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Title: What do you think of the 'people' on UKB
Post by: Somepeople... on April 20, 2009, 09:08:57 pm: I, AND A FEW FRIENDS THINK THAT ALMOST ALL OF YOU ARE COMPLETE AND UTTER DICKS!!!!!!

:agree: :agree: :agree: :agree: :agree: :agree:
Title: Re: What do you think of the 'people' on UKB
Post by: andy_e on April 20, 2009, 09:10:24 pm: Epic fail

lol!

lol
Title: Re: What do you think of the 'people' on UKB
Post by: robertostallioni on April 20, 2009, 09:12:39 pm: I am an absolute cock, but Houdini is a right cunt.
Title: Re: What do you think of the 'people' on UKB
Post by: andy_e on April 20, 2009, 09:15:18 pm: GCW is a ratbastard.

not seen you around in a while stallion? in hiding?
Title: Re: What do you think of the 'people' on UKB
Post by: robertostallioni on April 20, 2009, 09:17:29 pm: You aint seen me, right?

(Till thursday at the depot, bobby big-spuds.)
Title: Re: What do you think of the 'people' on UKB
Post by: andy_e on April 20, 2009, 09:19:13 pm: pfft. evenings are now for caley. (plus i can't get to the teapot)
Title: Re: What do you think of the 'people' on UKB
Post by: GCW on April 20, 2009, 09:26:04 pm: This is sooooo ~~UKC~~ RedTips. lol :lol:
Title: Re: What do you think of the 'people' on UKB
Post by: lagerstarfish on April 20, 2009, 09:26:26 pm: Quote from: Somepeople... on April 20, 2009, 09:08:57 pm
I, AND A FEW FRIENDS THINK THAT ALMOST ALL OF YOU HAVE HUGE DICKS!!!!!!

:agree:

How did you know?
Title: Re: What do you think of the 'people' on UKB
Post by: chummer on April 20, 2009, 09:28:16 pm: :lol: Ha!! Classic!!Brilliant post somepeople, but i prefer to be called a fucking twat or a tosser, or a fucking toss pot, or fuckface, or twat face, but you still made me laugh, nice one for cheering me up. :thumbsup: Keep posting!
Title: Re: What do you think of the 'people' on UKB
Post by: andy_e on April 20, 2009, 09:30:06 pm: Quote from: chummer on April 20, 2009, 09:28:16 pm
tosser, or a fucking toss pot, or fuckface, or twat face,

fuckpot? tossface? fucktwat? potface?
Title: Re: What do you think of the 'people' on UKB
Post by: andy popp on April 20, 2009, 09:32:27 pm: We've been rumbled lads.
Title: Re: What do you think of the 'people' on UKB
Post by: Fiend on April 20, 2009, 09:33:21 pm: Should be in News, or a sticky.
Title: Re: What do you think of the 'people' on UKB
Post by: Averageman on April 20, 2009, 09:38:37 pm: Hey Somepeople or are you onepeople or oneperson or someperson or the sameperson as somepeople?.
Title: Re: What do you think of the 'people' on UKB
Post by: andy_e on April 20, 2009, 09:38:57 pm: Quote from: Fiend on April 20, 2009, 09:33:21 pm
Should be in News, or a sticky.
or at least have a poll
Title: Re: What do you think of the 'people' on UKB
Post by: magpie on April 20, 2009, 09:42:59 pm: I think most of you are alright actually. :hug:
Title: Re: What do you think of the 'people' on UKB
Post by: SA Chris on April 20, 2009, 09:48:25 pm: Quote from: Somepeople... on April 20, 2009, 09:08:57 pm
I, AND A FEW FRIENDS THINK THAT ALMOST ALL OF YOU ARE COMPLETE AND UTTER DICKS!!!!!!

You must be confusing me with someone who gives a flying fuck what you think.

:agree: :agree: :agree: :agree: :agree: :agree:
Title: Re: What do you think of the 'people' on UKB
Post by: chummer on April 20, 2009, 09:55:16 pm: Quote
fuckpot? tossface? fucktwat?
good combo's.
Title: Re: What do you think of the 'people' on UKB
Post by: Scraggadoo on April 20, 2009, 09:56:31 pm: I'm mortified... No really! :yawn:
Title: Re: What do you think of the 'people' on UKB
Post by: andy_e on April 20, 2009, 09:57:30 pm: scuntho massive! big ups! braaaaaaap
Title: Re: What do you think of the 'people' on UKB
Post by: St Hubbins on April 20, 2009, 09:58:12 pm: (http://www.enjoyfrance.com/images/stories/world/celebrities/Cliff-Richard.jpg)

