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Title: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Houdini on January 09, 2010, 09:18:35 pm
I thought a thread was necessary (mostly to stop me posting individual topics) to celebrate the best of the worst that the internet has to offer.

I'll get the ball rolling w/ When Taxidermy Goes Wrong (http://izismile.com/2009/10/01/when_taxidermy_goes_wrong_36_pics.html)

(http://izismile.com/img/img2/20091001/awful_dead_animals_32.jpg)

Please, keep it trashy.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: GCW on January 09, 2010, 09:24:15 pm
Very useful. (http://www.cracked.com/article_15658_ten-minute-suicide-guide.html)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: cowboyhat on January 11, 2010, 12:17:02 pm
http://www.sarahjanenewbury.com/ (http://www.sarahjanenewbury.com/)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Johnny Brown on January 11, 2010, 02:01:28 pm
Quote
Sarah's challenge:

If anyone wants to pretend they think I have messed around with anyone please say so nationally or send a signed letter with an address.  I will not tolerate wickedness.  That's why lies are anonymous.


Quote
People Sarah Jane was fond of but never agreed to go out with

Sarah Jane was very fond of Paul Clark who she worked for years ago. They spoke on the phone for a while after and he sent her a card with kisses from America but never kissed.

Sarah Jane was very fond of Martin Taylor, Paul Hopkins and Jay Langley at Brann in Bristol. They all cancelled each other out. None of them were boyfriends or kissed.

Sarah Jane was very fond of Victor Riorden at BT in Bristol. She never kissed him. There was a lot of jealous women and men and a woman who liked Victor ended the temporary contract as soon as Victor left and she took over. There had been anonymous notes left in her folder telling her to leave or get fired for quite a while.  She worked there nearly a year, so it was a lot more than the 3 months contract originally agreed to.

Sarah Jane was very fond of a man called Andrew in Trowbridge. She never kissed him.

That's genius.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: GCW on January 11, 2010, 02:06:45 pm
(http://www.brassknocker.com/sjn/images/letter4.jpg)


Can't prove anything either way about anal though, can she  :whistle:
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: tomtom on January 11, 2010, 02:17:28 pm
http://www.sarahjanenewbury.com/ (http://www.sarahjanenewbury.com/)

Thats a class find...

But would you???  :whistle:
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Jaspersharpe on January 11, 2010, 02:18:12 pm
(http://www.brassknocker.com/sjn/images/sjchris.jpg])

Quote
John, an accountant from Surrey

This is the sort of person who gives my profession a bad name.

Actually, come to think of it, isn't that Saltbeef?
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Rocksteady on January 11, 2010, 03:34:12 pm
Genius thread.

I think youtube generally can go on there, more for the comments to the vids than the vids themselves. But this I particularly like:

Dwarf Midgets Killer Muay Thai Boxing Nasty Fighting (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i38X8GA0wAY#)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Houdini on January 11, 2010, 07:58:55 pm
http://dicktowel.com/ (http://dicktowel.com/)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: GCW on January 13, 2010, 09:04:11 am
Interesting, nebulised whisky (http://www.awolusa.com/page-2.htm).
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Tris on January 13, 2010, 09:34:20 am
 No description needed:

http://www.ratemypoo.com/ (http://www.ratemypoo.com/)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on January 13, 2010, 10:06:59 am
CouchSurfing (http://www.couchsurfing.org)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Iesu on January 13, 2010, 11:14:58 am
http://www.tokyoplastic.com/menu.html (http://www.tokyoplastic.com/menu.html)

edit - click on the drummachine flower on the messed up plant/tree menu
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: cowboyhat on January 13, 2010, 11:27:06 am
http://www.tokyoplastic.com/menu.html (http://www.tokyoplastic.com/menu.html)

edit - click on the drummachine flower on the messed up plant/tree menu

Saltbeef is bound to want to buy some of that stuff. Site is a bit infuriating but if nothing else it does sound amazing.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Iesu on January 13, 2010, 02:39:01 pm
the big red ball of mouths within mouths freaks me right out when it comes jumping out atcha!

btw, the effect is lost without sound!
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on January 13, 2010, 02:46:29 pm
the big red ball of mouths within mouths freaks me right out when it comes jumping out atcha!

btw, the effect is lost without sound!

You mean these?

(http://www.sourho.net/misc/wtffingers.jpg)(http://i29.tinypic.com/b6tv0g.jpg)

Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Iesu on January 14, 2010, 09:56:02 am
..any excuse...

no i mean the weird geometric mouth monster that pops out at you on the tokyoplastic site when you navigate to different parts of the site. Have you seen the envelope mouth as well?
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Iesu on January 14, 2010, 01:44:13 pm
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/all/ (http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/all/)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Houdini on January 16, 2010, 07:16:43 pm
http://www.pickmeupmagazine.co.uk/real_lives/I_breastfeed_my_dog_article_293284.html (http://www.pickmeupmagazine.co.uk/real_lives/I_breastfeed_my_dog_article_293284.html)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: magpie on January 16, 2010, 07:58:31 pm
Stealing my links.   :spank:

Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: chillax on January 17, 2010, 12:28:16 am
Wasn't sure where to put this, but here'll do.....

Are YOU concerned about home security...

The BackUp Bedside Gun Rack (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4LTTmRa698&feature=player_embedded#)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: chillax on January 17, 2010, 12:32:13 am
probably more in keeping, /b/ definitely warrants inclusion

http://boards.4chan.org/b/ (http://boards.4chan.org/b/)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: cowboyhat on February 14, 2010, 08:51:01 pm
One of the stupidest articles / websites I've seen for ages.

http://www.hottnez.com/the-15-most-spectacular-rock-climbs/ (http://www.hottnez.com/the-15-most-spectacular-rock-climbs/)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: magpie on April 02, 2010, 02:24:26 pm
I can't decide if this is quite clever or just freaky...Mouth Eyes! (http://www.freakingnews.com/Mouth-Eyes-Pictures--1741.asp)

(http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/35000/Keith-Richards--35000.jpg)

(http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/35000/Marilyn-Manson--35007.jpg)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: cowboyhat on April 03, 2010, 08:56:26 pm
http://menwholooklikeoldlesbians.blogspot.com/ (http://menwholooklikeoldlesbians.blogspot.com/)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: magpie on April 03, 2010, 10:35:05 pm
That one is good.   :lol:

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=irule (http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=irule)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: cowboyhat on April 03, 2010, 11:37:28 pm
I used to love maddox. I suppose I still do. Its a shame he doesn't update any more, though it must be difficult what with the same shit being put into a best selling toilet book career. That isn't a jibe: I own one of his books.

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=11worst (http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=11worst)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: cowboyhat on April 03, 2010, 11:54:40 pm
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=five_shitty_movies (http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=five_shitty_movies)

UKB has been going a while; I'm sure we've been over this before. Tom Clancy Plot Predictor. It deserves bumping up anyway.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on April 10, 2010, 04:26:55 pm
Bad penguin (http://z0r.de/119)

Loads of random shit there.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: InsanityWolf on April 10, 2010, 08:48:57 pm
This:
http://www.radicalfriend.com/ (http://www.radicalfriend.com/)

and this:
http://sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com/ (http://sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com/)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on April 14, 2010, 09:38:26 am
Automatic Daily Mail Headline Generator (http://www.qwghlm.co.uk/toys/dailymail/)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: cowboyhat on May 01, 2010, 11:13:27 pm
http://www.thankyougil.com/html/secret_antichute.htm (http://www.thankyougil.com/html/secret_antichute.htm)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: andy_e on May 02, 2010, 01:24:33 am
http://fuckyeahnickclegg.tumblr.com/ (http://fuckyeahnickclegg.tumblr.com/)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Houdini on May 03, 2010, 08:49:54 pm
And where, but the internet, would we scoff over this?

(http://www.fohguild.org/forums/attachments/screenshots/138551d1272434883-animated-gif-thread-road_ragers.gif)

 8)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on May 06, 2010, 07:46:52 pm
What Happens After I Die? (http://whathappensafteridie.com/)

This is a rather cool site, Ashes and Snow (http://www.ashesandsnow.org/)  8)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: cowboyhat on May 13, 2010, 03:31:38 pm
http://eatingoffthepeoplesprincess.tumblr.com/ (http://eatingoffthepeoplesprincess.tumblr.com/)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: magpie on May 19, 2010, 10:13:04 am
The Diana plates site is brillint.  :lol:
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Iesu on May 21, 2010, 11:12:37 am
The Diana plates site is brillint.  :lol:
:agree: pure class
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Charles on May 21, 2010, 02:13:10 pm
Probably common fodder but two of my favourites at the moment are www.textsfromlastnight.com (http://www.textsfromlastnight.com) and www.lamebook.com (http://www.lamebook.com)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: magpie on May 21, 2010, 04:16:25 pm
You can play PacMan on Google's homepage (http://www.google.co.uk/) today!  :great:
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on May 21, 2010, 04:23:56 pm
You can play PacMan on Google's homepage (http://www.google.co.uk/) today!  :great:

You can play PacMan with real people in Swindon today (http://www.reghardware.co.uk/2010/05/21/news_pacman_anniversary/)

(its all 'cause its the games 30th Anniversary btw)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on May 24, 2010, 05:06:37 pm
Picture removed.

Link inserted instead.

http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ (http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on May 24, 2010, 05:09:02 pm
 8)

(Probably more suited to the Quality non-climbing pics (http://ukbouldering.com/board/index.php/topic,3272.0.html) thread though)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on May 24, 2010, 05:18:52 pm
OK. It's a fair cop.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Fultonius on June 03, 2010, 11:16:57 pm
Spr0n - http://www.thespoiler.co.uk/index.php/spr0no-gallery   (http://www.thespoiler.co.uk/index.php/spr0no-gallery) :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on June 17, 2010, 05:27:24 pm
How to speak proper English, like what the Queen and that Helen Mirren does...


How to Speak With a "British" Accent - Unique Words (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drKtozox34M&#ws)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Iesu on June 26, 2010, 08:31:36 am
Lego Hello World (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zX09WnGU6ZY#)

bloody mac users! :spank:
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: cowboyhat on July 05, 2010, 12:44:22 pm
(http://www.27bslash6.com/images/simons_graphs_01.gif)

http://www.27bslash6.com/p2p2.html (http://www.27bslash6.com/p2p2.html)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Jaspersharpe on July 05, 2010, 12:52:07 pm
That's a classic.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: cowboyhat on July 05, 2010, 12:57:11 pm
I've been reading that website all morning its f amazing.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Jaspersharpe on July 05, 2010, 01:05:28 pm
This is another brilliant one from him:

(http://i45.tinypic.com/22cgp2.gif) (http://www.27bslash6.com/hatemail.html)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Iesu on July 05, 2010, 03:25:01 pm
"flash drive infringement" is an absolute classic http://www.27bslash6.com/flash.html (http://www.27bslash6.com/flash.html)

and another (i think this is a recent addition?) http://www.27bslash6.com/chat.html (http://www.27bslash6.com/chat.html)
Title: !
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on August 19, 2010, 06:38:03 pm
Anyone (other than Jaz) on Twitter?*

Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! (http://www.tomscott.com/stupidfight/)

(Jasper Sharpe v a couple of local celebrities)

Jasper v Toby Foster! - Jasper Wins! (http://www.tomscott.com/stupidfight/#jaspersharpe-vs-tobyfoster)

Jasper v Jarvis Cocker - Jasper Wins! (http://www.tomscott.com/stupidfight/#jaspersharpe-vs-jarviscocker)

Jasper v Nick Clegg - oh dear. Jasper loses (http://www.tomscott.com/stupidfight/#jaspersharpe-vs-nickclegg)


* Taken from the profile on here, lest anyone ask.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Houdini on August 26, 2010, 05:55:00 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/QXAxv.gif)

I wish I was there!!!
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on August 26, 2010, 08:21:59 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/QXAxv.gif)

I wish I was there!!!

Why? Are you a firefighter or a paramedic?
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on September 08, 2010, 11:34:40 pm
Satire bomb, explodes elsewhere on the "interweb"

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/back3.png (http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/back3.png)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on September 09, 2010, 12:46:47 am
Just how superb is this?

Country Gentlemen - Fox on the Run (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjQRzH-S_JM#)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Baldy on September 09, 2010, 02:02:48 am
that was actually......quite good...

I'm a little confused, that had all the hallmarks of being rubbish, but it was watchable.

DJ Steve Porter featuring Vince Offer - "Slap Chop Rap" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWRyj5cHIQA#)

that is my offering, I bought one of these off the back of this video, and it is not wholely useless...
I even got the "gratey" but I have never used it...
Love the woman at the end.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on September 10, 2010, 10:09:57 am
(http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/back3.png)

 :-\
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: cowboyhat on September 30, 2010, 11:59:33 am
Anyone seen this?

http://erkie.github.com/ (http://erkie.github.com/)

drag the "drag this to your bookmark..." link to your bookmark list.
go to any page
click your new bookmark thing
start shootin...
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Obi-Wan is lost... on September 30, 2010, 12:13:59 pm
Anyone seen this?

http://erkie.github.com/ (http://erkie.github.com/)

drag the "drag this to your bookmark..." link to your bookmark list.
go to any page
click your new bookmark thing
start shootin...

Amazing. Tried it on TheRegister homepage and it destroyed everything except a link to an article titled 'Everyone but Oracle demands Java independence'. Spooky considering it uses Java.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Stubbs on September 30, 2010, 12:14:33 pm
Brilliant, I just destroyed the BBC home page!
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: kilgore1080 on September 30, 2010, 10:32:49 pm
http://scotteriology.wordpress.com/2010/09/23/if-star-wars-had-facebook/ (http://scotteriology.wordpress.com/2010/09/23/if-star-wars-had-facebook/)

If Star Wars had Facebook
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on September 30, 2010, 10:52:54 pm
Say what you like about the interweb.

It's sure democratized the idea that product reviews should be the preserve of the professional, and the journalist.

http://www.reviewcentre.com/review211518.html (http://www.reviewcentre.com/review211518.html)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Iesu on October 06, 2010, 11:23:33 am
http://shop.moderntoss.com/images/161.jpg (http://shop.moderntoss.com/images/161.jpg)
(http://shop.moderntoss.com/images/161.jpg)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on October 06, 2010, 11:30:16 am
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/online_communities_2.png) (http://xkcd.com/802/)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on October 08, 2010, 11:33:36 pm
George Baker - Una Paloma Blanca 2005 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAKMB_QCi6Y#)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Jaspersharpe on October 15, 2010, 01:34:16 pm
http://lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.tumblr.com/ (http://lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.tumblr.com/)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on October 20, 2010, 07:30:09 pm
Pork + Keyboard + Broadband Connexion + The Internet = Result! (http://www.sheffieldforum.co.uk/showthread.php?t=660312)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on October 22, 2010, 01:34:15 pm
The Daily Mail Oncological Ontology Project (http://thedailymailoncologicalontologyproject.wordpress.com/) (shame its not been updated in a while).
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Johnny Brown on October 23, 2010, 11:53:37 am
Baby Monkey (Going Backwards On A Pig) - Parry Gripp (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_sfnQDr1-o#ws)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: InsanityWolf on October 26, 2010, 03:35:14 pm
Asians Doing Christopher Walken Impressions (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1Ee3qJEVZQ#)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on November 16, 2010, 10:44:32 pm
Press statement from Brigadier Alasdair Lethbrige-Stewart, cpmmander, UK section UNIT.

We can confirm reports of an attempted alien invasion. However, we have not deployed any forces to counter them, considering they are fucking shit.

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/a3922f5b-4eb3-4abc-aac0-6e7f9b4e4af2.gif (http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/a3922f5b-4eb3-4abc-aac0-6e7f9b4e4af2.gif)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Jaspersharpe on November 19, 2010, 01:31:40 pm
He may be a one trick pony but he's still fucking funny:

http://www.27bslash6.com/bob.html (http://www.27bslash6.com/bob.html)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: milksnake on November 29, 2010, 01:26:51 pm
some crackers on here: http://www.helpfulfigures.com/archive/ (http://www.helpfulfigures.com/archive/)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Obi-Wan is lost... on December 01, 2010, 01:41:21 pm
Something that tickled me is one of our internal council websites is called RIMS, there are two versions, the live one and a training version. The training versions URL is http://rimstrain.ngfl.sheff/ (http://rimstrain.ngfl.sheff/)

This sets me off every time I see it written.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: dave on December 01, 2010, 02:09:42 pm
dynamite.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: philo on December 02, 2010, 03:24:54 am
The internet lead me to this:


seriously what the fuck is that horrible vest he is wearing


(http://ugliesttattoos.failblog.org/2010/11/29/funny-tattoos-i-thought-ninjas-were-supposed-to-be-stealthy/)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on December 02, 2010, 07:17:11 am
The internet lead me to this:


seriously what the fuck is that horrible vest he is wearing


(http://ugliesttattoos.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/cb6af6cc-3767-479c-b4aa-758630ea5ff1.jpg?w=500&h=667)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: superfurrymonkey on December 03, 2010, 03:15:51 pm
http://kimjongillookingatthings.tumblr.com/ (http://kimjongillookingatthings.tumblr.com/)  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on December 03, 2010, 03:17:40 pm
http://kimjongillookingatthings.tumblr.com/ (http://kimjongillookingatthings.tumblr.com/)  :thumbsup:

Saw that on twitter earlier, most amusing :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: cofe on December 03, 2010, 03:31:36 pm
That's dynamite!
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Obi-Wan is lost... on December 05, 2010, 08:55:00 pm
What a giggle, read this article http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1335550/Merry-Christmas-Along-millions-middle-class-families-I-afford-one.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1335550/Merry-Christmas-Along-millions-middle-class-families-I-afford-one.html)
then search twitter for @msmetcalf (http://twitter.com/MsMetcalf) and check out the @Viztoptips (http://twitter.com/Viztoptips) mentioning her. She dug herself a BIG hole, and just keeps digging.

Genius.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Obi-Wan is lost... on December 11, 2010, 10:06:55 pm
http://www.thewildernessdowntown.com/ (http://www.thewildernessdowntown.com/)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Clart on December 12, 2010, 06:14:24 pm
http://kimjongillookingatthings.tumblr.com/ (http://kimjongillookingatthings.tumblr.com/)  :thumbsup:

That's top draw. Dude needs to get a new wardrobe, that mangey coat is so last despot decade.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on December 14, 2010, 05:43:04 pm
Dog Fort Comics (http://acidcow.com/pics/15718-dog-fort-comics-and-memes-18-pics.html)  :bow: :bow: :bow:

img]http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/1900/dogfortcomics64017.jpg[/img]


(http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/3899/dogfortcomics640high05.jpg)


(http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/2199/dogfortcomics640high07.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/gL0Lx.jpg)


(http://i.imgur.com/VAB4E.jpg)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: philo on December 15, 2010, 03:32:46 am
(http://i42.tinypic.com/2639gzn.gif)

new avatar anyone?
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on January 02, 2011, 09:17:19 am
Think posting/blogging whilst pissed is a good idea?

Drunk UKClimbing (http://www.alcowebizer.com/www.ukclimbing.com)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on January 07, 2011, 06:33:16 pm
Mark Watson and Frankie Boyle is currently a moderately diverting topic on the old t'interweb
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Baldy on January 08, 2011, 08:28:50 pm
Not funny as such.

But I reckon he sounds just like Jeremy Clarkson, funny how the same style jokes come across as plain weird when he says them though...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2C9EXiLnqQ&feature=player_embedded# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2C9EXiLnqQ&feature=player_embedded#)!
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on January 10, 2011, 07:04:37 pm
Sydney Telstra 500 - Slot car V8's Tilt and Shift (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKIeOka2PF0#)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Obi-Wan is lost... on February 02, 2011, 03:38:33 pm
Want to play a game of 'Rear Window'?
http://www.360cities.net/london-photo-en.html#tab2 (http://www.360cities.net/london-photo-en.html#tab2)

Quite addictive.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on February 05, 2011, 12:38:18 pm
The internet is breaking.
The internet is breaking.
The internet is breaking.

http://ww2.elitetele.com/telecom-news/business-broadband/sorry-the-internet-is-full-please-try-again-later/24293 (http://ww2.elitetele.com/telecom-news/business-broadband/sorry-the-internet-is-full-please-try-again-later/24293)

(http://www.thedaynursery.com/images2/Chicken%20Liken.jpg)

The IT Crowd - Jen Brings the Internet to the Shareholders meeting - WIDE HD (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTBsm0LzSP0#)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: ianv on February 05, 2011, 01:30:24 pm
This is pretty funny, ace video as wll.

http://www.howtoclimbthreegradesharder.com/ (http://www.howtoclimbthreegradesharder.com/)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: cheque on February 05, 2011, 02:25:29 pm
That video is amazing.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: lagerstarfish on February 05, 2011, 02:30:18 pm
He appears to be following the Lagerstarfish Business Model

where's my cut?
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Baldy on February 10, 2011, 03:43:58 pm
Royally piss off someone you know with this delightful site

http://gobarbra.com/ (http://gobarbra.com/)

It plays music so perhaps dont go sticking it on at work?
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: andy_e on February 10, 2011, 05:59:08 pm
http://gobarbra.com/hit/new-b4a947c7d6a058a7f988c6ee02ed834e (http://gobarbra.com/hit/new-b4a947c7d6a058a7f988c6ee02ed834e)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: cowboyhat on February 18, 2011, 10:18:18 am
A wonderfully pointless project, 'Rides of the Heads Of State'

http://karakullake.blogspot.com/search/label/Rides%20of%20Heads%20of%20State%20Series?updated-max=2007-03-17T16%3A08%3A00-07%3A00&max-results=20 (http://karakullake.blogspot.com/search/label/Rides%20of%20Heads%20of%20State%20Series?updated-max=2007-03-17T16%3A08%3A00-07%3A00&max-results=20)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Jaspersharpe on February 18, 2011, 10:21:22 am
Fucking hell I found myself getting sucked in to that.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: lagerstarfish on February 18, 2011, 03:26:17 pm
banned from the other channel? (http://gobarbra.com/hit/new-1f49a334fcfc95e2c7144df31381ff77)

(needs sound on, NSFW)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: tomtom on February 18, 2011, 03:38:19 pm
GENIUS... good spot Lagers...

