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Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Obi-Wan is lost... on January 09, 2009, 08:17:18 pm
Lay the DFBWGC (Part II) to rest and start a Part III for the new year with revised standards of only having birds who are actually fit on it?
Your wish....

The calendar is not quite up to it's usual standard, but this one stood out...
(http://www.sharpendbooks.com/cals/2009/09image_Aug09.jpg)

and I'll give this one the benefit of the doubt...
(http://www.sharpendbooks.com/cals/2009/06image_May09.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Will Hunt on January 09, 2009, 08:33:06 pm
 :agree:

The top one is pretty fit. I found these two. Bit hard to tell from the partial face shots (see what I did there?) but I reckon I would

(http://www.getoutdoors.com/goblog/uploads/stephdavisFullCrackHouse.jpg)

(http://worldfitnessnetwork.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/rock-climbing-girl.jpg)


Hmmm...that last one looks like she might be a biter.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: magpie on January 09, 2009, 09:08:11 pm
Is the biter pulling on the clip?  You still would though.  :kiss1:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Fiend on January 09, 2009, 11:12:32 pm
Up to the elbows in a loose crack - it's a good look.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on January 13, 2009, 02:10:12 pm
(http://i35.tinypic.com/2mm8k6f.jpg)

(http://i43.tinypic.com/2pyn5v5.jpg)

(http://i42.tinypic.com/rrtb9h.jpg)

(http://i44.tinypic.com/m9w2up.jpg)

 :)

Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on January 13, 2009, 02:23:22 pm
(http://i40.tinypic.com/2l8i0yq.png)

(http://i40.tinypic.com/2mesion.jpg)

(http://i39.tinypic.com/264qr6c.jpg)

(http://i43.tinypic.com/fkmtsp.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Monolith on January 13, 2009, 02:27:46 pm
Oh Sharma, you have found the holy grail.

Good shit Jasper. Only gripe is with number 4 looking a bit maternal.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: slackline on January 13, 2009, 02:33:29 pm
Good shit Jasper.

 :agree:

Should be some interesting pictures for the thread appearing on this blog (http://pakistanwomensclimb.blogspot.com/) in due course  :P
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on January 13, 2009, 03:35:00 pm
and I'll give this one the benefit of the doubt...
(http://www.sharpendbooks.com/cals/2009/06image_May09.jpg)


Was unsure if she was in so used google.

(http://www.rockclimbing.com/images/photos/assets/6/159476-largest_39142.jpg)

result - give benefit of doubt.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Bubba on January 13, 2009, 04:06:58 pm
(http://i40.tinypic.com/2mesion.jpg)
Hmmmm....are standards slipping?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Nibile on January 13, 2009, 04:10:16 pm
Good shit Jasper. Only gripe is with number 4 looking a bit maternal.
that is cristian core's girl. fit she is, but just fit.
 ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: slackline on January 13, 2009, 04:26:56 pm
(http://i40.tinypic.com/2mesion.jpg)
Hmmmm....are standards slipping?

No it was just a bad hair day for Dalia (Ojeda, same bird in the other pics of that post I believe).  This was obviously a good arse hair day...

(http://tonylamiche.petzlteam.com/public/Xtones/dayla_ojeda.jpg)

This one has graced these pages before, but no harm in repeat offending

(http://desnivel.com/images07/crroca24_daila.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tomtom on January 13, 2009, 04:35:33 pm
Hmmmm....are standards slipping?
:agree:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Nibile on January 13, 2009, 04:37:42 pm
i think the girl climbing the crack is steph davis.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on January 13, 2009, 04:39:24 pm
It's Steph Davis you bunch of cunts.......

(http://i44.tinypic.com/eunfdg.jpg)

(http://i39.tinypic.com/2d824qd.jpg)

(http://i44.tinypic.com/209t3s1.jpg)

I rest my muthafuckin case.

EDIT - correct Nibs.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on January 13, 2009, 04:41:40 pm
Oh and the top photo of the two Will posted is also her!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: slackline on January 13, 2009, 04:46:48 pm
It's Steph Davis you bunch of cunts.......


 :oops: I was dazzled by Dalia.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tomtom on January 13, 2009, 04:58:54 pm
(http://www.getoutdoors.com/goblog/uploads/stephdavisFullCrackHouse.jpg)
Steph davis indeed... theres something oddly alluring about the pose in this picture, and I'm not really sure why..
Internal Question to self "why do you like an image of a woman upside down with both hands and legs occupied and out of the way?"  :-\
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Bubba on January 13, 2009, 04:59:26 pm
I rest my muthafuckin case.
meh - she's not doing it for me.... but then hey, she's probably not into lardy 40 something truckers so it's all good :)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on January 13, 2009, 05:07:59 pm
The question of whether or not a woman ticks every box in qualifying for DFBWGC status is always gonna be a subjective one. Suffice to say I was under the impression that the idea was to avoid mingers on the thread. And in no way will I accept that this........

(http://i44.tinypic.com/209t3s1.jpg)

....is a minger. Maybe not your type but she's no moose.   :)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: slackline on January 13, 2009, 05:13:13 pm
Internal Question to self "why do you like an image of a woman upside down with both hands and legs occupied and out of the way?"  :-\

You have an S&M fetish  :shrug:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Will Hunt on January 13, 2009, 05:32:01 pm
(http://desnivel.com/images07/crroca24_daila.jpg)

Hmmm. Looks like this might end in inversion and nasty face with rock contact resulting in being stripped of her DFBWGC status. Shall we allow such punters/people who flout this prestigious thread so openly into the fold?
 :-\
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on January 13, 2009, 05:36:27 pm
I don't think "punter" is the word you're looking for Will.  ;)

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Tne6t-y7a6g (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Tne6t-y7a6g)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Obi-Wan is lost... on January 13, 2009, 05:53:43 pm
That's clever! Good find! Same boulder, same girl, same problem, same move, same cute arse!
Glad to see I haven't lost my ability to spot hotness from a distance.  ;)



and I'll give this one the benefit of the doubt...
(http://www.sharpendbooks.com/cals/2009/06image_May09.jpg)


Was unsure if she was in so used google.

(http://www.rockclimbing.com/images/photos/assets/6/159476-largest_39142.jpg)

result - give benefit of doubt.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Monolith on January 13, 2009, 05:55:34 pm
Sharma, please come online and describe the taste of her ass cheeks to me using the most sumptuous terminology you care to evoke. Please.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Fiend on January 13, 2009, 06:09:54 pm
The question of whether or not a woman ticks every box in qualifying for DFBWGC status is always gonna be a subjective one. Suffice to say I was under the impression that the idea was to avoid mingers on the thread. And in no way will I accept that this........

(http://i44.tinypic.com/209t3s1.jpg)

....is a minger. Maybe not your type but she's no moose.   :)
Her torso actually makes my physically repulsed. I just Googled "starvation victim" for a Shit Isn't That... entry but it was a bit too grim.

Face is okay, but in terms of physical attraction, no.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on January 13, 2009, 06:40:57 pm
That's clever! Good find! Same boulder, same girl, same problem, same move, same cute arse!

Glad my online stalker skills are appreciated.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Will Hunt on January 13, 2009, 07:23:34 pm
I like the way this thread is going. Critiques are the way forward as no one wants to be seen as having poor taste.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: chillax on January 13, 2009, 07:25:06 pm
Got to say I agree with Jasper on the Steph Davis issue...

(http://www.climbing.com/print/features/228_hf2.jpg)

But what is a DFBWGC thread without Alex Puccio...

(http://www.climbing.com/news/press/Alex-Puccio-byWadeDavid-375.jpg)

(http://www.susanica.com/photos/12686662614666492561ca5_f.jpg)

(http://www.momentumvm.com/cms/images/stories/Puccio_Joes.jpg)

and

(http://environmentallyminded.com/images/AJ.jpg)

I hope these are up to editorial standards
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Will Hunt on January 13, 2009, 07:46:50 pm
Puccio's got a nice face but she seems a bit, I dont know, broad. Still, a good contribution to the thread.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Fiend on January 13, 2009, 08:08:13 pm
Biggish shoulders, high up breasts. I kinda like it, distinctive at least.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: robertostallioni on January 13, 2009, 08:08:35 pm
I know what you mean with Alex Puccio. I Imagine her father is a New York Policeman
(http://www.webdesign.org/img_articles/10157/1.jpg)
She doesn't fulfil 1 essential criteria - Never date a girl who can knock you the fuck out.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Houdini on January 13, 2009, 08:32:10 pm
(http://i44.tinypic.com/209t3s1.jpg)

Bergen-Belsen chic, danke nein. More meat on an Egyptian mummy :thumbsdown:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tomtom on January 13, 2009, 09:49:19 pm
Puccio's got a nice face but she seems a bit, I dont know, broad. Still, a good contribution to the thread.
Puccio beats SD for me and she's certainly broader shouldered than SD. But hang on Will, isnt a certain blonde UK boulderer (not Jasper), who you got into trouble over on UKC for stating your longings to drill, rather - ahem - broad, about the shoulders?  :-\
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: magpie on January 13, 2009, 10:21:23 pm
I enjoy this new found harshness boys, I think the thread will be better for it  8)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Oli on January 13, 2009, 10:23:14 pm
But hang on Will, isnt a certain blonde UK boulderer (not Jasper), who you got into trouble over on UKC for stating your longings to drill, rather - ahem - broad, about the shoulders?  :-\

This one?

(http://leahcraneclimbing.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/201.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Houdini on January 13, 2009, 11:24:44 pm
... drill ...

Huh, huh-huh.  You said drill.

(http://www.mtv.com/onair/beavisandbutthead/images/flipbooks/meet_cast/butthead/butt10.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Obi-Wan is lost... on January 14, 2009, 12:06:18 am
And any way...
(http://www.rockclimbing.com/images/photos/assets/9/306639-work-Ashley_Duran_on_Flexercise-small.jpg)
(http://www.rockclimbing.com/images/photos/assets/0/6430-work-78823.jpg)
(http://www.rockclimbing.com/images/photos/assets/0/45400-work-69524.jpg)
(http://www.rockclimbing.com/images/photos/assets/1/302131-work-Luz_destrepe_s.jpg)
(http://www.rockclimbing.com/images/photos/assets/1/297321-work-Solo_para_Chicas.jpg)
(http://www.rockclimbing.com/images/photos/assets/0/296300-work-jimborella_travesia_humeda_s.jpg)
(http://www.rockclimbing.com/images/photos/assets/0/16260-work-76497.jpg)
(http://www.rockclimbing.com/images/photos/assets/1/297311-work-babes_S.jpg)
No apologies for re-posting some of these. You know which I'm talking about.  ;D



Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: slackline on January 14, 2009, 12:23:51 am
Biggish shoulders, high up breasts. I kinda like it, distinctive at least.

Am I giving too much away  :shrug:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Will Hunt on January 14, 2009, 08:56:15 am
No apologies for re-posting some of these.

:agree:

Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on January 14, 2009, 09:29:16 am
No apologies for re-posting some of these. You know which I'm talking about.  ;D


Shwing
Shwing
Swning
Shwing
Shwing
ShwingShwing
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Plattsy on January 14, 2009, 09:39:26 am
Good shit Jasper. Only gripe is with number 4 looking a bit maternal.
that is cristian core's girl. fit she is, but just fit.
 ;)

Sounds like a "Butter Face".





fit body but her face.

Good work this thread.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Iesu on January 14, 2009, 09:43:15 am
Biggish shoulders, high up breasts. I kinda like it, distinctive at least.

to me Alex Puccio looks like a bloke. Definitely not my type and therefore to me not Dead Fit.

ObiWan's last lot get  :thumbsup: from me
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on January 14, 2009, 10:01:36 am
well worth reposting

(http://boulderingvideos.googlepages.com/yyfy.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Fiend on January 14, 2009, 10:23:05 am
Obi-wan's re-booted Birdbot, woohoo  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: liam on January 15, 2009, 11:06:14 am
 a few here ..
http://www.nice-climb.com/pagesphotos/sondages/sondage.php (http://www.nice-climb.com/pagesphotos/sondages/sondage.php)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on January 15, 2009, 12:01:09 pm
a few here ..
http://www.nice-climb.com/pagesphotos/sondages/sondage.php (http://www.nice-climb.com/pagesphotos/sondages/sondage.php)

So nice in Nice.

Note NSFW!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Will Hunt on January 15, 2009, 12:56:34 pm
Not too sure about January and April. Definite winners in May and August.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on January 15, 2009, 03:01:39 pm
(http://i40.tinypic.com/4ta4ck.jpg)

(http://i43.tinypic.com/2yo71g1.jpg)

(http://i40.tinypic.com/hurupu.jpg)

(http://i41.tinypic.com/spvrbs.jpg)

(http://i40.tinypic.com/o6hb7o.jpg)

(http://i44.tinypic.com/2ajwcqo.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: robertostallioni on January 15, 2009, 03:08:19 pm

Nuts, whole hazlenuts.
(http://i44.tinypic.com/2ajwcqo.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on January 15, 2009, 05:25:11 pm
Not too sure about January and April. Definite winners in May and August.

I like January
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Fiend on January 15, 2009, 06:38:34 pm
An oddball collection from Mr Sharpe, I like it  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Zods Beard on January 15, 2009, 08:30:27 pm

(http://i43.tinypic.com/2yo71g1.jpg)


I like this one. Something about her.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Fiend on January 15, 2009, 08:37:41 pm
Pale, squashed up face, terrible haircut.

She's cute.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: robertostallioni on January 15, 2009, 08:45:16 pm
Marianne Faithful, Fiend. Now pass the mars bar.
(http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p316/celebwarship/Celeb6/Celeb7/Celeb8/Celeb9/MARIANNE070707_468x610.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: GCW on January 15, 2009, 08:49:15 pm
(http://www.gearexpress.biz/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/woc_2007.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: mini on January 15, 2009, 08:57:36 pm
Is DFBWGC (part III) just an excuse to re-post the best of previous DFBWGC threads :yawn:









Genius :bow:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: GCW on January 15, 2009, 09:03:05 pm
Who's going to trawl through all the DFBTGC II thread?!?!

 :wank:  ;D
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Falling Down on January 15, 2009, 10:34:22 pm
a few here ..
http://www.nice-climb.com/pagesphotos/sondages/sondage.php (http://www.nice-climb.com/pagesphotos/sondages/sondage.php)

August.. my birthday  :)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Bubba on January 16, 2009, 12:10:38 am
Pale, squashed up face, terrible haircut.

She's cute.
One of the cutest of the topic so far  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Adam Lincoln on January 16, 2009, 12:33:30 am
Pale, squashed up face, terrible haircut.

She's cute.
One of the cutest of the topic so far  :thumbsup:

 :agree:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: nik at work on January 16, 2009, 07:58:09 am

(http://i43.tinypic.com/2yo71g1.jpg)


I like this one. Something about her.

Got to agree, and I don't know why. Women, unfathomable.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Fiend on January 16, 2009, 09:17:07 am
Is DFBWGC (part III) just an excuse to re-post the best of previous DFBWGC threads :yawn:
Well, I think it's more to set the standard, show what's expected, make it clear that it's Dead Fit Birds Who Go Climbing not Dead Scrawny Muscley Climbers Who Happen To Be Female But You Can Only Tell From The Clothes.

Now we're reminded of what's expected, allez gentlemen...


P.S. Nik, something to do with - as I'm hinting above - her looking like a fit burd first and a climber second.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on January 16, 2009, 09:19:07 am
Nail on head Fiend. On both counts.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Iesu on January 16, 2009, 09:29:06 am
i didn't think gingers counted as DFB?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Joepicalli on January 16, 2009, 10:47:43 am
i didn't think gingers counted as DFB?
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk310/LAMovieBuff/ACTORS/HAYWORTH%20RITA/Rita_Hayworth.jpg)
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2337/1763309469_4d8a7c4b93.jpg?v=0)
Rita hayward alone blows that theory.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: andy popp on January 16, 2009, 09:01:05 pm
I think I'm in love.



But is it not Hayworth?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Bubba on January 16, 2009, 09:12:34 pm
But is it not Hayworth?
Aye, it is.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: jwi on January 17, 2009, 12:03:26 am
(http://www.alpinist.com/media/ALP20/davis-robbins_bloody_luck.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Bubba on January 17, 2009, 07:50:11 am

Ho hum. If it wasn't for the gore, trauma and the smelly hair she might be nice looking :lol:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on January 17, 2009, 09:17:24 am
Crusty covered in blood...

Is that a souvenir pic from someone's Newbury Bypass collection?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on January 17, 2009, 09:45:12 am
(http://www.highinfatuation.com/castletonBASEclimb/images/steph%20free%20solo%20cast%235C084D.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: jwi on January 17, 2009, 09:46:54 am
Ms Davis-Robbins is not only one of the best female crack climbers in US, she is also as they say, totally hot.  Alas, I couldn't find any other pic on the internet (quite a bit lower media-profile than Ms Davis) ;D  I am sure it appeals to alpinists....
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on January 17, 2009, 09:47:41 am
(http://www.lifethruyoureyes.com/yahoo_site_admin/assets/images/DSC_5370.261163101_std.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Bubba on January 17, 2009, 09:50:53 am
Ms Davis-Robbins is not only one of the best female crack climbers in US, she is also as they say, totally hot.  Alas, I couldn't find any other pic on the internet (quite a bit lower media-profile than Ms Davis) ;D  I am sure it appeals to alpinists....
I tried to find another pic but couldn't either. I think we can give her the benefit of the doubt - how many of us look hawt after being smashed on the head with a rock?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: magpie on January 17, 2009, 01:18:58 pm
The red head is my favourte so far, she's delightfully quirky.

You're doing good work here boys, well done.  8)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Will Hunt on January 17, 2009, 02:06:26 pm
The redheads mushy face is a winner. That last contribution from Lagers is also very purty.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on January 17, 2009, 06:02:24 pm
(http://www.susanica.com/photos/129751392043a5bd3636128_f.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on January 17, 2009, 06:04:30 pm
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3180/3079367016_d920aa4725.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Will Hunt on January 17, 2009, 06:11:08 pm
I like your taste. Where are these coming from?!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: rginns on January 17, 2009, 06:47:19 pm
I fear standards are slipping again...

I don't rate the campus chick, or bloody-face girl either...

hmmmm!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on January 17, 2009, 07:58:05 pm
I like your taste. Where are these coming from?!

Unauthorised use of BirdBot. Since Picalli is failing to make good use of his purchase, I have done a couple of runs for "research and development" purposes.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Plattsy on January 17, 2009, 09:55:06 pm
(http://crag.assimilation.org/Pics/PineMountain-07-25-03/IMG_2498-768.JPG)


(http://www.rockclimbing.com/images/photos/assets/1/204781-largest_25717.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tomtom on January 17, 2009, 10:06:54 pm
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3185/2841079407_e1f1b068c1.jpg?v=0)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: grumpycrumpy on January 17, 2009, 11:59:14 pm



(http://www.rockclimbing.com/images/photos/assets/1/204781-largest_25717.jpg)
[/quote]
Now we're right back on track ..... She epitomises everything a DFBWGC should be imho ....
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Scraggadoo on January 18, 2009, 08:39:45 pm
Now we're right back on track ..... She epitomises everything a DFBWGC should be imho ....

I second that  :agree:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Will Hunt on January 18, 2009, 08:57:16 pm
Yup, she's good.

One possible critique on natures handiwork would be to ripen those apples a bit and tighten up the cleavage a notch. Then it'd be juuuuuust right.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Scraggadoo on January 18, 2009, 09:10:27 pm
Haha certainly...

First time I've been looking for some specifically for this post... Hope this one hasn't been around before! And that the pictures come up ok...

Not strictly bouldering but hey...

(http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/PTGPOD/553260~Woman-Rock-Climbing-CA-Posters.jpg)

Will have to look harder though methinks... :-\ High standards here it seems.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Will Hunt on January 18, 2009, 09:15:27 pm
Ah the Pakistan Womens Climbing Comp. I did find this one but deemed it unfit.
On second thoughts she might well be a looker but we can't see her face.

Keep those perving standards high people.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: andy_e on January 18, 2009, 11:50:18 pm
um, wtf? t'interweb iz b0rked. never mind
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Bubba on January 19, 2009, 08:47:40 am
um, wtf? t'interweb iz b0rked. never mind
No, I just moved your post to a more appropriate topic :)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: dave on January 19, 2009, 09:16:32 am
(http://www.susanica.com/photos/129751392043a5bd3636128_f.jpg)


i've just realised why i'm finding 1-4-7 so difficult.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: St Hubbins on January 19, 2009, 09:34:28 am
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3185/2841079407_e1f1b068c1.jpg?v=0)

If Pee-Wee Herman & Winona Ryder had a child...... (Trust me, look closely)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Plattsy on January 21, 2009, 10:39:46 am
Mina Jokivirta
(http://www.openworld.fi/images/rosa_l.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Iesu on January 21, 2009, 10:52:58 am
woof!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: slackline on January 21, 2009, 10:55:57 am
woof!

Maybe people need some more smilies in addition to  :shag: here are a few...

(https://themixingbowl.org/static/img/smilies/pumpin.gif)    (https://themixingbowl.org/static/img/smilies/threesome.gif)    (https://themixingbowl.org/static/img/smilies/blowme.gif)    (https://themixingbowl.org/static/img/smilies/69.gif)    (https://themixingbowl.org/static/img/smilies/splurge.gif)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Iesu on January 21, 2009, 11:10:51 am
have you got a "he's been on the cider and he's fu**ing angry" smiley?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: slackline on January 21, 2009, 11:14:04 am
have you got a "he's been on the cider and he's fu**ing angry" smiley?

(https://themixingbowl.org/static/img/smilies/crazy.gif)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Iesu on January 21, 2009, 11:28:10 am
nice, but needs a mohawk and a studded leather jacket for the "Subvert man" look!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tomtom on January 21, 2009, 12:41:17 pm
woof!

Maybe people need some more smilies in addition to  :shag: here are a few...

(https://themixingbowl.org/static/img/smilies/pumpin.gif)    (https://themixingbowl.org/static/img/smilies/threesome.gif)    (https://themixingbowl.org/static/img/smilies/blowme.gif)    (https://themixingbowl.org/static/img/smilies/69.gif)    (https://themixingbowl.org/static/img/smilies/splurge.gif)
fantastic! Bubba, can these be added to the board??
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: slackline on January 21, 2009, 12:54:23 pm
We're in serious trouble of veering  :off:...

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3121/3126121125_0f43b90d5f.jpg?v=0) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/andy_alpina/3126121125)
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3071/2465394417_18563dfea7.jpg?v=0) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/andy_alpina/2465394417/)
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3180/3079367016_d920aa4725.jpg?v=0) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/walterscreative/3079367016/)
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3062/3032030142_3021cc5588.jpg?v=0) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/huddartphotos/3032030142/)

Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Will Hunt on January 21, 2009, 01:19:28 pm
(http://www.openworld.fi/images/rosa_l.jpg)

Not with yours!

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3062/3032030142_3021cc5588.jpg?v=0) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/huddartphotos/3032030142/)

Belongs in the gurn thread.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Plattsy on January 21, 2009, 01:37:19 pm
(http://www.openworld.fi/images/rosa_l.jpg)
Not with yours!

I searched for her and the only other pictures are of a brunette. Can't work out if they're the same lass. None the less Will they're both pretty fit and Finnish.

(http://www.maion.com/photography/_photos/ftns0762.jpg)

Slackers you need to up the rating on your filter  ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: slackline on January 21, 2009, 01:51:05 pm


Slackers you need to up the rating on your filter  ;)

Sorry my open-source reverse engineering of BirbotTM lagerproducts still needs some work, the algorithms are clearly very complicated and I shall have to spend more time analysing the official results.  It was a quick stab to get things back on track though and away from the smilies.  :-*
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Plattsy on January 21, 2009, 01:58:44 pm
Helena Lipenska
(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/7156.jpg)

(http://www.ocun.cz/data/imgs/325b.jpg)

(http://www.ocun.cz/data/imgs/324b.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tomtom on January 21, 2009, 02:00:49 pm
We're in serious trouble of veering  :off:...

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3071/2465394417_18563dfea7.jpg?v=0) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/andy_alpina/2465394417/)
mmmmm....
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Plattsy on January 21, 2009, 02:01:47 pm
Maja Vidmar
(http://www.freakclimbing.com/modules/People/Interviews/Maja%20Vidmar/Maja_Vidmar_03.jpg)

(http://www.alpikor.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/maja_vidmar_001.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Plattsy on January 21, 2009, 02:07:01 pm


Slackers you need to up the rating on your filter  ;)

Sorry my open-source reverse engineering of BirbotTM lagerproducts still needs some work, the algorithms are clearly very complicated and I shall have to spend more time analysing the official results.  It was a quick stab to get things back on track though and away from the smilies.  :-*

Sounds technical. What's wrong with Google?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Houdini on January 21, 2009, 02:07:33 pm

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3071/2465394417_18563dfea7.jpg?v=0) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/andy_alpina/2465394417/)
mmmmm....

Yeah nice one lads!   

All she needs is a tin of Cutter's Choice and malnourished lurcher on a blue poly-prop lead and she's fit for action ...

(Plattsy knows the drill ;) )


Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: A Jooser on January 21, 2009, 02:09:44 pm
This is a great photo…

(http://www.climber.co.uk/userfiles/gallery/2747416515_05e2327c53_b.jpg)

and I really like this one, although probably for different reasons (http://ukbouldering.com/board/Smileys/ukbCustom/wink.gif)…

(http://www.onsight.com.au/gallery/images/large/716_108_11.jpg)

I doubt this young lady meets all the criteria but I reckon she’s the fittest climbing chick on the island of Lilliput…

(http://www.onsight.com.au/gallery/images/large/135_002_15.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on January 21, 2009, 02:13:17 pm
Lay the DFBWGC (Part II) to rest and start a Part III for the new year with revised standards of only having birds who are actually fit on it?


 :rtfm:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: BB on January 21, 2009, 02:16:27 pm
This is a great photo…

(http://www.climber.co.uk/userfiles/gallery/2747416515_05e2327c53_b.jpg)

Is that demo route at sennen? If so, she's about to got the wrong side of the bulge. That's not a euphamism either.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: A Jooser on January 21, 2009, 02:22:45 pm
Yes it is Demo Route, and you’re right the rope is going the wrong way but, to be honest I don’t mind which way she swings!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Fiend on January 21, 2009, 02:50:03 pm
Good stuff.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Iesu on January 21, 2009, 04:39:08 pm
(http://www.ocun.cz/data/imgs/324b.jpg)

nice van! and the coffee's on, dog hanging out. my kinda lady.

I know you can't see her face, but what's going on with the harness?
(http://fcorpet.free.fr/Denis/M/Grimpeuses/images/Flo4-Artif-Peisey-1984.jpg)
(http://www.climbing.com/news/hotflashes/charlotte-durif-07.jpg)
 slightly scary
(http://blueroof.files.wordpress.com/2006/10/woman-climbing.jpg)
(http://brandiproffitt.com/images/pic.jpg)
(http://brandiproffitt.com/images/39.jpg)
(http://news.cnet.com/i/bto/20070117/AquaClimb4x2_270x477.JPG)

bored of looking now... sorry
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on January 21, 2009, 04:42:34 pm
(http://www.ocun.cz/data/imgs/324b.jpg)

nice van! and the coffee's on, dog hanging out. my kinda lady.



Apart from the footwear. And she was doing so well.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Plattsy on January 21, 2009, 05:15:59 pm
Olga Bibik
(http://www.mountain.ru/news/news_img/2775/news.jpg)
(http://www.mountain.ru/article/article_img/1244/f_1.jpg)
(http://www.mountain.ru/news/news_img/2404/news.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: magpie on January 21, 2009, 08:04:01 pm
Apart from the footwear. And she was doing so well.
All the best DFB wear those when it's warm  :spank:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on January 21, 2009, 10:19:13 pm
Apart from the footwear. And she was doing so well.
All the best DFB wear those when it's warm  :spank:

Nay nay and thrice nay.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Obi-Wan is lost... on January 21, 2009, 11:32:18 pm

nice van! and the coffee's on, dog hanging out. my kinda lady.



Apart from the footwear. And she was doing so well.
I'd let her off
(http://www.ocun.cz/data/imgs/326b.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Will Hunt on January 21, 2009, 11:33:25 pm
Olga Bibik
(http://www.mountain.ru/news/news_img/2404/news.jpg)

Mmmm. Thats better. The other pics aren't as nice but this is near a par with Ms Jagger.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Obi-Wan is lost... on January 21, 2009, 11:37:35 pm
New best job in the world, the bloke who works for Ocun choosing which hot Czech female climbers to sponsor. :-\
(http://www.ocun.cz/data/imgs/380b.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Drew on January 21, 2009, 11:53:00 pm
(http://www.ocun.cz/data/imgs/326b.jpg)

Olga Bibik
(http://www.mountain.ru/news/news_img/2404/news.jpg)

I do think even Ms Heather has some real competition


(Just look at Olga's eyes. I think I've just cum!)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Falling Down on January 22, 2009, 09:51:22 am
Maja Vidmar
(http://www.alpikor.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/maja_vidmar_001.jpg)

Still my favourite   :kiss1:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Bubba on January 22, 2009, 10:14:03 am
Just look at Olga's eyes
What, slightly staring and mental? ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on January 22, 2009, 10:56:56 am
Aye. I've seen that look before. Run away! RUN AWAY!!!  :lol:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Plattsy on January 22, 2009, 11:05:18 am
Thin pickings today I'm afraid. I'm refusing to lower the standard though. There's gotta be more than this.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Oli on January 22, 2009, 11:31:10 am
I can't quite decide whether this one's fit enough or not. There's some high heelhooking, tight trousers going on though, so may be worth inclusion.

(http://lh5.ggpht.com/_yUOvTP4_ZFg/RqpmNEK6rMI/AAAAAAAAAPc/uBI-krxTJe4/s512/may_be_so.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Will Hunt on January 22, 2009, 11:33:20 am
This has probably been tried but we need to find the translation to as many different languages for "hot/fit/sexy climbing girl" or some such and plug it into google. So far (apart from Plattsy's recent commendations) we're only getting English speaking fitties.

Any bi-linguals?

Did you find her in a pram, Oli?  :lol:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Oli on January 22, 2009, 11:36:57 am
I did consider that, but I'm sure she's not especially young. (I wait with dread for it to be proved otherwise)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Will Hunt on January 22, 2009, 11:42:27 am
AND she's back clipped!  :spank:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Will Hunt on January 22, 2009, 12:03:09 pm
I think Olga worship may have to be restricted to that one photo. This one doesn't see her in the same light. Thought it was quite funny though.

(http://www.mountain.ru/photo/2003/bibik/img/img_9381_r1.jpg)

"Now now, you cheeky boys. You puts it in dere like dat, ja?"

Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on January 22, 2009, 01:05:16 pm
Not quite sure from this photo....

(http://www.escalademag.com/images/zoom/ERNKEV/stefdolcevita.jpg)

...still not too sure...

(http://www.escalademag.com/images/zoom/ERNKEV/viewsize/usalastroman500.jpg)

but this clarified things. Stephanie Bodet - cute and not under age
(http://m.aventuriers.free.fr/static/contrecourant/images/Nouvelles/E1/s_bodet_somet.jpg) (http://img1.qq.com/luxury/pics/7946/7946389.jpg)



Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: magpie on January 22, 2009, 01:24:47 pm
AND she's back clipped!  :spank:
You were clearly intent on study her groin for some time to notice that, youth.  :lol:

For the good of the thread I am going to use my limited Spanish skills for you all and have a google.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: jern on January 22, 2009, 01:36:00 pm
I can't quite decide whether this one's fit enough or not. There's some high heelhooking, tight trousers going on though, so may be worth inclusion.

(http://lh5.ggpht.com/_yUOvTP4_ZFg/RqpmNEK6rMI/AAAAAAAAAPc/uBI-krxTJe4/s512/may_be_so.jpg)

Underage with tiny cockerel eyes, bad scene.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: jern on January 22, 2009, 01:45:39 pm
(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/18743_633649872225156250.jpg)

 :-\
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: magpie on January 22, 2009, 02:11:21 pm
For the good of the thread I am going to use my limited Spanish skills for you all and have a google.
One of two things happened, either, there are no DFBWGC in Spain or my Spanish is shit.  I'm fairly sure the first option is not true.  ???

And there is nothing  :-\ about the last one.   :-*
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tomtom on January 22, 2009, 03:10:22 pm
For the good of the thread I am going to use my limited Spanish skills for you all and have a google.
One of two things happened, either, there are no DFBWGC in Spain or my Spanish is shit.  I'm fairly sure the first option is not true.  ???
And there is nothing  :-\ about the last one.   :-*
I've not had time to compile the latest version of BirdBotski (the Pirate Russian version) but (confession coming up)
in the past I have found putting 'climbing' or 'bouldering' and a womans name into flickr, picassa etc.. a good method. Truth be told I'm not much good with names and got bored after kate and emma etc.. but if you have the time....  :whistle:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Iesu on January 22, 2009, 03:56:16 pm
(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/18743_633649872225156250.jpg)

 :-\
:thumbsup: had to crane my neck to be sure. but she is a worthy DFBWGC.

"we're not worthy, we're not worthy"

Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tubbs on January 22, 2009, 05:00:46 pm
Olga Bibik
(http://www.mountain.ru/news/news_img/2404/news.jpg)

Mmmm. Thats better. The other pics aren't as nice but this is near a par with Ms Jagger.

I've been fortunate enough to judge at several womens bouldering comps over the years. Olga Bibic did get the nickname "Princess" after a while because she was always 'well turned out'. Mind you, she was one of the friendlier competitors (though sadly not that friendly).

Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: andy_e on January 22, 2009, 05:08:47 pm
Olga Bibik
(http://www.mountain.ru/news/news_img/2404/news.jpg)

She has no hand...
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Bubba on January 22, 2009, 06:26:47 pm
Underage with tiny cockerel eyes, bad scene.
Not necessarily underage, and to be fair, she is looking downwards. Looks very purty to me.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: adam p on January 22, 2009, 10:39:58 pm
....meet sara carlson...ticks my boxes...

(http://a1608.g.akamai.net/7/1608/1365/2ab33aaf2a6b98/away.com/images/travel_photo_gallery/exposure/gallery04.jpg)

(http://away.com/images/travel_photo_gallery/exposure/gallery02.jpg)

(http://a1608.g.akamai.net/7/1608/1365/7d01417ec608b2/away.com/images/travel_photo_gallery/exposure/gallery03.jpg)

(http://a1608.g.akamai.net/7/1608/1365/5d4d6c7497c139/away.com/images/travel_photo_gallery/exposure/gallery01.jpg)

And she can climb...."Before landing her current full-time position at the nonprofit Cougar Fund, in Jackson Hole, the 27-year-old Carlson juggled a host of part-time jobs and summited the Grand Teton three times. She still escapes to local crags whenever she can. "I'm trying to be an adult and still go climbing," says the native of Ishpeming, Michigan."



Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on January 22, 2009, 10:53:26 pm
Lay the DFBWGC (Part II) to rest and start a Part III for the new year with revised standards of only having birds who are actually fit on it?
Your wish....

Working pretty well so far  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Falling Down on January 22, 2009, 10:57:19 pm
Olga Bibik
(http://www.mountain.ru/news/news_img/2404/news.jpg)

Mmmm. Thats better. The other pics aren't as nice but this is near a par with Ms Jagger.

Will. She's got HIGH MAINTENANCE oozing from those almond eyes and every pore. Trust me you'd be in for some  :wall: after any :shag:


Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Falling Down on January 22, 2009, 11:04:14 pm
See. Told ya....

http://www.mountain.ru/article/article_display1.php?article_id=905 (http://www.mountain.ru/article/article_display1.php?article_id=905)  :boohoo:

Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Oli on January 22, 2009, 11:24:09 pm
Not necessarily underage, and to be fair, she is looking downwards. Looks very purty to me.

Further searching, in an attempt to prove to myself that she isn't underage has led to:

(http://lh6.ggpht.com/_yUOvTP4_ZFg/RqplMUK6qvI/AAAAAAAAAL0/fCphz2RXR70/s512/warming_anna.jpg)

Definitely not as fit as Miss Carlson. Good effort on finding her.
Lay the DFBWGC (Part II) to rest and start a Part III for the new year with revised standards of only having birds who are actually fit on it?
Your wish....
Working pretty well so far  :thumbsup:
The rejuvenated activity is definitely good.  ;D
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Fiend on January 22, 2009, 11:31:08 pm
I'm with Will and jern. Scary eyes >>> bulldog on diet of lime pickle face.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Oli on January 22, 2009, 11:35:50 pm
Fair one. I'll give up searching and get back to perving then.  :dance1:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: magpie on January 22, 2009, 11:37:20 pm
(http://away.com/images/travel_photo_gallery/exposure/gallery02.jpg)
She has a great rack.  The rest is not bad either.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on January 22, 2009, 11:45:47 pm
....meet sara carlson...ticks my boxes...


And she can climb...."Before landing her current full-time position at the nonprofit Cougar Fund, in Jackson Hole, the 27-year-old Carlson juggled a host of part-time jobs and summited the Grand Teton three times. She still escapes to local crags whenever she can. "I'm trying to be an adult and still go climbing," says the native of Ishpeming, Michigan."

If she's taking up these positions for no profit, then I think... well I'm not sure what I think, but I like thinking about it...mmm

I do think I could help her with trying to be an adult...
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on January 23, 2009, 12:04:56 am
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3070/3052730061_1c08216d16.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Drew on January 23, 2009, 12:41:10 am
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3070/3052730061_1c08216d16.jpg)

Is that Liv Sansoz?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Bubba on January 23, 2009, 07:55:44 am
Olga Bibik
(http://www.mountain.ru/news/news_img/2404/news.jpg)

Was thinking about this one at work - I'm sure her pose and slightly mad gaze are an attempt at a tribute to this image of classic hottie Audrey Hepburn.

(http://www.geocities.com/audreyhepburn9/pictures/007.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Danger on January 23, 2009, 10:07:49 am
Quote from: Olga Bibik
I have weak hands. I take even a "sphere" like positive edges. My most unloved holds - round, they put me through hoops. But Julia on the contrary takes them with a wet finger. I can not understand how to invigorate my hands by exercise.

 :shrug:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Fiend on January 23, 2009, 10:24:51 am
I'd take her with a wet finger  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Will Hunt on January 23, 2009, 11:13:18 am
I read it and there were so many double entendres in that last paragraph that I couldn't pick just one.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Plattsy on January 23, 2009, 03:17:28 pm
Having trawled through a lot of shizzle. I bring you Stefania de Grandi. Looking good for 36 I think.

(http://www.go-mountain.com/img/Articoli/itw18/Degrandi12.jpg)
(http://www.go-mountain.com/img/Articoli/itw18/Degrandi3.jpg)
(http://www.go-mountain.com/img/Articoli/itw18/Degrandi16.jpg)

Sara Carlson is a great find too.

Been looking for dead fit girls from Iceland who go climbing but not found any so far.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on January 23, 2009, 05:31:41 pm
Having trawled through a lot of shizzle. I bring you Stefania de Grandi. Looking good for 36 I think.

looked good at 35 too (http://ukbouldering.com/board/index.php/topic,3291.msg128125.html#msg128125)  ;)

(http://boulderingvideos.googlepages.com/bighands.jpg/bighands-full;init:.jpg)

big hands...
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Plattsy on January 23, 2009, 06:51:20 pm
Love a lass with big hands. A worthy repeat post though I hope you all agree.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Darren S on January 23, 2009, 07:26:57 pm
(http://big.dada.net/gallery/Attrici_Straniere/Karima_Adebibe/Karima_Adebibe_0011.jpg)

(http://www.rockclimbing.com/images/photos/assets/6/105986-largest_54356.jpg)

(http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/9291/efott025tf7.jpg)

Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: magpie on January 23, 2009, 09:15:39 pm
I don't like the first one, you are more than forgiven for the inclusion of the third though.   :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: grumpycrumpy on January 23, 2009, 09:29:24 pm
(http://big.dada.net/gallery/Attrici_Straniere/Karima_Adebibe/Karima_Adebibe_0011.jpg)






My internet is particulary slow tonight , and as this image loaded and I scrolled down the thought what the fuck is Phil Oakey doing on DFBWGC 111 crossed my mind  ....
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Falling Down on January 23, 2009, 09:30:54 pm
the guy on the left won't need a stick clip  :whistle:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: magpie on January 23, 2009, 10:42:10 pm
 :lol:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Bubba on January 24, 2009, 09:32:03 am

Well observed FD :lol:



Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on January 24, 2009, 11:34:21 am
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3070/3052730061_1c08216d16.jpg)

Is that Liv Sansoz?

I think its Amanda Berezowski
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2120/1877838093_deb4cc5f1e.jpg?v=0)

remember her from the last thread?
(http://www.listphile.com/9bCLIMBERS/Amanda_Berezowski/image/am.jpg)


edit - it is amanda (http://www.flickr.com/photos/jeremynathan/page2/)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: BD on January 24, 2009, 12:40:37 pm

(http://boulderingvideos.googlepages.com/bighands.jpg/bighands-full;init:.jpg)

big hands...


stefania de grandi again
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3133/3102843434_567b4c616b.jpg?v=0)

she really enjoys giving us a good look apparently. I'm not complaining... :whistle:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: inn wislon on January 25, 2009, 08:58:29 am
(http://boulderingvideos.googlepages.com/bighands.jpg/bighands-full;init:.jpg)(http://brightstarlights.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/jeff_goldblum.jpg)

  :-\  but with a much better rack (no offence intended Jeff)

(http://www.horydoly.cz/foto/hrozova_lucie_jakl/img00001.jpg)

5/10?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Nibile on January 25, 2009, 10:11:39 am
my friend leonardo wanted to fall on this...
(http://forums.climbing.com/photopost/data/503/145nello_886.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Drew on January 26, 2009, 12:05:05 am
(http://www.eyeevent.de/portfolio/wc_imst_08/images/WC_Imst_08_59.jpg)

Nice and strong:

(http://www.eyeevent.de/portfolio/wc_imst_08/images/WC_Imst_08_61.jpg)

(http://www.eyeevent.de/portfolio/wc_imst_08/images/WC_Imst_08_62.jpg)

Maya:

(http://www.mountain.ru/article/article_img/2112/f_21.jpg)

Actually, they are wearing the same top. Is the first girl Maya?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: David S on January 26, 2009, 12:08:26 pm
Love a lass with big hands. A worthy repeat post though I hope you all agree.

Doesn't do much for your ego though ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Percy B on January 26, 2009, 01:31:13 pm
Love a lass with big hands. A worthy repeat post though I hope you all agree.

Doesn't do much for your ego though ;)

How bizarre is it that every women you've ever been out with has apparently had massive hands, Dave.....
 :great:




 ;) ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: magpie on January 26, 2009, 02:16:54 pm
I think she's new, although I lose track:
(http://www.mountain.ru/article/article_img/2965/f_68.jpg)

Have we had this one of Steph?:
(http://www.mountain.ru/article/article_img/3119/f_7.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Obi-Wan is lost... on January 26, 2009, 11:09:48 pm
(http://www.eyeevent.de/portfolio/wc_imst_08/images/WC_Imst_08_62.jpg)
Actually, they are wearing the same top. Is the first girl Maya?
Who cares, they are all spot on.   :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: andy_e on January 26, 2009, 11:41:26 pm
WARNING: CHEESY JOKE ALERT

I'd let her give me a blow anyday...
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on January 26, 2009, 11:46:05 pm
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/98/270607354_0013693a72_o.jpg)

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/198/476450628_2517cf45b9_o.jpg)

(http://www.susanica.com/photos/1629905861481a8f8800193_f.jpg)

(http://www.susanica.com/photos/560130484454fc5e57a952_f.jpg)

(http://www.susanica.com/photos/19318988634911e0aca29a3_f.jpg)

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3366/3204538901_e1c13f3a0f_b.jpg)

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2123/2508499702_1e4cee8f05_b.jpg)

(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/24509_633676298843281250.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: inn wislon on January 26, 2009, 11:53:57 pm
I'm suprised no one has stalked Maja sister yet...... :whistle:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: chillax on January 26, 2009, 11:55:27 pm
Lagers, you're my hero  :bow:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on January 26, 2009, 11:59:47 pm
Lagers, you're my hero  :bow:

 :thumbsup:  you're welcome

This thread is going rather well.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: magpie on January 27, 2009, 11:22:14 am
I was clearly being too harsh; I discounted 3 of Largers' the other day for not being fit enough  :shrug: 

The thread is going rather well though, it clearly pays to have high standards.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: andy popp on January 27, 2009, 02:39:31 pm
I was clearly being too harsh; I discounted 3 of Largers' the other day for not being fit enough  :shrug: 

Don't worry, its just that you've overestimated our taste and refinement. Its an easy mistake to make
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Houdini on January 27, 2009, 04:45:12 pm
Don't listen to him Mags, he's old, prone to whistfulness and other age-induced errors of judgement.  ;)

We need more schmokin' babes and fewer gorgons, pigs-in-stickies, and dead fat biddies in this thread.  :furious:  What happened to bluebrad's content supervision?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: magpie on January 27, 2009, 04:48:15 pm
pigs-in-stickies
  :lol:

See, it was the likes of you I was trying to avoid upsetting, Houd, I know how cranky you get when the ladies don't come up to standard  ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Plattsy on January 27, 2009, 04:52:46 pm
Think I peaked too early. This is a marathon not a sprint and I can't seem to find anything remotely up to scratch at the moment.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on January 27, 2009, 04:57:21 pm
Houd is right. Although the general standard of the thread has been much higher than those before it it is easy for it to veer nastily off track if we aren't vigilant.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Plattsy on January 27, 2009, 04:59:20 pm
I'm suprised no one has stalked Maja sister yet...... :whistle:

Checked her out. A poor man's Maja and this isn't the thread for a poor man's anything.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: butters on January 27, 2009, 05:00:00 pm
We need more schmokin' babes and fewer gorgons, pigs-in-stickies, and dead fat biddies in this thread.  :furious:  What happened to bluebrad's content supervision?

I have been otherwise occupied by trying to find some decent sized pics of potential uber minx Grazia Fenu to deal with the day to day content supervision - wad point to anyone who can find some as I am not having any success.

In my defence I must say that it seems to have been going well without my assistance - the only glaring exception that springs to mind being the pics of Alex Puccio cluttering up the place...  ;)

bluebrad
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on January 27, 2009, 05:03:36 pm
Checked her out. A poor man's Maja and this isn't the thread for a poor man's anything.

I have been otherwise occupied by trying to find some decent sized pics of potential uber minx Grazia Fenu



Now that's what I'm talking about. Standards! Good work.

I found a thread with hundreds of pics of American women climbers last week and thought I'd hit paydirt. Not one was up to scratch.  >:(
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Plattsy on January 27, 2009, 05:10:44 pm
There is a picture of Grazia on UKC under the crag "Cala Fuili".

