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Title: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: dave on February 09, 2010, 08:57:33 am
Shit, I can't believe 4 years passes so quickly.

So whats everyone psyched for this year in the action in hongcouver? Be good to see Shelley go one better this time on the tea tray and bag a gold.

(http://www2.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/Bobsleigh+Skeleton+World+Cup+Day+2+D2iNcjhmCpBl.jpg)

I'm also rooting for canada take the mens and womens golds in the hockey too. Plus some general carnage in the snowboard cross.

If anyone wants the full schedule to download, its here:
http://www.vancouver2010.com/dl/00/17/26/compschedolympic_86d-wd.pdf (http://www.vancouver2010.com/dl/00/17/26/compschedolympic_86d-wd.pdf)
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: SA Chris on February 09, 2010, 09:08:49 am
I'm psyched for just about everything, apart from the "artistic" events.

Got to watch some of the luge WC when we were in Whistler last year, that track is mental.
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: Bernard Jefferies on February 09, 2010, 09:15:13 am
Always got to be the downhill skiing.  I get a strange satisfaction when someone stacks it on a downhill course.  I also like to spend my evenings relaxing to a spot curling.
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: Stubbs on February 09, 2010, 09:24:46 am
Should be sweet.  Did you see Shaun White's training facility for the season?

Shaun White's full run - over-caffeinated sugary drink company Project X (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xk4p9u02BS0#)

Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: Percy B on February 09, 2010, 09:31:47 am
http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/2010/feb/05/shaun-white-double-cork-olympics-ban (http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/2010/feb/05/shaun-white-double-cork-olympics-ban)

Careful though, kids. Some of this snowboarding is dangerous and should be banned, apparently....

What a crock.... :shrug:
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: Plattsy on February 09, 2010, 09:42:35 am
I dunno some of the aristic ones ain't too bad.

Irina Slutskaya
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2711/4132734787_ddd37c258a.jpg)

Sorry that was rather juvenile.

Boarder cross definitely. Think ski-cross is in too. Love the downhill/luge/bobs obviously but also really get into the nordic events especially the biathlon. Also short track speed skating too.

Not so keen on the hockey. Great live but rubbish to watch on the TV.
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: Jaspersharpe on February 09, 2010, 10:03:57 am
Was watching Ski Sunday the other week and realised I'd forgotten how awesome the giant slalom and the downhill are.

Is it all going to be on an stupid o'clock though?
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: dave on February 09, 2010, 10:10:47 am
vancouver is something like 7 hours behind GMT, so possibly. Stuff that happens during the day could be on live in our evenings though. The mens hockey final for example is in the middle of the day their time, so should be on 7ish onwards our time.
Title: Re: Fck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: nai on February 09, 2010, 10:12:26 am
BBC schedule thing:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sol/shared/bsp/hi/winter_olympics_2010/epg/html/epg.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sol/shared/bsp/hi/winter_olympics_2010/epg/html/epg.stm)

Men's downhill 7pm Saturday night, parfait.
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: Jaspersharpe on February 09, 2010, 11:08:58 am
 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: nik at work on February 09, 2010, 11:17:50 am
I want to watch another American start a  premature celebration.
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: SA Chris on February 09, 2010, 11:18:48 am
That would amuse. Bloody showboater.
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: magpie on February 09, 2010, 11:23:17 am
I like the snowbaording stuff, and the figure skating.  :-[
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: Paul B on February 09, 2010, 11:58:43 am
Careful though, kids. Some of this snowboarding is dangerous and should be banned, apparently....

I was in Salt lake city in 2002 and it had been banned at a couple of resorts because of the amount of snow it moved. Two of my favourtie resorts ever.
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: dave on February 09, 2010, 12:32:09 pm
I want to watch another American start a  premature celebration.

shit i'd forgot about that. just about the funniest thing ever. Cocky bitch!

YouTube - Broadcast Yourself. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIEgoYNeFLs#)
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: SA Chris on February 09, 2010, 12:37:28 pm
I was in Salt lake city in 2002 and it had been banned at a couple of resorts because of the amount of snow it moved. Two of my favourtie resorts ever.

Not banned, just never ever been allowed at Alta and Deer Valley. And nothing to do with the amount of snow moved, just narrowmindedness of  management.

Not saying a crap snowboarder doesn't trash snow, but that's not the reason they aren't allowed.
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: Stubbs on February 09, 2010, 12:42:04 pm
That's hilarious, I didn't see that at the time, it looks like she tries to do a rubbish grab and messes it up, gutted!
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: Paul B on February 09, 2010, 12:42:42 pm
It was Snowbird and Alta I was thinking of, didn't end up at Deer Valley (reading more they just don't want snowboarders to stay swanky) because of its reputation and lift pass costs. Alta is supposedly marketed at being a hardcore skiers mountain and this no boarders. The latter was probably one of the best places I've been skiing.
Title: Re: Fck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: nai on February 09, 2010, 12:43:25 pm
I want to watch another American start a  premature celebration.

Lindsey Jacobellis Women's Snowboard Finals Olympics (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iThQ1po1JLU#)
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: dave on February 09, 2010, 12:44:51 pm
Especially good cos I think the bird what won it was the first one to fall near the start of the race, probably thought she'd blown it in an olympic final, but cos everyone else fucked up even worse she won it. Its almost a fairytale story.
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: Jaspersharpe on February 09, 2010, 12:45:51 pm
Genius!
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: SA Chris on February 09, 2010, 12:50:10 pm
Alta is supposedly marketed at being a hardcore skiers mountain and this no boarders. The latter was probably one of the best places I've been skiing.

Not disputing these facts (although Snowbird has allowed snowboarders for a few years now), just saying snowboarding isn't banned, it was just never allowed, and it isn't because of people snowboarding badly and trashing the snow that it isn't allowed.
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: Stubbs on February 09, 2010, 12:50:59 pm
Another great reminder that "you don't score until you score"!
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: AndyR on February 09, 2010, 05:34:48 pm


I'm also rooting for canada take the mens and womens golds in the hockey too.


If that happens - it will be absolute mayhem here   :pissed:
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: SA Chris on February 10, 2010, 05:25:01 pm
ou est le neige?

BBC News - How do you make a mountain snowy? (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/8507770.stm#id8500000/8507600/8507620)

Thought it was a bad idea to do it there.
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: AndyR on February 10, 2010, 05:38:17 pm
ou est le neige?

Thought it was a bad idea to do it there.
Yeah - it's been a strange winter here so far - I can see Cypress from my office window as I type - the top half of the mountain has lots of snow, but the lower half, where they have the 4-cross and other stuff has seen bugger all snow since Nov - the freezing level on the local North Shore mountains has remained resolutely high during this El Nino winter - something that pretty much all the climatologists predicted would happen....... why they didn't just move it all to Whistler I don't know - they've had a pretty good season there.
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: SA Chris on February 10, 2010, 09:52:41 pm
Guess they wanted to spread it about a bit?

