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the shizzle => shootin' the shit => Topic started by: Will Hunt on February 01, 2009, 05:23:34 pm

Title: UKB NOC List
Post by: Will Hunt on February 01, 2009, 05:23:34 pm: The list is growing. I now have the real names of 25 UKB members who use an alias. Would anyone like to surrender their details willingly?

The sad thing is is that most of you seem to be able to see through the alias without trouble and know who everyone is anyway.

Oo! Just remembered that I met Fiend a short while ago. Make that 26 names 8)
Title: Re: UKB NOC List
Post by: Obi-Wan is lost... on February 01, 2009, 05:28:07 pm: Are you going to sell it to the highest bidder?
Title: Re: UKB NOC List
Post by: Will Hunt on February 01, 2009, 05:29:32 pm: Could do. Much like a Birdbot style sale.

Perhaps you'd like to bid, you're on the list TW.
Title: Re: UKB NOC List
Post by: tomtom on February 01, 2009, 05:39:13 pm: Quote from: Will Hunt on February 01, 2009, 05:23:34 pm
The list is growing. I now have the real names of 25 UKB members who use an alias. Would anyone like to surrender their details willingly?
Why? :-\

Surely if you didnt want an alias here you could just use your real name?
(assuming Will Hunt is not a pseudonym!!)
Title: Re: UKB NOC List
Post by: Will Hunt on February 01, 2009, 05:45:43 pm: Well at first people started talking about big numbers that they'd climbed and I became interested as to who they were. No biggie.
Title: Re: UKB NOC List
Post by: reeve on February 01, 2009, 06:11:04 pm: Don't worry Will, I have the same fascination, yet bewilderment, at the true identities hidden behind people's pseudonyms. I doubt I could get up to 26 though.
I'll give you 20p for your list. Final offer.
Title: Re: UKB NOC List
Post by: Will Hunt on February 01, 2009, 06:11:40 pm: Price goes up. There are now 30 names.
Title: Re: UKB NOC List
Post by: Jim on February 01, 2009, 06:39:52 pm: I post as Jim but my real name is Gifford
Title: Re: UKB NOC List
Post by: Will Hunt on February 01, 2009, 06:54:44 pm: Lies Mr. H! You too are on the NOC list already.
Title: Re: UKB NOC List
Post by: dave on February 01, 2009, 07:12:01 pm: My name is Roger Murdock. I'm an airline pilot.
Title: Re: UKB NOC List
Post by: GCW on February 01, 2009, 07:12:32 pm: You'll never find out who I am. Ha ha ha ha :devangel:
Title: Re: UKB NOC List
Post by: cofe on February 01, 2009, 07:15:32 pm: I'm Ed Winchester.
Title: Re: UKB NOC List
Post by: tomtom on February 01, 2009, 07:18:34 pm: Just call me Shirley,,
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Post by: meatball on February 01, 2009, 07:21:22 pm: I am your Daddy
Title: Re: UKB NOC List
Post by: Dr T on February 01, 2009, 07:30:56 pm: I am Spartacus
Title: Re: UKB NOC List
Post by: Drew on February 01, 2009, 07:45:40 pm: Quote from: Dr T on February 01, 2009, 07:30:56 pm
I am Spartacus

No, I am Spartacus!
Title: Re: UKB NOC List
Post by: Zods Beard on February 01, 2009, 07:57:52 pm: I'm not Spartacus, my real name is Chad Sexington.
Title: Re: UKB NOC List
Post by: Eddies on February 01, 2009, 08:02:22 pm: Im Spartacus!

Seriously tho, im the fella that gave you a lift from the Roaches to Buxton train station the day you climbed Valkyrie ;D
Title: Re: UKB NOC List
Post by: Will Hunt on February 01, 2009, 08:11:40 pm: Ooooohhhhhhh :wave:
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Post by: chillax on February 01, 2009, 08:30:52 pm: I'm spartacus, and so is my wife
Title: Re: UKB NOC List
Post by: account_inactive on February 01, 2009, 09:12:44 pm: I'm choad greedy
Title: Re: UKB NOC List
Post by: Adam Lincoln on February 01, 2009, 09:16:45 pm: Quote from: Dylan on February 01, 2009, 09:12:44 pm
I'm choad greedy

How does that feel?
Title: Re: UKB NOC List
Post by: Jim on February 01, 2009, 09:18:21 pm: Like really good?
Title: Re: UKB NOC List
Post by: Bungle. on February 02, 2009, 08:56:28 am: Quote from: Dylan on February 01, 2009, 09:12:44 pm
I'm choad greedy

I'm not Dylan
Title: Re: UKB NOC List
Post by: magpie on February 02, 2009, 09:50:56 am: Am I on the list, Will?