I'm not sure about her though so I haven't posted it.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on January 27, 2009, 05:12:50 pm
I found that and thought the same. Other evidence pointed to the negative unfortunately.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: butters on January 27, 2009, 05:14:04 pm
Just found that as well and it is sorely disappointing compared to the one in the Sardinia guide where she does look stunning in a very classical sort of way.  :(

bluebrad
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Plattsy on January 27, 2009, 05:14:17 pm
I found a thread with hundreds of pics of American women climbers last week and thought I'd hit paydirt. Not one was up to scratch.  >:(

It wasn't on rc.com and called "women of rc.com" by any chance?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on January 27, 2009, 05:18:38 pm
No it was Supertopo I think. Randomly found the thread(s) when a pic of what looked like a DFBWGC was turned up by Google. She turned out to be a minger and the next hour of my life was wasted wading through similar fare. Not good.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: andy popp on January 27, 2009, 05:22:11 pm
Don't listen to him Mags, he's old, prone to whistfulness and other age-induced errors of judgement.  ;)

You forgot desperate.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Plattsy on January 27, 2009, 05:34:32 pm
Sounds very similar to what I found Jasper. Utterly disappointing. The way some people got excited over an out of focus picture of some women with a helmet on top roping made me sick.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: magpie on January 27, 2009, 05:40:31 pm
I found a thread with hundreds of pics of American women climbers last week and thought I'd hit paydirt. Not one was up to scratch.  >:(
It wasn't on rc.com and called "women of rc.com" by any chance?
Comparing DFBWGC and "women of RC.com" is like comparing Playboy centre folds with Readers' Wives, they just ain't gonna cut it  :thumbsdown:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Plattsy on January 27, 2009, 05:44:01 pm
Heather "be thy name" Jagger has a rc.com profile. Although this is the exception to your rule.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on January 27, 2009, 05:44:48 pm
The way some people got excited over an out of focus picture of some women with a helmet on top roping made me sick.

Indeed. The idiots on the thread I found were espousing the beauty of Bobbi Bensman. I kid you not.

Google if you don't know who I'm on about cos I'm not going to sully the thread.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: miki on January 27, 2009, 05:54:06 pm
(http://www.eyeevent.de/portfolio/wc_imst_08/images/WC_Imst_08_59.jpg)
Actually, they are wearing the same top. Is the first girl Maya?
no, it´s Natalija Gros
http://www.climbandmore.com/climbing,314,0,1,special.html]
[url]http://www.climbandmore.com/climbing,314,0,1,special.html (http://[url)[/url]
http://www.vimeo.com/736234 (http://www.vimeo.com/736234)
maybe this should one should go to quality videos...
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: David S on January 28, 2009, 03:41:49 pm
Love a lass with big hands. A worthy repeat post though I hope you all agree.

Doesn't do much for your ego though ;)

How bizarre is it that every women you've ever been out with has apparently had massive hands, Dave.....
 :great:


Funny one  :lol: I'll have you know that I always go out with women who have small hands, it's a prerequisite. Now get back to your DIY slacker. ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Durbs on January 28, 2009, 04:41:25 pm
(http://www.natalijagros.si/images/galerije/slike/slika/_mg_7575.jpg)

www.natalijagros.si (http://www.natalijagros.si) is a treasure trove...
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Hoseyb on January 28, 2009, 09:49:19 pm



Pamela Varcohttp://www.widefetish.com/gallery/main.php?g2_itemId=1169 (http://www.widefetish.com/gallery/main.php?g2_itemId=1169)
Not many lasses still look good in the wide
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: A Jooser on January 29, 2009, 10:24:30 am
If I remember correctly this (http://yosemitestock.com/ee/photo.php?photo=504&exhibition=20&u=132|49|...) forgotten DFBWGC is called Danielle Massetti. I can't embed the images but they can be seen here (http://yosemitestock.com/ee/list.php?exhibition=20&pass=public&lang=eng).
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: GraemeA on January 29, 2009, 04:01:00 pm
If I remember correctly this (http://yosemitestock.com/ee/photo.php?photo=504&exhibition=20&u=132|49|...) forgotten DFBWGC is called Danielle Massetti. I can't embed the images but they can be seen here (http://yosemitestock.com/ee/list.php?exhibition=20&pass=public&lang=eng).

Ah the cover girl from the Yosemite guidebook. Very nice
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Iesu on January 29, 2009, 04:19:20 pm
(http://www.yosemitestock.com/photos2/normal/sdan.5.jpg)

"hello, hello is that lagers? I've got some great new photos for the thread"

"i'll just email them to you now....."
(http://www.yosemitestock.com/photos2/normal/sdan.8.jpg)

dripping with hot, steamy fromage

Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: magpie on January 30, 2009, 11:26:34 am
You can't get UKC photos (http://www.ukclimbing.com/images/dbpage.html?id=57559) to come up as images, can you? 
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Will Hunt on January 30, 2009, 03:12:54 pm
Don't bother. Where are your standards?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on January 30, 2009, 03:18:15 pm
(http://www.yosemitestock.com/photos2/normal/sdan.5.jpg)

"hello, hello is that lagers? I've got some great new photos for the thread"

"i'll just email them to you now....."
(http://www.yosemitestock.com/photos2/normal/sdan.8.jpg)

dripping with hot, steamy fromage



I am not open to bribes.... normally
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: magpie on January 30, 2009, 04:11:33 pm
Don't bother. Where are your standards?
Christ, you're fussy for one so young and full of hormones. 

I thought she was fit, I would've.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: butters on January 30, 2009, 04:24:03 pm
I thought she was fit, I would've.

The thought of you lezzing it up with her does make it a marginally more attractive proposition...  ;)

bluebrad
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Fiend on January 30, 2009, 04:27:00 pm
I'm putting m.pie in the "Just talks the talk" category.  :rtfm:

I thought the bird was okay too, can't really tell from the photo.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: robertostallioni on January 30, 2009, 04:33:24 pm

 can't really tell from the photo.
Exactly
(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/SarDee/BeerGoggles.png)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: magpie on January 30, 2009, 05:02:50 pm
I'm putting m.pie in the "Just talks the talk" category.  :rtfm:
  >:( 

I'm giving up on you lot, you're never happy, even hints at lesbianism are smacked aside.  I'm going to concentrate purely on the Dead Fit Blokes from now on, lord knows, you lot aren't exactly setting that thread on fire at the moment  :spank:

:strop:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Iesu on January 30, 2009, 05:16:42 pm
what's wrong with them?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Bubba on January 30, 2009, 05:55:54 pm
lord knows, you lot aren't exactly setting that thread on fire at the moment
come on maggers, most straight blokes will never post on there lest somebody thinks they're being a bit too of t'gay - you ladies and hunk-lovin' guys need to sort that topic out and bring it up to the level of the DFB topics :)

:strop:
Awww! I've just posted some cute beasties on your own topic for you to calm down to :lol:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Johnny Brown on January 30, 2009, 06:09:35 pm
Quote
You can't get UKC photos to come up as images, can you? 

That's Dense's ex. Yes, really. And she's hot in real life. I realise none of that may be believable.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: magpie on January 30, 2009, 06:18:36 pm
what's wrong with them?
Nothing, go see, I have approved them both.

come on maggers, most straight blokes will never post on there lest somebody thinks they're being a bit too of t'gay - you ladies and hunk-lovin' guys need to sort that topic out and bring it up to the level of the DFB topics :)
Most straight men are daft then, just cause you haven't put the pictures on the thread doesn't mean I haven't had a good letch anyway, you might as well get the ego boost of having the ladies say so.  Plus, it would just be easier if they were all in the one place  :whistle:

Thank you for the beasties  :)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Obi-Wan is lost... on January 30, 2009, 06:41:53 pm
Bubba, can you please write a Greasemonkey script to hide all posts on this thread without images! See if you can also hide images of munters at the same time. It bugs me when there is a whole new page on this thread with zero photos of DFBWGC.   :please:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: andy_e on January 30, 2009, 06:54:41 pm
Irony being, you just contributed to the pictureless post numbers...  :oops:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Joepicalli on January 30, 2009, 09:09:41 pm
Bubba, can you please write a Greasemonkey script to hide all posts on this thread without images! See if you can also hide images of munters at the same time. It bugs me when there is a whole new page on this thread with zero photos of DFBWGC.   :please:
Now now lets not get carried away here. While a pic of a DFBWGC is a fine and wondrous thing to see; smartarsed comments and Mags hinting at saphic, duvet darkened doings with other (for I assume she is) DFBWGC is not a line of comment to be lightly cast aside.
However we have been pic free for a bit so...

(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/10246_633679226559375000.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: adam p on January 30, 2009, 10:42:36 pm
 

(http://www.urbanclimbermag.com/themag/departments/Lacasse-YellowMclimb.jpg)

(http://www.urbanclimbermag.com/exclusive/interviews/LAURENLEE-Mos-valley.jpg)

 ::)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: RASTATA on February 01, 2009, 06:27:33 pm
(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/19436_633688622221643750.jpg)
(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/19436_633688615042425000.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Obi-Wan is lost... on February 01, 2009, 10:54:30 pm
(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/19436_633688615042425000.jpg)
SH-WING!  ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: A Jooser on February 02, 2009, 10:04:31 am
If I remember correctly this (http://yosemitestock.com/ee/photo.php?photo=504&exhibition=20&u=132|49|...) forgotten DFBWGC is called Danielle Massetti. I can't embed the images but they can be seen here (http://yosemitestock.com/ee/list.php?exhibition=20&pass=public&lang=eng).

Ah the cover girl from the Yosemite guidebook. Very nice

Yes indeed, the cover girl from the Yosemite Free Climbs guide Daniela Massetti – and what gems a correctly spelt Google search brings up! As well as being a climber, it seems she’s also a model / TV presenter with here own website (http://www.danielamassetti.it).

She has been absent from the DFBWGC threads for far too long!

(http://comps.fotosearch.com/bigcomps/STK/STK022/MLP2705.jpg)

(http://www.danielamassetti.it/images/profilo.jpg)

(http://www.danielamassetti.it/images/book/foto04.jpg)

(http://www.danielamassetti.it/images/book/foto05.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Iesu on February 02, 2009, 10:30:19 am

(http://www.danielamassetti.it/images/book/foto04.jpg)

(http://www.danielamassetti.it/images/book/foto05.jpg)


shwing shwing shwing shwing shwing shwing shwing shwing shwing shwing shwing shwing shwing shwing shwing shwing shwing shwing shwing shwing shwing shwing shwing shwing shwing shwing shwing shwing shwing shwing shwing shwing shwing shwing shwing shwing shwing shwing
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Obi-Wan is lost... on February 02, 2009, 05:51:21 pm
(http://www.supertopo.com/photos/0/9/122474_15180_XL.jpg)
She definitely goes climbing right? Ok then...
(http://www.danielamassetti.it/images/book/foto07bn.jpg)
(no one said they have to be climbing in the photo)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Obi-Wan is lost... on February 02, 2009, 05:57:31 pm
(http://www.supertopo.com/photos/0/7/122207_18694_XL.jpg)
and her name is...
Sarah Felchlin (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Felching)
 ;D
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: dave on February 02, 2009, 10:26:17 pm
thats one hell of a scalextric set.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on February 09, 2009, 10:32:13 am
(http://i42.tinypic.com/11j17bd.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: jern on February 09, 2009, 01:13:35 pm
(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/thumb/8424_633528208950763750.jpg)

Nice cans! ;D
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: dave on February 09, 2009, 01:14:47 pm
shit, how far away is she?

i guess you meant this:

(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/8424_633528208950763750.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: jern on February 09, 2009, 01:23:40 pm

i guess you meant this:

(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/8424_633528208950763750.jpg)

Well I didn't mean this:
(http://www.benham.co.uk/Images/Products/small/UFP1630.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Fiend on February 09, 2009, 01:28:33 pm
hubba hubba!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: St Hubbins on February 09, 2009, 02:02:52 pm
(http://www.benham.co.uk/Images/Products/small/UFP1630.jpg)

Bella: Who would you like it made out to?
Person: Erm, just tell me to 'keep smiling'

WTF!?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on February 09, 2009, 03:40:58 pm
(http://i42.tinypic.com/11j17bd.jpg)

I quickly ran this pic through BirdBot's reverse lookup mode (Stalker Mode in the help list) to find out who she is (http://polevaulter.livejournal.com/) where this shot was taken.

It is in Hawaii.

Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: jern on February 09, 2009, 04:47:46 pm
In order to make amends for Bella Emberg:

(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/7204_633636902987507500.jpg)

Keep smiling!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: St Hubbins on February 09, 2009, 05:26:57 pm
Thats more like it.

However she looks a wee bit like a young david lee roth, but not eough to say no.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: nash1 on February 09, 2009, 06:33:04 pm
Come on... she's nicer than this
(http://www.pe.com/imagesdaily/2007/11-20/dlr_268.jpg)

isn't she??
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Adam Lincoln on February 09, 2009, 11:12:01 pm
Not everyones taste.... What with the veins and all. But decent cleavage shot  ;)

(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/14738_633694193213235344.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: magpie on February 09, 2009, 11:16:52 pm
I think you and I have differing views on what constitutes a good cleavage shot, Adam.   :-\
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: philo on February 10, 2009, 01:44:52 am
i agree! they should be firmer
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Paul B on February 10, 2009, 02:13:00 am
Not everyones taste.... What with the veins and all. But decent cleavage shot  ;)

Adam, that's an epic fail right there!  :spank:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on February 10, 2009, 07:40:29 am
 :agree:

That's not what you want to see first thing in the morning!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Will Hunt on February 10, 2009, 10:46:17 am
Christ's sake, Adam!
You couldn't bury your face OR winky in that gaping chasm of a "cleavage". Buck up your ideas, Sonny.
 :thumbsdown:

Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Bubba on February 10, 2009, 11:05:24 am
I quickly ran this pic through BirdBot's reverse lookup mode (Stalker Mode in the help list) to find out who she is (http://polevaulter.livejournal.com/) where this shot was taken.
She's lovely.

I liked this pic from her blog (http://s66.photobucket.com/albums/h263/MagicalSea3/?action=view&current=My_Fingers.jpg) (off-topic so linked)

Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: butters on February 10, 2009, 11:31:08 am
Adam, that's an epic fail right there!  :spank:

Couldn't have put it better myself - that's one severe case of coyote leg!

bluebrad
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Adam Lincoln on February 10, 2009, 11:53:18 am
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.... Actually, looking at it again, maybe i was too quick to post!  :oops:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Bubba on February 10, 2009, 12:15:28 pm

I think she's got that weird thing going on where a naturally small-breasted woman gets implants and it creates quite a false looking cleavage.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: magpie on February 10, 2009, 12:22:28 pm
Bubba is correct, she has bad implants.  :thumbsdown:

maybe i was too quick to post!  :oops:
Poor Adam, it happens to everyone occasionally.  ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: mini on February 10, 2009, 12:28:23 pm

I think she's got that weird thing going on where a naturally small-breasted woman gets implants and it creates quite a false looking cleavage.

Good point, and with arms like one has to wonder :-\
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: i.munro on February 10, 2009, 01:18:23 pm
(http://i42.tinypic.com/11j17bd.jpg)

I quickly ran this pic through BirdBot's reverse lookup mode (Stalker Mode in the help list) to find out who she is (http://polevaulter.livejournal.com/) where this shot was taken.

It is in Hawaii.



I wasted ages trying to find somwewhere to boulder in Hawaii!!
 :-\ Wonder if I'm misssing the point of this thread?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Will Hunt on February 10, 2009, 01:27:59 pm
Dont worry Slacks. I've found a cracker.
(http://bp3.blogger.com/_0dld9b-clRw/R_B7Xfo8xAI/AAAAAAAAB4M/f_TNSdqbGNw/s400/girl47(4).jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Joepicalli on February 10, 2009, 08:13:26 pm
(http://www.escalademag.com/images/zoom/JCWQFK/viewsize/HampiCathy1B3B84.jpg)
Love flares
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on February 11, 2009, 03:27:27 pm
I quickly ran this pic through BirdBot's reverse lookup mode (Stalker Mode in the help list) to find out who she is (http://polevaulter.livejournal.com/) where this shot was taken.
She's lovely.

I liked this pic from her blog (http://s66.photobucket.com/albums/h263/MagicalSea3/?action=view&current=My_Fingers.jpg) (off-topic so linked)



This is also a good one........

(http://i44.tinypic.com/2csh05f.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: slackline on February 11, 2009, 03:43:16 pm

This is also a good one........

(http://i44.tinypic.com/2csh05f.jpg)

What a waste of Bolivian marching powder  :o
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Joepicalli on February 12, 2009, 01:44:33 pm
Dont worry Slacks. I've found a cracker.
(http://bp3.blogger.com/_0dld9b-clRw/R_B7Xfo8xAI/AAAAAAAAB4M/f_TNSdqbGNw/s400/girl47(4).jpg)

Obviously a DFB, but how do we know she goes climbing?(this is obviously a poorly disguised attempt to get more photos of her on the thread.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: widdop on February 12, 2009, 07:44:53 pm
Dont worry Slacks. I've found a cracker.
(http://bp3.blogger.com/_0dld9b-clRw/R_B7Xfo8xAI/AAAAAAAAB4M/f_TNSdqbGNw/s400/girl47(4).jpg)

Obviously a DFB, but how do we know she goes climbing?(this is obviously a poorly disguised attempt to get more photos of her on the thread.
   only you seem to be bothered  ,just take her on the hill  and find out ,then let us know,its so simple.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: mrjonathanr on February 12, 2009, 09:07:56 pm
(http://www.escalademag.com/images/zoom/JCWQFK/viewsize/HampiCathy1B3B84.jpg)
Love flares
Is that flared cracks Joe?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: magpie on February 12, 2009, 09:32:33 pm
Actually, I think they're just a bit tight for high stepping in  ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tomtom on February 12, 2009, 09:41:17 pm
Actually, I think they're just a bit tight for high stepping in  ;)
Oh no, theyre just fine!  ;D
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Joepicalli on February 12, 2009, 09:41:59 pm
Dont worry Slacks. I've found a cracker.
(http://bp3.blogger.com/_0dld9b-clRw/R_B7Xfo8xAI/AAAAAAAAB4M/f_TNSdqbGNw/s400/girl47(4).jpg)

Obviously a DFB, but how do we know she goes climbing?(this is obviously a poorly disguised attempt to get more photos of her on the thread.
   only you seem to be bothered  ,just take her on the hill  and find out ,then let us know,its so simple.
This wanders the outer shores of language but really can't find anywhere to land, can it?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Will Hunt on February 12, 2009, 10:24:29 pm
Dont worry Slacks. I've found a cracker.
(http://bp3.blogger.com/_0dld9b-clRw/R_B7Xfo8xAI/AAAAAAAAB4M/f_TNSdqbGNw/s400/girl47(4).jpg)

Obviously a DFB, but how do we know she goes climbing?

Quote
has tried...mountain climbing

Good enough for me  :ang:

Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: St Hubbins on February 12, 2009, 10:45:23 pm
Does look like another 'cut her hair with a cigarette' ladies though
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Joepicalli on February 12, 2009, 11:33:00 pm




Quote
has tried...mountain climbing

Good enough for me  :ang:

What She failed within 200m of the summit of K2 solo?
She blew 7c sit start to Everest so didn't bother working the rest of the route?
We need details Goddamit.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tomtom on February 24, 2009, 06:17:54 pm
This threads been quiet for too long...
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3039/2759649868_256a8da3f9.jpg?v=0)

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2366/2485663011_80b0116968.jpg?v=0)

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2318/2303687208_605caebc95.jpg?v=0)

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2042/2103648651_7990a1a1a8.jpg?v=0)

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3286/2297284711_fe719b4b0c.jpg?v=0)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Joepicalli on February 24, 2009, 06:55:57 pm
And you have re-vitalised it beautifully. Keeping in the spirit I give you:
(http://www.thecuteproject.com/images/items/2471.jpg)
Dah, fuck I've been posting on Almost Exclusively For Magpie for too long the birdbot I bought off lagers has buggered all its parameters: (insert small cute pussy joke of choice here).
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tomtom on February 24, 2009, 07:01:03 pm
And you have re-vitalised it beautifully. Keeping in the spirit I give you:
Dah, fuck I've been posting on Almost Exclusively For Magpie for too long the birdbot I bought off lagers has buggered all its parameters: (insert small cute pussy joke of choice here).
Not to forget the four young chicks...
 :shrug:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on February 24, 2009, 07:03:07 pm
and the four young chicks are not even eating the hot pussy  ::)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Joepicalli on February 24, 2009, 11:58:22 pm
and the four young chicks are not even eating the hot pussy  ::)
Tss I think you'll find that an animal protein based diet is entirely inappropriate for the young of the genus Gallus Domesticus indeed it could well lead to the formation of prion based deseases in the population which may in time mutate and infect human beings.
I find inappropriate posting of this sort on so-called internet forums purporting to be about DFBs ....(continued in the Daily Mail).
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Will Hunt on February 25, 2009, 01:33:24 am
Chick at the back looks shy and like they're trying to hide. Coy first timer? Break her in.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on February 25, 2009, 08:19:45 am
Dear Mr Picalli (if that is a real name),
We at The Ministry were disappointed by your outing of the governments plan to develop Feline Spongiform Encephalopathy as a means to resolving the current banking crisis.
Please do not send anymore information on this subject to The Daily Mail.
Get back on topic or we will be forced to hold you on suspicion of terrorism.
Yours
Lagerstarfish MP
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Durbs on February 25, 2009, 10:50:17 am
Hmmm - I fear standards are slipping again...
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: andy_e on February 25, 2009, 10:56:50 am
This thread has a bad case of Offtopicitis
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: RASTATA on February 25, 2009, 10:58:27 am
well back on topic then
(http://www.8a.nu/images/firstPageImages/large/dhalia_citros_8a_1.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: GraemeA on February 25, 2009, 03:44:09 pm
(http://www.8a.nu/images/firstPageImages/large/berta_martin_8b_1.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: St Hubbins on February 25, 2009, 04:47:16 pm
(http://www.8a.nu/images/firstPageImages/large/berta_martin_8b_1.jpg)

Girl cock, boy cock eeyi-eeyi-oo
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tomtom on February 25, 2009, 05:12:04 pm
Girl cock, boy cock eeyi-eeyi-oo
Not quite sure what you mean by that, but if its - she looks a bit like a man - then I agree.. I thought the DFBWGC III was for the more svelte and feminine?  :shrug:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: GraemeA on February 25, 2009, 05:18:40 pm
Is this a better shot of her

(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/24509_633676285084687500.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: slackline on February 25, 2009, 05:22:44 pm
Is this a better shot of her

(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/24509_633676285084687500.jpg)

Dunno, that could almost be AndiT  :P
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on February 25, 2009, 05:35:09 pm

Dunno, that could almost be AndiT  :P

No Andi's hair is shorter.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: magpie on February 25, 2009, 06:11:24 pm
Is this a better shot of her
Sadly, no.  :-\
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Percy B on February 25, 2009, 06:13:17 pm
(http://www.8a.nu/images/firstPageImages/large/berta_martin_8b_1.jpg)
Isn't that Chris Sharma, Graeme?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Iesu on February 26, 2009, 11:16:00 am
looks better upside-down
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Durbs on February 27, 2009, 05:15:49 pm

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2380/2481023420_377ff0255f.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: robertostallioni on February 27, 2009, 06:17:20 pm
Peachy.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: St Hubbins on February 28, 2009, 09:59:51 am

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2380/2481023420_377ff0255f.jpg)

Thats an arse i'd do time for
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on February 28, 2009, 11:10:25 am
Tap that
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Drew on February 28, 2009, 11:33:23 am
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2380/2481023420_377ff0255f.jpg)

Oh I wish this was backlinked!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: slackline on February 28, 2009, 12:03:54 pm
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2380/2481023420_377ff0255f.jpg)

Oh I wish this was backlinked!

You need to keep a closer eye on the threads (http://ukbouldering.com/board/index.php?topic=10927.0) (or check out the last paragraph of the wiki article I wrote (http://ukbouldering.com/wiki/index.php/HowTo_Embed_Pictures_to_UKBouldering) ;) )

Its from this thread (http://flickr.com/photos/18553389@N00/)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: DaveC on February 28, 2009, 12:23:12 pm
Hmmm, is that rear worthy of a fifth showing?  :-\

Oh WTF!


(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2380/2481023420_377ff0255f.jpg)

 :P
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Drew on February 28, 2009, 12:55:52 pm
Oh I wish this was backlinked!

You need to keep a closer eye on the threads (http://ukbouldering.com/board/index.php?topic=10927.0) (or check out the last paragraph of the wiki article I wrote (http://ukbouldering.com/wiki/index.php/HowTo_Embed_Pictures_to_UKBouldering) ;) )

Its from this thread (http://flickr.com/photos/18553389@N00/)

Quote from: delarge.co.uk
Flickr photo owner finder
Sorry - that photo is set as private or the owner has not made their photos available to 3rd party sites..

I did try, but it didn't work.

Five minutes later

I now know how to work it. I was pasting the entire URL, instead of just the image name - 2481023420_377
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: slackline on February 28, 2009, 01:31:37 pm

Five minutes later

I now know how to work it. I was pasting the entire URL, instead of just the image name - 2481023420_377

Yeah, I made that mistake the first time I tried to use it, particularly confusing given it indicates you can paste the URL too.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: chillax on March 01, 2009, 10:48:01 pm
(http://www.mattsegal.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/vanessa-ass-kicking1.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: chillax on March 01, 2009, 10:50:51 pm
Hmmm, a bit bigger than expected  :-\
I would though...
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: robertostallioni on March 01, 2009, 11:02:47 pm
Was it red nose day? :shrug:
(http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:TivSLO5Bc00ACM:http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Mr-Bean-Red-Nose-Day-mr-bean-797256_1280_1024.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Drew on March 01, 2009, 11:03:43 pm
Yeah, I would.

It's this (http://www.mattsegal.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/vanessa-ass-kicking1.jpg) from here (http://www.mattsegal.com/?cat=1).
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Will Hunt on March 02, 2009, 10:30:35 am
Insurance Salesperson (http://www.mattsegal.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/vanessa-ass-kicking1.jpg)

Hard Cranker
(http://flisted.files.wordpress.com/iggy-pop.jpg?w=400)


Was my initial thought  :-\
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Bubba on March 02, 2009, 10:40:39 am

Wrong topic?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tomtom on March 02, 2009, 10:47:51 am

Wrong topic?
Absolutely.. Will  :spank:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: bob on March 02, 2009, 11:33:15 am
 :o boo! not what i was looking for on a monday morning
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: magpie on March 02, 2009, 11:36:13 am
Will, you are way too fussy!  She's on the muscly side, but she's still really hot.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Adam Lincoln on March 02, 2009, 11:40:35 am
Was my initial thought  :-\

Same girl.

(http://pimpinandcrimpin.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/v1.jpg)

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TFCv0g5SLNc/SBJK9aedHfI/AAAAAAAAAHg/rQ1ll30186w/s1600/van.jpg)

(http://pimpinandcrimpin.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/vanessa95-2sm.jpg)

I thinks she's lovely.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: andy_e on March 02, 2009, 11:41:31 am
i vote will needs eye reconstruction surgery  :P
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Adam Lincoln on March 02, 2009, 11:46:18 am
i vote will needs eye reconstruction surgery  :P

 :agree:  :P
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: magpie on March 02, 2009, 12:38:05 pm
Good, we're all decided.  Will you're wrong.  ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on March 02, 2009, 02:56:00 pm
 :agree:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Will Hunt on March 02, 2009, 04:34:49 pm
Oh go on then. I'll pass final judgement after a test ride. Anyone got her number?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Adam Lincoln on March 02, 2009, 04:37:39 pm
Oh go on then. I'll pass final judgement after a test ride. Anyone got her number?

Join the queue  ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Percy B on March 02, 2009, 04:54:07 pm
Same girl.

(http://pimpinandcrimpin.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/v1.jpg)
I thinks she's lovely.

Unkempt beaver though.....could definately do with a trim.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Adam Lincoln on March 02, 2009, 04:57:31 pm
Same girl.

(http://pimpinandcrimpin.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/v1.jpg)
I thinks she's lovely.

Unkempt beaver though.....could definately do with a trim.

That's well spotted Percy! But yes, it seems so  :o
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tubbs on March 02, 2009, 09:35:09 pm
Same girl.

(http://pimpinandcrimpin.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/v1.jpg)
I thinks she's lovely.

Unkempt beaver though.....could definately do with a trim.

That's well spotted Percy! But yes, it seems so  :o

Natural blond though?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on March 04, 2009, 10:30:38 am
This thread needs a kick up the arse.......

(http://i40.tinypic.com/5xies7.jpg)

(http://i44.tinypic.com/ftoghy.jpg)

(http://i41.tinypic.com/28sot35.jpg)

(http://i41.tinypic.com/mmxtue.jpg)

There's more........
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on March 04, 2009, 10:35:58 am
(http://i41.tinypic.com/erwkfp.jpg)

(http://i42.tinypic.com/2v9xibp.jpg)

(http://i43.tinypic.com/2lvmxyq.jpg)

(http://i43.tinypic.com/n6k2g.jpg)

(http://i41.tinypic.com/2m0ew1.jpg)

The last three are Laura Griffith who is Daniel Woods' bird. And he climbs 8C.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: slackline on March 04, 2009, 10:39:06 am
Good work Jasper  :bow:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: jern on March 04, 2009, 10:57:52 am


(http://i41.tinypic.com/2m0ew1.jpg)



Mmmm, yes please. That is a fantastically filthy look she giving me.

Yes.........just checked, her eyes DO follow me around the room.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: magpie on March 04, 2009, 11:03:26 am
Good work also on the inclusion of Daila 'I'm at it with Sharma' Ojeda:

(http://lh4.google.com/vicho70/R4y-F-jUR9I/AAAAAAAAAQM/95lK6rDbgxM/ruta%20sol%208b.jpg)

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2177/2410227078_10dcf6bfbe.jpg?v=0)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: namnok on March 04, 2009, 11:17:26 am
mmmmmmm ;D(http://i41.tinypic.com/2m0ew1.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on March 04, 2009, 11:32:55 am
Sorry lads but I did warn you.........

(http://i41.tinypic.com/653m9u.jpg)

 :(
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: magpie on March 04, 2009, 12:18:10 pm
On the plus side, it demonstrates even boys who look suspiciously like a character from Lord of the Rings can pull seriously hot chicks; all hope shouldn't be lost.  ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on March 04, 2009, 12:38:59 pm
On the down side, it demonstrates even boys who look suspiciously like a character from Lord of the Rings can pull seriously hot chicks if they climb 8C; all hope should be lost.  ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: BD on March 05, 2009, 12:04:21 pm
andrea maruna:
too small (only the picture):
(http://www.bergsteigen.at/pic/1ceb09f3-89f1-4be7-9e00-61b3b5576608.jpg)

still too small:
(http://www.bergsteigen.at/pic/2ca8cc49-0029-4856-b7a9-959ff34dece7.jpg)

much better:
(http://www.salewa.at/de/1/13/images/de_cobody/cbid_2_8131.gif)

SWING:
(http://community.salewa.com/data/filestore/2008/12/19/764_1229706820.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: BB on March 05, 2009, 12:27:24 pm
Wow! They're like VW backplates! Most impressive.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Adam Lincoln on March 05, 2009, 12:32:37 pm
(http://www.andreamaruna.com/data/filestore/2008/05/29/764_1212074872.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: robertostallioni on March 05, 2009, 12:39:13 pm
NORK OVERLOAD ALERT
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on March 05, 2009, 12:40:09 pm
Good stuff.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: magpie on March 05, 2009, 12:45:03 pm
She's definitely a lady who favours having shots taken from above, isn't she.   ;D

Saying that, we probably need to see her from below to fully decide.  :-\
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tomtom on March 05, 2009, 12:53:09 pm
She's definitely a lady who favours having shots taken from above, isn't she.   ;D
Well, if you've got em....
Saying that, we probably need to see her from below to fully decide.  :-\
Absolutely, I think we need a good ass shot (?) to make up our minds.
Lagers, can you fire up rumpbot for us? (or should that be botbot?)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: magpie on March 05, 2009, 12:57:53 pm
She has a website (http://www.andreamaruna.com/pictures.html), so far I haven't found an ass shot worth posting though.

(http://www.andreamaruna.com/data/filestore/2009/02/25/preview-764_1235581402.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: BB on March 05, 2009, 12:59:15 pm
I'd like a profile shot of those 'wagons of mass destruction' please!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on March 05, 2009, 01:32:30 pm
I'd like a profile shot of those 'wagons of mass destruction' please!

I think that's mass distraction.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: jern on March 05, 2009, 03:24:48 pm
Now, it may well be that she's pulling hard and gurning.......but...... I'm thinking BOBFOC. :-\
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: magpie on March 05, 2009, 03:27:52 pm
The website led me to the same conclusion; but I didn't think anybody was really looking at her face so I let it slide.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: BB on March 05, 2009, 03:28:41 pm
What face?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: robertostallioni on March 05, 2009, 03:37:58 pm
Love child of Jimmy Hill and Palmofmyhanderson?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: jern on March 05, 2009, 03:45:36 pm
There is something of Jimmy in her, isn't there?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: robertostallioni on March 05, 2009, 03:55:05 pm
Mmmm. Can't quite put my finger on it....
(http://timesonline.typepad.com/snakes_and_ladders/images/2008/01/14/jimmyhill_2.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on March 05, 2009, 04:18:46 pm
Chinny reckon?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Dolly on March 05, 2009, 05:12:44 pm
Quote
Chinny reckon?
:lol: must be 35 years since I heard that
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: DaveC on March 11, 2009, 10:20:05 am
Teddy wants to know why it's gone so quiet on this thread!! He seems to have got addicted to DFBWGC....particularly when they're in denim apparently!!!
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3394/3346622672_a5ec17b409.jpg?v=0)









PS Yes I'm a trifle bored this evening. :yawn:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: magpie on March 11, 2009, 10:25:36 am
Put your time to good use; search for DFB pictures.  ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on March 11, 2009, 11:52:02 am
Indeed. Get :google: ing!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: GraemeA on March 11, 2009, 08:04:32 pm
the 1st 18 results in a google for dead fit birds all lead back to this thread. That is some achievement for UKB
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on March 11, 2009, 10:39:04 pm
I notice that this thread is struggling.

It is indeed difficult to find new pics at the moment.

(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/9234_633721916465253750.jpg)

(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/9234_633634136685788750.jpg)

(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/12743_633585032925397500.jpg)

(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/12743_633585030456022500.jpg)

(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/12743_633328903869178750.jpg)

I include these last two to stimulate some debate

(http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2330/67/46/1490393279/n1490393279_30238890_8650.jpg)

(http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2330/67/46/1490393279/n1490393279_30238891_8923.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Houdini on March 11, 2009, 10:43:20 pm
The 1st two bother me more....
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: slackline on March 11, 2009, 10:52:46 pm

I include these last two to stimulate some debate

(http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2330/67/46/1490393279/n1490393279_30238890_8650.jpg)

(http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2330/67/46/1490393279/n1490393279_30238891_8923.jpg)


Not keen on the blurring effect in the first one, the composition is okay in the second, but a lot of empty space in the top left, could have got a better angle.  :P
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on March 11, 2009, 10:55:25 pm
More than Jimmy Hill's chin, Houd?

vaguely related

http://www.mountainzone.com/videos/playvideo.asp?vid=48034 (http://www.mountainzone.com/videos/playvideo.asp?vid=48034)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Zods Beard on March 11, 2009, 10:58:47 pm
I notice that this thread is struggling.

It is indeed difficult to find new pics at the moment.

(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/9234_633721916465253750.jpg)

(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/9234_633634136685788750.jpg)


She looks like Benny from Crossroads.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Fj on March 11, 2009, 11:04:22 pm
how about
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1411/758726040_70ccdaf3fa.jpg?v=0)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on March 11, 2009, 11:14:49 pm
 :off: and NSFW, but I needed something to distract me from my crash course in road bike parts...

http://www.watchhervideo.com/?vid=1686 (http://www.watchhervideo.com/?vid=1686)

http://www.eurohumpersblog.com/rock-climbing-gorgeous-rachel/ (http://www.eurohumpersblog.com/rock-climbing-gorgeous-rachel/)

http://holysuck.com/index.php?showtopic=59 (http://holysuck.com/index.php?showtopic=59)

http://www.stooorage.com/show/45/51892_1.jpg (http://www.stooorage.com/show/45/51892_1.jpg)

sorry, I'll stop being a dick now...
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Drew on March 11, 2009, 11:17:22 pm
how about
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1411/758726040_70ccdaf3fa.jpg?v=0)

Good

Quote from: Flickr
Coopers Rock State Park, WV[/url]

Not good. Why can't we find more British (preferably Sheffield based) DFBs.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Houdini on March 11, 2009, 11:21:42 pm
Best snap in months

(http://i40.tinypic.com/5xies7.jpg)

Falling-off pix are so much more interesting to me that topping out pix
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Drew on March 11, 2009, 11:28:51 pm
Mmmmmmm

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/166/396733271_f08dc06a5f.jpg?v=0)

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/171/396732975_e2444cb2bc.jpg?v=0)
 (http://www.flickr.com/photos/fwhsu/sets/72157608455407969/?page=3)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: chillax on March 11, 2009, 11:54:30 pm
Best snap in months

(http://i40.tinypic.com/5xies7.jpg)

Falling-off pix are so much more interesting to me that topping out pix


Yeah, gotta love that anti-grav effect.... :)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on March 12, 2009, 08:04:53 am
Already posted?

(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/8880_633702290298906250.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on March 12, 2009, 08:07:46 am
Not that I recall.

That will do lagers, that will do.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: namnok on March 12, 2009, 09:51:09 am
(http://shinymedia.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/10/30/ride_with_girls.jpg)

climbing/surfing....potato/potato
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Zods Beard on March 12, 2009, 10:01:13 am
I wouldn't look so happy if I was running away from a large, black, flying dildo.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on March 12, 2009, 10:07:27 am
There is a vast resourse of DFBWGS.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: DaveC on March 12, 2009, 10:16:19 am
I wouldn't look so happy if I was running away from a large, black, flying dildo.

Are you sure they're not racing ashore to meet it? There seems to be a certain happy anticipation thing going on!! :P



I've got my coat close to hand btw!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: magpie on March 12, 2009, 10:26:19 am
There is a vast resource of DFBWGS.
Then why aren't they on the thread?  Hmmm?  I always struggle, I look periodically but nothing ever seems likely to meet the exacting standards of UKB.  :(
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Duma on March 12, 2009, 10:34:49 am
DFBWGS ie they'd be  :off:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: namnok on March 12, 2009, 10:41:22 am
apparently she climbs

(http://www.ottawasun.com/PhotoGalleries/sunshinegirlsof2008/2008/12/11/krystal.jpg)


http://www.ottawasun.com/PhotoGalleries/sunshinegirlsof2008/2008/12/11/7712926.html (http://www.ottawasun.com/PhotoGalleries/sunshinegirlsof2008/2008/12/11/7712926.html)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on March 12, 2009, 10:43:34 am
Top marks for tenuous link DFBWGC findage.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Will Hunt on March 12, 2009, 10:50:15 am
apparently she climbs

(http://www.ottawasun.com/PhotoGalleries/sunshinegirlsof2008/2008/12/11/krystal.jpg)


http://www.ottawasun.com/PhotoGalleries/sunshinegirlsof2008/2008/12/11/7712926.html (http://www.ottawasun.com/PhotoGalleries/sunshinegirlsof2008/2008/12/11/7712926.html)


Not with yours I'm afraid. Her head is just too quadrilateral which is only exacerbated by the fringe. And look at those knobbly knees!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on March 12, 2009, 10:53:01 am
Will, I love the way you set these high standards of critique, but I suspect if you saw any of them in a pub in headingley you would be tripping over your tongue.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on March 12, 2009, 11:14:26 am
SA Chris - "Will, meet my friend Krystal. She's over from Ottowa for the month and wants someone to take her out climbing on Yorkshire grit. She has a penchant for students and is particularly fond of the "unkempt small dog" look."

Will - "Not with yours I'm afraid! Quadrilateral head, fringe that exacerbates the matter and I notice, as she's wearing a miniskirt, that she has horrific knobly knees. I have standards you know!"

 :-\
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: magpie on March 12, 2009, 11:27:01 am
Seriously, Will, how are you ever getting any in real life if you are this fussy?!  I'm not keen on the fringe either, but shit, you'd just buy her a funky hat :shrug:

DFBWGS ie they'd be  :off:
Shall read properly in future ::)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Will Hunt on March 12, 2009, 11:33:52 am
 :guilty: :guilty: :guilty:

Of all charges. I plead no contest.

Edit: Just noticed she also seems to have a healthy growth of hair in her right armpit.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on March 12, 2009, 11:43:59 am
Next thing you will criticising the mole.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on March 12, 2009, 12:03:01 pm
And rightly so!

(http://i39.tinypic.com/so5xr4.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Falling Down on March 12, 2009, 12:16:00 pm
There is a vast resourse of DFBWGS.

I agree. The ratio of DFBWGS to DFBWGC is too high and and we should beware of going off topic because we'll risk crushing the small but precious resource we have in our own community under a deluge of pictures of fanny in bikini's.

There are however other more suitable threads for such a thing such as  this one  (http://ukbouldering.com/board/index.php/topic,3272.820.html)  :whistle:



Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Durbs on March 12, 2009, 04:52:19 pm
I just don't think people are trying hard enough.

Just go to FlickR and type a random girls name with "climbing" - works wonders, though you do seem to get a lot of photos of cats...

(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1132/546578254_2f524f978a.jpg)
Quote
"I love those bags of chalk that climbers have hanging from their belts, maybe it isn't chalk, maybe it's sherbert, or flour and they plan to roll out a pie crust halfway up the climb. I want one, I could carry my wine in it. "
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on March 12, 2009, 06:39:47 pm
Just to confirm. It is OK for any attractive women who go climbing to post pictures of themselves on this thread.
This includes you, Lucy A; as discussed earlier  :wave:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: grumpycrumpy on March 12, 2009, 06:56:55 pm
I just don't think people are trying hard enough.

Just go to FlickR and type a random girls name with "climbing" - works wonders, though you do seem to get a lot of photos of cats...

(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1132/546578254_2f524f978a.jpg)
Quote
"I love those bags of chalk that climbers have hanging from their belts, maybe it isn't chalk, maybe it's sherbert, or flour and they plan to roll out a pie crust halfway up the climb. I want one, I could carry my wine in it. "
True she's dead fit , but crawling up a pavement on her hands and knees , although a good look ,  is not exactly climbing .....
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: LucyB on March 12, 2009, 09:47:05 pm


(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3562/3349346879_515c9bfaed.jpg)

Lord lagers of starfish did say it was ok  ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: robertostallioni on March 12, 2009, 10:12:59 pm
Back on fuckin' topic.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on March 13, 2009, 07:56:38 am
apparently she climbs

(http://www.ottawasun.com/PhotoGalleries/sunshinegirlsof2008/2008/12/11/krystal.jpg)


http://www.ottawasun.com/PhotoGalleries/sunshinegirlsof2008/2008/12/11/7712926.html (http://www.ottawasun.com/PhotoGalleries/sunshinegirlsof2008/2008/12/11/7712926.html)


Quote
Krystal's ideal man would treat her like a princess. By the look of that ring, she has already found him.

 :o
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: butters on March 13, 2009, 02:30:39 pm
apparently she climbs

(http://www.ottawasun.com/PhotoGalleries/sunshinegirlsof2008/2008/12/11/krystal.jpg)


http://www.ottawasun.com/PhotoGalleries/sunshinegirlsof2008/2008/12/11/7712926.html (http://www.ottawasun.com/PhotoGalleries/sunshinegirlsof2008/2008/12/11/7712926.html)


Not with yours I'm afraid. Her head is just too quadrilateral which is only exacerbated by the fringe. And look at those knobbly knees!

None of which is enough to kick her out of bed for - she does appear to have Big Ron's hands though which is always a bit off putting...

bluebrad
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on March 13, 2009, 03:43:33 pm
she's a climber, what do you expect?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: magpie on March 13, 2009, 03:57:07 pm
Not all climbing girls have massive man hands.  :P
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: St Hubbins on March 13, 2009, 04:05:04 pm
You lot are all nuts. She's stalkably hot.

I think the only that would put me off was if i put my hand in her pants, and was able to squeeze something that resembled a Bobby's swiss roll!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: jern on March 13, 2009, 05:07:28 pm
I think someones photoshopped a spurting phallus out of her hand:

(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/18759_633724419296470688.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on March 13, 2009, 05:11:05 pm
Not all climbing girls have massive man hands.  :P

Truebut they aren't exactly massive, just a bit more defined that non-climbers. I think it's just the angle of the pic.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Twiglett on March 13, 2009, 05:27:31 pm
I think someones photoshopped a spurting phallus out of her hand:

(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/18759_633724419296470688.jpg)

 :agree:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: namnok on March 14, 2009, 01:56:03 am
shameless plug of petzl (http://www.rockclimbing.com/images/photos/assets/7/394437-largest_n672110331_4132307_7480.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Andy F on March 14, 2009, 08:56:02 am
shameless plug of petzl (http://www.rockclimbing.com/images/photos/assets/7/394437-largest_n672110331_4132307_7480.jpg)

Pity she's got it on the wrong way. Not that I was looking carefully  :whistle:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: St Hubbins on March 14, 2009, 09:23:58 am
now she needs a spankering  :spank:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jim on March 15, 2009, 12:25:37 am
she need a proper plug, a butt plug (with a horses tail if you like that sort of thing)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: north_country_boy on March 15, 2009, 12:53:03 am
shameless plug of petzl (http://www.rockclimbing.com/images/photos/assets/7/394437-largest_n672110331_4132307_7480.jpg)

Jesus that has woken me up, wouldn't mind belaying that all day.... :please:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: dyllon on March 15, 2009, 03:18:11 am

Pamela Varcohttp://www.widefetish.com/gallery/main.php?g2_itemId=1169 (http://www.widefetish.com/gallery/main.php?g2_itemId=1169)
Not many lasses still look good in the wide

Wicked and depraved. Fit, hot   :devangel::  Pamela Varcohttp://widefetish.com/gallery/main.php?g2_itemId=1978 (http://widefetish.com/gallery/main.php?g2_itemId=1978)

http://www.petetakeda.com/journal/vedauwoo-bouldering (http://www.petetakeda.com/journal/vedauwoo-bouldering)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on March 16, 2009, 10:29:12 am
Has Angelica Lind featured already? for starters

(http://www.rockynature.com/files/angelica_lind_muttertag_003_1.jpg)

(http://www.bronxrock.de/fck_files/Image/Wettkaempfe/BRONX%20ROCK%20Invitational/Angelica_Lind(1).jpg)

(http://www.horyinfo.cz/image/gallery_clanky_cesty/200711101403__MG_0037_lind.jpg)

Atypical swede

Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on March 16, 2009, 10:36:47 am
Unfortunate shadow gives her an Ed February look though

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3139/2638803892_9693406519_o.jpg)

(http://www.highsport.se/news/team_hs/angelica_2.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: RASTATA on March 17, 2009, 01:36:49 pm
(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/19436_633692048238987500.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: BB on March 17, 2009, 02:39:25 pm
I was just googling around, trying to drum up some enthusiasm for climbing in Cheddar (failing i might add) when I stumbled across this beauty.

(http://www.planetfear.com/includes/images/uploaded/42200817924484.JPG)

Hard to believe that a DFBWGC would dirty herself at cheddar.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Will Hunt on March 17, 2009, 03:28:26 pm
 :off:

Standards are slipping. Mono, back me up here, please.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: slackline on March 17, 2009, 03:31:55 pm
Will, you don't even have your good leg to stand on when it comes to what constitutes a fit bird, by your own admission....