This works rather well...?

http://gobarbra.com/hit/new-6e45df4ba30368f03f93a35ed58593d0 (http://gobarbra.com/hit/new-6e45df4ba30368f03f93a35ed58593d0)

Edit: no no no, this voice is better (I'm crying...)  ;D ;D

http://gobarbra.com/hit/new-43ca7096a1bb6694ce37691398851183 (http://gobarbra.com/hit/new-43ca7096a1bb6694ce37691398851183)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: lagerstarfish on February 18, 2011, 04:00:12 pm
I think you mean this

http://gobarbra.com/hit/new-c21d9a3249a41a797f4b86b1ca5b470d (http://gobarbra.com/hit/new-c21d9a3249a41a797f4b86b1ca5b470d)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Jaspersharpe on February 24, 2011, 08:31:42 am
11 Problems Listed In Jay-Z's 99 Problems, Ranked By Severity (http://www.11points.com/Music/11_Problems_Listed_In_Jay-Z%27s_99_Problems,_Ranked_By_Severity)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on February 24, 2011, 09:16:49 am
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-f9RASvjLaeI/TV6WvIScbPI/AAAAAAAADm4/IfOg452sP7s/s800/Rupert%2Band%2Bthe%2BGod%2BDelusion%2BCover.png)(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-SUsxFKSaspc/TV6Wlhj4nGI/AAAAAAAADmw/AJuo0N6Xdb0/s800/Rupert%2Band%2Bthe%2BGod%2BDelusion%2Bp1b.png)
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-yURw4iCkgMs/TV6Uwp7QcXI/AAAAAAAADmo/EcGSN10klWg/s800/Rupert%2Band%2Bthe%2BGod%2BDelusion%2Bp2b.png)(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-asLtQ3J15G8/TV6Uk0F57HI/AAAAAAAADmg/w_2KjGL_Mv0/s800/Rupert%2Band%2Bthe%2BGod%2BDelusion%2Bp3b.png)
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-bZ4nnPq5crU/TV6UV2LV_gI/AAAAAAAADmY/9O4dPwwdZLE/s800/Rupert%2Band%2Bthe%2BGod%2BDelusion%2Bp4b.png)(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-wrCJYOWnnoc/TV6ULI8PXkI/AAAAAAAADmQ/9kQRJB1UlXA/s800/Rupert%2Band%2Bthe%2BGod%2BDelusion%2Bp5b.png)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Jaspersharpe on February 24, 2011, 09:28:57 am
 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: markwellin on February 24, 2011, 11:01:03 am
lagerfish,
was that a reference to me?  or have you too been banned for discussing cock swallowing with the cunts over there?

(still banned btw)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: namnok on February 24, 2011, 06:09:39 pm
maybe nsfw (http://christwire.org/2011/02/comic-book-girl-nerd-panties-trend-on-facebook-is-your-daughter-next/)

on a safer note, i'm wearing my he-man undies today
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on February 24, 2011, 08:40:40 pm
Hmmmm...

I'm having difficulty here.

Can anyone help me out with this difficult poser?

(http://i.imgur.com/J31o1.jpg)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on February 25, 2011, 07:29:11 am
If you turn your monitor upside down you can read the answers  :P
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: chris20 on February 25, 2011, 01:23:05 pm
If you turn your monitor upside down you can read the answers  :P

Or you can use my favourite trick on people who leave their computers unattended, Ctrl + Alt + down arrow

But it doesn't always work on everyone's computer
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on February 26, 2011, 01:24:54 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/IHwNb.gif)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on March 02, 2011, 04:10:36 pm
This is fucking brilliant, The Scary Mail (http://thescarymail.com/) where comments made on the Daily Fail are voiced on video automatically :lol:
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: tomtom on March 03, 2011, 08:27:46 pm
http://www.b3ta.com/features/phalliclogoawards/ (http://www.b3ta.com/features/phalliclogoawards/)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on March 04, 2011, 08:01:22 am
Shanghai (http://sh.edushi.com/) and Hong Kong (http://hongkong.edushi.com/) mapped out in SimCity style  8)

Also a Manhattan demo (http://youcity.com/2009/website_front/index.html) (theres a conspicuous gap!)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Jaspersharpe on March 07, 2011, 11:28:53 am
http://www.lettersofnote.com/2011/02/regarding-your-stupid-complaint.html (http://www.lettersofnote.com/2011/02/regarding-your-stupid-complaint.html)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on March 07, 2011, 04:44:47 pm
Cunt of the Day (https://twitter.com/#!/cuntoftheday)  :lol:
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Jaspersharpe on March 07, 2011, 05:12:06 pm
Already follow. Amusing but also links to some pretty shocking stuff.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Baldy on March 08, 2011, 01:04:54 pm
As you do!
Rubik's cube solved behind back while juggling (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWGXV40cu1s#)


Also (self publication)

Slackline Rubiks (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9lYEcO3MRM#ws)

Busted a tendon really badly last time in font so I had some time on my hands, even turning the edges hurt!
(I am also aware that a portly german child has done it faster, but he is a loser so I dont mind.)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Baldy on March 08, 2011, 09:50:16 pm
just wow!  :bounce: :bow:

Transformer Costume (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nd1MfdbDx4&feature=player_embedded#)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: lemony on March 09, 2011, 09:39:55 am
Or the femail version:

(http://www.welovewhq.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/dsc_0040.jpg)

(http://www.welovewhq.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/dsc_0050.jpg)

(http://www.welovewhq.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/dsc_00511.jpg)

(http://www.welovewhq.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/dsc_0048.jpg)

From last year's Fancy Dress Competition at World Headquarters in Newcastle. I was the arse end of slinky dog.
http://www.welovewhq.com/a-halloween-democracy-2010 (http://www.welovewhq.com/a-halloween-democracy-2010)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Obi-Wan is lost... on March 10, 2011, 10:14:18 pm
Just read these...

http://damnyouautocorrect.com/6101/15-most-popular-autocorrects-from-february-2011/# (http://damnyouautocorrect.com/6101/15-most-popular-autocorrects-from-february-2011/#)

I'm now struggling to breathe
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on March 19, 2011, 12:20:24 am
http://www.knockingoff.com/ (http://www.knockingoff.com/)

(http://www.knockingoff.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/chip-and-dale.jpg)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Baldy on March 20, 2011, 12:40:30 am
anyone want a wadding?

(http://www.wadmag.com/wadmag/images/N46couv.jpg) (http://www.wadmag.com/wadmag/wadmag_n46.html)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: philo on March 21, 2011, 11:27:29 pm
obsession over car cleaning...

http://www.detailingworld.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=81391 (http://www.detailingworld.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=81391)


all i think about is a bird shitting on it
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: RAK Punter on March 22, 2011, 06:04:11 am
obsession over car cleaning...

http://www.detailingworld.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=81391 (http://www.detailingworld.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=81391)


all i think about is a bird shitting on it

FFS, that is taking being anal to Olympic sport status.

Imagine the reaction when his bird tried to eat her chip supper in his car.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Baldy on March 22, 2011, 04:04:09 pm
Can you imagine what would happen if you scratched it?

Jigsaw
(http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n296/vxrmarc/Nurburgring%20detail/94.jpg)

Obsessed Car Maniac
(http://www.aolcdn.com/aolmovies/tobin-bell-433)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on March 23, 2011, 10:00:18 am
Can't see this (http://windsorknot.today.com/_news/2011/03/22/6320417-keep-the-royal-romance-fresh-refrigerated) making it into many shops  :blink: :sick:

(http://www.polls.newsvine.com/_vine/images/users/nws/RinaR/6320432.jpg)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: lemony on March 23, 2011, 10:31:48 am
How about these? (http://crownjewelscondoms.com/heritage.html) (poss NSFW if you work as a nun)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: cheque on March 23, 2011, 11:40:42 am
obsession over car cleaning...

http://www.detailingworld.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=81391 (http://www.detailingworld.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=81391)


all i think about is a bird shitting on it

"the car is quite badly scratched but impossible to photograph for viewing.."  :lol:
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: philo on March 23, 2011, 04:43:58 pm
obsession over car cleaning...

http://www.detailingworld.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=81391 (http://www.detailingworld.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=81391)


all i think about is a bird shitting on it

"the car is quite badly scratched but impossible to photograph for viewing.."  :lol:

Didnt see that part but have since scanned it again and found another blinder-

Quote
The wax used today came from a £10,000 Daniel Swarovski Ltd Edition one made especially for Paul and elite customers of Pauls that would so wish to purchase one..... It has been commisioned by Swarovski and the box is a work of art......
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: SA Chris on March 23, 2011, 05:48:28 pm
I didn't realise that detailing was another word for OCD.

I also didn't realise that cars were washable.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Jaspersharpe on March 23, 2011, 06:11:17 pm
That's unbelievable. Has he not actually realised that it's an Astra?

Quote
..My old car did have a reputation as possibly the cleanest vxr on the planet which i was proud of..

No shit you fucking psycho!
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Baldy on March 28, 2011, 01:13:27 am
Dschinghis Khan - Moskau (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQAKRw6mToA&feature=player_embedded#)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on March 28, 2011, 07:23:37 am
Suitably weird, but more a Non-quality, non-climbing video (http://ukbouldering.com/board/index.php/topic,13510.0.html)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Baldy on March 28, 2011, 01:55:25 pm
ah fair,
Wasn't overly thinking when I saw it,
just knew everyone else needed to!
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Jaspersharpe on March 30, 2011, 11:25:55 am
http://www.fastcompany.com/1697711/explain-the-internet-19th-century-british-street-urchin-doogie-horner#self (http://www.fastcompany.com/1697711/explain-the-internet-19th-century-british-street-urchin-doogie-horner#self)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Jaspersharpe on March 30, 2011, 03:41:48 pm
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/60-completely-unusable-stock-photos (http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/60-completely-unusable-stock-photos)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: robertostallioni on March 30, 2011, 03:56:12 pm
Lagers b'day do?
(http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2011/3/29/17/enhanced-buzz-14894-1301433714-5.jpg)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: chris20 on March 30, 2011, 04:14:38 pm
Slacker's family weekend baking session?
 
(http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2011/3/29/17/enhanced-buzz-14889-1301433781-4.jpg)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on March 30, 2011, 04:18:58 pm
 :o I'm in trouble, told my wife I wouldn't let that picture get on t'net.  :tease:
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: lagerstarfish on March 30, 2011, 06:07:43 pm
I can't think which UKBer this might be associated with ?

(http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2011/3/29/17/enhanced-buzz-14905-1301434074-8.jpg)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: kilgore1080 on March 30, 2011, 08:21:54 pm
Simple graffiti...made me chuckle anyway.  :google:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-vouWAt2zWCQ/TYEN10KM5OI/AAAAAAAABV4/POVG_jiC5_s/s1600/urin.jpg (ftp://3.bp.blogspot.com/-vouWAt2zWCQ/TYEN10KM5OI/AAAAAAAABV4/POVG_jiC5_s/s1600/urin.jpg)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Baldy on April 04, 2011, 03:43:54 am
http://www.e4.com/wtf/ispot-games/index.html?sheet=0 (http://www.e4.com/wtf/ispot-games/index.html?sheet=0)

I'll certainly be trying some of these out at some point.
 ; :2thumbsup:
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on April 05, 2011, 09:16:48 am
The Colour Clock : Time Represented as a hexidecimal number (http://thecolourclock.co.uk/)  8)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: kilgore1080 on April 05, 2011, 03:51:49 pm
Stickicide!

http://www.play181.com/games/6718/stickicide-3.html (http://www.play181.com/games/6718/stickicide-3.html)



Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on April 13, 2011, 06:29:17 am
http://chickswithstevebuscemeyes.tumblr.com/ (http://chickswithstevebuscemeyes.tumblr.com/)

Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: DaveC on April 13, 2011, 06:45:01 am
Do you ever sleep or are you hardwired into that 'puter or something?!
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on April 13, 2011, 06:59:57 am
Woke up early and couldn't get back to sleep (combining surfing shite with some beastmakering).
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on April 14, 2011, 11:42:14 am
Genius Mr Men book reviews (http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/cdp/member-reviews/A1SM813W6H36YA/ref=cm_pdp_rev_all?ie=UTF8&sort_by=MostRecentReview)  :coffee:

Quote
If '1984' or 'The Trial' had been a children's book, Mr Messy would be it. No literary character has ever been so fully and categorically obliterated by the forces of social control. Hargreaves may well pay homage to Kafka and Orwell in this work, but he also goes beyond them.

We meet Mr Messy - a man whose entire day-to-day existence is the undiluted expression of his individuality. His very untidiness is a metaphor for his blissful and unselfconscious disregard for the Social Order. Yes, there are times when he himself is a victim of this individuality - as when he trips over a brush he has left on his garden path - but he goes through life with a smile on his face.

That is, until a chance meeting with Mr Neat and Mr Tidy - the archetypal men in suits. They set about a merciless programme of social engineering and indoctrination that we are left in no doubt is in flagrant violation of his free will. 'But I like being messy' he protests as they anonymize both his home and his person with their relentless cleaning activity, a symbolism thinly veiled.

This process is so thorough that by the end of it he is unrecognizable - a homogenized pink blob, no longer truly himself (that vibrant Pollock-like scribble of before). He smiles the smile of a brainwashed automaton, blandly accepting what he has been given no agency to question or refuse. It is in this very smile that the sheer horror of what we have seen to occur is at its most acute.

Somewhere behind this blank expression though is a latent anger - a trace of self-knowledge as to what he once was - in the barbed observation he makes to Neat and Tidy that they have even deprived him of his name.

The book ends with a dry reminder from Hargreaves that just as with the secret police in some totalitarian regime, our own small expressions of uniqueness and volition may also result in a visit from these sinister suited agents.

 :clap2: :bow: :lol:
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Jaspersharpe on April 19, 2011, 05:30:17 pm
Ha ha. Brilliant.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on April 19, 2011, 06:40:30 pm
(http://www.randompics.net/wp-content/main/2010_06/1277676918803.png)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Baldy on April 19, 2011, 06:50:53 pm
 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on April 21, 2011, 11:36:19 am
GPS Cocks (http://www.gpscocks.com/)  :shrug:
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Baldy on May 02, 2011, 11:17:53 am
(http://i-beta.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/0/6/1/54061.jpg?v=1)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Johnny Brown on May 02, 2011, 01:21:14 pm
Very good.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on May 03, 2011, 09:35:44 pm
(http://images.piccsy.com/cache/images/66957-7880e8-500-337.jpg)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on May 04, 2011, 08:26:56 am
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk9r1l8e131qjvzqlo1_500.jpg) (http://stickersonthecentralline.tumblr.com/)

 :clap2:
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on May 04, 2011, 08:42:15 am
(http://i-beta.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/0/6/1/54061.jpg?v=1)

[pedant]

It's Chicken Licken who thought the sky was falling.

Henny Penny was the first person she told

[/pedant]


Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Baldy on May 04, 2011, 04:10:04 pm

[pedant]

It's Chicken Licken who thought the sky was falling.

Henny Penny was the first person she told

[/pedant]


(http://files.sharenator.com/buzz_killington_191x300_RE_So_troll-s191x300-152037-580.jpg)


Still - to keep the ball rolling

WOAH!!1!1!!1 - LOK WUT I FOUND ON DA INTARNET!1!1!11!1 OMG WTF  (http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/3LZWmA/ssshotaru.homestead.com/files/aolertranslator.html)

I think we should include an option to translate the forums with this. It might help us reach a larger demographic?
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Baldy on May 04, 2011, 04:34:53 pm
My facebook news feed is on fire!

http://www.lflus.com/ (http://www.lflus.com/)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on May 06, 2011, 12:07:33 am

Chocolate teapot news from the north Pennines…

(http://desmond.yfrog.com/Himg619/scaled.php?tn=0&server=619&filename=jn6fo.jpg&xsize=640&ysize=640)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: superfurrymonkey on May 06, 2011, 12:10:35 am
 :clap2:
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on May 06, 2011, 12:12:53 am
Don't thank me, thank my kid brother.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on May 06, 2011, 04:29:35 pm
For the discerning drug user (http://www.pillreports.com/) (possibly NSFW depending on how tightly your employers monitor your net usage and whether they judge you on the basis of the pages you were viewing).
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on May 08, 2011, 09:00:28 pm
Does exactly what it says on the tin.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/50-unexplainable-black-white-photos (http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/50-unexplainable-black-white-photos)

Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Baldy on May 09, 2011, 12:39:58 am
Does exactly what it says on the tin.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/50-unexplainable-black-white-photos (http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/50-unexplainable-black-white-photos)
Those are magnificent.



Batman vs. Jesus Christ
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.comicsalliance.com/media/2011/04/jesus-vs-batman.jpg (http://www.blogcdn.com/www.comicsalliance.com/media/2011/04/jesus-vs-batman.jpg)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on May 09, 2011, 10:31:17 pm
Attempt to re-invent Enid Blyton for a modern generation "misjudged" say experts…

http://twitpic.com/4sv08g/full (http://twitpic.com/4sv08g/full)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on May 09, 2011, 10:32:46 pm
(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/funny-quick-play-dead.jpg)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on May 12, 2011, 06:43:06 pm
"BLUFF!"

Russian Wedding Show Fight (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4l3YbKyeCQE&feature=autoplay&list=UL0qzfg-ZdRQc&index=6&playnext=19#)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Will Hunt on May 12, 2011, 06:50:07 pm
 :lol:
http://www.dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=84 (http://www.dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=84)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: clgladiator on May 13, 2011, 02:39:54 pm
Batman vs. Jesus Christ
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.comicsalliance.com/media/2011/04/jesus-vs-batman.jpg (http://www.blogcdn.com/www.comicsalliance.com/media/2011/04/jesus-vs-batman.jpg)

(http://www.amazingsuperpowers.com/comics/2010-01-28-Versus.png)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Baldy on May 14, 2011, 03:07:49 pm
Skittles Touch: Cat (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDlaJlb1ezg&feature=relmfu#ws)

fullscreen it!
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on May 19, 2011, 02:50:42 pm
120 best dancing GIFs (http://www.funnyordie.com/lists/1d2da3358d/the-best-dancing-gifs)  8)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Baldy on May 19, 2011, 04:29:46 pm
once the page finally loaded that was pretty cool,

followed this link off it - http://www.jamesvandermemes.com/ (http://www.jamesvandermemes.com/)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on May 19, 2011, 06:17:27 pm

Ooo-err, missus!

(http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll1n50Y25E1qzfitdo1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Baldy on May 21, 2011, 03:41:05 pm
http://www.boredpanda.com/maps-they-didnt-teach-you-in-school/ (http://www.boredpanda.com/maps-they-didnt-teach-you-in-school/)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: chris20 on May 27, 2011, 03:02:25 pm
Some more GIFs but of the bouncing kind, kind of NSFW http://thechive.com/2011/05/26/things-that-bounce-thursday-14-gifs-5/ (http://thechive.com/2011/05/26/things-that-bounce-thursday-14-gifs-5/)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on May 30, 2011, 04:35:50 pm
Glory Hallelujah, brethren and sistren.

For now we can be saved!

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/ (http://www.landoverbaptist.net/)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: tomtom on May 30, 2011, 04:55:55 pm
Glory Hallelujah, brethren and sistren.

For now we can be saved!

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/ (http://www.landoverbaptist.net/)

hmm interesting banner ads. I think the io's should consider signing them up...

(http://www.landoverbaptist.net/kjv-check.jpg)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Jaspersharpe on June 01, 2011, 05:15:20 pm
That site is brilliant.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Johnny Brown on June 03, 2011, 11:42:30 am
The Grand Rapids LipDub (NEW WORLD RECORD) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPjjZCO67WI#ws)

I wonder how many takes they fucked up?
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on June 04, 2011, 09:06:26 am
http://www.m0ar.org/4973 (http://www.m0ar.org/4973)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on June 17, 2011, 09:53:28 am
Turn on, tune in, drop out (http://inoyan.narod.ru/kaleidoskop.swf)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: tomtom on June 17, 2011, 10:09:17 am
http://www.m0ar.org/4973 (http://www.m0ar.org/4973)

excellent site! so good I had to post one of their films on the nonqual films site

 :)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Will Hunt on June 17, 2011, 02:10:58 pm
I don't know why but this is great!

http://www.m0ar.org/4941 (http://www.m0ar.org/4941)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on June 17, 2011, 02:36:32 pm
m0ar is my site of the day

http://www.m0ar.org/4921 (http://www.m0ar.org/4921)

Scary

http://www.m0ar.org/4906 (http://www.m0ar.org/4906)

Not a club Bubba used to go to


http://www.m0ar.org/4904 (http://www.m0ar.org/4904)

Headshot

http://www.m0ar.org/4894 (http://www.m0ar.org/4894)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: cowboyhat on June 17, 2011, 04:00:33 pm
http://animalsbeingdicks.com/ (http://animalsbeingdicks.com/)

Lols etc
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Baldy on June 17, 2011, 04:40:12 pm
Danny Dumps: Angie. Cheating girl dumped live on radio (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-kJZGC7_9Q#)

harshest dumping ever?
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on June 17, 2011, 04:53:06 pm
"Whats it like?"

"How much is it worth?"

Sounds like she really loved him!  :wank:
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: markwellin on June 17, 2011, 08:22:33 pm
Oh man that was awesome! I wish I could have done that. I think it would have made me feel alot better!  I think she may have actually puked a little when he revealed all. Dirty wench deserves it.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: fatdoc on June 17, 2011, 10:23:12 pm
The Grand Rapids LipDub (NEW WORLD RECORD) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPjjZCO67WI#ws)

I wonder how many takes they fucked up?

jesus... how on earth??

amazining!
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Mr Cat on June 23, 2011, 12:50:13 pm
:D

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&f=210&t=1017090&mid=0&i=0&nmt=How+to+troll+a+dating+website......&mid=0 (http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&f=210&t=1017090&mid=0&i=0&nmt=How+to+troll+a+dating+website......&mid=0)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: cowboyhat on June 24, 2011, 02:03:44 pm
Thats amazing.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Jim on June 24, 2011, 02:06:28 pm
very good, had everyone in stitches last night
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Bubba on June 26, 2011, 06:36:57 pm

(http://i.imgur.com/8xVlG.jpg)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Baldy on June 26, 2011, 07:24:57 pm
Should also be in - "how weird are some people"...
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on June 27, 2011, 11:24:02 pm
(http://www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/59481/1200309716/Nahtzee.gif)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Clart on June 28, 2011, 11:06:52 pm
That family knitwear ensemble is all kinds of wrong.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: tomtom on June 29, 2011, 09:22:43 am
That family knitwear ensemble is all kinds of wrong.

Yup. Why o why have they used mohair?
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Bubba on June 30, 2011, 05:04:53 am
Obviously set up but quite amusing

NSFW  :
(http://i.imgur.com/No5fm.gif)
NSFW  :
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on July 04, 2011, 08:59:36 pm
Superb news!

