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Title: Attractive dog eggs.
Post by: Bonjoy on April 02, 2004, 03:18:58 pm: (http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:ABMJeZw83dgJ:www.dtgifts.com/yorkie-egg.jpg)
(http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:AyaNJdzc1DsJ:www.bucksview.com/images/egg.jpg)
(http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:ng0TiGXUDGcJ:www.birdseye-view.com/Eggs/FuDog.jpg)
These would be the best dog eggs i could find today, on the interweb.
Title: Re: Attractive dog eggs.
Post by: Bubba on April 02, 2004, 03:28:29 pm: They're just beautiful !

I might start a nice collection of those above the mantlepiece....
Title: Re: Attractive dog eggs.
Post by: dave on April 02, 2004, 03:32:26 pm: i prefer collecting these delightful toilet roll covers:

(http://www.cm-crafts.com/images/shelltissuecover.jpg)

(http://www.cm-crafts.com/images/TDOLL2.gif)

(http://www.cm-crafts.com/images/angeltissue1.jpg)
Title: Re: Attractive dog eggs.
Post by: Bubba on April 02, 2004, 03:38:42 pm: Oh god no! Next it'll be those heinous plates and terrifying porcelein dolls :shock:
Title: Re: Attractive dog eggs.
Post by: Bonjoy on April 02, 2004, 03:50:45 pm: I'm also fond of cakes for Christ...
(http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:si7xvg5ahgcJ:www.sivalinc.com/cfPic/prod_612.jpg)
(http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:crvPn9O107wJ:shezcakes.com/Pictures/jesus.JPG)
(http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:Rg7UhCJNGQQJ:www.stpaulcc.info/youth/images/BirthdayPartyJesus2002/BirthdayPartyCake2.jpg)
Title: Re: Attractive dog eggs.
Post by: Bubba on April 02, 2004, 03:52:53 pm: Oh no, fuck me!! They are wrong, so wrong....
Title: Re: Attractive dog eggs.
Post by: dave on April 02, 2004, 03:56:05 pm: diana doll anyone?

(http://www.usatoday.com/life/photos/31ddoll.jpg)
Title: Re: Attractive dog eggs.
Post by: Bonjoy on April 02, 2004, 04:05:30 pm: If there's one thing worse than a dog in a hat...
(http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:9HN9Z9U39NgJ:www.kateconnick.com/postcards/goldensillyhat.jpg)
(http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:UJLISKbiG0sJ:www.angelfire.com/alt/snap123/images/chill_out/dog-hat.jpg)
(http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:WPCkySXz9TQJ:www.villagehatshop.com/media/dog-top-hat.jpg)

... it's a grown man pretending to be a dog in a hat!

(http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:rEjp-85stWAJ:www.platypusdreams.com/images/puppy_long_ears_black.gif)
Title: Re: Attractive dog eggs.
Post by: dave on April 02, 2004, 04:09:10 pm: (http://www.spassmonkey.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/b3ta/images/dogs_in_hats.jpg)

anyone for a gay Dachshund:
(http://www.clownfrown.com/dih/dog19.jpg)

managed to find any cat in bomber jackets?
(http://www.clownfrown.com/images/catbomb.jpg)
Title: Re: Attractive dog eggs.
Post by: fatboySlimfast on April 02, 2004, 07:11:45 pm: im stoned, its only 19.11 and that is the funniest shit ive seen for some time
oh dear its gonna be messy :lol:
Title: Re: Attractive dog eggs.
Post by: Bonjoy on April 05, 2004, 12:38:02 pm: Or how about a Pope John Paul II light switch cover.
(http://www.tackymail.com/assets/images/popelite.jpg)
Title: Re: Attractive dog eggs.
Post by: Bubba on April 07, 2004, 12:21:50 pm: Check these beauties out:

Rugby Jesus:
(http://catholicshopper.com/products/media/DE_3976.jpg)

Martial Arts Jesus:
(http://catholicshopper.com/products/media/DE_3985.jpg)

And even paedo Jesus (where's that hand? Is that the coming of the lord I see? )
(http://catholicshopper.com/products/media/DE_3983.jpg)
Title: Re: Attractive dog eggs.
Post by: SA Chris on April 09, 2004, 06:50:33 am: Only Jesus could love ginger kids
Title: Re: Attractive dog eggs.
Post by: Bonjoy on May 06, 2004, 03:19:46 pm: Just a few more for my collection:(http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:nkdhOLOC-F0J:www.birdseye-view.com/Eggs/Dog.jpg)(http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:62LBttuPdNAJ:www.cooldogstuff.com/images/gerwht.jpg)(http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:0IhZxi6ifFwJ:www.bizware.com/eggart/maxdog.jpg)(http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:r5tDBuAFmrUJ:www.eggcellentcollection.com/ALildog2.jpg)
Title: Re: Attractive dog eggs.
Post by: Jim on May 06, 2004, 08:28:12 pm: thats the funniest shit I've seen in a while and I'm not even stoned
Title: Re: Attractive dog eggs.
Post by: Bonjoy on May 11, 2004, 10:53:25 am: It's not just dogs either!
(http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:Cp4OS0EQwmcJ:www.dtgifts.com/usa-egg1.jpg)
(http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:GY1wYnffTD4J:www.robertascollectibles.com/faberge/images/porcelain-cat.jpg)
Title: Re: Attractive dog eggs.
Post by: Bubba on May 11, 2004, 11:01:03 am: You need help.