:guilty: :guilty: :guilty:

Of all charges. I plead no contest.


Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tomtom on March 18, 2009, 08:47:35 am
Standards definitely on the fall...
(http://www.horyinfo.cz/image/gallery_clanky_cesty/200711101403__MG_0037_lind.jpg)

Angelika Lind - to me she looks like a man with tits.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: magpie on March 18, 2009, 09:07:38 am
She reminds me of Mumra.   :lol:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on March 18, 2009, 09:17:59 am

Angelika Lind - to me she looks like a man with tits.

(http://www.highsport.se/news/team_hs/angelica_2.jpg)

?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Plattsy on March 18, 2009, 09:39:16 am
Came across Angelika during my Scandanavian climbing comp search for DFGWGC phase (never did find an Icelandic honey to post up). I ummed and arred about her for a while. I then figured if I've got to umm and arr then she isn't up to scratch.

 :read:

Standards are falling. We need some sort of lottery money backed reality tv show. "Britains next top dead fit girl who goes climbing" maybe a little too long for a name. How about BNTDFGWGC?

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2203/1497332133_64d1c705f3.jpg?v=0)

 :lol:


Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: hairich on March 18, 2009, 12:58:42 pm
are you allowed to put your own fit bird on here?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on March 18, 2009, 01:16:16 pm
If she can stand being picked to bits, accused of being blokeish or having big hands, then anything goes.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on March 18, 2009, 01:20:42 pm
Another nice falling off pic.......

(http://i44.tinypic.com/r8s9om.jpg)

And some randoms........

(http://i43.tinypic.com/2wec67t.jpg)

(http://i42.tinypic.com/9u51e0.jpg)

And a tenuous one......

(http://i42.tinypic.com/wiork1.jpg)

http://www.macksinntheater.com/Eve.htm (http://www.macksinntheater.com/Eve.htm)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: slackline on March 18, 2009, 01:25:23 pm
are you allowed to put your own fit bird on here?

Yes as long as she climbs, in fact if you're female and climb you can post a picture of yourself (its certainly not frowned upon in the Dead Fit Blokes Who go Climbing (http://ukbouldering.com/board/index.php/topic,8625.0.html) thread is it Adam (http://ukbouldering.com/board/index.php/topic,8625.msg151068.html#msg151068)/Drew (http://ukbouldering.com/board/index.php/topic,8625.msg188866.html#msg188866)/Adam (http://ukbouldering.com/board/index.php/topic,8625.msg151070.html#msg151070)/Nibile (http://ukbouldering.com/board/index.php/topic,8625.msg185888.html#msg185888)/Averageman (http://ukbouldering.com/board/index.php/topic,8625.msg185409.html#msg185409)/Adam (http://ukbouldering.com/board/index.php/topic,8625.msg151072.html#msg151072)/Will (http://ukbouldering.com/board/index.php/topic,8625.msg174047.html#msg174047))
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on March 18, 2009, 02:14:28 pm

(http://i44.tinypic.com/r8s9om.jpg)


Nice 'tache

(I know it's not, probably just bad light, but definteily looks like Pancho in the pic)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: magpie on March 18, 2009, 02:23:59 pm
are you allowed to put your own fit bird on here?
Yes as long as she climbs
It's positively encouraged in fact, real life fitties are better than ones found while trawling the internet.  As Slackers has demonstrated with the DFBlokes contributions, it's well within the posting guidelines to include yourself or partner, provided you/they are hott.  8)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on March 18, 2009, 02:50:21 pm

Nice 'tache

(I know it's not, probably just bad light, but definteily looks like Pancho in the pic)

bollocks, linked to wrong pic. meant to be midnight ligtning one.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: magpie on March 18, 2009, 03:03:12 pm
I did wonder  :lol:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on March 18, 2009, 03:28:43 pm
Fucking hard work this. If the thread was Dead Ropey BWGC or Rather Plain BWGC then I'd have found about 1500 photos to add to it.

Anyway, best I've found so far.......

(http://i42.tinypic.com/28mh37b.jpg)

(http://i39.tinypic.com/352mash.jpg)

(http://i44.tinypic.com/jf93m1.jpg)

(http://i39.tinypic.com/2zq4wna.jpg)

.......honestly, out of thousands.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on March 18, 2009, 03:32:09 pm
(http://i43.tinypic.com/rc0vx0.jpg)

(http://i39.tinypic.com/2vc8dxl.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: dave on March 18, 2009, 03:34:42 pm
now we're motoring.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on March 18, 2009, 03:40:47 pm
(http://i44.tinypic.com/30a3r7q.jpg)

"I love the outdoors; hiking, and climbing." (http://www.flickr.com/photos/unique-geek/3270717300)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: dave on March 18, 2009, 03:45:07 pm
narcissistic bitch, seems to do nothing but take photos of herself!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tomtom on March 18, 2009, 03:46:30 pm
Not sure if this site (http://www.stonenudes.com/gallery.html) has been 'found' before... can't link the big pictures..
But here are a few tasters...
(http://www.stonenudes.com/images/thumbs/StoneNudes-082.jpg)
(http://www.stonenudes.com/images/thumbs/00.jpg)
(http://www.stonenudes.com/images/thumbs/111.jpg)
Fecking scary looking one this... for the more muscly inclined..  :-\
(http://www.stonenudes.com/images/thumbs/StoneNudes-029.jpg)
30 more at the website... (http://www.stonenudes.com/gallery.html)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: slackline on March 18, 2009, 03:47:20 pm
narcissistic bitch, seems to do nothing but take photos of herself!

 :agree: I was just about to say that anyone narcissistic enough to take self-portraits should be banned from this thread (quite why anyone would want to take self-portraits is beyond me, mirrors were invented to solve that particular aspect of vanity  :spank:).
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Will Hunt on March 18, 2009, 03:53:07 pm
Thank you Jasper, that's much better. Although the poser girl is incredibly pale/overexposed. Looks a bit like a newborn fish.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: robertostallioni on March 18, 2009, 04:04:07 pm
the poser girl is incredibly overexposed.
Indeed.

Some good early work by Jasper. However, a 1950's lingerie model does not a DFB make. I'm struggling to maintain full turgidity whilst eyeing a back/arse you could land a light aircraft on.
(http://i39.tinypic.com/2vc8dxl.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Bubba on March 18, 2009, 04:12:37 pm
I'm struggling to maintain full turgidity whilst eyeing a back/arse you could land a light aircraft on.
Are you insane? Do you live in the real world or one inhabited only by photo-retouched supermodels?

Some people posting here have standards so high that they will be doomed to a life of dissatisfaction and disappointment  :P
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on March 18, 2009, 04:20:46 pm
This is really annoying. Even using the convoluted methods proposed by Slackers I can't get to the original photo of this.....

http://www.flickr.com/photos/jgibler/484506745 (http://www.flickr.com/photos/jgibler/484506745)

....to either download or link it. And it's a pearler!

More.....

http://www.flickr.com/photos/jgibler/484511363 (http://www.flickr.com/photos/jgibler/484511363)

http://www.flickr.com/photos/jgibler/484512989 (http://www.flickr.com/photos/jgibler/484512989)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: robertostallioni on March 18, 2009, 04:30:11 pm
Are you insane? Do you live in the real world or one inhabited only by photo-retouched supermodels?

Some people posting here have standards so high that they will be doomed to a life of dissatisfaction and disappointment  :P


"I've upped my standards. Now, up yours. "-Pat Paulsen  ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: slackline on March 18, 2009, 04:39:30 pm
This is really annoying. Even using the convoluted methods proposed by Slackers I can't get to the original photo of this.....

There you go Jasper (sorry was early in the day when I posted that link and forgot about this)...

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/198/484506745_01d23b4674.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/jgibler/484506745/)(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/197/484511363_6802553d70.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/jgibler/484511363/)(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/190/484512989_b13d900127.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/jgibler/484512989/)

The easiest way to do this is to install Greasmonkey (https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/748) and then the Allsizes+ (http://www.flickr.com/groups/flickrhacks/discuss/72157594303798688/) script.  When you click on the "All Sizes" box now you get a javascript window appearing where you first select the size and then whether you want to saveit, copy to clipboard, view it, get code to embed it (and you can toggle between html < > and bbcode [ ] ) or go to the traditional All Sizes page.  Most of the time for this thread people will want to use the Embed BBcode option, which will include code to back-link to the original flickr page (I was going to update the wiki article (http://www.ukbouldering.com/wiki/index.php/HowTo_Embed_Pictures_to_UKBouldering) later, but it seems I've out foxed myself and have already written this up  ::) )
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Will Hunt on March 18, 2009, 04:41:00 pm
YYFY
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on March 18, 2009, 04:43:33 pm
Cheers Slackers. I was punching above my weight in the geekery department trying to do that shit anyway.  :P

Worth the effort though!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: magpie on March 18, 2009, 04:54:43 pm
Definitely worth the effort.  She's properly lovely; there is a worrying hint of youth about her though.  Let's blame it on me being old and not her being too really young  ;D
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: robertostallioni on March 18, 2009, 05:05:54 pm
Cup the what?
(http://pic.ipicture.ru/uploads/090116/5MY5JT5Sdz.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Adam Lincoln on March 18, 2009, 06:33:05 pm
Cup the what?
(http://pic.ipicture.ru/uploads/090116/5MY5JT5Sdz.jpg)

There is a pr0n clip that goes with that but not sure Bubba wants those kind of links on the site.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: robertostallioni on March 18, 2009, 06:43:44 pm
MMmmmm. :agree:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Yossarian on March 18, 2009, 09:44:10 pm
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/198/484506745_01d23b4674.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/jgibler/484506745/)(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/197/484511363_6802553d70.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/jgibler/484511363/)(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/190/484512989_b13d900127.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/jgibler/484512989/)

All over my keyboard. Sorry...
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Obi-Wan is lost... on March 18, 2009, 11:28:41 pm
Theres something quite appealing about this one too...
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/173/484505363_b61bef8166_b.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/jgibler/484505363/)

And we need a closer look at this one...
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/190/484512989_b13d900127_b.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/jgibler/484512989/)
 :whistle:

Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on March 19, 2009, 08:50:22 am
Looks like I've unleashed a challenger to Heather Jagger's crown?  :-\
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: slackline on March 19, 2009, 09:17:12 am
I think this has been on here before, but no harm in repeating

http://vimeo.com/2980048 (http://vimeo.com/2980048)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Will Hunt on March 19, 2009, 09:41:39 am
Bit pretentious for a climbing flik isn't it?

Get your baps out, Darlin'
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on March 19, 2009, 10:04:25 am
Just a bit. I would be annoyed if i got pushed off a route by some words flying past.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tomtom on March 19, 2009, 10:54:32 am
Yeah, whats all that wandering around in the snow shit about... then some swinging on ropes (no climbing) - presumably knocked off by those darn pesky flying titles... (as SA Chris pointed out..)
Get on with it love...  ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: magpie on March 19, 2009, 11:21:57 am
She'll have got bloody soaked rolling about in the snow in that coat too, no way that was properly waterproof, silly girl.  ::)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Bubba on March 19, 2009, 02:03:12 pm

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3444/3367289527_c004ee84c8_o.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: jern on March 19, 2009, 02:03:44 pm
More Dalia - always a winner...
(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/19436_633729922110874481.jpg)

Not sure about this cheeky minx though :-\ She has a is Brazilian, which is a plus.
(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/24989_633728864458027500.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: slackline on March 19, 2009, 02:16:52 pm

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3444/3367289527_c004ee84c8_o.jpg)

 :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Will Hunt on March 19, 2009, 05:51:50 pm
(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/24989_633728864458027500.jpg)

I'm not sure either:
(http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=39432071&op=5&o=global&view=global&subj=665765965&id=61403162)

Apols if you can't see it. Facebook innit
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Eddies on March 20, 2009, 06:42:38 pm
(http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v614/27/114/510894091/n510894091_1075272_1558.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: robertostallioni on March 20, 2009, 06:45:25 pm
You'll have to do more than simply donning a training bra and hiding your face to fool me, Eddies....
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: robertostallioni on March 22, 2009, 06:07:15 pm
wrong thread Dyllon, again. Try here http://ukbouldering.com/board/index.php/topic,1218.0.html (http://ukbouldering.com/board/index.php/topic,1218.0.html)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: route149 on March 23, 2009, 07:32:38 pm
(http://highheels.files.wordpress.com/2006/09/2d2_20050830_stevens61.jpg)

they're climbers, aren't they?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: philo on March 24, 2009, 02:02:24 am

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3444/3367289527_c004ee84c8_o.jpg)

hahahahhaa
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Durbs on March 24, 2009, 09:01:47 am
Quote

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/198/484506745_01d23b4674.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/jgibler/484506745/)(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/197/484511363_6802553d70.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/jgibler/484511363/)(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/190/484512989_b13d900127.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/jgibler/484512989/)

Hmmm, upon further stalking investigation, I tihnk she may fall under the age range, and also wears leopard skin tights... Would probably still get it though
http://www.flickr.com/photos/xsalinas/1874921725/ (http://www.flickr.com/photos/xsalinas/1874921725/)
http://www.flickr.com/photos/xsalinas/1875838852/ (http://www.flickr.com/photos/xsalinas/1875838852/)
http://www.flickr.com/photos/xsalinas/1875855100/ (http://www.flickr.com/photos/xsalinas/1875855100/)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: slackline on March 24, 2009, 10:17:51 am
Hmmm, upon further stalking investigation, I tihnk she may fall under the age range, and also wears leopard skin tights... Would probably still get it though
http://www.flickr.com/photos/xsalinas/1874921725/ (http://www.flickr.com/photos/xsalinas/1874921725/)
http://www.flickr.com/photos/xsalinas/1875838852/ (http://www.flickr.com/photos/xsalinas/1875838852/)
http://www.flickr.com/photos/xsalinas/1875855100/ (http://www.flickr.com/photos/xsalinas/1875855100/)

Durbs, you need to read this (http://ukbouldering.com/wiki/index.php/HowTo_Embed_Pictures_to_UKBouldering) :)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Durbs on March 24, 2009, 10:47:20 am
Oh, I know how to embed images - but I didn't want to sully the waters with dubiously lower standards and borderline aged girls ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SteveM on March 24, 2009, 11:05:14 am
http://www.ukclimbing.com/images/dbpage.html?id=111546 (http://www.ukclimbing.com/images/dbpage.html?id=111546)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: magpie on March 24, 2009, 11:14:01 am
I have an overwhelming, motherly urge to pull her trousers up for her and give her a big slice of cake*.  :whistle:

*this is not a euphemism.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: dave on March 24, 2009, 11:18:14 am
that's probably the best shot of Rands i've ever seen, mainly cos the low slung bottoms draw attention away from the fact she has the face of david coulthard.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: GraemeA on March 24, 2009, 11:31:00 am
Lisa is climbing, the posing pouter is Alex Johnson
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tomtom on March 24, 2009, 11:56:56 am
that's probably the best shot of Rands i've ever seen, mainly cos the low slung bottoms draw attention away from the fact she has the face of david coulthard.
Steady on, thats a bit Harsh, DC's not that bad..
 ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: dave on March 24, 2009, 12:00:08 pm
Lisa is climbing, the posing pouter is Alex Johnson

well that explains it then. i did think she was looking hotter than usual, just does to show what a distraction a low waistline is.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: magpie on March 24, 2009, 12:56:09 pm
Surely you all looked closely enough to realise that the girl standing up was not Lisa Rands?  Although, maybe not.  ;D

I think LR is pretty!
(http://away.com/images/outside/200209/disp_rands_pan.jpg)

She'd get it well before David Coulthard would.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: dave on March 24, 2009, 01:02:47 pm
Surely you all looked closely enough to realise that the girl standing up was not Lisa Rands?  Although, maybe not.  ;D

we wouldn't be having this discussion if I had.

to be fair to Rands, she's the best looking person I've ever burnt off on WSS. A hollow victory is still a victory.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: St Hubbins on March 24, 2009, 01:26:45 pm
Not sure about this cheeky minx though :-\ She has a is Brazilian, which is a plus.
(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/24989_633728864458027500.jpg)

Yikes, she looks too much like Blanka from streetfighter 2 with the incredible hulks haircut!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Falling Down on March 24, 2009, 01:33:34 pm
She looks like Genesis P Orridge from Pyschic TV/Throbbing Gristle..
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Will Hunt on March 24, 2009, 06:33:34 pm

I think LR is pretty!
 

Think again.


That Mexican has turned me into a pedophile! Is she really underage?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: mrjonathanr on March 24, 2009, 07:21:33 pm
She looks like Genesis P Orridge from Pyschic TV/Throbbing Gristle..

 :lol: :lol: Separated at birth?>
http://www.arakis.info/images/swicht_on/25_Genesis-P-Orridge.jpg (http://www.arakis.info/images/swicht_on/25_Genesis-P-Orridge.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Percy B on March 24, 2009, 08:26:58 pm
Sweet Jesus! I completely forgot the fact that Genesis P had a nice big set of jugs installed a while back as part of his on-going program of 'body modification'.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Falling Down on March 24, 2009, 09:09:31 pm
She looks like Genesis P Orridge from Pyschic TV/Throbbing Gristle..

 :lol: :lol: Separated at birth?>
http://www.arakis.info/images/swicht_on/25_Genesis-P-Orridge.jpg (http://www.arakis.info/images/swicht_on/25_Genesis-P-Orridge.jpg)

I'm glad you linked that rather than included it on the thread otherwise we'd be back to square one or thread number 4.  GPO once rode my skateboard around the Leadmill stark bollock naked at a PTV gig.  He's a bit of a pantomime dame these days  :yawn:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: shark on March 25, 2009, 11:01:00 pm
I don't know how to post pics but there should be something suitable here:

http://www.sierrabc.com/photogallery.htm (http://www.sierrabc.com/photogallery.htm)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Adam Lincoln on March 25, 2009, 11:05:07 pm
I don't know how to post pics but there should be something suitable here:

http://www.sierrabc.com/photogallery.htm (http://www.sierrabc.com/photogallery.htm)

If your into 15 year old girls!  :o
She was born in 94.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: shark on March 25, 2009, 11:27:37 pm
Whoops !

Make that unsuitable then. I'm so ashamed.

Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Adam Lincoln on March 25, 2009, 11:28:19 pm
Whoops !

Make that unsuitable then. I'm so ashamed.



Easy mistake to make, officer  ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Will Hunt on March 26, 2009, 12:31:36 am
Jesus! Is it just me or are 15 year olds getting older looking? It was all going so well till the 4th pic down as well. Give the girl her rattle back.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Will Hunt on March 26, 2009, 12:35:07 am
This is just wrong. I feel filthy.
(http://www.sierrabc.com/2756183286_02b5d06c7c_b.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: magpie on March 26, 2009, 09:11:12 am
I feel filthy.
So filthy you thought you'd share the photo with the group?  ;)


This quote seems strangely apt at this juncture in the thread:
Quote
That's what I love about these high school girls; I keep getting older, they stay the same age.
  :-\
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on March 26, 2009, 09:21:15 am
I found some photos of Sierra whatsit the other day while trying to find material for this thread and thought I'd hit the jackpot after wading through oceans of mingers. Then I found the DOB.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: slackline on March 26, 2009, 09:29:55 am
This is just wrong. I feel filthy.

Makes a change from denigrating the fine fillies who grace these pages.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Adam Lincoln on March 27, 2009, 04:02:24 pm
All the same lovely.

(http://pimpinandcrimpin.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/bathingsuit.jpg)
(http://pimpinandcrimpin.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/lookup.jpg)
(http://pimpinandcrimpin.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/cleaning.jpg)
(http://pimpinandcrimpin.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/looking.jpg)
(http://pimpinandcrimpin.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/ant.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: dave on March 27, 2009, 04:08:36 pm
did you google "badly done HDR shorties" or something?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Adam Lincoln on March 27, 2009, 04:11:53 pm
did you google "badly done HDR shorties" or something?

I don't think they are HDR?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Joepicalli on March 27, 2009, 04:36:14 pm
All the same lovely.

(http://pimpinandcrimpin.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/lookup.jpg)javascript:void(0)
Christ youth beauty and talent, just pass me the gun and I'll put myself out of my misery :'(
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Johnny Brown on March 27, 2009, 04:49:29 pm
Quote
I don't think they are HDR?

You need to turn up your HDRdar. Ack.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Adam Lincoln on March 27, 2009, 05:02:53 pm
Quote
I don't think they are HDR?

You need to turn up your HDRdar. Ack.

Well two of them are then. Still, the thread isn't about quality pics its fit birds. And you can't argue she isn't nice?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Johnny Brown on March 27, 2009, 05:08:56 pm
She looks like Geri Halliwell.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Bubba on March 27, 2009, 05:23:50 pm

Now that's just plain mean. There's a bit of "desperate spice" in one of them but she's much nicer than her really.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: St Hubbins on March 27, 2009, 06:25:43 pm
She looks like Geri Halliwell.

4th pic down, that is spooky.


Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: robertostallioni on March 27, 2009, 06:34:33 pm
4th pic? I'm still on the 1st.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Will Hunt on March 27, 2009, 08:55:05 pm
Bom chicka wah wah
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Fiend on March 27, 2009, 09:48:14 pm
Unarguable.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Adam Lincoln on March 27, 2009, 10:08:41 pm
Unarguable.

Glad it's not just me guys!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Slide on March 27, 2009, 10:33:45 pm
Never thought i'de get a rise from a girl ridin an giant ant! No siree...
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Will Hunt on March 28, 2009, 12:30:40 am
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3456/3391228716_de64a0c25b.jpg?v=0)
 
::)

Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Drew on March 28, 2009, 01:28:06 am
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3456/3391228716_de64a0c25b.jpg?v=0)
 
::)

Yes... and? She's not married?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Falling Down on March 28, 2009, 11:35:21 am
Wrong finger Will..... you've obviously never been to a Yates' on a Saturday night either.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Paul B on March 28, 2009, 12:16:32 pm
All the same lovely.

(http://pimpinandcrimpin.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/bathingsuit.jpg)
(http://pimpinandcrimpin.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/lookup.jpg)
(http://pimpinandcrimpin.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/cleaning.jpg)
(http://pimpinandcrimpin.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/looking.jpg)
(http://pimpinandcrimpin.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/ant.jpg)


Anyone know of a 'I don't have a 21" widescreen laptop' plugin for firefox?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: r-man on March 28, 2009, 12:31:47 pm
Hold Ctrl and press the - key several times...
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Adam Lincoln on March 29, 2009, 02:26:50 pm
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Ad_k-hY_4hQ/SQvy5lg3lwI/AAAAAAAAA6Y/6cATKzHcYDk/s1600/n6907496_32743947_8715.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tobym on March 29, 2009, 03:35:33 pm
She must be a climber, she's got a real fig-8!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: robertostallioni on March 29, 2009, 08:17:25 pm
Nice rack too. :bounce:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: St Hubbins on March 30, 2009, 08:59:04 am
She just needs to take off the mad max 2 sunglasses
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tomtom on March 30, 2009, 09:03:59 am
Is that a muff mits she's wearing?

blatant excuse to use muff in this post...
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on March 30, 2009, 09:15:21 am
Theres a lass in the background with a bikini and snowboard?

Where did you find that Adam, and wtf is it about?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Houdini on March 30, 2009, 09:25:07 am
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3456/3391228716_de64a0c25b.jpg?v=0)

As if that's the ring you care about you barely-disguised child molester.  :)



Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Bubba on March 30, 2009, 10:43:35 am
Theres a lass in the background with a bikini and snowboard?

Where did you find that Adam, and wtf is it about?
Looks like some nasty "extreme sports" themed fashion shoot.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Adam Lincoln on March 30, 2009, 11:04:04 am
Theres a lass in the background with a bikini and snowboard?

Where did you find that Adam, and wtf is it about?
Looks like some nasty "extreme sports" themed fashion shoot.

Yep, pretty random google image search!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Percy B on March 30, 2009, 05:18:42 pm
Looks like an amputee - not that theres anything wrong with amputation, though.....

Maybe we should have a seperate "Dead fit amputees who go climbing?"
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: robertostallioni on March 30, 2009, 06:02:56 pm
Amputee? No, no, no. Perfect bird - Swimwear, Climbing apparel and an oven glove.
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Ad_k-hY_4hQ/SQvy5lg3lwI/AAAAAAAAA6Y/6cATKzHcYDk/s1600/n6907496_32743947_8715.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on March 31, 2009, 12:00:46 am
Amputee? No, no, no. Perfect bird - Swimwear, Climbing apparel and an oven glove.

and several attractive female friends who are not right in the head and walk around in bikinis  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on March 31, 2009, 08:14:19 am
promising looking address...
http://www.highballclimbing.com/picture%20galery/chiksonrock/index.html (http://www.highballclimbing.com/picture%20galery/chiksonrock/index.html)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: magpie on March 31, 2009, 09:18:38 am
Paolina Mineva (featured in Lagers' link) has come to my attention before as being stalk worthy, Google is not being my friend in the picture search though.  :(
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on March 31, 2009, 09:59:09 am
Definitely a rich vein there lagers. Pity it can't be tapped selectively.....
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on March 31, 2009, 10:28:21 am
Pity it can't be tapped selectively.....

Says who!?........

(http://i44.tinypic.com/2hguzjk.jpg)

(http://i40.tinypic.com/2q3ywqe.jpg)

(http://i39.tinypic.com/ht66fa.jpg)

(http://i41.tinypic.com/eqtcsh.jpg)

(http://i41.tinypic.com/2yu0jo4.jpg)

(http://i43.tinypic.com/nxum3m.jpg)

.....  ;)

I'll pick some more when I have time (or someone else can use Screen Grab!).
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on March 31, 2009, 10:48:18 am
That'll do lager, that'll do.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on March 31, 2009, 10:55:31 am
That'll do lager, that'll do.

Been drinking Chris?  :-\  ;D
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on March 31, 2009, 10:59:12 am
pis of :0)

(if only I had been, could do with one. or several. in a beer garden. all afternoon. Like a spring day here).
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: magpie on March 31, 2009, 11:25:21 am
Jasper has good taste; I am particularly enjoying Paolina, this was the picture I was trying to Google;

(http://i40.tinypic.com/2q3ywqe.jpg)

And this one, who has possibly the most perfect arse, ever;

(http://i39.tinypic.com/ht66fa.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on March 31, 2009, 01:57:52 pm
(http://i39.tinypic.com/4kvcww.jpg)

(http://i44.tinypic.com/21lmwra.jpg)

(http://i39.tinypic.com/2aincbm.jpg)

(http://i42.tinypic.com/20ixnhy.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on March 31, 2009, 02:01:33 pm
(http://i41.tinypic.com/2a5ngwx.jpg)

(http://i42.tinypic.com/167m7t5.jpg)

(http://i40.tinypic.com/16jmrq.jpg)

(http://i39.tinypic.com/qsutt0.jpg)

 ;D
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Will Hunt on March 31, 2009, 03:23:24 pm
Edit
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: magpie on March 31, 2009, 04:53:15 pm
What inappropriate filth did you post this time, Will?  :lol:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: slackline on March 31, 2009, 05:45:11 pm
I'm really missing out on some good pics without t'internet at work, keep up the good work Jasper  :bow:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: GraemeA on March 31, 2009, 06:49:09 pm
(http://exquisitemodel.com.au/images/Rayma%20BLii.jpg)

She must be a real climber, she's chained her rope  ;D
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: namnok on March 31, 2009, 07:53:31 pm
(http://exquisitemodel.com.au/images/Rayma%20BLii.jpg)

She must be a real climber, she's chained her rope  ;D


speechless
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: route149 on March 31, 2009, 07:56:50 pm
There appears to be a strange object poking through the right 'container' of her bikini.  Can't really make out what that could be...
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tomtom on March 31, 2009, 08:02:16 pm
There appears to be a strange object poking through the right 'container' of her bikini.  Can't really make out what that could be...
That'd be a nipple.  :P
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: GraemeA on March 31, 2009, 09:00:19 pm
Bubba - can we have a nipple tweaking smiley/emoticon thing please
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Will Hunt on March 31, 2009, 09:27:37 pm
Come on! She can't be a climber! No climber's that fit.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: route149 on March 31, 2009, 09:35:33 pm

Quote
That'd be a nipple.  :P

But that's bally outrageous.  I want to contact the moderators of the interwebs and get this taken down instantly. What would Jackie Smith's husband make of such revolting material? :)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Adam Lincoln on March 31, 2009, 09:36:12 pm
Come on! She can't be a climber! No climber's that fit.

Another of her.
(http://www.t-nation.com/forum_images/2/e/2eb94-Rayma_26.jpg)

In the gym.
(http://www.rayma.com.au/images/galleries/bodywork/Rayma%20_mg_8892d.jpg)

Seems she likes a bit of fly fishing too.
(http://www.rayma.com.au/images/galleries/bodywork/rayma_cc_99.jpg)
(http://www.rayma.com.au/images/galleries/bodywork/rayma_cc_98.jpg)

Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Darren S on March 31, 2009, 09:38:06 pm
Come on! She can't be a climber! No climber's that fit.

She is a sports model

http://exquisitemodel.com.au/5943.html#rayma (http://exquisitemodel.com.au/5943.html#rayma)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on March 31, 2009, 09:47:27 pm
Another of her.
(http://www.t-nation.com/forum_images/2/e/2eb94-Rayma_26.jpg)



Most be a real climber - not wearing socks.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Mr Cat on March 31, 2009, 09:47:57 pm
implants by the looks of it...  :thumbsdown:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Darren S on March 31, 2009, 09:50:01 pm
From the same agency

(http://exquisitemodel.com.au/images/Samantha%20B%20BLii.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: route149 on March 31, 2009, 09:52:17 pm
I think she needs to get out of those wet things, poor love.


Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: magpie on March 31, 2009, 10:23:18 pm
She must be a real climber, she's chained her rope  ;D
If ever I needed proof that I definitely wasn't a lesbian, that picture is it, the rope was the first thing I looked at  :lol:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: GraemeA on March 31, 2009, 10:26:55 pm
Darren, I was looking for pictures of Sam Berry (who you found) when I came across (if you will excuse the expression  ;) ) the other model. Sam's not bad but......

Not convinced she is a real climber, I mean what climber has their bent gates clipped to their harness. But who cares to be honest.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Adam Lincoln on March 31, 2009, 10:33:09 pm
I mean what climber has their bent gates clipped to their harness.

I know what i was looking at Graham, but checking if which way she clips her draws to her harness wasn't one of them  ;D
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: GraemeA on March 31, 2009, 10:50:27 pm
Don't worry Adam, I studied every pixel of those photos, my thoughts on some of the other pixels are not for this forum  ;D

[And it's Graeme not Graham]
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Adam Lincoln on March 31, 2009, 10:52:35 pm
[And it's Graeme not Graham]

 :guilty: Sorry, my mind was elsewhere...  :-[
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: GraemeA on March 31, 2009, 11:02:20 pm
Forgiven. On this occasion as I appreciate your thoughts might have been elsewhere - such as how does the poor girl cope with the nipple rash after a days grit mantling.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Adam Lincoln on March 31, 2009, 11:10:10 pm
such as how does the poor girl cope with the nipple rash after a days grit mantling.

Oh, by me suc..... errr
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: route149 on March 31, 2009, 11:25:16 pm

Quote
If ever I needed proof that I definitely wasn't a lesbian, that picture is it, the rope was the first thing I looked at  :lol:

Now I am confused. I am a bloke and the first thing I looked at wasn't her rope.  Does that mean I am a lesbian?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Darren S on March 31, 2009, 11:30:29 pm

Quote
If ever I needed proof that I definitely wasn't a lesbian, that picture is it, the rope was the first thing I looked at  :lol:

Now I am confused. I am a bloke and the first thing I looked at wasn't her rope.  Does that mean I am a lesbian?

Yep!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: namnok on March 31, 2009, 11:35:00 pm
(http://exquisitemodel.com.au/images/Rayma%20BLii.jpg)

She must be a real climber, she's chained her rope  ;D


speechless

wait...i've got something now....

i bet i can get my best nut placement somewhere inbetween those!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQuxbikN0-4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQuxbikN0-4)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: route149 on March 31, 2009, 11:39:27 pm

Okay Darren S, that's fine by me. :)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on April 01, 2009, 12:43:11 am
nut placement you say?

(http://jknujknu1.googlepages.com/dado_180.jpg)

better not go down this route  :spank:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Will Hunt on April 01, 2009, 12:46:46 am
Living up to your name this evening?  :beer1:

An ex of mine was a size 6 WC Rock  :dance1:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on April 01, 2009, 12:49:31 am
Living up to your name this evening?  :beer1:

unfortunately not  :(
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on April 01, 2009, 10:51:28 am
An ex of mine was a size 6 WC Rock  :dance1:

I hate to break this to you Will but having sex with your climbing equipment does not constitute a valid relationship (and is probably worth keeping to yourself).
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Houdini on April 01, 2009, 11:23:19 am
No?    :(


(Note to self:  stop putting skyhooks up my bum)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on April 01, 2009, 11:52:23 am
Remember her?

(http://i40.tinypic.com/k1pell.jpg)

This is the same bird.......

(http://i43.tinypic.com/246m3iu.jpg)

(http://i44.tinypic.com/k0nhjq.jpg)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFGL7NTRAiU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFGL7NTRAiU)

More here.......

http://coletteloc.com/?page_id=2 (http://coletteloc.com/?page_id=2)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on April 01, 2009, 12:15:26 pm
I also found some more of the lovely Vanessa Compton (http://ukbouldering.com/board/index.php/topic,10790.msg188577.html#msg188577) who Will likened to Iggy Pop in an unbelievable act of clinical blindness.

(http://i39.tinypic.com/dnbkt3.png)

(http://i42.tinypic.com/160wqx1.jpg)

(http://i41.tinypic.com/13zqyog.jpg)

(http://i39.tinypic.com/2cdegrl.jpg)

(http://i44.tinypic.com/2ur70nl.jpg)

(http://i39.tinypic.com/2h8a8nk.jpg)

How wrong can you be......... ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on April 01, 2009, 12:18:33 pm
(http://i39.tinypic.com/2cdegrl.jpg)

.. and she's mates with Gary Coleman.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Plattsy on April 01, 2009, 12:28:49 pm
(http://i39.tinypic.com/2cdegrl.jpg)

.. and she's mates with Gary Coleman.

What choo talkin 'bout Will(is)?

Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Will Hunt on April 01, 2009, 02:56:49 pm
She looked a bit ropey in that other picture!

Not sure if this will show as it's facebook. The one on the right is Puccio. I was never a massive fan but this should cause some jealousy.

(http://www.facebook.com/profile/pic.php?uid=AAAAAQAQkZvVqXf0N4dkUyK1g4AgPwAAAAn5SfICjCY2B9XIsnjQ3_wc)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Dolly on April 01, 2009, 03:41:25 pm
(http://coletteloc.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/1colandrew.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on April 01, 2009, 03:43:35 pm
That's Collette again. Not sure how old she was in that one.............
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Dolly on April 01, 2009, 04:48:58 pm
Oh - I didn't mean it like that  :oops:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: BD on April 03, 2009, 09:56:38 am
sarah marvez. I like the first one a lot but can't find it any bigger :wall:.

(http://www.sportiva.com/images/via/cteam/sarahmarvez.jpg)

(http://kaenon.com/assets/athlete/gallery/14_p.jpg)

BD
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: robertostallioni on April 03, 2009, 02:59:47 pm
I my mind the images look better this way round.

kind of ....

"Nice, but I wonder what she would look like if she just took off that ....."
(http://kaenon.com/assets/athlete/gallery/14_p.jpg)

"Oh, there we go."
(http://www.sportiva.com/images/via/cteam/sarahmarvez.jpg)

just remembered that old joke, "have you ever had those weighed (waheyed)?"


Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: andy_e on April 03, 2009, 03:03:25 pm
is it me or does she look 12 in the small photo?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: magpie on April 03, 2009, 04:00:08 pm
I thought the same Andi, she also looks like she should put her jumper back on, clearly feeling the cold.  :whistle:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: andy_e on April 03, 2009, 09:39:41 pm
I hadn't noticed that, but now I do every time I see the picture. Thanks!  ;D
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on April 03, 2009, 11:06:05 pm
peanut smuggler
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: philo on April 04, 2009, 01:56:35 am
(http://coletteloc.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/1colandrew.jpg)

amazing
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: sheffieldpasserby on April 06, 2009, 01:30:01 am
Blokes and Birds.  'Ha' at the termiology.

I don't know what exactly makes a climber 'bird' hot, but whatever Vanessa Compton is doing is correct.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: RASTATA on April 07, 2009, 12:47:20 pm
(http://www.8a.nu/images/firstPageImages/large/_DSC3303_@Fred_Moix.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on April 07, 2009, 01:06:27 pm
(http://i42.tinypic.com/2agkfoh.jpg)

(http://i39.tinypic.com/2po2hzr.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on April 07, 2009, 01:08:08 pm
Heather Robinson - DFB, climber & vet.....

(http://i39.tinypic.com/21o0e4k.jpg)

(http://i42.tinypic.com/25a16gw.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on April 07, 2009, 01:13:05 pm
(http://i39.tinypic.com/rcmwba.jpg)

(http://i43.tinypic.com/2q87ad3.jpg)

Nice one RASTATA. Finally a use for 8a.nu!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: dave on April 07, 2009, 01:14:49 pm
Heather Robinson - DFB, climber & vet.....

she doesn't quite look old enough to have fought in 'nam.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on April 07, 2009, 01:17:08 pm
Shabahding. Beat me too it.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: robertostallioni on April 07, 2009, 04:24:37 pm
Koo kakchoo Heather Robinson, 

We'd like to know a little bit about your for our files
We'd like to help you learn to help yourself.

(http://i42.tinypic.com/25a16gw.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Durbs on April 07, 2009, 05:18:07 pm
Best single page of DFB ever?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: chappers on April 07, 2009, 05:47:15 pm
(http://coletteloc.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/1colandrew.jpg)

amazingly shit hair do.

thats better.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Joepicalli on April 07, 2009, 06:23:27 pm
Best single page of DFB ever?
Would have been except for Jasper posting a Jez Portman-a-like
(http://i39.tinypic.com/rcmwba.jpg)
 :wall: :wall:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Percy B on April 07, 2009, 06:58:51 pm
Too fat to be Jez





And the nose is too small ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: route149 on April 08, 2009, 12:06:51 am
http://i43.tinypic.com/2q87ad3.jpg (http://i43.tinypic.com/2q87ad3.jpg)

Ooh, the peachiness...  Nice.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: luckyjez on April 10, 2009, 12:46:38 pm
Too fat to be Jez





And the nose is too small ;)

Looks a little strong too......
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on April 10, 2009, 11:26:33 pm
Fit and strong; discuss.

(http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v300/3/61/521373175/n521373175_866690_9755.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: chillax on April 11, 2009, 12:10:04 am
Hmmm, I think she may have a bit too much of that "bodybuilder" look going on...
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: chillax on April 11, 2009, 12:35:29 am
Theres a lot of bad pictures of Angie Payne around. Personally, I think she's pretty cute.

(http://www.urbanclimbermag.com/themag/drive/angieclimbing-17.jpg)

Oh, and....

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/98/222984639_1529d894f7.jpg?v=0)

 8)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on April 13, 2009, 02:31:31 pm
more collette(ch)

(http://coletteloc.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/c4.png)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Durbs on April 15, 2009, 05:28:19 pm
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3101/2845746237_8b57658182.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/29221802@N04/2845746237/in/pool-907548@N21)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: fatneck on April 16, 2009, 06:22:31 pm
My current favourite, Abbey Smith. Mmmm Mm...

(http://www.deadpointmag.com/images/uploads/WarBonnet.jpg)
(http://www.deadpointmag.com/images/uploads/abbey/Hueco1.jpg)
(http://www.deadpointmag.com/images/uploads/blogs/climbing-damon.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on April 17, 2009, 12:01:18 am
(http://www.deadpointmag.com/images/uploads/WarBonnet.jpg)


That's a proper "come to bed" crash pad she's got there
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: jern on April 17, 2009, 01:20:26 pm
Have we had this before? Who cares, it's quality.

(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/18925_633306929273906250.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on April 17, 2009, 01:30:42 pm
Have we had this before?

Yes.

Who cares,

Not me.

it's quality.

 ;D
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: jern on April 17, 2009, 01:40:06 pm
Shall I post it again?

Maybe on a daily basis? (someone might have to cover weekends though)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on April 17, 2009, 01:59:48 pm
It's the lovely Amanda Berezowski. Think we've had all these before but hey ho........

(http://i42.tinypic.com/i4g3h4.jpg)

(http://i40.tinypic.com/2v1u1s6.jpg)

(http://i41.tinypic.com/2ln92jn.jpg)

(http://i44.tinypic.com/ad0n.jpg)

(http://i41.tinypic.com/1566elg.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: jern on April 17, 2009, 02:09:06 pm

(http://i42.tinypic.com/i4g3h4.jpg)


Hmmm, there's a bit of Jo Whiley about her there. Not a strong look for me, I'm afraid...

(would put this in 'Shit, isn't that? - but I suspect it's been done already.)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on April 17, 2009, 02:10:50 pm
IIRC it was done by me!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: BB on April 17, 2009, 02:13:55 pm
She doesn't look too much like Joe Whiley in other pics.

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2120/1877838093_deb4cc5f1e.jpg?v=0)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: jern on April 17, 2009, 02:16:01 pm
 She just looks ill there.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Will Hunt on April 17, 2009, 02:49:37 pm
This is a friend of mine from the University Club so be nice! If the comments are good then I'll point this thread out to her.

(http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs005.snc1/2817_735620984469_197811675_44748851_2612139_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Mr Cat on April 17, 2009, 03:11:49 pm
yeah, she's sweet...get her number for me... :)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Durbs on April 17, 2009, 03:13:44 pm
Could I request a photo without sunglasses - they could be hiding a third eye or something.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tomtom on April 17, 2009, 03:46:26 pm
Could I request a photo without sunglasses - they could be hiding a third eye or something.
Fussy!  ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: St Hubbins on April 17, 2009, 05:50:39 pm
She just looks ill there.

Is that the street 'Ill' or hospital Ill? Like how something is 'sick' which means good?

I think she is street 'ill', i'd smoke her droppings
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: jern on April 17, 2009, 08:25:21 pm
Is that the street 'Ill' or hospital Ill? Like how something is 'sick' which means good?

Yeah, I did think of qualifying that. For the record I meant 'hospital'
I think she is street 'ill', i'd smoke her droppings

 ??? What...literally, or this more 'street' stuff that I have no knowledge of?

Smoke? Droppings? Jesus Christ - these crazy kids.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: BB on April 17, 2009, 08:26:52 pm
I think she is street 'ill', i'd smoke her droppings

word homes.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Will Hunt on April 17, 2009, 08:32:34 pm
Jern you must be illin. That girl is sweet as sugar.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: St Hubbins on April 17, 2009, 09:51:43 pm
I think she is street 'ill', i'd smoke her droppings

 ??? What...literally, or this more 'street' stuff that I have no knowledge of?


It was a figure of speech, but interestingly if i wasn't a marrried and back in my single party days what would i do?

If she crapped on the floor and said "smoke some of that and you can take me home!" i would give her a queer look and walk away.
If she was laying there, freshly showered, with a tiny bit in a joint i'd toss a coin. I've never puked with a boner so i'd experience that after/during too.

ps thats only with her in the sushicorp.cpm picture as she looks like a suggestable art student in that pic
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: mrjonathanr on April 17, 2009, 09:52:05 pm
It's Dave Lee Roth:
(http://i41.tinypic.com/2ln92jn.jpg)

[

http://groovyvic.mu.nu/archives/images/VH108-b.jpg (http://groovyvic.mu.nu/archives/images/VH108-b.jpg)
It's the lovely Amanda Berezowski.

Are we sure we're on the right thread?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on April 18, 2009, 08:15:15 am
What the fuck's happened with the quoting on that post?!

Oh and *preemptive strike v lagers* why have you posted a link to a picture of me?  :-\
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: route149 on April 18, 2009, 10:08:16 am
If the comments are good then I'll point this thread out to her.

(http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs005.snc1/2817_735620984469_197811675_44748851_2612139_n.jpg)


Tell her that even a cute-looking girl should to always protect an abseil with a French prusik.  The list of the great and good who got in trouble by not doing so is just too long....

Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: butters on April 18, 2009, 10:40:53 am
What the fuck's happened with the quoting on that post?!

Oh and *preemptive strike v lagers* why have you posted a link to a picture of me?  :-\

It failed on a taste basis!

bluebrad
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: andy_e on April 18, 2009, 01:14:57 pm
Will, stop pimping out LUUMC members...
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Control freak on April 23, 2009, 07:22:48 am
Im sorry but Ive had to post here purely for the purpose of getting this thread back on page one. We seem to be going thorugh a dry spell  ???
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: fatboySlimfast on April 23, 2009, 08:46:25 am
Quote
Tell her that even a cute-looking girl should to always protect an abseil with a French prusik.  The list of the great and good who got in trouble by not doing so is just too long....
DFBWGC very own health and safety officer
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: jern on April 23, 2009, 01:47:48 pm
More birdage:

(http://www.rockclimbing.com/images/photos/assets/1/413421-largest_balaz_el_chorro.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: route149 on April 23, 2009, 02:02:41 pm
DFBWGC very own health and safety officer

It's an honour. Anything to protect mah biyatches.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on April 23, 2009, 02:07:00 pm
You don't want the fit ones dying after all.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Danger on April 23, 2009, 02:49:02 pm
Quote from: route149
Beautiful ladies in danger,
Danger all round the world
I will protect them
Because I'm route149
Beautiful ladies in emergency situations
Beautiful ladies are lovely
But sometimes they don't take care
They're too busy with their make-up
Or combing their lovely hair
To take basic safety precautions
I will protect them
I will save the pretty ones
With their smiles and their sparkling eyes
But let the ugly ones die
I have no place for them
In my new world order
I won't waste my seed on hideous trolls
Kill kill kill kill kill the trolls!
Hunt them down, there shall be no clemency!
Kill kill kill kill kill the trolls!
Look under the bridges,
That's where they hide
That's where they hide
And beauty... shall be... my... bride.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Danger on April 23, 2009, 03:04:39 pm
(http://www.rockclimbing.com/images/photos/assets/1/171011-largest_35765.jpg)
(http://www.rockclimbing.com/images/photos/assets/1/3111-largest_79562.jpg)
(http://www.rockclimbing.com/images/photos/assets/7/297077-largest_tam2.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: robertostallioni on April 23, 2009, 03:10:28 pm
Good work on the top one, but that bottom pic looks like Mono's been at it with Dense's head again
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on April 23, 2009, 03:33:21 pm
Mono's been at it with Dense's head again

That's no surprise.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: route149 on April 23, 2009, 08:01:05 pm
(http://www.rockclimbing.com/images/photos/assets/1/171011-largest_35765.jpg)

Can I just say from a safety point of view, that precious honey's gonna go for a risky side swing if she takes a whipper. She should always carry a helmet, even if she doesn't use it.

Yeah. None of my biyatches gonna get hurt on my watch.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: fatboySlimfast on April 24, 2009, 09:01:10 am
Quote
She should always carry a helmet
must resist obvious joke.............
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: route149 on April 24, 2009, 09:04:08 am
must resist obvious joke.............