According to an email I received at work - so it must be kosher, yeah? - I've won an iPad2.

And it's from a proper website and everything with a registered company number and address!
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: ducko on July 12, 2011, 02:30:14 am
Mad TV - Arnold's Clone Movie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcK-My1j9Hg#)

flippin' funnyyyyy!  :popcorn:
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: SA Chris on July 12, 2011, 07:51:00 am
hmmmmmmmmm
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Jaspersharpe on July 14, 2011, 05:08:51 pm
Twitter account for series of Kids albums is relentlessly chirpy in the face of derision:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/top-10-kidz-bop-twitter-comebacks (http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/top-10-kidz-bop-twitter-comebacks)

 :)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on July 17, 2011, 03:00:49 pm
Hackgate: The Movie already announced!

Hackgate: The Movie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFufrqhp0eE&feature=youtu.be#ws)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Jaspersharpe on July 18, 2011, 02:27:31 pm
 :2thumbsup:
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on July 18, 2011, 05:27:25 pm
They nicked the Ed Millibean joke from Private Eye though.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Jaspersharpe on July 18, 2011, 06:08:45 pm
 :spank:

Who do they think they are, Johann Hari?
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on July 20, 2011, 07:06:19 pm
Ad break.

(Shameless and rampant commercialism. But hey. I think it's cute)

ESPN Tilt Shift Football Commercial 2011 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sI_Ko5x2BlE&feature=player_embedded#ws)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: peewee on August 02, 2011, 01:31:41 pm
Seen this on the BBC News site, a list show the browsing habbits of the Department for Transport.

Obviously no climbers work for them as i can't see UKB or the other chanel on the list, might hidden behinf an ip address though.

http://www.dft.gov.uk/foi/dft-f0007532 (http://www.dft.gov.uk/foi/dft-f0007532)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: chris20 on August 18, 2011, 01:21:53 pm
He's back on it again...... http://www.27bslash6.com/f26a.html (http://www.27bslash6.com/f26a.html)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on August 30, 2011, 09:35:40 am
I'll post this here, as it's (sllightly) wider than just football…

http://thesunshineroom.com/ (http://thesunshineroom.com/)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on September 02, 2011, 09:53:42 am
(http://i.imgur.com/9JLM1.jpg)

 :clap2:
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: simes on September 02, 2011, 05:49:30 pm
http://b3ta.com/newsletter/ (http://b3ta.com/newsletter/)

It's been mentioned before, but a reminder won't hurt.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on September 09, 2011, 09:36:37 am
(http://i.imgur.com/4Rg2w.jpg)

 :bow:
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: csurfleet on September 09, 2011, 10:51:44 am
*guffaws*
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on September 13, 2011, 11:39:19 am
Celebs with no Eyebrows (http://celebswithnoeyebrows.com)  :shrug:
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on September 13, 2011, 03:24:30 pm
Heres one for Nik at Work....Classic photographs in Lego (http://www.howtobearetronaut.com/2010/06/classic-photographs-in-lego/)

(http://www.howtobearetronaut.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Lego-4-Minute-Mile1.jpg)
(http://www.howtobearetronaut.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Lego-Lunch-atop-a-skyscraper.jpg)
(http://www.howtobearetronaut.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Lego-Sharbat-Gula.jpg)
(http://www.howtobearetronaut.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Lego-The-Unknown-Rebel.jpg)
(http://www.howtobearetronaut.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Lego-Twickenham-Streaker.jpg)


Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on September 13, 2011, 04:41:21 pm
Genius review of Uranium Ore for sale on Amazon (http://www.amazon.com/review/R3JUIEGFUTUWMI/ref=cm_cr_dp_perm?ie=UTF8&ASIN=B000796XXM&nodeID=16310091&tag=&linkCode=)  :lol:
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on September 15, 2011, 09:07:28 am
A Gallery of dickheads : "I think I'm the most stylish guitarist in Finland" (http://www.hel-looks.com/20050724_01/)  :lol:
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Jaspersharpe on September 15, 2011, 10:51:27 am
Some pealers there slackers:

(http://www.hel-looks.com/med-photos/20100813_06.jpg)

Quote
“I like to wear leather, studs and oversized t-shirt with tight bottoms. I often shop at women's departments. I follow fashion and blogs. I'm basically an enormous dickhead."

http://www.hel-looks.com/20100813_06/ (http://www.hel-looks.com/20100813_06/)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: robertostallioni on September 15, 2011, 02:28:59 pm
Just seen most of those "individuals" coming out of the Hudds pretend university this aftie.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Jaspersharpe on September 15, 2011, 03:18:09 pm
SO last year. I'm a neo-hipster:

http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/you-look-at-me-like-youve-never-seen-a-neo-hipster-before (http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/you-look-at-me-like-youve-never-seen-a-neo-hipster-before)

(via @unclesomebody on Twitter).
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Obi-Wan is lost... on September 15, 2011, 04:25:49 pm
Some pealers there slackers:

(http://www.hel-looks.com/med-photos/20100813_06.jpg)
http://www.hel-looks.com/20100813_06/ (http://www.hel-looks.com/20100813_06/)

Isn't that Harvey?
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Stubbs on September 16, 2011, 12:30:50 am
Slackers?

(http://www.hel-looks.com/big-photos/20050827_09.jpg)

http://www.hel-looks.com/20050827_09/ (http://www.hel-looks.com/20050827_09/)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on September 16, 2011, 07:08:44 am
 :lol: Red & black stripes is ghastly though, they should be orange & black.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on September 22, 2011, 01:33:57 pm
Draw a Stickman (http://www.drawastickman.com/)  8)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: csurfleet on September 22, 2011, 02:05:01 pm
Draw a Stickman (http://www.drawastickman.com/)  8)

Pretty good diversion that :)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Obi-Wan is lost... on September 22, 2011, 03:54:04 pm
(http://www.notquitewrong.com/rosscottinc/comics/2011-08-03-madaboutsomething.jpg)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on September 30, 2011, 12:03:55 pm
The Sun (*eugh*) does SCIENCE (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/hold_ye_front_page/science/)  :2thumbsup:
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: andy_e on October 03, 2011, 04:20:07 pm
Wow, nothing happened for the first 13,999,993,489 years.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Jaspersharpe on October 05, 2011, 01:02:35 pm
http://twitter.com/The_No_Show/status/121552712344158208 (http://twitter.com/The_No_Show/status/121552712344158208)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on October 05, 2011, 01:40:09 pm
 :2thumbsup:
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: csurfleet on October 05, 2011, 02:31:19 pm
Haha nice!
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on October 05, 2011, 06:02:23 pm
http://twitter.com/The_No_Show/status/121552712344158208 (http://twitter.com/The_No_Show/status/121552712344158208)

Some wheelie bins?
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on October 05, 2011, 06:08:46 pm
No, its Jasper with his mate Wayne.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on October 05, 2011, 07:41:37 pm
Nope. I really am lost here. What [and where] am I supposed to be looking at?
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: andy_e on October 05, 2011, 08:37:36 pm
(http://amazingdata.com/mediadata12/Image/amazing_fun_weird_cool_waynegarth_200907240422572620.jpg)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on October 06, 2011, 06:25:25 pm
Here's what you could have won -  (http://bullseyecontestants.tumblr.com/)

“The shortest amount of time anyone has owned a trouserpress”
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Jim on October 06, 2011, 06:52:57 pm
(http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lr06tbOTZr1r2n2xeo1_500.jpg)
is that Hession?
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: robertostallioni on October 06, 2011, 07:14:16 pm
 :lol:

Bentley
(http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrbtmnhBRm1r2n2xeo1_500.jpg)

Nik and GCW

(http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqhmxrZV7b1r2n2xeo1_500.jpg)

Gangle

(http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqhn4w9oy21r2n2xeo1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on October 06, 2011, 07:19:06 pm
Hang on, isn't this the bloke whose head explodes on "Scanners"?

(http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqhn5scTQE1r2n2xeo1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: robertostallioni on October 06, 2011, 07:28:05 pm
"Sorry to bother you, Reverend Lovejoy, but I'm kind of in a tizzy. My son Todd just told us he didn't want to eat his damn vegetables."

(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcREbC-m3vzTF5xaWI9_7h4MHuNNK12Lch0p8oZ5ejd66u4zP9JFaQ)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: robertostallioni on October 07, 2011, 03:45:49 pm
Haando Santos.  :punk:

http://www.minimalsworld.net/BrazilName/brazilian.shtml (http://www.minimalsworld.net/BrazilName/brazilian.shtml)

Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Jaspersharpe on October 07, 2011, 04:23:50 pm
(http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqhmwh3KXH1r2n2xeo1_500.jpg)

ARFK and grumpycrumpy realise they've lost the Broadfield pub quiz again.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Jaspersharpe on October 07, 2011, 04:48:24 pm
Letter from Sean Connery to Steve Jobs in 1998:

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=8381984&l=16d01e9651&id=151599680851 (http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=8381984&l=16d01e9651&id=151599680851)

I have no idea if this is real or not but it is funny.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on October 13, 2011, 10:21:08 am
Be quick or you'll miss the rogue caption writer (http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/arts/celebrity-photos/celebrity-photos-of-the-week-oct-12/article2197635/)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: SA Chris on October 13, 2011, 10:44:27 am
Class
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Jaspersharpe on October 13, 2011, 10:53:43 am
That's fucking brilliant:

(http://beta.images.theglobeandmail.com/archive/01329/veuve-host_JPG_1329339cl-5.jpg)

Quote
"Host Nacho Figueras arrives at the Veuve Clicquot Polo Classic in Los Angeles on Sunday dressed like a complete tool."
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Oldmanmatt on October 13, 2011, 11:17:46 am
Be quick or you'll miss the rogue caption writer (http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/arts/celebrity-photos/celebrity-photos-of-the-week-oct-12/article2197635/)

 :lol:

That'd be so much funnier...

If it wasn't true... :'(
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: SA Chris on October 13, 2011, 11:57:21 am
I like

(http://beta.images.theglobeandmail.com/archive/01329/dirtygirl-gal2__1329350cl-5.jpg)

Quote
Actress Natalie Gal attends a screening of "Dirty Girl" in Los Angeles last week. That reminds me: I need to rewind my cuckoo clock when I get home.

Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on October 13, 2011, 05:39:54 pm
Not as good as the angry caption writer, but another gem found today....

Angry People In Local Newspapers (http://apiln.blogspot.com/)  :2thumbsup:
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on October 13, 2011, 07:38:24 pm
Not as good as the angry caption writer, but another gem found today....

Angry People In Local Newspapers (http://apiln.blogspot.com/)  :2thumbsup:

Fantastic heartwarming Sheffield story.

But it fails to answer the vital issue of whether the 'bus in question is an Alexander-Dennis or a Wright.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Will Hunt on October 21, 2011, 12:55:30 pm
http://lookatmyfuckingredtrousers.blogspot.com/ (http://lookatmyfuckingredtrousers.blogspot.com/)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Jaspersharpe on October 31, 2011, 01:06:55 pm
(http://www.atheistconnect.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/210862_187577147988833_100002096479920_406166_1006804077_o1.jpg)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on November 02, 2011, 01:08:00 pm
Public Service Announcement : Posting and You (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/posting)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on November 02, 2011, 01:40:09 pm
Excellent time wasting game (http://www.adamatomic.com/canabalt/)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on November 15, 2011, 03:39:29 pm
Roy Orbison in Clingfilm (http://michaelkelly.artofeurope.com/karl.htm)  :ohmy: :shrug: :-\ :blink:
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Will Hunt on November 15, 2011, 05:41:14 pm
Just in time for Xmas. A 'snip' at £8.
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Gift-House-International-GH-OT2008-Gentlemans/dp/B000QS6W0I/ref=pd_sim_kh_13 (http://www.amazon.co.uk/Gift-House-International-GH-OT2008-Gentlemans/dp/B000QS6W0I/ref=pd_sim_kh_13)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on November 15, 2011, 11:17:46 pm
Public Service Announcement : Posting and You (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/posting)


That's bollocks.

You should always just wade in with a new/thread/opinio/whatever lest you appear to be a noob, unable to back up your odious, almost certainly racist foul-minded bile without the benefit of "It stands to reason", "my Dad said", and "Well, I got told this in a pub".
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on November 21, 2011, 02:26:08 pm
In a similar vein th The Daily Mash there is News Thump (http://newsthump.com/)  :)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Stubbs on November 21, 2011, 03:26:21 pm
Excellent time wasting game (http://www.adamatomic.com/canabalt/)

That's just like robot unicorn attack without the awesome music, and Unicorns...

Normal
http://games.adultswim.com/robot-unicorn-attack-twitchy-online-game.html (http://games.adultswim.com/robot-unicorn-attack-twitchy-online-game.html)

heavy metal
http://games.adultswim.com/robot-unicorn-attack-heavy-metal-twitchy-online-game.html (http://games.adultswim.com/robot-unicorn-attack-heavy-metal-twitchy-online-game.html)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on November 28, 2011, 09:44:23 pm
The recruiting sergeant for the EDL has already been on the phone to contact her, apparently…


My Tram Experience (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i47HoiM0Au8#)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: metal arms on November 28, 2011, 10:35:17 pm
My Tram Experience (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i47HoiM0Au8#)

While I might not agree with all her arguments I think she put her point across concisely and eloquently.

I for one will vote in favour of IQ based apartheid. 
Title: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Oldmanmatt on November 29, 2011, 07:08:32 am
My Tram Experience (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i47HoiM0Au8#)

While I might not agree with all her arguments I think she put her point across concisely and eloquently.

I for one will vote in favour of IQ based apartheid.

Do you think she's married to that EDL spokesman someone posted a couple of weeks ago? Muslamic Infidels!!
I suspect the only job stolen from her could be abusing the staff at Job Centre plus, every fortnight...
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on November 29, 2011, 12:58:05 pm
It didn't take long (and this is the true meaning of "Ultimate Internet")

My Tram Experience (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBKRhar0lHY#)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: iain on December 22, 2011, 05:02:12 pm

Live forever by walking faster than 3 miles an hour: How fast does the Grim Reaper walk?  (http://www.bmj.com/content/343/bmj.d7679)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on December 23, 2011, 07:53:38 am
Accidental Chinese Hipsters (http://accidentalchinesehipsters.tumblr.com)

(http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvcne30Rov1qk2xnco1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAJ6IHWSU3BX3X7X3Q&Expires=1324713196&Signature=Dbqnp6d3e68w%2Br4lKL9b1m1Cnno%3D)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on December 28, 2011, 07:47:04 am
Life imitates art as the internet channels Kevin Wilson

Wislon, Boxing Day

http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/people-who-didnt-get-what-they-wanted-for-christm (http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/people-who-didnt-get-what-they-wanted-for-christm)

The internet.  As performed on various occasions

Kevin Bloody Wilson Hey Santa Claus (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEe55NxFSSU#ws)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on January 05, 2012, 10:34:40 am
Everyday I'm Shuffling (http://z0r.de/L/z0r-de_3714.swf)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on January 11, 2012, 05:06:48 pm
We really don't need marketing if this is the sort of shit they come up with....

Pizza Boomerang (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrKSWocbbdw#ws)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Jaspersharpe on January 11, 2012, 05:21:43 pm

http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/people-who-didnt-get-what-they-wanted-for-christm (http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/people-who-didnt-get-what-they-wanted-for-christm)


As someone succinctinly put it in the FB comments. All of these people should be shot.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Jim on January 11, 2012, 06:59:56 pm
We really don't need marketing if this is the sort of shit they come up with....

Pizza Boomerang (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrKSWocbbdw#ws)
I'm suprised Jasper had the time to do the advert, what with year end approaching etc...
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Jaspersharpe on January 12, 2012, 09:49:14 am
Think I might have overdone it at the gym.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Jaspersharpe on January 23, 2012, 05:23:56 pm
Ross Kemp folded:

http://rosskempfolds.tumblr.com/ (http://rosskempfolds.tumblr.com/)
Title: Ultimate Internet
Post by: tomtom on January 23, 2012, 05:48:12 pm
Ross Kemp folded:

http://rosskempfolds.tumblr.com/ (http://rosskempfolds.tumblr.com/)

Priceless :)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Jaspersharpe on January 24, 2012, 08:47:00 am
@ARFK It was on Twitter innit.  :)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on February 01, 2012, 07:33:05 pm
http://www.physicsgames.net/game/3_Slices.htmlv (http://www.physicsgames.net/game/3_Slices.htmlv)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: fried on February 01, 2012, 09:17:05 pm
Thanks a lot, that's 6 hours of my life I'll never get back :wall:
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Plattsy on February 01, 2012, 09:18:36 pm
Got a lot trickier with just 2 slices word.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Jaspersharpe on February 02, 2012, 05:14:51 pm
That's when I decided I'd wasted enough time.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on February 06, 2012, 03:42:00 pm
Ask Google to  define an english person (http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=define+an+english+person)  :lol:
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on February 08, 2012, 08:01:32 pm
The Scale of the Universe (http://www.onemorelevel.com/game/scale_of_the_universe_2012)  8)
Title: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Oldmanmatt on February 08, 2012, 08:44:37 pm
Oi! Stop posting things that require Flash!
You're giving me iOS users flash envy...

Or worse, I might have to drag myself of the sofa and wait an eternity while the laptop boots up..
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Jaspersharpe on February 09, 2012, 12:32:09 pm
The Scale of the Universe (http://www.onemorelevel.com/game/scale_of_the_universe_2012)  8)

Mindblowing.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on February 13, 2012, 10:28:15 pm
Something not quite as informative as the scale of the Universe, but far more in-keeping with the thread theme  :blink:

Orphic Oxtra - Skeletons Having Sex on a Tin Roof (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5BdyIGtYcg#ws)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Jaspersharpe on February 22, 2012, 01:48:14 pm
America in the 90's in 48 pictures:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/pictures-that-perfectly-capture-the-90s (http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/pictures-that-perfectly-capture-the-90s)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Jaspersharpe on February 22, 2012, 01:49:38 pm
Rick Santorum made from gay pr0n:

http://www.newstatesman.com/blogs/star-spangled-staggers/2012/02/gay-pr0nographic-santorum (http://www.newstatesman.com/blogs/star-spangled-staggers/2012/02/gay-pr0nographic-santorum)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on February 22, 2012, 01:51:54 pm
Some gems in Stunt of the Day (http://stuntoftheday.tumblr.com/)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on February 22, 2012, 04:39:12 pm
"Give him angry eyebrows"  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

(http://i.imgur.com/JC3gy.jpg)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Jaspersharpe on February 23, 2012, 12:15:07 pm
Saw that on Twitter yesterday. Scary shit.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on February 28, 2012, 01:22:47 pm
Old Maps Online (http://www.oldmapsonline.org/)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: cowboyhat on February 29, 2012, 11:03:12 pm
Classic from popbitch

NSFW  :
http://www.theworldstallesttower.com/ (http://www.theworldstallesttower.com/)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: cofe on March 01, 2012, 10:21:54 am
Birds with arms. (http://cubiclebot.com/pictures/birds-with-arms-image/)

(http://cubiclebot.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/birds-with-arms-top.jpg?cb5e28)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on March 01, 2012, 12:25:05 pm
Theres some crazy people out there...

Fletch & Vaughan: This is what crazy SOUNDS like via txt messaging (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaGFV0YJg-0#)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on March 21, 2012, 04:45:22 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8rzkCkFIus&feature=player_embedded#at=13 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8rzkCkFIus&feature=player_embedded#at=13)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on March 21, 2012, 05:58:21 pm
How come the Liberal Democrats never thought of this for their "Battle 'Bus"?

(http://beta.images.theglobeandmail.com/archive/01386/web-wildrose-bu_1386539cl-8.jpg)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Johnny Brown on March 22, 2012, 07:36:30 pm
Strong stuff this - he's not just playing music on floppy drives, he's playing Haddaway! BOOM.

What is Love on eight floppy drives (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xk_XaJ7gE4Q#ws)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Jim on March 23, 2012, 10:52:09 pm
thats what i'm talking 'bout.
BOOM indeed
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: SpanishJuan on March 23, 2012, 11:46:56 pm
 :agree: the force of the boom knocked me over.
 :clap2:
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on April 13, 2012, 07:36:04 am
Does this belong here, or in the Music/Art/Culture.

And then in which thread? Best Covers?|

Anyhoo.


Eat you're [sic] hearts out, Lego®…

Playmobil Stop Motion - Joy Division - Transmission (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UQmY57qrfw#ws)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: dunnyg on April 13, 2012, 05:09:37 pm
http://www.incredibox.fr/en/#/application (http://www.incredibox.fr/en/#/application)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Obi-Wan is lost... on April 13, 2012, 11:10:07 pm
http://www.incredibox.fr/en/#/application (http://www.incredibox.fr/en/#/application)
Hmm, not as cool as these singing horses from back in the day...2002
http://svt.se/hogafflahage/hogafflaHage_site/Kor/hestekor.swf (http://svt.se/hogafflahage/hogafflaHage_site/Kor/hestekor.swf)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: ianv on April 14, 2012, 11:28:12 am
http://www.webuyanycat.com/index.asp (http://www.webuyanycat.com/index.asp)

Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: lagerstarfish on April 14, 2012, 11:34:49 am
(http://www.webuyanycat.com/result/images/mia-6.80.jpg)
Title: Ultimate Internet
Post by: tomtom on April 14, 2012, 01:11:35 pm
http://www.catconverters.com/
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Nibile on April 23, 2012, 04:01:28 pm
DRINKS A BOTTLE OF ABSOLUT VODKA IN 15 SECONDS (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13bkEASIp5s#ws)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on April 27, 2012, 11:23:20 am
Ever wondered what drives improvements in t'internet?

Just take a look at the statistics behind serving up pr0n (http://www.extremetech.com/computing/123929-just-how-big-are-pr0n-sites) to see what sort of capacity is required to meet demand.  :jaw:



On a different tangent  :lol:

(http://i.imgur.com/gtXgp.jpg)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on April 28, 2012, 07:36:28 am
Amazon Reviews:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Veet-Men-Hair-Removal-Creme/dp/B000KKNQBK/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1335346582&sr=8-1 (http://www.amazon.co.uk/Veet-Men-Hair-Removal-Creme/dp/B000KKNQBK/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1335346582&sr=8-1)

Quote from: Him, not me
(I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on April 30, 2012, 04:09:15 pm
Incredibox (http://www.incredibox.com/)  8)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Obi-Wan is lost... on April 30, 2012, 04:12:44 pm
Incredibox (http://www.incredibox.com/)  8)

Done below  (http://ukbouldering.com/board/index.php/topic,13301.msg357816.html#msg357816)by Dunnyg
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on April 30, 2012, 04:14:05 pm
Apologies I cleared my mental cache out yesterday and therefore had no recollection that it had already been linked in this thread.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on May 01, 2012, 06:19:07 pm
Haven't seen this one yet...

