).
Title: Re: Bye bye Jacko
Post by: andy_e on June 26, 2009, 10:45:09 am: What's the difference between Jacko and Alex Ferguson?

Alex Ferguson will still be playing Giggs next season.
Title: Re: Bye bye Jacko
Post by: GCW on June 26, 2009, 10:51:03 am: Quote from: meatball on June 26, 2009, 07:35:42 am
whats the difference between jacko and alex ferguson? Ferguson will still beplayin giggs next season...

Quote from: andi_e on June 26, 2009, 10:45:09 am
What's the difference between Jacko and Alex Ferguson?
Alex Ferguson will still be playing Giggs next season.

I think Meatball told that one better, you just ain't got the timing Andi.
Title: Re: Bye bye Jacko
Post by: lagerstarfish on June 26, 2009, 10:58:34 am: Remember this?

(http://photos.commongate.com/12/49107_82z5yzre14_m.jpg)

Funnily enough there is one just the same (http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Sechrist-Hyperbaric-Chamber-2500B-2500-B-PRISTINE_W0QQitemZ250448061125QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?hash=item3a4fde22c5&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=65%3A12%7C66%3A2%7C39%3A1%7C72%3A1683%7C240%3A1318%7C301%3A1%7C293%3A1%7C294%3A50) on ebay at the mo ::)

Yes, I was about to post up a comedy spoof auction of the same item, but when I saw that life had outdone fiction in the strangeness stakes I couldn't carry on
Title: Re: Bye bye Jacko
Post by: Jaspersharpe on June 26, 2009, 11:06:14 am: What a coincidence Farah Fawcett and Michael Jackson dying on the same day. One played with Majors and the other played with minors.
Title: Re: Bye bye Jacko
Post by: slackline on June 26, 2009, 11:11:39 am: Who would have thought that such a fit family as the Jacksons have hereditary heart disease?

Doctors have said they have identified the defect now known as Billy Gene
Title: Re: Bye bye Jacko
Post by: slackline on June 26, 2009, 11:12:03 am: The reports of Michael Jackson having a heart attack are incorrect! He has been found in the childrens ward having a stroke.
Title: Re: Bye bye Jacko
Post by: Houdini on June 26, 2009, 11:38:54 am: Quote from: cofe on June 26, 2009, 09:27:47 am
(http://www.operations.mod.uk/images/bibp03_tn.jpg)

Quite a recent shot this, you can see he's in the latter stages of the skin-lightening disease.
Title: Re: Bye bye Jacko
Post by: slackline on June 26, 2009, 11:42:33 am: 20% off Jackson Five reunion tour tickets.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney films?
Disney films can still touch kids

What do Newcastle United and Michael Jackson have in common??
It doesn't matter if you're black or white, they both went down in 2009!

There are unconfirmed reports of people hearing Thriller playing backwards from the morgue.
Apparently he's de-composing.
Title: Re: Bye bye Jacko
Post by: GCW on June 26, 2009, 11:52:00 am: It seems Jacko is going to be melted down and made into candles so that children can continue to blow him.
Title: Re: Bye bye Jacko
Post by: MattW on June 26, 2009, 12:06:07 pm: I just phoned the O2 helpline to get a refund on my MJ tickets....they told me to beat it.
Title: Re: Bye bye Jacko
Post by: slackline on June 26, 2009, 01:07:41 pm: Everyone making Michael Jackson jokes should take a long hard look at the man in the mirror..
Title: Re: Bye bye Jacko
Post by: slackline on June 26, 2009, 01:33:30 pm: (http://slack.ser.man.ac.uk/files/pics/recycled.bmp)
Title: Re: Bye bye Jacko
Post by: butters on June 26, 2009, 01:44:17 pm: Micheal Jackson diodn't die of a heart attack - he died of food poisoning after eating some 12 year old nuts.

bluebrad
Title: Re: Bye bye Jacko
Post by: slackline on June 26, 2009, 01:51:57 pm: Los Angeles police have now been round to Michael Jackson's Neverland ranch this afternoon. It is being reported that they
found Class A drugs in his kitchen, Class B drugs in his bathroom and Class 4C in his bedroom.

Jockeys at Aintree are going to wear black armbands out of respect for Michael Jackson who successfully rode more 3 year olds than anyone in living memory.
Title: Re: Bye bye Jacko
Post by: Mr Cat on June 26, 2009, 01:53:36 pm: Farrah Fawcett arrived in heaven and God granted her one wish.

