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Title: parisellas chalk bucket
Post by: dobbin on April 06, 2009, 10:07:26 am: Found - another chalk bag left behind in the cave on Saturday. Yours if you can tell me what its like...

(another day, another chalk bag - I am going to make a house out of them)
Title: Re: parisellas chalk bucket
Post by: webbo on April 06, 2009, 11:28:00 am: are you some sort of climbing version of the clangers.
Title: Re: parisellas chalk bucket
Post by: account_inactive on April 06, 2009, 03:14:46 pm: The truth is that Dobbin is not actually finding any of this kit. He buys it all from a shop and then tries to tempt young boys into a cave who mistakenly think they have lost something or think this is the climbing equivalent of freecycle. This has backfired many times in the past. Remember the time Dave Simonite met you at Gorilla Warfare to pick up a pair of Y-fronts? Scary stuff indeed.

Say no kiddies
Title: Re: parisellas chalk bucket
Post by: SA Chris on April 06, 2009, 03:39:51 pm: Quote from: webbo on April 06, 2009, 11:28:00 am
are you some sort of climbing version of the clangers.

I see him more as a womble myself. Underground overground and all that shit.
Title: Re: parisellas chalk bucket
Post by: matt1981 on April 06, 2009, 04:41:49 pm: Its mine!!!
description:- Bag with parisellas brand on it, about Bucket hight and half full of chalk?!

;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: parisellas chalk bucket
Post by: webbo on April 07, 2009, 08:10:31 am: Quote from: SA Chris on April 06, 2009, 03:39:51 pm
Quote from: webbo on April 06, 2009, 11:28:00 am
are you some sort of climbing version of the clangers.

I see him more as a womble myself. Underground overground and all that shit.
shit even my long term memory is going now.
Title: Re: parisellas chalk bucket
Post by: dave on April 07, 2009, 09:04:04 am: Quote from: Dylan on April 06, 2009, 03:14:46 pm
The truth is that Dobbin is not actually finding any of this kit. He buys it all from a shop and then tries to tempt young boys into a cave who mistakenly think they have lost something or think this is the climbing equivalent of freecycle. This has backfired many times in the past. Remember the time Dave Simonite met you at Gorilla Warfare to pick up a pair of Y-fronts? Scary stuff indeed.

Say no kiddies

its a cry for help.
Title: Re: parisellas chalk bucket
Post by: dobbin on April 07, 2009, 11:05:24 am: I shall take my collection of 'lost' equipment to Rubicon this weekend for the Red-Tips Rock Trip (TM). Those boys know a bargain when they see one (and they'll do owt for a lift)
Title: Re: parisellas chalk bucket
Post by: Monolith on April 07, 2009, 11:08:49 am: Coercing young men with a flying wondermule with pretty hair. It makes me sick how they become putty in your sick hands Dobbin. Dylan-form a lynch mob.
Title: Re: parisellas chalk bucket
Post by: dave on April 07, 2009, 11:18:48 am: Quote from: dobbin on April 07, 2009, 11:05:24 am
(and they'll do owt for a lift)

I don't think thats the kid of "red tip" they're SYKED about.
Title: Re: parisellas chalk bucket
Post by: dobbin on April 07, 2009, 12:31:26 pm: LOL
Title: Re: parisellas chalk bucket
Post by: Paul B on April 07, 2009, 01:16:19 pm: "I'm planning on sleeping at Raven Tor & Rubicon Wall next Saturday for five or six days"

I've only just read that...
Title: Re: parisellas chalk bucket
Post by: Plattsy on April 07, 2009, 01:41:33 pm: 16th April is the date to put in your diaries. You don't wanna miss out now.
Title: Re: parisellas chalk bucket
Post by: Jaspersharpe on April 07, 2009, 01:42:34 pm: Fuck me there's some dynamite on the forums.......

Quote from: Liam's mate
He is going on a last minute trip to wales, with Scott MacClellan (sp?), who has FLASHED font 8A.....
Title: Re: parisellas chalk bucket
Post by: Jaspersharpe on April 07, 2009, 01:47:13 pm: OMG lol. (http://red-tips.webs.com/apps/forums/topics/show/550642-legal-consequences-)
Title: Re: parisellas chalk bucket
Post by: dobbin on April 07, 2009, 03:12:21 pm: Super Scott and Liam in Wales this weekend? Does this mean that the Red Tips rock trip is off?

Surely there must be some big numbers about to go down in the cave if thats true...
Title: Re: parisellas chalk bucket
Post by: Doylo on April 07, 2009, 10:35:15 pm: Don't worry Dobbin, we don't allow any shenanigans in North Wales. Any dodgy behaviour will be reported and the offenders will be thrown off the Little Orme
Title: Re: parisellas chalk bucket
Post by: Plattsy on April 08, 2009, 08:42:27 am: Quote from: dobbin on April 07, 2009, 03:12:21 pm
Does this mean that the Red Tips rock trip is off?