Time is money, get to work (http://iprl.wz.cz/)  :2thumbsup:
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on May 02, 2012, 06:59:46 am
(http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/up-in-smoke.jpg)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on May 07, 2012, 03:41:19 pm
You daft racists.

http://twitpic.com/9ifjwg (http://twitpic.com/9ifjwg)

(http://d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net/photos/full/575154304.png?key=425532&Expires=1336402487&Key-Pair-Id=APKAIYVGSUJFNRFZBBTA&Signature=lvsRGjn-cXR3mMmO126c554dHmR4echxN9ZUMtQ6-UKUzhW6WnFzwUwsr-atzeis4zKVN1ux5k4ESOQrABEey4xrFbNsrW8Ehj-aU1Q39Ffsf~tjVJrQHk4qz9tzhRMktpJdI6S2hT4ehzE1jrBByXYREnl-rLEdTKOTecyVflA_)

[And the first two symbols are Kosher, btw]
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on May 08, 2012, 06:27:38 pm
15 Orang-Utans that look like the Mayor of London.



Does exactly what it says on the tin. (http://www.buzzfeed.com/greggdd69/15-orangutans-that-look-like-london-mayor-boris-jo-5v0w)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on May 20, 2012, 01:35:16 pm
(http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Random/jesus-problems.jpg)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on May 23, 2012, 09:55:17 am
Gifolas-Cage (http://gifolas-cage.tumblr.com/archive)

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2y1rgRLCh1r4etbjo1_r1_500.gif)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on June 12, 2012, 04:24:17 pm
Shells social advertising backfires (http://arcticready.com/social/gallery)

(http://arcticready.com/sites/default/files/styles/ad_preview/public/memes/dd407a115d23cdb7102fd302616b8d19_0.jpg)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Obi-Wan is lost... on June 12, 2012, 05:31:53 pm
Shells social advertising backfires (http://arcticready.com/social/gallery)

Brilliant, can't believe they haven't taken it off line yet!
Title: Ultimate Internet
Post by: cofe on June 12, 2012, 05:46:48 pm
Is that for real? Incredible.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: SamT on June 15, 2012, 07:12:22 am
Classic - but I reckon its a piss take....

Check out the page... http://arcticready.com/classic-kulluk (http://arcticready.com/classic-kulluk)

Quote
On the slight chance that something does go wrong, Shell's spill cleanup plan is second to none. No one has yet fully determined how to clean up an oil spill in pack ice or broken ice—but that too is exactly the sort of challenge we love.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Stubbs on June 15, 2012, 02:08:13 pm
Classic - but I reckon its a piss take....


Greenpeace innit

http://www.itsnicethat.com/articles/greenpeace-occupy-shell-artcic-ready (http://www.itsnicethat.com/articles/greenpeace-occupy-shell-artcic-ready)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on June 16, 2012, 10:20:50 am
(http://abstrusegoose.com/strips/rooster_of_unusual_size.PNG)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on June 16, 2012, 10:43:19 am
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/com.clixtr.picbounce/photos/f04de350-99c4-012f-b206-12313d1a6530/r600x600.jpg)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on June 16, 2012, 10:56:45 am
Childish, I know.

But this made me laugh out loud:

(http://www.omgif.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/how-to-cut-a-tree-branch.gif)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on June 16, 2012, 04:22:32 pm
Just when you thought it was  safe to return to Meadowhall -

(https://p.twimg.com/Avf__o2CAAAWv6P.jpg:large)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Dangerous Dave 123 on June 16, 2012, 10:05:51 pm
Curse of Curves (Cover originally by Cute is What We Aim For) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQjdYVa0vdQ#)
okay it's not exactly "ultimate" but it is a fit girl, playing guitar and singing.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Baldy on June 17, 2012, 11:19:01 pm
That was horrible, why has it been placed where I could see it?

 :badidea:
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Dangerous Dave 123 on June 18, 2012, 08:36:04 pm
If it's that terrible I'll remove it.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: shark on June 30, 2012, 10:11:21 pm
My excited youngest son has just shown me this. It's nuts..

Massive Lego machine with 20 modules (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Im5XVonV9Q#ws)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Jim on July 01, 2012, 05:24:46 pm
Thats amazing.
I didn't realise you can buy that much lego with dole money
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on July 13, 2012, 09:56:11 pm
SYC0 announce "One Direction" to become six-piece band…


https://twitter.com/BarnabyEdwards/status/223878455811510272/photo/1
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: mark20 on July 17, 2012, 07:27:45 pm
"wetter than an otter's pocket" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMk8KKWAq7c#ws)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Percy B on July 17, 2012, 08:11:48 pm
Bugger - you beat me to it! What a nice challenge tho - to see how many expressions from the Profanisaurous you can get TV presenters to unwittingly read out. What's next? Use of the expression "By the time we got back into the car she had a face like a plasterers radio" whilst describing a heavy snow shower?
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: dave on July 17, 2012, 08:24:56 pm
Hard to think of a scenario where they could use "could suck the chrome of a trailer hitch" though. Which is a shame.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Jim on July 17, 2012, 08:29:52 pm
I prefer 'suck a golf ball through a hosepipe' myself
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Will Hunt on July 17, 2012, 09:54:51 pm
 :lol:

"And if you're off to Glastonbury this weekend be sure to take your wellies, you'll be knee deep in clunge"
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on July 18, 2012, 07:16:59 pm
(http://fumaga.com/i/handz-off-anti-masturbatory-gum-instant-relief-lasting-up-to-6-hours.jpeg)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on July 20, 2012, 10:31:19 am
Nyan Cat (http://www.nyan.cat/)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: i_a_coops on July 20, 2012, 07:58:45 pm
Vader Dances to Hammer You Can't Touch This Dance: Star Wars weekends 2009 Disney (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIRQf0S3oD0#)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Nibile on August 04, 2012, 10:57:00 am
endless fun here
http://failblog.cheezburger.com/ugliesttattoos (http://failblog.cheezburger.com/ugliesttattoos)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Big Dave on August 06, 2012, 05:02:30 pm
http://www.fiftyshadesgenerator.com/ (http://www.fiftyshadesgenerator.com/)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Will Hunt on August 06, 2012, 07:34:03 pm
Quote
The thrusting of my marmite motorway was so vigorous, he soon found his jingle-jangle jewellery joining his cheese-crusted cock deep in my fart valve. With his stilton sword hammering deep into my gammon alley, the sensation of his womb raider smashing my cervix made me quiver like jelly. Within no time, I could feel the shitty steamin' semen seeping from my mud flap and all over my sugared almond. There was cock snot leaching from his clunger and I was wetter than an English summer. We were ready for more. With my open-faced ham sandwich now much like a motorway pileup, he thought it was time to start shoving my old dirt road. Is now the time to tell him I really need to roll a footlong fudge bullet, I wondered?

 :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Ultimate Internet
Post by: tomtom on August 06, 2012, 09:14:46 pm
Genius.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Dolly on August 09, 2012, 11:48:26 am
Babies who look like Mark E Smith
http://frankieteardrop.tumblr.com/post/21730633377/babiesthatlooklikemarkesmith-tumblr-com (http://frankieteardrop.tumblr.com/post/21730633377/babiesthatlooklikemarkesmith-tumblr-com)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Will Hunt on August 10, 2012, 12:53:22 pm
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-headlines/beach-volleyball-abandoned-after-someone-tells-audience-about-the-internet-2012073036232 (http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-headlines/beach-volleyball-abandoned-after-someone-tells-audience-about-the-internet-2012073036232)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: shark on August 11, 2012, 12:00:12 am
Check out the decor in this £1m+ house in Edale:

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-23577510.html?premiumA=true (http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-23577510.html?premiumA=true)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: lagerstarfish on August 11, 2012, 08:32:29 am
ah, Lottery Winner chic
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on August 11, 2012, 08:47:51 am
Check out the decor in this £1m+ house in Edale:

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-23577510.html?premiumA=true (http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-23577510.html?premiumA=true)


I'm assuming any potential purchaser would furnish it with their own possesions?

Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: lagerstarfish on August 11, 2012, 08:50:46 am
unless its got grade 5 listed decor status; in which case I think owners are obliged to keep the whole thing in its original state
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on August 16, 2012, 08:09:08 pm

(https://p.twimg.com/A0cQy-DCEAE7f8C.jpg)




[Also available for messages of support to the defendants in high-profile court cases]
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on August 16, 2012, 08:23:56 pm
And on the subject of “Grammar Nazis”; a colleague told me she thought the hero of this sketch reminded her of someone…

That Mitchell and Webb Look Series 4 - Episode 1 (Grammar Nazi) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3y0CD2CoCs#ws)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Jaspersharpe on August 29, 2012, 04:38:53 pm
Nicolas Cage can be anyone:

http://imgur.com/a/vnC8Z (http://imgur.com/a/vnC8Z)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: tomtom on August 29, 2012, 09:17:26 pm
Nicolas Cage can be anyone:

http://imgur.com/a/vnC8Z (http://imgur.com/a/vnC8Z)

Its true!

(http://i.imgur.com/BvkCd.jpg)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: SA Chris on August 30, 2012, 10:39:16 am
Check out the decor in this £1m+ house in Edale:

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-23577510.html?premiumA=true (http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-23577510.html?premiumA=true)


I'm assuming any potential purchaser would furnish it with their own possesions?

http://www-e.aspc.co.uk/cgi-bin/public/LiveProperty/301794?ID=FAPOJCHE#picture (http://www-e.aspc.co.uk/cgi-bin/public/LiveProperty/301794?ID=FAPOJCHE#picture)

Some fine decor here. The full size motorbike on a windowsill is especially tasteful.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: tomtom on August 30, 2012, 11:11:12 am
Check out the decor in this £1m+ house in Edale:

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-23577510.html?premiumA=true (http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-23577510.html?premiumA=true)


I'm assuming any potential purchaser would furnish it with their own possesions?

http://www-e.aspc.co.uk/cgi-bin/public/LiveProperty/301794?ID=FAPOJCHE#picture (http://www-e.aspc.co.uk/cgi-bin/public/LiveProperty/301794?ID=FAPOJCHE#picture)

Some fine decor here. The full size motorbike on a windowsill is especially tasteful.

Forget the bike - does the present owner only see in black and white? Jeeze, I thought I liked minimalist colours but this is hangin... the pad has 'footballer' written all over it imho...
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: andy_e on August 30, 2012, 11:39:56 am
You thinking of upgrading Chris?
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: SA Chris on August 30, 2012, 11:50:03 am
Bit out of my price bracket!

Apparently it belongs to the owner of  http://www.king-foods.co.uk/ (http://www.king-foods.co.uk/) here in Aberdeen. You probably saw the vans about andi?
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on September 03, 2012, 08:43:04 am
Layout fail:

(http://i.imgur.com/Z8WpH.jpg)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Jaspersharpe on September 04, 2012, 10:11:13 am

http://www-e.aspc.co.uk/cgi-bin/public/LiveProperty/301794?ID=FAPOJCHE#picture (http://www-e.aspc.co.uk/cgi-bin/public/LiveProperty/301794?ID=FAPOJCHE#picture)

Some fine decor here. The full size motorbike on a windowsill is especially tasteful.

Aaarrrgghhh!! Struggling to imagine how horrible it would be to live in that. It's a bit Patrick Bateman too.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: SA Chris on September 04, 2012, 10:36:09 am
Pretty bad isn't it. Some amazing space to put up a bouldering wall centre though...
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on September 04, 2012, 05:11:53 pm
This is your mind on drugs.... (http://cultso.com/artist-takes-every-drug-known-to-man-draws-self-portraits-after-each-use/)

(http://cultso.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/mushrooms__.jpeg)

The guy has also drawn a self-portrait every day since 30th March 1995 (http://bryanlewissaunders.org/sps/).
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: GCW on September 04, 2012, 05:49:16 pm
Holy Crap, it's Nik at Work!!!!!!

(http://cultso.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/buspar.jpeg)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Jim on September 04, 2012, 05:53:27 pm
looks like an extract out of the joy of sex
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: GCW on September 04, 2012, 05:58:55 pm
looks like an extract out of the joy of sex

I refer you back here (http://ukbouldering.com/board/index.php/topic,5617.msg181737.html#msg181737).
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on September 05, 2012, 09:11:13 am
Meanwhile, it's been revealed that Alan Hansen has adopted an egret called "Vera Badde-Deffendingge"…


(https://p.twimg.com/A2Ao-LTCcAAJGuL.jpg)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Johnny Brown on September 05, 2012, 02:14:57 pm
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-ovQzTJxZNBA/TfjXgU7mCYI/AAAAAAAAAaY/yxZ8aQhXV2E/s1600/obamas-signature.jpg)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: cowboyhat on September 07, 2012, 09:00:01 pm
'Map' of the internet http://internet-map.net/#9-162.48731994628906-81.93720245361328 (http://internet-map.net/#9-162.48731994628906-81.93720245361328)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Dolly on September 07, 2012, 09:39:52 pm
That's ace
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: cowboyhat on September 08, 2012, 12:19:39 am
Addictive http://www.pointerpointer.com/ (http://www.pointerpointer.com/)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: galpinos on September 13, 2012, 04:45:24 pm
Worlds biggest biceps:

(http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/DN2374CkxCMOiH44UvdRzg--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Zmk9aW5zZXQ7aD0zNDI7cT04NTt3PTUxMg--/http://l.yimg.com/os/251/2012/09/13/MoustafaIsmail-10092012-jpg_105912.jpg)

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/meet-big-mo-the-man-with-biceps-as-big-as-a-grown-mans-waist.html (http://uk.news.yahoo.com/meet-big-mo-the-man-with-biceps-as-big-as-a-grown-mans-waist.html)

Doesn't he look great!
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Clart on September 13, 2012, 08:55:53 pm
Worlds biggest biceps:

(http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/A4ce9_.OZOLOLSJSSYXi8A--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTYzMA--/http://l.yimg.com/os/251/2012/09/12/MoustafaIsmail2-10092012-jpg_183927.jpg)

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/meet-big-mo-the-man-with-biceps-as-big-as-a-grown-mans-waist.html (http://uk.news.yahoo.com/meet-big-mo-the-man-with-biceps-as-big-as-a-grown-mans-waist.html)

Doesn't he look great!

 :-\ I don't buy it, if they are real surely his forearms would be bigger, I reckon them guns are firing silicon.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on September 13, 2012, 09:01:11 pm
Worlds biggest biceps:

(http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/A4ce9_.OZOLOLSJSSYXi8A--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTYzMA--/http://l.yimg.com/os/251/2012/09/12/MoustafaIsmail2-10092012-jpg_183927.jpg)

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/meet-big-mo-the-man-with-biceps-as-big-as-a-grown-mans-waist.html (http://uk.news.yahoo.com/meet-big-mo-the-man-with-biceps-as-big-as-a-grown-mans-waist.html)

Doesn't he look great!

 :-\ I don't buy it, if they are real surely his forearms would be bigger, I reckon them guns are firing silicon.


<puzzled>

How did you make the photograph in the quote look different from the original?

</puzzled>
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on September 13, 2012, 09:03:25 pm
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A2sorAxCIAA4F0M.jpg:large)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Clart on September 13, 2012, 10:42:46 pm
Worlds biggest biceps:

(http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/A4ce9_.OZOLOLSJSSYXi8A--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTYzMA--/http://l.yimg.com/os/251/2012/09/12/MoustafaIsmail2-10092012-jpg_183927.jpg)

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/meet-big-mo-the-man-with-biceps-as-big-as-a-grown-mans-waist.html (http://uk.news.yahoo.com/meet-big-mo-the-man-with-biceps-as-big-as-a-grown-mans-waist.html)

Doesn't he look great!

 :-\ I don't buy it, if they are real surely his forearms would be bigger, I reckon them guns are firing silicon.


<puzzled>

How did you make the photograph in the quote look different from the original?

</puzzled>

It's a gift. Also I thought it helped to illustrate the unlikely muscle imbalance of his arms. Collagen injections?
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on September 13, 2012, 11:11:59 pm
Ah - I see.


"It's technical I [i.e. you] could explain, but you [i.e. me] wouldn't understand"
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: galpinos on September 14, 2012, 07:57:42 am
:-\ I don't buy it, if they are real surely his forearms would be bigger, I reckon them guns are firing silicon.

Synthol is appartently what's used. Mark S of this parish is the knowledge on this I believe.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on September 14, 2012, 09:09:39 am
Ah - I see.

(http://static03.mediaite.com/sportsgrid/uploads/2012/09/Screen-Shot-2012-09-13-at-1.41.46-PM.jpg)

"It's technical I [i.e. you] could explain, but you [i.e. me] wouldn't understand"

I think you can probably get your head round this......you can change the text (including links to pictures) within messages that you are quoting.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on September 14, 2012, 05:03:57 pm
The internets are full! The internets are full!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-19600718 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-19600718)

Quote
Europe has almost exhausted its stock of old-style internet addresses.

Strict rationing of these addresses - called IPv4 - has been started by the body that hands them out in Europe.

The IT Crowd - Jen Brings the Internet to the Shareholders meeting - WIDESCREEN (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTBsm0LzSP0#)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on September 14, 2012, 07:58:28 pm
Thats why IPv6 was tested en-mass earlier this year by Google, Yahoo! etc. etc. etc.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on September 14, 2012, 09:36:37 pm
Yes, I know.

It's what the article says as well, once you get past the scaremongering headline.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on September 16, 2012, 06:28:55 pm
Yes. It's those royal "topless" pictures the Palace doesn't want you to see!

(http://l3.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/ncxdYOBhn5YKG62zNXG4QQ--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NQ--/http://media.zenfs.com/en-GB/blogs/the-juice/Kate-Middleton-topless968.jpg)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: tomtom on September 16, 2012, 06:44:49 pm
is than an old Liverpool away strip on the left (the candy ones..)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: robertostallioni on September 16, 2012, 09:25:34 pm
no, its the arsenhole JVC change kit from circa '90. I had it (god knows why)
Title: Ultimate Internet
Post by: tomtom on September 17, 2012, 07:48:26 am
no, its the arsenhole JVC change kit from circa '90. I had it (god knows why)

Ah yes!
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on September 18, 2012, 02:42:55 pm
The Inebriator (http://hackaday.com/2012/08/28/inebriator-servers-up-all-the-cocktails/)....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJIkJ9x0-JQ# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJIkJ9x0-JQ#)!
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on September 26, 2012, 12:46:54 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f488uJAQgmw (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f488uJAQgmw)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: tomtom on September 26, 2012, 01:25:22 pm
Great article:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2012/sep/26/day-confronted-troll (http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2012/sep/26/day-confronted-troll)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Jaspersharpe on September 26, 2012, 02:58:05 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=_cG7ZVBXQII# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=_cG7ZVBXQII#)!
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on September 30, 2012, 09:58:57 pm
(https://dl.dropbox.com/u/23841947/182892_10150829701111315_1362826934_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on October 03, 2012, 08:26:42 am
NSFW  :
Follow the link, hold down the left mouse, drag up (http://kubikfoto.kfcloud.de/blog/nicole_blog.html)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: robertostallioni on October 03, 2012, 08:29:16 am
only works on the top :(
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on October 03, 2012, 09:23:31 am
I'd be impressed by someone who can lift a top over their head and take shorts off at the same time.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Obi-Wan is lost... on October 03, 2012, 11:49:07 am
Watch the Bloodhound test rocket being fired live, in about an hour from now... 8)
http://www.bloodhoundssc.com/rocket (http://www.bloodhoundssc.com/rocket)

Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Jaspersharpe on October 03, 2012, 11:53:03 am
Just been reading about this project having not heard about it before. A 1000mph car?!  :o

Hope Richard Hammond is the test driver.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Obi-Wan is lost... on October 03, 2012, 11:57:54 am
"An 800 hp F1 engine just to run the pump"  :o

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-19810160 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-19810160)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Obi-Wan is lost... on October 03, 2012, 01:06:33 pm
Watch the Bloodhound test rocket being fired live, in about an hour from now... 8)
http://www.bloodhoundssc.com/rocket (http://www.bloodhoundssc.com/rocket)
Just started
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: SA Chris on October 03, 2012, 01:34:33 pm


Hope Richard Hammond is the test driver.

Hope Clarkson is the braking system
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Obi-Wan is lost... on October 03, 2012, 02:50:20 pm
That was flipping cool!
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Dolly on October 05, 2012, 09:59:18 am
(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-8oOVlAq6R1o/UG6hCBTtq8I/AAAAAAAAARY/B5SuG1OA_VQ/s720/FirstGroup-tender-document.jpg)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Dolly on October 05, 2012, 10:38:59 am
I think that's posted in the wrong thread sorry
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: cowboyhat on October 05, 2012, 11:34:07 am
I wasn't sure were to put this either though I think the whole website is good so here it is.

http://www.lettersofnote.com/2009/10/we-all-feel-like-that-now-and-then.html (http://www.lettersofnote.com/2009/10/we-all-feel-like-that-now-and-then.html)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: peewee on October 08, 2012, 06:22:32 pm
A friend showed me this review for Hair removal cream, makes good reading, not sure if its been posted before but here it is.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/review/RMSBINADT0S6S/ref=cm_cr_dp_title?ie=UTF8&ASIN=B000KKNQBK&channel=detail-glance&nodeID=65801031&store=drugstore (http://www.amazon.co.uk/review/RMSBINADT0S6S/ref=cm_cr_dp_title?ie=UTF8&ASIN=B000KKNQBK&channel=detail-glance&nodeID=65801031&store=drugstore)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Baldy on October 08, 2012, 07:18:18 pm
http://features.peta.org/pokemon-black-and-white-parody/ (http://features.peta.org/pokemon-black-and-white-parody/)

PETA on the warpath!
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on October 17, 2012, 12:52:46 pm
The Positive Troll (http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/10/17/twitter-positive-troll-q-and-a_n_1966541.html)

(Follow him on Twitter (https://twitter.com/ThPositiveTroll/)).
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on October 17, 2012, 02:56:14 pm
This is absolute genius :bow:

Richard Neill to Bodyform :: Facebook Post :: October 8th 2012 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GRi59CfJqI#ws)

The response he got....