...Even if she doesn't carry a helmet, she should learn how to use one correctly?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Danger on April 24, 2009, 09:47:54 am
Can I just say from a safety point of view, that precious honey's gonna go for a risky side swing if she takes a whipper. She should always carry a helmet, even if she doesn't use it.

Yeah. None of my biyatches gonna get hurt on my watch.

With a bit of dynamic belaying she should be alright. Anyway I am pretty sure, from the other photos in the sequence, that she is a munter, but the camera angle is pretty 'flattering'.

MORE
(http://imagecache01a.allposters.com/images/pic/NGSPOD/113399-FB~A-woman-climbing-in-Moab-Utah-Posters.jpg)
(http://imagecache01a.allposters.com/images/pic/FIP/OL-00016-C~Early-Rock-Climbing-Posters.jpg)
(http://www.deadpointmag.com/images/uploads/scs/a25.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tomtom on April 24, 2009, 10:28:23 am

(http://imagecache01a.allposters.com/images/pic/FIP/OL-00016-C~Early-Rock-Climbing-Posters.jpg)


That might be a bit retro - but she is adopting the classic pr0n/glamour pose of the one leg raised glance over the shoulder 'come and get me' style...

Impressive technique for the year  :whistle:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: saintlade on April 24, 2009, 10:28:49 am
Damn, that is a hella bright watch light the bearded fellow is rocking.

(http://www.deadpointmag.com/images/uploads/scs/a25.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: jfw on April 24, 2009, 10:30:37 am
shirley w.g.grace should be spotting in the second picture not the third  :-\
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Scraggadoo on April 24, 2009, 07:54:10 pm
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3055/2938381783_5c12e344b9_o.jpg)

I make no apology for nicking this from a fellow ukb-er, this was stuck in the wrong place!!  (unless it has already been put in here...) 

Nevertheless,   :o she is HOT.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tomtom on April 24, 2009, 08:05:03 pm
its a repeat.. but worth another squint  ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Scraggadoo on April 24, 2009, 08:26:46 pm
Aaaaaaaah bollocks.  Too true though Tomtom, worth another squint!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: RopeBoy on April 26, 2009, 10:06:25 pm
This popped up on UKC

http://www.ukclimbing.com/images/dbpage.html?id=114134 (http://www.ukclimbing.com/images/dbpage.html?id=114134)

J :-)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: andy_e on April 26, 2009, 10:08:32 pm
photoshop hall of shame?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Mr Cat on April 26, 2009, 10:46:09 pm
who cares, she's a stunner!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Durbs on April 27, 2009, 11:53:27 am
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3055/2938381783_5c12e344b9_o.jpg)

I make no apology for nicking this from a fellow ukb-er, this was stuck in the wrong place!!  (unless it has already been put in here...)  

Nevertheless,   :o she is HOT.

I believe on the original postings it was discovered she's about 14...
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Scraggadoo on April 27, 2009, 12:08:59 pm
If that is the case then... :jaw: :spank:

Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: magpie on April 27, 2009, 12:19:06 pm
It was a while ago though, so she could be pushing legal by now.   :-\
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Stubbs on April 27, 2009, 12:35:39 pm
This popped up on UKC

http://www.ukclimbing.com/images/dbpage.html?id=114134 (http://www.ukclimbing.com/images/dbpage.html?id=114134)

J :-)

I wonder how many offers of 'partners' she's had through her UKC account already...
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: hairich on April 27, 2009, 01:57:58 pm
if thats who i think.she is a toni and guy model lives in sheff and i do her hair.she is also doing a phd.the full package you might say
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Drew on April 27, 2009, 07:03:05 pm
if thats who i think.she is a toni and guy model lives in sheff and i do her hair.she is also doing a phd.the full package you might say

Ahhh, of course. It's J-lo, in George's flat innit?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Oli on April 27, 2009, 10:37:35 pm
in George's flat

Mansion more like!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Houdini on April 27, 2009, 10:47:39 pm
If it's thatched ...
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: andy_e on April 27, 2009, 11:10:38 pm
If it's thatched ...

...get it dispatched?
Similar to "if there's grass on the wicket..."?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: GCW on April 27, 2009, 11:13:59 pm
if there's grass on the wicket...

...mow that thicket.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on April 28, 2009, 10:29:06 am
Inspired by Keith's blog post about the impressive climbing of Nina Caprez I decided to do a bit of stalking research........

(http://i40.tinypic.com/34s07zc.jpg)

(http://i40.tinypic.com/1zqpj6s.jpg)

(http://i40.tinypic.com/33f55s5.jpg)

(http://i41.tinypic.com/5tvqf4.jpg)

(http://i40.tinypic.com/2emmo8z.jpg)

(http://i40.tinypic.com/nqwaic.jpg)

(http://i44.tinypic.com/2cwke8x.jpg)

(http://i42.tinypic.com/2n8zgd4.jpg)

(http://i42.tinypic.com/2wm477p.jpg)

.....conclusion. Fit, climbs 8b+ and 7C+, likes to party......why has she not made an appearance here before?!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: john horscroft on April 28, 2009, 10:33:44 am
....because it took someone with dedication to the cause to do the necessary research dear boy.......

jh
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Fultonius on April 28, 2009, 10:48:31 am
Not convinced she's that hot to be honest.  :-\

That highball sanstone problem on the other hand WOW - looks amazing, where is it?  :guilty:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on April 28, 2009, 10:55:06 am
There really is no pleasing some people.  :thumbsdown:

From 8a.nu the problem is:

"Demie Lune, Highball 7B+, Tuzgle Argentina"
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: north_country_boy on April 28, 2009, 10:57:37 am
I would.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on April 28, 2009, 11:01:28 am
I would.

I'm sure Fultonius would as well, seems to suffer the same affliction as Will. A bit too fussy about his hypothetical .....
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: magpie on April 28, 2009, 11:12:03 am
I dunno boys, I might be with Fultonius here, I'm not convinced she's all that pretty.  She's got a cracking body, for sure, but I don't think she's all that special, facially.

I feel bad now; I'm probably just jealous cause I wish my back was that toned and lick-able  :'(
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Mr Cat on April 28, 2009, 11:20:24 am
I dunno boys, I might be with Fultonius here, I'm not convinced she's all that pretty.  She's got a cracking body, for sure, but I don't think she's all that special, facially.

I feel bad now; I'm probably just jealous cause I wish my back was that toned and lick-able  :'(

let us be the judge of that...some pics would be nice...  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: magpie on April 28, 2009, 11:24:23 am
 :spank:

If ever I find a photo where I look anything close to a dead fit climbing burd you can be sure I'll let you all see it, don't be holding your breath though, I tend to trend more towards the gurn thread in climbing photos, as previous evidence has shown.  ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Fultonius on April 28, 2009, 11:26:59 am
I would.

I'm sure Fultonius would as well, seems to suffer the same affliction as Will. A bit too fussy about his hypothetical .....

It's just that first picture - not doing her any favours. If it wasn't there, maybe I'd consider a :hug: :beer2: :shag:  :-\
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: slackline on April 28, 2009, 11:37:34 am
If ever I find a photo where I look anything close to a dead fit climbing burd you can be sure I'll let you all see it, don't be holding your breath though, I tend to trend more towards the gurn thread in climbing photos, as previous evidence has shown.  ;)

 :whistle:
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3294/2957300507_47e71fdbd3.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/52787528@N00/2957300507/)
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/78/202847489_77ef187fc0.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/52787528@N00/202847489/)
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3172/2592699342_c95a393dd4.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/52787528@N00/2592699342/)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on April 28, 2009, 11:43:58 am
I bet you could up your grade astonishingly if you didn't insist on climbing in football boots.  :-\
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: abarro81 on April 28, 2009, 11:49:12 am
One of my mates saw Nina do an 8b at santa linya. Apparantly he spent the next 2 days walking around deeply in love with her, managing only to say 'that girl climbed 8b AND she's hot'.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Drew on April 28, 2009, 12:11:21 pm
I'm sorry, but I'm just reminded of Jade Goody. Nice body, but piggy little face.







EDIT: Not that Jade had a nice body, just that Nina's face reminds me of Jade's
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on April 28, 2009, 12:16:47 pm
(http://i40.tinypic.com/34s07zc.jpg)

(http://i41.tinypic.com/11vsml4.jpg)

Yeah I see what you mean............. :shrug:  :rtfm:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Will Hunt on April 28, 2009, 12:29:43 pm
I hear you Fultonius. I know what you're getting at but I still would. Till it fell off.

Anyone not watching The Inbetweeners needs to investigate 4od catch up.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tomtom on April 28, 2009, 12:41:12 pm
I hear you Fultonius. I know what you're getting at but I still would. Till it fell off.
(http://i41.tinypic.com/11vsml4.jpg)
I think you need to clarify who you were talking about here Will...   ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Mr Cat on April 28, 2009, 01:23:46 pm
If ever I find a photo where I look anything close to a dead fit climbing burd you can be sure I'll let you all see it, don't be holding your breath though, I tend to trend more towards the gurn thread in climbing photos, as previous evidence has shown.  ;)

 :whistle:
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3294/2957300507_47e71fdbd3.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/52787528@N00/2957300507/)
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/78/202847489_77ef187fc0.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/52787528@N00/202847489/)
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3172/2592699342_c95a393dd4.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/52787528@N00/2592699342/)

yes, very lickable... :)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: namnok on April 28, 2009, 01:36:57 pm
I hear you Fultonius. I know what you're getting at but I still would. Till it fell off.

Anyone not watching The Inbetweeners needs to investigate 4od catch up.

caught the last episode on 4od last night...best one ever....."bus-wankers!"
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: robertostallioni on April 28, 2009, 11:37:38 pm
Rochelle, Mollie and Una(the 3 on the left) from "Girl band" the Saturdays will be taking time out from their busy schedule which involves many tour dates and guest appearances on TV chat shows and the like to go bouldering* at either the Leeds Wall or The Depot on Tuesday May 12th, subject to a couple of proviso's**
(http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00514/SNF24BIZG1-684_514923a.jpg)
*or leading
**namely i)I can contact their tour manager before the given date.
              ii)they respond in the affirmative to one of my daily emails.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on April 29, 2009, 09:23:53 am
(http://i41.tinypic.com/2ymau03.gif)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on April 29, 2009, 09:25:50 am
Have we had this one before........

(http://i39.tinypic.com/30svbbp.jpg)

........? Nice anyway, and the route is 8c.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Mr Cat on April 29, 2009, 09:52:51 am
Have we had this one before........

(http://i39.tinypic.com/30svbbp.jpg)

........? Nice anyway, and the route is 8c.

I don't think I have... :D
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on April 29, 2009, 10:35:31 am
Have we had this one before........


http://ukbouldering.com/board/index.php/topic,10790.msg190114.html#msg190114 (http://ukbouldering.com/board/index.php/topic,10790.msg190114.html#msg190114)

 :whistle:


and was commented on by some picky twunt  :shrug:
The 1st two bother me more....
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on April 29, 2009, 10:37:10 am
Ah, thought she was slightly familiar.  :-[
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on April 29, 2009, 10:39:43 am
Not like you to forget a hard route
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Fiend on April 29, 2009, 02:01:43 pm
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3294/2957300507_47e71fdbd3.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/52787528@N00/2957300507/)
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/78/202847489_77ef187fc0.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/52787528@N00/202847489/)
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3172/2592699342_c95a393dd4.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/52787528@N00/2592699342/)
Long overdue shurely  ::) :whistle: :lol:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on April 29, 2009, 05:19:14 pm
Forget this post. Was trying to link a photo and then decided against it!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Oli on April 29, 2009, 05:27:33 pm
Go on Jasper... be brave!
Controversy's the way forward. Perhaps.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: magpie on April 29, 2009, 05:28:27 pm
I saw her, and trust me, even Will would.  :-*
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on April 29, 2009, 05:30:11 pm
Yeah then I saw another pic of her from a different angle and realised she was about 13!  :o

You'll have to make do with this instead........

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3212/3141416625_46c3dcb5e4.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/23732041@N07/3141416625/)

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3112/3141416551_c326bd5cb2.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/23732041@N07/3141416551/)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Drew on April 29, 2009, 08:17:39 pm
I seem to think the first photo has been on before

(http://www.rockclimbing.com/images/photos/assets/0/305990-largest_smile.jpg)

(http://www.rockclimbing.com/images/photos/assets/0/305970-largest_Lizebeth.jpg)

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2054/2134635684_e75be19ee5_b.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/14114878@N00/2134635684/in/photostream/)

Laura Griffiths mmmmm
(http://www.susanica.com/photos/50298022746eb977d8938d_f.jpg)
(http://www.susanica.com/photos/61442426846549c5c2b648_f.jpg)
(http://www.susanica.com/photos/130025467046f00e2c2c097_f.jpg)
 (http://www.susanica.com/)

Plus there's a few more here (http://highballclimbing.com/picture%20galery/chiksonrock/index.html) (especially Rajna Grigorova, Paolina Mineva, and Jar Jar Musat), but I can't link from them.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: robertostallioni on April 29, 2009, 08:28:48 pm
Brave Clarice. You will let me know when those lambs stop screaming, won't you?

(http://www.susanica.com/photos/61442426846549c5c2b648_f.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: GCW on April 29, 2009, 08:34:50 pm
Forgot to wear your glasses again, el Stallion?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: magpie on April 29, 2009, 09:05:17 pm
This thread has a whiff of deja vu about it.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Serpico on April 29, 2009, 09:30:54 pm
Forgot to wear your glasses again, el Stallion?

http://ukbouldering.com/board/index.php/topic,2309.msg153486.html#msg153486 (http://ukbouldering.com/board/index.php/topic,2309.msg153486.html#msg153486)

Can you guess who was in the missing pic?

Like Ms. Pie says - deja vu.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: GCW on April 29, 2009, 09:32:42 pm
Looks like you need your eyes testing too, Mr D.   :P
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Houdini on April 29, 2009, 09:53:15 pm
Release the hounds, Smithers.

(http://www.moviestuffandmore.com/images/soundboards/mr%20burns.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Serpico on April 29, 2009, 09:59:15 pm
Looks like you need your eyes testing too, Mr D.   :P

Are you sure? Checkout her spotter:

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3555/3486374943_dc2a62b393.jpg?v=0)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on April 30, 2009, 08:35:27 am
REPOST ALERT!!!

We need to find some new material.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Mr Cat on April 30, 2009, 09:54:39 am
I think it's impossible to get enough of Laura Griffiths...  :hug:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: jern on April 30, 2009, 10:09:01 am
(http://www.rockclimbing.com/images/photos/assets/0/305970-largest_Lizebeth.jpg)

Yeah, pretty fit, but she wears socks and rock shoes goddamit!  :spank:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: dave on April 30, 2009, 10:22:33 am
interesting there how the photographer chose to focus on her tits rather than her face. always a bit of a giveaway.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: namnok on April 30, 2009, 10:38:23 am
(http://www.sharpendbooks.com/cals/2008/04Image_March.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: namnok on April 30, 2009, 10:50:42 am
(http://pro.corbis.com/images/42-20114203.jpg?size=67&uid={E1CA4C41-5413-4A54-9288-10C3B8FEE2FB})
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Will Hunt on April 30, 2009, 11:37:28 am
(http://www.sharpendbooks.com/cals/2008/04Image_March.jpg)

Route should not look fitter than the girl.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: slackline on April 30, 2009, 11:44:21 am
Route should not look fitter than the girl.

I'm not sure what's more worrying, the insinuation that you stick your cock in rock, or that you have no idea what a fit bird looks like (just look at her rack  :) ).

Either way, I feel sorry for your girlfriend.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tomtom on April 30, 2009, 06:04:43 pm
interesting there how the photographer chose to focus on her tits rather than her face. always a bit of a giveaway.
Its an option on the latest nipons nikons...
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Durbs on May 07, 2009, 11:34:24 am
Can't display it but:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/akorn/3362859334/ (http://www.flickr.com/photos/akorn/3362859334/)

Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: slackline on May 07, 2009, 11:40:29 am
Can't display it but:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/akorn/3362859334/ (http://www.flickr.com/photos/akorn/3362859334/)



What you need is to read this (http://www.ukbouldering.com/wiki/index.php/HowTo_Embed_Pictures_to_UKBouldering) with particular reference to the last item  ;)

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3539/3362859334_d3f4dc2682.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/akorn/3362859334/)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: inn wislon on May 07, 2009, 11:20:43 pm
here's some more low quality additions....they should fit right in......



(http://www.nicros.com/archive/images/emily_HORSTphoto.jpg)

(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/1155847731_7204.jpg)

(http://deadpointmag.com/images/uploads/scs/scs001.JPG)

(http://www.davidalbeck.com/photos/bouldering_comp/i32.jpg)

(http://www.davidalbeck.com/photos/bouldering_comp/i45.jpg)

(http://www.davidalbeck.com/photos/2009/heart_of_steel/i32.jpg)


Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Drew on May 08, 2009, 12:05:10 am
here's some more low quality additions....they should fit right in......
(http://deadpointmag.com/images/uploads/scs/scs001.JPG)

I recognise this one. Didn't we decide she was underage?


(http://www.deadpointmag.com/images/uploads/scs/ne5.jpg)
(http://www.deadpointmag.com/images/uploads/scs/ne6.jpg) (http://www.deadpointmag.com/news/94-the-2009-mammut-bouldering-championships--big-bad-and-back.php)

(http://community.deadpointmag.com/file/pic/gallery/271_view.jpg)
 (http://community.deadpointmag.com/gallery/view/id_271/field_time/title_Taping-up-before-the-Pulldown/)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Durbs on May 08, 2009, 09:43:11 am
Hang on, hang on.

DFB pt. 3 is meant to be high quality.

The above 2 posts...i dunno...
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: north_country_boy on May 10, 2009, 06:19:15 pm
(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/24509_633771580033772500.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: GCW on May 10, 2009, 06:27:59 pm
Just makes me think of Coneheads  :lol:

(http://www.zenbutoh.com/charactergallery/images/Conehead.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Blunk on May 12, 2009, 04:00:55 am
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3573/3508226050_0997fe705d_b.jpg)

Too many clothes to be a quality addition, but she is pretty.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Probes on May 12, 2009, 12:28:00 pm
Having been a dedicated DFBWGC watcher now for.. well.. so long that the slight disfigurement i see through the corner of my right eye is a worthy reward, Ive decided to give a little back. So for the next 2 weeks I will post on a daily basis.. DFBWGCRC.... (retro gold). I hope you'll all enjoy, and have a little something extra to look forward to.   ;D:great: :wave:

Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Probes on May 12, 2009, 03:03:25 pm
bollox ill get this thing 2 work eventually
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: slackline on May 12, 2009, 03:25:21 pm
bollox ill get this thing 2 work eventually

Try reading this (http://ukbouldering.com/wiki/index.php/HowTo_Embed_Pictures_to_UKBouldering)  ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Probes on May 12, 2009, 03:49:21 pm
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3299/3524940071_26f224470b.jpg)

rock on cheers.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Falling Down on May 12, 2009, 03:55:32 pm
Too many clothes to be a quality addition, but she is pretty.

 :agree:

Taste obviously comes with age. A much better edition than all these teenage muscle bound mutants...

Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Probes on May 12, 2009, 04:15:24 pm
Probes's Retro DFBWGC Day 1...
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3637/3525002277_db483ca923.jpg)

Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: magpie on May 12, 2009, 04:21:32 pm
I like how her quickdraws match her eyes  :-*
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on May 13, 2009, 08:24:51 am
That's why it's good to have you around magpie. No-one else would notice that.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Probes on May 13, 2009, 10:04:05 am
Probes's Retro DFBWGC Day 2...

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2144/3528085890_3ebd4ed278.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: slackline on May 13, 2009, 01:22:19 pm
Isn't that the same DFBWGC as Day 1?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Houdini on May 13, 2009, 01:45:47 pm
Butch Gorgon  :thumbsdown:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Will Hunt on May 13, 2009, 02:07:55 pm
Isn't that the same DFBWGC as Day 1?

That may be but the man knows how to earn his wad points.

Butch Gorgon  :thumbsdown:
:rtfm: :spank:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Probes on May 13, 2009, 02:33:45 pm
Isn't that the same DFBWGC as Day 1?

 :shrug: and...

 ;D
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: slackline on May 13, 2009, 03:18:44 pm
Isn't that the same DFBWGC as Day 1?

That may be but the man knows how to earn his wad points.


Yes, but its the subtle difference between the singular (bird) and the plural (birds) that is my concern here.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Probes on May 13, 2009, 03:26:26 pm
Ah that is a good point. No need for such concern tho. Birds it is.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Probes on May 14, 2009, 10:23:22 am
Probes's Retro DFBWGC Day 3...
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2306/3530815912_907c6e9311.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Clart on May 14, 2009, 11:12:19 am

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3195/2510847620_2ea5b6241f.jpg?v=0)
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3110/2510016101_1229606fff.jpg?v=0)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Will Hunt on May 14, 2009, 12:43:31 pm
When is she going to phone home?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: magpie on May 14, 2009, 01:02:10 pm
She's got a lovely face but the ginormo-hands are freaking me out a bit.  ???
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on May 14, 2009, 01:55:18 pm
Suspect just lens, unless she is stick thin and about 7 ft tall.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Drewski Rootbitch on May 14, 2009, 02:45:05 pm
Do you like your girls with little hands Will?
Do big hands (holding a small thing) make it look even smaller?
D
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Will Hunt on May 14, 2009, 02:48:36 pm
I've tried shaving but there's only so much you can polish a turd  :boohoo:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on May 14, 2009, 03:00:06 pm
And I am sure you have "polished" it a bit.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Durbs on May 14, 2009, 03:01:16 pm
Thirza Carpenter - 25, canadian and hot.
(http://www.vueweekly.com/uploads/go-gameface2.jpg)

Normal size hands here too.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tomtom on May 14, 2009, 05:58:34 pm
Thirza Carpenter - 25, canadian and hot.
(http://www.vueweekly.com/uploads/go-gameface2.jpg)

Normal size hands here too.
Until you realise the chalkbag is a normal size one not a bouldering bucket and she's really a pixie!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: route149 on May 14, 2009, 09:39:17 pm
Suspect just lens, unless she is stick thin and about 7 ft tall.

I am holding a 14 mm lens up to my pelvic area and getting very good results.

Da wide angle enLARGE
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on May 14, 2009, 11:29:26 pm
Remember those old Sportivas?
(http://www.fuorivia.com/forum/files/cal_852.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tomtom on May 14, 2009, 11:40:04 pm
Remember those old Sportivas?
Very supportive I hear...
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on May 15, 2009, 08:23:30 am
Katanas? And who's looking at shoes?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tomtom on May 15, 2009, 08:46:59 am
Katanas? And who's looking at shoes?
Personally I was referring to looking at her knockers..  :)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Fiend on May 15, 2009, 08:53:03 am
Very good Lagers, that one ticks all the boxes :)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: magpie on May 15, 2009, 08:53:18 am
First sign of a thrutchy move and she'll be right out that bra.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on May 15, 2009, 09:40:03 am
Shame there are no more pics in the sequence then.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Adam Lincoln on May 15, 2009, 10:26:35 am
Shame there are no more pics in the sequence then.

 :agree:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: route149 on May 15, 2009, 04:15:41 pm
First sign of a thrutchy move and she'll be right out that bra.

Chafing worries might hold her back from getting too thrutchy, no?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Obi-Wan is lost... on May 15, 2009, 07:48:57 pm
Doesn't look like she needs to stretch that pair much.  :-[
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on May 15, 2009, 11:02:30 pm
It warms my heart to see this thread still going strong.

Thought I'd post this again

(http://ksp.pzs.si/images/gallery/1024x768/perlova01.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on May 16, 2009, 07:24:02 am
Lovely. Like two eggs wrapped in a hankie.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: adam p on May 16, 2009, 09:18:04 am
here's some from melloblocco last weekend....

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2246/3534836197_d71b4495d7_o.jpg)

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2184/3532223586_0ff6150393.jpg)

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3314/3532226368_01a86f6d0f_b.jpg)

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3395/3532238028_77d4cdda13_b.jpg)

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2081/3532238324_aeba3956ca_b.jpg)

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3538/3532240172_e913b56789.jpg?v=0)

[img]http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2456/3532240906_b8a41a7dda.jpg?v=0[/img



Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: clm on May 16, 2009, 06:20:18 pm
Change your login name to voyeur you perv! :great:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: clm on May 16, 2009, 06:22:02 pm
ps.  bagsy the bottom on the right :wank:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tomtom on May 16, 2009, 07:21:48 pm
It warms my heart to see this thread still going strong.
(http://ksp.pzs.si/images/gallery/1024x768/perlova01.jpg)

Looking at her feet (honest) - could this be a boot stretching technique Maggie?
 ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: galpinos on May 16, 2009, 07:37:38 pm
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3133/3102843434_567b4c616b.jpg?v=0)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: inn wislon on May 16, 2009, 07:51:50 pm
here's some from melloblocco last weekend....



I was wondering how long you'd be able to control yourself before going public.....

......and how much longer before those rather sexy reclining shots of monkeyman surface on DFBWGC.......
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Drew on May 16, 2009, 08:01:34 pm
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3133/3102843434_567b4c616b.jpg?v=0)

Stefania De Grandi. I love that librarian look (or is it secretarial?). Mmmmmmmmmmmm

I also love the strong look:

(http://www.rockclimbing.com/images/photos/assets/0/106000-work-54358.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: route149 on May 16, 2009, 10:06:43 pm
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3133/3102843434_567b4c616b.jpg?v=0)

I love that librarian look (or is it secretarial?). Mmmmmmmmmmmm


That is a Pr0n librarian look, if ever I saw one.   

Or should that be a climbing, Pr0n librarian.  Don't forget to renew your books now, or she'll be after you.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: DaveC on May 16, 2009, 11:33:42 pm

(http://www.rockclimbing.com/images/photos/assets/0/106000-work-54358.jpg)

Shit, isn't that Xena, Warrior Princess lurking in the background?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: clm on May 17, 2009, 08:27:30 am
with her mate freddie mercury and a midget sitting on her shoulder.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on May 17, 2009, 11:45:43 am

Shit, isn't that Xena, Warrior Princess lurking in the background?


I think Giovanna Pozzoli could take on Xena any day

(http://www.fuorivia.com/forum/files/pozzoli_nodo_909.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: St Hubbins on May 17, 2009, 12:28:51 pm

I think Giovanna Pozzoli could take on Xena any day

(http://www.fuorivia.com/forum/files/pozzoli_nodo_909.jpg)

...and then penetrate her, hard
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Percy B on May 17, 2009, 07:05:32 pm
....until you meet her in the flesh and realise that she's knocking on for 50, and has more wrinkles than my scrot

Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: robertostallioni on May 17, 2009, 07:11:01 pm
she's knocking on for 50, and has more wrinkles than my scrot



Are they all roughly in the right place?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Percy B on May 17, 2009, 07:27:04 pm
I can't vouch for her, but as far as I'm concerned all mine are correctly positioned.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Probes on May 18, 2009, 10:38:37 am
Probes's Retro DFBWGC Day 4...

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2256/3542221236_dd66492f5c.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: neil h on May 18, 2009, 10:06:11 pm
need i say more  ;D

http://www.vimeo.com/4665017 (http://www.vimeo.com/4665017)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tomtom on May 18, 2009, 10:14:00 pm
need i say more  ;D
Well, Roberta's nice.. but my DFBWGC barometer is whether or not I find the rock/crag/route more interesting than the boid.. in this case its rock 3, DFBWGC 1.....

though liked the vid ...  :)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on May 19, 2009, 08:34:05 am
It's meant to be verticalcarnival if you want to see more. Rock in other vid looks amazing, pity there is a lot of talking and wanky scenery.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Probes on May 19, 2009, 10:18:55 am
Probes's Retro DFBWGC Day 5... nice!

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3324/3544779887_5ca8a0663f.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: GraemeA on May 19, 2009, 11:36:49 am
Can somebody get Birdbot cranked up to find out who this is

(http://www.8a.nu/images/firstPageImages/270_Hueco1_(14_of_27)_@Gustavo_Moser.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: slackline on May 19, 2009, 11:43:08 am
Can somebody get Birdbot cranked up to find out who this is

(http://www.8a.nu/images/firstPageImages/270_Hueco1_(14_of_27)_@Gustavo_Moser.jpg)

According to the caption on 8a.nuff-said (http://www.8a.nu/gallery/Image.aspx?ImageId=54316) its a picture taken by Gustavo Moser of Dingo Griswald on The Fin (V4, Hueco)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: GraemeA on May 19, 2009, 11:55:41 am
I knew that but I would have thought the combined stalking powers of UKB would be able to find out who she is and of course find more piccies of her
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on May 19, 2009, 12:02:06 pm
I dont' believe her name is Dingo Griswald slackers.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on May 19, 2009, 12:09:41 pm
I dearly hope it is.

Daughter of Clark Griswold

(http://www.hotelinteractive.com/images/012605/national_lampoon.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on May 19, 2009, 06:43:30 pm
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h263/MagicalSea3/20090407_Squamish_113.jpg)

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h263/MagicalSea3/20090407_Squamish_114.jpg)

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h263/MagicalSea3/20090408_Squamish_0024.jpg)

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h263/MagicalSea3/M0033652.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tomtom on May 19, 2009, 07:17:11 pm
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h263/MagicalSea3/20090407_Squamish_113.jpg)
Good arrows Lagers  - but she looks a bit young....  :shrug:
DId you have the min age filter in operation on the  "the DFBWGC search engine formerly known as birdbot(tm)" ?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Drew on May 19, 2009, 07:30:45 pm
I like Vanessa Compton

She's been on before, but deserves a re-post.

(http://pimpinandcrimpin.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/vanessa.jpg)
(http://www.climbing.com/photo/image/abs7nationals/ABS081RL.jpg)
(http://www.climbing.com/community/events/spothighballcomp-10.jpg)
(http://www.climbing.com/photo/image/SpotGym-highballcomp09/spothighballcomp-11.jpg)

linked
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3550/3512832131_020f4060fa_o.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/ctreadway/3512832131/)
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3309/3512832085_085cdf9405_o.jpg)
(http://pimpinandcrimpin.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/v1.jpg)
(dirty girl)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Drew on May 19, 2009, 07:52:48 pm
Alyrene (Ally) Dorey

(http://www.climbing.com/photo/image/abs7nationals/ABS098RL.jpg)
(http://www.fanaticalfilms.com/athlete_Ally.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: GraemeA on May 19, 2009, 07:53:15 pm
Straight outta Compton takes on a new meaning
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Percy B on May 19, 2009, 07:55:51 pm
I think you mean Straight into Compton, Graeme....
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Drew on May 19, 2009, 07:57:40 pm
I think you mean Straight into Compton, Graeme....

God yes  :shag:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: GraemeA on May 19, 2009, 08:07:27 pm
Outta infers that one has already been in  ;D
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Percy B on May 19, 2009, 08:26:43 pm
Well, you've ruined it for me with that thought....
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: chillax on May 19, 2009, 08:44:27 pm
Dorothea Karalus

(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/3569_633277012233906250.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: chillax on May 19, 2009, 08:56:15 pm
(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/18925_633306929273906250.jpg)

(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/19436_633688615042425000.jpg)

(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/23023_633560745111826250.jpg)

Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on May 20, 2009, 09:19:50 am
Lots of reposts there boys. VC's always worth another look though. Even if just to prove once more how wrong Will was.  :lol:

From the link SA Chris posted.......

(http://i39.tinypic.com/fk5w5f.jpg)

(http://i42.tinypic.com/sbtr36.jpg)

(http://i39.tinypic.com/2n850sl.jpg)

(http://i41.tinypic.com/8wb76a.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on May 20, 2009, 09:34:42 am
Ta loon.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: namnok on May 20, 2009, 09:37:47 am
graemeA/Percy B:

are you two ukb'ing each other from oppposite ends of the works? ;D
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: GraemeA on May 20, 2009, 10:13:02 am
No, we tell Bri what to write and then he gets one of the staff to type it in
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Drew on May 20, 2009, 03:36:58 pm
Anna Stoehr is def a DFBWGC (especially when she has cake!!!)

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_7ttOwszzp8U/SVVEz7Wzf5I/AAAAAAAAA-0/C1UTCr8DSwQ/s1600/Anna%2BStoehr%2B04.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Danger on May 20, 2009, 08:51:40 pm
(http://forums.climbing.com/photopost/data/600/n511961154_1386544_9224.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tomtom on May 20, 2009, 10:10:49 pm
http://forums.climbing.com/photopost/data/600/n511961154_1386544_9224.jpg (http://forums.climbing.com/photopost/data/600/n511961154_1386544_9224.jpg)
Excellent post.. back on topic with a top picture  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: St Hubbins on May 21, 2009, 08:07:07 am
(http://forums.climbing.com/photopost/data/600/n511961154_1386544_9224.jpg)

She definatly wouldn't have an angry inch when you pulled her pants down!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: RASTATA on May 25, 2009, 12:20:40 pm
(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/24234_633787311244351250.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on May 25, 2009, 03:02:11 pm
^ Wouldn't want to carry a rack of those 'draws.

(http://www.gearforgirls.co.uk/UserFiles/Image/In%20Fill%20Pages/climbing9b_480.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: andy_e on May 25, 2009, 03:06:39 pm
^ Would want to carry her rack! those are top draw.

Fixed
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on May 25, 2009, 03:17:57 pm
No kidding. Thanks for that andi, I hadn't figured it out.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Will Hunt on May 25, 2009, 04:31:00 pm
(http://www.public.iastate.edu/~teddo/orly.png)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: andy_e on May 25, 2009, 05:59:28 pm
(http://imgsrv.kmbz.com/image/kmbz/UserFiles/Image/Brian%5C%27s%20Pics/captain_obvious.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on May 28, 2009, 03:40:23 pm
(http://www.katharina-saurwein.com/fotos/fotos/Cochamo/cochamo_web-7442.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: marty on May 28, 2009, 08:37:44 pm
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3595/3544918503_0176fbf152_m.jpg)

Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Will Hunt on May 28, 2009, 08:39:50 pm
 :off:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: marty on May 28, 2009, 08:41:51 pm
Jealous?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tomtom on May 28, 2009, 11:18:09 pm
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3595/3544918503_0176fbf152_m.jpg)

Scary  :o
However, dragging this thread back to some smut - is that some camels toeage going on there?

Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Durbs on May 29, 2009, 11:42:02 am
I'm sorry - but I thought DFB part III was meant to be high-quality, unquestionable birds only - these last few pages have really let the side down...

Re-posts, muscular freaks and bizarre 80s throwbacks surely don't belong here.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: slackline on May 29, 2009, 11:43:09 am
I'm sorry - but I thought DFB part III was meant to be high-quality, unquestionable birds only - these last few pages have really let the side down...

Re-posts, muscular freaks and bizarre 80s throwbacks surely don't belong here.

So hike the standards up and post some pics  :spank:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Danger on May 29, 2009, 01:24:23 pm
Maybe I am an idealist but I don't think anyone should be allowed to post anything that isn't a DFBWGC in the DFBWGC thread without putting a DFBWGC picture in their post. Like this.

(http://www.andamanadventures.com/climbing_gallery/images/aa%20climb%20tonsai%20thailand%204.jpg)

(http://www.andamanadventures.com/climbing_gallery/images/aa%20bouldering%20thailand.jpg)

(http://www.andamanadventures.com/climbing_gallery/images/mette_on_Thaiwand_wall.jpg)

So hike the standards up and post some pics  :spank:

Practice what you preach brother!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on May 29, 2009, 01:33:46 pm
Maybe I am an idealist but I don't think anyone should be allowed to post anything that isn't a DFBWGC in the DFBWGC thread without putting a DFBWGC picture in their post. Like this.

Might lead to a lot of re-posts?

(http://www.katharina-saurwein.com/fotos/fotos/Schweiz%20-%20by%20Rainer%20Eder/KatharinaSaurwein_RainerEder_3.jpg)

Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Danger on May 29, 2009, 01:38:37 pm
Nice

Might lead to a lot of re-posts?

In my ideal world/thread there will be no reposts and no posts not containing DFBWGC.

(http://www.karrimor.com/EliteTeam/HiRes/JS3H.jpg)

(http://www.struteanu.ro/img/galleries/07%20extreme%20sports/22%20deep%20water%20solo.jpg)

In my ideal world that picture wouldn't be massive
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: slackline on May 29, 2009, 01:39:56 pm
So hike the standards up and post some pics  :spank:

Practice what you preach brother!

I'm not the one complaining about standards (http://www.themixingbowl.org/static/img/smilies/thefinger.gif)  :-*
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: dave on May 29, 2009, 01:48:47 pm
under this new protocol it may prove prudent to not post more than one photo at once - then you can save some back for later use.

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3102/2526721857_85dfc86737.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on May 29, 2009, 01:51:54 pm
under this new protocol it may prove prudent to not post more than one photo at once - then you can save some back for later use.

good plan

(http://pempem.blog.uol.com.br/images/blog014.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on May 29, 2009, 02:17:51 pm
is it ok for me to edit Slack's post so it complies with the new protocol?
So hike the standards up and post some pics  :spank:

Practice what you preach brother!

I'm not the one complaining about standards (http://www.themixingbowl.org/static/img/smilies/thefinger.gif)  :-*

(http://contenti1.espn.com.br/foto/pequena/dd3ee89f-df4c-3d70-bca9-dd0c85c03d86.jpg)

(http://pempem.blog.uol.com.br/images/33-2.JPG)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: dave on May 29, 2009, 02:31:02 pm
(http://pempem.blog.uol.com.br/images/33-2.JPG)

thats fucked up like some kinda Escher shit.

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3205/2732090693_3e30d8d967_m.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: slackline on May 29, 2009, 02:37:11 pm
is it ok for me to edit Slack's post so it complies with the new protocol?

Cheers Lagers, how could I be so remiss

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2191/2287327420_6b402d0336_o.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/mistercarnage/2287327420/)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tomtom on May 29, 2009, 03:28:26 pm
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3102/2526721857_85dfc86737.jpg)
Theres something vaguely Readers wives/Benny Hill about this... cant really put my finger on it...
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Houdini on May 29, 2009, 03:48:36 pm
... and would you want too.  She's well-Razzle. 
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Danger on May 29, 2009, 03:49:17 pm
Good work Gents

(http://blogs.reuters.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/climbing300.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tomtom on May 29, 2009, 04:40:02 pm
... and would you want too.  She's well-Razzle. 
Spot on, now Razzle.. thats a blast from the past... I seem to remember their slogan was "Razzle - a penny a page"  :)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Durbs on May 29, 2009, 04:42:06 pm
Much better - top work.

I'm off to Brazil  :jaw:

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2347/1752847344_9367493ab9.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Bubba on May 29, 2009, 04:50:15 pm
Some proper honeez posted lately - good work :)

Not sure about the lady (hard to see her really) but I like her style in this pic
(http://pempem.blog.uol.com.br/images/33-2.JPG)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on May 29, 2009, 10:05:25 pm
Those HOT South American sites/blogs all link up to each other; well worth following the links.

Not all their pics are from South America, but they do have reasonable taste.
(http://pempem.blog.uol.com.br/images/245046-largest_13119.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Rob F on May 30, 2009, 12:31:02 am
Come on Christina..... You can do it!!!!

http://video.aol.com/video-detail/glass-wall/3120261078 (http://video.aol.com/video-detail/glass-wall/3120261078)

Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: monkey boy on May 30, 2009, 05:50:03 pm
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3406/3578308655_e6f79746bf_o.jpg)

Yummy!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: slackline on May 30, 2009, 08:52:25 pm
(http://pempem.blog.uol.com.br/images/33-2.JPG)

Mmmm, legz  :)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: (woz) on June 02, 2009, 09:27:25 pm
Apologies to those who don't use facebook.
(http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs046.snc1/4429_114384546137_562976137_3215645_7229325_n.jpg)
(http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs046.snc1/4429_114385331137_562976137_3215676_7148701_n.jpg)
i may not bring much to this thread, but I do bring quality ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Adam Lincoln on June 02, 2009, 09:28:49 pm
Apologies to those who don't use facebook.
i may not bring much to this thread, but I do bring quality ;)


That you do! A friend of yours then i take it...
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: (woz) on June 02, 2009, 09:36:56 pm
unfortunatly not, just popped up on my facebook newsfeed because someone commented on it.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: namnok on June 02, 2009, 09:43:30 pm
(http://www.patagonia.com/images/common/spring_06/top_3_740x201/top3_ambass_brown.jpg)
(http://www.mattmaddaloni.com/Gallery%20folders/Gallery%20pics/Katie-Brown-climbing-big.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Robl on June 04, 2009, 01:37:39 pm
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Rjb40OjSIZw/SOzLk0Jm7hI/AAAAAAAAAg0/GInl0gfuM_M/s400/IMG_0591.jpg)

Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Robl on June 04, 2009, 02:42:52 pm
(http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v344/208/23/24000915/n24000915_32557930_9046.jpg)

(http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v344/208/23/24000915/n24000915_32557923_6610.jpg)

(http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v344/208/23/24000915/n24000915_32557903_9305.jpg)

(http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v344/208/23/24000915/n24000915_32557905_9980.jpg)

(http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v344/208/23/24000915/n24000915_32557890_5309.jpg)

A few i found on a bouldering group in faceache..
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on June 04, 2009, 02:54:03 pm
Good work. I was going to complain about the number of reposts recently but those are all new ones (to me anyway).
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: dobbin on June 04, 2009, 09:16:52 pm
(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/24234_633787311244351250.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on June 04, 2009, 11:08:57 pm
You would though, wouldn't you?
(http://www.deadpointmag.com/images/uploads/p2.jpg)

Nice one POD
(http://www.deadpointmag.com/images/uploads/dailapocket.jpg)

Ceuse looking a bit strange
(http://www.laurenleeclimbing.com/images/ceuse-1.jpg)

(http://www.laurenleeclimbing.com/images/rodellar-2.jpg)

(http://www.laurenleeclimbing.com/images/vrg-2.jpg)

(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/19436_633688622221643750.jpg)

(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/19436_633688615042425000.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on June 04, 2009, 11:25:12 pm
Fissure de chameau? Maybe not.
(http://www.laurenleeclimbing.com/images/hurricave-2.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Percy B on June 04, 2009, 11:46:31 pm
Camel crack? How rude, Lagers....

Surely you mean, orteil de chameau
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: robertostallioni on June 05, 2009, 12:05:34 am
I prefer

capot de coléoptère  (http://www.thenewts.net/images/blog/beetle_bonnet.jpg)

or, more figuratively (http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_eIiTG3LtpHE/R-K3EAqlQNI/AAAAAAAAASM/csVaOIcNwhE/s400/4000.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tomtom on June 05, 2009, 07:58:37 am
I prefer

capot de coléoptère  (http://www.thenewts.net/images/blog/beetle_bonnet.jpg)

or, more figuratively (http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_eIiTG3LtpHE/R-K3EAqlQNI/AAAAAAAAASM/csVaOIcNwhE/s400/4000.jpg)
Roberto, I thought you'd be in there with the infamous Wogan episode... (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-487777/Tight-trousered-Terrys-wardrobe-malfunction-sparks-BBC-complaints.html)   :o
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: milksnake on June 05, 2009, 08:20:09 am
you just had to spoil it,  :o
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on June 05, 2009, 08:21:03 am
Excellent. I knew that would stimulate some high brow debate.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Fiend on June 05, 2009, 09:07:59 am
I don't know whether to get more excited by Dob's avatar or the picture he posted....
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Joepicalli on June 10, 2009, 10:13:55 am
Apologies to those who don't use facebook.
(http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs046.snc1/4429_114384546137_562976137_3215645_7229325_n.jpg)
(http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs046.snc1/4429_114385331137_562976137_3215676_7148701_n.jpg)
i may not bring much to this thread, but I do bring quality ;)

Is it just me or has this lass acquired a tattoo between doing the problem and standing at the bottom looking heroic (and fit , obviously); and if so where is the mobile crag hopping tattoo company currently set up?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: slackline on June 10, 2009, 10:56:01 am

Is it just me or has this lass acquired a tattoo between doing the problem and standing at the bottom looking heroic (and fit , obviously); and if so where is the mobile crag hopping tattoo company currently set up?

Just you, its there in the first one, but you can only just make it out as that part of her skin is over-exposed, but there is the faintest bit of outline visible still.

Peachy arse!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on June 10, 2009, 11:12:47 am
I had to zoom in then just to check you were right slackers.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: slackline on June 10, 2009, 11:16:17 am
I had to zoom in then just to check you were right slackers.

On the tat or the arse?

EDIT : Hmm, I still seem to be in geek mode and am taking things too seriously, as that didn't really need asking.  Must lighten up, boss is away for a week and I can now spend some proper time on forums  :P
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tommytwotone on June 11, 2009, 08:50:05 pm
Can't take all the credit for this one (sent to me by a mate):

(http://www.petehillmic.com/Chamonix%20area%20pics/163a-Sport-climbing-lets-yo.gif)

Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: robertostallioni on June 18, 2009, 04:24:09 pm
(http://www.kefk.net/fotografie/galerie/Petter/Covers/0715/Abbildungen/EllyRockClimber-coverl.jpg)
Ahem
(http://www.getoutdoors.com/goblog/uploads/kinga-baranowska.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Houdini on June 18, 2009, 04:28:35 pm
Now I'm quite happy for a girl to leave her shoes on (providing they're sexy) but that's too much for me.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tomtom on June 18, 2009, 04:38:57 pm
Now I'm quite happy for a girl to leave her shoes on (providing they're sexy) but that's too much for me.
Hmm, brings new meaning to 'front pointing'...  :-\
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tobym on June 18, 2009, 09:13:10 pm
 :-* Elly :-* :wave:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: chappers on June 18, 2009, 09:39:37 pm
(http://www.getoutdoors.com/goblog/uploads/kinga-baranowska.jpg)

when i worked in snow and rock kensington a fella once came in with a model and bought a pair of high altitude boots from me for a photoshoot, (which i didnr gave in stock - so i was informed to have them courier delivered to him at his room in the ritz that afternoon). along with other assorted (expensive) kit - pretty much the entire petzl catalogue, which he dropped back off a week later "i have no use for it, you guys can share it out" mental.

any way where was i, oh yeah, the model....
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: joel on June 18, 2009, 11:07:55 pm
reminds me of the legendary ad posted on the Castle Climbing Centre's ( norf london) noticeboard  -

" For sale - 2 x full down expedition suits; worn once (in a TV studio)"
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on June 18, 2009, 11:15:52 pm
Seeing as the "climbing rocks" part of the thread is being temporarily ignored...

