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Title: Dear Santa.....What do you want?
Post by: fatkid2000 on October 26, 2008, 08:10:04 pm
Right Christmas is apparently - 9 weeks away, according to my Wife. I now know to buy her present I'd have to re-mortgage the house, luckily the credit crunch has come along, so I can't....what a shame.

Anyway that got me thinking what do I want?  There's a couple of expensive things, like a Wilier Cento Uno, which I'll never get, and I'm trying to think of some cheap things I would like. I've still got last years road inner tubes I was given, so they're a no.

I am sure all you cyclists have a few wants, especially the gear freaks on here such as the doc.

So come on post your ideas & perhaps santa may be reading.....
Title: Re: Dear Santa.....What do you want?
Post by: GCW on October 26, 2008, 08:13:53 pm
I want my ribs to get better so I can do at least one 7c this year.
Title: Re: Dear Santa.....What do you want?
Post by: tommytwotone on October 26, 2008, 08:18:43 pm
I want new elbow tendons...
Title: Re: Dear Santa.....What do you want?
Post by: Bubba on October 26, 2008, 08:46:39 pm
I want my ribs to get better so I can do at least one 7c this year.
I want new elbow tendons...
Hehe - I feel for you guys, but this is a bike pr0n topic :)

I'll have a Trek Session 88 please

(http://www.nsmb.com/assets/images/gear/treksess88_08/SLorence80525_002.jpg)


Failing that I'll have the ever beautiful (but overkill) Session 10

(http://cykl.cz/katalog/2008/tr/Trek_Session_10.jpg)




Title: Re: Dear Santa.....What do you want?
Post by: GCW on October 26, 2008, 08:50:48 pm
OK, I want my ribs to get better so I can ride a bike.  :P

(http://www.mtbbritain.co.uk/images/Ellsworth_Moment.jpg)
Title: Re: Dear Santa.....What do you want?
Post by: Yossarian on October 26, 2008, 09:05:57 pm
i'll have a cento uno too please.

and one of these...

(http://www.nicolai.net/imgs/prod/400/08-ion-st.jpg)

and this looks fun too...

(http://www.nicolai.net/imgs/prod/400/07-helius-tandem.jpg)

and maybe this...

(http://images.tribe.net/tribe/upload/photo/ed4/aea/ed4aeace-cc95-4fc0-a60f-a191683a8b03)
Title: Re: Dear Santa.....What do you want?
Post by: Oli on October 26, 2008, 09:08:47 pm
Failing that I'll have the ever beautiful (but overkill) Session 10

I agree with the Session 88 call, but those 10's look really ugly to me. Have you seen the size of the tubing around the BB? It's huuuugggggeee...
Title: Re: Dear Santa.....What do you want?
Post by: Bubba on October 26, 2008, 09:12:58 pm

I love the Session 10 frame - it's a thing of beauty in my eyes :) 

I thought Trek might have discontinued it with the release of the 88, but they're still doing both bikes....fuck it, I'll have both please Santa !
Title: Re: Dear Santa.....What do you want?
Post by: Oli on October 26, 2008, 09:45:54 pm
There's a Sesh 10 for sale on Southern Downhill at the moment... You know it'd make sense.  ;)
Title: Re: Dear Santa.....What do you want?
Post by: Bubba on October 26, 2008, 09:59:35 pm
Skint or i'd have one by now  :boohoo:
Title: Re: Dear Santa.....What do you want?
Post by: tommytwotone on October 26, 2008, 10:50:41 pm
I want my ribs to get better so I can do at least one 7c this year.
I want new elbow tendons...
Hehe - I feel for you guys, but this is a bike pr0n topic :)

Ha ha - realised just after I'd posted!

If I'm not going to be climbing for 8 weeks  :furious: I wouldn't mind one of these as an early present - it might keep me busy / stop me getting fat!

(http://www.evanscycles.com/product_image/image/e8e/5f8/dee/17715/large/bianchi-via-nirone-alu-carbon-ultegra-triple-2008-road-bike.jpg)
Title: Re: Dear Santa.....What do you want?
Post by: fatdoc on October 27, 2008, 01:24:49 pm
Oh God....

well...

I'll have one of those wiliers, in fact they need to become team issue for ukb roadies

for mtb i'll have the 6 new inch attack trail with fox 36 air talas, a season pass to the whistler bike park, an income stream to cover 3 months of whislter, in a massive house, unlimited beer next to the hot tub with a fleet of personal tutors so the kids can come too and still get an education
Title: Re: Dear Santa.....What do you want?
Post by: SA Chris on October 27, 2008, 01:49:04 pm

for mtb i'll have the 6 new inch attack trail with fox 36 air talas, a season pass to the whistler bike park, an income stream to cover 3 months of whislter, in a massive house, unlimited beer next to the hot tub

go on, I'll have that n'all. Plus comprehensive medical cover and a team of fine surgeons on call.
Title: Re: Dear Santa.....What do you want?
Post by: fatdoc on October 27, 2008, 01:59:08 pm
I'll throw the four kids in for free mate  ;) ;D
Title: Re: Dear Santa.....What do you want?
Post by: SA Chris on October 27, 2008, 02:21:20 pm
Ta but no. Thanks for the offer though.
Title: Re: Dear Santa.....What do you want?
Post by: Fj on October 27, 2008, 11:30:57 pm

Hehe - I feel for you guys, but this is a bike pr0n topic :)