Bodyform Responds :: The Truth (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bpy75q2DDow#ws)

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Will Hunt on October 17, 2012, 11:06:20 pm
CEO with a sense of humour  :2thumbsup:
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Jaspersharpe on October 18, 2012, 08:47:47 am
Presumably that's an actress (Bodyform is a product of SCA, a Swedish company whose CEO is Jan Johansson). But it's still very good.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Will Hunt on October 18, 2012, 09:21:34 pm
Killed it  :(
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on October 18, 2012, 11:35:07 pm
Killed it  :(

Presonally, I didn't for a minute think it was anything other than an actor.  The fact that its from their official YouTube site though suggests that it was cunning viral marketing though (which could kill it just as much).
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: lagerstarfish on October 20, 2012, 09:12:25 pm
jesus fooking kreyst
NSFW  :
Dr. Osama Kloub Medical Videos - speculum examination (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkyxw1-EZjU#)

and it gets... well.... I'm amazed

is there nothing that Dr Osama Kloub cannot teach me about surgery?

Dr. Osama Kloub Medical Videos - Change Surgery-Male transform to Female Gender (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGoBrhGKt00#)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: mark20 on October 21, 2012, 08:36:01 am
Unlock the 007 in you
Unlock the 007 in you. You have 70 seconds! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDiZOnzajNU#ws)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: robertostallioni on October 21, 2012, 10:11:00 am
You can find your JAMES BOND NAME by simply taking your last name, then taking your first name and then your last name again.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Obi-Wan is lost... on October 21, 2012, 05:45:35 pm
jesus fooking kreyst

is there nothing that Dr Osama Kloub cannot teach me about surgery?

I know they are 'instructional' but they should probably still have a 'NSFW' tag. Mods?
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: lagerstarfish on October 21, 2012, 06:34:53 pm
for some reason I thought this thread had NSFW in the title

my mistake

I thought the age requirement from Youtube would require people to do something before being subjected to the instructions
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Bubba on October 21, 2012, 07:10:44 pm
I've wrapped the horror in nsfw tags :)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on October 22, 2012, 07:30:55 am
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc9bxgeHbI1qbo7f6o1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on October 27, 2012, 09:41:43 am
"Ultimate" a bit of an exaggeration, but a modest diversion, nonetheless -

75 London tube stations to find:


http://i.imgur.com/MQ4Or.jpg. (http://i.imgur.com/MQ4Or.jpg.)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Nibile on November 04, 2012, 11:56:38 am
From 8a.nu home page, the idea and the following debate, with some really pathetic name dropping by Jens Larssen, with Ondra, Sharma, Robinson, Woods and Traversi in the same sentence.

Record your "one hang" & "hang dogs"  (17) Facebook
 

Onsight and Flash are gradually becoming more popular. Sometimes you are fighting hard on a beautiful climb, the adrenalin is pumping but even so you fall during the last few hard moves. Would it not be nice to be able to record it for doing some analyses and maybe also to share and remember the fun experience with your friends?

The same goes for when you are making progress on your project where you found some new beta etc. The webmaster has made it possible for you to register "One Hang" and "Hang Dog", where you of course also could suggest a personal up grade or just give credit to the FA etc.

What do you think and how is the best way to make something similar in bouldering, falling on the last move.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on November 04, 2012, 07:07:45 pm
(http://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/4333.jpg)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: lagerstarfish on November 04, 2012, 07:09:22 pm
re: 8a.fail

to seriously misquote Yoda - you've either done it or not done it. there is no almost

There are loads of seriously attractive women who have flirted with me, but haven't actually taken me home - I don't feel any sense of accomplishment from this
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on November 05, 2012, 06:37:11 pm
Logic fail…

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A6ogD3tCIAEeL1u.jpg)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on November 06, 2012, 06:06:36 pm
Can't think for a minute why this might be topical…


(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A7CQ_s-CEAA2zsv.jpg)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Jaspersharpe on November 07, 2012, 03:19:06 pm
http://www.typingkaraoke.com/ (http://www.typingkaraoke.com/)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on November 08, 2012, 10:28:29 am
Mitt Romney - he might be a loser in the election, but at least he's a winner at Blockbusters…

(http://utahdatapoints.com/abrown/utahdatapoints/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/nytimes-election-2012-map.jpg)


<Cough> (With any luck, no-one will notice that edit.)  :whistle:
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Baldy on November 08, 2012, 10:36:11 am
Am I missing something?

Blockbusters?
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: andy_e on November 08, 2012, 10:37:26 am
(http://www.virginmedia.com/images/Blockbusters-Bob-Holness-590x350.jpg)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Baldy on November 08, 2012, 10:44:16 am
Gotcha  :slap:

Blockbuster google search (https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=blockbusters&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hl=en&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=A4ybUP-AHIKR0QX0y4HgBA&biw=1280&bih=610&sei=BoybUOaJHIa40QX-roHgAQ#um=1&hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB%3Aofficial&tbm=isch&sa=1&q=blockbuster&oq=blockbuster&gs_l=img.3...6681.6681.0.6843.1.1.0.0.0.0.0.0..0.0...0.0...1c.1.9ysjGeCEPqQ&pbx=1&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_cp.r_qf.&fp=23933385164f7172&bpcl=37643589&biw=1280&bih=610)

Blockbusters Google Search (https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=blockbusters&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hl=en&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=A4ybUP-AHIKR0QX0y4HgBA&biw=1280&bih=610&sei=BoybUOaJHIa40QX-roHgAQ#um=1&hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB%3Aofficial&tbm=isch&sa=1&q=blockbusters&oq=blockbusters&gs_l=img.12...0.0.0.9184.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0..0.0...0.0...1c.3VcEfoO6-Uc&pbx=1&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_cp.r_qf.&fp=d7daeb93737b86f2&bpcl=37643589&biw=1280&bih=610)

How interesting (in a completely boring and uninteresting way)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on November 09, 2012, 06:58:08 pm
And now he's just been given the news he has to spend a wet weekend camping in the Brecon Beacons…

(http://images.politico.com/global/2012/11/mitt_romney_lookdown.jpg)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: ghisino on November 13, 2012, 09:05:29 am
http://www.theuselessweb.com/ (http://www.theuselessweb.com/)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: milksnake on November 16, 2012, 12:46:38 am
I unwound the whole roll
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: mrjonathanr on November 18, 2012, 09:03:17 pm
 Entertaining? (http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/)

Quote
You should never encourage insane people in their delusions. Not unless they’ve got a gun against your head.

Don’t reply. Don’t get into the arguments. I know it’s ultimately very tempting to take someone to account on their bare-naked stupidity, lack of reason, outright bigotry or any other negative human quality that people seem to think that the internet was created to let out – but don’t. Just say no. Because you look worse than they do, and you’ll waste your time.

Has this person has been reading UKC?
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on November 22, 2012, 10:13:00 am
100,000 Stars (http://workshop.chromeexperiments.com/stars/) (best viewed in Chrome)   8)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on November 25, 2012, 03:31:40 pm
Other hobbies you might like to try:

#4,578 in an ongoing series.

Train-spotting.

It's that thing BEHIND you!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8683750.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8683750.stm)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on November 28, 2012, 11:15:19 pm
This is what i do i sit on you (original) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ur36D0YPEA#)

BAMBOLEO GUY- Meni Ozeri, ISRAEL מני עוזרי במבוליאו, ישראל (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jU14YBbmaQI#)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Will Hunt on November 29, 2012, 12:28:37 am
Chicken Cottage Award Ceremony 2012P Part 1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkyDzpwIVI8#ws)

Courtesy of Monolith!
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: SpanishJuan on November 29, 2012, 04:58:51 pm
Chicken Cottage Award Ceremony 2012P Part 1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkyDzpwIVI8#ws)

Courtesy of Monolith!
mmmmmmm chicken..

I don't know how that one went by me for so long

And its only Part 1...
(I will never get that time back)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on December 06, 2012, 07:26:49 am
Stuff that doesn't work in Norfolk…

(http://www.lolwithme.org/wp-content/uploads/15isThisMany.jpg)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: peewee on December 07, 2012, 11:45:15 pm
Stuff that doesn't work in Norfolk Most Northern towns…

(http://www.lolwithme.org/wp-content/uploads/15isThisMany.jpg)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Paul B on December 10, 2012, 12:21:08 am
I found the top review for this quite amusing:

http://www.play.com/Clothing/Accessories/4-/14258612/Marvel-Comic-Inside-Print-Wallet/Product.html?searchstring=marvel+wallet&searchsource=0&searchtype=allproducts&urlrefer=search (http://www.play.com/Clothing/Accessories/4-/14258612/Marvel-Comic-Inside-Print-Wallet/Product.html?searchstring=marvel+wallet&searchsource=0&searchtype=allproducts&urlrefer=search)

Quote
Absolutely brilliant wallet!

I've read that a lot of people are moaning that It's too big for skinny jeans. Surely if you wear skinny jeans you should be using a purse instead?
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on December 10, 2012, 07:22:56 am
Mob Trumps (http://www.monkeon.co.uk/mobtrumps/) starts with a good opener  ;D
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: cofe on December 10, 2012, 09:04:58 am
http://missedhighfive.tumblr.com (http://missedhighfive.tumblr.com)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: robertostallioni on December 10, 2012, 09:13:50 am
thats awesome cofe.
(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr03/2012/11/16/10/anigif_enhanced-buzz-20039-1353081097-7.gif)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: cowboyhat on December 10, 2012, 02:16:36 pm
Missed high 5's. Yes.

http://www.howmanypeopleareinspacerightnow.com/ (http://www.howmanypeopleareinspacerightnow.com/)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on December 12, 2012, 05:51:28 pm
Cock-up at the Met Office?

https://twitter.com/SimonConway/status/278908271719501825/photo/1
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on January 04, 2013, 05:38:28 pm
Duuuuh!

I didn't get this until I read the yellow "Rollover" text to pop-up on the pane


(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/conditioning.png)

http://xkcd.com/1156/ (http://xkcd.com/1156/)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: mark20 on January 11, 2013, 04:53:32 pm
(http://sphotos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/150220_10152438636255026_2026539838_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Dolly on January 11, 2013, 05:48:20 pm
ACE  ;D
Just sprayed the monitor at work
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Jaspersharpe on January 21, 2013, 04:48:15 pm
http://www.gizoogle.net/xfer.php?link=http://ukbouldering.com/board/ (http://www.gizoogle.net/xfer.php?link=http://ukbouldering.com/board/)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: tesla on January 21, 2013, 05:16:35 pm
heh, embed errors after that site replaced the 'player' in player.vimeo.com with 'playa' =)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: andy_e on January 21, 2013, 06:51:29 pm
I'd forgotten about gizoogle... Genius.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on January 23, 2013, 02:58:32 pm
Monopoly for the ConDemNation - [from Huff Post - who IIRC, don't pay their contributors either]

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/950865/thumbs/o-HIGH_STREET_MONOPOLY-900.jpg?6 (http://i.huffpost.com/gen/950865/thumbs/o-HIGH_STREET_MONOPOLY-900.jpg?6)(http://)

Chance Cards


'Drunk in Charge'. Get featured on the cover of Heat magazine. Collect £200.
You manage to get an appointment at the Genius Bar in the Apple Store within a week. Collect £200.
Go To Jail. Move directly to Jail. Do not pass 'Go'. Do not collect £200.
Sue Jail for breaching your human rights. Collect £10,000 compensation.
It’s your birthday! You receive an HMV voucher. Collect £0 from each player.
Advance to Pall Mall. If you pass Starbucks, pay £5 towards their taxes.
Take a trip to Marylebone Station. If you pass a ‘Tesco Metro’ collect £100. Your small local shop then closes down. Lose £200.
You buy a peplum dress with lace insert online with free delivery from ASOS. Collect £100.

Community Chest Cards

Your bank has made an error. Pay them £100 plus £20 in additional fees.
Get out of Jail free card – move to the Ecuadorian Embassy and stay there indefinitely.
You receive a 2 for 1 deal email from Blockbuster. Go back three places.
You have come third in a reality show. Skip three turns while you do panto in Swindon.
Your fridge breaks down. You bought it from Comet. Pay £200 to buy a new one from Argos.
You appear on Jeremy Kyle. You take a lie-detector test and discover which brother is your baby's daddy. Collect £1000 in child support arrears.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on January 30, 2013, 10:53:33 am
(http://i.imgur.com/C40ubWG.jpg)
Title: Ultimate Internet
Post by: tomtom on January 30, 2013, 08:06:52 pm
http://phillucas.wordpress.com/category/pr0no-post-boxes/
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on February 04, 2013, 10:06:29 am


(http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/310272_507058904559_1215675026_n.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/knf5vye.jpg)

And plenty more..../r/DogsWearingHats (http://www.reddit.com/r/dogswearinghats)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: SA Chris on February 04, 2013, 03:27:46 pm
See quote bottom right of page.

http://www.accidentclaims.org/ (http://www.accidentclaims.org/)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Iesu on February 12, 2013, 12:20:10 pm
i saw that a couple of weeks back; sadly they appear to have taken the site down...

A far sighted colleague took a screen shot of it but sadly i can't get images on here
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on February 15, 2013, 10:30:59 am
Did you forget to get your loved one a valentines day gift yesterday?

Fret not, this site will save you.

Give the gift of herpes (http://www.giantmicrobes.com/us/products/herpes.html) (or gonorrhea (http://www.giantmicrobes.com/us/products/clap.html), syphillis (http://www.giantmicrobes.com/us/products/pox.html), or chlamydia (http://www.giantmicrobes.com/us/products/chlamydia.html)).


One of the more bizarre sites I've come across recently.  :shrug: :-\ :???:
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on February 18, 2013, 01:09:43 pm
Just what everyone's life has been missing.....SEUT (Squirrels Eating Unusual Things (http://www.reddit.com/r/SEUT/)

(http://www.2artville.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/squirrel-0005.jpg)(http://i.imgur.com/zPYf1.jpg)
(http://media.funlol.com/pictures/6807.jpg)(http://i.imgur.com/zw6sv.jpg)


Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on February 19, 2013, 08:00:05 am
Deep Inside : A Study of 10000 pr0n stars (http://jonmillward.com/blog/studies/deep-inside-a-study-of-10000-pr0n-stars/) (this page itself is quite SFW (i.e. no explicit images) even though the subject matter isn't).
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on February 27, 2013, 04:05:43 pm

DJs You Can Eat (http://djsyoucaneat.tumblr.com/)  :lol:

Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Jim on February 27, 2013, 09:40:04 pm
I must of mis-read the thread title
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on February 28, 2013, 08:25:31 am
Time for some glasses? :geek:
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: cowboyhat on February 28, 2013, 06:10:19 pm
http://jimllpaintit.tumblr.com/ (http://jimllpaintit.tumblr.com/)
Title: Re: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Jaspersharpe on March 01, 2013, 12:37:36 am
http://jimllpaintit.tumblr.com/ (http://jimllpaintit.tumblr.com/)
This is fucking amazing. Especially the turtle tennis lesson, Taj Mahal with ears one.

But all of it.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: SA Chris on March 01, 2013, 07:02:24 am
That's made my day. And it's still early!
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Johnny Brown on March 01, 2013, 09:56:43 am
Indeed. I think Char should be made moderator of this thread.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: andy_e on March 01, 2013, 10:39:02 am
My favourite is Brian Blessed and Goldie racing on vacuum cleaners around the rainbow level of mario cart both drunk on white ace.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: cowboyhat on March 01, 2013, 01:07:26 pm
Been done before but it never gets old...

http://lesbianhair.wordpress.com/ (http://lesbianhair.wordpress.com/)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on March 01, 2013, 01:38:05 pm
Still in Beta but....Massive online Bomberman (http://bombermine.com/)  8)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: crimp on March 02, 2013, 06:10:59 am
Forget wikipedia. The real shizzle on just about anything is here:

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/David_Cameron (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/David_Cameron)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on March 02, 2013, 08:39:59 am
Forget wikipedia. The real shizzle on just about anything is here:

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/David_Cameron (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/David_Cameron)


http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Nick_Clegg (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Nick_Clegg)

Arf - "Whoops! Maybe you were looking for David Cameron?"
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: tomtom on March 02, 2013, 09:35:23 am
:) Good find Crimp...

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/The_toaster_in_Pulp_Fiction (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/The_toaster_in_Pulp_Fiction)

THey are also looking for people to Pee review articles ;)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: r-man on March 02, 2013, 11:33:42 am
Still in Beta but....Massive online Bomberman (http://bombermine.com/)  8)

Amazing. That took me back. Lost 3 hours last night!
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: SpanishJuan on March 02, 2013, 08:05:57 pm
Amazing. That took me back. Lost 3 hours last night!


So your one of the swine's :'( that repeatedly killed me last night (over the duration of about 3 hours).
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Obi-Wan is lost... on March 05, 2013, 10:06:03 am
http://www.yarrmaps.com (http://www.yarrmaps.com)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on March 05, 2013, 10:15:57 am
http://www.yarrmaps.com (http://www.yarrmaps.com)

Thats crap for finding torrents!  :P
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: crimp on March 05, 2013, 01:04:43 pm
This site makes me chuckle. But disappoints me because my cat looks more like Mexican revolutionary pancho villa

http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com/cgi-bin/seigmiaow.pl (http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com/cgi-bin/seigmiaow.pl)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on March 07, 2013, 06:50:08 am
Astronomy Picture of the Day -


Thor's Helmet -

http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap130307.html (http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap130307.html)

Lumme!


(
Fnarr, fnarr (http://www.rollonfriday.com/Portals/0/images/finbarr.jpg)


etc.
)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on March 17, 2013, 06:58:40 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/Ezv4s.jpg)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: finbarrr on March 26, 2013, 10:38:58 am
http://thumbsandammo.blogspot.nl/ (http://thumbsandammo.blogspot.nl/)

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Q5tVyMkoE_0/UUw8v4cgbAI/AAAAAAAAA4s/5DwyopBdidc/s1600/pulp_thumb+christian+d.jpg)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on March 27, 2013, 05:50:34 pm
Modern music? Rubbish!

Why can't they have bands like we used to have?

(http://i.imgur.com/7Hdwt.jpg)

(http://img801.imageshack.us/img801/7575/20130325000923jpgthumb.png)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: dunnyg on March 27, 2013, 10:51:33 pm
http://www.happyplace.com/15235/the-creepiest-easter-bunny-photos-ever-taken/page/1 (http://www.happyplace.com/15235/the-creepiest-easter-bunny-photos-ever-taken/page/1)

made me giggle in the rain with a broken down car.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on March 29, 2013, 07:11:50 am
Happy Easter everybody!

http://thesunshineroom.com/2013/03/28/judas-the-betrayal/ (http://thesunshineroom.com/2013/03/28/judas-the-betrayal/)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on April 01, 2013, 03:56:39 am
And "the Man upstairs" has issued his response -

(http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/3277/30289879.jpg)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on April 08, 2013, 01:29:23 pm
Cardboard Cat Art (http://www.sadanduseless.com/2013/04/cardboard-cat-art/)

(http://www.sadanduseless.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/c2.jpg)
(http://www.sadanduseless.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/c7.jpg)
(http://www.sadanduseless.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/c8.jpg)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: csl on April 19, 2013, 08:19:43 pm
http://www.gizoogle.net/index.php?search=ukbouldering&se=Gizoogle+Dis+Shiznit (http://www.gizoogle.net/index.php?search=ukbouldering&se=Gizoogle+Dis+Shiznit)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: andy_e on April 22, 2013, 11:32:30 am
http://www.gizoogle.net/index.php?search=ukbouldering&se=Gizoogle+Dis+Shiznit (http://www.gizoogle.net/index.php?search=ukbouldering&se=Gizoogle+Dis+Shiznit)

I think it's broken, everyone's posts have been translated except dave's...
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Baldy on April 22, 2013, 12:55:46 pm
I feel that if this is what DFBWGC had been like, I would have approved of the removal.

Quote
That's smart-ass playa! Dope find hommie biaaatch! Same boulder, same girl, same problem, same move, same thugged-out arse biaatch!
Glad ta peep I aint lost mah mobilitizzle ta spot hotnizz from a gangbangin' finger-lickin' distance

Sharma, please come online n' describe tha taste of her ass cheeks ta me rockin da most thugged-out sumptuous terminologizzle you care ta evoke. Please

Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on April 24, 2013, 09:58:41 am
Rats on Cocaine (http://www.apocalypsecartoons.com/roc/roc.html)  :clap2: :lol: :bow:
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on April 25, 2013, 09:07:03 am
Possibly NSFW...

Plumpergeddon : The sordid confessions of a stolen MacBook (http://plumpergeddon.tumblr.com/)



Background : A guy in London was mugged and had his Macbook stolen (along with cards and PIN numbers).  This blog details the thief's subsequent use of the laptop to browse pr0n and includes videos of him  :wank:

Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: crimp on April 25, 2013, 10:34:34 am
http://tompride.wordpress.com/2013/04/24/fraudster-atos-fined-for-supplying-fake-crip-detectors-for-use-in-fitness-for-work-tests/ (http://tompride.wordpress.com/2013/04/24/fraudster-atos-fined-for-supplying-fake-crip-detectors-for-use-in-fitness-for-work-tests/)

interestingly, the DWP complained to Facebook about this fella, and facebother obliged the government and flagged it as spam.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: tommytwotone on April 25, 2013, 11:09:38 am
I feel that if this is what DFBWGC had been like, I would have approved of the removal.

Quote
That's smart-ass playa! Dope find hommie biaaatch! Same boulder, same girl, same problem, same move, same thugged-out arse biaatch!
Glad ta peep I aint lost mah mobilitizzle ta spot hotnizz from a gangbangin' finger-lickin' distance

Sharma, please come online n' describe tha taste of her ass cheeks ta me rockin da most thugged-out sumptuous terminologizzle you care ta evoke. Please

Quote
ukbouldering.com be a gangbangin' forum based joint dat has unparalleled resources on   bouldering

Looks like we've got our next T-shirt slogan sorted then.

Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on April 25, 2013, 06:59:37 pm
 :ninja: (http://www.bloodninja.org/)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: mrjonathanr on April 29, 2013, 08:35:39 pm
http://www.goveversusreality.com/ (http://www.goveversusreality.com/)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Jaspersharpe on May 03, 2013, 11:40:25 am
http://www.partridgegetslucky.com/ (http://www.partridgegetslucky.com/)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on May 15, 2013, 05:12:03 pm
Natures Sounds Mixed (http://naturesoundsfor.me/)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: andy_e on May 16, 2013, 09:09:53 am
http://www.partridgegetslucky.com/ (http://www.partridgegetslucky.com/)

Whilst we're on that theme...

https://soundcloud.com/dumbshitthatjakazidmade/get-clucky (https://soundcloud.com/dumbshitthatjakazidmade/get-clucky)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on May 17, 2013, 02:35:03 pm
Fed up of stupidly annoying automated menu systems when calling companies?