Seems Whistler isn't getting masses of the events
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: dave on February 10, 2010, 09:59:47 pm
Whistler probably won't have the facilities/space for the shit like speedskating and hockey etc. Vancouver already has the canuck's rink (gm place, seats 18k plus) for the hockey etc.
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: SA Chris on February 10, 2010, 10:23:29 pm
Yes, but you think it would make sense to choose somewhere with pretty solidly reliable for the snow events.

Quote
Cypress Mountain will host the 2010 freestyle skiing (aerials, moguls, and ski cross), and all 2010 snowboard events (half-pipe, parallel giant slalom, snowboard cross).

I think Cypress Hill wasn't available.
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: SA Chris on February 13, 2010, 10:08:07 pm
Sad start to the games :(

Anyone manage to sit through the whole opening ceremony without FFing? Some good bits but I think Nelly Furtardo and Bryan Adams lasted a nanosecond.
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: Paul B on February 13, 2010, 10:46:28 pm
I think I'll just be recording the daily highlights...
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: SA Chris on February 15, 2010, 08:08:49 am
Conditions in the Women's Moguls looked decidedly spring like.

Bet they are gutted after the excellent start to the season they had.
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: dave on February 15, 2010, 08:26:49 am
Watched the canada shortie's hockey against slovakia, finished 18-0. Apparently the most one sided scoreline in the history of womens hockey in the olympics. You could see they were getting a bit embarrased every time they scored towards the end.
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: cofe on February 18, 2010, 01:52:05 pm
after Ginger Icon Shaun White's halfpipe lessons yesterday, it's time for extreme tea tray queen Shelley to possibly bag GB a gold coin. Think it's on well late tonight, so I'll be in bed. But I'll look forward to firing up The Internet tomorrow morning to see how she's doing, innit.
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: dave on February 18, 2010, 01:57:35 pm
Reading shit on the bbc today sounds like Shell-E is having issues with the course being pretty fast etc. Sounds like we've got another shortie in the running, amy williams, so keep an eye out for her too.
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: butters on February 18, 2010, 02:04:02 pm
Did anyone see the Women's Downhill last night? To say that it was carnage would be a bit of an understatement - Anja Paerson wiped out after flying 60 odd metres off one of the jumps but at least she did better than the French skier who crashed about 3 seconds after leaving the start.
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: Jaspersharpe on February 18, 2010, 02:20:01 pm
BBC Sport - Vancouver 2010 - French skier's downhill dream lasts five seconds (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/olympic_games/vancouver_2010/alpine_skiing/8521121.stm#noexternalembed)
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: cofe on February 18, 2010, 02:23:24 pm
Quote
@VizTopTips FEMALE FRENCH DOWNHILL SKIERS: The Wii Fit balance board skiing is inadequate training for the olympics.
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: Jaspersharpe on February 18, 2010, 02:24:46 pm
One for every occasion.
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: dave on February 18, 2010, 02:49:20 pm
BBC Sport - Vancouver 2010 - French skier's downhill dream lasts five seconds (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/olympic_games/vancouver_2010/alpine_skiing/8521121.stm#noexternalembed)

FAIL.

Seriously though we shouldn't be so harsh. Its easy to forget that france doesn't have any mountains or a history of winter sports.
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: dave on February 18, 2010, 07:10:09 pm
For a view of the games from a different angle, check out the blog of britain's sole representative in the hockey - shorties referee Joy Tottman:

http://www.ccpr.org.uk/news/blog/Olympic+Joy (http://www.ccpr.org.uk/news/blog/Olympic+Joy)
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: dave on February 19, 2010, 08:57:29 am
Looks like williams is leading in the skeleton, set a track record  :o

BBC Sport - Vancouver 2010 - Britain's Amy Williams leads skeleton at halfway stage (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/olympic_games/vancouver_2010/skeleton/8520464.stm#id8470000/8476600/8476628)
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: cofe on February 19, 2010, 09:47:20 am
Watched the first 5 runs before bed last night. She was fast. Then looked hot when she took her helmet off and waved her hair. Shelley's second run much better. Possibility for two on podium?
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: dave on February 19, 2010, 09:52:39 am
Yeah she looked well.
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: Jaspersharpe on February 19, 2010, 10:08:52 am
Good to see the Yanks being sporting as ever and trying to get her kicked out. Even better to see them being told politely to fuck right off.

She is fit isn't she. Is there some connection between being good looking and chucking yourself down an ice chute on a tea tray as Shelly's not exactly a pig either?
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: dave on February 19, 2010, 10:15:30 am
Shelly's not exactly a pig either?

she's had a binlid since turin too. I don't know statistically how many young mums would be mad keen on wearing a luge suit on international telly.

Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: SA Chris on February 19, 2010, 10:17:40 am
Shaun White. Holy shit. Head and shoulders above everyone else. Still a ginger though.
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: Paul B on February 20, 2010, 12:27:51 am
anybody else watching the skeleton bob live?

I am. I really wish the commentator would stop saying how guaranteed GB is of a gold, its just asking for trouble. He's as bad as Murray Walker.
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: robertostallioni on February 20, 2010, 12:31:19 am
She's handling it very well....I'd hate to see the best performer fail. And what is that shit about her helmet? I'd  give her mine.
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: GCW on February 20, 2010, 12:33:02 am
Yeah, I was just saying to the Boss how I'd wish they'd STFU.
I don't believe in jinx etc, but every time someone (eg Williams) is doing well, these fucking commentators waffle on about nothing else. "that's pretty good, but not as good as Williams", "Williams did it better than that", "that start's super fast but I reckon Williams would be quicker if she did a big shit before she started".

Fuck off, these people are at the Olympics because they are at the top of the sport- stop patronising them just because we happen to be in with a chance.
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: Jaspersharpe on February 20, 2010, 12:52:12 am
When does this shit kick off? I've just got in and am slightly inebriated. Staring at some ice is becoming tedious and I have no idea when 16.55 is in relation to the real world. i.e. Shefield time. Was that Jon DeMontjoye wandering about to the left of my screen?

Ah. Here we go.
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: GCW on February 20, 2010, 01:00:24 am
I am becoming entranced by the way their bottoms jiggle when they set off.........
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: robertostallioni on February 20, 2010, 01:03:15 am
Was that part of the conversation with the Boss?
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: GCW on February 20, 2010, 01:04:59 am
Shhhh, the Boss is in bed now.
I'm liking some of these performances up the back straight.
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: Jaspersharpe on February 20, 2010, 01:20:30 am
Come on Shelly.  :oops:
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: Paul B on February 20, 2010, 01:20:56 am
well its started well for shelly...

good run.. -0.42

how come britain seem to be good at this sh*t?
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: Jaspersharpe on February 20, 2010, 01:27:00 am
Massive percentage of crazy women?  :shrug:
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: robertostallioni on February 20, 2010, 01:28:10 am
We have had 6 months of winter this year?
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: GCW on February 20, 2010, 01:35:00 am
Yeah!!  A gold for Williams.
Perfect reward for the consistency.