Some People

Some people they tease one another
Take pride in themselves
Keeping the other one down
Well I’m not like that at all

Some people they hurt one another
They love to see
Hurt in the other one’s eyes
Well I’m not like that at all

Some people are born for each other
They love to walk
Holding the other one’s hand
They always understand
Some people cry
Some people know why

Oh ah ah
Some people they use one another
So aimlessly
Not like lovers do
Well I’m not like that at all

Some people they long for each other
They love to walk
Holding the other one’s hand
They always understand
Some people cry
Some people know why

With a word unspoken
With a voice unheard
When a thought is broken
By a tender word
When a heart is moved
When a heart is thrown
The silence tells you
You’re not alone

Some people are born for each other...

(some people are born for each other)
They love to walk holding the other one
(some people they long for each other)
They love to talk holding theother one
(some people are born for each other)
They love to walk holding the other one
Holding the other one
Holding each other
Title: Re: What do you think of the 'people' on UKB
Post by: GCW on April 20, 2009, 10:01:02 pm: Did you know "Liam Copley" is an anagram of "Lame policy"?

And "RedTips" is "drip set" lol
Title: Re: What do you think of the 'people' on UKB
Post by: Scraggadoo on April 20, 2009, 10:03:19 pm: Darn it Hubbins, I can't get that Cliff Richards crap outta my head now! >:(
Title: Re: What do you think of the 'people' on UKB
Post by: St Hubbins on April 20, 2009, 10:06:45 pm: Quote from: Scraggadoo on April 20, 2009, 10:03:19 pm
Darn it Hubbins, I can't get that Cliff Richards crap outta my head now! >:(

Sorry about that, soon as i read 'somepeople' it just popped into my head like mr staypuff marshmellow man!
Title: Re: What do you think of the 'people' on UKB
Post by: St Hubbins on April 20, 2009, 10:08:58 pm: Quote from: GCW on April 20, 2009, 10:01:02 pm
Did you know "Liam Copley" is an anagram of "Lame policy"?

and "Im a yell cop"
Title: Re: What do you think of the 'people' on UKB
Post by: andy_e on April 20, 2009, 10:10:42 pm: i've had that surfin' bird song in my head all day now because of family guy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WNrx2jq184 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WNrx2jq184)
Title: Re: What do you think of the 'people' on UKB
Post by: tommytwotone on April 20, 2009, 10:33:28 pm: "Lesson one, I tell you to fuck off, what do you do?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reTHiReUNo4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reTHiReUNo4)
Title: Re: What do you think of the 'people' on UKB
Post by: account_inactive on April 20, 2009, 11:32:08 pm: I go to the pub for 5 minutes and come back and there's a shit storm. Genius

Children of the revolution eh?
Title: Re: What do you think of the 'people' on UKB
Post by: Bubba on April 21, 2009, 12:05:11 am: Boohoo - some people don't like us!

(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/funny-pictures-sad-cat-blackandwhite.jpg)
Title: Re: What do you think of the 'people' on UKB
Post by: benj_d on April 21, 2009, 12:13:17 am: As a personal opinion, i think most of you swear too much. But I imagine that you wont care and will probably start typing lots of swear words now.

But lets not be negative! ;D

I think the topics on here are great and actually mostly about climbing unlike a certain 'climbing' forum. Most of you give useful advice where needed. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: What do you think of the 'people' on UKB
Post by: Houdini on April 21, 2009, 12:25:21 am: Quote from: robertostallioni on April 20, 2009, 09:12:39 pm
I am an absolute cock, but Houdini is a right cunt.

I'm a left cunt too. 8)

For the record (excluding Popp) I think you're all a bunch of fat, born-againers (Harley in the post). And you just don't understand Hitler Like I do.
Title: Re: What do you think of the 'people' on UKB
Post by: Fiend on April 21, 2009, 08:30:27 am: Nice use of the quote function there Chris, it's what this thread deserves.
Title: Re: What do you think of the 'people' on UKB
Post by: SA Chris on April 21, 2009, 08:32:12 am: Cheers. I would say it was intentional but......
Title: Re: What do you think of the 'people' on UKB
Post by: Falling Down on April 21, 2009, 09:15:40 am: Quote from: Houdini on April 21, 2009, 12:25:21 am

For the record (excluding Popp) I think you're all a bunch of fat, born-againers (Harley in the post). And you just don't understand Hitler Like I do.
:lol:
Title: Re: What do you think of the 'people' on UKB
Post by: rodma on April 21, 2009, 01:29:10 pm: Quote from: St Hubbins on April 20, 2009, 10:08:58 pm
Quote from: GCW on April 20, 2009, 10:01:02 pm
Did you know "Liam Copley" is an anagram of "Lame policy"?