(http://www.fuorivia.com/forum/files/sofiahanging_5_538.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: RopeBoy on June 18, 2009, 11:37:15 pm
Good foot jam.  :whistle:

J  :-[
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: clm on June 19, 2009, 04:22:44 pm
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3583/3640801237_d6d7bf5a02.jpg?v=0)

Microsoft paint.  I thank you.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Durbs on June 24, 2009, 11:45:03 am
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3653/3653332024_5fee60ecf9.jpg)

Can't get this to link...
http://flickr.com/photos/35130885@N04/3637618158/ (http://flickr.com/photos/35130885@N04/3637618158/)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: slackline on June 24, 2009, 12:33:46 pm


Can't get this to link...
http://flickr.com/photos/35130885@N04/3637618158/ (http://flickr.com/photos/35130885@N04/3637618158/)

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3627/3637618158_4e8a368645.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/35130885@N04/3637618158/)

You need to read the wiki (http://ukbouldering.com/wiki/index.php/HowTo_Embed_Pictures_to_UKBouldering) with particular attention to the section on Backlinking the Easy Way (http://ukbouldering.com/wiki/index.php/HowTo_Embed_Pictures_to_UKBouldering#Backlinking_the_easy_way)  ;)

Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: namnok on June 24, 2009, 12:40:37 pm
(http://www.deadpointmag.com/images/magazine/issue5coverRT.jpg)
http://deadpoint.idigitaledition.com/issues/Issue5/ (http://deadpoint.idigitaledition.com/issues/Issue5/)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Robl on June 24, 2009, 01:08:39 pm
Seeing as the "climbing rocks" part of the thread is being temporarily ignored...

(http://www.fuorivia.com/forum/files/sofiahanging_5_538.jpg)

Would be more impressive if she was doing a one armer  :bow:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: route149 on June 24, 2009, 01:17:27 pm
O
Now I'm quite happy for a girl to leave her shoes on (providing they're sexy) but that's too much for me.
oooh, possibility of crampon points in the back under certain favourable circumnstances if she takes everything else off.  very specialist.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tomtom on June 24, 2009, 05:19:59 pm
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3583/3640801237_d6d7bf5a02.jpg?v=0)

Microsoft paint.  I thank you.

Is Microsoft paint the equivalent of Dulux Paint that automatically changes colour without telling you? Or suddenly changes from one part of the room to the other after charging you for the new version? Or disappears completely but still tells you that its there and charge you for it?  :)

I know this is the wrong thread for this but I couldnt resist...
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: clm on June 24, 2009, 06:48:09 pm
as in paint but shit?  Yes
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on June 29, 2009, 04:55:33 pm
(http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2684/124/32/750400323/n750400323_6379341_6799737.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Houdini on June 29, 2009, 05:49:36 pm
Axl Rose climbs?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: clm on June 29, 2009, 07:55:17 pm
(http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2684/124/32/750400323/n750400323_6379341_6799737.jpg)

them boobs don't look as soft as they should be.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Drew on June 30, 2009, 12:39:37 am
(http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2684/124/32/750400323/n750400323_6379341_6799737.jpg)

them boobs don't look as soft as they should be.

But I sure could bite a chunk out of them arse cheeks!  :shag:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: ferret on June 30, 2009, 03:26:18 am
Can somebody get Birdbot cranked up to find out who this is

(http://www.8a.nu/images/firstPageImages/270_Hueco1_(14_of_27)_@Gustavo_Moser.jpg)

According to the caption on 8a.nuff-said (http://www.8a.nu/gallery/Image.aspx?ImageId=54316) its a picture taken by Gustavo Moser of Dingo Griswald on The Fin (V4, Hueco)

to clear something up for jasper
met this chick in hueco last year, and can confirm her (nick?)name is deffinately dingo
and shes hotter than this photo shows
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on June 30, 2009, 09:11:48 am
That's brilliant. A fit bird who climbs and whose name is Dingo Griswald.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: dave on June 30, 2009, 09:20:56 am
she sounds like an antipodean pr0nstar. lets hope she is.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: neil h on July 01, 2009, 07:35:23 pm
just picked this up from udini.de they are climbers, its just the best shot form the dws pics

(http://www.udini.de/gallery2/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=16697&g2_serialNumber=2)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: neil h on July 01, 2009, 07:36:04 pm
(http://www.udini.de/gallery2/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=16703&g2_serialNumber=2)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: chillax on July 01, 2009, 07:42:51 pm
Was very tempted to say "You want make ficky ficky?"......










.....but that would have been crass  :P
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Houdini on July 01, 2009, 10:32:45 pm
(http://www.udini.de/gallery2/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=16697&g2_serialNumber=2)

Nice one Neil.  The one on the R has a spunkbelly AND a double-chin.  Man, I hope she's got a lazy-eye too or my wildest fantasies will be blown forever!

Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Adam Lincoln on July 01, 2009, 11:06:39 pm
(http://www.petzl.com/files/fckfiles/image/news/sport/roctrip/natural-games/2009/02/florence-pinet.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: slackline on July 02, 2009, 10:28:02 am
From here (http://ukbouldering.com/board/index.php/topic,10607.0.html)

(http://www.zen59200.zen.co.uk/Adam/Galleries/Climbing/AL_FFE-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: account_inactive on July 02, 2009, 10:33:24 am
(http://www.petzl.com/files/fckfiles/image/news/sport/roctrip/natural-games/2009/02/florence-pinet.jpg)

Looks like she has a mouth full of marbles  :-\
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: LucyB on July 02, 2009, 02:15:08 pm
What's a spunkbelly?  ???

On an almost-related topic, was anyone else glad to find out that the spunk bush is actually the Linden tree?  :lol:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: account_inactive on July 02, 2009, 02:22:09 pm
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Spunk-Belly (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Spunk-Belly)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tomtom on July 02, 2009, 04:36:42 pm
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Spunk-Belly (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Spunk-Belly)

Was rather disappointed it wasnt in the Viz Profanisaurus

http://www.viz.co.uk/profanisaurus.html (http://www.viz.co.uk/profanisaurus.html)
http://www.milkinfirst.com/dictionary/profanisaurus.htm (http://www.milkinfirst.com/dictionary/profanisaurus.htm)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: chillax on July 02, 2009, 11:24:30 pm
(http://bp2.blogger.com/_JAD-7vZAIoI/SE6rqQSxUVI/AAAAAAAAAFg/C-9_alaKYVQ/s320/n11311705_34008922_4227.jpg)

(http://bp2.blogger.com/_JAD-7vZAIoI/SE6sA4SLucI/AAAAAAAAAFo/t8lqX1RnwVg/s320/n781571305_482309_5032.jpg)

I think in this instance buildering may be considered acceptable (hear that red-dix, ONLY this instance!)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Houdini on July 03, 2009, 03:46:06 pm
To the best of my knowledge, a girl w/ a spunkbelly is a girl who has drunk so heavily from the purple-stemmed love goblet that she has developed a beer-gut, of sorts.  Indeed not to be confused w/ muffin-top AKA a Morecambe (cf. Morecambe Bay coastline map).
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: magpie on July 03, 2009, 04:46:21 pm
This is probably a stupid question, but, is it a good or bad thing?  Houds makes it sound bad, very bad, yet the Urban Dictionary seems to think it's a good thing?  Enquiring minds need to know.  :wave:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: slackline on July 03, 2009, 04:51:03 pm
They both sound good to me  :lol:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Fiend on July 03, 2009, 04:54:43 pm
I must concur with slackline.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Rhythm24 on July 06, 2009, 02:25:41 pm
(http://[url=http://http://deadspin.com/assets/images/deadspin/2008/07/nudeladyrockclimber.jpg/image.gif]http://http://deadspin.com/assets/images/deadspin/2008/07/nudeladyrockclimber.jpg/image.gif[/url])
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: slackline on July 06, 2009, 02:35:19 pm
(http://deadspin.com/assets/images/deadspin/2008/07/nudeladyrockclimber.jpg)

I think you need to read this (http://ukbouldering.com/wiki/index.php/HowTo_Embed_Pictures_to_UKBouldering)  ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Fiend on July 06, 2009, 02:44:54 pm
Now that's a shape that actually says BIRD.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: robertostallioni on July 06, 2009, 04:00:16 pm
Larry BIRD?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePq7GB0m52M (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePq7GB0m52M)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Adam Lincoln on July 11, 2009, 03:45:00 pm
(http://www.asanaclimbing.com/athSierra.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Durbs on July 15, 2009, 04:38:31 pm
Pretty certain that's the 14 year old everyone dribbles over and then runs away for some self-abuse... (Whether  :spank: or  :wank: I'm not sure)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: robertostallioni on July 15, 2009, 04:45:07 pm
Do we know when she's 16?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: slackline on July 15, 2009, 04:45:58 pm
Do we know when she's 16?

Roughly two years time  :P
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Drew on July 15, 2009, 08:19:50 pm
Do we know when she's 16?

Roughly two years time  :P

30th Jan 2010 (http://www.8a.nu/?IncPage=http%3A//web.8a.nu/user/Profile.aspx%3FUserId%3D6647)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: robertostallioni on July 15, 2009, 08:51:58 pm
Do we know when she's 16?

Roughly two years time  :P

30th Jan 2010 (http://www.8a.nu/?IncPage=http%3A//web.8a.nu/user/Profile.aspx%3FUserId%3D6647)

I'll bake a cake
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on July 15, 2009, 09:35:37 pm
30th Jan 2010 (http://www.8a.nu/?IncPage=http%3A//web.8a.nu/user/Profile.aspx%3FUserId%3D6647)

Which is near enough 6 months from now. When you have reached 30 years old, 6 months is the same as Fuck All.

Even less than that if you are over 40.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on July 15, 2009, 11:24:54 pm
not the men's bit, obviously
http://vimeo.com/groups/UKBouldering/videos/5541691 (http://vimeo.com/groups/UKBouldering/videos/5541691)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Adam Lincoln on July 15, 2009, 11:39:44 pm
not the men's bit, obviously
http://vimeo.com/groups/UKBouldering/videos/5541691 (http://vimeo.com/groups/UKBouldering/videos/5541691)

I see Obe is as annoying as ever  ::)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Drew on July 15, 2009, 11:43:56 pm
not the men's bit, obviously
http://vimeo.com/groups/UKBouldering/videos/5541691 (http://vimeo.com/groups/UKBouldering/videos/5541691)

Shame Alex sounds like an American chav, and that young Sierra is the fittest one there!  :spank:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Houdini on July 16, 2009, 01:51:19 am
I see Obe is as annoying as ever

But now w/ mustache.  Should he be killed?  :ang:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: chillax on July 17, 2009, 06:48:22 pm
(http://coletteloc.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/15can.jpg)

(http://coletteloc.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/8joes.jpg)

(http://coletteloc.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/c4.png)

(http://coletteloc.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/moitvatedaga.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Will Hunt on July 17, 2009, 07:48:00 pm
http://vimeo.com/groups/UKBouldering/videos/5541691 (http://vimeo.com/groups/UKBouldering/videos/5541691)

Is it just me or does Lisa Rands have a perfectly square head?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on July 17, 2009, 09:53:21 pm
Don't know, never seen your head.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: butters on July 17, 2009, 10:22:40 pm
Lots of pics

My DFBWGC radar died before i got to the bottom of your post...  >:(
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Drew on July 18, 2009, 12:11:25 am
Some backlinking required I feel

(http://coletteloc.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/moitvatedaga.jpg)

Why has a dog appeared in the 8th photo in the chain, and then suddenly disappeared again? Is it a demon or something?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: robertostallioni on July 18, 2009, 07:21:38 am
The blue pad has morphed into a black dog, and back again. Does yours not do that? Get your money back, you've been had.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Drew on July 18, 2009, 08:20:53 am
The blue pad has morphed into a black dog, and back again. Does yours not do that? Get your money back, you've been had.

Schoolboy error. It's like Katz and his shoes on Mr Fantastic!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: zemike on July 20, 2009, 06:54:19 pm
The blue pad has morphed into a black dog, and back again. Does yours not do that? Get your money back, you've been had.

Schoolboy error. It's like Katz and his shoes on Mr Fantastic!

beside the pad-morphing: the positioning of her left leg (pic 7 --> 8) took her about half an hour: incredible motivation & stamina
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: andy popp on July 21, 2009, 12:51:41 pm
More Colette

(http://coletteloc.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/090711_carver_005.jpg)
(http://coletteloc.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/090711_carver_028-2.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on July 21, 2009, 02:07:17 pm
Before anyone asks, no it's another BM.

And the right side of her right forearm loks wierd in top pic.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tomtom on July 21, 2009, 02:12:39 pm
Before anyone asks, no it's another BM.

And the right side of her right forearm loks wierd in top pic.
Probably because its squidged against the rock..
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Somebody's Fool on July 21, 2009, 02:24:43 pm
Collette (tearful): What do you mean you're kicking me out of bed?

SA Chris: Have you seen the righthand side of your right forearm? It's a fucking disgace love. Now, get out of my sight.



Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: jern on July 21, 2009, 02:27:36 pm
Yeah, no wonder she's hiding it in the bottom pic. :P
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: butters on July 21, 2009, 02:45:19 pm
And the right side of her right forearm loks wierd in top pic.

Are you trying to steasl Wills crown as the arbiter of taste for the DFBWGC thread Chris?

Personally the forearm is nothing compared to that overbite - now that is off putting...  ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: jern on July 21, 2009, 03:03:48 pm
"Up the arse" shots are not always bad.......

(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/18759_633810258992446780.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on July 21, 2009, 03:17:33 pm
And the right side of her right forearm loks wierd in top pic.

Are you trying to steasl Wills crown as the arbiter of taste for the DFBWGC thread Chris?


Chill Winston. I meant there is an odd shadow from some bad PS work or something.

Definitely an air of young holly hunter about her in the top pic - good thing in my book.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Drew on July 21, 2009, 10:44:13 pm
Now I'm not saying I wouldn't... but her forearm does look at bit... manly.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: dave on July 22, 2009, 12:48:38 pm
(http://coletteloc.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/090711_carver_005.jpg)

this looks quality but i'm struggling to find it on yorkshiregrit.com.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: slackline on July 23, 2009, 02:32:21 pm
Not sure if this counts, but she is "on" the rock  :P

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/396/6120very20nice.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: dave on July 23, 2009, 02:34:57 pm
it counts.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Fiend on July 23, 2009, 02:41:34 pm
"Up the arse" shots are not always bad.......
I heartily concur.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Dolly on July 23, 2009, 02:52:50 pm
I hope she doesn't topple forwards, she might hurt herself
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tobym on July 23, 2009, 09:48:18 pm
nice bridging
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Will Hunt on July 26, 2009, 09:37:34 pm
Controversially I prefer Collette to splits girl. An excellent find. I don't think the arm looks weird, just a bit toned.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Anth on July 27, 2009, 04:58:52 pm
this just became my favorite thread :)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: marty on July 27, 2009, 10:07:51 pm
this just became my favorite thread :)

As a newbie, purely for research purposes, you may want to aquaint yourself with DFBWGC (part I) and DFBWGC (part II)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Obi-Wan is lost... on July 27, 2009, 10:13:03 pm
(http://www.getoutdoors.com/goblog/uploads/kinga-baranowska.jpg)

any way where was i, oh yeah, the model....

Apologies for the old quoting, but that is Kinga Baranowska (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinga_Baranowska) who when shes not modelling also gets about a bit.
(http://news.o.pl/wp-content/i/2009/03/kinga_baranowska-536x401.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: GraemeA on July 28, 2009, 06:33:45 pm
(http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v1979/24/124/564288744/n564288744_2167084_2919708.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: chillax on July 28, 2009, 07:23:55 pm
Good find Mr A  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: andy_e on July 28, 2009, 07:44:01 pm
Wow, I never realised the view from Thor's Cave was that nice!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tobym on July 28, 2009, 09:47:04 pm
Wow, I never realised the view from Thor's Cave was that nice!

Never been, but now I want to.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: DannyBoy on July 28, 2009, 10:17:32 pm
I need to find a high res pic to replace my now boring background picture.

 :google:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on July 29, 2009, 10:56:59 am

Apologies for the old quoting, but that is Kinga Baranowska (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinga_Baranowska)

I can honestly say this is pretty much the only time I have shown an interest in mountaineering.

(http://i27.tinypic.com/2e34oic.jpg)

(http://i27.tinypic.com/2uemhkk.jpg)

(http://i28.tinypic.com/34g21z4.jpg)

(http://i30.tinypic.com/29m9mj7.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Anth on July 29, 2009, 12:59:19 pm
hooooooo yessshhhh






/mark and lard
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: dave on July 29, 2009, 01:05:13 pm
(http://i27.tinypic.com/2e34oic.jpg)

the boots are a strong look but she ruined the effect with that choadish beanie.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on July 29, 2009, 01:08:45 pm
I hate those hats. But I'll let her off just this once.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on July 29, 2009, 07:55:30 pm
choadish beanie.

a quick google reveals this to be a much underused couple of words connected with fit birds/hot chicks and acronyms

DFBWGC and HCwDB (http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2009/03/hcwdb-of-week_30.html) so far
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: route149 on July 29, 2009, 08:54:34 pm
(http://i27.tinypic.com/2e34oic.jpg)

the boots are a strong look but she ruined the effect with that choadish beanie.

she looks as if she has just thought of moving her right arm slightly
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Anth on July 29, 2009, 09:08:15 pm
and engaging in a vigorous bean flicking session
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Houdini on July 29, 2009, 09:14:43 pm
I think some of these photo's have been touched up.


Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Will Hunt on July 29, 2009, 09:19:42 pm
I cannot fault her ( :o )

We have a replacement for ginger minx who got married. Oh sweet Heather Jagger, how could you.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: GraemeA on July 29, 2009, 09:31:41 pm
Only problem that I can see is that her name rhymes with ginga
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on July 29, 2009, 11:14:28 pm
She can dream

(http://jknujknu1.googlepages.com/dream.jpg)

I think some of these photo's have been touched up.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: shark on July 29, 2009, 11:17:23 pm
What a whopper
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tomtom on July 29, 2009, 11:23:39 pm
Fish fingers...
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Obi-Wan is lost... on July 29, 2009, 11:33:24 pm
Only problem that I can see is that her name rhymes with ginga
and 'minger' but she is neither, so who cares?  ;D
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Drew on July 30, 2009, 12:33:02 am
To quote some rapper or other "We need some more girls in here!"

Too much talking, not enough pictures

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_SIwzLZ5yLE4/Sc-PGCoqKAI/AAAAAAAAAmo/4MyL2GAf2cI/s1600/ana_girl-2.jpg) (http://blimpbouldering.blogspot.com/2009/03/draw.html)

Stupidly non-linkable pic (http://www.flickr.com/photos/41795251@N00/2047368878)

(http://www.mountaingirl.eu/images/79aqa8aok.jpg) (http://www.mountaingirl.eu/spring/bouldering_techniques.html)

Just added that, as it's Liv on Grit! Not an amazing pic, or even an amazing problem, but Liv on Grit!



I will admit the standard is a little lower than usual, but at least it's on the right track!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Dolly on July 30, 2009, 09:35:36 am
Looks like Shane Warne from that pic  :(
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Joepicalli on July 30, 2009, 10:09:34 am
Looks like Shane Warne from that pic  :(
:agree:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Dolly on July 30, 2009, 10:33:30 am
(http://lh4.ggpht.com/_tAPUVH8YW7s/SnFollTsVAI/AAAAAAAAAGE/HwxbA4M3VZQ/shane-warne.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: route149 on July 30, 2009, 03:51:37 pm
I think some of these photo's have been touched up.



I think she is touching herself up.  She has no need of photo-shop.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: namnok on July 31, 2009, 11:04:40 am
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2314/2044520304_208d1383a5.jpg?v=0)
(http://www.climbing.com/photo/image/rockmaster07/Rockmaster07-Emily_Harrington_4.jpg)
(http://www.climbri.com/segarra.jpg)?
(http://www.newriverclimbing.com/images/600_Scenic-Adult-chick.jpg)
(http://media.timeoutnewyork.com/resizeImage/htdocs/export_images/659/659.x600.seek.ProDate.jpg?)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Spanish John on July 31, 2009, 11:33:52 am
(http://pimpinandcrimpin.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/vanessa95-2sm.jpg)
(http://pimpinandcrimpin.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/vlookingupsm.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Spanish John on July 31, 2009, 11:39:00 am
(http://pimpinandcrimpin.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/mclark-lydia-finderskeepers3-102806.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Durbs on July 31, 2009, 11:46:52 am
(http://www.climbing.com/photo/image/rockmaster07/Rockmaster07-Emily_Harrington_4.jpg)

I'm sure there's an age limit in this thread... above 12 is a good start, above 18 is better still ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Spanish John on July 31, 2009, 12:05:29 pm
 :agree: but......apparently she is emily harrington

http://pimpinandcrimpin.com/2008/11/20/emily-harrington-the-interview/ (http://pimpinandcrimpin.com/2008/11/20/emily-harrington-the-interview/)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Aussiegav on August 02, 2009, 03:01:34 pm

I'm sure there's an age limit in this thread... above 12 is a good start, above 18 is better still ;)

if there's grass on the green, its playable  ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Aussiegav on August 02, 2009, 05:58:50 pm
just joking, by the way...
better add this before people who can't have a dark giggle start jumping up and down  saying i'm Gary Glitter
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: butters on August 02, 2009, 06:09:23 pm
just joking, by the way...
better add this before people who can't have a dark giggle start jumping up and down  saying i'm Gary Glitter

One would have assumed that the smiley after your post would have made any defence unnecessary... Just as well I didn't post my usual comment of "it's all legal till you get caught" in support of yours!

Oh bugger...  ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: route149 on August 03, 2009, 07:53:50 pm
For any high Sierra afficionados out there...

 

[url=http://tinyurl.com/nuqqr9]http://tinyurl.com/nuqqr9 (http://tinyurl.com/lqnkb8)

http://tinyurl.com/nhcm3x (http://tinyurl.com/nhcm3x)

http://tinyurl.com/kkb69b (http://tinyurl.com/kkb69b)

The tremendous Sierra Blair-Coyle.  Sorry I can't post these as pix.  If anyone has the savvy/time waddage coming your way.




Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: route149 on August 03, 2009, 08:15:47 pm


mods please delete as pic posting failing
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Teaboy on August 03, 2009, 09:18:41 pm
 If anyone has the savvy/time waddage coming your way.


..... as well as some interest from the child protection agency, I shouldn't wonder. She's 15 dude!

 :spank:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Will Hunt on August 03, 2009, 09:20:51 pm
Oooo. Class of 2012   :-\
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: fatdoc on August 03, 2009, 09:36:21 pm
just joking, by the way...
better add this before people who can't have a dark giggle start jumping up and down  saying i'm Gary Glitter

One would have assumed that the smiley after your post would have made any defence unnecessary... Just as well I didn't post my usual comment of "it's all legal till you get caught" in support of yours!

Oh bugger...  ;)

oh dear

Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tobym on August 04, 2009, 08:27:37 am
More (legal, of course) pics please :)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: slackline on August 04, 2009, 09:10:24 am


mods please delete as pic posting failing


That would be 'cause they're hosted on farcebook and not everyone allows embedding of their pics.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: nash1 on August 06, 2009, 01:04:16 pm
Holy schmoke...

http://vimeo.com/5793530 (http://vimeo.com/5793530)

She's well under half my age but still...
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: dave on August 06, 2009, 01:11:35 pm
they need to change that typeface, it looks like "blue water rapes".
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Monolith on August 06, 2009, 01:24:57 pm
Shit.The.Bed.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Durbs on August 06, 2009, 01:31:21 pm
Almost worth getting locked up for.

Almost.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Drew on August 06, 2009, 09:38:01 pm
We really need to stop posting S B-C. She's not legal for another 6 months in this country, and 30 months in her own country!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: dave on August 06, 2009, 09:48:20 pm
Spaniards are laughing though. Thir-fucking-teen. I ask you.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: philo on August 08, 2009, 06:25:25 pm
on UKC but worth a look


http://cdn.ukclimbing.com/i/121502.jpg (http://cdn.ukclimbing.com/i/121502.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Drew on August 08, 2009, 06:32:53 pm
on UKC but worth a look


http://cdn.ukclimbing.com/i/121502.jpg (http://cdn.ukclimbing.com/i/121502.jpg)

Saw that earlier.

Just in case it suddenly stops linking, here (http://www.ukclimbing.com/forums/profile.php?id=87072) is her profile page, which shouldn't get blocked.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: weekendwarrior on August 19, 2009, 04:57:19 am
important additions:

audrey gawrych: 19yrs old, in a relationship
(http://www.deadpointmag.com/images/uploads/scs/Audrey_Gawrych_1.JPG)
(http://www.8a.nu/images/442/442_633615772590165000_20047_633595186214728750.jpg)
(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/20047.jpg)

paige claassen: 19yrs old, single
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZ-js5ZGYCs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZ-js5ZGYCs)
(http://www.deadpointmag.com/images/uploads/scs/Paige_Claassen_1.JPG)
(http://www.rockandice.com/images/news/06112009140822Paige.jpg)
(http://www.urbanclimbermag.com/exclusive/interviews/Paige-Claassen-Zulu2.jpg)

Laura griffiths (already mentioned but newly single) 20 yrs old
http://www.rockclimbing.com/photos/Bouldering/me_in_hueco_99521.html (http://www.rockclimbing.com/photos/Bouldering/me_in_hueco_99521.html)
http://www.rockclimbing.com/photos/Misc/portrait_99520.html (http://www.rockclimbing.com/photos/Misc/portrait_99520.html)
(http://www.pullmedia.biz/Blog/175p4.jpg)
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JAD-7vZAIoI/SKT_BaMjNCI/AAAAAAAAALw/XGUdXJ_r2xU/s320/n1063350165_30128116_6498.jpg)
(http://www.rockandice.com/images/news/or07/6.jpg)


Kara Caputo 19yrs old - in a relationship
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JAD-7vZAIoI/SEWjze-uwtI/AAAAAAAAAFA/-rPzkaot0Y0/s1600-h/n661630370_66867_2219.jpg (http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JAD-7vZAIoI/SEWjze-uwtI/AAAAAAAAAFA/-rPzkaot0Y0/s1600-h/n661630370_66867_2219.jpg)
http://pimpinandcrimpin.blogspot.com/2008/06/cute-climber-girl-of-week-kara-caputo.html (http://pimpinandcrimpin.blogspot.com/2008/06/cute-climber-girl-of-week-kara-caputo.html)
(http://photos-g.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v188/240/109/661630370/n661630370_2159502_3064.jpg)
(http://bp2.blogger.com/_JAD-7vZAIoI/SEWjze-uwtI/AAAAAAAAAFA/-rPzkaot0Y0/s1600-h/n661630370_66867_2219.jpg)

Tori Maisey 20yrs old - in a relationship (just watch the video, yes thats her, yes she climbs)
http://www.youtube.com/user/JSRE453 (http://www.youtube.com/user/JSRE453)
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2216/2300548656_196d498f25.jpg?v=0)
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2441/3546838406_4aaea06562.jpg?v=0)



Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: slackline on August 19, 2009, 07:54:04 am
I'm liking the addition of availability  :lol:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on August 19, 2009, 08:08:15 am
Quote
Laura griffiths (already mentioned but newly single) 20 yrs old

This is going to make a lot of people very happy.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on August 19, 2009, 08:12:27 am
best first post ever. Apart from farcebook links I can't see.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Drew on August 19, 2009, 09:29:48 am
best first post ever.

 :agree:

However, slightly scared by the excessive stalker skills.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Drew on August 19, 2009, 11:24:29 am
But I don't know her Date of Birth, Marital Status, and Passport Number! My stalker skills are very amateurish in comparison (not for want of trying).
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: weekendwarrior on August 19, 2009, 06:03:37 pm
But I don't know her Date of Birth, Marital Status, and Passport Number! My stalker skills are very amateurish in comparison (not for want of trying).

Haha the climbing world is small - depressingly everyone knows everyone and everything about everyone - these arent exactly random low profile girls from the local gym. As for the photos - you know the name and google does the rest
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tobym on August 19, 2009, 08:47:47 pm
I'm liking the addition of availability  :lol:

and legality :ang:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: a dense loner on August 21, 2009, 07:56:46 am
omg they all look so young, maybe thats why ralph macchio can get away with playing a schoolboy at 30
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Spanish John on August 21, 2009, 03:37:41 pm
Don't know their ages, status, annual salary etc... so forgive me. But please consider the following:

(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/tarbuster/sue.jpg)

(http://i2.tinypic.com/25ztc44.jpg)

This is purely for its artistic merit, ie shadow, shape and form  :whistle:
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_hr8iaA4NHXQ/SKGjHdkJ3PI/AAAAAAAAB6k/hiSx_olcCUM/s400/naked+rock9.jpg)

(http://www.mountainschool.com/photos/jtree_womens1.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: a dense loner on August 21, 2009, 04:26:25 pm
i do like the white top
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: butters on August 21, 2009, 04:29:34 pm
i do like the white top

Do you mean the long sleeved one or the one that looks it has been painted on?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: magpie on August 21, 2009, 04:30:31 pm
Cracking set on the lady in the first picture.  :bow:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: slackline on August 21, 2009, 04:32:04 pm
Cracking set on the lady in the first picture.  :bow:

Yeah, some real old-skool equipment there, oh wait a minute  :P
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: magpie on August 21, 2009, 04:39:27 pm
I was indeed referring to her fine rack.  ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: philo on August 21, 2009, 05:52:26 pm
and her shoes!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: GraemeA on August 21, 2009, 05:54:11 pm
(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/18759_633550848092373750.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Drew on August 22, 2009, 12:39:53 am
i do like the white top
Do you mean the long sleeved one or the one that looks it has been painted on?

Long sleeve white top, looks a bit too much like Airlie IMO. Def prefer old skool lady, but prefer Graeme's (a repost, or at least a lady who has graced these pages before, but worth a second go)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: butters on August 22, 2009, 10:02:34 am
Do you mean the long sleeved one or the one that looks it has been painted on?

Long sleeve white top, looks a bit too much like Airlie IMO.

Must be honest and admit that I hadn't looked at her face - I got distracted by something a bit lower down.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: LucyB on August 22, 2009, 01:59:06 pm
Do you mean the long sleeved one or the one that looks it has been painted on?

Long sleeve white top, looks a bit too much like Airlie IMO.

Must be honest and admit that I hadn't looked at her face - I got distracted by something a bit lower down.

Are we referring to the 'peanut smuggler' here?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Monolith on August 22, 2009, 02:50:25 pm
Spanish John, I know climbers are a desperate bunch of snaggletoothers but I deplore your selection. Remember there is a difference between women that go climbing and dead fit women who go climbing. Limp as a nine bob note ere!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: mrjonathanr on August 22, 2009, 08:35:33 pm
Limp as a nine bob note ere!

As someone born and bred in Liverpool, I do not recognize this phrase.
Surely the correct formulation is: 'bent as a nine-bob note 'ere'
Maybe it's a woolyback thing?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Falling Down on August 22, 2009, 09:06:14 pm
Spanish John, I know climbers are a desperate bunch of snaggletoothers but I deplore your selection. Remember there is a difference between women that go climbing and dead fit women who go climbing. Limp as a nine bob note ere!

 :agree:

We had to start this thread because the Munter:Totty ratio (sorry  :-[) got too high on the last one..
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Houdini on August 22, 2009, 09:47:53 pm
Strewth.  Women in helmets.

This thread shoud be 15 not 40 pages long. 

Gentlemen, raise your standards.  It's not the woman it's the shot and what's banked in the bank of wank, sort it out!   ::)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Will Hunt on August 23, 2009, 03:31:27 pm
Lay the DFBWGC (Part II) to rest and start a Part III for the new year with revised standards of only having birds who are actually fit on it?

Standards are slipping again. Lets not have a repeat of DFBWGC Part II  :spank:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tomtom on August 23, 2009, 04:30:32 pm
To be fair to Spanish John, #1 had a cracking set of nawks and a cheeky smile #4 was pretty 'cute' - but the other two were shabby. I guess there's only a limited supply of DFBWGCIII standard pictures on the www...

Anyway, to try and ADD to this debate rather than just moan about the quality of the women, I had a 45 min trawl (or scrape) through Photobucket... and this was all I could find - that made it past my half decent filter... they're both in the 'cute' category rather than huge knockers/lots of flesh I'm afraid... theres not much out there I could find...

(http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x208/heydellarae/Road%20Trip/81d0.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v168/ashtre/climb5239.jpg)

Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: north_country_boy on August 23, 2009, 10:07:10 pm
Alizée Dufraisse

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3336/3625004940_ed8a54fffe.jpg)

(http://www.belclimb.net/uploads/alizee-dufraisse1.jpg)

(http://www.kairn.com/images/articles.img?id=90)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: robertostallioni on August 23, 2009, 10:10:53 pm
looks painful.   ???
(http://www.belclimb.net/uploads/alizee-dufraisse1.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Drew on August 23, 2009, 11:28:51 pm
Katja Vidmar (Maja's sister?), and Natalija Gros all mixed up (I think).

(http://www.sport1.si/inc/image.php?source=images/content/ngrosfoto06062009v.jpg&title=) (http://www.sport1.si/ostali_sporti/novice/23363/)

(http://www.dnevnik.si/uploads/image_cache/54aedf787de212aa271c3826f88d50c0.jpeg) (http://www.dnevnik.si/sport/drugi_sporti/1042272486)

(http://www.alpikor.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/natalijagros1.jpg) (http://www.alpikor.org/index.php?p=7765)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Spanish John on August 24, 2009, 11:56:52 am
Spanish John, I know climbers are a desperate bunch of snaggletoothers but I deplore your selection. Remember there is a difference between women that go climbing and dead fit women who go climbing. Limp as a nine bob note ere!
(http://www.quizlaw.com/blog/images/femalebodybuilder.JPG)
 :shrug:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Aussiegav on August 24, 2009, 12:37:05 pm
that made me laugh
spanish john classic
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Monolith on August 24, 2009, 12:48:37 pm
Limp as a nine bob note ere!

As someone born and bred in Liverpool, I do not recognize this phrase.
Surely the correct formulation is: 'bent as a nine-bob note 'ere'
Maybe it's a woolyback thing?

I stand corrected sir! I think the fit of rage distorted my mind temporarily.

Spanish John should be commended on retro finds that I'm sure were saucy at the time. If anyone can find a stunning latina crushing I'll wad you until my index finger bleeds.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: galpinos on August 24, 2009, 01:58:15 pm
Kyndal Braddick

(http://pimpinandcrimpin.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/7.jpg)

(http://pimpinandcrimpin.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/5.jpg)

I would.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: robertostallioni on August 24, 2009, 03:21:45 pm
Seconded.   Sloppily.

(http://pimpinandcrimpin.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/6.jpg)

(http://pimpinandcrimpin.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/2.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: robertostallioni on August 24, 2009, 04:18:39 pm
I may or may not have struck paydirt. I shall be gone for some time as I research... for now,
Alex Johnson and a protruding voluminous mound.

(http://www.climbing.com/news/hotflashes/Teva09-ajohnson.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: galpinos on August 24, 2009, 04:24:44 pm
http://www.flickr.com/photos/rockjammer/3623214661/ (http://www.flickr.com/photos/rockjammer/3623214661/)

(Can't seem to embed it weirdly)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: slackline on August 24, 2009, 04:31:05 pm
http://www.flickr.com/photos/rockjammer/3623214661/ (http://www.flickr.com/photos/rockjammer/3623214661/)

(Can't seem to embed it weirdly)

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3645/3623214661_3f2b8c9e9c_b.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/rockjammer/3623214661/)

If you use flickr lots then get the Allsizes+ Greasemonkey script mentioned here (http://www.ukbouldering.com/wiki/index.php/HowTo_Embed_Pictures_to_UKBouldering)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: galpinos on August 24, 2009, 04:37:55 pm

If you use flickr lots then get the Allsizes+ Greasemonkey script mentioned here (http://www.ukbouldering.com/wiki/index.php/HowTo_Embed_Pictures_to_UKBouldering)

Cheers Slackline, I couldn't get the "farm4static" source code off Flickr (if that's the right phrase). I wasn't sure if it was privacy settings.

(I'd love firefox at work but no joy, only at home!)

I think those jubblies were worth the effort though.  :great:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: robertostallioni on August 24, 2009, 07:05:10 pm
4 hours later. No paydirt. Shemales galore though. Closest I could get to DFB is this I'm afraid, I believe it to be of the Body Machine tree pre-lob. NSFW (http://www.dumpstersluts.com/blogfill/2007/01/20070118/alison-angel-upskirt.jpg)

Although I may be mistaken....
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: slackline on August 25, 2009, 06:26:00 am
(I'd love firefox at work but no joy, only at home!)

Maybe try PortableApps (http://portableapps.com/) on a USB stick.

I think those jubblies were worth the effort though.  :great:

 :agree:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Andy F on August 25, 2009, 08:35:18 am
From the other channel: http://www.ukclimbing.com/images/dbpage.html?id=122652 (http://www.ukclimbing.com/images/dbpage.html?id=122652)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Drew on August 25, 2009, 08:44:02 am
From the other channel: http://www.ukclimbing.com/images/dbpage.html?id=122652 (http://www.ukclimbing.com/images/dbpage.html?id=122652)

Not my cup of tea. In fact, more suitable here (http://ukbouldering.com/board/index.php/topic,5044.0.html)?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: mrjonathanr on August 25, 2009, 10:57:10 pm
........I'll wad you until my index finger bleeds.

Definitely a woolyback thing.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on August 25, 2009, 11:13:40 pm
thought I'd best post a few to keep my hand in

(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/14276_633318020766201250.jpg)

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2599/3782627224_7571ce032e_b.jpg)

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2630/3754564931_126e7ed001.jpg)

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2433/3722636984_e861bacd6d_b.jpg)

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2570/3714734688_4eaea10a5e.jpg)

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3345/3445645077_a547c9bc97_b.jpg)

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3616/3446457484_8ee54d37cb_b.jpg)

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3012/2960010354_cb1f84cd51_b.jpg)

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3196/3660735558_bc85b959a0_b.jpg)

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3263/3544918627_ae90de9e82.jpg)

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3611/3501723011_81f198fd58.jpg)

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3352/3544921265_b53858b0e9.jpg)

(http://www.randywenzel.com/images/Rock/climbing/bouldering/album/medium/0002.jpg)

(http://brandiproffitt.com/images/73.jpg)

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2196/3851252553_810dddccf0_b.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: andy_e on August 25, 2009, 11:15:59 pm
Strong post. Artificial DWS girl wins for me though.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: butters on August 25, 2009, 11:31:16 pm
Strong post. Artificial DWS girl wins for me though.

Got to agree though there seems that a poor man's Morticia Addams has crept in at No. 5...
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: andy_e on August 25, 2009, 11:32:02 pm
Good to see a girl climbing at West Vale too.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: chris j on August 26, 2009, 12:30:34 am

Got to agree though there seems that a poor man's Morticia Addams has crept in at No. 5...

Thought there was more than a hint of Alice Cooper! No. 2 (DWS girl) and the second from last win it for me...
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Drew on August 26, 2009, 12:39:49 am
I'll let you two fight over the skinny DWSer,but I'm having number 8 to myself

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3012/2960010354_cb1f84cd51_b.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: andy_e on August 26, 2009, 12:58:34 am
Damn, she was my second choice.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: butters on August 26, 2009, 01:12:38 am
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2196/3851252553_810dddccf0_b.jpg)

I am going to go for this one - could be good, could be bad but she certainly looks stacked! 
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on August 26, 2009, 08:40:18 am
(http://pimpinandcrimpin.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/2.jpg)

He's definitely batting above his average.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on August 26, 2009, 08:42:43 am
Nah man, that's her retarded brother.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: namnok on August 26, 2009, 09:48:44 am
some1 on facebook has just posted some pics up ....they are worth a look. dunno if its too early to post them up here

jaw dropping
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Tim Broughtonshaw on August 26, 2009, 10:03:00 am
"some1 on facebook has just posted some pics up ....they are worth a look. dunno if its too early to post them up here"


go on spill the beans....
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: namnok on August 26, 2009, 10:03:14 am
(http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs199.snc1/6732_128743366225_700806225_2887089_5133144_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: namnok on August 26, 2009, 10:08:44 am
a couple of people have 'like'd the album so i'm not feeling as guilty now

(http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs179.snc1/6732_128743376225_700806225_2887091_2269242_n.jpg)

(http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs179.snc1/6732_128743371225_700806225_2887090_2022818_n.jpg)

(http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs199.snc1/6732_128753051225_700806225_2887310_3878291_n.jpg)

(http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs199.snc1/6732_128749296225_700806225_2887193_3283482_n.jpg)

(http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs179.snc1/6732_128749306225_700806225_2887194_5703007_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Andy F on August 26, 2009, 10:23:18 am
Namnok, have a wad point  :great:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Adam Lincoln on August 26, 2009, 10:28:58 am
Namnok, have a wad point  :great:

Indeed. Made my morning.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tomtom on August 26, 2009, 10:47:55 am
Apologies if some of these have been seem before....

(http://fotosa.ru/stock_photo/NaturBild/p_2935098.jpg)
(http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e240/yosclimber/1.jpg)
(http://www.newriverclimbing.com/images/145_christina_new_yos.jpg)
(http://www.portfolio.planetmountain.com/portfolio/news/x197/27.jpg)
(http://www.bloodyflapper.com/lauren.jpg)
(http://gallery.photo.net/photo/2719632-lg.jpg)
(http://www.gunks.com/photopost/data/500/677beth_rodden_sm.JPG)
(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTefgf_ZRKkHkAyiGjzbkF/SIG=12668l99p/EXP=1251364511/**http%3A//www.squamishrockguides.com/pictures/pam.jpg)
(http://fotosa.ru/stock_photo/Photodisc/p_2184590.jpg)

This looks familiar- though I wonder if it was something similar... anyway,,
(http://www.coupe-du-monde.ru/images/photos/perlova_1.jpg)

More from Michael Lowrys flickr set...
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/193/528822511_94ce0ee314.jpg)
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3139/2306204530_bc6141c20b.jpg)
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2263/2306257422_841b638b4e.jpg)
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2431/3654493750_16ea35952d.jpg)
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3166/2681871111_e68ed8815c.jpg)
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3013/2681922997_9238e34e8f.jpg)
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3100/2633376992_949a8f2283.jpg)

And finally....  for the afficianados of 'larger' ladies... ;D
(http://www.bluecoyotestudio.com/photos/egm1.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on August 26, 2009, 10:51:49 am
A few repeats (but worthwhile) No 1 is worth wad point alone.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on August 26, 2009, 10:57:49 am
That shot of Beth Rodden makes her look quite fit when she doesn't normally. Mind you, I saw a picture of Edith Bowman the other day in which she didn't look like a minging troll so it just goes to show.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: BB on August 26, 2009, 10:58:19 am
a short trawl cam up with these:

(http://www.urbanclimbermag.com/themag/411/jain-kim-vail-09.jpg)

(http://www.escaladacafe.com.br/files/post0033-mundialfemininodificuldade1.jpg)

I was intrigued by Yuka Kobayashi who just came 6th in the latest round of the world champs, but she's had a rather drastic haircut and now looks like a boy in all her climbing photos. Here's one from before the haircut.

(http://www.nipponcinema.com/images/tag/yuka_kobayashi.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on August 26, 2009, 11:04:49 am
top pic looks like same comp as robertos pic in middle of last page. I think I am spending too much time here.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: BB on August 26, 2009, 11:20:50 am
Apologies, if it's a duplicate. There are a few pics I can't see from work.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: magpie on August 26, 2009, 02:57:59 pm
You lot have pulled your fingers out, haven't you?  Well done.   :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: GraemeA on August 26, 2009, 02:58:04 pm
The Austrian is Johanna Ernst, just turned 16 so a bit borderline
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: andy_e on August 26, 2009, 03:30:50 pm
Today's posts have been very good indeed. Congratulations all.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on August 26, 2009, 03:31:36 pm
Apologies, if it's a duplicate. There are a few pics I can't see from work.

No, different birds, same boulder prob.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Mr Cat on August 26, 2009, 03:47:39 pm
You lot have pulled your fingers out, haven't you?  Well done.   :thumbsup:

well, they've defo been pulling something...
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: andy_e on August 26, 2009, 03:53:28 pm
Or not, hence the need for looking on the internet for pictures of women climbing  :P
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Mr Cat on August 26, 2009, 03:59:38 pm
well, I didn't think you'd be pulling women...  :wall:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: andy_e on August 26, 2009, 04:01:29 pm
I get your drift now

(http://uppitybastard.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/rubberchick.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: butters on August 26, 2009, 04:43:02 pm
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2263/2306257422_841b638b4e.jpg)

This is probably going to send Dave into some sort of loop that he is unlikely to recover from.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Fultonius on August 26, 2009, 07:32:04 pm
mmmm good stuff  :spank:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Will Hunt on August 27, 2009, 04:14:34 pm
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2599/3782627224_7571ce032e_b.jpg)

A chalked up gun has and always will be the strongest of looks and she sports it wonderfully. Kudos.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: jern on August 27, 2009, 04:27:28 pm
She might be attempting to cover an ill-considered tattoo.

ie.
(http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/sites/default/files/photo/73/6367/Tattoo-Unicorns-Having-Sex_500x500.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on August 27, 2009, 04:34:27 pm
That's actually a picture of Dobbin's back. Think he got the tat on honeymoon.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Somebody's Fool on August 27, 2009, 05:43:02 pm
It's certainly a lot of effort to go to just to get a picture of your back into Viz.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tomtom on August 27, 2009, 08:09:49 pm
That's actually a picture of Dobbin's back. Think he got the tat on honeymoon.
:lol:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Joepicalli on August 27, 2009, 09:13:49 pm
That's actually a picture of Dobbin's back. Think he got the tat on honeymoon.
I think you'll find it was chipped in for on his stag do.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tomtom on September 01, 2009, 09:11:32 pm
All below hived from the Flickr list found by Munkii in his post here (http://ukbouldering.com/board/index.php/topic,8949.msg216812.html#msg216812) I got as far as page 8...
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/192/501233428_a99deffabb.jpg)
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/211/498352362_c154418c6f.jpg)
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/45/184941179_a2393821ce.jpg)
(http://l.yimg.com/g/images/spaceball.gif)
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2101/2117396002_8163c8a98b.jpg)
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2054/2134635684_e75be19ee5.jpg)
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3161/2893480165_020ee989ea.jpg)
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/61/153313402_2f4c36ab96.jpg)
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2332/2510847176_c8e530f6fd.jpg)
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3182/2332756585_291a58267d.jpg)
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/94/259375119_396e793805.jpg)
some wouldnt post..

Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tommytwotone on September 01, 2009, 09:19:56 pm
The lass in the stripey top getting all over the yellow sloper is cleary one for 'Gurn Again' word.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: dave on September 01, 2009, 09:25:21 pm
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/45/184941179_a2393821ce.jpg)

she certainly wasn't at fingals cave when I was there.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jim on September 01, 2009, 09:36:04 pm
The lass in the stripey top getting all over the yellow sloper is cleary one for 'Gurn Again' word.
also one for 'needs a decent meal'
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tomtom on September 01, 2009, 09:44:28 pm
The lass in the stripey top getting all over the yellow sloper is cleary one for 'Gurn Again' word.
also one for 'needs a decent meal'
I'd be worried about a lass who's hands were bigger than her head too!  :)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on September 02, 2009, 02:01:59 pm
That malnourished, gurning one (with Millie Tant spotting) is a repost and she's been a "shit, isn't that......" for Keira Knightley IIRC.

How about this one. Katarina Kejžar from Slovenia.

(http://i29.tinypic.com/whbssx.jpg)

(http://i25.tinypic.com/2mo0zkm.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: fast on September 02, 2009, 03:24:53 pm
I love this post !
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tobym on September 02, 2009, 03:27:25 pm

How about this one. Katarina Kejžar from Slovenia.