She wished for all the children in the world to be safe.

Seconds later, Michael Jackson dropped dead
Title: Re: Bye bye Jacko
Post by: slackline on June 26, 2009, 01:59:35 pm: The BBC got this one wrong World mourns pop legend Jackson (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8120606.stm)

It should be World takes the piss out of dead peado (http://ukbouldering.com/board/index.php/topic,11999.0.html)
Title: Re: Bye bye Jacko
Post by: slackline on June 26, 2009, 02:26:43 pm: From b3ta.com (http://www.b3ta.com)

This is fucking genius
(http://heady.co.uk/b3ta/mj_bodyworlds.jpg)

...and lots more...

(http://www.b3tards.com/u/037e58b9e054b3c8dd7b/moonwalk.gif)
(http://www.b3tards.com/u/a609ede35986cfd048a1/jacko-toe-tag.jpg)
(http://www.b3tards.com/u/febeaaf70813c5a97dfd/deadticket.jpg)
(http://i44.tinypic.com/27yai2q.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v232/cloudedandconfused2004/MJcoff_X.gif)
(http://www.b3tards.com/u/83eb5a530de2090d7838/michaelsnose1.gif)
(http://heady.co.uk/b3ta/mjtoast.jpg)
(http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/7236/uurgh.jpg)
(http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/1205/33095288.gif)
Title: Re: Bye bye Jacko
Post by: Bubba on June 26, 2009, 02:39:51 pm: Quote from: slack---line on June 26, 2009, 01:59:35 pm
The BBC got this one wrong World mourns pop legend Jackson (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8120606.stm)

It should be World takes the piss out of dead peado (http://ukbouldering.com/board/index.php/topic,11999.0.html)

Don't get me wrong, this topic has had me in stitches (especially that last b3ta pic :) ) but I do genuinely feel a pang of sadness about his death :(
Title: Re: Bye bye Jacko
Post by: slackline on June 26, 2009, 02:46:32 pm: Quote from: Bubba on June 26, 2009, 02:39:51 pm
Quote from: slack---line on June 26, 2009, 01:59:35 pm
The BBC got this one wrong World mourns pop legend Jackson (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8120606.stm)

It should be World takes the piss out of dead peado (http://ukbouldering.com/board/index.php/topic,11999.0.html)

Don't get me wrong, this topic has had me in stitches (especially that last b3ta pic :) ) but I do genuinely feel a pang of sadness about his death :(

Seems Gary Glitter doesn't share your sadness...

(http://www.b3tards.com/u/ad00c9d839b7d1772d52/addressbook.gif)

On a more serious note he did perform and write some amazingly good songs, but in that aspect he died about 15-20 years ago and has been a bit of a joke since then.
Title: Re: Bye bye Jacko
Post by: GraemeA on June 26, 2009, 02:54:24 pm: You alright Bubba ;)
Title: Re: Bye bye Jacko
Post by: Bubba on June 26, 2009, 03:02:10 pm: Quote from: slack---line on June 26, 2009, 02:46:32 pm
Seems Gary Glitter doesn't share your sadness...
I reckon somebody will go for it on ebay for real :)

Quote from: GraemeA on June 26, 2009, 02:54:24 pm
You alright Bubba ;)
Yeah :lol:

Watching this makes me feel kinda sad for the guy though - things could have turned out so much better for him

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfJu_Bom2sA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfJu_Bom2sA)

And apart from that "Billy Jean" and [noembed]"Black or White" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dg9x2-UKDsk)[/noembed] are two of my favourite pop songs ever. And I still remember the impact the Thriller video had back in the day - I know that's lost on people less than 30/40 but at the time it was revolutionary.
Title: Re: Bye bye Jacko
Post by: dave on June 26, 2009, 03:03:42 pm: you can't fault jacko's generosity either - he was always splashing out on the kids.
Title: Re: Bye bye Jacko
Post by: rich d on June 26, 2009, 03:18:23 pm: It turns out that his last request was to be melted down and made into an etchasketch.
That way kids can still fiddle with his knob.
Title: Re: Bye bye Jacko
Post by: superfurrymonkey on June 26, 2009, 03:26:01 pm: Michael Jackson died of shock after finding out Boyz II Men was a band not a delivery service.
Title: Re: Bye bye Jacko
Post by: magpie on June 26, 2009, 04:08:10 pm: Quote from: Bubba on June 26, 2009, 03:02:10 pm
Watching this makes me feel kinda sad for the guy though - things could have turned out so much better for him
I know what you mean, Bubba, I have a huge amount of sympathy for the boy he was, but not the man he became.