and "Im a yell cop"

And oh so nearly

polemic [pol-em-ik]
Noun
a fierce attack on or defence of a particular opinion, belief, etc.: anti-capitalist polemic
Adjective
also polemical
of or involving dispute or controversy [Greek polemos war]
;D
Unfortunately there is a Y left over. Could Bubba change his name?
Title: Re: What do you think of the 'people' on UKB
Post by: Mr Cat on April 21, 2009, 01:56:28 pm: Quote from: Somepeople... on April 20, 2009, 09:08:57 pm
I, AND A FEW FRIENDS THINK THAT ALMOST ALL OF YOU ARE COMPLETE AND UTTER DICKS!!!!!!

if I get circumcised - will I be exempt..? :D
Title: Re: What do you think of the 'people' on UKB
Post by: hairich on April 21, 2009, 05:24:03 pm: somepeople your clearly not old enough to buy a beer for yourself yet.if you are you should be ashamed of yourself.

hubbins that was genius
Title: Re: What do you think of the 'people' on UKB
Post by: Monolith on April 21, 2009, 05:35:13 pm: I think they're all the sort of people I'd be OK with if I found out they slept with my mother.
Title: Re: What do you think of the 'people' on UKB
Post by: andy popp on April 21, 2009, 09:35:10 pm: Quote from: Houdini on April 21, 2009, 12:25:21 am
For the record (excluding Popp) I think you're all a bunch of fat, born-againers (Harley in the post). And you just don't understand Hitler Like I do.

What does that make me? I don't think I want to know.
Title: Re: What do you think of the 'people' on UKB
Post by: robertostallioni on April 21, 2009, 10:07:15 pm: Quote from: Monolith on April 21, 2009, 05:35:13 pm
I think they're all the sort of people I'd be OK with if I found out they slept with my mother.

Thank god for that. We can relax now boys. (and girls)
Title: Re: What do you think of the 'people' on UKB
Post by: GCW on April 21, 2009, 10:16:36 pm: Now we know why Maggers had a sore bottom

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oa5z77EI8y0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oa5z77EI8y0)
Title: Re: What do you think of the 'people' on UKB
Post by: tc on April 21, 2009, 10:22:11 pm: Quote from: Falling Down on April 21, 2009, 09:15:40 am
Quote from: Houdini on April 21, 2009, 12:25:21 am

For the record (excluding Popp) I think you're all a bunch of fat, born-againers (Harley in the post). And you just don't understand Hitler Like I do.
:lol:

Ach, wirklich? Was du nicht sagst!
Title: Re: What do you think of the 'people' on UKB
Post by: slackline on April 25, 2009, 08:32:58 am: Quote from: Somepeople... on April 20, 2009, 09:08:57 pm
I, AND A FEW FRIENDS THINK THAT ALMOST ALL OF YOU ARE COMPLETE AND UTTER DICKS!!!!!!

Wonderful that you agree with yourself so vehemently.

:agree: :agree: :agree: :agree: :agree: :agree:
Title: Re: What do you think of the 'people' on UKB
Post by: Sloper on April 28, 2009, 01:56:29 pm: I must go and see in the loop, that clips is genius.

Now then, I think I'm off to red-tips

cya loosers
Title: Re: What do you think of the 'people' on UKB
Post by: lagerstarfish on April 28, 2009, 04:16:30 pm: lol
Title: Re: What do you think of the 'people' on UKB
Post by: Davey_C on April 28, 2009, 10:48:08 pm: Quote from: tommytwotone on April 20, 2009, 10:33:28 pm
"Lesson one, I tell you to fuck off, what do you do?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reTHiReUNo4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reTHiReUNo4)

That's fucking quality. Just so happens I've just downloaded it on recommendation of a mate, so I think I'll go and watch that now.... :goodidea:
Title: Re: What do you think of the 'people' on UKB
Post by: GraemeA on June 13, 2009, 12:08:02 am: Quote from: Dylan on April 20, 2009, 11:32:08 pm
I go to the pub for 5 minutes and come back

Well Dylan, in the context of this thread.

You went to the pub for 5 fucking minutes. What the fuck did you do in 5 minutes in a pub?

Buy some crack? Err, well thats ok then.

Ok next

Buy a half of lager and lime shandy and then not even finish it? Right you are a complete shandy drinking soft southern poofter.

Arrange delivery of stacks of hard core pr0n from Holland involving donkeys and fairly well known climbers dressed in gimp suits and kilts? Err, well that's ok then.