Yup, wad point for that one
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: RASTATA on September 04, 2009, 10:36:27 am
Amna Shiekh
Date of birth 1984-12-03
Height 165 cm
Weight about 53 kg
Started climbing 2005
Occupation Ninja

(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/21175_633499628267888750.jpg)

(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/21175_633874002466061250.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on September 04, 2009, 10:49:02 am
Definitely dabbing right toe on that hill.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tobym on September 04, 2009, 07:47:05 pm
and definitely dead fit
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Fultonius on September 04, 2009, 10:38:11 pm
That malnourished, gurning one (with Millie Tant spotting) is a repost and she's been a "shit, isn't that......" for Keira Knightley IIRC.

How about this one. Katarina Kejžar from Slovenia.

(http://i29.tinypic.com/whbssx.jpg)

(http://i25.tinypic.com/2mo0zkm.jpg)

Am I dreaming, or was she not on theis very recently and someone made a comment about the fact she should also be in Muscular Deformities?

I so would!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: robertostallioni on September 04, 2009, 10:48:43 pm
You fuckin' nose it.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Will Hunt on September 05, 2009, 12:31:37 am
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/192/501233428_a99deffabb.jpg)
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/211/498352362_c154418c6f.jpg)

No top out, no tick. This ain't The Joker.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Drew on September 05, 2009, 11:19:00 am
Am I dreaming, or was she not on theis very recently and someone made a comment about the fact she should also be in Muscular Deformities?

I so would!

She was in the "Shit, isn't that..." thread, looking like Ms. B Streisand

Fortunately, she is much fitter, and therefore, I would too.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: north_country_boy on September 05, 2009, 12:58:02 pm
(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/26698_633861471673593750.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: mini on September 05, 2009, 01:46:35 pm
Digging that secretarial look :great:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Drew on September 06, 2009, 12:43:35 am
Can we all backlink things a little more on here please? It can take ages trawling through t'interweb to find the page you've uploaded from. It's easy enough.

(http://www.anatomic.sk/images/640x480/904-898-lezecka-stena-brno-leze-helca-lipenska.jpg) (http://www.anatomic.sk/en)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Monolith on September 06, 2009, 12:51:59 pm
Shame there's not a contact details text file annexed to some of these.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: robertostallioni on September 06, 2009, 08:21:22 pm
Didn't you find it Mono?
Don't worry, I've arranged for the latest Yank, Slovo and Swedish DFB's to turn up at the Depot on Friday. Perhaps Crouch will be so kind as to pass on their details....
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: robertostallioni on September 06, 2009, 08:54:01 pm
Fuck. They've all cancelled.  :thumbsdown:

Barring more cancellations its just the Leeds crew, Crouch, me and popular girl band the Saturdays. I imagine.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Monolith on September 07, 2009, 12:18:48 pm
Could be psyched if I find out how crouch is getting over. Leeds has some fine women so if worst comes to worst, just advertise the depot as a new super club. And upon entry lock the doors.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Joepicalli on September 07, 2009, 04:23:04 pm
Could be psyched if I find out how crouch is getting over. Leeds has some fine women so if worst comes to worst, just advertise the depot as a new super club. And upon entry lock the doors.
Great the DFBWGC thread has now become a kidnap plot thread this is starting to get interesting :bounce:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Adam Lincoln on September 07, 2009, 06:28:13 pm
(http://www.deadpointmagazine.com/images/uploads/summeror/12713.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Adam Lincoln on September 07, 2009, 06:43:40 pm
(http://www.8a.nu/images/firstPageImages/large/angie_wins.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: GraemeA on September 07, 2009, 09:41:58 pm
Can we all backlink things a little more on here please? It can take ages trawling through t'interweb to find the page you've uploaded from. It's easy enough.

(http://www.anatomic.sk/images/640x480/904-898-lezecka-stena-brno-leze-helca-lipenska.jpg) (http://www.anatomic.sk/en)

Ahh, Helena Lipenska, was chatting to her last night, she's lovely.

But my chatting to Helena was not the reason that Tomas 'The Machine' Mrazek lost it but I will let Grimer tell that story
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: account_inactive on September 07, 2009, 10:52:40 pm
(http://www.8a.nu/images/firstPageImages/large/angie_wins.jpg)

NO!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Drew on September 07, 2009, 11:28:19 pm
Why not? She's not your sister is she?  ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: slackline on September 08, 2009, 08:55:33 am
Give your shoes some TLC....

(http://www.shardrock.net/images/banners/WildClimb2007a.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: DaveC on September 08, 2009, 01:03:23 pm
Give your shoes some TLC....

(http://www.shardrock.net/images/banners/WildClimb2007a.jpg)

It took a while for me to notice the shoe....  ::)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tomtom on September 08, 2009, 01:25:30 pm
Give your shoes some TLC....

(http://www.shardrock.net/images/banners/WildClimb2007a.jpg)

It took a while for me to notice the shoe....  ::)
Yeah, the red stethoscope caught my eye first too...
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on September 10, 2009, 02:08:37 pm
I'm sure she's been posted before

(http://www.tomasmrazek.cz/foto/342.jpg)

(http://www.tomasmrazek.cz/foto/222.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tomtom on September 10, 2009, 02:12:42 pm
An excellent post Lagers... though my eye was distracted in the first one by the dog and water bottle that appear to be floating in mid air in the top LH corner...
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: grimer on September 10, 2009, 02:31:54 pm
Helena!!!

Me and GraemeA and Messenger were out in Arco last week at the Rockmaster - blazing sun, beautiful people...

Can you imagine if someone sprinkled magic dust over this entire thread, and it all came to life...

It was like that.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on September 10, 2009, 02:48:02 pm
Were you two not a little, erm, conspicuous?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: grimer on September 10, 2009, 03:06:40 pm
Yes, Graeme was certainly sticking out quite a bit.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: andy_e on September 10, 2009, 03:10:17 pm
That put a horrific image in my head.

(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g151/Joreyheart/Family-Guy-Vomit.gif)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on September 10, 2009, 03:45:55 pm
Yes, Graeme was certainly sticking out quite a bit.

Because he didn't have a over-caffeinated sugary drink company tranfer on his arm?

Oh... you mean, like, sticking out...

I have just shocked myself with the mental image of Mr A as one of those Aubrey Beardsley dwarves with a huge boner (eg the little Lacedaemonian Ambassador), but with a over-caffeinated sugary drink company transfer on it - in my mind he is cackling like Rumplestiltskin and rubbing his hands together in evil delight.


Not managed to find an actual photo of Gram like this, but there is bound to be one somewhere on tinterweb.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: GraemeA on September 10, 2009, 04:55:23 pm
Yes, Graeme was certainly sticking out quite a bit.

Yes we were all sticking out a bit. It was nice to be out in the sunshine ;) I think Messenger is only just recovering from his self induced coma.

But the real question to be asked is which one of us was offered a good old fashioned teabagging by a very well known male climber? (Hint, it wasn't me)

And why?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tomtom on September 10, 2009, 05:20:01 pm
Yes, Graeme was certainly sticking out quite a bit.

Yes we were all sticking out a bit. It was nice to be out in the sunshine ;) I think Messenger is only just recovering from his self induced coma.

But the real question to be asked is which one of us was offered a good old fashioned teabagging by a very well known male climber? (Hint, it wasn't me)

And why?

Teabagging (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teabagging)  :shrug: eek! really?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jim on September 10, 2009, 09:06:12 pm
have you been living under the stairs?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tomtom on September 10, 2009, 09:29:14 pm
have you been living under the stairs?

Naa, just not in Denton  ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: butters on September 10, 2009, 09:35:07 pm
But the real question to be asked is which one of us was offered a good old fashioned teabagging by a very well known male climber? (Hint, it wasn't me)

And why?

Does it have anything to do with your earlier post?

Quote
But my chatting to Helena was not the reason that Tomas 'The Machine' Mrazek lost it but I will let Grimer tell that story
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: GraemeA on September 10, 2009, 10:23:25 pm
Are you suggesting that Tomas 'The Machine' Marezek would offer Grimer a teabagging?

I'd go into hiding. Now. Your life could be in jeopardy.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: robertostallioni on September 10, 2009, 10:28:42 pm
I'm unclear as to what exactly is "on offer" Does one offer the use of the mouth, as a recepticle, or of the sack, for dunkage? Ie, is it preferable to be on the receiving end of such an offer, or to strike early and get in with first dibs yourself?  :shrug:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on September 10, 2009, 10:39:23 pm
I think Ondra may have meant something slightly different, Graeme translated it as "call me Harry Potter again, Grimer, and I'll shove my balls in your mouth"
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: galpinos on September 11, 2009, 08:43:20 am

To get the thread back on track, from the other channel:

http://www.ukclimbing.com/images/dbpage.html?id=124013 (http://www.ukclimbing.com/images/dbpage.html?id=124013)

Hubba hubba.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: andy_e on September 11, 2009, 08:54:24 am
Well saved.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Bungle. on September 11, 2009, 09:26:41 am

To get the thread back on track, from the other channel:

http://www.ukclimbing.com/images/dbpage.html?id=124013 (http://www.ukclimbing.com/images/dbpage.html?id=124013)

Hubba hubba.

Finally a reason to go to Leicestershire
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Fultonius on September 11, 2009, 10:46:52 pm
Guns to be proud off too.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on September 11, 2009, 10:48:54 pm
YYFY!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: andy popp on September 14, 2009, 09:24:12 pm
http://www.8a.nu/commonFunctions/ImageZoom.aspx?ImageUrl=http://www.8a.nu/images/firstPageImages/large/DSC_4082.jpg (http://www.8a.nu/commonFunctions/ImageZoom.aspx?ImageUrl=http://www.8a.nu/images/firstPageImages/large/DSC_4082.jpg)

Wouldn't embed for some reason.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: robertostallioni on September 14, 2009, 09:57:45 pm
Hmmmmm.

JCB Wheelnuts
(http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:O56btLCs6U34yM:http://forums.lr4x4.com/uploads/1157746843/med_gallery_2_169_11687.jpg)
Teachers chalk
(http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:IF0WQVkwxRmrNM:http://webhosting.web.com/imagelib/sitebuilder/pictures/photos2go_images/education/360771.jpg)
Chapel Hatpegs
(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:KtfQ9bGhhZ_PDM:http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3208/2361404011_d741eb7d0a.jpg?v=0)
Pygmys cocks.
(http://www.mendosa.com/pygmy.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: GCW on September 14, 2009, 10:02:25 pm
http://www.8a.nu/commonFunctions/ImageZoom.aspx?ImageUrl=http://www.8a.nu/images/firstPageImages/large/DSC_4082.jpg (http://www.8a.nu/commonFunctions/ImageZoom.aspx?ImageUrl=http://www.8a.nu/images/firstPageImages/large/DSC_4082.jpg)

Wouldn't embed for some reason.

I think it's the Minger filter, Andy.  More taste, less seed.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jim on September 14, 2009, 10:13:09 pm
not forgetting battleship rivets
(http://blog.liverpoolmuseums.org.uk/graphics/rivets.jpg)
or blind cobblers thumbs
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: namnok on September 14, 2009, 10:17:25 pm
(http://www.bigwall.dk/billeder/dbk/climbing-magazine-173.jpg)

lets have an old classic, bring it back to standards
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Adam Lincoln on September 14, 2009, 10:55:20 pm
(http://www.climbing.com/news/hotflashes/MayanSmith-L%27arcademicien-375.gif)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on September 15, 2009, 08:02:36 am
Could do with a nourishing meal. Plus one pic has freaky bicep.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Johnny Brown on September 15, 2009, 06:24:52 pm
Is that Brittany? She's not as thin as she looks there.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Adam Lincoln on September 15, 2009, 06:29:31 pm
Is that Brittany? She's not as thin as she looks there.

No its Mayan Smith from NZ. Its what happens when you are pretty much constantly living the dream!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Carnage on September 16, 2009, 03:12:58 am
She's got some guns on her! Heres a couple of shots a mate took of her visit to the Blueys:

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/33/45460274_b62a81f273.jpg)
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/27/45460275_afbb25b79e.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Spanish John on September 17, 2009, 09:37:02 am

To get the thread back on track, from the other channel:

http://www.ukclimbing.com/images/dbpage.html?id=124013 (http://www.ukclimbing.com/images/dbpage.html?id=124013)

Finally a reason to go to Leicestershire

and you guys said I had low standards! She could be elspeth yates (leicestershire bint). If so she's got her head up her own ass 
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Fiend on September 17, 2009, 09:58:51 am
Looking at the rest of the gallery, yes, she is. MIAOW ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: rginns on September 17, 2009, 10:04:22 am

To get the thread back on track, from the other channel:

http://www.ukclimbing.com/images/dbpage.html?id=124013 (http://www.ukclimbing.com/images/dbpage.html?id=124013)

Finally a reason to go to Leicestershire

and you guys said I had low standards! She could be elspeth yates (leicestershire bint). If so she's got her head up her own ass

I'm pretty sure it is, and I would have to agree I'm afraid...... :shrug:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on September 17, 2009, 10:09:18 am
Quote
WHAT
Quote

To get the thread back on track, from the other channel:

http://www.ukclimbing.com/images/dbpage.html?id=124013 (http://www.ukclimbing.com/images/dbpage.html?id=124013)

Finally a reason to go to Leicestershire

and you guys said I had low standards! She could be elspeth yates (leicestershire bint). If so she's got her head up her own ass

I'm pretty sure it is, and I would have to agree I'm afraid...... :shrug:
THE
FUCK
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Fiend on September 17, 2009, 10:45:48 am
I'm pretty sure it is, and I would have to agree I'm afraid...... :shrug:
You don't have to be pretty sure. I've already looked at the gallery and told you  ::)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: galpinos on September 17, 2009, 11:07:04 am
and you guys said I had low standards! She could be elspeth yates (leicestershire bint). If so she's got her head up her own ass

It's a pretty wee head though.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Drew on September 17, 2009, 11:18:53 am
Quote
We're descending into
Quote
WHAT
Quote

To get the thread back on track, from the other channel:

http://www.ukclimbing.com/images/dbpage.html?id=124013 (http://www.ukclimbing.com/images/dbpage.html?id=124013)

Finally a reason to go to Leicestershire

and you guys said I had low standards! She could be elspeth yates (leicestershire bint). If so she's got her head up her own ass

I'm pretty sure it is, and I would have to agree I'm afraid...... :shrug:
THE
Quote
quoting Hell!
FUCK

In answer to the comments: Who gives a fuck? She's fit. She's in!  :shag:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: andyh on September 17, 2009, 11:25:11 am
I think elspeth yates might be the one
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on September 17, 2009, 11:27:55 am
It's a pretty wee head though.

Looks normal sized to me. Compared to some grumpy posters on here anyway.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on September 17, 2009, 11:30:34 am
It must be quite small if she can fit it up her own arse.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: dave on September 17, 2009, 11:35:43 am
It must be quite small if she can fit it up her own arse.

or a big asshole.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: galpinos on September 17, 2009, 11:37:39 am
It must be quite small if she can fit it up her own arse.

or a big asshole.

  :o followed by :'( - Elspeth's Face

 :great: - Dave's Face
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: magpie on September 17, 2009, 11:53:29 am
Who gives a fuck? She's fit. She's in!  :shag:
Exactly, it's not a personality contest. :rtfm:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Drew on September 17, 2009, 11:55:20 am
There's a new one of our favourite looking, head-up-her-own-arse-but-do-I-give-a-fuck-? (http://www.ukclimbing.com/images/dbpage.html?id=124713) girl
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on September 17, 2009, 11:58:50 am
That looks a bit like Elspeth Yates.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Lund on September 17, 2009, 11:59:32 am
There's a new one of our favourite looking, head-up-her-own-arse-but-do-I-give-a-fuck-? (http://www.ukclimbing.com/images/dbpage.html?id=124713) girl

Still adorned with a pearl necklace... :o
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: andyh on September 17, 2009, 12:06:32 pm
Elspeth Yates is definately the one
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: slackline on September 17, 2009, 12:16:48 pm
Less bitching, more posting  :spank:

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3073/3872552767_2c13ee63ca_b.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/rockjammer/3872552767/)
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3475/3810664686_aeaa7e4c73_b.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/35577965@N03/3810664686/)
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2519/3777735573_c44f447660_b.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/velaetxa/3777735573/)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on September 17, 2009, 11:10:08 pm
Slightly off topic, but inspiring

(http://jknujknu1.googlepages.com/arsechalk.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: yankeepete on September 18, 2009, 05:21:22 am
 (http://img155.imagevenue.com/loc153/th_47599_a_122_153lo.jpg) (http://img155.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=47599_a_122_153lo.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: slackline on September 18, 2009, 07:29:15 am
Slightly off topic, but inspiring

(http://jknujknu1.googlepages.com/arsechalk.jpg)

Is that the dodgy damp metollious chalk (http://ukbouldering.com/board/index.php/topic,12382.0.html) everyones been moaning about?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on September 18, 2009, 08:02:07 am
Hands are the wrong way round, unless someone was trying to mantel onto her?

Acceptably off topic.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Joepicalli on September 18, 2009, 08:19:50 am
I think elspeth yates might be the one
I think you mean THE ONE.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: slackline on September 18, 2009, 08:36:44 am
Hands are the wrong way round, unless someone was trying to mantel onto her?

Or they're her own hands?

 :whistle:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on September 18, 2009, 08:38:51 am
Hands are the wrong way round, unless someone was trying to mantel onto her?

Or their her own hands?

T H E Y ' R E

 :spank:

 ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tomtom on September 18, 2009, 08:45:03 am
In the spirit of getting to the TRUTH, I carried out a forensic reconstruction using some damp metolious chalk on my own arse* - and from the SCIENCE I can conclude that these patterns could readily have been made by her own hands...

* (mrs TT burst in and is now seeking legal advice)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on September 18, 2009, 08:50:47 am
Fool.

The real SCIENCE involves providing a Yorkshire Spot to a sample (say a hundred or so) of bikini clad ladies and then carefully analysing the results.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tomtom on September 18, 2009, 09:01:47 am
The real SCIENCE involves providing a Yorkshire Spot to a sample (say a hundred or so) of bikini clad ladies and then carefully analysing the results.

Easy - just take a stroll along the Prom at Bridlington and (as any lurrcal will know) there will be hordes of suitably attired subjects. Though you may find that some of the hand prints post testing may be hard to find due to the higher arse to hand surface area ratio found in Brid...

Though.. 1. Why yorkshire arses (this looks distinctly like a Mediterranean rear to me) and 2. How the f*ck did you find this anyway?? and 3. are you saying my arse is not representative?  ;)

ps - great pic btw...
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on September 18, 2009, 09:12:40 am
1. Yorkshire Spot is a term for full contact, arsistive spotting - as invented by Dennis Gray. It can be performed on any subject, no matter which county they are from.

2. BirdBot content based image retrieval system

3. post a pic so me and Ms Pie can decide
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tomtom on September 18, 2009, 09:20:15 am
1. Yorkshire Spot is a term for full contact, arsistive spotting - as invented by Dennis Gray. It can be performed on any subject, no matter which county they are from.

 :-[ I hold my head in mis-understanding shame...

Picture following, but having to adjust the image to reduce the excessive whiteness blanking out the shot...
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: magpie on September 18, 2009, 10:10:43 am
She could easily have got those hand prints by backing up into a pair of cupped hands, these things happen.  :whistle:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: butters on September 18, 2009, 02:13:31 pm

2. BirdBot content based image retrieval system


Can we take this as proof that you have been reunited with the BirdBot program and we can expect high class pictures to be flooding this thread again?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: andy popp on September 18, 2009, 05:14:39 pm
She could easily have got those hand prints by backing up into a pair of cupped hands, these things happen.  :whistle:

Not to me they don't.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tobym on September 18, 2009, 08:51:35 pm
She could easily have got those hand prints by backing up into a pair of cupped hands, these things happen.  :whistle:

 :boohoo:
Not to me they don't.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Adam Lincoln on September 21, 2009, 12:13:18 pm
(http://www.planetgrimpe.com/2bgal/img/valencemondefinalefemme/IMG_1711.JPG)

Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on September 21, 2009, 05:54:08 pm
(http://i35.tinypic.com/mskb6c.jpg)

(http://i34.tinypic.com/2ai1sox.jpg)

(http://i33.tinypic.com/9h3ybl.jpg)

(http://i38.tinypic.com/30xke8g.jpg)

(http://i36.tinypic.com/kampfa.jpg)

(http://i38.tinypic.com/zxwcqc.jpg)

(http://i36.tinypic.com/jt8dqx.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Drew on September 21, 2009, 05:59:31 pm
(http://i35.tinypic.com/mskb6c.jpg)

(http://i34.tinypic.com/2ai1sox.jpg)

I think I'm in love

Quote
(http://i38.tinypic.com/30xke8g.jpg)

(http://i36.tinypic.com/kampfa.jpg)

I posted these a couple of months back, but I reckon she's worth a re-post!  :shag:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tomtom on September 21, 2009, 06:00:03 pm
POW! great posts Jasper (&Drew) & Adam (fantastic shot!)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Drew on September 21, 2009, 06:12:51 pm
Went to Planetgrimpe (http://www.planetgrimpe.com/) after Tanman's post. It's a mine of potentially underage, but damn fine birds. I feel a little guilty about some of these.

(http://www.planetgrimpe.com/2bgal/img/Munich2009bis/1%20(28).jpg)
(http://www.planetgrimpe.com/2bgal/img/valencemondefinalefemme/IMG_1558.JPG)
(http://www.planetgrimpe.com/2bgal/img/valencemondefinalefemme/IMG_1645.JPG)
(http://www.planetgrimpe.com/2bgal/img/valencemondefinalefemme/IMG_1759.JPG)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Fultonius on September 21, 2009, 06:13:41 pm


(http://i38.tinypic.com/zxwcqc.jpg)

Damn, my guns look fine today.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: slackline on September 21, 2009, 06:19:12 pm
(http://i36.tinypic.com/kampfa.jpg)

 :thumbsup:

I should probably drag my mind out of the gutter though  :spank:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tomtom on September 21, 2009, 06:28:27 pm
I should probably drag my mind out of the gutter though  :spank:

Nothing wrong with building up an appetite - as long as you remember to eat at home  :)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Adam Lincoln on September 21, 2009, 07:13:30 pm
Not to every ones taste, but...

(http://www.8a.nu/images/firstPageImages/large/rockmaster_09_11.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: robertostallioni on September 21, 2009, 07:15:49 pm
 Thanks for your time, but thats a 'no' from me. I'm out.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tomtom on September 21, 2009, 07:25:52 pm
Thanks for your time, but thats a 'no' from me. I'm out.

Me too, a bit too much 'eaten a biro sideways' going on there... she looks happy though.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: fatneck on September 21, 2009, 09:40:24 pm
Come on lads! She looks lovely. I definitely would and preferably, lots... :wave:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: robertostallioni on September 21, 2009, 09:44:04 pm
Well, maybe If she asked nice.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: butters on September 22, 2009, 09:43:10 am
Well if she walked up to me in the Sheaf and said how about it I would be a fool to turn it down but I can't really envision a situation where I would abandon a pint in said establishment to chase her - it is early in the morning though. ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: RASTATA on September 24, 2009, 08:30:33 am
(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/23635_633888242544397500.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on September 24, 2009, 08:32:45 am
Shwing
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on September 24, 2009, 09:54:55 am
(http://i38.tinypic.com/350a3yd.jpg)

(http://i37.tinypic.com/2efoztc.jpg)

(http://i35.tinypic.com/2uqkdip.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on September 24, 2009, 02:46:32 pm
too much plastic and not enough grit recently
(http://lh6.ggpht.com/_m45BAjSF4zc/ShXnttCy0KI/AAAAAAAAONM/8IyvZA3olzk/IMG_7186.JPG)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Drew on September 24, 2009, 02:52:35 pm
too much plastic and not enough grit recently

But when it looks this good, who cares?


(http://i35.tinypic.com/2uqkdip.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on September 24, 2009, 02:56:50 pm
Schoolboy error lagers. You're not supposed to be looking at what the bird is climbing.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Adam Lincoln on September 24, 2009, 03:32:54 pm
(http://www.8a.nu/images/firstPageImages/large/rockmaster_09_218.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Dolly on September 24, 2009, 03:34:14 pm
Quote
You're not supposed to be looking at what the bird is climbing
I know I've got it all wrong but what is she climbing ?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Fiend on September 24, 2009, 03:38:38 pm
Matterhorn Arete, Almscliff.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: BD on September 24, 2009, 04:50:45 pm
(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/17623_633892124053862500.jpg)

not the hottest girl around but she certainly has "something".
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tomtom on September 24, 2009, 04:54:00 pm
indeed - a fine nut placement
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: flyguy on September 24, 2009, 06:43:09 pm
wow! :o
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tobym on September 24, 2009, 07:54:10 pm
indeed - a fine nut placement

I'd....., no, mustn't say it, mustn't say it.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tomtom on September 24, 2009, 07:56:42 pm
indeed - a fine nut placement

I'd....., no, mustn't say it, mustn't say it.

Oh go on....
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Fiend on September 24, 2009, 09:40:56 pm
They'd get milked for sure.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: saltbeef on September 24, 2009, 10:55:45 pm
look at louis theroux belaying.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Bubba on September 25, 2009, 01:00:41 am
look at louis theroux belaying.
That's uncanny :)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: RASTATA on September 25, 2009, 07:45:25 am
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_V6LCLUvoqQI/SmiEnpaaPFI/AAAAAAAAAjU/HgCIPKqruFI/s1600/_GUA1717.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tobym on September 25, 2009, 08:57:56 am
Looks like Daila's hair reaches her chalkbag now, hope she conditions well.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Stubbs on September 25, 2009, 10:18:54 am
too much plastic and not enough grit recently
(http://lh6.ggpht.com/_m45BAjSF4zc/ShXnttCy0KI/AAAAAAAAONM/8IyvZA3olzk/IMG_7186.JPG)

My picture  :)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Eddies on September 25, 2009, 12:08:22 pm
Nice watercolour!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Adam Lincoln on September 27, 2009, 08:55:20 pm
And here she is again. Nice rack girl.
(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/17623_633456317963061352.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on September 27, 2009, 09:01:34 pm
heel round the rope... might fall off... nasty rope burn on calf... whole new niche of fans!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jim on September 27, 2009, 09:32:43 pm
look at louis theroux belaying.
the only man to notice this. you truely are a gay-lord
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on September 28, 2009, 11:20:52 am
(http://i34.tinypic.com/16c9qbt.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on September 28, 2009, 12:00:28 pm
This may be a repost.

(http://i34.tinypic.com/2s4lh.jpg)

But I'm putting it up as an excuse to post this one of her covered in mud.

(http://i33.tinypic.com/zntr0o.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on September 28, 2009, 12:09:17 pm
(http://i36.tinypic.com/2jb08xf.jpg)

(http://i37.tinypic.com/30lgqom.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on September 28, 2009, 12:10:26 pm
(http://i34.tinypic.com/2ez1wyx.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Adam Lincoln on September 28, 2009, 03:55:12 pm
Possibily a bit of MILF  ;)
http://www.deadpointmagazine.com/dpm-hd/39-beta--ashley-dorough-on-brutus (http://www.deadpointmagazine.com/dpm-hd/39-beta--ashley-dorough-on-brutus)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: galpinos on September 28, 2009, 04:13:20 pm
Kyndal Braddick

(http://pimpinandcrimpin.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/7.jpg)

(http://pimpinandcrimpin.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/5.jpg)

I would.

I got there before you Jasper but it's a worthy re-post.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Drew on September 28, 2009, 04:31:57 pm
Possibily a bit of MILF  ;)
http://www.deadpointmagazine.com/dpm-hd/39-beta--ashley-dorough-on-brutus (http://www.deadpointmagazine.com/dpm-hd/39-beta--ashley-dorough-on-brutus)

Don't know what you mean. She looks about 28. She def does it for me.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: slackline on September 28, 2009, 04:33:23 pm
Possibily a bit of MILF  ;)


Don't know what you mean. She looks about 28. She def does it for me.

You can be a Mum at 28 you know Drew  ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Drew on September 28, 2009, 04:35:33 pm
Possibily a bit of MILF  ;)


Don't know what you mean. She looks about 28. She def does it for me.

You can be a Mum at 28 you know Drew  ;)

Yes Slackers, I know, but MILF is usually reserved for someone who could be your mum! It's usually in the 35+ age category. You can't yes that an 18 year old girl, who's got a 2month old baby is a MILF.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Wipey Why on September 28, 2009, 08:09:28 pm
No idea if this has already been posted but here you go.

http://www.deadpointmagazine.com/dpm-hd/23-2009-mammut-bouldering-comp--women (http://www.deadpointmagazine.com/dpm-hd/23-2009-mammut-bouldering-comp--women)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: namnok on September 28, 2009, 08:18:56 pm
No idea if this has already been posted but here you go.

http://www.deadpointmagazine.com/dpm-hd/23-2009-mammut-bouldering-comp--women (http://www.deadpointmagazine.com/dpm-hd/23-2009-mammut-bouldering-comp--women)

no watch there obe, no watch
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: slackline on September 28, 2009, 08:25:57 pm
Possibily a bit of MILF  ;)


Don't know what you mean. She looks about 28. She def does it for me.

You can be a Mum at 28 you know Drew  ;)

Yes Slackers, I know, but MILF is usually reserved for someone who could be your mum! It's usually in the 35+ age category. You can't yes that an 18 year old girl, who's got a 2month old baby is a MILF.

Yes I was being somewhat facetious, but does the above work on a sliding scale?  That would mean a horny 12/13 year old entering puberty could easily get away defining the above lady as a MILF, but you or I are peering into the early-mid 40s category (assuming you're a similar age).

I've been thinking recently though, aging isn't so bad at all, the number of attractive members of the opposite sex just increases as I'd never have considered people around my current age to be as pleasing on the eye as I now do, and there's now loads more fit young things than when I was younger  :-[
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Wipey Why on September 28, 2009, 08:28:25 pm
Another one.

http://www.deadpointmagazine.com/dpm-hd/29-competitors-spirit--sierra-blair-coyle (http://www.deadpointmagazine.com/dpm-hd/29-competitors-spirit--sierra-blair-coyle)

Bit young though
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on September 28, 2009, 09:02:21 pm
Puurs women superfinals 2009 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdjUP5s9BBY#ws-hd)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: fatneck on September 28, 2009, 10:12:34 pm
Quote
Puurs women superfinals 2009
Good work Lagers...

a) What a boss looking route!

b) Maja; All day!

c) Johanna Ernst; Just about!

(http://climbnsa.com/images/Johanna%20Ernst.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on September 28, 2009, 10:18:52 pm
I know it's a repost, but Maja deserves it  :thumbsup:

(http://enokido.net/mountain/archives/2008/m080910-9.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on September 29, 2009, 08:58:46 am
Johanna Ernst is not only fit she's a fucking beast. Really impressive climbing in that vid.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on September 29, 2009, 01:05:52 pm
Nina Caprez (http://www.ninacaprez.ch)

(http://www.ninacaprez.ch/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/20090815_re_nina_0076.jpg)

(http://www.ninacaprez.ch/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/dsc00681)



Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Durbs on September 29, 2009, 01:15:37 pm
Er - isn't that last picture a little "specialist"?

She seems to be enjoying herself mind you
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on September 29, 2009, 01:18:04 pm
Er - isn't that last picture a little "specialist"?

yeah, maybe I shouldn't post multi-pitch photos on a bouldering forum
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on September 29, 2009, 01:34:40 pm
I make no excuses for more of the usual suspects..........

(http://i33.tinypic.com/2vv0rck.jpg)

(http://i36.tinypic.com/ojnz0p.jpg)

(http://i38.tinypic.com/ipppv6.jpg)

(http://i33.tinypic.com/29vb9eo.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on September 29, 2009, 01:51:34 pm
Her double band of blue tape still intrigues me. Good pics.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on September 29, 2009, 01:53:29 pm
No complaints from me, Jasper. Keep up the good work.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on September 29, 2009, 02:06:47 pm
On 8a.lookatme it says that the superfinal route that lagers linked above was almost identical to the men's route. The setters put a couple of extra holds on the start because it was too reachy but apart from that it was identical. The only male competitor to get further than Johanna Ernst was Ramonet.

 :o
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: RASTATA on September 29, 2009, 02:36:27 pm
(http://i33.tinypic.com/29vb9eo.jpg)

For sure Maja could eat something?  :-\
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: BD on September 29, 2009, 02:38:58 pm
It was indeed almost the same as the mens route because all 3 girls topped the female route. Ramon fell on the big hold half way up because he was too short (really short!, midget size short tbh). They placed an extra hold there for the girls superfinal. It was only ondra and not ramon who got further. What's most impressive is that Johanna was the only one doing that last crux move the way she did (swinging feet to the other side and crossing under with her right arm). A lot of guys fell there trying other, worse methods.
The most important thing to remember? Johanna is hot! Even if she could only do 4c, she could still do me.

BD (front row seets :thumbsup:)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on September 29, 2009, 02:42:55 pm
Nice to see 8a.twat getting their facts right again then. Actually it's just the garbled way they write stuff.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on September 29, 2009, 02:54:22 pm
For sure Maja could eat something?  :-\

I've got something for her.


[beavisbutthead] huh, huuhuhh, hee, heuh, huh [/beavisbutthead]

Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: slackline on September 29, 2009, 03:10:25 pm
For sure Maja could eat something?  :-\

I've got something for her.

A pie?

Or is it your more sophisticated asparagus wrapped in parma ham?

 :shrug: ???
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on September 29, 2009, 03:28:47 pm
Quote from: slack---line
Or is it your sophisticated asparagus


Never heard it called that before.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: slackline on September 29, 2009, 04:13:12 pm
Quote from: slack---line
Or is it your sophisticated asparagus


Never heard it called that before.

For once there was no innuendo (http://ukbouldering.com/board/index.php/topic,11748.msg202886.html#msg202886).
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on September 29, 2009, 04:20:45 pm
I know what it is slackers, I've eaten it. The asparagus / ham combo that is.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: slackline on September 29, 2009, 04:28:45 pm
I know what it is slackers, I've eaten it. The asparagus / ham combo that is.

Good job you added that corollary there Jasper!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: flyguy on September 29, 2009, 08:11:05 pm
im a little worried that specialist picture is making me feel a bit specialist :(
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: GraemeA on September 29, 2009, 08:16:49 pm
Er - isn't that last picture a little "specialist"?

She seems to be enjoying herself mind you

Wonder what's going on out of shot! Maybe Cedric (her bloke) is doing something with his finger(s)  ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: magpie on September 29, 2009, 09:42:03 pm
I'm a little worried how pleased she looks about the photo being taken.   :lol:  I am so not cut out for big wall stuff, the lack of undergrowth would kill me.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: robertostallioni on September 29, 2009, 09:49:12 pm
  I am so not cut out for big wall stuff, the lack of undergrowth would kill me.
Was there another photo I missed? I don't think a Brazilian is strictly necessary you know.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Drew on September 29, 2009, 09:49:38 pm
I am so not cut out for big wall stuff, the lack of undergrowth would kill me.

That's rather personal information isn't it?  :P  :-[      ;)

 I fail to see what difference it would make.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Drew on September 29, 2009, 10:35:08 pm
Sorry for the FB links

(http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs243.snc1/9020_1217980538672_1503651004_583676_2829421_n.jpg)
(http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs263.snc1/9020_1221616749575_1503651004_593878_2336379_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: magpie on September 29, 2009, 10:42:40 pm
I fail to see what difference it would make.
If you don't get it, I am sure as hell not explaining it for you.   ;)

Nice tatts.   :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: robertostallioni on September 29, 2009, 10:45:56 pm
Who's the blonde with Tyler?/

(and Nibs should cut down on the 'roids).
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: RASTATA on September 30, 2009, 01:33:38 pm
(http://www.natalijagros.si/images/galerije/slike/slika/dsc_0289_mala.jpg)(http://www.natalijagros.si/images/galerije/slike/slika/p1000281_mala.jpg)
(http://www.natalijagros.si/images/galerije/slike/slika/dsc_0260_mala.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Robl on October 01, 2009, 01:01:02 pm
(http://www.natalijagros.si/images/galerije/slike/slika/dsc_0289_mala.jpg)(http://www.natalijagros.si/images/galerije/slike/slika/p1000281_mala.jpg)
(http://www.natalijagros.si/images/galerije/slike/slika/dsc_0260_mala.jpg)

Excellent find..... check out the drop knee technique....   :P
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on October 01, 2009, 01:20:11 pm
Natalija Gros, has graced these pages a few times, google images is a veritable goldmine of pics of her.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on October 01, 2009, 09:20:51 pm
already seen?

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3216/2980197203_274af0b20c_b.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: robertostallioni on October 01, 2009, 09:26:19 pm
It's horn o'clock.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Fultonius on October 01, 2009, 10:30:02 pm
Ouch, I've just cricked my neck trying to get a better look!  :oops:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Drew on October 01, 2009, 11:59:36 pm
She's a cheeky girly

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3293/2980195493_c4fdbafd6e_b.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/climbrocker/2980195493/in/set-72157608461215911/)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on October 02, 2009, 09:07:35 am
!!!JAILBAIT ALERT!!!

That's the one I found ages ago and then deleted immediately when I saw another angle and realised she was about 12.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Tris on October 02, 2009, 09:13:01 am
That's the one I found ages ago and then deleted immediately when I saw another angle and realised she was about 12.

No way is she 12 - I will eat my hat...
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on October 02, 2009, 09:30:58 am
OK well let's look at the evidence. Here are some other competitors from the same bouldering competition:

(http://i33.tinypic.com/1412zxg.jpg)

(http://i37.tinypic.com/207udlw.jpg)

Click on Drew's backlinked photo and you'll see some more.

There are some adult competitors pictured too but, importantly, they don't have orange wristbands on which (in a Sherlock Holmes type leap) I am assuming are indicative of the age category.

Also, as I said, I can't find it but I have seen another picture of that girl and she looked 100% underage.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on October 02, 2009, 09:36:51 am
(http://i33.tinypic.com/bgelv6.jpg)

(http://i35.tinypic.com/30vj9r9.jpg)

 :-\
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Tris on October 02, 2009, 09:40:31 am
No no no - OMG, I feel quite sick and mentally disturbed now  :o
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on October 02, 2009, 09:41:39 am
Sorry!  :lol:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: account_inactive on October 02, 2009, 11:07:16 am
I'm not sure who's the more disturbed
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: magpie on October 02, 2009, 11:31:27 am
I like how Jasper thoroughly researched, including taking the time to check people's wrist bands, before posting to tell you all you're all dirty pervs.   :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: slackline on October 02, 2009, 11:58:18 am
A few from Petzl : Infinity Lane in Gorges de la Dourbie, Millau (http://www.flickr.com/photos/petzl-sport/sets/72157621970517644/)

Chloé Minoret (mmm, nice legs)
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2509/3798137326_e83ed915dc_o.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/petzl-sport/3798137326/)

Florence Pinet (think the first ones in here already, but hey that dab of chalk on her face is sexy)
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3484/3798143820_45a1381a4d_o.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/petzl-sport/3798143820/)
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2591/3798143818_30b5c18042_o.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/petzl-sport/3798143818/)

Lynn Hill (still looks fine from this distance at least  :-[ )
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3494/3798143826_f0bfd1e4e9_o.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/petzl-sport/3798143826/)

Not sure who, but they've got higher up the route

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2432/3797334431_9484ce55a8_o.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/petzl-sport/3797334431/)

Apres Escalade
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3570/3798137324_5f774e3864_o.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/petzl-sport/3798137324/)

(Sorry, was going to photoshop out the blokes but don't know how  :o )
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: GraemeA on October 02, 2009, 12:18:31 pm
that shot reminds me of the swimming pool at the hotel in Reunion during the Boulder World Cup. The (female) French bouldering team, sunbathing. Happy memories.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: account_inactive on October 02, 2009, 03:16:44 pm
and a Daniel DuLac video?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: GraemeA on October 02, 2009, 04:46:42 pm
and a Daniel DuLac video?

I'd blanked that from my memory. My memories of Reunion consist solely of rum and bikini clad French girls
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: steven82 on October 02, 2009, 06:19:24 pm
First time poster on this thread but these pics caught my eye ;D on 8a
(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/17623_633892124053862500.jpg)
(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/17623_633590520653531250.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on October 03, 2009, 12:04:12 am
(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/21050_633445528438750000.jpg)
(http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v285/145/33/525841110/n525841110_1480183_7991.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Tris on October 03, 2009, 08:47:01 am
First time poster on this thread but these pics caught my eye ;D on 8a

Was posted a few pages back..

http://ukbouldering.com/board/index.php/topic,10790.msg220504.html#msg220504 (http://ukbouldering.com/board/index.php/topic,10790.msg220504.html#msg220504)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Houdini on October 03, 2009, 08:59:07 am
Lynn Hill (still looks fine from this distance at least)

Perhaps.  She looks better from space, mind.

Florence is classy  :-*
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: steven82 on October 03, 2009, 10:42:36 am
First time poster on this thread but these pics caught my eye ;D on 8a

Was posted a few pages back..

http://ukbouldering.com/board/index.php/topic,10790.msg220504.html#msg220504 (http://ukbouldering.com/board/index.php/topic,10790.msg220504.html#msg220504)

ah sorry my computer doesnt allow me to see all pictures on here sometimes. well she was still worth a re post, it brightened up my day.  ;D
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: neil h on October 06, 2009, 09:22:13 am
 :-\

(http://da.img.v4.skyrock.net/da7/asl91/pics/2174379431_1.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: mrjonathanr on October 06, 2009, 09:23:40 am
Staff training at Maison Bleau?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: neil h on October 06, 2009, 10:28:33 am
Staff training at Maison Bleau?

now theres a thought  ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tomtom on October 06, 2009, 01:35:58 pm
Staff training at Maison Bleau?

A tad more Moulin Rouge than Maison Bleau??
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jim on October 06, 2009, 01:38:00 pm
wtf is racoon feeding doing in that picture?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: mrjonathanr on October 06, 2009, 02:06:34 pm
Because they couldn't get a beaver in the shot?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: butters on October 06, 2009, 06:52:16 pm
wtf is racoon feeding doing in that picture?

wtf are you doing that you actually noticed the raccoon in the picture??
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Wipey Why on October 06, 2009, 09:23:23 pm
(http://www.deadpointmag.com/images/uploads/summeror/h7.jpg)

(http://www.deadpointmag.com/images/uploads/summeror/h6.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on October 06, 2009, 09:25:17 pm
Fuck me! Twins!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Adam Lincoln on October 06, 2009, 10:21:03 pm
(http://www.deadpointmagazine.com/images/uploads/summeror/ab4.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Drew on October 06, 2009, 11:29:13 pm
Sasha Diguilian 17 days til she's 18!


(http://www.deadpointmagazine.com/images/uploads/summeror/h2.jpg) (http://www.deadpointmagazine.com/news/151-hound-ears-results.php)

Emily Harrington, Age 23

(http://www.deadpointmag.com/images/uploads/summeror/rrg1.jpg) (http://www.deadpointmag.com/news/152-rocktoberfest-2009.php)

Natasha Barnes, Age 21

(http://www.deadpointmag.com/images/uploads/summeror/Woodyard2sm.jpg) (http://www.deadpointmag.com/news/140-interview--natasha-barnes.php)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on October 07, 2009, 08:03:56 am
Nice to see some age verification there.  ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Tris on October 07, 2009, 09:32:57 am
Sasha Diguilian 17 days til she's 18!

17 is a lot better than 12  ;D
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: magpie on October 07, 2009, 10:26:37 am
Sasha Diguilian 17 days til she's 18!


(http://www.deadpointmagazine.com/images/uploads/summeror/h2.jpg) (http://www.deadpointmagazine.com/news/151-hound-ears-results.php)
The guy in the background appears to be counting down the days until it's safe to pounce.  ;D
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: slackline on October 07, 2009, 10:51:20 am
Sasha Diguilian 17 days til she's 18!

The guy in the background appears to be counting down the days until it's safe to pounce.  ;D

It already is if she's 17  (at least in this country, no idea about the US of A) :shrug:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on October 07, 2009, 10:52:11 am
Tell that to R Kelly.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: magpie on October 07, 2009, 11:21:09 am
It varies, as far as I am aware (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ages_of_consent_in_North_America).  ;)

I resisted the urge to LMGTFY.  ;D
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: slackline on October 07, 2009, 11:26:36 am
It varies, as far as I am aware (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ages_of_consent_in_North_America).  ;)

I resisted the urge to LMGTFY.  ;D

Thats ok, I don't have any intention of going to the USA again, let alone testing the age of consent.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Tris on October 07, 2009, 11:32:05 am
It varies, as far as I am aware (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ages_of_consent_in_North_America).  ;)

I resisted the urge to LMGTFY.  ;D

Thats ok, I don't have any intention of going to the USA again, let alone testing the age of consent.

I would be willing to test the age of consent with the female above, purely from a research point of view you understand.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on October 07, 2009, 11:42:10 am
I can provide that information without any need for your research.

That competition was held in North Carolina where the age of consent is a non bilble bashing 16.

However, Sasha is from Alexandria, Virginia where you'll still have to wait 17 days to avoid an R Kelly style law suit as the AOC is 18.

 :devangel:  ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: nik at work on October 07, 2009, 11:47:06 am
The age of consent law in Mexico sounds mental.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Tris on October 07, 2009, 02:57:52 pm
The age of consent law in Mexico sounds mental.

Also, at either end of the spectrum: Vatican State = 12, Madagascar = 21

http://www.avert.org/age-of-consent.htm (http://www.avert.org/age-of-consent.htm)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on October 07, 2009, 03:12:21 pm
Vatican State = 12


Ensuring that the Catholic priests stay celibate as anyone over 12 is way too old for them.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tomtom on October 07, 2009, 03:22:59 pm
Vatican State = 12


Ensuring that the Catholic priests stay celibate as anyone over 12 is way too old for them.

Same for both sexes?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jim on October 07, 2009, 10:27:24 pm
this is turning into some sort of weird pedo sect

dense will be posting in this thread before long
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: dave on October 07, 2009, 10:35:08 pm
its turning into pure:

(http://thefagcasanova.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/collins_nonce1.jpg)

Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Bubba on October 08, 2009, 12:54:11 am
this is turning into some sort of weird pedo sect
It is a little creepy tbh.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on October 08, 2009, 10:30:24 am
Quote from: WrongPr0n firewall
Your ISP address is 212.77.1.243
This is confirmed as a Vatican City ISP
You may continue to look at 12 year olds you perv
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Tris on October 09, 2009, 01:39:14 pm
this is turning into some sort of weird pedo sect
It is a little creepy tbh.