Shit, that's a bit profound for a Friday afternoon. Hang on, I'll go dig out another sick joke to make up for it. ;)
Title: Re: Bye bye Jacko
Post by: slackline on June 26, 2009, 04:29:12 pm: Apparently Radio 1 asked their listeners to text in one word that summed up Michael Jackson, I don't think they thought it through very carefully though....

[img]http://i39.tinypic.com/2r73oxz.jpg[/url]

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Bye bye Jacko
Post by: Somebody's Fool on June 26, 2009, 05:54:58 pm: Does anyone remember those numbskull vigilantes who torched a paediatricians house while merrily waving their misspelled banners?
Title: Re: Bye bye Jacko
Post by: slackline on June 26, 2009, 07:26:38 pm: Quote from: slack---line on June 26, 2009, 04:29:12 pm
Apparently Radio 1 asked their listeners to text in one word that summed up Michael Jackson, I don't think they thought it through very carefully though....

(http://i39.tinypic.com/2r73oxz.jpg)

:lol: :lol: :lol:

:oops:

Michael Jackson's girlfriend is devastated by his death, she was overheard telling reporters "First my parents leave me in Portugal.... and now this!!!"

www.deadmichaeljacksonjokes.com (http://www.deadmichaeljacksonjokes.com/)
Title: Re: Bye bye Jacko
Post by: lagerstarfish on June 26, 2009, 07:43:30 pm: Quote from: Somebody's Fool on June 26, 2009, 05:54:58 pm
Does anyone remember those numbskull vigilantes who torched a paediatricians house while merrily waving their misspelled banners?

This one? (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/901723.stm)

Numpties.
Title: Re: Bye bye Jacko
Post by: mini on June 27, 2009, 07:51:44 am: I did hear that the heart attack was triggered by a bad fall as he tripped over a pram whilst making a quick escape from the children's ward of the local hospital.

Doctors say its too early to blame it on the buggy!
Title: Re: Bye bye Jacko
Post by: Houdini on June 27, 2009, 11:27:53 am: (http://www.deadmichaeljacksonjokes.com/img/bootieliciouss.gif)
Title: Re: Bye bye Jacko
Post by: lagerstarfish on June 29, 2009, 08:51:55 am: Now we know

(http://jknujknu1.googlepages.com/ole0.bmp)
Title: Re: Bye bye Jacko
Post by: dave on June 29, 2009, 09:00:33 am: Quote from: lagerstarfish on June 29, 2009, 08:51:55 am
Now we know

(http://jknujknu1.googlepages.com/ole0.bmp)

Quote from: slack---line on June 26, 2009, 02:26:43 pm
(http://i44.tinypic.com/27yai2q.jpg)

so funny they posted it twice.
Title: Re: Bye bye Jacko
Post by: Houdini on June 29, 2009, 09:05:20 am: Getting :yawn: of him now.

Spurious fellow: sold 750 million records and died dozens of millions of $$$ in debt; and a junky.

The best bit just has to be the naming of his children either Prince Michael or after himself ...
Title: Re: Bye bye Jacko
Post by: dave on June 29, 2009, 09:07:04 am: I never understood why he named his kid after Prince.
Title: Re: Bye bye Jacko
Post by: Nibile on June 29, 2009, 04:25:01 pm: well i think he lived a thrilling life, and i also think that he's been bad (very very bad), but i don't think we can blame the sunshine or the boogie. i think that it's been his bad companies, like that dirty diana and the girl who kept saying the kid was his own.
anyway, when you're moonwalking in the golden fields, it don't matter anymore if you're black or white, it only matters if you've been both.
addio bastardo.
Title: Re: Bye bye Jacko
Post by: Houdini on June 30, 2009, 07:06:14 pm: McDonalds are dedicating a burger to MJ, called the McJackson

It's a 50 year old piece of meat inbetween 8 year old buns :whistle:
Title: Re: Bye bye Jacko
Post by: lagerstarfish on June 30, 2009, 08:32:13 pm: Quote from: lagerstarfish on June 26, 2009, 10:58:34 am
Remember this?