And the jiggly bum.
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: Jaspersharpe on February 20, 2010, 01:38:42 am
Great stuff! And she's fit.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: robertostallioni on February 20, 2010, 10:11:14 pm
Get your Irn Bru and battered Mars bars out, the housewives are at it again...

Bowls on ice(with brushes) (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/olympic_games/vancouver_2010/live_coverage/default.stm)
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: slackline on February 21, 2010, 06:35:36 pm
Some great shots (as always) from The Big Picture : Vancouver 2010 (part 1 of 2) (http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2010/02/vancouver_2010_part_1_of_2.html)

(http://inapcache.boston.com/universal/site_graphics/blogs/bigpicture/v2010_02_19/v34_22245065.jpg)
(http://inapcache.boston.com/universal/site_graphics/blogs/bigpicture/v2010_02_19/v10_22174723.jpg)
(http://inapcache.boston.com/universal/site_graphics/blogs/bigpicture/v2010_02_19/v03_22202313.jpg)
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: dave on February 21, 2010, 08:59:43 pm
(http://inapcache.boston.com/universal/site_graphics/blogs/bigpicture/v2010_02_19/v10_22174723.jpg)

Shit,where do i gets me a pair of them badboys?
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: Falling Down on February 21, 2010, 09:15:40 pm
WTF is a Wu-Tang in this lame four cross ski shit? It also seems to be full of fat twats in 80's style  Troll body suits....
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: dave on February 21, 2010, 09:22:26 pm
they seem to be calling that first flat top kicker thing a wutang.
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: Johnny Brown on February 21, 2010, 09:38:31 pm
At which point the shortie pipes up, 'I didn't realise the wu-tang were named after an actual thing'.
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: dave on February 22, 2010, 09:23:17 am
Shit, I bet this went down like a sack of spuds. (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/olympic_games/vancouver_2010/ice_hockey/8527567.stm)
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: SA Chris on February 22, 2010, 10:38:02 am
WTF is a Wu-Tang in this lame four cross ski shit? It also seems to be full of fat twats in 80's style  Troll body suits....

I actually enjoyed the ski cross, some quality stacks in the early rounds.
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: AndyR on February 22, 2010, 05:01:10 pm
Shit, I bet this went down like a sack of spuds. (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/olympic_games/vancouver_2010/ice_hockey/8527567.stm)
You're not joking - the nation is in mourning today.
Tough game - the septic goalie was on fire though - he won it for them.
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: Jaspersharpe on February 22, 2010, 05:11:52 pm
This would be like if they beat us in the upcoming World Cup would it not? Or a bit worse. Like Scotland beating us in the World Cup maybe?  :(
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: AndyR on February 22, 2010, 05:29:34 pm
This would be like if they beat us in the upcoming World Cup would it not? Or a bit worse. Like Scotland beating us in the World Cup maybe?  :(
Yeah - pretty much - the canadians consider hockey to be *their* game - plus, they have a gentle ('cos this is canada), but deep dislike of the yanks. Everyone is pretty pissed off this morning.......
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: dave on February 22, 2010, 05:49:46 pm
it'd be like we were scotland and england beat us at marsbar battering.

Looks like the yank netminder stood on his head.
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: robertostallioni on February 22, 2010, 09:37:42 pm
Wouldn't the Ski Jump Team event be better if they did it en masse, in a bob-sled for example?
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: Norton Sharley on February 23, 2010, 07:40:51 am
WTF is a Wu-Tang in this lame four cross ski shit? It also seems to be full of fat twats in 80's style  Troll body suits....

A Wu Tang is a kicker with an extremely steep take off often with a step down landing.  Think nearly a quarter pipe.  The idea is to create an obstacle taken at slow speed and perhaps even stalling the riders and so is often at the top of the course.  Getting a good line into the jump is essential.

I too thought the ski cross, which was held on what was definately built as a boarder cross course, was entertaining for the crashes but was full of 80's stylee fat bastards.  To be fair the boarder cross riders didn't have much more style.  ;D

As for Sean on the other hand  :bow:  :bow:
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: AndyR on February 23, 2010, 04:33:51 pm
Ah ... missed this last week: a gold medal for Squamish (http://www.squamishchief.com/article/20100219/SQUAMISH0201/302199953/-1/squamish/squamish-s-golden-girl).
North Van girl originally - not sure you Squamish blow-ins can really claim her......
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: galpinos on February 23, 2010, 04:47:32 pm
WTF is a Wu-Tang in this lame four cross ski shit? It also seems to be full of fat twats in 80's style  Troll body suits....

A Wu Tang is a kicker with an extremely steep take off often with a step down landing.  Think nearly a quarter pipe.  The idea is to create an obstacle taken at slow speed and perhaps even stalling the riders and so is often at the top of the course.  Getting a good line into the jump is essential.

I too thought the ski cross, which was held on what was definitely built as a boarder cross course, was entertaining for the crashes but was full of 80's stylee fat bastards.  To be fair the boarder cross riders didn't have much more style.  ;D

As for Sean on the other hand  :bow:  :bow:

Having seen some of the "fat bastards" who compete at ski cross in the flesh (so to speak), they're not so much fat as just enormous and stacked.

Off topic, but the shortie that won the halfpipe is quite cute.

(http://www.theskichannel.com/image/news/20090720_torah.jpg)
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: dave on February 23, 2010, 09:59:37 pm
Is it just me or does anyone else find the voice of the woman doing the colour on the skiing commentary pretty fucking annoying?
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: SA Chris on February 23, 2010, 10:06:01 pm

Off topic, but the shortie that won the halfpipe is quite cute.

(http://www.theskichannel.com/image/news/20090720_torah.jpg)

DFBWGS for sure
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: Oli on February 24, 2010, 11:31:33 pm
Is it just me or does anyone else find the voice of the woman doing the colour on the skiing commentary pretty fucking annoying?