 :agree: can we start a new thread (part IV) and only have pictures of women aged 18-35 who are not fat/disabled/ugly/or have tattoos of dicks on their heads? Apologies if this categorisation offends someone {no offence intended}, I just think it would cater for most men (and women who also admire the female form)


Or can we change the title of this thread to 'Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III), WARNING may contain 12 year old boys'
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: RASTATA on October 09, 2009, 04:45:36 pm
(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/25340_633905377065268750.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Tris on October 09, 2009, 05:05:05 pm
Not another boy  :'(
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: neil h on October 09, 2009, 05:37:50 pm
Windswept on the Rocks (http://www.vimeo.com/6971829)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tomtom on October 09, 2009, 05:49:40 pm
At first I thought this was off topic as she wasnt climbing, then I realised that the baby lotion sheen on her legs/feet must be from where she needed a little lubrication to get her too tight anasazi's on - Obviously..
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: griffer on October 11, 2009, 09:35:59 am
could easy fit in on one for the surfers as well.  :bounce:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Joepicalli on October 11, 2009, 12:40:57 pm
The poor poppet looks freezing, I swear you can see her botom lip trembling.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: St Hubbins on October 13, 2009, 07:56:32 pm
A trembling lip wouldn't stop me <edited>

The music is a bit shit, sounds like a 10 year old trying to work out how to play 'world in motion' by new order on the piano

[mod]removed misogynistic crap[/mod]
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: richie0210 on October 13, 2009, 08:40:56 pm

Thats got to be the quote to beat all quotes, surely. If quotes could be graded thats gets 8a
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: erm, sam on October 14, 2009, 12:53:28 pm
Quote
Thats got to be the quote to beat all quotes, surely. If quotes could be graded thats gets 8a

Not really. It is crass and unpleasant, especially in the context of extremely youthfull women/girls.

I find it upleasent, the idea that old(er) blokes letching over proper young women/girls is socially acceptable these days.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Bubba on October 14, 2009, 01:24:30 pm

I've removed that comment.

If people carry on with sinister leching around age of consent issues or posting horribly sexist crap then I'm locking this topic.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: St Hubbins on October 14, 2009, 02:10:02 pm
 ::)

Lets just all hide under our duvets and sob
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: richie0210 on October 14, 2009, 02:30:43 pm
Hope its a big duvet,
such a shame some can't see the difference between a little harmless forum banter, piss taking and crudeness that others take with a giggle, a smile and a big pinch of salt.Black humor of such, rather than the serious Pc outlook of todays boring world. What ever happened to taking it on the chin, sticks and stones will break my bones but words will never hurt me!  :devangel:


Smile and be happy ;D
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Bubba on October 14, 2009, 02:46:31 pm
The male/female ratio on this forum is already woefully low. Some of the crap on here will only go to alienate women from posting here further.

Banter is one thing but downright nasty expressions like "axe wound" have no place here. You may think it's funny but it's not acceptable - see the forum acceptable use policy (http://ukbouldering.com/board/index.php/topic,3145.0.html)

Also, some of the comments regarding underage girls / age of consent issues are just downright creepy and I don't want them here. Go hangout at the Jailbait Reddit  (http://www.reddit.com/r/jailbait) or something that might be more to your liking.

You may see this as overly PC but that's the way this forum has always been run. I won't tolerate sexism/racism/homophobia/etc. If you've been here a while you should know that by now. I don't often make posts like this but this topic needs to be reigned in.

Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: john horscroft on October 14, 2009, 02:56:06 pm
Shit, I've got to pile in.  It wasn't funny, it was utterly juvenile, purile and, worst of all, the sort of shite you expect to see on Cocktalk.  Now, accept the criticism like a big boy and admit you've been a bit of a tosser.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on October 14, 2009, 03:17:13 pm
Shit, I've got to pile in.  It wasn't funny, it was utterly juvenile, purile and, worst of all, the sort of shite you expect to see on Cocktalk.  Now, accept the criticism like a big boy and admit you've been a bit of a tosser.

Harsh words!  :lol:

Must admit I didn't see anything creepy, sinister or lecherous about any of the age of consent posts. Personally, I was merely pointing out that one of the subjects was probably a child and therefore shouldn't be on this thread and then making crap jokes about that happening and Catholic priests / R. Kelly being a paedo etc.

Having read the thread back I still can't see how any of it could be taken as being anything other than tongue in cheek. If it were anything other than that then I wouldn't have felt comfortable about it myself. To be fair, this and other threads have veered far nearer the knuckle in the past.

Incidentally of the ten or so posts mentioning or pertaining to the age of consent in different countries, two were by a woman (albeit one who is perverse by her own admission  ;) ).

As for the comment, I just thought it was a bit coarse and childish but then not much offends me. I can see why Bubba chose to remove it and why some women might find it offensive. I am slightly concerned that you even know about the existence of that Reddit site though!

Can we get back on topic now please?

Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: slackline on October 14, 2009, 03:36:52 pm

Can we get back on topic now please?

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3044/4000689428_5e6bd11475.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/31477938@N03/4000689428/)(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3454/3982746793_0419f34b76.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/31477938@N03/3982746793/)

Spread 'em!
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2438/4000758422_7851b94119.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/31477938@N03/4000758422/)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on October 14, 2009, 03:49:21 pm
Well done slackers.

(http://i36.tinypic.com/33ayu08.jpg)

(http://i35.tinypic.com/244qerp.jpg)

(http://i34.tinypic.com/x0p3bk.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Bubba on October 14, 2009, 04:14:43 pm
Must admit I didn't see anything creepy, sinister or lecherous about any of the age of consent posts.
I'm not going to list a load of examples but take this one for example:

I would be willing to test the age of consent with the female above, purely from a research point of view you understand.
I'm sure it's meant in jest but I don't feel it belongs here.

I am slightly concerned that you even know about the existence of that Reddit site though!
Well that's kind of my point - I use Reddit a lot and there's been quite a lot of controversy over the Jailbait subreditt. The issue is that though it is legal, most people find it dodgy as fuck. I don't want similar sorts of images on here.


Anyway, sorry for re-derailing - back to the hotties now please :)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Tris on October 14, 2009, 04:53:19 pm
I'm sure it's meant in jest but I don't feel it belongs here.

Yes t'was a joke, sorry for offending anyone. Not one of my finest comments, I admit.

Anyway, back to the ladies.

Slack---line, thanks for the great shots. Can you just explain that last one? I can't work out the angles, is she supposed to be climbing up or down or sideways? It's messing with my head  :shrug:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: slackline on October 14, 2009, 07:21:25 pm
Slack---line, thanks for the great shots. Can you just explain that last one? I can't work out the angles, is she supposed to be climbing up or down or sideways? It's messing with my head  :shrug:

 :shrug: As far as I can tell she's falling off, I guess its taken from above I think the draws give it away (click on go to the flickr page for a larger size).
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: St Hubbins on October 14, 2009, 07:27:19 pm
The male/female ratio on this forum is already woefully low. Some of the crap on here will only go to alienate women from posting here further.

Banter is one thing but downright nasty expressions like "axe wound" have no place here. You may think it's funny but it's not acceptable - see the forum acceptable use policy (http://ukbouldering.com/board/index.php/topic,3145.0.html)

Also, some of the comments regarding underage girls / age of consent issues are just downright creepy and I don't want them here. Go hangout at the Jailbait Reddit  (http://www.reddit.com/r/jailbait) or something that might be more to your liking.

You may see this as overly PC but that's the way this forum has always been run. I won't tolerate sexism/racism/homophobia/etc. If you've been here a while you should know that by now. I don't often make posts like this but this topic needs to be reigned in.

Just to end the paragraph if you like, it was a comment in jest, but then i have a jay & silent bob sense of humour

However if you wish to be seen as the Ben Elton of the internet climbing world, then you should go the whole hog and ban topics that use the word 'bird' in the title to refer to women?

Or maybe its a more selective censorship based on how you want to be percieved?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Joepicalli on October 14, 2009, 07:42:54 pm
OK, OK I'm getting the St. Hubbins thing now so this will hopefully crystallise your fuck-up for you in terms of reference you will unambiguously understand -
Remember the bit in "Spinal Tap" where the cover of "Smell the glove" is deemed offensive, because there's a pic. of a woman with a dog leash attached to a collar around her neck being forced to sniff a black leather glove, and Nigel Tufnel points out that one of their rivals had an album cover with himself tied up and being abused by women? And then its pointed out to him that on the rival's cover its the artist that's being degraded not the women? And Tufnel thinks about this and says something to the effect: "yeah its a fine line art and abuse".
Well this is that.
Stop digging before you need to start tunneling
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: richie0210 on October 14, 2009, 08:02:50 pm
 :oops:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Bubba on October 15, 2009, 07:15:00 am
Or maybe its a more selective censorship based on how you want to be percieved?
It's selective censorship based on what I feel is and isn't acceptable on the forums. Simple as that really. If people perceive me in a certain light based upon my actions then that's their problem, I really don't care - I just do what I feel is the right thing :)

I have no idea what the Ben Elton reference is about - I've not seen or heard from him for years, and have no wish to change that.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on October 15, 2009, 08:26:35 am
Never before has a topic gone from a favourite to logpile so quickly.

As Bubba said earlier

Quote
back to the hotties now please :)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on October 15, 2009, 12:44:45 pm
Quote
A 2006 Miss East Asian fitness champion, Lisa also competes professionally in rock climbing, and has the Women’s speed championship of the UIAA climbing world cup as a notable career highlight

(http://www.mmaphuket.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/lisa-cheng.jpg)

(http://fredambroisine.com/bloggerpics/20090922_lisasa/lisacheng03.jpg)

(http://fredambroisine.com/bloggerpics/2009/lisacheng.jpg)

from Action Queens (http://fredambroisine.com/actionqueens.html)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Houdini on October 15, 2009, 02:32:55 pm
Paedogeddon!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Bobling on October 16, 2009, 08:11:05 am
*tumble weeds blow by and a creaky sign swings in the wind*
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on October 16, 2009, 09:29:15 am
(http://i34.tinypic.com/2w2kd4p.gif) (http://i33.tinypic.com/x0zk82.gif)

Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on October 16, 2009, 02:21:23 pm
I am reluctantly facing up to the fact that there might not be any pictures on the internet of Jessica Alba climbing on grit whilst wearing a bikini

but she does pose with pugs

(http://www.animalstars.com/as_image/jessica_alba_pugs_xl.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Tris on October 16, 2009, 03:23:07 pm
 :agree: what a pair  ;D
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on October 16, 2009, 03:30:14 pm
Careful. You don't want people to think that you are interested in lapdogs in the wrong sort of way...

Oh, you meant... yeah they are rather well shaped
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Tris on October 18, 2009, 03:50:25 pm
Heather Graham & Natascha McElhone climbing at The Castle  :P

Heather Graham & Natascha McElhone climbing at The Castle (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HR6TwEgpvJM#ws)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: chappers on October 18, 2009, 04:51:46 pm
well that wasnt too odd...
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Joepicalli on October 18, 2009, 05:25:49 pm
I am reluctantly facing up to the fact that there might not be any pictures on the internet of Jessica Alba climbing on grit whilst wearing a bikini

but she does pose with pugs

(http://www.animalstars.com/as_image/jessica_alba_pugs_xl.jpg)
This'll be a Houdini flavoured PMEFM post then, rather than a DFBWGC one, no?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Joepicalli on October 18, 2009, 05:37:48 pm
Heather Graham & Natascha McElhone climbing at The Castle  :P

Heather Graham & Natascha McElhone climbing at The Castle (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HR6TwEgpvJM#ws)
This is down as one of the 10 worst of the worst films on RT, and having sat through it I can confirm it is worse than that.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Joepicalli on October 18, 2009, 05:45:43 pm
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/544841/heather_graham_killing_me_softly_long/ (http://www.metacafe.com/watch/544841/heather_graham_killing_me_softly_long/)
This apparently is the hardcore climbers preferred position, seems a bit complicated (not to mention dangerous) after 10 pints down the Lescar but....(NSFW)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: robertostallioni on October 18, 2009, 06:19:09 pm
OOOOOOOOnnnnnnnnnnn TOPROPE
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tobym on October 18, 2009, 08:26:19 pm
 
OOOOOOOOnnnnnnnnnnn TOPROPE
:lol:

Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: DaveC on October 18, 2009, 09:49:35 pm
Great start to the day at work, how AM I going to explain this tea all over the wall?! :-[ :P
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Tris on October 19, 2009, 09:23:09 am
Heather Graham & Natascha McElhone climbing at The Castle  :P
This is down as one of the 10 worst of the worst films on RT, and having sat through it I can confirm it is worse than that.

Heather does her kit off every 10 mins though...
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on October 19, 2009, 09:47:15 am
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Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Wipey Why on October 19, 2009, 09:53:01 pm
(http://www.climb-indoors.com/images/homeimages/hugepic.jpg)

(http://www.climb-indoors.com/images/hugepicc.jpg)

(http://www.climb-indoors.com/images/hugepicf.jpg)

(http://www.climb-indoors.com/images/hugepice.jpg)


Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on October 20, 2009, 09:57:07 pm
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2643/3848939723_359499a037_b.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Adam Lincoln on October 20, 2009, 10:00:46 pm
(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/18606_633912437638437500.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Eddies on October 20, 2009, 10:08:25 pm
Youve probably seen her on here before...Vanessa Compton... ShaaWiiing!
(http://pimpinandcrimpin.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/v1.jpg)
(http://pimpinandcrimpin.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/looking.jpg)
(http://pimpinandcrimpin.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/vanessa.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: robertostallioni on October 20, 2009, 10:18:50 pm
I'm comin'
(http://www.ugo.com/music/hip-hop-album-covers/images/entries/Straight-outta-compton.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Joepicalli on October 20, 2009, 10:29:03 pm
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2643/3848939723_359499a037_b.jpg)
I love the way all of the spotters care sooooo deeply for her wellbeing, I'm moved: altruism in action is always a beautiful thing.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Wipey Why on October 21, 2009, 09:19:37 am
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Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: andy_e on October 21, 2009, 09:24:44 am
I love the way all of the spotters care sooooo deeply for her wellbeing, I'm moved: altruism in action is always a beautiful thing.

You wouldn't want to fall off that without spotters.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Wipey Why on October 21, 2009, 09:26:03 am
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Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Wipey Why on October 21, 2009, 09:27:48 am
(http://www.over-caffeinated sugary drink company-photofiles.com/images/display-new/171107FC01.jpg)

(http://www.over-caffeinated sugary drink company-photofiles.com/images/display-new/171107FC04.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Wipey Why on October 21, 2009, 09:30:57 am
I'm off ill. There is very little to do.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Wipey Why on October 21, 2009, 09:38:09 am
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Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on October 21, 2009, 09:39:00 am
I'm off ill. There is very little to do.

No need to apologise.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: andy_e on October 21, 2009, 09:39:54 am
I can't see anything?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on October 21, 2009, 09:42:20 am
It's doing something odd. If you right click the crosses and cut and paste the addresses into your browser then the pics appear.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Wipey Why on October 21, 2009, 10:06:59 am
Any better?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Tris on October 21, 2009, 11:39:48 am
Any better?

Top lot are still not working for me  :(
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on October 21, 2009, 11:48:27 am
Any better?

working OK, apart from some red artefacting - looks like some cows and a bit of writing
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: slackline on October 21, 2009, 11:56:17 am
Any better?

Load of Bull  :P
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on October 21, 2009, 12:16:15 pm
Any better?

Top lot are still not working for me  :(

They're the same as the bottom lot.  :)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: namnok on October 21, 2009, 12:36:22 pm
Any better?

Load of Bull  :P

indeed...just became thirsty for a krating daeng
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Wipey Why on October 21, 2009, 02:17:32 pm
Any better?

Top lot are still not working for me  :(

They're the same as the bottom lot.  :)

It would only let me modify the bottom one so I reposted them there from a different link.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: GraemeA on October 21, 2009, 07:14:00 pm
The motherlode (so to speak), scroll down http://www.nice-climb.com/pagesphotos/sondages/sondage.html (http://www.nice-climb.com/pagesphotos/sondages/sondage.html)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Percy B on October 21, 2009, 07:43:18 pm
Phillipe, the guy who runs Nice-climb.com is a well known perve who has a new 'risque' shot on his home page every month. Good on him, I say! I also Miss Septembre, 2007 quite well, and can attest to the fact that he has caught her better side......
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: GraemeA on October 21, 2009, 07:49:09 pm
Which one is Angelique? Joe must know as I am sure he has studied her appendages at length, from a distance of course.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Percy B on October 21, 2009, 07:53:08 pm
Well, Angel is defo NOT septembre 07!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: slackline on October 21, 2009, 10:28:40 pm
The motherlode (so to speak), scroll down http://www.nice-climb.com/pagesphotos/sondages/sondage.html (http://www.nice-climb.com/pagesphotos/sondages/sondage.html)

July 2007 has had too many 'roids and should be in the muscular deformities section  :o

I also think he's short-changed us with April and May 2007 being the same person (well at least the same bikini).

I've no objection to the gratuity though.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Joepicalli on October 22, 2009, 12:31:02 pm
I've actually been checking through my photos for a decent shot of Angel' for this very thread. Unfortunately I don't have anything that does her justice. Problem is its very difficult to capture her small, lithe, bouncy, wriggly generally oiled minxy qualitiy in a static photo.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Serpico on October 22, 2009, 08:21:40 pm
I've actually been checking through my photos for a decent shot of Angel' for this very thread. Unfortunately I don't have anything that does her justice. Problem is its very difficult to capture her small, lithe, bouncy, wriggly generally oiled minxy qualitiy in a static photo.

Cold shower NOW for you Mr P.
You should recognize Miss June 2007:
(http://www.nice-climb.com/PhotosPhil/miss/0706.jpg)
Bless the French and their willingness to get their kit off and boulder in their bras when it gets a bit warm.
Plenty of pics of the Minx here:
http://escailloux.free.fr/bloc.html (http://escailloux.free.fr/bloc.html)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: robertostallioni on October 22, 2009, 08:36:55 pm
I guess she's been treating herself to a seductive slurping of a Cadbury's Flake. :bounce:
(http://www.nice-climb.com/PhotosPhil/miss/0706.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Joepicalli on October 22, 2009, 09:37:09 pm
(http://escailloux.free.fr/image/news/hampi3/images/Hampi%200040.jpg)
The minx yay
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Joepicalli on October 22, 2009, 09:39:17 pm
I've actually been checking through my photos for a decent shot of Angel' for this very thread. Unfortunately I don't have anything that does her justice. Problem is its very difficult to capture her small, lithe, bouncy, wriggly generally oiled minxy qualitiy in a static photo.

Cold shower NOW for you Mr P.
You should recognize Miss June 2007:
(http://www.nice-climb.com/PhotosPhil/miss/0706.jpg)
Bless the French and their willingness to get their kit off and boulder in their bras when it gets a bit warm.
Plenty of pics of the Minx here:
http://escailloux.free.fr/bloc.html (http://escailloux.free.fr/bloc.html)
I'm glad to see the other fully paid up member of the minx appreciation society is on the case however.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Eddies on October 25, 2009, 10:19:38 am
oops! just checked... done before!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: neil h on October 26, 2009, 04:58:00 pm
need I say more

http://www.vimeo.com/groups/climbing/videos/7082256 (http://www.vimeo.com/groups/climbing/videos/7082256)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: AndyR on October 26, 2009, 05:38:57 pm
need I say more

She makes me feel funny.....
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on October 26, 2009, 05:50:45 pm
What I like about that film is that it is in no way gratuitous.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tomtom on October 26, 2009, 06:32:08 pm
What I like about that film is that it is in no way gratuitous.

Judging by all the bubbles I recon she lets rip a few crackers in the underwater shots...
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: andy popp on October 26, 2009, 06:33:55 pm
What I like about that film is that it is in no way gratuitous.

Yes, it shows an almost scientific level of objectification objectivity.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on October 26, 2009, 06:50:58 pm
What I like about that film is that it is in no way gratuitous.

Judging by all the bubbles I recon she lets rip a few crackers in the underwater shots...

And she pulls her nickers up before leaving the water :)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: BD on October 26, 2009, 07:07:34 pm
habahaba :whistle:

(http://sonnietrotter.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/audrey_kaleidescope_01.jpg)

(http://sonnietrotter.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/audrey_kaleidescope_02.jpg)

bad practice but i'll try to focus on something else in the picture for a second (or two, three,...and counting)

(http://sonnietrotter.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/audrey_draw_grab.jpg)

BD
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on October 26, 2009, 08:20:55 pm
What I like about that film is that it is in no way gratuitous.

Judging by all the bubbles I recon she lets rip a few crackers in the underwater shots...

Ladies like Natalija don't fart, ever; not even after anal sex fanny farts
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on October 26, 2009, 08:23:20 pm
habahaba :whistle:

bad practice but i'll try to focus on something else in the picture for a second (or two, three,...and counting)

BD

I can't take my eye off that chin
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: butters on October 26, 2009, 10:58:26 pm
I can't take my eye off that chin

Fuck me - you could break rocks with a chin like that :jaw: 
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on October 26, 2009, 10:58:47 pm
Chinny reckon?

Is it Jimmy?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tobym on October 27, 2009, 08:54:09 am
need I say more

http://www.vimeo.com/groups/climbing/videos/7082256 (http://www.vimeo.com/groups/climbing/videos/7082256)

Lovely demonstration of 'Core' muscles.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Tris on October 27, 2009, 08:57:12 am
(http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j230/christiandv8/chin.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on October 27, 2009, 09:59:37 am
Good morning

(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/17623_633902925300893750.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: JonI on October 27, 2009, 05:45:48 pm
Charlotte Durif...

(http://chadurif.fr/galleries/wall/images/wall_0812.jpg)

Nice style, very french somehow!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: neil h on October 27, 2009, 05:48:59 pm
Good morning

(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/17623_633902925300893750.jpg)


hello  :alky:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tomtom on October 27, 2009, 06:06:05 pm
Good morning

(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/17623_633902925300893750.jpg)

Great shot of gravity in action...  ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: slackline on October 27, 2009, 06:20:44 pm

Great shot of gravity in action...  ;)

Yeah it looks well tricky lifting that can up whilst hanging upside down.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tomtom on October 27, 2009, 06:23:49 pm

Great shot of gravity in action...  ;)

Yeah it looks well tricky holding those cans up whilst hanging upside down.

Absolutely!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Drew on October 27, 2009, 10:56:09 pm
Good morning

(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/17623_633902925300893750.jpg)

My Goodness!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: GraemeA on October 27, 2009, 11:25:01 pm
This thread has just had a lovely compliment "Part I, II or III? Page? Jesus man I just lost several hours and completely forgot what I was looking for... dfbwgc could be the greatest forum thread I have ever seen..." from a mate whose DFBWGC I posted on here back in July.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Houdini on October 28, 2009, 12:39:48 pm
Charlotte Durif...

Nice style, very french somehow!

This is known as: scruffy, but fit.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Tris on October 28, 2009, 01:20:09 pm
Charlotte Durif...

Fitness aside, I think it's a really good photo.. it looks very sharp!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Pitcairn on October 28, 2009, 01:24:00 pm
Charlotte Durif...

Nice style, very french somehow!

This is known as: scruffy, but fit.

Oh please!  Theres no way you can call that scruffy.  Thats understated French chic.  Thats style over fashion.  Thats pure sex in a harness.   :shag:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: chillax on October 29, 2009, 11:04:50 am
(http://pimpinandcrimpin.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/Movemnt-5-199x300.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: magpie on October 29, 2009, 11:37:34 am
Painted nails too, I salute the DFB.  :bow:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tobym on October 29, 2009, 03:51:40 pm
and she deffo gets a DFB badge.





(Bubba..... how about official UKBDFBWGC badges?, and we could award, in person, obviously :thumbsup:)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Drew on October 29, 2009, 11:02:51 pm
and she deffo gets a DFB badge.

(Bubba..... how about official UKBDFBWGC badges?, and we could award, in person, obviously :thumbsup:)

Shotgun! (http://ukbouldering.com/board/index.php/topic,10790.msg216209.html#msg216209)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Bubba on October 30, 2009, 01:37:00 pm
(Bubba..... how about official UKBDFBWGC badges?, and we could award, in person, obviously :thumbsup:)
I can imagine the outrage as hormone-frenzied lads start slapping them on the arses of fit women at the crag.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tobym on October 30, 2009, 05:16:17 pm
(Bubba..... how about official UKBDFBWGC badges?, and we could award, in person, obviously :thumbsup:)
I can imagine the outrage as hormone-frenzied lads start slapping them on the arses of fit women at the crag.

Come on, the only outrage would be from badgeless birds ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: magpie on October 30, 2009, 09:34:11 pm
He's right you know.  :agree:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Carnage on November 04, 2009, 01:28:03 am
Heres one from an arty b & w calender. Tilly Parkins doing the splits:

(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/9030_633925779191562500.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Tris on November 04, 2009, 09:27:19 am
Heres one from an arty b & w calender. Tilly Parkins doing the splits:
She looks too boyish and skinny for me, sorry... (just my opinion, others may think she is the fittest girl to walk the planet  :))
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: RASTATA on November 04, 2009, 02:48:29 pm
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_SIwzLZ5yLE4/StsqBklN_lI/AAAAAAAAA3Y/hSF47i0SBzM/s1600/AnaB_receptionist-holga-2.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Tris on November 04, 2009, 10:20:01 pm
Rachel Roxxx

(http://btis.brazzers.com/227/movies/01.jpg)

Climbing pr0n Video (VNSFW!!!):

http://www.x3xtube.com/video/Rachel_Roxxx__Climbing_RoXXX-666/ (http://www.x3xtube.com/video/Rachel_Roxxx__Climbing_RoXXX-666/)

Can't seem to embed it..
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Tris on November 04, 2009, 10:23:07 pm
It does have the truly classic line of 'Are you impressed with my climbing or are you impressed with my big tits?'  ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: robertostallioni on November 04, 2009, 10:29:40 pm
Stubbs said the same thing to me at the wall tonight. Old DFB(II) by the way.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: andy_e on November 05, 2009, 09:57:57 am
Old DFB(II) by the way.

What, Stubbs is?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tomtom on November 05, 2009, 10:03:56 am
It does have the truly classic line of 'Are you impressed with my climbing or are you impressed with my big tits?'  ;)

I was impressed by the bio: "It's Rachel's first indoor rock climbing lesson and she's doing great!!! Johnny is very impressed with her performance and especially her big pair of tits. Rachel gets turn on by her instructor's obsession with her boobs and decides to climb his big rock"

Name the climbing wall where it was filmed....
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: RASTATA on November 05, 2009, 01:01:29 pm
(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/21483_633923500483591250.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: RASTATA on November 06, 2009, 05:55:37 pm
(http://www.tomasmrazek.cz/pics/2651.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tomtom on November 06, 2009, 06:07:10 pm
Its dead fit Birds, not Dawgs...  ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: robertostallioni on November 06, 2009, 06:09:08 pm
Thats Tommy Mrazeks bitch, and his mrs.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Tris on November 06, 2009, 07:27:30 pm
Thats Tommy Mrazeks bitch, and his mrs.
She is fine  :thumbsup: (not the canine!)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on November 10, 2009, 05:27:46 pm
(http://i35.tinypic.com/bhbq4y.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on November 10, 2009, 07:50:04 pm
Not had Stephania De Grandi on here for a while

(http://www.cassin.it/immagini/testimonial/degrandi10.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tomtom on November 10, 2009, 09:10:48 pm
Looks like theres been some close spotting attention to her left buttock...  ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on November 10, 2009, 09:16:10 pm
Looks like theres been some close spotting attention to her left buttock...  ;)

I would
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Tris on November 12, 2009, 10:46:40 am
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/11/12/article-1227055-07290309000005DC-164_964x808.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on November 12, 2009, 11:15:32 am
That's been on a few times but always worth a re-re-re-repost.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Tris on November 12, 2009, 11:17:00 am
The article was in the mail this morning:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1227055/Sometimes-good-idea-girl-bit-clingy.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1227055/Sometimes-good-idea-girl-bit-clingy.html)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on November 12, 2009, 11:20:47 am
Shame on you.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Tris on November 12, 2009, 11:28:25 am
I know - I really shouldn't perv at her ass  ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: magpie on November 12, 2009, 11:36:27 am
I wish I looked like a tiny, gravity-defying doll when I climbed.  :(

The comments under the article are great, I particulalry like the one giving advice on what type of trousers she should wear.  ;D
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on November 12, 2009, 11:40:48 am
The article was in the mail this morning:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1227055/Sometimes-good-idea-girl-bit-clingy.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1227055/Sometimes-good-idea-girl-bit-clingy.html)

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1227055/Sometimes-good-idea-girl-bit-clingy.html#ixzz0We14Lo8l (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1227055/Sometimes-good-idea-girl-bit-clingy.html#ixzz0We14Lo8l)


Quote
hailed as one of the world's greatest climbers

If it wasn't for this thread I (for one?) would never have heard of her.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Stubbs on November 12, 2009, 11:43:47 am
The article was in the mail this morning:

That suggests you actually read the daily mail on purpose  :o

That's also the same girl you said looked too skinny and boyish on the previous page.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Krank on November 12, 2009, 11:44:53 am
The comments are genius

Quote
This isn't good or clever. The meaning of life is passing ones genes into the next generation not showing off. If she dies she gets a Darwin prize for erasing her genes from the gene pool.
- keith b, liverpool, 12/11/2009 10:16
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: andy_e on November 12, 2009, 11:50:04 am
Cripes
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/11/12/article-1227055-0729031B000005DC-156_964x628.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Tris on November 12, 2009, 11:54:55 am
The article was in the mail this morning:

That suggests you actually read the daily mail on purpose  :o

That's also the same girl you said looked too skinny and boyish on the previous page.
Ummm - no http://www.ukclimbing.com/forums/t.php?n=380560 (http://www.ukclimbing.com/forums/t.php?n=380560)

Jesus, what is with you people? you get all arsy when someone posts their opinion on something...
She does look boyish in that previous photo (if it is the same person). She doesn't look boyish in this photo -  my opinion - it may be different to yours...

Chill out ffs x
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on November 12, 2009, 12:06:05 pm
(http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/3769/b00000001v.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: slackline on November 12, 2009, 12:07:55 pm
Nice one Will

The previous pic of tilly was here (http://ukbouldering.com/board/index.php/topic,10790.msg226403.html#msg226403) and I see no comment from Tris on the ability to do the splits.

Its all there in black on blue to check people  :spank:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Tris on November 12, 2009, 12:11:51 pm
I see no comment from Tris on the ability to do the splits.
:lol: you twat  :kiss1:
Ok ok - that is some impressive shizzle.

I'm still sticking with my guns though and like my mum would say 'she needs to fill out a little bit' (apart from the ass...)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tomtom on November 12, 2009, 01:01:32 pm
Nice ass though - and good to see Mr Moon from sheffield has now commented :-)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Johnny Brown on November 12, 2009, 01:51:11 pm
Its not everyday you see a gayleg, let alone in the mail.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: RASTATA on November 12, 2009, 01:55:35 pm
(http://www.8a.nu/images/firstPageImages/large/615_219_10.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Will Hunt on November 12, 2009, 03:26:09 pm
Kitson just came over to my desk at work chuckling about my comment on the Daily Mail website. I was confused.

For the record, and I won't mince words, I wouldn't.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on November 12, 2009, 04:32:22 pm
Nice ass though - and good to see Mr Moon from sheffield has now commented :-)

.....and Big Ron.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Tris on November 12, 2009, 04:50:36 pm
It's like Margalef, but at the beach :)

(http://highexposures.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/egmontarete1.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Fiend on November 12, 2009, 10:22:39 pm
I wish I looked like a tiny, gravity-defying doll when I climbed.  :(
You do!

Well, belief-defying....
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Paul B on November 12, 2009, 11:11:27 pm
Nice ass though - and good to see Mr Moon from sheffield has now commented :-)

"Hailed as one of the world's greatest climbers"?
Hmmm, well I never once saw her at The School

- B Moon, Sheffield, UKB, 12/11/2009 12:18

Amazing, who do I owe the wad point?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on November 13, 2009, 09:22:04 am
Nice ass though - and good to see Mr Moon from sheffield has now commented :-)

"Hailed as one of the world's greatest climbers"?
Hmmm, well I never once saw her at The School

- B Moon, Sheffield, UKB, 12/11/2009 12:18

Amazing, who do I owe the wad point?

 :whistle:

I was most amused to find that I was able to post as anyone I wanted to be after registering only once. Daily Mail baiting is a fine distraction from writing up my research.

Apologies to Hunt, Moon and big Ron if they feel misrepresented
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on November 13, 2009, 09:35:51 am

Apologies to Hunt, Moon and big Ron if they feel misrepresented

And Fiend?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on November 13, 2009, 09:39:46 am
And Fiend?

wasn't me  :shrug:

I suspect Sharpe, J (2009); Internet Bullying - Fast Food and Painting Toy Soldiers
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: magpie on November 13, 2009, 09:49:19 am
 :lol:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on November 13, 2009, 10:24:45 am
Me?!  :whistle:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: DaveC on November 13, 2009, 10:45:41 am
I'm sorry but all this wandering  :off: means an injection of everyone's favourite Slovenian DFBWGC may be in order...so to speak!
(http://www.climbandmore.com/upload/Image/news/Natalija_Gros.jpg)
(http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0cSb7TGd5s6gD/610x.jpg)
Apologies if they've been seen before but hey!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on November 13, 2009, 12:01:11 pm
(http://www.8a.nu/images/news/large/633936984099375000_FW_IMS_CUP_7335.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: fatboySlimfast on November 13, 2009, 12:04:50 pm
ahem! ::)
dab
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Andy F on November 13, 2009, 12:05:22 pm
(http://www.8a.nu/images/news/large/633936984099375000_FW_IMS_CUP_7335.jpg)

Would be stunning if she wasn't doing a red-tips dab.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Tris on November 13, 2009, 12:08:26 pm
ahem! ::)
dab
Could it not be the start of a standing problem?  :)
Or do these not exist any more?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Andy F on November 13, 2009, 12:17:36 pm
A problem you start by standing rather than some arbitary bum scraping? What a novel idea, it'll never catch on though  ::)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Tris on November 13, 2009, 12:20:58 pm
 :lol: lying down starts are the future  ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: DubDom on November 13, 2009, 12:26:40 pm
:lol: lying down starts are the future  ;)
I did one of those this morning
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on November 13, 2009, 12:33:10 pm
My God! It appears that she really is using the starting hold (two bits of tape).

"standing starts" will never catch on - I mean think of the dangers involved in being that bit higher off the floor

The things they do in these competitions, eh?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on November 13, 2009, 12:44:18 pm
Standing starts?! You'll be suggesting that downclimbing to the ground on an onsight attempt is ok next.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Tris on November 13, 2009, 12:49:08 pm
Standing starts?! You'll be suggesting that downclimbing to the ground on an onsight attempt is ok next.
Crazy - what kind of an idiot would say something like that...  :P
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on November 13, 2009, 12:51:22 pm
You wouldn't catch Tilly doing a standing start. She's the best climber in the world - it said so in The Mail.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on November 13, 2009, 02:01:45 pm
She's so famous she even has a range of hats named after her.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Eddies on November 15, 2009, 10:22:53 am
(http://flow.kmo.tul.cz/gallery/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=60990&g2_serialNumber=1)

Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: namnok on November 15, 2009, 11:08:39 am
(http://www.urbanclimbermag.com/image/urbanclimbercovers/UC-COVER-08-600.jpg)
(http://www.urbanclimbermag.com/themag/currentissue/Cover_UC34-375.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Carnage on November 16, 2009, 02:15:01 am
You wouldn't catch Tilly doing a standing start. She's the best climber in the world - it said so in The Mail.

Poor Tilly. Shame she's getting some 'stick' because she's a very nice girl and looks to have been done up like kipper by the usual 'quality' writing by the Mail.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on November 16, 2009, 09:22:20 am
Google add at the top of this page  :lol:

Quote
   
      African Grey Parrot Forum
      Talk To Other African Parrot Owners African Grey Parrot Centre Forum
      African-Grey-Parrots.co.uk/Forum

The thread title does suggest a possible link to the Norwegian Blue parrot  :-\
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on November 16, 2009, 09:55:52 am
Wonder if there is a thread in there about how to stop your parrot pining for the fjords?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Tris on November 16, 2009, 10:00:06 am
Wonder if there is a thread in there about how to stop your parrot pining for the fjords?
The advice would be to get them to listen to this album:

http://www.racksandtags.com/cacharros/1639965/Stunned-Parrots-Vol.-1---Pining-for-the-Fjords (http://www.racksandtags.com/cacharros/1639965/Stunned-Parrots-Vol.-1---Pining-for-the-Fjords)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tommytwotone on November 16, 2009, 06:17:40 pm
(http://www.urbanclimbermag.com/image/urbanclimbercovers/UC-COVER-08-600.jpg)

That Cheryl Cole's everywhere you look at the moment...

Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: RASTATA on November 16, 2009, 09:15:25 pm
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_V6LCLUvoqQI/SwFXBnE4JpI/AAAAAAAAAoE/3-a1LQG8ki4/s1600/m-10.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Wipey Why on November 16, 2009, 09:47:29 pm
(http://www.threeballclimbing.com/climbing_holds/Three_Ball_Climbing.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: north_country_boy on November 17, 2009, 05:40:06 pm
(http://www.threeballclimbing.com/climbing_holds/Three_Ball_Climbing.jpg)

What a lovely pair of 'slugs'  ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: north_country_boy on November 17, 2009, 05:41:23 pm
(http://www.8a.nu/images/firstPageImages/large/FW_IMS_CUP_7434.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on November 17, 2009, 08:29:05 pm
(http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/1663/caveaction.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Joepicalli on November 17, 2009, 09:17:32 pm
(http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/1663/caveaction.jpg)
Jesus mate I thought you'd sold the BirdBot to me.
I believe an agreement was signed that included a goodwill clause.
I will have to put my rumpole onto you (oh no he's dead) shit I guess I'm reduced to Sloper.
On second thoughts can you just get me her address so I can lie on her front doorstep whimpering, until I'm removed.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: robertostallioni on November 17, 2009, 09:23:58 pm
She doesn't look to be struggling to hold that rotation. I can only imagine she managed to keep a toe on. Now if we could just have a look at the bottom half of the photo I can check.  :-\
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: GCW on November 17, 2009, 09:36:22 pm
Now if we could just have a look at the bottom half of the photo I can check.  :-\


Here you are Stallionus:

(http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/1182/pigeonpantsap450x350bn8.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: robertostallioni on November 17, 2009, 10:06:08 pm
Thanks for that Gareth. I suspected as much, but I was prepared to give her the benefit of the doubt....I do hope in future Lagers takes a bit more time to research his DFB's in future instead of this downmarket scattergun approach which is lowering the value of the whole thread. Thanks again for your unceasing upholding of feminine hygiene standards, G.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: underground on November 17, 2009, 11:25:43 pm
Some of these nudie pictures are causing me to be worried; looking at the camera and not paying utmost attention to safety.
I'm glad to see that this climber is serious about her sport and intently concentrating on tying in:

(http://content.imagesocket.com/images/31f35.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Will Hunt on November 17, 2009, 11:49:47 pm
tying in incorrectly
:spank:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Tris on November 18, 2009, 08:54:49 am
(http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/1663/caveaction.jpg)
This looks very similar to those black & white photos that were part of some naked hottie arty climbing calendar that was posted (I think by yourself) ages ago in DFB I or DFB II. Was there a calendar for this year? Have I missed it?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: magpie on November 18, 2009, 10:55:07 am
tying in incorrectly
:spank:
She'll be right, I tie in like that all the time.  ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: flyguy on November 18, 2009, 11:22:30 am
tidy cut
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on November 18, 2009, 12:55:11 pm
This looks very similar to those black & white photos that were part of some naked hottie arty climbing calendar that was posted (I think by yourself) ages ago in DFB I or DFB II. Was there a calendar for this year? Have I missed it?

don't miss next year's (http://www.stonenudes.com/2010-gallery.html)


Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tomtom on November 18, 2009, 01:59:42 pm
This looks very similar to those black & white photos that were part of some naked hottie arty climbing calendar that was posted (I think by yourself) ages ago in DFB I or DFB II. Was there a calendar for this year? Have I missed it?

don't miss next year's (http://www.stonenudes.com/2010-gallery.html)

Some are a bit manly looking this year....
(http://www.stonenudes.com/images/2010/2010-06.jpg)

But September looks quite cheeky!
(http://www.stonenudes.com/images/2010/2010-09.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Tris on November 18, 2009, 02:03:33 pm
Some are a bit manly looking this year....
:lol:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Zods Beard on November 18, 2009, 05:11:45 pm
(http://www.8a.nu/images/firstPageImages/large/FW_IMS_CUP_7434.jpg)

What's Adam Ondra doing on this thread?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: route149 on November 18, 2009, 05:25:08 pm

I'm glad to see that this climber is serious about her sport and intently concentrating on tying in:

(http://content.imagesocket.com/images/31f35.jpg)

Cunning stunt, using a carabiner instead of faffing with knots.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Tris on November 19, 2009, 09:04:58 am
What's Adam Ondra doing on this thread?
Sssshhhhh  :whistle:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on November 19, 2009, 07:44:39 pm
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JAD-7vZAIoI/SBoE1RYghtI/AAAAAAAAADg/mEcOMkJcbu0/s1600/securedownload-1.jpg)

(http://www.anjahodann.se/wp-content/gallery/galleri/belly-of-the-beast-v7.jpg)

(http://www.climbing.com/photo/image/IMS_Bouldercup_Franz_Walter/FW_IMS_CUP_6887.jpg)

(http://www.climbing.com/photo/image/HoundEars-TripleCrown09/HoundEars09_JZimmerman02.jpg)

(http://www.climbing.com/photo/image/Mammut-Bouldering-Championships-July2021-2009/DEA15668.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: robertostallioni on November 19, 2009, 09:58:18 pm
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JAD-7vZAIoI/SBoE1RYghtI/AAAAAAAAADg/mEcOMkJcbu0/s1600/securedownload-1.jpg)


They know its true too. Chinny Chin Chin. Cassaaaaahhndraaaa

(http://www.comedyengland.co.uk/files/comedyengland/gold-only-fools.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Houdini on November 20, 2009, 02:29:59 am
FFS it's Jimmy Hill,

Put yr glass eye back in!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Adam Lincoln on November 21, 2009, 05:03:09 pm
Possibly a re-post but most are now a days!.
(http://www.8a.nu/images/firstPageImages/large/FW_IMS_CUP_6949.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Wipey Why on November 22, 2009, 10:59:19 pm
(http://www.climbing.com/photo/image/IMS_Bouldercup_Franz_Walter/FW_IMS_CUP_7369.jpg)

(http://www.climbing.com/photo/image/IMS_Bouldercup_Franz_Walter/FW_IMS_CUP_7430.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Tris on November 23, 2009, 08:39:03 am
Check back 1 page...
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Wipey Why on November 23, 2009, 08:55:55 am
Check back 1 page...


Sorry, my bad.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Wipey Why on November 23, 2009, 12:52:35 pm
Is this any better?

(http://www.climbing.com/photo/image/California_Alton_Richardson_2009/20_c.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: account_inactive on November 23, 2009, 12:56:55 pm
I think that makes it worse
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tomtom on November 23, 2009, 12:59:04 pm
I think that makes it worse
;D

Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Adam Lincoln on November 23, 2009, 01:00:15 pm
Is this any better?

(http://www.climbing.com/photo/image/California_Alton_Richardson_2009/20_c.jpg)

The clue is in the title. Dead fit birds....
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Tris on November 23, 2009, 01:18:57 pm
Remember the clip I posted a few pages back with Heather Graham climbing at the Castle? http://ukbouldering.com/board/index.php/topic,10790.msg224008.html#msg224008 (http://ukbouldering.com/board/index.php/topic,10790.msg224008.html#msg224008)

Someone has posted a comment on Youtube asking if it is soft pr0n? Is climbing at the Castle like soft pr0n? Climbing walls must be different down south  ;D
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Wipey Why on November 23, 2009, 01:28:06 pm
The clue is in the title. Dead fit birds....

I should probably just give up now...
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: fatdoc on November 24, 2009, 08:58:45 am
Remember the clip I posted a few pages back with Heather Graham climbing at the Castle? http://ukbouldering.com/board/index.php/topic,10790.msg224008.html#msg224008 (http://ukbouldering.com/board/index.php/topic,10790.msg224008.html#msg224008)

Someone has posted a comment on Youtube asking if it is soft pr0n? Is climbing at the Castle like soft pr0n? Climbing walls must be different down south  ;D

not knowing who or what the actors / people are in that rather weird clip I have to say that I am of the opinion in a few minutes they will be moanin and a groanin in some group shag fest on the mats...
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Tris on November 24, 2009, 09:17:56 am
not knowing who or what the actors / people are in that rather weird clip I have to say that I am of the opinion in a few minutes they will be moanin and a groanin in some group shag fest on the mats...
Very close - the next scene is indeed a shag fest, however it's in a bedroom not in the climbing wall. Does anyone actually know what soft pr0n is? I am aware of the hardcore variety - does this kind involve men with limp dicks?  ;D
As I'm in work, I don't really want to google it  ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on November 24, 2009, 09:42:34 am
It's the type that used to be collected in magazine form by teenage boys before the internet was invented. The only people who use it now are (presumably) old men without an internet connection and stupid people such as Jacqui Smith's husband.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Joepicalli on November 24, 2009, 10:27:44 am
Its soft pr0n if the bird has pubic hair, the guy has a mustache and a perm and the soundtrack in is Seventies europop.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: GraemeA on November 24, 2009, 10:39:32 am
Dare we ask for your definition of proper pr0n Mr P?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: fatdoc on November 24, 2009, 10:43:33 am
NOOOOOOOOO!

I really think that's a place no one should go to...
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Joepicalli on November 24, 2009, 10:50:21 am
This thread, obviously :ang: ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on November 24, 2009, 11:07:06 am
(http://i50.tinypic.com/m93qf5.gif)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Serpico on November 24, 2009, 11:14:54 am
Dare we ask for your definition of proper pr0n Mr P?

Joe's idea of proper pr0n:


(http://images.amazon.com/images/P/2067109375.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Houdini on November 24, 2009, 02:55:23 pm
Joe!


Your avatar is gash.  Sort it out! 
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on November 24, 2009, 02:56:13 pm
 :lol:  :agree:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: bigd942 on November 24, 2009, 11:18:18 pm
(http://www.pezcyclingnews.com/photos/babes/babes09/pedrotti.jpg)

proof of climbing credentials six seconds in

http://www.youtube.com/v/uInOFqKOFW0&hl=en_GB&fs=1& (http://www.youtube.com/v/uInOFqKOFW0&hl=en_GB&fs=1&)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Joepicalli on November 24, 2009, 11:36:49 pm
Joe!


Your avatar is gash.  Sort it out!
Houd, its actually a picture of me: if it were any clearer Fraudini; indeed any straight woman who saw it, would leave their partner and crawl to Sheffield (over glass bottles, which they would smash in front of themself all the way) to lick my shadow.
Two points here: this post begins to  illustrate my idea of what constitutes real pr0n, and also my consideration towards my fellow male posters and their female partners.

Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Tris on November 25, 2009, 08:51:19 am
Houd, its actually a picture of me
Joe - what/where are you actually climbing there?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on November 25, 2009, 08:53:31 am
He's not climbing he's working.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Tris on November 25, 2009, 08:54:25 am
He's not climbing he's working.
Climbing is never work  ;D
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on November 25, 2009, 09:22:30 am
He's not climbing he's working.
Climbing is never work  ;D

He's not climbing.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: magpie on November 25, 2009, 09:33:18 am
I can't work out what the picture is, so forever more Joe will be a steeplejack in my head.  ;D
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Serpico on November 25, 2009, 09:45:16 am
I can't work out what the picture is, so forever more Joe will be a steeplejack in my head.  ;D

Does your head need a steeplejack?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: magpie on November 25, 2009, 10:07:46 am
Possibly, or maybe a steam clean.  :shrug:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: GraemeA on November 25, 2009, 10:08:31 am
He's not climbing he's pretending to working just in case someone from EH is watching

Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Tris on November 25, 2009, 10:12:42 am
Possibly, or maybe a steam clean.  :shrug:
Please can you post it on youtube? ta  ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on November 25, 2009, 10:27:42 am
Joe is clearly dangling off a church roof with a graveyard in the background.