(http://photos.commongate.com/12/49107_82z5yzre14_m.jpg)

Funnily enough there is one just the same (http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Sechrist-Hyperbaric-Chamber-2500B-2500-B-PRISTINE_W0QQitemZ250448061125QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?hash=item3a4fde22c5&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=65%3A12%7C66%3A2%7C39%3A1%7C72%3A1683%7C240%3A1318%7C301%3A1%7C293%3A1%7C294%3A50) on ebay at the mo ::)

Quote from: me
Dear qualitymed2000,

This looks like the same model that the late Michael Jackson used to have. Is it the same one?

- lagerstarfish

Quote from: Dylan at bargain medical supplies
Dear lagerstarfish,

Yes it is the same model. Also PLEASE NOTE!! WE just found additional paperwork inside the unit stating that the acrylic window has been replaced in 1996. We are updating the auction now with a picture of the new paperwork. Thanks.. Dylan

- qualitymed2000

A must for all die hard MJ fans, shirley?
Title: Re: Bye bye Jacko
Post by: SA Chris on July 07, 2009, 10:47:50 am: Given that he has been dead for over a week now, he must finally be getting a bit bad.
Title: Re: Bye bye Jacko
Post by: slackline on July 07, 2009, 01:37:04 pm: He's a bit wooden now (http://cbs13.com/local/michael.jackson.tree.2.1072797.html)

(http://llnw.image.cbslocal.com/22/2009/07/06/320x240/thumb_1246861119483_0p9912754103163153.jpg)

Can't say I see the similarity there myself though, but I'd be interested to know what drugs Felix Stockton can supply :lol:
Title: Re: Bye bye Jacko
Post by: dave on July 07, 2009, 01:39:43 pm: fucking idiots.
Title: Re: Bye bye Jacko
Post by: highrepute on July 07, 2009, 03:43:52 pm: I don't see it. am i being stupid?

On a related note...

http://www.eternalmoonwalk.com/alex-gabriels-8ep (http://www.eternalmoonwalk.com/alex-gabriels-8ep)
Title: Re: Bye bye Jacko
Post by: GCW on July 07, 2009, 03:53:21 pm: He's not crossed over yet (http://new.uk.music.yahoo.com/blogs/guestlist/22059/is-this-the-ghost-of-michael-jackson/)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Am67-Sew7k (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Am67-Sew7k)
Title: Re: Bye bye Jacko
Post by: clm on July 07, 2009, 08:34:34 pm: The jacko memorial is on telly - its the most fucked up thing ive seen for a long time.
Title: Re: Bye bye Jacko
Post by: Stubbs on July 07, 2009, 08:48:54 pm: When that dude at the end said 'join us' and that they were going to do a song from the London shows, all I could think about was Thriller...
Title: Re: Bye bye Jacko
Post by: Houdini on July 08, 2009, 09:33:28 am: 'Join Us' ??!!

They should all join Jackson. Fucking moron vampires w/ the extraordinary ability to forget MJ bribed kids to keep schtumm about what happened in Neverland. MJ is better off dead. Freak.
Title: Re: Bye bye Jacko
Post by: Jaspersharpe on July 08, 2009, 09:47:33 am: Well said.
Title: Re: Bye bye Jacko
Post by: BB on July 08, 2009, 09:52:59 am: Quote from: dave on June 29, 2009, 09:07:04 am
I never understood why he named his kid after Prince.

Didn't Prince promptly change his name after he found out?
Title: Re: Bye bye Jacko
Post by: Jaspersharpe on July 08, 2009, 09:55:19 am: Courtesy of Bubba. This article (http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/michael-jackson-bad-and-very-dangerous-1731258.html) is worth reading for those in any doubt.
Title: Re: Bye bye Jacko
Post by: dave on July 08, 2009, 10:09:19 am: I'm be interested in phil collins's take on all this.

(http://doctorvee.co.uk/images/nonce-sense.jpg)
Title: Re: Bye bye Jacko
Post by: clm on July 08, 2009, 10:10:05 am: The article neatly summarised by a friends facebook status...

All of these people who keep saying "Well yes, Michael Jackson fucked kids but he was a great singer," make me sick. No one mentions what a good caretaker Ian Huntley was, or what a cracking builder Fred West was or what a safe wagon driver Peter Sutcliffe was.
Title: Re: Bye bye Jacko
Post by: SA Chris on July 08, 2009, 10:14:32 am: Indded. Apparently Adolf Hitler was a gifted painter, but strangely there wasn't a retrospective of his work at the Tate after he popped his jackboots.
Title: Re: Bye bye Jacko
Post by: lagerstarfish on July 08, 2009, 10:19:46 am: Quote from: SA Chris on July 08, 2009, 10:14:32 am
Indded. Apparently Adolf Hitler was a gifted painter, but strangely there wasn't a retrospective of his work at the Tate after he popped his jackboots.