Now all you need to do is Please Press 1 (http://www.pleasepress1.com/) (site currently overloaded though :P )

Saves listening to all the fucking crap menu choices you have to endure and will save you time and money on calling them.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: tomtom on May 17, 2013, 03:46:15 pm
Brilliant game: http://www.geoguessr.com/ (http://www.geoguessr.com/)

(I bet its been up here already..)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on May 17, 2013, 03:57:32 pm
Brilliant game: http://www.geoguessr.com/ (http://www.geoguessr.com/)

(I bet its been up here already..)

Yep, in the Google Shit (http://ukbouldering.com/board/index.php/topic,13121.msg407570.html#msg407570) thread.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: cowboyhat on May 28, 2013, 06:55:29 pm
Thats gone viral I've had three people send me links to it today.

It is brilliant though.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: cowboyhat on June 17, 2013, 04:01:12 pm
Some great stuff on here

http://usvsth3m.com/ (http://usvsth3m.com/)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Clart on June 17, 2013, 09:08:22 pm
Some great stuff on here

http://usvsth3m.com/ (http://usvsth3m.com/)

That site is fucking gold, e.g.:

(http://media.tumblr.com/466013d675929dc3930bdfb6f4ed36f4/tumblr_inline_mojmduGf7v1rmt6v1.jpg)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on June 18, 2013, 01:03:41 pm
Dear Sir, please help a stranded Nigerian Astronaut who has been stranded in space for 14 years (http://venturebeat.com/2012/09/11/wont-you-help-a-poor-nigerian-astronaut-who-just-wants-to-come-home-from-space/)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Baldy on July 01, 2013, 02:21:53 pm
Cats Puking To Techno (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0xNUNCEQ9g#)


Only on the internet could this be possible.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Will Hunt on July 01, 2013, 10:55:37 pm
 :great:

When the 2nd cat got its retch face on I shrieked with laughter. Well done!
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on July 04, 2013, 09:58:10 am
Sinhala Movies (http://col3neghd.net/)  :-\
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: cowboyhat on July 04, 2013, 05:25:16 pm
http://andymurraysqueezestoothpaste.tumblr.com/ (http://andymurraysqueezestoothpaste.tumblr.com/)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: krymson on July 21, 2013, 09:17:57 am
You can't do Simple Maths Under Pressure (http://toys.usvsth3m.com/maths/)

Got to level 7 without retrying  :smartass:.
the algebra ones are ridiculous!
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Obi-Wan is lost... on July 22, 2013, 08:01:55 am
You can't do Simple Maths Under Pressure (http://toys.usvsth3m.com/maths/)

Got to level 7 without retrying  :smartass:.
the algebra ones are ridiculous!
'Maths Party!' Completed. Guessed a few.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: csurfleet on July 22, 2013, 01:54:57 pm
Woah that's well hard!
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: cowboyhat on July 22, 2013, 03:47:01 pm
I don't even like cats but

http://nekofont.upat.jp/en/index.html (http://nekofont.upat.jp/en/index.html)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: cowboyhat on July 22, 2013, 06:10:04 pm
I think UKBers should submit for this

http://desksafari.tumblr.com/ (http://desksafari.tumblr.com/)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Jaspersharpe on July 24, 2013, 01:10:34 pm
Prepare to cringe:

http://noisey.vice.com/en_uk/blog/the-best-worst-pitchfork-festival-craigslist-missed-connections (http://noisey.vice.com/en_uk/blog/the-best-worst-pitchfork-festival-craigslist-missed-connections)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: tomtom on July 30, 2013, 06:25:43 pm
I AM THE WALRUS...

http://www.gumtree.com/p/flats-houses/lodger-required/1021568193?fb_action_ids=10151812499327755&fb_action_types=og.likes&fb_source=other_multiline&action_object_map=%5B624043390940556%5D&action_type_map=%5B%22og.likes%22%5D&action_ref_map=%5B%5D (http://www.gumtree.com/p/flats-houses/lodger-required/1021568193?fb_action_ids=10151812499327755&fb_action_types=og.likes&fb_source=other_multiline&action_object_map=%5B624043390940556%5D&action_type_map=%5B%22og.likes%22%5D&action_ref_map=%5B%5D)

Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: tregiffian on July 30, 2013, 09:15:23 pm
Remind me what party represents Brighton at Westminster.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Will Hunt on August 12, 2013, 10:27:13 pm
Weegie parenting masterclass:
IT WASN'T ME (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvw3uUOjwto#ws)


And remixed:
It Wasn't Me (Friday The 13th Edition) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmL80mQ5uwc#ws)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: galpinos on August 15, 2013, 11:09:06 am
Don't piss off a One Direction fan, they seem keen on stabbing people:

http://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/entertainment/articles/2013-07/30/one-direction-gq-covers-most-terrifying-responses (http://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/entertainment/articles/2013-07/30/one-direction-gq-covers-most-terrifying-responses)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on August 16, 2013, 04:42:17 pm
Weegie parenting masterclass:
IT WASN'T ME (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvw3uUOjwto#ws)



CHER LLOYD DID IT (It wasn't me) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrrpMaN1Bx0#ws)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on August 16, 2013, 04:43:06 pm
Cock (http://timeglider.com/timeline/194b572e19fd461b) (perfectly SFW by the way, I promise)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on August 23, 2013, 04:02:58 pm
Zoomquilt  8) (http://www.zoomquilt.org/index.html)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: SA Chris on August 30, 2013, 10:16:29 am
http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2013/08/29/outstanding-restaurant-menu-of-the-day/ (http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2013/08/29/outstanding-restaurant-menu-of-the-day/)

Quote
Customer Avsiroy: Every item on menu is soaked in peanut juice, rolled in gluten and licked by our highly trained leper. Man the fuck up!
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on September 03, 2013, 03:49:06 pm
Adult Cat Finder (http://adultcatfinder.com/)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: JackAus on September 06, 2013, 04:14:54 am
Uh.. What?

(http://www.verticallifemag.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/VL_election_unicorn_splash.jpg)

Aus/NZ climbing mag: www.verticallifemag.com.au (http://www.verticallifemag.com.au)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: JackAus on September 11, 2013, 10:38:48 am
Since Russians started buying video cameras, the internet has improved so much..... :D

www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpQV1OJG3sM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpQV1OJG3sM#ws)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on September 13, 2013, 02:33:01 pm
How to Advertise on a pr0n Website (http://blog.eat24hours.com/how-to-advertise-on-a-pr0n-website/) (not what you might expect, and SFW, there aren't any pictures that might get you in trouble).
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Jaspersharpe on September 13, 2013, 03:24:47 pm
That's the best thing I've read in a while.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on September 17, 2013, 05:45:29 pm
Worst Pictures of Men & Cats (http://keep0smiling.blogspot.co.uk/2013/06/absolute-worst-pictures-of-men-and-cats.html)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Baldy on September 17, 2013, 07:09:23 pm
(http://fbtrouble.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/bear-with-kittens-photo-u1.jpg)


Isn't that Nibs?
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: tomtom on September 17, 2013, 07:10:53 pm
Looks more like Lagers to me ;)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: GCW on September 17, 2013, 07:58:13 pm
Done before no doubt.

http://youtu.be/MuOvqeABHvQ (http://youtu.be/MuOvqeABHvQ)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Will Hunt on September 20, 2013, 08:59:26 am
http://terriblerealestateagentphotos.tumblr.com/ (http://terriblerealestateagentphotos.tumblr.com/)

On the later pages there are some real shockers! Personal favourite being one that looks like a body has been dragged out of the room!
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: JackAus on September 24, 2013, 01:12:04 am
http://www.australiangeographic.com.au/journal/drop-bears-prefer-travellers-says-study.htm (http://www.australiangeographic.com.au/journal/drop-bears-prefer-travellers-says-study.htm)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Obi-Wan is lost... on September 24, 2013, 02:01:09 pm
http://www.australiangeographic.com.au/journal/drop-bears-prefer-travellers-says-study.htm (http://www.australiangeographic.com.au/journal/drop-bears-prefer-travellers-says-study.htm)

Someone has a lot of time on their hands

http://www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10.1080/00049182.2012.731307#inline_references (http://www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10.1080/00049182.2012.731307#inline_references)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Jaspersharpe on September 24, 2013, 03:54:47 pm
Quote
Other studies have indicated that by-products of the interaction between chemicals found in vegemite and those found in human sweat repel drop bears (Honeydew 2003). Most Australians and immigrants who have lived in Australia for long periods of time tend to eat vegemite consistently (usually at least once a day), so exuding these chemicals through their skin permanently, and are thus protected.

 :lol:
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Jaspersharpe on October 02, 2013, 01:07:39 pm
How much does the Daily Mail hate you?

http://toys.usvsth3m.com/are-you-hated-by-the-daily-mail/ (http://toys.usvsth3m.com/are-you-hated-by-the-daily-mail/)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: GCW on October 02, 2013, 02:06:18 pm
Loathed.  That pleases me.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: SA Chris on October 02, 2013, 02:13:43 pm
I'm hated! I think the "married" bit swung it for me!
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on October 03, 2013, 12:38:50 pm
http://www.shouldireadthedailymail.com/ (http://www.shouldireadthedailymail.com/)  ;)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: cowboyhat on October 03, 2013, 05:26:22 pm
http://www.sadanduseless.com/2012/04/lavatory-self-portraits/ (http://www.sadanduseless.com/2012/04/lavatory-self-portraits/)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: krymson on October 03, 2013, 06:45:43 pm
Surprisingly exciting

World War II in Europe: Every Day (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOVEy1tC7nk#)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Nibile on October 03, 2013, 07:08:41 pm
Amazing.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: rich d on October 03, 2013, 11:59:40 pm
(http://fbtrouble.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/bear-with-kittens-photo-u1.jpg)


Isn't that Nibs?
of course it is he's obviously a pussy magnet
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Nibile on October 04, 2013, 11:40:39 am
Hadn't seen this.
You MoFos.
 ;D
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Nibile on October 04, 2013, 11:44:59 am
(http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2845/10082680886_4e1396b7fd.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/70381658@N00/10082680886/)
image (http://www.flickr.com/photos/70381658@N00/10082680886/#) by Nibile (http://www.flickr.com/people/70381658@N00/), on Flickr
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on October 10, 2013, 03:14:29 pm
Ikea or Death (http://ikeaordeath.com/) /via Obi on twatter
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: GCW on October 10, 2013, 03:24:39 pm
14. Oh dear.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: andy_e on October 10, 2013, 03:29:48 pm
17, but not because of an extensive knowledge of black metal.
Title: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Oldmanmatt on October 10, 2013, 06:41:23 pm
16...
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: tomtom on October 10, 2013, 06:45:54 pm
Only 14 - and I thought I was a real Ikea expert.,... gutted.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Fultonius on October 14, 2013, 07:50:15 am
19, but only due to help from the lass as she speaks Swedish, shops at Ikea and might have a penchant for some of the darker music
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Nibile on October 14, 2013, 09:31:47 am
16.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Will Hunt on October 16, 2013, 12:30:19 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=wVN4PRLrpsA (https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=wVN4PRLrpsA)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on October 16, 2013, 05:10:32 pm
cmd.fm (http://cmd.fm/)  8)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: JackAus on October 16, 2013, 11:41:20 pm
This may be one of the funniest things I've ever heard...


(subtitled) Voicemail Accident Hilarious (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TN8YQVM1GQI#)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on October 17, 2013, 03:20:06 pm
http://hipstermerkel.tumblr.com/ (http://hipstermerkel.tumblr.com/)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on October 17, 2013, 04:51:04 pm
Periodic Table of Swearing (http://ptos.moderntoss.com/)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Will Hunt on October 17, 2013, 09:39:56 pm
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=350_1378092650 (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=350_1378092650)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: cowboyhat on October 18, 2013, 11:50:37 am
Move to quality videos?
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on October 21, 2013, 09:50:29 am
http://www.deargirlsaboveme.com/ (http://www.deargirlsaboveme.com/)  :lol:
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on October 21, 2013, 11:04:28 am
How Much is That House (http://toys.usvsth3m.com/howmuchisthathouse/)

Shocking the amount some people will pay for a place to live in sprawling metropolis/suburbia :o :jaw:
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: JackAus on October 21, 2013, 11:13:52 am
How Much is That House (http://toys.usvsth3m.com/howmuchisthathouse/)

Shocking the amount some people will pay for a place to live in sprawling metropolis/suburbia :o :jaw:
Yeah I guessed one at 310k at it was 1.8million... wtf...
Closest was 1k off though. 70%
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: cowboyhat on October 24, 2013, 03:38:37 pm
Curiously this: http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B002ZO5K8Q/ref=s9_simh_co_p201_d0_i1?pf_rd_m=A3P5ROKL5A1OLE&pf_rd_s=left-2&pf_rd_r=0Y1Y2D596EBMRM0S3NJQ&pf_rd_t=3201&pf_rd_p=466496393&pf_rd_i=typ01 (http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B002ZO5K8Q/ref=s9_simh_co_p201_d0_i1?pf_rd_m=A3P5ROKL5A1OLE&pf_rd_s=left-2&pf_rd_r=0Y1Y2D596EBMRM0S3NJQ&pf_rd_t=3201&pf_rd_p=466496393&pf_rd_i=typ01)

reminded me of this

http://bit.ly/1a1jAwZ (http://bit.ly/1a1jAwZ)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: andy_e on October 24, 2013, 03:57:45 pm
After having clicked on the first link I daren't click on the second link whilst I'm at work...
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: cowboyhat on October 24, 2013, 04:35:42 pm
I'm at work.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Baron on October 24, 2013, 05:30:49 pm
http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/a1886667-Vagina-cakes-at-baby-showers (http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/a1886667-Vagina-cakes-at-baby-showers)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: SamT on October 24, 2013, 08:07:03 pm

WTF   :shrug:
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: JackAus on October 25, 2013, 04:05:54 am
This may just be one of the best videos I've ever seen..

EESTI LAUL 2013: Winny Puhh - "Meiecundimees üks Korsakov läks eile Lätti" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dllo85ZSUk#)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: tomtom on October 28, 2013, 09:45:36 am
21 Strange TripAdvisor reviews:

http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2013/10/28/21-seriously-strange-tripadvisor-reviews/ (http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2013/10/28/21-seriously-strange-tripadvisor-reviews/)

(http://www.thepoke.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Pic-31.jpg)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on October 30, 2013, 01:42:40 pm
Selfies at Funerals (http://selfiesatfunerals.tumblr.com/) :no:
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Jaspersharpe on October 30, 2013, 09:12:51 pm
Wrongness to factor 10!
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Wood FT on October 30, 2013, 11:20:06 pm
I looked at all of them, for fucks sake
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: ferret on October 31, 2013, 06:20:16 am
Selfies at Funerals (http://selfiesatfunerals.tumblr.com/) :no:

wtf is wrong with people
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Will Hunt on October 31, 2013, 07:50:47 am
This must be the most heinous. The kid is FLEXING.

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/2e91344ada8da2ca864688c7bd3994ce/tumblr_mvewbqCMS41smbgw2o2_r1_500.png)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on October 31, 2013, 09:45:19 am
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/f63348bec3389f9e401ce33b0c7e243d/tumblr_mvg5isFtah1sm2o07o1_500.png)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/f3ce645d09028c8cfe62ec17be856093/tumblr_mvenl7gMye1sm2o07o1_r1_1280.png)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/6522fa07fab5ee50f5906792a3810892/tumblr_mvdwwgKOuk1sm2o07o1_1280.png)

From pr0nhub Comments on Stock Photos (http://pr0nhubcommentsonstockphotos.tumblr.com/)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: rich d on November 01, 2013, 11:49:36 am
This may just be one of the best videos I've ever seen..

EESTI LAUL 2013: Winny Puhh - "Meiecundimees üks Korsakov läks eile Lätti" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dllo85ZSUk#)
that's what I imagine Fiend's sport climbing sessions to be like
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: rich d on November 01, 2013, 12:02:44 pm
Selfies at Funerals (http://selfiesatfunerals.tumblr.com/) :no:

wtf is wrong with people
I know some of the idiots aren't even wearing black ties....
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: lagerstarfish on November 01, 2013, 01:04:33 pm
This may just be one of the best videos I've ever seen..

EESTI LAUL 2013: Winny Puhh - "Meiecundimees üks Korsakov läks eile Lätti" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dllo85ZSUk#)

I expected to see Joel Veitch credited at the end of that
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Clart on November 01, 2013, 05:28:59 pm
This may just be one of the best videos I've ever seen..

EESTI LAUL 2013: Winny Puhh - "Meiecundimees üks Korsakov läks eile Lätti" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dllo85ZSUk#)

I expected to see Joel Veitch credited at the end of that

Ha, I thought the same.

For those not familiar with Veitch's work here is one of my favourites:

http://www.rathergood.com/moon_song (http://www.rathergood.com/moon_song)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: ianv on November 10, 2013, 10:44:07 am
Quiz time!

http://toys.usvsth3m.com/daily-mail-or-stormfront/ (http://toys.usvsth3m.com/daily-mail-or-stormfront/)
Title: Ultimate Internet
Post by: tomtom on November 10, 2013, 10:48:06 am

Quiz time!

http://toys.usvsth3m.com/daily-mail-or-stormfront/ (http://toys.usvsth3m.com/daily-mail-or-stormfront/)

7/10... Stormfront ones were generally better written!
Title: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Oldmanmatt on November 10, 2013, 05:01:57 pm
5 and surprised how poorly written the Mail comments were...
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: andy_e on November 11, 2013, 10:48:47 am
3/10.

surprised how poorly written the Mail comments were...

Really?
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Obi-Wan is lost... on November 11, 2013, 06:37:00 pm
http://www.gungoddess.com/my-parents-open-carry/ (http://www.gungoddess.com/my-parents-open-carry/)
Quote
If you open carry and have a difficult time explaining why to your family and friends,
maybe you need to stop?
scary stuff.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: ferret on November 11, 2013, 11:04:31 pm
http://www.gungoddess.com/my-parents-open-carry/ (http://www.gungoddess.com/my-parents-open-carry/)
Quote
If you open carry and have a difficult time explaining why to your family and friends,
maybe you need to stop?
scary stuff.

Fucking hate living in the US at times.....
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on November 12, 2013, 07:11:19 pm
Worst Place on Earth (http://haggerston-tescos.tumblr.com/)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Nibile on November 15, 2013, 11:56:06 am
http://www.darlin.it/il-top/migliori-foto-di-siti-dincontri-russi/ (http://www.darlin.it/il-top/migliori-foto-di-siti-dincontri-russi/)
Pics from a Russian dating website.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: jwi on November 15, 2013, 12:47:59 pm
http://thumbsandammo.blogspot.com/ (http://thumbsandammo.blogspot.com/)


(http://www.designboom.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/thumbsAmmo05.jpg)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on November 15, 2013, 01:50:39 pm
(http://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2013/11/meet-the-staff7-e1384368823807.png)

Quote
14 Nov 2013
 You may have noticed that we no longer have a ”meet the staff” page. Following a rise in visits to our website and mentions of the company through certain media channels in relation to our recruitment policy, we have chosen to remove it from the website indefinitely.

 We took this decision in consultation with our staff who are rightly concerned about being posted around the internet by people making inaccurate and inappropriate comments about our staff and our recruitment policies. The “meet the staff” page was designed for our clients to put a face to the name of the people they deal with here and now that page has been taken out of context we feel it is no longer appropriate.
 We are an equal opportunities employer and will remain so. We are proud of our team and remain committed to their individual development.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Obi-Wan is lost... on November 15, 2013, 04:15:55 pm
Quote
We are an equal opportunities employer and will remain so.
Yeah course you are mate, wink wink nudge nudge.  :lol:  All attractive white women are equal in his book.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on November 18, 2013, 10:13:58 am
 8)

Get lost... (https://www.google.ca/maps?ll=53.452945,-113.731659&spn=0.267001,0.522537&cbp=12,236.44,,0,-2.21&layer=c&panoid=vyJXq4flWiYAAAQIt_OasA&cbll=53.452945,-113.731659&t=h&z=11)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: mark20 on November 18, 2013, 10:30:09 am
Dinovember
http://medium.com/thoughts-on-creativity/6f4cb1886d41 (http://medium.com/thoughts-on-creativity/6f4cb1886d41)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: cowboyhat on November 20, 2013, 12:03:49 pm
Interactive music video.

http://video.bobdylan.com/desktop.html (http://video.bobdylan.com/desktop.html)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Johnny Brown on November 20, 2013, 01:06:15 pm
That's amazing. Budget?
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: cowboyhat on November 20, 2013, 06:12:00 pm
Christmas is coming. I'm sure over the years Bobs compilations have been kind to Columbia/ Sony.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on November 21, 2013, 03:02:19 pm
http://findtheinvisiblecow.com/ (http://findtheinvisiblecow.com/)
Title: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Oldmanmatt on November 21, 2013, 10:41:42 pm
After two minutes of Polly and I on separate pads, tapping like shite...

There is no cow.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Obi-Wan is lost... on November 21, 2013, 11:41:39 pm
All yours are on my phone, got cows all over the place here :tease:
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: kelvin on November 21, 2013, 11:42:00 pm
http://findtheinvisiblecow.com/ (http://findtheinvisiblecow.com/)

Now that was fun for a few minutes  :lol:
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on November 26, 2013, 11:00:56 am
Those cows move around pretty fast, got to find the freshest grass to make cuds.



http://www.motherfuckingwebsite.com/ (http://www.motherfuckingwebsite.com/)


These are rather good, crickets recorded and slowed down, one sounds like a choir (https://soundcloud.com/acornavi/robert-wilson-crickets-audio), the othter is even slower and like an atmospheric sound effect from a sci-fi movie (https://soundcloud.com/vcfxrecordings/crickets#new-timed-comment-at-417599)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on November 26, 2013, 01:23:51 pm
 :shrug:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vchaULNuytg#at20 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vchaULNuytg#at20)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: tomtom on November 26, 2013, 05:30:24 pm
Twerkey for Christmas anyone?