You mean Kerrin Lee Gartner or whatever her fucking stupid name is. She is fucking irritating, i hope she's not retained for the next set of w. olympics. If the skiing wasn't quite so interesting, i'd turn it off every time she's commentating.
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: dave on February 25, 2010, 07:18:53 pm
Its her intonation that kills me. Almost like she decides which sylables to emphasise by pulling them randomly out of a hat.
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: dave on February 26, 2010, 08:22:52 am
Canuck shorties bag it:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/olympic_games/vancouver_2010/ice_hockey/8537904.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/olympic_games/vancouver_2010/ice_hockey/8537904.stm)

 :alky:
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: robertostallioni on February 28, 2010, 09:11:34 pm
Ice hockey final now on. Yanks beat the 'Nad's in the build up.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/playlive/bbc_two_england/ (http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/playlive/bbc_two_england/)
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: dave on February 28, 2010, 09:46:26 pm
Good 2nd period, thought canada looked like they stepped up a gear, but the yanks kept themselves in it. Looks like we got a hockey game on our hands!

P.s. Anyone understand how Toews's name is pronounced "taves"?
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: robertostallioni on February 28, 2010, 09:50:30 pm
Good 2nd period, thought canada looked like they stepped up a gear, but the yanks kept themselves in it. Looks like we got a hockey game on our hands!

P.s. Anyone understand how Toews's name is pronounced "taves"?

Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: lagerstarfish on February 28, 2010, 09:52:55 pm
P.s. Anyone understand how Toews's name is pronounced "taves"?

German name with an ö instead of oe so more like "Turves", not to be confused with the Welsh Toews
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: dave on February 28, 2010, 09:56:40 pm
Cheers ears.
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: dave on February 28, 2010, 11:01:51 pm
Awesome game, good to see Crosby come good when it mattered. Awesome, all canada's goals were great too, fucking high standard.
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Post by: AndyR on February 28, 2010, 11:26:21 pm
Awesome game, good to see Crosby come good when it mattered. Awesome, all canada's goals were great too, fucking high standard.
Fuck Yeah! What a game - Sid the Kid pulled it out of the bag - nice to beat the yanks too - I've only just got over my hangover from Friday night after the semi.......
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Post by: dave on March 01, 2010, 08:46:17 am
There was a genious line in the commentary from Bob Ballard, when the USA had just pulled their netminder at the end: "There are six americans on the ice at the moment, and one of them isn't Ryan Miller". Nice on Bob. Straight to Colemanballs?
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Post by: mr__j5 on February 10, 2012, 09:38:49 am
Thought I'd add to this thread instead of starting a new one. It's not the olympics, but still GB Womens Skeleton.

(http://ww3.hdnux.com/photos/10/77/43/2357462/3/628x471.jpg)

Shelley wins the season overall World Cup and new upstart Lizzie Yarnold creams the field, winning by 0.5s for her first proper win in her first senior season.

(She also won in St Moritz, but with only 1 run as the second run was cancelled due to snow)

Looks like the new future of GB Skeleton is here.
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Post by: Obi-Wan is lost... on February 10, 2012, 02:57:06 pm
Looks like the new future of GB Skeleton is here.

Yeah it's brill news, Mrs Obi and Mrs AndyB know Shell well. Lets hope the result and news coverage get her a major sponsor which she has been lacking recently so she can continue.
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Post by: robertostallioni on February 18, 2012, 10:06:45 am
Just watching the track cycling from yesterday at the velodrome. Pendleton has just blown the favourites(Aussies) away on the second lap. Outrageous! Thought she'd peaked 4 years ago, but obviously not.

Cannot help thinking that while this comp will prep the team for the Olympics, it will also prep the other countries more. A mistake in my view.

Pendleton WAS awesome, by the way. First 10 mins here... http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b01cbrv2/Track_Cycling_World_Cup_2012_17_02_2012/ (http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b01cbrv2/Track_Cycling_World_Cup_2012_17_02_2012/)
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Post by: robertostallioni on February 18, 2012, 10:48:09 am
Wow. Womens pursuit team have just won the final with a perfect race.  :popcorn: without Wendy Hoofynoofy.
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Post by: SA Chris on January 21, 2014, 02:12:47 pm
hard to believe its 4 years on....

http://www.sochi2014.com/en (http://www.sochi2014.com/en)

17 days away!

Keen to see slopestyle included and not just half pipe this year.
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Post by: dave on January 21, 2014, 03:12:47 pm
Any idea who's the top shortie this year on the skeleton front? Rudman or Williams.
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Post by: Obi-Wan is lost... on January 21, 2014, 03:26:42 pm
Any idea who's the top shortie this year on the skeleton front? Rudman or Williams.
Get with the programme, Williams retired to do celeb TV a couple of years ago.  ;) Shelley is about 3rd in the world rankings although she hasn't been at her best during the Olympic quals so fingers crossed. Theres another brit called Lizzy Yarnold whose also doing pretty well. British team should be Rudman/Yarnold all being well. They find out tomorrow.
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Post by: galpinos on January 21, 2014, 04:44:21 pm
hard to believe its 4 years on....
http://www.sochi2014.com/en (http://www.sochi2014.com/en)
17 days away!
Keen to see slopestyle included and not just half pipe this year.

The addition of slope style actually means chances for medals in skiing in Woodsy (James Woods - Sheffield lad) and maybe. Katie Summerhayes. Rowan Cheshire in the halfpipe might be in with a shout too.

I'm pretty sure there's some slopestyle boarding hopefuls aren't there Chris? It'd be nice for Team GB to medal on skis or board for once.
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Post by: mr__j5 on January 22, 2014, 09:34:13 am
Any idea who's the top shortie this year on the skeleton front? Rudman or Williams.
Get with the programme, Williams retired to do celeb TV a couple of years ago.  ;) Shelley is about 3rd in the world rankings although she hasn't been at her best during the Olympic quals so fingers crossed. Theres another brit called Lizzy Yarnold whose also doing pretty well. British team should be Rudman/Yarnold all being well. They find out tomorrow.

It's say that Lizzy Yarnold is the possibly the biggest chance of a medal at the games.

World No. 1 with 4 wins this season, including last weekend.
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Post by: SA Chris on January 23, 2014, 09:20:38 am
I'm pretty sure there's some slopestyle boarding hopefuls aren't there Chris? It'd be nice for Team GB to medal on skis or board for once.

No idea TBH, it all kind of snuck up on me. I love watching the slopestyle, more so than halfpipe, so glad it's in whoever's in with a shout.
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Post by: Obi-Wan is lost... on January 23, 2014, 11:04:17 am
Rudman and Yarnold confirmed.

http://www.britishskeleton.co.uk/news-results/2014/sochi-2014-team-gb-skeleton-team-announced/ (http://www.britishskeleton.co.uk/news-results/2014/sochi-2014-team-gb-skeleton-team-announced/)
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Post by: casa on January 24, 2014, 10:55:22 am
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/winter-olympics/24728307 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/winter-olympics/24728307)

overview of some of our medal chances
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Post by: slackline on January 28, 2014, 09:18:00 am
The Mexican Ski-team outfit....