It's not too late to rectify this...
Title: Re: Bye bye Jacko
Post by: dave on July 08, 2009, 10:28:00 am: Quote from: clm on July 08, 2009, 10:10:05 am
The article neatly summarised by a friends facebook status...

All of these people who keep saying "Well yes, Michael Jackson fucked kids but he was a great singer," make me sick. No one mentions what a good caretaker Ian Huntley was, or what a cracking builder Fred West was or what a safe wagon driver Peter Sutcliffe was.

similarly I don't think "Its Good To Be Back" will be racing to number one when gary glitter dies.
Title: Re: Bye bye Jacko
Post by: SA Chris on July 08, 2009, 11:01:44 am: Have a look at the Amazon bestseller charts - why the fuck is everyone buying his albums now that he is dead - there are 8 in the top ten? Most of them were shit before, they are still shit now, and they sure as hell aren't going to get any better.
Title: Re: Bye bye Jacko
Post by: slackline on July 08, 2009, 11:04:15 am: I reckon it was pre-meditated suicide to clear his debts which were spiralling out of control.
Title: Re: Bye bye Jacko
Post by: dave on July 08, 2009, 11:08:49 am: it could be a reggie perrin-style faking of his own death.
Title: Re: Bye bye Jacko
Post by: SA Chris on July 08, 2009, 12:00:25 pm: I hope not. Reckon it was a way of getting out of all those tour dates he comitted to?
Title: Re: Bye bye Jacko
Post by: slackline on July 08, 2009, 12:04:00 pm: Quote from: SA Chris on July 08, 2009, 12:00:25 pm
I hope not. Reckon it was a way of getting out of all those tour dates he comitted to?

...which he'd have made a killing from as they sold out, so tons of cash there, but after chatting with the accountant, not enough to cover the 5 millionth nose reconstruction and pay off the latest round of kids and their families.
Title: Re: Bye bye Jacko
Post by: Sloper on July 08, 2009, 01:06:59 pm: Quote from: clm on July 08, 2009, 10:10:05 am
The article neatly summarised by a friends facebook status...

All of these people who keep saying "Well yes, Michael Jackson fucked kids but he was a great singer," make me sick. No one mentions what a good caretaker Ian Huntley was, or what a cracking builder Fred West was or what a safe wagon driver Peter Sutcliffe was.

classic
Title: Re: Bye bye Jacko
Post by: Houdini on July 08, 2009, 01:40:12 pm: http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/301ae011b3/michael-jackson-is-dead (http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/301ae011b3/michael-jackson-is-dead)
Title: Re: Bye bye Jacko
Post by: BB on July 08, 2009, 01:42:38 pm: Quote from: lagerstarfish on July 08, 2009, 10:19:46 am
Quote from: SA Chris on July 08, 2009, 10:14:32 am
Indded. Apparently Adolf Hitler was a gifted painter, but strangely there wasn't a retrospective of his work at the Tate after he popped his jackboots.

It's not too late to rectify this...

Maybe a second European tour. The last one was cut short.
Title: Re: Bye bye Jacko
Post by: Houdini on July 08, 2009, 01:44:34 pm: funnyordie.com/videos/301ae011b3/michael-jackson-is-dead

For some reason it's not loading/embedding. Add www. to the above and paste in yr browser window.
Title: Re: Bye bye Jacko
Post by: slackline on July 09, 2009, 12:36:38 pm: Quote from: Noel Gallagher on the radio this morning apparently
This Michael Jackson thing is going on a bit long who do they think he is…………….. Jade Goody
Title: Re: Bye bye Jacko
Post by: Houdini on July 10, 2009, 11:00:29 am: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELyTBXzfQJ8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELyTBXzfQJ8)
Title: Re: Bye bye Jacko
Post by: Duma on July 12, 2009, 02:07:04 am: good post on all the bullshit
http://sharonastyk.com/2009/07/07/stop-all-the-clocks-mourning-without-object/ (http://sharonastyk.com/2009/07/07/stop-all-the-clocks-mourning-without-object/)