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the shizzle => shootin' the shit => the log pile => Topic started by: shaun l on October 14, 2014, 01:14:55 am
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I'm embarrassed to admit this but after eight years I've finally realised what a self serving bunch of cunts they are. Not a shread of decency amongst them, forum traffic at any cost and ban anyone who upsets the weekly top 40 gobshites.
So last winter there's this sixteen year old chap called Oliiver quite openly posting away about Thatcher and such nonsense - lo and behold the evil UKC bully trolls come scuttling from the woodwork to ply their trade. Most of them thought he was this douchbag who's name I've forgotten, anyway they'd already bullied this loser into getting himself banned so they were pretty pissed off he'd dared to return and hit it big time. I quite quickly noticed Oliiver and douchbag were not one so I started to stick up for him. This resulted in an email conversation where he quickly revealed himself to be a genuine sixteen year old and tried to blag me into taking him climbing without his parents permission, which I found quite touching.
Anyway back on planet climbing world these fuckers just won't give the kid a break, being a fucked up war vet I lost my shit and threatend to fuck them all up with my teeth and claws...like a tiger... or something!.. made sense at the time. Guess what happens? Not only does psychotic war vet Shaun get banned but they ban poor little Oliiver too, for the crime of defending himself against bullies!
Anyway they let me back but I just wanted to start fights again so they banned me again. Oliiver got permabanned, saw two Oliiver's come and very quickly go, miserable bastards. Don't know what kind of response my violent rant might provoke - I write it the hope it doesn't immediately get me banned from here too, and in the hope that the staff at UKC get to read it then start a fight with me since we all cut our shit in Crookes. Don't know who'll fuck who up but I'd just like them to learn some crazy fucker is willing to try and headbutt them for essentially what amounted to child abuse.
So that aside, what do people like to talk about on here? I do hope it's not mostly bouldering.
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and their guidebooks are fucking shit, plagiarised cartoons that fall to fucking pieces. In fact fuck it, I'm going to burn what's left of them.
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https://m.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10154683965705282&id=876255281&set=a.10154410746040282.1073741834.876255281&source=56&ref=bookmark
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Pretty much anything, except UKC.
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never heard of it - from shaun's description it sounds terrible
even if I had. I'm sure I wouldn't say anything directly bad about it on this forum just in case it made things difficult for the kind and generous philanthropists behind UKB
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That's a lot of anger for Half 12 on a school night
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And don't worry bouldering hardly gets a mention.... It's more about politics, under performing kids in the uk and training for the sake of training
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And don't worry bouldering hardly gets a mention.... It's more about politics, under performing kids in the uk and training for the sake of training
Yeah! No cat pictures. Outrageous :(
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Well yes of course but that's pretty much exclusively for magpie
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Are UKC a new party standing in the general election :shrug:
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(http://i.imgur.com/XVod8sA.jpg) that better Tom?
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Yes - an underused thread.
Anyway, Shaun, you're in good company here with people who have no time for UKC though I'd probably not burn any of my guidebooks over it :)
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Pretty much anything, except UKC.
Thanks Andy - that pretty much about sums it up.
We prefer that you don't use UKB as a soapbox for directing criticism at UKC for well documented reasons.
I'm logpiling this.
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(http://i.imgur.com/XVod8sA.jpg) that better Tom?
\o/
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That cat looks like Hitler. FASCIST
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Is that an allez cat?
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Being a somewhat "Fucked up" war vet myself (amongst several others on the forum), who has, on occasion, lost it within the fury of UKB debate.
Perhaps, if you feel it may help, drop me a PM and say hi.
Venting, is only temporarily cathartic and generally has unpleasant consequences for the venter.
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Seeing as we've already had Thatcher and Hitler on this thread.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrRgmRk7Gh0 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrRgmRk7Gh0)
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Seeing as we've already had Thatcher and Hitler on this thread.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrRgmRk7Gh0 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrRgmRk7Gh0)
Love the last line "We've got Jimmy Salville coming for dinner"
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Sorry for posting this - I was on another planet.
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(http://i.imgur.com/XVod8sA.jpg) that better Tom?
Where do you live that looks suspiciously like our cat Smarty I often have thought he's got a second home.
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Huddersfield
Hes a she as well. Plus better not be your cat with how much I spent on vet bills last year.
;)
:ras:
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nothing in The Sheffield Star about book burning in Crookes at 1.30 in the morning
must have been a pretty stealth operation
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Thought that sort of thing was normal around there? ;)
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I think they're going to be burning me outside the office, judging by the looks I got after I mentioned I was amused when someone said only colour printer in the office was a Brother
really
best speak to the union rep and ditch those Jim Davidson videos I got off PaulyDB
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I think they're going to be burning me outside the office, judging by the looks I got after I mentioned I was amused when someone said only colour printer in the office was a Brother
really
best speak to the union rep and ditch those Jim Davidson videos I got off PaulyDB
Ahh The PaulyDB thread, UKB at it's most puerile and unpleasant, or what ever the UKC quote was, happy days.
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Did actually burn them by the way. Facebook link went screwy...
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10154685189485282&set=a.10154410746040282.1073741834.876255281&type=1&theater (https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10154685189485282&set=a.10154410746040282.1073741834.876255281&type=1&theater)
Strange things happen when I forget my medication!