Also, remember, no telling anyone I am actually a fat, balding old man ;)
Title: Re: UKB NOC List
Post by: slackline on February 02, 2009, 09:53:32 am: Which acronym does NOC (http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=define%3A+NOC) relate to in this context? Is it "No Official Cover"?
Title: Re: UKB NOC List
Post by: nik at work on February 02, 2009, 10:02:37 am: I may or may not be at work...
Title: Re: UKB NOC List
Post by: The Sausage on February 02, 2009, 10:03:47 am: I'm Charlton Chestwig, the world's finest climber
Title: Re: UKB NOC List
Post by: Stubbs on February 02, 2009, 10:06:59 am: My name's Josh, I make climbing films.
Title: Re: UKB NOC List
Post by: Will Hunt on February 02, 2009, 10:11:51 am: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-official_cover (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-official_cover)

Think the original Mission Impossible.
Title: Re: UKB NOC List
Post by: Plattsy on February 02, 2009, 10:21:11 am: I'm the God of Hellfire and I bring you fire. :dance1:
Title: Re: UKB NOC List
Post by: andy_e on February 02, 2009, 11:14:59 am: I am the one and only... Nobody I'd rather be. I am the one and only! Can't take that away from me!
Title: Re: UKB NOC List
Post by: magpie on February 02, 2009, 11:17:21 am: That'll be stuck in my head all day now, you wee shite. >:(
Title: Re: UKB NOC List
Post by: Jaspersharpe on February 02, 2009, 11:26:36 am: Quote from: The Sausage on February 02, 2009, 10:03:47 am
I'm Charlton Chestwig, the world's finest climber

No you're not, you're Jerry Moffatt.
Title: Re: UKB NOC List
Post by: Iesu on February 02, 2009, 11:32:49 am: I am Iesu Grist to your mill young man! and i'm a naturalistic pantheist, so apologies to any actual christians that may be offended!
Title: Re: UKB NOC List
Post by: Serpico on February 02, 2009, 11:34:57 am: I'm Serpicus.

You can have my alias when you pry it from my cold, dead hands.
Title: Re: UKB NOC List
Post by: fatdoc on February 03, 2009, 01:24:00 pm: i have no idea how i am....
Title: Re: UKB NOC List
Post by: Sloper on February 03, 2009, 01:32:54 pm: Then ask a junior doctor quickly.
Title: Re: UKB NOC List
Post by: bobkatebob on February 03, 2009, 04:49:47 pm: Quote from: Will Hunt on February 01, 2009, 05:23:34 pm
Would anyone like to surrender their details willingly?

You have got to be jokeing :lol:

I am sure I have meet a lot of UKB posters that havn't realised I am me :whistle:
Title: Re: UKB NOC List
Post by: philo on April 17, 2009, 11:44:41 pm: i put facepaints on and think i am a tiger!
Title: Re: UKB NOC List
Post by: SA Chris on April 18, 2009, 10:05:10 am: I'm Bwian
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Post by: Averageman on April 18, 2009, 01:26:40 pm: My name is gladiator.
Title: Re: UKB NOC List
Post by: robertostallioni on April 18, 2009, 07:54:30 pm: Do we have a Wroderick?
Title: Re: UKB NOC List
Post by: Sloper on April 18, 2009, 08:18:44 pm: Why is he a wapist?
Title: Re: UKB NOC List
Post by: dave on April 18, 2009, 08:31:15 pm: or a pickpocket.
Title: Re: UKB NOC List
Post by: grumpycrumpy on April 18, 2009, 09:39:02 pm: Or a wam waider ?
Title: Re: UKB NOC List
Post by: GCW on April 18, 2009, 09:43:53 pm: Woberto the wepeated wectal wammer?
Title: Re: UKB NOC List
Post by: robertostallioni on April 18, 2009, 10:06:04 pm: Its Saturday night. The wapist will do.
Title: Re: UKB NOC List
Post by: rodma on April 20, 2009, 01:00:13 pm: Quote from: robertostallioni on April 18, 2009, 07:54:30 pm
Do we have a Wroderick?

Guilty :wave:
Title: Re: UKB NOC List
Post by: robertostallioni on April 20, 2009, 04:04:36 pm: You sick bastard ;)
Title: Re: UKB NOC List
Post by: Fatboy on April 20, 2009, 04:07:49 pm: Mark Hand