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Title: Removing weight: helium balloons, anti-gravity belt, or eating disorder.
Post by: Fiend on January 30, 2020, 02:17:25 pm
Okay I know the last one is quite fashionable in the climbing scene but I'm wondering about other options. Obviously #2 hampered by not actually existing but hopefully midgets or Coel Hellier will get on the case. #1 could be simplest by probably a pain in the arse in the howling south westerlies that have characterised this "winter". Hmmmm.
Title: Re: Removing weight: helium balloons, anti-gravity belt, or eating disorder.
Post by: SA Chris on January 30, 2020, 02:43:06 pm
Swallow balloons full of helium. Stops you feeling hungry and makes you lighter. Double win.
Title: Re: Removing weight: helium balloons, anti-gravity belt, or eating disorder.
Post by: andy popp on January 30, 2020, 02:46:58 pm
An African swallow, maybe?
Title: Re: Removing weight: helium balloons, anti-gravity belt, or eating disorder.
Post by: SA Chris on January 30, 2020, 02:59:04 pm
How would it carry you?
Title: Re: Removing weight: helium balloons, anti-gravity belt, or eating disorder.
Post by: Stu Littlefair on January 30, 2020, 10:35:27 pm
I’m seriously considering checking out the satellite data so I can open a wall at the spot with the lowest gravity on earth.

That’s a USP motherfuckers
Title: Re: Removing weight: helium balloons, anti-gravity belt, or eating disorder.
Post by: Somebody's Fool on January 30, 2020, 10:46:40 pm
Would it not be at the equator, and plagued by terrible connies?
Title: Re: Removing weight: helium balloons, anti-gravity belt, or eating disorder.
Post by: Stu Littlefair on January 31, 2020, 07:32:21 am
Looks like it’s in Sri Lanka. I will need air con
Title: Re: Removing weight: helium balloons, anti-gravity belt, or eating disorder.
Post by: tomtom on January 31, 2020, 08:21:12 am
Isn’t the device you are talking about called an autobelay :)
Title: Re: Removing weight: helium balloons, anti-gravity belt, or eating disorder.
Post by: teestub on January 31, 2020, 08:59:51 am
Looks like it’s in Sri Lanka. I will need air con

What sort of variation from average is there? And where has the highest gravity for some Dragon Ball style training?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=a32U7rgzBX8

Title: Re: Removing weight: helium balloons, anti-gravity belt, or eating disorder.
Post by: Fiend on January 31, 2020, 09:43:25 am
Cheers Stu, glad someone is putting the effort in to the idea.
Title: Re: Removing weight: helium balloons, anti-gravity belt, or eating disorder.
Post by: Andy F on January 31, 2020, 04:41:52 pm
Surely you want to build a wall in the place with the highest gravity. Train heavy, go to the crag and climber lighter innit?
Title: Re: Removing weight: helium balloons, anti-gravity belt, or eating disorder.
Post by: Stu Littlefair on January 31, 2020, 05:00:44 pm
Yes, the popularity of crags and walls with sandbag grades in no way undermines your hypothesis.

I have realised the whole plan is a crock though; variations in gravity are at most equivalent to the reduction you’d feel by increasing your height about 50m. Might as well just build a bouldering wall in the penthouse suite of trump tower
Title: Re: Removing weight: helium balloons, anti-gravity belt, or eating disorder.
Post by: SA Chris on January 31, 2020, 05:24:59 pm
the reduction you’d feel by increasing your height about 50m.

You mean increase to about Will's height then?
Title: Re: Removing weight: helium balloons, anti-gravity belt, or eating disorder.
Post by: Fiend on January 31, 2020, 07:26:43 pm
"But I'm only 45m with a +10m ape index!!"
Title: Re: Removing weight: helium balloons, anti-gravity belt, or eating disorder.
Post by: tomtom on January 31, 2020, 07:43:31 pm
so gravity is less the further away from earths centre you are - and over less dense rock masses. So probably something sedimentary - coarse sandstone/conglomerate or limestone. At altitude. Close to the equator as possible. Though getting elevation without a mountain range (a rock mass) is hard. Did think of volcanic islands (eg Tenerife) but igneous rocks are often very dense - esp the basalt of the shield below Tenerife’s stratovolcano... ramble ramble..

Also - don’t forget the gravitational pull of the moon - so always wait for when the spring/harvest new moon is at its highest in the sky for that added lift :)
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