Anyway, you forgot the bears

(http://www6.shizuokanet.ne.jp/kishimh/hkimage/mhkeggs/bear1.jpg)

(http://www.meister-artist.com/images/2003polarbearandcubsA200wx300h.jpg)
Title: Re: Attractive dog eggs.
Post by: Bonjoy on May 11, 2004, 11:18:48 am: Who needs bears when you've got Bees and Sea Horses :D
(http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:2U_rWPp4U0IJ:www.qtm.net/boomingacres/images/Egg-Rhea-Bee-OPT.jpg) (http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:0S_zBzlyMbEJ:www.treasuresfortomorrow.com/images/Spring%25202001/Willow%2520Green%2520Egg,%25205146%2520J4,%25201.JPG)
Title: Re: Attractive dog eggs.
Post by: Bubba on June 08, 2004, 10:56:23 am: (http://cheesyjesus.com/online-store/scstore/graphics/cji_mejesus_new.gif)
This creepy little item uses a reverse 3-D effect to create the optical illusion that the Lord's eyes are following you wherever you go. Or perhaps maybe He IS watching your every movement.... Sure to send your guilt-ridden friends into paranoid fits. Miracle Eyes Jesus is made of porcelain with handpainted details and stands approximately 5" tall.

Price: $ 9.95

(http://cheesyjesus.com/online-store/scstore/graphics/Bubblebath.gif)

No rinsing, no scrubbing, the Wash Away Your Sins Bubble Bath will cleanse even the most guilt-ridden soul. Plus it leaves no visible sin scum ring! The 12 oz. bottle of super-concentrated suds guarantees hours of bathroom redemption fun. (Note: For novelty purposes only. Sorry, industrial size is not available at this time.)

Price: $ 12.00
Title: Re: Attractive dog eggs.
Post by: Bonjoy on June 08, 2004, 11:09:26 am: (http://www.lileks.com/institute/gallery/partycake/dec.jpg)

And now it's over. Finally. Bake the cake. Cover with butter. Roll top in old hash browns. Grate some cheese for the straw. Drive all over town looking for an HO-scale Jesus.
Savory jesus cake! :8)
Title: Re: Attractive dog eggs.
Post by: Bonjoy on July 01, 2004, 01:16:31 pm: Reagan and Bush as eggs.
(http://ronwade.freeservers.com/reaganegg.JPG)

(http://www.carved-eggs.com/images/Babybush2.jpg)
Title: Re: Attractive dog eggs.
Post by: dave on July 01, 2004, 01:38:06 pm: anyone for michael jacson Eau de toilette?

(http://www.michael-jackson-trader.com/items/largeitempics/264.jpg)
Title: Re: Attractive dog eggs.
Post by: Bubba on July 01, 2004, 01:47:05 pm: Quote from: "dave"
anyone for michael jacson Eau de toilette?

Specially formed to be extra appealing to young boys....
Title: Re: Attractive dog eggs.
Post by: Bonjoy on July 01, 2004, 01:47:59 pm: Available in both black and white i see.
Title: Re: Attractive dog eggs.
Post by: dave on July 01, 2004, 01:52:45 pm: Quote from: "Bubba"
Quote from: "dave"
anyone for michael jacson Eau de toilette?

Specially formed to be extra appealing to young boys....

its cos jacko likes to think of himself splashing onto little kids faces. shamone.

at least he's gonna be doing porrige for being bad, dangerous, invincible, off the wall......
Title: Re: Attractive dog eggs.
Post by: Bonjoy on September 14, 2004, 03:40:04 pm: What better place to keep your dog eggs than....

(http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:dBeutCZQugYJ:www.eggcupworld.co.uk/images/dog.jpg)

(http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:vpMbp0vYKzIJ:www.toyzine.com/sale/character/pluto_eggcup_lg.jpg)
(http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:_OdeHe2UZLQJ:piazza.iae.nl/users/artitex/droopy_eggcup.JPG)

(http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:NyHHJf1B16MJ:www.goldfinch.demon.co.uk/dismal/eggcup2.jpg)

(http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:m0sr4QLLIOcJ:www.geocities.com/scotsnoopyforsale/kitchen/eggcup4.jpg)

(http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:x-RJurh0RwkJ:www.geocities.com/scotsnoopyforsale/kitchen/eggcup1.jpg)
......dog egg cups!
Title: Re: Attractive dog eggs.
Post by: Fiend on September 14, 2004, 10:14:23 pm: :trout:
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And this is the man we're supposed to trust as one of the main instigators in the R***t E*******e debate...??
Title: Re: Attractive dog eggs.
Post by: Bubba on September 14, 2004, 10:20:32 pm: Bonjoy is insane.....but he has a fine taste in all things insect and egg related.
Title: Re: Attractive dog eggs.
Post by: Bonjoy on September 15, 2004, 08:56:27 am: You give me a fine idead fiend :idea: . Replace the chockstone with a painted Ostrich egg, everyones a winner :D , can't say fairer than that.