Quote from: Plattsy on April 07, 2009, 01:41:33 pm
16th April is the date to put in your diaries. You don't wanna miss out now.

Seems like the weather forecast has forced them to change the date.
Title: Re: parisellas chalk bucket
Post by: Jaspersharpe on April 08, 2009, 08:49:17 am: Quote from: Doylo on April 07, 2009, 10:35:15 pm
Don't worry Dobbin, we don't allow any shenanigans in North Wales. Any dodgy behaviour will be reported and the offenders will be thrown off the Little Orme

Artists impression of Ormesmen angry mob.

(http://i41.tinypic.com/2a6a4he.gif)
Title: Re: parisellas chalk bucket
Post by: Doylo on April 08, 2009, 11:20:23 am: thats me, front left
Title: Re: parisellas chalk bucket
Post by: Jaspersharpe on April 08, 2009, 11:45:57 am: I thought you were sporting the fez.
Title: Re: parisellas chalk bucket
Post by: Doylo on April 08, 2009, 11:49:22 am: Malc once referred to me as 'the eyes in the back of the cave'. The front left has the most prominent eyes.
Title: Re: parisellas chalk bucket
Post by: Monolith on April 09, 2009, 11:46:10 pm: This Red Tips mullarkey needs it's own thread, it's fucking genius.
Title: Re: parisellas chalk bucket
Post by: Jaspersharpe on April 10, 2009, 12:36:06 pm: Quote from: Monolith on April 09, 2009, 11:46:10 pm
This Red Tips mullarkey needs it's own thread, it's fucking ~~genius~~ disturbing.

:agree:
Title: Re: parisellas chalk bucket
Post by: Monolith on April 10, 2009, 01:02:07 pm: The idiots, I have concluded, are definitely winning.
Title: Re: parisellas chalk bucket
Post by: Jaspersharpe on April 10, 2009, 01:17:46 pm: Quote from: dobbin on April 07, 2009, 03:12:21 pm
Super Scott and Liam in Wales this weekend? Does this mean that the Red Tips rock trip is off?

Surely there must be some big numbers about to go down in the cave if thats true...

http://doylosblog.blogspot.com/2009/04/dead-mouse.html (http://doylosblog.blogspot.com/2009/04/dead-mouse.html)
Title: Re: parisellas chalk bucket
Post by: Doylo on April 10, 2009, 06:16:29 pm: (http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KYgjpL1TYxQ/SbTW7OZRh8I/AAAAAAAABmM/AGb9IsaSsNs/s400/ItchyBeardthumb1FullSize.jpg)
Title: Re: parisellas chalk bucket
Post by: GCW on April 10, 2009, 06:45:18 pm: (http://disney-myspace.com/pinocchio/gifs/p1.gif)
Title: Re: parisellas chalk bucket
Post by: dave on April 10, 2009, 07:03:42 pm: (http://www.zuguide.com/image/Jim-Carrey-Liar-Liar.jpg)
Title: Re: parisellas chalk bucket
Post by: Jaspersharpe on April 10, 2009, 09:47:26 pm: (http://i40.tinypic.com/250njag.jpg)

http://www.childofthe1980s.com/2008/01/18/chinny-reckon/ (http://www.childofthe1980s.com/2008/01/18/chinny-reckon/)
Title: Re: parisellas chalk bucket
Post by: Jim on April 10, 2009, 10:45:53 pm: Quote from: Jaspersharpe on April 08, 2009, 08:49:17 am
Artists impression of Ormesmen angry mob.
(http://i41.tinypic.com/2a6a4he.gif)
That's Dense front left (note lack of hair)
Title: Re: parisellas chalk bucket
Post by: GCW on April 10, 2009, 10:47:10 pm: The spoon is just out of shot.
Title: Re: parisellas chalk bucket
Post by: Jim on April 11, 2009, 09:45:59 pm: has everyones text messages been bleeping like mad!!!!!

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_R7sDbfe50qc/SaoMdO_4gYI/AAAAAAAAAp0/LxKY5yt1XUc/s400/BullShit.jpg) (http://www.camptaichi.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/tai-chi-too-much-emphasis-on-energy.jpg)
(http://greenfyre.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/bull-shit.jpg) (http://www.wpromote.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/bullshit-button.jpg)
Title: Re: parisellas chalk bucket
Post by: Doylo on April 11, 2009, 09:49:53 pm: somone better be careful when they update that scorecard........