(http://i.imgur.com/DdyZ4Tk.jpg)
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Post by: tregiffian on January 28, 2014, 10:52:41 am
Davos??
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Post by: Jaspersharpe on January 28, 2014, 11:22:36 am
Cool Runnings (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-25823934)  :)
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: SA Chris on January 28, 2014, 02:24:44 pm
The Mexican Ski-team outfit....


(http://i.imgur.com/DdyZ4Tk.jpg)

A team of 1.

With a brilliant name

Quote
Prince Hubertus von Hohenlohe


http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/news/8-reasons-you-need-to-support-prince-hubertus-von-hohenlohe-at-the-sochi-winter-olympics-2014-9090179.html (http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/news/8-reasons-you-need-to-support-prince-hubertus-von-hohenlohe-at-the-sochi-winter-olympics-2014-9090179.html)
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Post by: Obi-Wan is lost... on February 09, 2014, 10:30:59 am
YYFY!  Jenny Jones bronze!
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Post by: dave on February 09, 2014, 10:34:02 am
YYFY!  Jenny Jones bronze!

Yeah brilliant that, proper ledge. Couldn't believe it when that last rider down, the austrian, fluffed a landing.

Also I'd give props to that czech bird for riding down after a fall so hard it split her helmet.
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: SA Chris on February 10, 2014, 09:02:17 am
Split helmet's got to hurt.

Good effort from JJ. Anyone notice any commentators getting a bit worked up at all?
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Post by: Fultonius on February 10, 2014, 10:21:38 am
Split helmet's got to hurt.

Good effort from JJ. Anyone notice any commentators getting a bit worked up at all?

Are you talking about that German ski jumper again Chris??
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: Jaspersharpe on February 10, 2014, 10:28:08 am
This one?

https://twitter.com/JimboLoony/statuses/432594908902604800
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Post by: galpinos on February 10, 2014, 10:48:05 am
I felt a bit sorry for the lass who pulled off the 1080 (biggest trick ever in competition) with only a slight hand down and didn't get a medal. I realise the judges putting the most weighting on execution and style but come on, the biggest trick ever in competition?

JJ looked pretty chuffed with herself, she made the right decisions for her run and pulled it off with style, well worth extending her career for.

I did find it a little surprising that a bronze at the Olympics seems to be bigger than having won three X-Games Golds, first brit to win an X Games Gold etc.
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Post by: SA Chris on February 10, 2014, 10:50:12 am
the biggest trick ever in (female) competition?


Surely?

Anyway, yes I agree and on the X Games medals.
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Post by: Jaspersharpe on February 10, 2014, 11:15:03 am
Suppose it's only the same as if climbing ever did get into the olympics. Suddenly millions of people who've never seen a competition before would see who won gold/silver/bronze, never mind how many previous world cup / rockmaster / king of the wave titles they already had.

She did also say herself that it felt totally different winning something for the team and the country rather than just individually.
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: galpinos on February 10, 2014, 11:24:59 am
I can understand why Joe public think it's bigger as they've never heard of the X-Games but I guess I thought for her it wouldn't have meant as much. It was the interview when she was saying that it felt different as she was representing her country that surprised me. I suppose I thought the "alternative" nature of snowboarding would mean that the gloss of the "mainstream" olympics wouldn't quite have the same effect.

Really chuffed for her though. It turns out she's the same age as me. To think, she could have followed my career path of quiting seasons and eneding up in a middle management position in engineering. Who's the winner now!
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: SA Chris on February 10, 2014, 11:51:38 am
Or alternatively, you could have carried on doing more seasons and... got a little bit better maybe, but more likely been either broke, injured or have liver failure :)
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: galpinos on February 10, 2014, 12:08:42 pm
I spent a lot of time during my second season with my arm in a sling which lead to excessive drinking and consumption of meat, cheese and potato based foods. When I walked past a group of kids and they whispered, "He looks like a fat Jack Black" I realised I was in a bad way.....

Back on topic, watching the downhill of the women's super combined whilst having breakfast and iving my daughter her morning bottle was brilliant.
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Post by: Fultonius on February 10, 2014, 12:39:06 pm
This one?

https://twitter.com/JimboLoony/statuses/432594908902604800

Brilliant!

I always like to think I'm not that bothered about the Olympics and then get totally sucked in...
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: SA Chris on February 10, 2014, 12:42:11 pm
Back on topic, watching the downhill of the women's super combined whilst having breakfast and iving my daughter her morning bottle was brilliant.

Reckon she's destined for 2036 gold? :)

Scotland will have their own team, be easier for ours to qualify ;)
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Post by: kelvin on February 10, 2014, 12:43:21 pm
I got rid of my TV back in October and I think this is the first time I've really missed it.
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Post by: Stubbs on February 10, 2014, 12:58:24 pm
You can watch everything online via http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/winter-olympics/2014 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/winter-olympics/2014)
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Post by: kelvin on February 10, 2014, 01:05:17 pm
I'd need a TV License then! After three visits so far, I want to keep the moral high ground  ;D

Cheers tho - a good link for someone.
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Post by: Jaspersharpe on February 10, 2014, 01:12:57 pm
I think you're only supposed to have a TV licence for live stuff, but I don't know for sure.
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Post by: slackline on February 10, 2014, 01:23:32 pm
I think you're only supposed to have a TV licence for live stuff, but I don't know for sure.

Correct (whether you watch or record live TV) (http://www.tvlicensing.co.uk/check-if-you-need-one/).

You can however watch non-live content on the BBCs iPlayer within the UK without any problem.
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Post by: kelvin on February 10, 2014, 01:25:22 pm
Aye - live stuff, however you watch it. So iPlayer is fine unless it's live and there is more live content on there than I'd imagined.

Anyways, having no TV is a good excuse to go and watch someone else's and blag dinner whilst I'm at it.
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: SA Chris on February 11, 2014, 08:57:42 am
NNFN!

Woods injured in practice (http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/winter-olympics/26129829)

Hopefully he will be OK for thursday, but not good
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Post by: Obi-Wan is lost... on February 13, 2014, 12:33:13 pm
Woods did pretty well considering his injury. Yarnold has a decent lead after 2 of 4 runs. With the uphill sections the style of track favours the heavier sliders, so it's not going to be Shelleys year.  :(
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: fatneck on February 14, 2014, 10:26:12 am
Eve Muirhead is hot...

(http://i2.dailyrecord.co.uk/incoming/article3068580.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/Eve-Muirhead-3068580.jpg)

That is all....
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: SA Chris on February 14, 2014, 12:08:43 pm
Not many of of the snowboarders have beaten with the ugly stick either.
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: slackline on February 19, 2014, 04:06:12 pm
Sir David Attenborough's Alternative CURLING Commentary (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPYOoPy3t5A#ws)
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: SA Chris on February 19, 2014, 05:18:00 pm
Finally got round to watching the shootout at the end of the US vs Russia ice hockey match. Amazing stuff.
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Post by: Jaspersharpe on February 19, 2014, 05:29:33 pm
Finally got round to watching the shootout at the end of the US vs Russia ice hockey match. Amazing stuff.