I'll have a Trek Session 88 please

(http://www.nsmb.com/assets/images/gear/treksess88_08/SLorence80525_002.jpg)



saw a brand new one of these in the flesh at the weekend on the cwmcarn uplift. the guy looked like the cat who got the cream, until run 8 when he ripped a sram carbon x0 mech off, snapped his chain and bent the mech hanger.
:oops:
Title: Re: Dear Santa.....What do you want?
Post by: Duma on October 28, 2008, 12:04:52 am
I want this please:
(http://www.roadcyclinguk.com/news/images/cervelo-S3-hi.jpg)

More realistically, if I didn't already have one I'd probably ask someone for a Rouleur (http://rouleur.cc/) subscription.
Title: Re: Dear Santa.....What do you want?
Post by: SA Chris on October 28, 2008, 08:39:23 am
I'm sure it's an amazing bike, but to the untrained eye it looks like it's made for a teletubby.
Title: Re: Dear Santa.....What do you want?
Post by: fatkid2000 on October 28, 2008, 08:42:49 am
Good choice Duma - There's something appealing about a cervelo even its just because you know you'll go flat out everywhere on it. But an Italian bike gets my vote for no good reason.

Rouleur is also a good read - bit pricey but I buy that rather than reading the rubbish they put in cycling weekly or other such rags, although I think Singletrack is a better read for MTB activities.

I'm surprised there aren't huge lists of wants especially from the likes of fatdoc, must be the recession everyone feeling they shouldn't be hoping for flashy bits of bike pr0n.
Title: Re: Dear Santa.....What do you want?
Post by: Norton Sharley on October 28, 2008, 01:18:43 pm
Duma,

A sharp pointy stick to place up your backside is in the post.

Love,

Santa
Title: Re: Dear Santa.....What do you want?
Post by: fatdoc on October 28, 2008, 07:46:19 pm
apart from a desire to anally penetrate a fellow man what is really on yr list norton???

or are you declaring *the love that shall not be named* formally on the www. as a way of coming out???  :P i dont think santa will be too best pleased mate  ::)
Title: Re: Dear Santa.....What do you want?
Post by: Palomides on October 29, 2008, 11:55:31 am
If Santa really has lost his marbles, I'd love one of these:

(http://www.roadcyclinguk.com/news/images/CX1-Bici-copia-hi.jpg)

Never been a fan of how Colnago bikes look before (not that I've ever ridden one!), but the angular tubes on this one really make it look good.
Title: Re: Dear Santa.....What do you want?
Post by: Munkii on October 29, 2008, 05:36:04 pm

and maybe this...

(http://images.tribe.net/tribe/upload/photo/ed4/aea/ed4aeace-cc95-4fc0-a60f-a191683a8b03)

(my letter to santa) "i don't want one i NEED one! if i don't have one i'll die!"
Title: Re: Dear Santa.....What do you want?
Post by: webbo on October 30, 2008, 08:56:57 am
I want my ribs to get better so I can do at least one 7c this year.
I want new elbow tendons...
Hehe - I feel for you guys, but this is a bike pr0n topic :)

Ha ha - realised just after I'd posted!

If I'm not going to be climbing for 8 weeks  :furious: I wouldn't mind one of these as an early present - it might keep me busy / stop me getting fat!

(http://www.evanscycles.com/product_image/image/e8e/5f8/dee/17715/large/bianchi-via-nirone-alu-carbon-ultegra-triple-2008-road-bike.jpg)


selling youself a bit short wishing for this.you need to go up the range abit as i have demoted my 2 year old one of those to winter duties.
Title: Re: Dear Santa.....What do you want?
Post by: fatkid2000 on October 30, 2008, 09:06:38 am
(my letter to santa) "i don't want one i NEED one! if i don't have one i'll die!"

That sounds like fatdoc everytime he enters a bike shop.
Title: Re: Dear Santa.....What do you want?
Post by: Munkii on October 30, 2008, 06:28:31 pm
(my letter to santa) "i don't want one i NEED one! if i don't have one i'll die!"

That sounds like fatdoc everytime he enters a bike shop.

Bless 'im
Title: Re: Dear Santa.....What do you want?
Post by: squeek on November 03, 2008, 05:44:45 pm
More daylight, less rain.
Title: Re: Dear Santa.....What do you want?
Post by: chappers on November 03, 2008, 09:45:36 pm
a vo2 max of 75+
a power output in excess of 400 watts.

or, one of these may help
(http://www.kuota.net/Images/Kom-Agritubel.jpg)

Title: Re: Dear Santa.....What do you want?
Post by: Percy B on November 06, 2008, 08:22:05 pm
Can I have a pair of these please?
(http://www.carbonsports.com/Produkte/Lightweight/Modelle/Speichenrad/Ventoux/Ventoux_gross.jpg)


Or if these are too heavy for Santa (very unlikely at a smidgeon over 900grams for a pair), then could you get me a pair of these instead? They only weigh 870 grams a pair, so the poor old boy should be alright...
http://www.poshbikes.com/product.php?id=366 (http://www.poshbikes.com/product.php?id=366)

Title: Re: Dear Santa.....What do you want?
Post by: Yossarian on November 06, 2008, 09:03:53 pm
i've always fancied some of those Lightweight wheels...

mmm
Title: Re: Dear Santa.....What do you want?
Post by: fatkid2000 on November 07, 2008, 12:15:16 pm
Nice damm good those lightweights - rode a set couple of years back, and the word talent injection springs to mind.

And here's the bike for them http://www.bikeradar.com/gear/category/bikes/road/product/cento-1-09-33032 (http://www.bikeradar.com/gear/category/bikes/road/product/cento-1-09-33032)
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