Bollocks, I've not really got the hang of this have I?

Ok then, you are a complete and utter southerner. There thats better, more in the line of gratuitous insults as per what UKB expects, although a tad soft.

Not that you would understand what "tad" means as you are a complete and utter southerner.

Bollocks, I've not really got the hang of this have I?

Ok then, last attempt.

You are named after a stoned rabbit on the fucking Magic Roundabout, your parents are obviously a bunch of acid casualties from the sixties who think that "Boing said Zebedee" is meaningful.

Oh fuck it, I can't get this one sorted, I am out of here to get even more drunk.

BTW I love you all. But not in an Ampleforth way :spank:
Title: Re: What do you think of the 'people' on UKB
Post by: account_inactive on June 13, 2009, 02:40:28 pm: :o
Title: Re: What do you think of the 'people' on UKB
Post by: Sloper on June 14, 2009, 07:26:40 pm: Mr A, good effort although I'd suggest more wine is the answer.
Title: Re: What do you think of the 'people' on UKB
Post by: GraemeA on June 14, 2009, 09:23:46 pm: Much more and I might have been really honest ;)

Thinks Grimers slideshow
Title: Re: What do you think of the 'people' on UKB
Post by: account_inactive on June 15, 2009, 12:07:14 am: Am I missing something here Graeme?
Title: Re: What do you think of the 'people' on UKB
Post by: GraemeA on June 15, 2009, 01:20:43 am: Err, yes I reckon so.
Title: Re: What do you think of the 'people' on UKB
Post by: account_inactive on June 15, 2009, 10:48:20 am: OK Graeme obviously I have missed something so I've sent you a PM so that we can have a chat when I'm next down the wall.

If you do have something to say to me (or about my Lancastrian folks) I'd rather you talked to me about it rather then being so venomous on a public forum.
Title: Re: What do you think of the 'people' on UKB
Post by: SA Chris on June 15, 2009, 11:16:57 am: I would love to know what the hell he is on about.
Title: Re: What do you think of the 'people' on UKB
Post by: Red on June 15, 2009, 12:56:24 pm: Quote from: Sloper on June 14, 2009, 07:26:40 pm
Mr A, good effort although I'd suggest more wine is the answer.

really?
Title: Re: What do you think of the 'people' on UKB
Post by: cowboyhat on June 15, 2009, 01:56:00 pm: Quote from: SA Chris on June 15, 2009, 11:16:57 am
I would love to know what the hell he is on about.

Trawling the shit heap at 11pm on a friday night?

Its a cry for help.
Title: Re: What do you think of the 'people' on UKB
Post by: Jaspersharpe on June 15, 2009, 04:03:55 pm: :lol:
Title: Re: What do you think of the 'people' on UKB
Post by: magpie on June 15, 2009, 04:15:23 pm: This thread has taken a most confusing turn. :-\
Title: Re: What do you think of the 'people' on UKB
Post by: Drew on June 15, 2009, 09:34:01 pm: I can't tell if Dylan is being funny, or just not getting Graeme.
Title: Re: What do you think of the 'people' on UKB
Post by: andy_e on July 14, 2009, 08:46:48 pm: Hmm, what was the outcome of this? A few embarrasing apologies and a massive hang over?
Title: Re: What do you think of the 'people' on UKB
Post by: Percy B on July 14, 2009, 09:20:17 pm: Alderson was last seen catching a plane to Taiwan......... :-\
Title: Re: What do you think of the 'people' on UKB
Post by: account_inactive on July 14, 2009, 10:17:29 pm: He tried to put me in a box and then get me on a plane...........

I aint getting on no plane fool
Title: Re: What do you think of the 'people' on UKB
Post by: shark on July 15, 2009, 10:10:05 pm: Have him Dylan. These Northerners aren't as tough as they make out. My money's on you - just stay out headbutting range...
Title: Re: What do you think of the 'people' on UKB
Post by: Houdini on July 17, 2009, 09:38:02 am: And don't let him bite you, he's got a mouth like a camel :)
Title: Re: What do you think of the 'people' on UKB
Post by: Sloper on July 17, 2009, 01:06:18 pm: Bollox the odds of Mr A going for an extended period without a drink are well, zero.

Now I reckon we should try and get a comp organised in Jeddah

Yeah, well I'm tetotal, well at least until 6pm
Title: Re: What do you think of the 'people' on UKB
Post by: Jaspersharpe on July 17, 2009, 01:24:05 pm: Quote from: Sloper on July 17, 2009, 01:06:18 pm
Yeah, well I'm tetotal, well at least until 6pm

Good effort on a Friday that.