Didn't seem fair that one guy took six penalties.
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: SA Chris on February 19, 2014, 05:34:24 pm
I think they hadn't thought that far ahead! He came good though?
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Post by: dave on February 19, 2014, 07:27:55 pm

Finally got round to watching the shootout at the end of the US vs Russia ice hockey match. Amazing stuff.

Didn't seem fair that one guy took six penalties.

I think the rules in that have changed recently. It used to be best of 5 penalty shots then sudden death, I think they had to nominate 5 shooters then either rotate them or it was a free for all, I forget. These days you nominate the shooters for the best of three then have to pick from that three in any order for the sudden death shots.

I see today Finland have knocked the ruskies out, good effort by the Finns and I bet that goes down like a ton of bricks with the Russian media.
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Post by: Jaspersharpe on February 19, 2014, 07:32:03 pm
Yep. Putin's not going to be happy.

Just watched Canada scrape past Latvia 2-1. Although they'd have scored earlier without a Latvian Suarez moment when one of their outfield players grabbed the puck as it was going over the line.
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Post by: lagerstarfish on February 19, 2014, 07:37:24 pm
I see today Finland have knocked the ruskies out

oof

so Karelia is next?
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: SA Chris on February 20, 2014, 08:16:33 am
Teal GB to get either Gold or Silver in men's curling. I keep getting drawn in, thinking I'll just watch a bit, and then an hour later....

Need to play it a few times to realise how bloody hard it is!
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: Jaspersharpe on February 20, 2014, 12:34:14 pm
The women got bronze so we're on course for possibly our best winter games ever.
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: SA Chris on February 20, 2014, 01:23:50 pm
4 at least!

Should have got more if not for some (IMO) shitty judging in the skating.
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: lagerstarfish on February 21, 2014, 09:48:16 am
do you have any snowy hills in Squamish for people to practice on on?
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: SA Chris on February 21, 2014, 10:09:45 am
Not this year!
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: AndyR on February 21, 2014, 04:36:43 pm
Not this year!
It's just restarted - knee deep and fluffy on Blackcomb this Weds  :clap2:
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: Sasquatch on February 21, 2014, 05:30:46 pm
Though http://blogs.avalanche.ca/this-beauty-is-only-skin-deep/ (http://blogs.avalanche.ca/this-beauty-is-only-skin-deep/)  :(

We just got our fluff back, and it's healed much faster :)  Similar issues, but one area has somehow gotten hit with snow 3-4 times in the last 2 weeks, and it's really allowed it to heal up.  Super excited to be going backcountry tomorrow. 
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: SA Chris on February 02, 2018, 10:39:23 am
Resurrection!

http://www.teambss.org.uk/news-info/news/olympic-ski-and-snowboard-team-announced

Looks like Sheffield is well represented this time round, a few XC skiers from Aberdeenshire too.

Anyone else psyched for some great viewing?
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Post by: fatneck on February 02, 2018, 10:51:56 am
Psyched!!!
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: fatneck on February 02, 2018, 10:55:14 am
Also, only here could this thread title have anything to do with winter sports!!!  :lol:
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: SamT on February 02, 2018, 01:26:04 pm

Looks like Sheffield is well represented this time round


My boss for a long time at HSBC in Sheffield was James Woods dad.  I've been to their house for a bbq when James was knee high.  #shitclaimtofame

He didn't go out to Sochi to watch James as they were advised that it was all a bit dodgy if you weren't actually a competitor and that the hotels were all 2.5 hours bus ride away from the events.  Wonder if he's going to South Korea  :-\
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: andy_e on February 02, 2018, 01:57:45 pm
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/familyguy/images/e/ed/Family_guy_peter_james_woods.jpg)
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: jwi on February 02, 2018, 04:33:34 pm
At least twenty-eight government doped athletes are allowed to compete, rendering many sports utterly pointless. Will not tune in.
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: Obi-Wan is lost... on February 10, 2018, 09:45:20 am
Not a great start for the UK snowboarder's.  :'(
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: SA Chris on February 14, 2018, 02:17:47 pm
or speed skaters....
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: fatneck on February 20, 2018, 02:41:17 pm
Snowboard Cross is my new favourite sport!

Elise Christie must be the unluckiest Olympian ever!

Lots to enjoy so far...
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: Will Hunt on February 20, 2018, 03:57:36 pm
Did anybody see the women's super G final?
Fuck me, des plus brilliants exploits.
The favourite cocked up. Her time was overtaken. The medals appeared to be decided. The commentators said that those left to come weren't serious contenders.
Then this competitor comes along. Riding on borrowed skis. She's a snowboarder who fancies a crack at skiing. She looked scrappy as anything on the course.
She bloody won it! If you can watch the footage of her at the bottom then you simply must. She sees the light is green but she can't believe it. She just looks in complete disbelief and starts to shuffle off to the exit area. A cameraman eventually goes over to her and tells her she's won. She just says "nooo".

She did the press conference afterwards in her ski goggles. You see, she hadn't expected to win so she hadn't put any make up on and didn't want to be seen by the cameras. She eventually excused herself because she was missing her practice runs in the snowboarding.
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Post by: SA Chris on February 20, 2018, 03:59:43 pm
she's my hero, especially as she beat the oversponsored Lindsey Vonn.

As for boardercross, if you are tempted to have a crack

https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/scottish-ski-boarder-cross-championships-2018-registration-32271124803?aff=ebdsorderfblightbox
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: galpinos on February 20, 2018, 05:03:20 pm
Did anybody see the women's super G final?
Fuck me, des plus brilliants exploits.

It was bloody brilliant seeing her totally risk everything and win but I have to comment on:

Then this competitor comes along. Riding on borrowed skis. She's a snowboarder who fancies a crack at skiing.

Firstly - The riding on borrowed skis smells like bulls**t to me. She's sponsored by Atomic, she's been racing on Atomic in the World cup last season and this season, why would she rock up to the Olympics without her skis?
Secondly – She was obviously not expected to get a medal, never mind a gold but she has placed top ten on the world cup circuit and been racing alpine skiing since 2010 so I think you are doing her a disservice in saying she just rocked up.

I know this makes me seem like a curmudgeonly old twat but the hyperbole is a bit over the top. Who was the favourite Will, Lara Gut?

Anyhoo, awesome to see someone do so well outside of the normal top ten finishers, especially as all the next six places were no surprise.
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: Footwork on February 20, 2018, 07:02:22 pm
Did anybody see the women's super G final?
Fuck me, des plus brilliants exploits.