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BaA57wWCQAAAKZ2.png:large)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on November 27, 2013, 05:06:55 pm
Cicada 3301 (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/internet/10468112/The-internet-mystery-that-has-the-world-baffled.html)

As cryptic as it sounds, but quite  :geek: 8)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: tomtom on November 27, 2013, 09:26:22 pm
TRAINING!

https://vine.co/v/h55tMgOhBFO
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on December 02, 2013, 09:45:44 am
IMDB 404 (http://www.imdb.com/404) (refresh/ hit F5 for more).
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Clart on December 14, 2013, 12:04:40 pm
Tom Cruise is a weapon ( at 2m14s).

http://youtu.be/vw61gCe2oqI?t=2m14s (http://youtu.be/vw61gCe2oqI?t=2m14s)

Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Oldmanmatt on December 14, 2013, 05:52:37 pm

Tom Cruise is a weapon ( at 2m14s).

http://youtu.be/vw61gCe2oqI?t=2m14s (http://youtu.be/vw61gCe2oqI?t=2m14s)


Tool.

You meant tool.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Clart on December 14, 2013, 06:37:39 pm

Tom Cruise is a weapon ( at 2m14s).

http://youtu.be/vw61gCe2oqI?t=2m14s (http://youtu.be/vw61gCe2oqI?t=2m14s)


Tool.

You meant tool.

Weapon was a common insult in our school... Tool too. Also Closet.... you had to be there I suppose.

Sent from my GT-I9505 using Tapatalk

Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on December 16, 2013, 02:11:15 pm
Live visualisation of winds around the earth (http://earth.nullschool.net/)  8)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Jim on December 17, 2013, 08:57:20 pm
now that is cool as fuck!
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: rich d on December 17, 2013, 09:28:29 pm
Live visualisation of winds around the earth (http://earth.nullschool.net/)  8)
have a look at the size of that storm off Japan in the pacific.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Stubbs on December 17, 2013, 10:13:27 pm
it's giving it some off the west coast of Scotland!
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: SA Chris on December 17, 2013, 10:26:05 pm
Sure is. Check the swell charts. That's very cool, zoomable and everything
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: galpinos on December 20, 2013, 09:43:15 am
I realise it's been doing the rounds but I still found it funny:

http://www.quietroom.co.uk/santa_brandbook/#one (http://www.quietroom.co.uk/santa_brandbook/#one)

Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on January 06, 2014, 07:46:53 am
Ian's Shoelace Site - Bringing you the fun, fashion & science of shoelaces (http://www.fieggen.com/shoelace/lacing.htm)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on January 08, 2014, 11:47:08 am
Is this the largest web-page on the internet? (http://phrenopolis.com/perspective/solarsystem/index.html)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on January 09, 2014, 04:17:03 pm
Life in the West (http://www.galactic-cafe.com/kanye/#)  :lol:
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on January 11, 2014, 11:04:50 am
I've never been to the Cistine Chapel (http://www.vatican.va/various/cappelle/sistina_vr/index.html?somevar=ignoreme)  8)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: peewee on January 13, 2014, 01:01:00 pm
http://moviecode.tumblr.com/?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter (http://moviecode.tumblr.com/?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on January 13, 2014, 01:13:48 pm
http://moviecode.tumblr.com/?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter (http://moviecode.tumblr.com/?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter)

Linked that the other week in the Geeky Funny Pictures (http://ukbouldering.com/board/index.php/topic,12819.msg431842.html#msg431842) after seeing it on Reddit.

Good to know the BBC Technology News Editors (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-25638870) read Reddit too (or perhaps they read UKB  :-\ :P)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: peewee on January 13, 2014, 01:16:46 pm
My Bad, i was naive to think you would have missed posting something as good as that :)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on January 13, 2014, 01:21:56 pm
 :-[

Quite how a it qualifies as "news" is beyond me.  I think I saw it in the /r/InternetIsBeautiful (http://www.reddit.com/r/internetisbeautiful) sub-Reddit which throws up some good (or at the very least interesting) sites every now and again.  Its where I came across the EarthWind one linked further back in the thread.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Fadanoid on January 13, 2014, 02:02:43 pm
I've never been to the Cistine Chapel (http://www.vatican.va/various/cappelle/sistina_vr/index.html?somevar=ignoreme)  8)

Its not the same without the security guard shouting 'no photo' every 5 seconds
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: tomtom on January 13, 2014, 05:22:06 pm
(http://www.independent.co.uk/incoming/article9046451.ece/ALTERNATES/w2048/amazon-10.jpg)

(sorry about the size!)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on January 13, 2014, 05:24:50 pm
Internet Law (http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Internet_law)

Quote
Cohen's Law - ”Whoever resorts to the argument "whoever resorts to the argument that... has automatically lost the debate" has automatically lost the debate"

Law of Exclamation  - “The more exclamation points used in an email (or other posting), the more likely it is a complete lie. This is also true for excessive capital letters"

Pommer's Law (a somewhat cynical interpretation of how ubiquitous idiocy is on the internet) - ”A person's mind can be changed by reading information on the internet. The nature of this change will be: From having no opinion to having a wrong opinion."

Shaker's Law - “Those who egregiously announce their imminent departure from an Internet discussion forum almost never actually leave."

Skarka's Law - "On internet messageboards, there is no subject so vile or indefensible that someone won't post positively/in defense of it."

Skitt’s Law  - "The likelihood of an error in a post is directly proportional to the embarrassment it will cause the poster."

Plus a few others (including Godwin's).
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on January 16, 2014, 12:21:15 am
Google Lionel Richie (https://www.google.com/search?q=lionel+richie)  :lol:
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on January 24, 2014, 08:50:58 am
The worlds best ever paper aeroplane (http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/flying-firstclass-the-meticulous-paper-aeroplane-thats-five-years-in-the-making-9080700.html)

PAINT SHOP // Painting Time-lapse // Air India Model 777-300ER (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7R2ldqDxnA#ws)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: rich d on January 24, 2014, 09:02:40 am
Internet Law (http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Internet_law)

Quote
Cohen's Law - ”Whoever resorts to the argument "whoever resorts to the argument that... has automatically lost the debate" has automatically lost the debate"

Law of Exclamation  - “The more exclamation points used in an email (or other posting), the more likely it is a complete lie. This is also true for excessive capital letters"

Pommer's Law (a somewhat cynical interpretation of how ubiquitous idiocy is on the internet) - ”A person's mind can be changed by reading information on the internet. The nature of this change will be: From having no opinion to having a wrong opinion."

Shaker's Law - “Those who egregiously announce their imminent departure from an Internet discussion forum almost never actually leave."

Skarka's Law - "On internet messageboards, there is no subject so vile or indefensible that someone won't post positively/in defense of it."

Skitt’s Law  - "The likelihood of an error in a post is directly proportional to the embarrassment it will cause the poster."

Plus a few others (including Godwin's).
I liked this "There is a reason that some people spend a lot of time online, i.e. lack of a social life. In some cases, it's self-inflicted"
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on January 25, 2014, 04:57:29 pm
Animated Knots (http://www.animatedknots.com/)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on January 30, 2014, 11:07:21 am
http://goo.gl/maps/IHBpU (http://[url=http://goo.gl/maps/IHBpU)]Lost Rivers of Sheffield[/url] (read under comments for information on who made it etc.)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on February 03, 2014, 10:09:47 am

Lings Cars (http://www.lingscars.com/)

You might need some  8)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on February 06, 2014, 07:09:34 am
http://pr0nhubcommentsonvalentines.com/ (http://pr0nhubcommentsonvalentines.com/) (SFW but it links to NSFW)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: cowboyhat on February 06, 2014, 03:48:47 pm
http://goo.gl/maps/IHBpU (http://[url=http://goo.gl/maps/IHBpU)]Lost Rivers of Sheffield[/url] (read under comments for information on who made it etc.)

This link seems to fall below your usual standards http.slackline...?
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: cowboyhat on February 06, 2014, 03:49:40 pm
Wikisaywhaaaat?

http://citationneeded.tumblr.com/ (http://citationneeded.tumblr.com/)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on February 06, 2014, 06:51:27 pm
http://goo.gl/maps/IHBpU (http://[url=http://goo.gl/IHBpU)]Lost Rivers of Sheffield[/url] (read under comments for information on who made it etc.)

This link seems to fall below your usual standards http.slackline...?

 :oops: :sorry:

Lost Rivers of Sheffield (http://goo.gl/maps/6123E) (should be right this time)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on February 07, 2014, 07:29:41 am
Theremin (http://www.femurdesign.com/theremin/)  8)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on February 11, 2014, 01:58:13 pm
European Translator (http://ukdataexplorer.com/european-translator/)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Dolly on February 11, 2014, 02:28:58 pm
Brilliant
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on February 17, 2014, 01:20:29 pm
XKCD explains frequency (http://xkcd.com/1331/)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: tomtom on February 17, 2014, 02:09:18 pm
XKCD explains frequency (http://xkcd.com/1331/)

Sublime :)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: kelvin on February 17, 2014, 04:28:10 pm
European Translator (http://ukdataexplorer.com/european-translator/)

Brilliant! Bookmarked. Thank you.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on February 20, 2014, 01:04:11 pm
 :???:

Penis analyser (http://en.inkei.net/)

Vagina analyser (http://en.inkei.net/vagina/)

Put the above two together with the Affinity Analyser (http://en.inkei.net/vagina/a/)

Tits analyser (http://en.inkei.net/tits/)

Anus analyser (http://en.inkei.net/anus/)

Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: lagerstarfish on February 20, 2014, 06:03:23 pm
to be honest, Slackers, when those links popped up on your Twatter feed I nearly DMed you to let you know that your account had been abused

I immediately realised that this would never happen to you
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: cowboyhat on February 21, 2014, 06:55:32 pm
This is my new favourite blog.

http://cooksuck.com/ (http://cooksuck.com/)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: GraemeA on February 21, 2014, 08:02:52 pm
European Translator (http://ukdataexplorer.com/european-translator/)

How many people clicking that link first tried it with a naughty word :-)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on February 26, 2014, 11:22:21 am
Thomas The Dank Engine (http://www.reddit.com/r/thomasthedankengine)  :lol: :lol: :lol:

Dre The Tank Engine (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arP7f7RrX9g#ws)

Thomas the Tank Engine ft. Eminem - Not A Train (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7f0xfkN_zg8#ws)

Beastie Boys vs. Thomas the Tank Engine - Hey Ladies (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHn6MnCYNmg#ws)

Walk This Way - Run DMC vs Aerosmith vs Thomas the Tank Engine (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Tth7C2bDC8#ws)

Tanksta Tanksta (N.W.A. vs Thomas the Tank Engine) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSU7o0I59EA#ws)

Chug The Police (http://soundcloud.com/nathan-cerice/chug-tha-police)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on February 27, 2014, 02:57:35 pm
A genetic atlas of human admixture history (http://admixturemap.paintmychromosomes.com/)  8)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on March 03, 2014, 12:42:46 pm
Reddit Graphs (http://www.redditgraphs.com/)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on March 05, 2014, 11:54:41 pm
Like the gnome from Amelie but... Terp (http://terp.in/japan/) :???:
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on March 17, 2014, 12:36:25 pm
UKB LOLz catz (http://www.ukbouldering.com.lolize.com/board/)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: cowboyhat on March 20, 2014, 04:28:21 pm
Easy target

http://www.tickld.com/x/this-is-why-you-should-never-trust-people (http://www.tickld.com/x/this-is-why-you-should-never-trust-people)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on March 26, 2014, 01:36:58 pm
The Beatles Never Broke Up (http://thebeatlesneverbrokeup.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=1&Itemid=53)  :-\ :blink:  :lol:
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: rich d on March 26, 2014, 03:01:00 pm
The Beatles Never Broke Up (http://thebeatlesneverbrokeup.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=1&Itemid=53)  :-\ :blink:  :lol:
After listening to that I'm thinking it's a good job they broke up/died when they did in our dimension.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on April 06, 2014, 04:00:21 pm
http://cachemonet.com/ (http://cachemonet.com/)  :???: :shrug:
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on April 14, 2014, 12:15:46 pm
Tourettes Karaoke (http://www.touretteskaraoke.com/)

Tourettes Karaoke Chicago 'If you leave me now' (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqI3xsPrtq0#)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on April 16, 2014, 09:45:31 am
This is pretty cool

Infinite Jukebox (http://labs.echonest.com/Uploader/index.html)

It loops over an mp3 track infinitely, tweaking it on each loop so you never hear the exactly the same track twice.

Billie Jean (http://labs.echonest.com/Uploader/index.html?trid=TRSFLTX13AFB700570)

You can upload your own mp3 too.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: highrepute on April 16, 2014, 11:34:14 am
This is pretty cool

Infinite Jukebox (http://labs.echonest.com/Uploader/index.html)

It loops over an mp3 track infinitely, tweaking it on each loop so you never hear the exactly the same track twice.

Billie Jean (http://labs.echonest.com/Uploader/index.html?trid=TRSFLTX13AFB700570)

You can upload your own mp3 too.

This was cool, thanks slackline. I followed a few links and found this

Talk about the future of music with a bunch of cool apps at the bottom (http://static.echonest.com/demo/hackathons/sxsw2014_beyond_the_play_button.html)

I enjoyed

this which creates a playlist linking artsists together by covers (http://static.echonest.com/undercover/?src=Daft%20Punk&dest=david%20bowie)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on May 04, 2014, 09:33:56 am
ISS HD Livestream (http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/47099320) (use the box on the right to get to the current stream).  8)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on May 10, 2014, 08:42:19 am
Dildo Generator (http://www.dildo-generator.com/) (including the ability to export for 3D printing)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Jaspersharpe on May 16, 2014, 03:46:57 pm
The Beatles Never Broke Up (http://thebeatlesneverbrokeup.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=1&Itemid=53)  :-\ :blink:  :lol:

Reassuring to know that The Beatles are shit in every dimension, not just ours.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: cowboyhat on May 16, 2014, 06:53:29 pm
This is pretty cool

Infinite Jukebox (http://labs.echonest.com/Uploader/index.html)

It loops over an mp3 track infinitely, tweaking it on each loop so you never hear the exactly the same track twice.

Billie Jean (http://labs.echonest.com/Uploader/index.html?trid=TRSFLTX13AFB700570)

You can upload your own mp3 too.

This was cool, thanks slackline. I followed a few links and found this

Talk about the future of music with a bunch of cool apps at the bottom (http://static.echonest.com/demo/hackathons/sxsw2014_beyond_the_play_button.html)

I enjoyed

this which creates a playlist linking artsists together by covers (http://static.echonest.com/undercover/?src=Daft%20Punk&dest=david%20bowie)


Spotify just bought the Echonest
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: tomtom on May 16, 2014, 07:06:36 pm
http://cachemonet.com/ (http://cachemonet.com/)  :???: :shrug:

(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/05/17/emaguzu4.jpg)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on May 22, 2014, 12:13:22 pm
I knew what cachemonet was doing, I just didn't see the point (but then I often miss the "point" of much art).

It would be interesting to see a UK version of A History of US taxes (https://turbotaxcpaselect.intuit.com/history-of-taxes/??)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on May 23, 2014, 06:10:52 pm
flightradar24 (http://www.flightradar24.com/)  8)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on May 31, 2014, 06:32:19 pm
There really are some gullible people out there, particularly when it comes to Wat Hifi (http://wathifi.tumblr.com/).  :lol:
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: tomtom on June 06, 2014, 05:06:43 pm
http://funstufftosee.com/fartfinger.html (http://funstufftosee.com/fartfinger.html)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Fadanoid on June 06, 2014, 05:55:19 pm
flightradar24 (http://www.flightradar24.com/)  8)

Now that is very cool.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on June 23, 2014, 04:09:08 pm

Lightning! (http://www.blitzortung.org/Webpages/index.php?lang=en)  8)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on June 30, 2014, 02:23:29 pm
Train etiquette. Super Simple Stuff (http://matadornetwork.com/abroad/hilarious-signs-in-melbourne-metro-tell-it-like-it-is-pics/)

(http://cdn1.matadornetwork.com/blogs/1/2012/07/Actual-PSA.jpeg)
(http://cdn1.matadornetwork.com/blogs/1/2012/07/Sign-2-600x222.jpg)
(http://cdn1.matadornetwork.com/blogs/1/2012/07/Jim-fancies-a-wank-600x393.jpg)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on June 30, 2014, 03:01:57 pm
www.ifixit.com (https://www.ifixit.com/) for repair manuals for all manner of things.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on July 03, 2014, 01:50:36 pm
One of the better Geographical Information Systems (GIS) I've come across...

Datashine - UK Census Data (http://datashine.org.uk/)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: rich d on July 03, 2014, 04:24:43 pm
This is pretty cool

Infinite Jukebox (http://labs.echonest.com/Uploader/index.html)

It loops over an mp3 track infinitely, tweaking it on each loop so you never hear the exactly the same track twice.

Billie Jean (http://labs.echonest.com/Uploader/index.html?trid=TRSFLTX13AFB700570)

You can upload your own mp3 too.
cheers for that, exactly how foolsgold should be listened to.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on July 10, 2014, 01:41:37 pm
Nautilus Live (http://www.nautiluslive.org/)  8)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: tomtom on July 16, 2014, 09:01:37 am
https://twitter.com/socialextortion/status/489237121014976513
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Russell_B on July 17, 2014, 07:50:02 am
Performance art is always going to teeter boldly on the edge of pretention/quality.  The fact it can be hilarious is new to me.  Best viewed with sound on to appreciate fully (NSFW) Vaginal Knitting (The Feed) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6RZZf6HMzo#ws)

As expected, parody's abound. 
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: mark20 on July 17, 2014, 08:33:42 am
that reminds me of a night out in Benidorm
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Russell_B on July 17, 2014, 09:53:09 am
that reminds me of a night out in Benidorm
Wonder if she got a free drink for her performance too?
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: tomtom on July 17, 2014, 12:46:01 pm
that reminds me of a night out in Benidorm

Sticky Vicky?
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: tomtom on July 17, 2014, 02:48:26 pm
http://mashable.com/2014/07/16/how-you-make-selfie-toast/?utm_cid=mash-com-li-pete-photo (http://mashable.com/2014/07/16/how-you-make-selfie-toast/?utm_cid=mash-com-li-pete-photo)

(http://rack.0.mshcdn.com/media/ZgkyMDE0LzA3LzE2LzIzL0xhbmNlX1RvYXN0LjE0MDViLmpwZwpwCXRodW1iCTk1MHg1MzQjCmUJanBn/ada06c99/ae8/Lance_Toast.jpg)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: mark20 on July 18, 2014, 11:04:32 am
Lightning map
http://www.lightningmaps.org/realtime?lang=en (http://www.lightningmaps.org/realtime?lang=en)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on July 19, 2014, 12:56:38 pm
http://www.screaminggoatpiano.com/ (http://www.screaminggoatpiano.com/)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: lagerstarfish on July 19, 2014, 06:08:22 pm
Lightning map
http://www.lightningmaps.org/realtime?lang=en (http://www.lightningmaps.org/realtime?lang=en)

just used this so that the kids knew which window to look out of for the best views
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Jaspersharpe on July 19, 2014, 07:06:45 pm
Lightning map
http://www.lightningmaps.org/realtime?lang=en (http://www.lightningmaps.org/realtime?lang=en)

just used this so that the kids knew which window to look out of for the best views
That's mental. Looks like a ZX Spectrum game based on nuclear war. Although why Northern France would be getting such a pasting I'm unsure.

How does it work?
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on July 19, 2014, 07:39:04 pm


How does it work?

I think it might be based on this site (http://www.blitzortung.org/Webpages/index.php?lang=en&page=3) which I linked to further back.  The Google map overlay is an improvement though.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: lagerstarfish on July 19, 2014, 08:14:00 pm
Looks like a ZX Spectrum game based on nuclear war. Although why Northern France would be getting such a pasting I'm unsure.

what you're looking at is live data on problems in Font laughing at the idea that I am even looking at them on bleau.info
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on July 23, 2014, 08:29:54 am
김정은 풍자영상 중국에서 난리 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUgEmezpS_E#)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: tomtom on August 20, 2014, 08:17:21 am
http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/1618081012/ref=redir_mdp_mobile?ref_=sr_1_1&tag=epicp-20


Aside from being an 'unusual' book - read the review comments..
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: mrjonathanr on August 20, 2014, 09:20:38 am
Quote
Before writing this, we looked for pro-gun children's books and couldn't find any. Our goal was to provide a wholesome family book
:lol: :lol:

Very good. I quite liked this review:

Quote
I would also recommend My Parents Are Packing Surface to Surface Missiles to round out the trilogy, wherein an open carry family frustrated with the impotence of guns in a gun-ubiquitous society wield the 2nd amendment to outfit their home with guided missiles, thereby maintaining peace in the neighborhood.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: mrjonathanr on August 20, 2014, 09:44:37 am
On second (amendment) thoughts, that is well scary.

