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the shizzle => diet, training and injuries => Topic started by: JCorbot on July 11, 2019, 05:28:46 pm

Title: Training to be funny.....
Post by: JCorbot on July 11, 2019, 05:28:46 pm: After the seminal ukb critique and Barrows poignant dissection of Corbot’s work. He ran and ran and kept on running forest gump style, until an idea emerged. He would apply ‘energy systems’ to the main muscle of the body. tHE 🧠 Brain.

Tuesday- repeaters.

Michael McIntyre 10seconds on 5seconds off. (Almost Unbearable)

Wednesday- Max PaiN

Jimmy Carr and Ricky Gervais being arse licked by Jonathon Ross

35minutes Of eye watering misery.

Thursday a.m CoReD out

Active rest with Peter Kay and Some twat called Alan that’s on everything

1 hour

Result: Disturbed beyond belief, begin film production. Autobiographical fantasy with no semblance of reality what so ever.

https://youtu.be/QhoeIzknNCA
Title: Re: Training to be funny.....
Post by: Wood FT on July 11, 2019, 06:20:28 pm: Quote from: JCorbot on July 11, 2019, 05:28:46 pm
After the seminal ukb critique and Barrows poignant dissection of Corbot’s work. He ran and ran and kept on running forest gump style, until an idea emerged. He would apply ‘energy systems’ to the main muscle of the body. tHE 🧠 Brain.

Tuesday- repeaters.

Michael McIntyre 10seconds on 5seconds off. (Almost Unbearable)

Wednesday- Max PaiN

Jimmy Carr and Ricky Gervais being arse licked by Jonathon Ross

35minutes Of eye watering misery.

Thursday a.m CoReD out

Active rest with Peter Kay and Some twat called Alan that’s on everything

1 hour

Result: Disturbed beyond belief, begin film production. Autobiographical fantasy with no semblance of reality what so ever.

https://youtu.be/QhoeIzknNCA

Love the aesthetic, if this went straight into some really raw ugly limestone crimping I'd be very psyched.
Title: Re: Training to be funny.....
Post by: JCorbot on July 11, 2019, 06:39:15 pm: Nice idea, but that would be stretching the fantasy too far......
Title: Re: Training to be funny.....
Post by: teestub on July 11, 2019, 08:10:47 pm: Quote from: JCorbot on July 11, 2019, 05:28:46 pm
He would apply ‘energy systems’ to the main muscle of the body. tHE 🧠 Brain.

I can see where your ill fated dalliance with training went wrong ;D
Title: Re: Training to be funny.....
Post by: JCorbot on July 11, 2019, 08:13:18 pm: I would say something Tim but I currently live in fear of the energy systems cronies crawling in my shit
Title: Re: Training to be funny.....
Post by: teestub on July 11, 2019, 08:23:15 pm: You’re afraid of the people who are already crawling in your shit or you are worried that people are going to start crawling in your shit?
Title: Re: Training to be funny.....
Post by: JCorbot on July 11, 2019, 08:27:16 pm: Both, now I’m part to blame for the demise ‘of this once great forum’. Which alternative universe was that in?