It was bloody brilliant seeing her totally risk everything and win but I have to comment on:

Then this competitor comes along. Riding on borrowed skis. She's a snowboarder who fancies a crack at skiing.

Firstly - The riding on borrowed skis smells like bulls**t to me. She's sponsored by Atomic, she's been racing on Atomic in the World cup last season and this season, why would she rock up to the Olympics without her skis?
Secondly – She was obviously not expected to get a medal, never mind a gold but she has placed top ten on the world cup circuit and been racing alpine skiing since 2010 so I think you are doing her a disservice in saying she just rocked up.

I know this makes me seem like a curmudgeonly old twat but the hyperbole is a bit over the top. Who was the favourite Will, Lara Gut?

Anyhoo, awesome to see someone do so well outside of the normal top ten finishers, especially as all the next six places were no surprise.

Yeah agree with this. Its great to see, but you can be flipping great at two disciplines and she takes both pretty seriously. 3 weeks rotation I recall?
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: lagerstarfish on February 20, 2018, 08:24:50 pm
she's my hero, especially as she beat the oversponsored Lindsey Vonn.

As for boardercross, if you are tempted to have a crack

https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/scottish-ski-boarder-cross-championships-2018-registration-32271124803?aff=ebdsorderfblightbox

unfortunately, I will be busy hustling and sandbagging in Slovakia that weekend

I have considered the indoor boardercross scene - although I have no idea of the current standard - things seem to have progressed since I last looked at the sport - I've always been shit in the air, but handle falls and collisions well

If I start training and they introduce an over 50 category in the near future, I might be up for it
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: lagerstarfish on February 20, 2018, 10:13:54 pm
watching the women's big air yesterday, my wife brought to my attention the practice of creating a whisp or curl of hair either side of the goggles (usually blonde hair)

we have now started scoring this effort - and cheering the women who do not do this

(and pretending to shoot the women who do the bunny ears or lucky cat hand movements whilst bobbing their head from side to side)


Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: Will Hunt on February 20, 2018, 11:34:52 pm
Did anybody see the women's super G final?
Fuck me, des plus brilliants exploits.

It was bloody brilliant seeing her totally risk everything and win but I have to comment on:

Then this competitor comes along. Riding on borrowed skis. She's a snowboarder who fancies a crack at skiing.

Firstly - The riding on borrowed skis smells like bulls**t to me. She's sponsored by Atomic, she's been racing on Atomic in the World cup last season and this season, why would she rock up to the Olympics without her skis?
Secondly – She was obviously not expected to get a medal, never mind a gold but she has placed top ten on the world cup circuit and been racing alpine skiing since 2010 so I think you are doing her a disservice in saying she just rocked up.

I know this makes me seem like a curmudgeonly old twat but the hyperbole is a bit over the top. Who was the favourite Will, Lara Gut?

Anyhoo, awesome to see someone do so well outside of the normal top ten finishers, especially as all the next six places were no surprise.


Boo to you with your facts and your understanding of the sport. I have neither and it's a much better story without them.
 :)
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: galpinos on February 21, 2018, 08:50:04 am
watching the women's big air yesterday, my wife brought to my attention the practice of creating a whisp or curl of hair either side of the goggles (usually blonde hair)

we have now started scoring this effort - and cheering the women who do not do this

(and pretending to shoot the women who do the bunny ears or lucky cat hand movements whilst bobbing their head from side to side)

I'd noticed the hair thing and pointed it out to my wife. She is going to be sporting that look for St Anton at Easter, though she might have to grow her hair a bit. It is now very hard to "un-notice". I tried to correlate ability with hair whisps to no avail.

The one thing I found disappointing with the women's snowbaord "freestyle" events (not really seen any mens) is that none of them (apart from Yuka Fujimori but she's a snowboard cross rider turned slopestyler) really drive their boards. Watching the slopestyle, the tricks were there but getting between rails or jumps they didn't look very good at actually snowboarding (they obviously are) and certainly didn't do it with any style.

This may be just because I'm a skier but when I see snowboarders out and about there are the 90/95% who slide about making it look like the worst sport in the world, then there's the 5/10% who fly past carving their boards, rip though the powder in lovely floaty buttery turns and I question whether my choice of sticking to skis was the right one. I'd have thought the slopestyle Olympians would be in the 5/10% but they looked very "normal" between the gymnastic aerials.
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: cheque on February 21, 2018, 10:34:14 am
I'd noticed the hair thing and pointed it out to my wife. She is going to be sporting that look for St Anton at Easter

She'll be styling her way up Spare Rib with that look.
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Post by: andy_e on February 21, 2018, 11:42:06 am
Its great to see, but you can be flipping great at two disciplines and she takes both pretty seriously.

Exactly, look at Nibs for example. Brilliant on both the fingerboard and the woody.
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Post by: galpinos on February 21, 2018, 12:13:21 pm
I'd noticed the hair thing and pointed it out to my wife. She is going to be sporting that look for St Anton at Easter

She'll be styling her way up Spare Rib with that look.

I'm a bit lost?
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Post by: cheque on February 21, 2018, 12:21:19 pm
It was a Stanton/ St Anton joke.
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: galpinos on February 21, 2018, 12:43:04 pm
It was a Stanton/ St Anton joke.

Too clever for me..... Funny though, especially if you knew my wife's disdain for climbing!
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Post by: galpinos on February 22, 2018, 09:43:55 am
You haven't misunderstood and that makes total sense. They look very passive on the board and as a skier, that looks wrong as skiing is very active.

And back on the subject of the WO, I'm, as ever, loving the skiercross. Still don't quite understand what would make you choose it as your discipline but it is quite the spectacle. It seems to have a not quite as bad but similar lottery style to it as the short track.
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Post by: Nibile on February 22, 2018, 10:55:17 am
Its great to see, but you can be flipping great at two disciplines and she takes both pretty seriously.

Exactly, look at Nibs for example. Brilliant on both the fingerboard and the woody.
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I love this place.
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: SA Chris on February 22, 2018, 01:58:39 pm
Still don't quite understand what would make you choose it as your discipline but it is quite the spectacle. It seems to have a not quite as bad but similar lottery style to it as the short track.

Too slow to be any good at any of the downhill events, not stylish enough to do any slopestyle, dump enough to just go for it with complete distain for life or limb.
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: lagerstarfish on February 24, 2018, 10:28:13 pm

The one thing I found disappointing with the women's snowbaord "freestyle" events (not really seen any mens) is that none of them (apart from Yuka Fujimori but she's a snowboard cross rider turned slopestyler) really drive their boards. Watching the slopestyle, the tricks were there but getting between rails or jumps they didn't look very good at actually snowboarding (they obviously are) and certainly didn't do it with any style.