I did not know that open carry of a loaded firearm is only prohibited in:  California, Illinois,  New York, South Carolina and of all places, Texas. All the others permit the practice although some impose restrictions the majority do not.  :o
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: SA Chris on August 20, 2014, 12:31:27 pm
http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2014/08/19/suspicious-quotation-marks/ (http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2014/08/19/suspicious-quotation-marks/)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: cowboyhat on August 21, 2014, 06:42:11 pm
http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2014/08/19/suspicious-quotation-marks/ (http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2014/08/19/suspicious-quotation-marks/)

Dynamite.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: fried on August 21, 2014, 07:18:43 pm
Last week I was trying to negotiate the ring road around Thessalonika looking for the road to Macedonia. I mistakenly followed the signs for "Macedonia" which isn't a country at all, but an airport!
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Jaspersharpe on October 15, 2014, 10:51:08 am
Brilliant Twitter account that I'd somehow not seen before https://mobile.twitter.com/bruceatwedding
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Nibile on October 15, 2014, 12:36:08 pm
Thanks to him, the World is a better place. Brilliant.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Jaspersharpe on October 15, 2014, 01:49:53 pm
Only just noticed Neil Warnock as Camilla in this one.....

https://twitter.com/bruceatwedding/status/516677127715188736

 :bow:
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: cowboyhat on October 31, 2014, 11:53:32 am
http://buffalobillgates.tumblr.com/ (http://buffalobillgates.tumblr.com/)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Jaspersharpe on October 31, 2014, 02:11:37 pm
Superb.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Nibile on October 31, 2014, 03:20:27 pm
Best thing on the Net.
Trying to guess the names was a real fun!
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: mark20 on November 07, 2014, 11:36:04 pm


Russell Brand's Parklife (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8B_Evl1fiLA#)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: tomtom on November 17, 2014, 09:49:02 am
Nice page: Revenge bento

http://www.iromegane.com/entertainment/foods/the-japanese-wives-revenge-bento-after-the-fight-shikaeshi-bento/ (http://www.iromegane.com/entertainment/foods/the-japanese-wives-revenge-bento-after-the-fight-shikaeshi-bento/)

Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: cowboyhat on January 16, 2015, 02:40:09 pm
Hate Mail

http://shipyourenemiesglitter.com/ (http://shipyourenemiesglitter.com/)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: tomtom on January 16, 2015, 02:54:18 pm
Hate Mail

http://shipyourenemiesglitter.com/ (http://shipyourenemiesglitter.com/)

Brilliant. Read the FAQ's - they're great too...
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Fultonius on January 19, 2015, 08:03:14 am
Surely this must be satire?  http://myfirstclasslife.com/ (http://myfirstclasslife.com/)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: tomtom on January 25, 2015, 12:02:20 pm
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t34.0-12/10947602_10153091086143846_305946180_n.jpg?oh=1938a12304edacfe377b8fc5e4430ba6&oe=54C76D88&__gda__=1422331801_a10727bc01250a07f333756f8ce72c7b)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: cowboyhat on February 05, 2015, 06:40:12 pm
S Class

http://www.eatliver.com/russian-mafia-gravestones/ (http://www.eatliver.com/russian-mafia-gravestones/)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: SpanishJuan on February 12, 2015, 10:06:27 pm
Harder Better Faster console (http://codepen.io/kowlor/full/MYOKRd/)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: cowboyhat on April 30, 2015, 05:54:55 pm
http://yesthatsthejoke.tumblr.com/
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on June 02, 2015, 09:22:08 am
Dicks Nut Tool (https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/dicksnuttool/dicks-nut-tool)  :lol:

(https://ksr-ugc.imgix.net/assets/003/885/766/f063b9654b84ce0faf3f30cd48d96ab4_original.jpg?v=1432931180&w=680&h=&fit=max&auto=format&q=92&s=b60e189eb6a2e3be9669017cf50ae8b6)
(https://ksr-ugc.imgix.net/assets/003/885/063/094fa095d6eaa1b111e1729d751ea92e_original.jpg?v=1432925126&w=680&h=&fit=max&auto=format&q=92&s=b91165ed7c99b048499ebf8b29426cf9)
 (https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/dicksnuttool/dicks-nut-tool)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on June 02, 2015, 11:00:47 pm
http://internet-map.net/
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Oldmanmatt on June 04, 2015, 05:20:19 pm
How long will you live?

http://www.ubble.co.uk/

Or not, because, actually; you can't Odds it.


Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on June 04, 2015, 11:50:45 pm
It's a point estimate around which you can construct a confidence interval (although the website doesn't provide the latter, but they should as it's easy to do)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: mrjonathanr on June 12, 2015, 10:41:13 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWYle1aWPyw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWYle1aWPyw)

Ashtanga Primary Series time lapse (starts after 1 minute) ~1.5 hours condsnsed into 2 minutes

She's teaching in the Hindu temple in Whalley Range (Manchester) in September for those interested:
http://www.yoga-manchester.co.uk/workshops/kino-macgregor-yoga-workshop/ (http://www.yoga-manchester.co.uk/workshops/kino-macgregor-yoga-workshop/)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: TheTwig on June 12, 2015, 11:36:39 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWYle1aWPyw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWYle1aWPyw)

Ashtanga Primary Series time lapse (starts after 1 minute) ~1.5 hours condsnsed into 2 minutes

She's teaching in the Hindu temple in Whalley Range (Manchester) in September for those interested:
http://www.yoga-manchester.co.uk/workshops/kino-macgregor-yoga-workshop/ (http://www.yoga-manchester.co.uk/workshops/kino-macgregor-yoga-workshop/)

The woman in the pink top at 0:39........  :sorry:  :lol:
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: sxrxg on June 25, 2015, 06:17:27 pm
http://www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/2015-06/24/vertical-google-street-view

Pretty cool being able to click around the walls in the valley. Really gives a sense of scale being able to rotate the photos.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on July 09, 2015, 02:01:23 pm
Purportedly real-time visibility into global cyber attacks (http://map.norsecorp.com/).
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on November 30, 2015, 10:28:38 pm
Antarctica Journal Of Mathematics (http://www.domainsmoon.com/ajm.html)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on December 02, 2015, 12:10:47 pm
Butt Lips YouTube Channel (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJNw68g_L7gM0NH8w8i73YA/videos)  :lol:

Nice arse...

NSFW  :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqLv08_S1YA
Title: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Oldmanmatt on December 10, 2015, 07:26:48 pm
Only one FB "Friend" on mine and he's a Tory Politician.
To think I used to dive with (put my life in the hands of) the bastard!

If you're logged into your Facebook, take a deep breath and open a new tab before clicking this: friendswholiketrump.com.



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Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on December 10, 2015, 07:50:59 pm
http://www.slapkirk.com/play
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Fultonius on December 16, 2015, 01:19:33 pm
Does Slackers have the SlackbotTM registered?? 

https://get.slack.help/hc/en-us/articles/202026038-Slackbot-your-assistant-notepad-programmable-bot
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on December 16, 2015, 01:29:04 pm
No I don't.

I think, if I remember correctly, it might be Houdini (http://ukbouldering.com/board/index.php?action=profile;u=811) who holds the TM as he coined the term many years ago.

If I did I'd release it under a copy-left license anyway such as Creative-Commons, attribution, non-commercial.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Fultonius on December 16, 2015, 01:34:53 pm
No I don't.

I think, if I remember correctly, it might be Houdini (http://ukbouldering.com/board/index.php?action=profile;u=811) who holds the TM as he coined the term many years ago.

If I did I'd release it under a copy-left license anyway such as Creative-Commons, attribution, non-commercial.

 :lol:  Perfect slackbot response  ;)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Will Hunt on December 17, 2015, 07:22:31 pm
Fucking textbook!

I'm not sure if that was intentional, Slacks, but thank you.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Oldmanmatt on December 18, 2015, 07:10:18 pm
Kevin says hi.

Ho, ho, fuckin ho.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yh7-wAy_8ss



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Title: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Oldmanmatt on March 02, 2016, 10:09:40 pm
I hope Johnny was being ironic...

Love the "Africa's Royal British Commandos".

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Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: cowboyhat on July 15, 2016, 03:35:37 pm
I didn't know about this, its pretty minging.

http://www.trashytimes.com/dailytrash/synthol-freaks/
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on September 12, 2016, 12:52:44 pm
The man who squeezes muscles (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/resources/idt-6d083913-0bfb-4988-8cd8-d126fa6dcff1) (aka Purple Aki)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: lagerstarfish on September 12, 2016, 08:20:08 pm
interestingly, both Bubba and I twate the same song today

must be good

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUmsVT_R4Eg
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: tomtom on September 12, 2016, 08:28:46 pm
Heard it on 6music last week. Most entertaining.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on September 14, 2016, 03:19:59 pm
 :???: :-\ :lol:  :slap:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAhys_P8wMY
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: mikester on September 14, 2016, 08:56:26 pm
I have no idea what he was saying. Partly because I'm not fluent in psychobabble, mainly because I was distracted by his beautiful shirt and hair.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Will Hunt on September 14, 2016, 09:03:41 pm
He does seem somewhat ridiculous, but despite that, he is just telling people to be nice to the other people. Which isn't really that bad, is it?
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on September 14, 2016, 09:07:53 pm
No its not at all, but there is no need to dress up the message in bullshit.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on December 01, 2016, 09:46:28 am
Definitely Not Safe For Work (NSFW).  Can you determine from the sound alone whether its a video of climbing or pr0n...

http://climbingorpr0n.com/
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: slackline on January 17, 2017, 09:30:29 am
(http://www.fieggen.com/shoelace/ShoelaceSiteTitle.png) (http://www.fieggen.com/shoelace/)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: fatneck on January 17, 2017, 09:57:26 am
Thanks Slackers, perfectly timed as I've decided my 8 year old should finally learn to tie his own laces....
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Nibile on January 18, 2017, 10:55:40 pm
Ian has lots of spare time.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: cowboyhat on February 24, 2017, 09:29:47 am
http://pr0nhubcommentsonstockphotos.tumblr.com/

Safe for work, 'unrealistic' etc
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Obi-Wan is lost... on June 06, 2017, 10:55:10 pm
For anyone looking for something to distract them from all the fucking depressing politics for a few minutes....
https://youtu.be/U9t-slLl30E
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Obi-Wan is lost... on June 06, 2017, 10:59:58 pm
... except at 1:45 all I can see is JC bashing the crap out of TM-D2.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Snoops on August 29, 2017, 03:33:45 pm
Thought I'd seen it all...I'm all for individualism but f**k me some people.....

https://www.quicksandfans.com/bb/viewtopic.php?f=19&t=2588&start=10 (https://www.quicksandfans.com/bb/viewtopic.php?f=19&t=2588&start=10)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Will Hunt on August 29, 2017, 07:28:10 pm
Just when I thought I'd seen it all  :ohmy:
Title: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Oldmanmatt on September 14, 2017, 06:16:09 pm
Scarfolk Council:
https://mobile.twitter.com/i/moments/896990538305597440

Just brilliant.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Obi-Wan is lost... on January 23, 2018, 01:58:35 pm
This is genius.
https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/434gqw/i-made-my-shed-the-top-rated-restaurant-on-tripadvisor?utm_source=vicefbuk
There's a video on FB that's worth a watch.
Don't believe what you read online, the final laugh is probably that the whole fake was fake and it never was listed on TripAdvisor at all.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Oldmanmatt on January 23, 2018, 05:30:39 pm
I watched that last night.

21st century all over.

The Emperor has no clothes, but excellent PR consultants.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: cheque on February 13, 2018, 04:00:27 pm
https://youtu.be/GYLBjScgb7o

I spent lots of this clip thinking "Oh man, look at this zany loser". Then he said "I'm not going to lie, I've spent a lot of money on this" and I realised that we're really quite similar.

Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: dunnyg on February 13, 2018, 04:39:17 pm
That is an instrument of nightmares. Incredible. This thread is gold.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Will Hunt on March 29, 2018, 11:42:15 pm
 I saw a thing on Facebook earlier which said type "i'm such a" on your phone and let your keyboard predictor do the rest. Mine came out as: I'm such a good thing to do a high volume of.
 :)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Footwork on May 12, 2018, 09:53:47 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9t-slLl30E (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9t-slLl30E)

All wad points to dunnyg for showing me this marvel.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Motown on January 28, 2020, 04:13:02 pm
George III’s collection of military maps:

‘George III's collection of military maps comprises some 3,000 maps, views and prints ranging from the disposition of Charles V's armies at Vienna in 1532 to the Battle of Waterloo (1815).

https://militarymaps.rct.uk/

An incredible amount of material available. Looking at 30 year war documents after a really good In Our Time on the same subject.

Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Will Hunt on January 28, 2020, 04:24:30 pm
Not sure if we've had this yet, but just in case. Historic maps going back to the 1850s for the whole country. You can get lost in it for hours.
https://maps.nls.uk/
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Duma on January 28, 2020, 10:06:18 pm
That's great, thanks Will
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Nibile on January 29, 2020, 08:52:05 am
Not sure if we've had this yet, but just in case. Historic maps going back to the 1850s for the whole country. You can get lost in it for hours.
https://maps.nls.uk/
If you get lost in a map for hours it must be poor...
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: galpinos on January 29, 2020, 09:02:36 am
Not sure if we've had this yet, but just in case. Historic maps going back to the 1850s for the whole country. You can get lost in it for hours.
https://maps.nls.uk/

I don't know whether to wad or punter you. On the one hand, it's an amazing site and I really enjoyed looking at all the old maps for where I live and tracking how it built up over time. On the other hand, I failed to finish my report last night as I was looking at maps from 1887 online and apparently, according to my manager, that is a s**t excuse.

I do now have an A2 copy of the fist map my house appears on winging it's way to me though.......
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: UnkArl on January 29, 2020, 10:22:44 am
Not sure if we've had this yet, but just in case. Historic maps going back to the 1850s for the whole country. You can get lost in it for hours.
https://maps.nls.uk/

Fantastic! The splitscreen view is really good too, you can have the modern map on one side and flick the the older ones on the other side and they both scroll/zoom together.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: tomtom on January 29, 2020, 05:36:04 pm
For those living in cities the WW2 bomb impact maps are also interesting...
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: cowboyhat on January 22, 2021, 11:47:23 am
This is diverting when you're pretending to work https://www.monkeon.co.uk/guessthepress/
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Nibile on July 24, 2021, 05:00:11 pm
Guys does 130 pull ups in one minute, live on TV.
https://youtu.be/4ijovomgxos (https://youtu.be/4ijovomgxos)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: remus on July 25, 2021, 08:58:42 pm
For a moment there I thought something had gone seriously wrong with the world and you'd posted this in legendary feats of strength.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Nibile on July 25, 2021, 10:06:25 pm
Legendary feats of micro-rep embarassment.
 ;D
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: AMorris on July 26, 2021, 01:32:09 pm
Guys does 130 pull ups in one minute, live on TV.
https://youtu.be/4ijovomgxos (https://youtu.be/4ijovomgxos)

I genuinely can't tell if this is a joke or not. A good example of Poe's law.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Nibile on July 26, 2021, 04:42:12 pm
Well, the video is obviously a piss take. The guy does lots of videos on gym people, mostly sinthol freaks, quarter reppers, ego-lifters, and so on.
Unfortunately, the TV show appears to be real.
At first, when the first guy (oh, nice gyno by the way) starts doing quarter reps, the puzzled looks on the other competitors' faces seemed to mean that they were going to do real pull ups and that the guy was going to be phagocitated by a cloud of shame.
But no.
Each subsequent guy reduces the range of motion more and more, to finally settle, with the last one, on a minimal fraction of a rep.
So, I think that it's meant to be real.
TV shows like that really make me understand that human progress as we know it has stopped years ago, and we are now regressing.
Luckily for myself, I currently live in a garage in which 100 kilos actually weigh 100 kilos, a pull up actually goes from straight arms to chin well over ther bar, and a one arm hang actually means hanging from one arm.
My numbers pale in comparison with anything worth mentioning, but my soul is pure and I can look at myself in the mirror (a thing that I do quite often) still seeing a man with a dignity.
Làthe biòsas.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: AMorris on July 26, 2021, 05:19:52 pm
Was referring to TV show rather than the video with the clickbait title, I have long since given up trying to work out the intentions behind these kind of content creators.

I am not a range of motion purist when it comes to pull ups, because from my experience and research, what people generally consider a "proper pull up" changes with their mood, and tend to involve a movement which puts unnecessary amounts of strain on the shoulder and elbow at both ends of the motion :worms: But really... this is so shameful even Instagram would cringe :lol:
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Wellsy on July 26, 2021, 08:36:55 pm
Well, the video is obviously a piss take. The guy does lots of videos on gym people, mostly sinthol freaks, quarter reppers, ego-lifters, and so on.
Unfortunately, the TV show appears to be real.
At first, when the first guy (oh, nice gyno by the way) starts doing quarter reps, the puzzled looks on the other competitors' faces seemed to mean that they were going to do real pull ups and that the guy was going to be phagocitated by a cloud of shame.
But no.
Each subsequent guy reduces the range of motion more and more, to finally settle, with the last one, on a minimal fraction of a rep.
So, I think that it's meant to be real.
TV shows like that really make me understand that human progress as we know it has stopped years ago, and we are now regressing.
Luckily for myself, I currently live in a garage in which 100 kilos actually weigh 100 kilos, a pull up actually goes from straight arms to chin well over ther bar, and a one arm hang actually means hanging from one arm.
My numbers pale in comparison with anything worth mentioning, but my soul is pure and I can look at myself in the mirror (a thing that I do quite often) still seeing a man with a dignity.
Làthe biòsas.

I was gonna say, first guy's tits are poppin
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: User deactivated. on July 27, 2021, 12:14:00 pm
I am not a range of motion purist when it comes to pull ups, because from my experience and research, what people generally consider a "proper pull up" changes with their mood, and tend to involve a movement which puts unnecessary amounts of strain on the shoulder and elbow at both ends of the motion :worms: But really... this is so shameful even Instagram would cringe :lol:

I don't know whether there's much direct training benefit from completely closing the elbow joint and getting maximum range on a pullup, but it does help knowing exactly where each rep starts and ends and over time this consistency can provide a benefit. We are very sneaky at cheating exercises and will do it without knowing - bum off the bench on a bench press, arching the back on a bicep curl, etc, and sometimes in even more subtle ways which could still look ok to an onlooker. I've previously 'gained' on a exercises over a period of a few weeks only to discover it was actually down to learning subtle cheats! By subtly dragging the outside of my thumb on a Lattice edge while performing a half crimp max hang I can eke out a few more seconds - I didn't know I was doing this for quite a while! (On a rock project this would be a good thing of course)

I only have rings at home, and a full rep for me is from a completely disengaged shoulder, smoothly pull all the way until the ring touches my upper chest / collarbone and my elbow touches my hip/side, then slowly lower back down until the arm is fully extended, briefly pause and then disengage the shoulder ready for the next rep. The moment I fail to close up that elbow joint is the moment my set has failed. This form isn't bad for my shoulder or elbow because i've built up the necessary conditioning over many years, but a rep will be slightly different for everyone.



Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Will Hunt on July 28, 2021, 02:31:00 pm
The Google Doodle at the moment is an Olympics themed RPG that is good fun for a couple of hours. Possibly not one to click if you have any work that needs doing...
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Nibile on July 28, 2021, 04:07:56 pm
Reminds me about Puzzlefarter.
One of my girlfriends was addicted to it.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: SA Chris on August 30, 2021, 06:49:19 pm
https://www.visualcapitalist.com/every-single-cognitive-bias/

Am I the only one who finds this fascinating?
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: macca7 on August 31, 2021, 11:42:48 am
Anyone know of anything similar to the google doodle rpg?
Clicked it and couldn't leave it alone forgot how much I used to enjoy that can of thing, well clearly still do?
Cheers
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: cowboyhat on November 17, 2021, 05:03:02 pm
Wasn't sure where to stick this; didn't feel right for the 'video' threads.

Anyway, this is about commitment and going through with it. Props. Though not to my taste, i'm just saying; good effort.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_i-A-5jJ8s (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_i-A-5jJ8s)


(Might be NSFW, I couldn't call that. Its a concert video)
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Nibile on November 18, 2021, 07:36:05 am
First rule of cover songs:
YOU DON'T COVER RATM.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: sdm on November 18, 2021, 09:55:13 am
Denzel Curry is not OK with this rule.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: jwi on January 04, 2022, 05:29:03 pm
The best creator of climbing memes on instagram has started to translate them to english

https://www.instagram.com/bluegilles/

give em a follow.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Footwork on January 04, 2022, 05:38:35 pm
The best creator of climbing memes on instagram has started to translate them to english

https://www.instagram.com/bluegilles/

give em a follow.

Some of those are brilliant  :lol: very much like Goscinny's writing in Asterix and Obelix 
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: remus on July 20, 2022, 10:37:30 pm
http://dailywrong.com/

News, but every image and story is generated by AI. Better than the daily Star at least.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: SamT on July 20, 2022, 10:41:28 pm
The best creator of climbing memes on instagram has started to translate them to english

https://www.instagram.com/bluegilles/

give em a follow.

Love this reel...
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CWi-xLpldPx/

 :bow:
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: andy popp on December 20, 2022, 08:48:07 pm
Didn't know where else to put this:

https://twitter.com/ModernBritain/status/1605191034673270784
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: mrjonathanr on December 20, 2022, 11:53:58 pm
That’s a really nice picture.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: SA Chris on December 21, 2022, 07:29:46 am
Some great stuff on there.

https://twitter.com/ITNArchive/status/1597221270227013632?cxt=HHwWgMCi-YySvKosAAAA

I think this clip inspired a NTNOCN sketch.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: andy popp on December 21, 2022, 08:15:27 am
That’s a really nice picture.

I thought so. Pretty sure those were still Boots and Yorkshire Bank locations when I lived there in the 90s (maybe they still are), but what about the other shops? Anyone know what Woods Market was?
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: steveri on December 21, 2022, 03:55:04 pm
More here: https://twitter.com/Pott_Shrigley_
Some of these were in an exhibition last year at Weston Park I think.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: mrjonathanr on December 21, 2022, 04:33:50 pm
That’s a really nice picture.

I thought so. Pretty sure those were still Boots and Yorkshire Bank locations when I lived there in the 90s (maybe they still are), but what about the other shops? Anyone know what Woods Market was?

Woods minimart was there when I first started going to Hunters Bar in the late 80s.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: duncan on December 22, 2022, 10:59:04 am
Didn't know where else to put this:

https://twitter.com/ModernBritain/status/1605191034673270784

That's great. A different world. And yet...is that me in the blue jacket by the van about to start hitching to Stoney?
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: SamT on December 22, 2022, 01:06:41 pm
Good work JB for the up to date version, including not so mini mini.
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: jwi on March 21, 2023, 11:45:25 am
This is really funny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBS_nOUZUFY


"..... . j'ai des allures du gendre idéal
mais dans le fond je suis aussi mauvaise qu'un chausson Boreal"
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: remus on April 20, 2023, 11:05:25 pm
Not sure where best to put this, but pretty incredible to watch https://twitter.com/SpaceX/status/1649043715686793218

120m tall and ~5000 tons. About as tall as a 40 storey building!
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: edshakey on April 25, 2023, 06:48:31 pm
https://youtu.be/kHy5XYtugYk
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: cowboyhat on May 22, 2023, 05:00:45 pm
This is nice

https://www.amygoodchild.com/blog/computer-art-50s-and-60s
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: csl on November 16, 2023, 01:43:24 pm
A new video was just released by Bobby Fingers - potentially the greatest youtube account of all time. If you are new to it I would start with this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHi479xN_po

The previous two are incredible too.

The latest release is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGhcSupkNs8

I've only just started watching but I'm sure it'll be fantastic
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Fultonius on November 16, 2023, 03:47:23 pm
It is. You really want headphones and a quiet space to do it justice. I'm not even sure how to describe it. Captivating satirical insanity?
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: jwi on December 31, 2023, 02:40:23 pm
For anyone else who loves fonetics, music theory and linguistics @etymology_nerd has a series of absolutely bonkers videos on a synthetic whistling languages (bird word)

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7sXMHvdlr4E

He also made a dolphin language

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/kDFWmUIiHdI

and of course, a creol of the two.

Enjoy and Happy new year!
Title: Re: Ultimate Internet
Post by: Fultonius on February 23, 2024, 12:46:30 pm
I really liked the creative editing and humour in this pointless bit of woodworking:  https://youtu.be/iOX53CFLSYQ?si=h6s6CZrKxcgs1h3H
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