This may be just because I'm a skier but when I see snowboarders out and about there are the 90/95% who slide about making it look like the worst sport in the world, then there's the 5/10% who fly past carving their boards, rip though the powder in lovely floaty buttery turns and I question whether my choice of sticking to skis was the right one. I'd have thought the slopestyle Olympians would be in the 5/10% but they looked very "normal" between the gymnastic aerials.

Same thoughts here (apart from the choosing ski issue)

I thought they could all do with sharper edges - turns out they deliberately ride with blunt edges in slopestyle

when the occasional rider did a big carve to finish at the bottom (360 in a couple of cases), I felt they were doing so just to let us know that all that sideways skidding was a necessary evil of the event

I'm never going to be able to do any of those things that they did in the air and on the rails
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Post by: SA Chris on February 25, 2018, 07:13:34 am
I think blunt edges are so you don’t hang up on rails. Anyway well done Billy Morgan!!
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: SA Chris on February 02, 2022, 08:49:38 am
It's that time again.

And David Ryding winning in Kitzbuhl has to be the biggest rank outsider win in sport for quite a while.

In spite of all the controversy about location, still psyched..
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Post by: sxrxg on February 02, 2022, 10:46:08 am
Bit harsh on Dave Ryding to call the win in Kitzbuhel like that... He has been consistently in and around the top 10 for the last couple of seasons, he has also finished 2nd in Kitzbuhel previously in 2017. Wouldn't exactly call him a rank outsider.

Anyway i'm really looking forward to the Olympics. The slopestyle course looks mega.
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Post by: SA Chris on February 02, 2022, 11:08:13 am
Fair enough. I'll admit, I always considered him an "also ran" but never thought he had it in him to win anything, 2017 was a long time ago.

So much great stuff to watch, and BBC are doing better coverage than they did for the Olympics.
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Post by: sxrxg on February 02, 2022, 11:16:14 am
The British media only seem good at reporting when someone wins. And whilst 2017 was a long time ago he also had 3rd and 4th place finishes in World Cups last year however this isn't ever reproted as newsworthy...
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Post by: peewee on February 02, 2022, 01:17:56 pm
Pidcock becoming Cyclocross World Champ was missing from the news too, hitting various types of balls with bats and kicking balls was clearly more important news.
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Post by: SA Chris on February 02, 2022, 01:56:14 pm
He's rampant right now. If you can win cyclocross, the other 2 are easy surely?
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Post by: webbo on February 02, 2022, 02:32:58 pm
Pidcock becoming Cyclocross World Champ was missing from the news too, hitting various types of balls with bats and kicking balls was clearly more important news.
The BBC did report it on their sports web page.
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Post by: webbo on February 02, 2022, 02:48:35 pm
He's rampant right now. If you can win cyclocross, the other 2 are easy surely?
Somehow I don’t think so, nobody has won the Worlds cyclo cross and either of the others ever.
Including MvP or Wout who more likely to have won the cross worlds if they had turned up.
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Post by: Fultonius on February 02, 2022, 02:55:36 pm
Pidcock becoming Cyclocross World Champ was missing from the news too, hitting various types of balls with bats and kicking balls was clearly more important news.
The BBC did report it on their sports web page.

Call me a cynic. (tempted to just stop there...) but I reckon BBC make sure they throw stuff up on the website to ensure balance....(even when main radio, tv etc. headlines skip it).

Ok, I'm deffo a cynic but there may a shred of truth in that?
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Post by: Will Hunt on February 02, 2022, 03:12:15 pm
Local lads Johnny Smegma and Jizz Head had a big win in the backwards three-legged egg and spoon race recently. Massive upset, beating the reigning champs from Ulaanbaatar by half a ringpiece. Wasn't even mentioned on 5 Live, the cunts.
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: SA Chris on February 02, 2022, 03:31:55 pm
He's rampant right now. If you can win cyclocross, the other 2 are easy surely?
Somehow I don’t think so, nobody has won the Worlds cyclo cross and either of the others ever.
Including MvP or Wout who more likely to have won the cross worlds if they had turned up.

I jest, just that cyclocross seems like such an unenjoyable event, that the others must be fun by comparison. Anyway, straying from the topic.
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Post by: Mike Highbury on February 02, 2022, 07:05:22 pm
He's rampant right now. If you can win cyclocross, the other 2 are easy surely?
Somehow I don’t think so, nobody has won the Worlds cyclo cross and either of the others ever.
Including MvP or Wout who more likely to have won the cross worlds if they had turned up.

Excuse me, Pauline Ferrand-Prevot
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: webbo on February 02, 2022, 07:47:33 pm
He's rampant right now. If you can win cyclocross, the other 2 are easy surely?
Somehow I don’t think so, nobody has won the Worlds cyclo cross and either of the others ever.
Including MvP or Wout who more likely to have won the cross worlds if they had turned up.

Excuse me, Pauline Ferrand-Prevot
I know that and Evie Richards has won the Mountain bike and under 23 Cyclocross worlds howeverI was referring to the men.
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Post by: Johnny Brown on February 07, 2022, 01:30:18 pm
Women's slopestyle was brilliant finale yesterday with a great finale, worth checking out if you missed it.

Be keen to hear about any other good watches.
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: SA Chris on February 07, 2022, 01:37:10 pm
Slopestyle snowboard? Yes, amazing final. Women's mogul final was similar, everyone upping their game. Skier cross and boarder cross are always good value.
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: SA Chris on February 07, 2022, 11:23:00 pm
Men's snowboard slopestyle is a different level to the womens' though. A couple of "what???" moments.
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Post by: Fultonius on February 20, 2022, 11:21:07 pm
Not the most exciting sport in the world, but pretty nice to see Eve Muirhead and her team finally win the gold in the curling!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/winter-olympics/60451924
Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: SA Chris on February 21, 2022, 07:38:48 am
And the Men's team get silver.

Anyone tried curling, we did it a few years ago as a social thing at work. Great fun, but flipping hard / impossible to get the length right, difference between stopping a metre short and going right out the other side feels like nothing.
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Post by: Fultonius on February 21, 2022, 08:11:08 am
I grew up in Perth, so we had the choice to do it one winter in PE at school, and my mum's a very keen curler so I had no choice...
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Post by: sxrxg on March 04, 2022, 02:59:05 pm
After some earlier discussion about Dave Ryding he has now got another world cup second place at Garmisch and sits 4th in the overall rankings. Another brilliant result that will pass us by as it wasn't at the Olympics.

https://www.bbc.com/sport/winter-sports/60546998

Title: Re: Fuck me, des plus brillants exploits
Post by: SA Chris on March 04, 2022, 03:53:56 pm
Did note it. Brilliant he performed well again, shame he didn't do as well as hoped in China.

Also the Winter Paralympics starts today, some amazing athletes.
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