I can see the logo on his helmet that says "Picalli Demolition Company - taking iconoclasm to new hights"
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: magpie on November 25, 2009, 10:46:26 am
Joe is clearly dangling off a church roof with a graveyard in the background.
That was the basis for my steeplejack assumption.  :-\
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on November 25, 2009, 11:00:22 am
I think he prefers the term "conservator"
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: magpie on November 25, 2009, 12:51:20 pm
Is he really?  Or are you messing with me? 
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: BB on November 25, 2009, 02:09:52 pm
 :off:

Less chat, more chicks.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Krank on November 25, 2009, 02:43:48 pm
Done

(http://islamabad.metblogs.com/archives/images/2007/12/Women_Rock_Climbers.bmp)

(http://brandiproffitt.com/images/pic.jpg)

(http://iris.backcountry.com/userimage/view_resized/8496/440/440)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on November 25, 2009, 02:57:02 pm
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3454/3980132256_063e0d83a8.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/thewindowlicker/3980132256/)

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2655/3979695528_44b87d249a.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/thewindowlicker/3979695528/)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on November 25, 2009, 03:02:18 pm
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3045/3922042891_a2851d2ef4.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/paolo72/3922042891)

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2464/3925864874_9618febcdf.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/paolo72/3925864874/)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on November 25, 2009, 03:04:18 pm
(http://article.ffme.fr/image/PORTRAITB51.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: robertostallioni on November 25, 2009, 03:09:48 pm
HAMMERTIME
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on November 25, 2009, 03:19:23 pm
(http://i45.tinypic.com/s5z6g4.jpg)

(http://i49.tinypic.com/2enspqw.jpg)

(http://i48.tinypic.com/2whmhxt.jpg)

Realised how much she looks like (a slightly younger version of) my Mrs in the last photo. This obviously means it's ok for me to be slightly obsessed with her have a healthy interest in her climbing ability.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Krank on November 25, 2009, 03:26:56 pm
(http://ladzinski.com/images/1j.jpg)

(http://ladzinski.com/images/vrg-1.jpg)

(http://ladzinski.com/images/katie-brown-13b-1.jpg)

(http://ladzinski.com/images/vannesa-12c-4.jpg)

(http://ladzinski.com/images/elenaMihaly-4.jpg)

(http://ladzinski.com/images/5r.jpg)

(http://ladzinski.com/images/lauren-boulder-hr-1.jpg)

Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tomtom on November 25, 2009, 04:35:38 pm
Good effort all round (especially Krank). Not sure what El-Stalioni's post referred to but in the spirit of things...
(http://www.gifbin.com/bin/1236681958_hammer-time.gif)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Joepicalli on November 25, 2009, 05:12:08 pm
 :off: sorry but just to be polite seeing as there was so much interest in my avatar just click through at the bottom of my post and see my website and all will become clear.
Back to the birds.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Durbs on November 25, 2009, 05:28:14 pm
Isn't Johanna below age requirements? (unless you're Spanish)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: GraemeA on November 25, 2009, 05:41:33 pm
Johanna was born 1992 so is 16 going on 17 or even 17. However some of the pictures are probably from when she was 15  :o
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Tris on November 25, 2009, 07:01:20 pm
Isn't Johanna below age requirements? (unless you're Spanish)
Noooooooooooooooooooooo   :o
Don't even start back with that shit!!!  :lol:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on November 25, 2009, 07:59:54 pm
All the pictures I've just posted are very recent and she is 17. Can we leave it now please.

 :rtfm:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: danm on November 25, 2009, 09:21:26 pm
That's a relief, for a minute I thought I'd cracked one off illegally.  :spank:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Durbs on November 26, 2009, 09:53:53 am
lol

Epic +1
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Aussiegav on November 26, 2009, 11:28:33 am
All the pictures I've just posted are very recent and she is 17. Can we leave it now please.

 :rtfm:
Hey Jasper,
as i have always said,
if there is grass on the pitch you can play.  ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: dave on November 26, 2009, 11:36:46 am
I see that turn of phrase is about as funny as its always been.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on November 26, 2009, 11:38:37 am
Forgive him. He's Australian.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: dave on November 26, 2009, 11:52:24 am
Ahhhhhhh right.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Aussiegav on November 26, 2009, 11:57:01 am
there is that other saying of putting from the rough

do I need explain that?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jim on November 26, 2009, 12:12:58 pm
i thought it is if their feet touch the floor when they're sat on the toilet
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Krank on November 26, 2009, 01:25:52 pm
Play it safe boys, play it safe

(http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/28000/Mountain-Climbing--28345.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on November 26, 2009, 01:35:15 pm
"Geraldine's tan didn't improve the overall look".
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: route149 on November 26, 2009, 01:39:09 pm
Back to the future again...

(http://www.nkbv.nl/plaatjes/sportklimmen/2008/ek/johannaernst.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Drew on November 26, 2009, 01:41:57 pm
Is it me or does she look like she has a tiny head in that photo?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: dave on November 26, 2009, 01:43:17 pm
anyone for danny's?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Tris on November 26, 2009, 01:50:33 pm
Is it me or does she look like she has a tiny head in that photo?
Dare I say it? Oh go on then - she looks like she's got a man's body (or the head has been photoshopped on)
Apart from the arms, her upper body is massive - it's bigger than mine  :o
Bring on the insults  ;D
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on November 26, 2009, 03:40:10 pm
Is it me or does she look like she has a tiny head in that photo?

Reminds me of C3PO with a battle droid's head.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: route149 on November 26, 2009, 04:52:29 pm

Reminds me of C3PO with a battle droid's head.
:-\
Be careful Chris.  She might just pull your arms off.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: route149 on November 26, 2009, 08:53:45 pm
(http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs066.snc3/13335_178203199711_58506759711_2751021_2809587_n.jpg)

Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: robertostallioni on November 26, 2009, 09:48:02 pm
Butterface (http://postworthy.com/ContributorImages/butter-face.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Krank on November 26, 2009, 09:55:10 pm
Sorted

(http://www.noveltyhut.com/images/LF-0583_beer_goggles.gif)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Adam Lincoln on November 26, 2009, 10:06:36 pm
Butterface (http://postworthy.com/ContributorImages/butter-face.jpg)

:lol:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tomtom on November 26, 2009, 11:05:33 pm
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_OvUCeq29DUI/SV-_UlEzvpI/AAAAAAAACcw/uSS0O9EgeQM/s400/Brown+Paper+bag.jpg)

Interestingly, when I did an image search for a double bagger this came up.... (its a link so it doesnt disgrace the DFBWGC pages..)
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/173/469077127_376a21dd9b.jpg?v=0 (http://farm1.static.flickr.com/173/469077127_376a21dd9b.jpg?v=0)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: underground on November 27, 2009, 12:13:42 am
Butterface (http://postworthy.com/ContributorImages/butter-face.jpg)

I might just be getting old, or maybe I'm wearing a low diopter version of the goggles at this moment, but I'd fack that into the middle of next week, so to speak. All over it like a pack of starving dingoes on a lame kangaroo if you will.

Ah yeah.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: DaveC on November 27, 2009, 04:50:49 am
Possibly a re-post but most are now a days!.
(http://www.8a.nu/images/firstPageImages/large/FW_IMS_CUP_6949.jpg)

A very beautiful young lady but she really only looks about 15 or 16! Of course this may be because at my age everybody under 30 looks like they should still be in school!!


PS Barbara Pedrotti was an inspired find.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: route149 on November 27, 2009, 08:33:42 pm

Not sure if this has been on but I see that Lagers for one has already seen it. 

Natalija again.  Speaks for itself.Climbing, Natalija Gros - Le Tango Vertical (http://vimeo.com/7082256)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Percy B on November 27, 2009, 08:38:27 pm
Butterface (http://postworthy.com/ContributorImages/butter-face.jpg)

I might just be getting old, or maybe I'm wearing a low diopter version of the goggles at this moment, but I'd fack that into the middle of next week, so to speak. All over it like a pack of starving dingoes on a lame kangaroo if you will.

Ah yeah.

Cavers  ::)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Johnny Brown on November 27, 2009, 08:41:15 pm
Quote
Not sure if this has been on. Natalija again

About six months back. UKC is always limping behind on these.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Krank on November 27, 2009, 09:23:21 pm
(http://rlv.zcache.com/moonlight_climb_rock_climbing_artwork_poster-p228631223532812311chnq_400.jpg)

(http://www.vimff.org/Images06/Films/Malta_Katie%20Brown.jpg)

(http://bp1.blogger.com/_FYNORLGE3I4/SIRnwxx8ElI/AAAAAAAAAFs/dXx42nvryH0/s320/naked-climbers-2_689978c.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: DaveC on November 28, 2009, 04:31:36 am
Natalija Gros has become the "go to" girl of this thread. Whenever standards slip somebody just pulls out another Natalija Gros picture/video/link to steady the ship!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Drew on November 28, 2009, 08:36:56 am
And then someone else suggests Alex Puccio again. Do you have a consensus?


(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_otT-OCyTeCE/SLT2s21ikKI/AAAAAAAAAI0/d-49bEn4aTU/s400/IMG_1467.JPG)
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_otT-OCyTeCE/SLT2-4EJTaI/AAAAAAAAAJE/F-KdZjKL-Qg/s400/IMG_1701.JPG) (http://climbingbum.blogspot.com/2008/08/alex-puccio-and-last-month.html)

Not hotlinking (http://www.climb-fit.com/images/poochthrice.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Tris on November 28, 2009, 08:44:30 am
(http://rlv.zcache.com/moonlight_climb_rock_climbing_artwork_poster-p228631223532812311chnq_400.jpg)
Fuck me - she must be on a really feckin massive cliff to be that close to the moon  :lol:

(where that's Jessica claw woman when you need her - she needs to change her style to this)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: route149 on November 28, 2009, 11:08:55 am
And then someone else suggests Alex Puccio again. Do you have a consensus?


Well, as a recent supplier of Natalija material (below) I could appear biased. She's got the whole package.  Alex is right up there, but those guns are scary.  She could definitely pull arms out of sockets.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on November 28, 2009, 02:37:47 pm
(http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs078.snc3/14551_174340008061_174070263061_3100694_7917352_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Wipey Why on November 28, 2009, 03:38:29 pm
(http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs078.snc3/14551_174340008061_174070263061_3100694_7917352_n.jpg)

:thumbsup:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tomtom on November 28, 2009, 06:07:45 pm
(http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs078.snc3/14551_174340008061_174070263061_3100694_7917352_n.jpg)

Shouldnt this go in the stalking tips for beginners section - under how not to film someone without them knowing...?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on December 03, 2009, 10:10:42 pm
(http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs112.snc3/15932_194191137623_629702623_3506998_6655235_n.jpg)

 :lol:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: inn wislon on December 03, 2009, 11:30:45 pm
I know shes's not that fit and isn't climbing (and probably dosen't climb), but where else would this strange photo go apart from UKB's climbing soft pr0n thread DFBWGC thread.......

(http://www.wspinaczki.pl/images/stories/absurd/glamour.jpg)

Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: chillax on December 04, 2009, 12:28:18 am

(http://i49.tinypic.com/r287kj.jpg)

(http://i47.tinypic.com/dorpn8.jpg)

 ::)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Drew on December 04, 2009, 12:39:42 am

(http://i47.tinypic.com/dorpn8.jpg)


What the hell sort of knot is that? It looks like an overhand, around the rope. Surely our DFBWGC should be better cared for than that? I'd look after her properly    :beer2: :pissed: :kiss2: :kiss1:  :shag: :shag: :hug:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on December 04, 2009, 08:58:06 am
Was going to say the same. Looks a bit skinny too. The rope that is. Although she is a bit skinny.

Maybe skinny ropes are OK for skinny birds??
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Johnny Brown on December 04, 2009, 12:29:03 pm
I'm pretty sure its a bowline. I'd prefer a knot that took longer to tie personally.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: slackline on December 04, 2009, 12:36:12 pm
I'm pretty sure its a bowline. I'd prefer a knot that took longer to tie personally.

I thought it looked like a bowline too, but its not been tied off with a hitch  and is therefore starting to work loose  :spank:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: route149 on December 04, 2009, 12:42:59 pm
(http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs112.snc3/15932_194191137623_629702623_3506998_6655235_n.jpg)


Behave. Nothing distracting about this...
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: dave on December 04, 2009, 12:56:05 pm
I'm pretty sure its a bowline. I'd prefer a knot that took longer to tie personally.

I thought it looked like a bowline too, but its not been tied off with a hitch  and is therefore starting to work loose  :spank:

not enough tail on the loose end either.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Dolly on December 04, 2009, 01:35:41 pm
you don't want too much slack though do you ?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Norton Sharley on December 04, 2009, 02:45:10 pm
I know shes's not that fit and isn't climbing (and probably dosen't climb), but where else would this strange photo go apart from UKB's climbing soft pr0n thread DFBWGC thread.......

(http://www.wspinaczki.pl/images/stories/absurd/glamour.jpg)

And the photographers name "Come Bardon".  Surely they swapped the H for a B?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: El Mocho on December 04, 2009, 07:51:44 pm

(http://i47.tinypic.com/dorpn8.jpg)


What the hell sort of knot is that? It looks like an overhand, around the rope. Surely our DFBWGC should be better cared for than that? I'd look after her properly    :beer2: :pissed: :kiss2: :kiss1:  :shag: :shag: :hug:

Is not the part of the knot we can see the stopper knot and her main knot (bowline or 8 ) hidden behind her breast?

I have tried looking very closely at the area around her right breast but can't get a clearer view.

(did you like all the (k)nots in the first line)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Drew on December 05, 2009, 12:19:26 am
It if it, then it's a shit stopper knot. We need more pictures of this girl to see what knot she's using.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: chillax on December 05, 2009, 12:35:51 am
It if it, then it's a shit stopper knot. We need more pictures of this girl to see what knot she's using.

Ask and ye shall recieve...

(http://i49.tinypic.com/dpy9fa.jpg)

(http://i47.tinypic.com/2qdo606.jpg)

(http://i50.tinypic.com/1zlxb7k.jpg)

I hope that last one clears up any pressing concerns anyone had for the poor girl's safety :P
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on December 05, 2009, 12:49:31 am
Wow. Like an attractive (but weak) Alex Puccio.

OH NO WHAT HAVE I SAID!!?? Might get puntered by a hypocritical glassehousedwellingstonethrowinglegendlookalike for that.

Ah well.  ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: chillax on December 05, 2009, 01:45:21 am
Wow. Like an attractive (but weak) Alex Puccio.

OH NO WHAT HAVE I SAID!!?? Might get puntered by a hypocritical glassehousedwellingstonethrowinglegendlookalike for that.

I live in perpetual fear  :lol:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Drew on December 05, 2009, 08:43:45 am
Mmmmmm... nice.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tomtom on December 05, 2009, 09:35:08 am
Wow. Like an attractive (but weak) Alex Puccio.

OH NO WHAT HAVE I SAID!!?? Might get puntered by a hypocritical glassehousedwellingstonethrowinglegendlookalike for that.

I live in perpetual fear  :lol:

After my puntering (part of the same simu-puntering I believe) I decided never to post on this thread again

 :ang:


oops...
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on December 05, 2009, 09:49:18 am
I'm now a bit concerned that she is toproping off what looks like a single piece of spectra.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Tris on December 05, 2009, 09:49:50 am
Ok but what is her name and where is she climbing? Obviously not very important information for this thread, but I would like to know..  ;D
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: flyguy on December 05, 2009, 12:27:18 pm
that dfbwgciii is my world!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: andy_e on December 05, 2009, 12:32:27 pm
Obviously not very important information for this thread

I disagree!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Wipey Why on December 05, 2009, 11:01:06 pm
(http://www.atomikclimbingholds.com/Projects/IMG_6735_SmRes.jpg)

I think she may be slightly underage
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Drew on December 06, 2009, 12:31:04 am
Everyone else on that page (http://www.atomikclimbingholds.com/Projects/customerPhotos.htm) is pretty young.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Houdini on December 06, 2009, 06:17:54 am
Doesn't matter where you get your appetite, as long as you don't eat at school.



Nothing wrong w/ calling a beautiful girl beautiful, whatever the age.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Wipey Why on December 06, 2009, 08:35:45 am
Everyone else on that page (http://www.atomikclimbingholds.com/Projects/customerPhotos.htm) is pretty young.

I was thinking that. Oh well
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Mr Cat on December 06, 2009, 10:40:19 am
this place is a wonderful adverts for boulderer's...everyone looking must think your a bunch of pedo's... :)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Bubba on December 06, 2009, 01:38:18 pm

For the final time - if you think a girl is underage or borderline underage then don't fucking post it on a topic for "fit birds".

There's plenty of websites around for the ephebophiles amongst you (and it's obvious that some of you are) but keep it off this forum.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: clm on December 06, 2009, 03:59:25 pm
splendid word bubba
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Joepicalli on December 06, 2009, 06:25:01 pm
Heap and IIII ?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Serpico on December 06, 2009, 08:47:05 pm
Heap and IIII ?

Just a bit of editing/deletion would suffice. III should be preserved, if you send III to the Heap you're effectively consigning The Minx and Cami to the Heap.
And that's unacceptable.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Fiend on December 06, 2009, 10:33:32 pm
Maybe someone should post some more Alex thingymajiggy to get this back on track.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Drew on December 06, 2009, 10:53:06 pm
(http://www.facebook.com/profile/pic.php?oid=AAAAAQAQkZvVqXf0N4dkUyK1g4AgPwAAAAn5SfICjCY2B9XIsnjQ3_wc&size=normal)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: andy_e on December 06, 2009, 11:29:14 pm
Not the best picture there, but at least the ages is back on track now
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Drew on December 06, 2009, 11:58:14 pm
I think we've HOTlinked every other picture of Alex! It was the only one I could find which we hadn't had before (except for one, which made her look terrible, and I'm trying to forget!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: andy_e on December 07, 2009, 12:03:06 am
worse than that? well let's have an alex repost in which she is hot!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: GraemeA on December 07, 2009, 12:07:35 am
Which Alex are you talking about? This one

(http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:MSUvU6rZHdKofM:http://www.sterling-adventures.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/img_2539.JPG)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Joepicalli on December 07, 2009, 12:10:04 am
Heap and IIII ?

Just a bit of editing/deletion would suffice. III should be preserved, if you send III to the Heap you're effectively consigning The Minx and Cami to the Heap.
And that's unacceptable.
Jesus Serps what was I thinking, thank fuck for the voice of reason.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Drew on December 07, 2009, 12:19:49 am
Which Alex are you talking about? This one

(http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:MSUvU6rZHdKofM:http://www.sterling-adventures.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/img_2539.JPG)

Nah. The Monk


(http://www.mattsegal.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/honnold-199x300.jpg) (http://www.mattsegal.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/honnold.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Houdini on December 07, 2009, 03:21:34 am

(http://www.facebook.com/profile/pic.php?oid=AAAAAQAQkZvVqXf0N4dkUyK1g4AgPwAAAAn5SfICjCY2B9XIsnjQ3_wc&size=normal)

(http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/axl-rs-4-2-92.jpg)

Separated @ birth?  We should be told.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Wipey Why on December 07, 2009, 07:15:34 am

(http://www.facebook.com/profile/pic.php?oid=AAAAAQAQkZvVqXf0N4dkUyK1g4AgPwAAAAn5SfICjCY2B9XIsnjQ3_wc&size=normal)

(http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/axl-rs-4-2-92.jpg)

Separated @ birth?  We should be told.


You've definitely put me off now!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Tris on December 07, 2009, 08:52:06 am
Heap and IIII ?
Trying not to be pedantic, but don't you mean 'Heap and IV ?'  :P

Anyway who is the girl on the previous page?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: slackline on December 07, 2009, 09:36:43 am
Heap and IIII ?
Trying not to be pedantic, but don't you mean 'Heap and IV ?'  :P

Not necessarily (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_numerals#IIII_vs_IV)  ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Tris on December 07, 2009, 09:45:12 am
Well - you learn something new every day, I didn't know Joe was so old, respect  :bow:

Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Drew on December 07, 2009, 11:21:23 pm
FFS! When I see new posts, I expect new pictures!

(http://gb.fotolibra.com/images/previews/510846-girl-bouldering-in-sweden.jpeg?1251423736)

?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Joepicalli on December 07, 2009, 11:37:38 pm
Heap and IIII ?
Trying not to be pedantic, but don't you mean 'Heap and IV ?'  :P

Anyway who is the girl on the previous page?
Apologies but I think you'll find I'm old enough to have worked for Louis the xiv as a clockmaker hence the use of the IIII
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: GraemeA on December 08, 2009, 12:15:34 am
Joe is indeed an old cunt
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: namnok on December 08, 2009, 08:44:07 am
(http://pimpinandcrimpin.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/mclark-lydia-finderskeepers3-102806.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SiWitcher on December 08, 2009, 10:31:44 pm
Meet Zuzana:
http://www.bodyrock.tv/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/adidas_gloves.jpg (http://www.bodyrock.tv/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/adidas_gloves.jpg)

Zuzana qualifies as a DFBWGC:
http://www.bodyrock.tv/2009/12/06/our-first-rock-climbing-lesson/ (http://www.bodyrock.tv/2009/12/06/our-first-rock-climbing-lesson/)

Let's hope her climbing photographer raises his game...
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Joepicalli on December 08, 2009, 10:43:54 pm
FFS! When I see new posts, I expect new pictures!

(http://gb.fotolibra.com/images/previews/510846-girl-bouldering-in-sweden.jpeg?1251423736)

?
Get used to disappointment.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Houdini on December 09, 2009, 09:17:50 am
Shortly before she power screamed the fuck out of the prow from a sitter

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_VQRNs8ft0sI/SwcD04nsEBI/AAAAAAAABhM/zk8vPgNLNz0/s1600/l_03b0609340c6571cfadb16ba31392ab9.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Dolly on December 09, 2009, 10:50:58 am
Photoshoptastic
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on December 09, 2009, 10:59:25 am
My word.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Snoops on December 09, 2009, 11:02:16 am
(http://www.rockmaster.com/img/1/12603.jpg)

(http://www.rockmaster.com/img/1/12584.jpg)

(http://www.rockmaster.com/img/1/12571.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on December 09, 2009, 11:05:29 am
I've already mined that seam (fnar) a few pages back.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Snoops on December 09, 2009, 11:08:27 am
Apologies, and there I was thinking I knew this thread pretty well!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on December 09, 2009, 11:22:49 am
http://ukbouldering.com/board/index.php/topic,10790.msg220429.html#msg220429 (http://ukbouldering.com/board/index.php/topic,10790.msg220429.html#msg220429)

Oh and the one further up the page is a repost too. Possibly a repost of a repost!

http://ukbouldering.com/board/index.php/topic,10790.msg220863.html#msg220863 (http://ukbouldering.com/board/index.php/topic,10790.msg220863.html#msg220863)

Not complaining like.  :)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: magpie on December 09, 2009, 11:56:49 am
(http://www.rockmaster.com/img/1/12603.jpg)

RUN!  The zombies are coming!  :o

They are fairly hot zombies though.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on December 09, 2009, 12:36:47 pm
(http://i49.tinypic.com/16770x.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on December 09, 2009, 02:35:35 pm
Who is she and why has she been stabbed in the tit with a gold plated oyster mushroom?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Adam Lincoln on December 09, 2009, 03:09:46 pm
Shortly before she power screamed the fuck out of the prow from a sitter

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_VQRNs8ft0sI/SwcD04nsEBI/AAAAAAAABhM/zk8vPgNLNz0/s1600/l_03b0609340c6571cfadb16ba31392ab9.jpg)

Check out those tan lines  :o
(Cue the jokes  ::))
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: chillax on December 09, 2009, 03:14:38 pm
Who is she and why has she been stabbed in the tit with a gold plated oyster mushroom?

Johanna Ernst at the Austrian sports personality of the year awards, where she got a gold plated 'shroom for best newcomer. :)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: fatboySlimfast on December 09, 2009, 03:22:48 pm
Shortly before she power screamed the fuck out of the prow from a sitter

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_VQRNs8ft0sI/SwcD04nsEBI/AAAAAAAABhM/zk8vPgNLNz0/s1600/l_03b0609340c6571cfadb16ba31392ab9.jpg)

Check out those tan lines  :o
(Cue the jokes  ::))
oh well, if your asking for some.....give it a few more years
(http://img1.jokeroo.com/pictures/badtan.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: AndyR on December 09, 2009, 03:53:41 pm
(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/8813_633956922527961250.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: slackline on December 09, 2009, 04:02:07 pm
(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/8813_633956922527961250.jpg)

Wouldn't fancy being her belayer, she looks like she's in the middle of squeezing one out  :P
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on December 09, 2009, 04:15:26 pm
Who is she and why has she been stabbed in the tit with a gold plated oyster mushroom?

Johanna Ernst at the Austrian sports personality of the year awards, where she got a gold plated 'shroom for best newcomer. :)

Thanks. She certainly scrubs up well.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on December 09, 2009, 04:17:24 pm
Chris I should punter you for not recognising Johanna. But I wont as her picture's put me in a good mood (despite hangover).  :)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on December 09, 2009, 04:25:09 pm
Like I said, she scrubs up well. Looks quite different in awards ceremony barbie outfit to when she is in cragging gear.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Tris on December 09, 2009, 04:50:15 pm
Wouldn't fancy being her belayer
Each to their own, I will gladly take over for you....
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: slackline on December 10, 2009, 11:00:49 am
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2508/4089256447_0f66e0f057_o.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/petzl-sport/4089256447/)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: mrjonathanr on December 10, 2009, 09:05:27 pm
Joe is indeed an old cunt

Graeme that's very unfair.
He's not that old.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Joepicalli on December 10, 2009, 10:40:48 pm
Joe is indeed an old cunt

Graeme that's very unfair.
He's not that old.
Older than you Cunt!  :P
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: mrjonathanr on December 11, 2009, 11:54:01 pm
Hi Joe, keeping well?
Glad to see your mastery of the demotic continues unabashed.
Will have to meet up again sometime if it a) stops raining and/or b) my arm gets better.
Ciao :wave:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: mrjonathanr on December 11, 2009, 11:59:23 pm

Isabelle Patisserie, Sortileges:

http://fcorpet.free.fr/Denis/M/Grimpeuses/Isabelle-Patissier-Ph-Fragnol-AR.html (http://fcorpet.free.fr/Denis/M/Grimpeuses/Isabelle-Patissier-Ph-Fragnol-AR.html)

The 80's man's crumpet.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on December 12, 2009, 12:07:43 am
(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/8813_633956936831555000.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on December 12, 2009, 11:07:10 am
.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on December 12, 2009, 11:09:59 am

Isabelle Patisserie, Sortileges:

http://fcorpet.free.fr/Denis/M/Grimpeuses/Isabelle-Patissier-Ph-Fragnol-AR.html (http://fcorpet.free.fr/Denis/M/Grimpeuses/Isabelle-Patissier-Ph-Fragnol-AR.html)

The 80's man's crumpet.


That site is a mine of 80's female climbers. And Robyn Erbesfield.

Some scary things thrown in too though.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: DaveC on December 12, 2009, 12:26:25 pm
.

 ??? :shrug:

 :P
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on December 12, 2009, 04:30:23 pm
.

 ??? :shrug:

 :P

Don't worry your pretty little head about it.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SamT on December 12, 2009, 07:16:01 pm
(http://www.rockmaster.com/img/1/12603.jpg)

should these not be in the "Dead fit climbers who go raving" thread

Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: DaveC on December 12, 2009, 08:53:26 pm


Don't worry your pretty little head about it.

Well it's never been described as pretty and the mrs reckons it's none too little either!  ;D
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Percy B on December 12, 2009, 09:01:32 pm
.

I just spent a minute ot two trying to work out if that was some dirt on my screen, and frantically tried to rub it off. It isn't, is it.....
 :-[
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on December 12, 2009, 09:15:03 pm
if you guys are really stressing out about it, i cocked up the quoting due to this shitty acer keyboard,and couldn't be arsed trying to fix it, so deleted it and started again.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Tris on December 13, 2009, 09:07:11 am
(http://www.rockmaster.com/img/1/12603.jpg)

should these not be in the "Dead fit climbers who go raving" thread
My mind is obviously in the gutter - I was thinking the picture is a great photoshop candidate what with her hand like that...  :lol:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Tiberius on December 13, 2009, 01:54:42 pm
Where dead fit women are concerned our mids are always in the gutter :)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Wipey Why on December 13, 2009, 07:07:49 pm
(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/29443_633932177471910000.jpg)

(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/29443_633959103694523750.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Eddies on December 13, 2009, 08:00:43 pm
Shortly before she power screamed the fuck out of the prow from a sitter

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_VQRNs8ft0sI/SwcD04nsEBI/AAAAAAAABhM/zk8vPgNLNz0/s1600/l_03b0609340c6571cfadb16ba31392ab9.jpg)
Wow-wa-we-wa
Where did you find that houdini?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: fatdoc on December 13, 2009, 10:19:59 pm

Isabelle Patisserie, Sortileges:

http://fcorpet.free.fr/Denis/M/Grimpeuses/Isabelle-Patissier-Ph-Fragnol-AR.html (http://fcorpet.free.fr/Denis/M/Grimpeuses/Isabelle-Patissier-Ph-Fragnol-AR.html)

The 80's man's crumpet.

simply marvellous...
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Joepicalli on December 13, 2009, 10:45:27 pm
(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/29443_633932177471910000.jpg)

Is This an actual photo of the legendary (and until this moment hidden from prying male climbers eyes) nipple sprag? If so (and obviously verification will be needed) DFBWGC - ARE THEY CHEATING???
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: robertostallioni on December 13, 2009, 10:52:47 pm

(http://www.mynameisearlkress.com/weblog/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/gonzo002.jpg)

Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on December 15, 2009, 08:12:00 pm
Prolly a repost, but I don't care; I'm feeling flippant.

(http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/6496/filel.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tobym on December 15, 2009, 09:18:30 pm
Lovely :great:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Paul B on December 15, 2009, 11:26:27 pm
Shortly before she power screamed the fuck out of the prow from a sitter

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_VQRNs8ft0sI/SwcD04nsEBI/AAAAAAAABhM/zk8vPgNLNz0/s1600/l_03b0609340c6571cfadb16ba31392ab9.jpg)
Wow-wa-we-wa
Where did you find that houdini?

its Jamie Eason, figure athlete
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Drew on December 15, 2009, 11:51:50 pm
A quick Google Image Search reveals, well, quite a lot flesh, and the fact that she obviously loves her bum. Which is nice cos I do too!

Quote from: Jamie Eason's website
What is your diet on a typical day?

6 AM: ...5 egg whites...
9 AM: ...3 hard boiled eggs...
...
9 PM: ...5 egg whites...

So my 6 eggs a week isn't quite enough then?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Drewski Rootbitch on December 15, 2009, 11:57:03 pm
It is a great bum, but with that diet probably a bit.....eggbound. :'(
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on December 16, 2009, 07:45:17 am
It ok she eats plenty of fruit too:

(http://images.tmuscle.com/forum_images/b/6/b6cc6-bc4b6_jamie_eason_watermelon.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Probes on December 16, 2009, 01:30:08 pm
Shortly before she power screamed the fuck out of the prow from a sitter

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_VQRNs8ft0sI/SwcD04nsEBI/AAAAAAAABhM/zk8vPgNLNz0/s1600/l_03b0609340c6571cfadb16ba31392ab9.jpg)
Wow-wa-we-wa
Where did you find that houdini?

its Jamie Eason, figure athlete

OMG, im in love.
Am i shallow, probably, am i slightly confused by a that body, yes (is it very attractive or is it manly?) would she be a nightmare bird, maybe... bovered :shrug:

Thats next years office calender decision sorted then.   :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Obi-Wan is lost... on December 16, 2009, 07:03:56 pm
(is it very attractive or is it manly?) would she be a nightmare bird, maybe... bovered :shrug:
In the name of research... http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/655091/80424579.jpg (http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/655091/80424579.jpg) [no embed as it's AHEM, probably NSFW]  :-[
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Moo on December 16, 2009, 07:08:38 pm
only here could this descend into a conversation about the type of knot she has tied on with
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on December 16, 2009, 07:36:52 pm
(http://img686.imageshack.us/img686/7289/15932194191262623629702.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Oli on December 16, 2009, 08:57:18 pm
In the name of research... http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/655091/80424579.jpg (http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/655091/80424579.jpg) [no embed as it's AHEM, probably NSFW]  :-[

Looks like i'm not the only one who took advantage of Google Images after her name appeared...
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Carnage on December 17, 2009, 02:29:31 am
(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/10126_633964035009375000.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Probes on December 17, 2009, 09:49:54 am
(is it very attractive or is it manly?) would she be a nightmare bird, maybe... bovered :shrug:
In the name of research... http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/655091/80424579.jpg (http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/655091/80424579.jpg) [no embed as it's AHEM, probably NSFW]  :-[
Thanks Obi, that has put my mind nicely at rest.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Tris on December 17, 2009, 11:16:55 am
Deleted
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Drewski Rootbitch on December 17, 2009, 11:22:28 am
That's a NSFW p0rno link mate
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Tris on December 17, 2009, 11:24:07 am
Oh well - here is the link if people aren't in work or don't give a damn  ;D

http://sharenxs.com/view/?id=yyp4b2a-400578965-80oiitd (http://sharenxs.com/view/?id=yyp4b2a-400578965-80oiitd)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Houdini on December 17, 2009, 11:29:51 am
I'm at work, and that's not pra-horn, just nudity.  If there was a bunch of dicks up her bum then it would be pra-horn, but there isn't, so rest easy. 
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on December 17, 2009, 11:37:36 am
I assume that's been shopped or she's got about a 12 inch waist.  :o
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Drewski Rootbitch on December 17, 2009, 11:40:02 am
Different link Houdini.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Houdini on December 17, 2009, 11:44:59 am
Well the way this thread is going a pic of some chick receiving the horn on a polished granite worktop would tie in perfectly ...  :whistle:

Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Tris on December 17, 2009, 12:18:43 pm
Different link Houdini.
It's not really - the link is to the page of the image I directly linked to before in the deleted post, the image is still the same..

And before anyone asks, from their site: Models on Hegre-Art.com were 18 years of age or older when photographed
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Eddies on December 17, 2009, 09:12:20 pm
Oh well - here is the link if people aren't in work or don't give a damn  ;D

http://sharenxs.com/view/?id=yyp4b2a-400578965-80oiitd (http://sharenxs.com/view/?id=yyp4b2a-400578965-80oiitd)

Is that the first naked female ascent of Ben's Roof?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on December 17, 2009, 10:41:46 pm
Dunno, but she could really do with a nourishing meal.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Wipey Why on December 18, 2009, 07:35:46 am
Dunno, but she could really do with a nourishing meal.
:agree:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: RASTATA on December 18, 2009, 08:31:44 am
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_V6LCLUvoqQI/Syp4U1q8tmI/AAAAAAAAApE/xtyXkbvqBkc/s400/IMG_0135.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on December 18, 2009, 08:35:59 am
"Chreeess, you rreeley are going to have to get a shave soon you know."
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Tris on December 18, 2009, 08:48:25 am
Dunno, but she could really do with a nourishing meal.
The obvious choice would be 1 cup of salted raw cucumber...
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: DaveC on December 18, 2009, 11:50:58 am
I think I've found a new smilie thing that one or two people might find appropriate: (http://www.shredguitars.com/images/smilies/hardon.gif)

 :P
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: slackline on December 18, 2009, 01:40:24 pm
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2246/3534836197_31aefa925a.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/adampowell/3534836197/)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: AndyR on December 19, 2009, 12:34:34 am
(http://lh3.ggpht.com/_Th4ZP5bLa2Y/StOQZVaS1nI/AAAAAAAAA_8/yUQh30rMYQM/s640/IMG_3096.JPG)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: AndyR on December 19, 2009, 12:39:43 am
(http://lh5.ggpht.com/_Th4ZP5bLa2Y/SGCTcpE6JTI/AAAAAAAAAGY/6FQO74JVzjc/s1024/IMG_4457.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Drew on December 19, 2009, 12:45:44 am
They're just making it hard for themselves!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on December 19, 2009, 01:28:58 am
If they were to wear less they would be making it harder for me.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: petejh on December 19, 2009, 04:32:24 pm
That's the yellow route at the Beacon innit? Staff have got better looking since I last went.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Falling Down on December 19, 2009, 05:20:42 pm
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2246/3534836197_31aefa925a.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/adampowell/3534836197/)

That looks like it's been chipped with a jackhammer  :-\
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Falling Down on December 19, 2009, 05:23:50 pm
Less pron please chaps, it'll be the demise of this thread. It's not exactly difficult to find if you want to look at nekkid ladies on the interweb and it might be me being old fashioned but isn't it demeaning to the nice looking ladies who climb?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: DaveC on December 21, 2009, 10:20:37 am
(http://img.ukclimbing.com/i/131207.jpg)

OK, I'm really only posting a pic of Olga Bibik as an excuse to paste this little piece about her from the other channel. Can you guess when I nearly spat my evening coffee all over the screen?

"Olga Bibik is an ex bouldering World Cup winner (see her IFSC profile) and has climbed F8b sport routes at the popular sport destination of Red Stone in Crimea.

Olga is 33 years old and lives in Krasnoyarsk with her husband Jack Ovchinnikov and their son Semen."

 :-\
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: dave on December 21, 2009, 10:34:22 am
(http://img.ukclimbing.com/i/131207.jpg)

UKC FAIL
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: magpie on December 21, 2009, 10:35:19 am
That has to be a typo, no way did she name her son after... well, that.  ???
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on December 21, 2009, 11:39:15 am
It's a typo.

His real name is Spuff.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Adam Lincoln on December 22, 2009, 02:56:52 pm
(http://www.climb-indoors.com/images/Rock%20Chicks.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Nizza on December 22, 2009, 05:07:13 pm
Less pron please chaps, it'll be the demise of this thread. It's not exactly difficult to find if you want to look at nekkid ladies on the interweb and it might be me being old fashioned but isn't it demeaning to the nice looking ladies who climb?
I wholeheartedly agree with the above statement.  This next post however does fall into the more than a little bid dodgy category and comes with a warning, but just has to be seen to be believed.  I knew climbing was becoming more mainstream, but I had no idea it had gone this far. Apologise in advance if this has been posted before or offends. It has been laughed at by both male and female climbers I know and is mainly only degrading to those involved, and the climber who must have been there to supervise for 'health and safety' reasons.

Here is the link and it is  NSFW http://tinyurl.com/yevall8 (http://tinyurl.com/yevall8)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: slackline on December 22, 2009, 06:02:56 pm
Less pron please chaps, it'll be the demise of this thread. It's not exactly difficult to find if you want to look at nekkid ladies on the interweb and it might be me being old fashioned but isn't it demeaning to the nice looking ladies who climb?
I wholeheartedly agree with the above statement.  This next post however does fall into the more than a little bid dodgy category and comes with a warning, but just has to be seen to be believed.  I knew climbing was becoming more mainstream, but I had no idea it had gone this far. Apologise in advance if this has been posted before or offends. It has been laughed at by both male and female climbers I know and is mainly only degrading to those involved, and the climber who must have been there to supervise for 'health and safety' reasons.

Here is the link and it is  NSFW http://tinyurl.com/yevall8 (http://tinyurl.com/yevall8)

Clearly amateurs as she "tied in" with an HMS as opposed to a knot  :rtfm:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: magpie on December 23, 2009, 11:06:41 am
What is it?  I get it blocked as pr0n by work. :whistle:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Drew on December 23, 2009, 11:16:39 am
We've had it before. It's the pr0n film with a girl fucking her climbing instructor. I'm sure you'll have seen it before, but you probably didn't think there was enough climbing in it. And it's all indoors too!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: magpie on December 23, 2009, 11:26:04 am
I'm sure you'll have seen it before
I don't know what you are suggesting, Drew.   :whistle:



I have seen it, not worth watching again.   ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Drew on December 23, 2009, 11:41:16 am
I'm sure you'll have seen it before
I don't know what you are suggesting, Drew.   :whistle:
I just know how well you acquaint yourself with the DFBWGC thread, and seeing as she's been linked a few times, I knew you'd know her. That's all... honest...  :P
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: magpie on December 23, 2009, 12:30:34 pm
There are so few new posts on the DFBlokes thread, I need to entertain myself somehow.   ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Wipey Why on December 26, 2009, 11:05:25 pm
(http://www.climbing.com/photo/image/goddesses07/GoddessesOTR-JTREE-07-2941.jpg)

(http://www.climbing.com/photo/image/goddesses07/GoddessesOTR-JTREE-07-2956.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Wipey Why on December 26, 2009, 11:06:44 pm
(http://www.climbing.com/photo/image/goddesses07/GoddessesOTR-JTREE-07-2703.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: clm on December 27, 2009, 09:31:47 am
that pic with the big cams. Is it weird that i find the vast expanse of amazing granite boulders more fascinating than the chick? :whistle:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: mrjonathanr on December 27, 2009, 12:56:50 pm
yes.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: clm on December 27, 2009, 06:55:38 pm
yes.

Not gettin any?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: mrjonathanr on December 27, 2009, 11:19:40 pm
that pic with the big cams. Is it weird that i find the vast expanse of amazing granite boulders more fascinating than the chick? :whistle:
yes
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: clm on December 28, 2009, 02:16:23 pm
you already said that
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jim on December 28, 2009, 06:16:10 pm
looks like your getting too much Calum
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lukeyboy on December 28, 2009, 10:49:56 pm
Anna Kornke... feast your eyes

(http://pimpinandcrimpin.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/bathingsuit.jpg)

(http://pimpinandcrimpin.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/cleaning.jpg)

(http://pimpinandcrimpin.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/lookup.jpg)

(http://pimpinandcrimpin.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/leaning.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Paul B on December 28, 2009, 10:59:01 pm
my monitor is f*cking huge and I still can't see half of that
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: RASTATA on January 03, 2010, 09:12:09 pm
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_V6LCLUvoqQI/SzUUEXTJUgI/AAAAAAAAAsc/zs_YN7D0plQ/S220/BNSPD1008-0976.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tobym on January 04, 2010, 03:41:29 pm
That the new Petzl helmet?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: magpie on January 22, 2010, 03:03:20 pm
(http://digital-photography-school.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Kamil-Bialous-KB-Banff-Sept09-68492.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: flyguy on January 22, 2010, 03:45:06 pm
finnaly a reason to exist again.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: magpie on January 22, 2010, 04:10:11 pm
I found this too, but I think the first one is best:
(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y61/asdf25/dfbwgc1.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Tris on January 22, 2010, 04:20:09 pm
I found this too, but I think the first one is best:
Lots more pics of her previously posted:

http://ukbouldering.com/board/index.php/topic,10790.msg232098.html#msg232098 (http://ukbouldering.com/board/index.php/topic,10790.msg232098.html#msg232098)
http://ukbouldering.com/board/index.php/topic,10790.msg231903.html#msg231903 (http://ukbouldering.com/board/index.php/topic,10790.msg231903.html#msg231903)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: flyguy on January 22, 2010, 10:48:28 pm
cheers, both work for me. shes rocking that wind swept hair look
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on January 24, 2010, 12:44:18 pm
(http://www.reinhard-fichtinger.com/fotos/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=944&g2_serialNumber=3)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: account_inactive on January 24, 2010, 01:10:04 pm
I'm glad someone else shares my taste Lager
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Paul B on January 24, 2010, 01:24:44 pm
What, bernard zangerl? all she needs is a over-caffeinated sugary drink company hat.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Moo on January 24, 2010, 05:40:47 pm
nowt wrong with a bit of trefoil adidas
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: dave on January 24, 2010, 08:08:59 pm
always good to see shorties rocking the 'das.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Wipey Why on February 01, 2010, 09:08:14 pm
(http://www.urbanclimbermag.com/exclusive/interviews/blair-coyle-uc28.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Wipey Why on February 01, 2010, 09:43:44 pm
(http://cdn.ukclimbing.com/i/135123.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: robertostallioni on February 07, 2010, 12:14:37 pm
Barrel scrapings for the lecherous.

i suggest watching with the sound off if you value your own life/wrists.

Sexy Hot Ninja Chick Shooting Gun and Rock Climbing (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-n6STkRUYPw#)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Doylo on February 07, 2010, 12:22:25 pm
Fuck me where did you find that bizarre video Stallion?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Will Hunt on February 07, 2010, 12:26:06 pm
Is this all that's left?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: robertostallioni on February 07, 2010, 12:27:38 pm
Between my hourly pilgrimage's to your blog, Doyle, I like to visit that of Misty Murphy, so as to go gauge happenings o'ert pond. She knows on which side her bread is buttered.

Some of the sights on there can really make the cheese slide off your cracker.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: robertostallioni on February 07, 2010, 12:32:56 pm
Is this all that's left?

Will, in the absence of anybody else stepping up to the plate I have, over the last 18 months (aided as ever by little Bobby Friction) made it my business to examine every image/video on the 'net of naked people/animal/vegetable/mineral. I conclude that we are indeed approaching complete saturation. I would hereby like to echo the British Film/Photography Media calls for new talent/content!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tomtom on February 07, 2010, 02:28:54 pm
Some of the sights on there can really make the cheese slide off your cracker.

 ;D great phrase..
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Wipey Why on February 08, 2010, 09:41:20 pm
(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/18759_634007471278707500.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: robertostallioni on February 08, 2010, 10:38:54 pm
We need a second opinion on that one.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: clm on February 08, 2010, 10:40:36 pm
(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/18759_634007471278707500.jpg)

There's something missing!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on February 08, 2010, 10:44:32 pm
(http://www.rusvakrilov.com/gallery/big/B100152.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: robertostallioni on February 08, 2010, 10:47:47 pm
Is this she?
(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/18759.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on February 09, 2010, 08:05:50 am
Is this she?

her?

(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/18759_633810255059946780.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on February 09, 2010, 08:10:33 am
kind of cute

(http://www.rusvakrilov.com/gallery/big/S100182.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on February 09, 2010, 09:25:58 am
Ahhhhh, that's better

(http://www.rusvakrilov.com/gallery/big/S100233.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Wipey Why on February 09, 2010, 01:13:52 pm
I know my choice of DFB is questioned with regularity, but she is quite cute.

(http://www.rusvakrilov.com/gallery/big/S100231.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on February 10, 2010, 07:55:30 pm
(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/10126_633964035009375000.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: robertostallioni on February 10, 2010, 10:52:51 pm
Thats what i'm talkin' about.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: GCW on February 10, 2010, 10:56:48 pm
Thats what i'm talkin' about.

Some old faced lassie with a big floppy bag?

You're a weirdo.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: robertostallioni on February 10, 2010, 11:10:40 pm
Your mum's spoilt me.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: GCW on February 10, 2010, 11:12:43 pm
Especially as she's been dead for 5 years, Mr Necro.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: robertostallioni on February 10, 2010, 11:13:41 pm
 :-\  :alky: :shrug:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: GCW on February 10, 2010, 11:15:00 pm
Your mum's spoilt me.

Brings a new meaning to spoilt rotten.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on February 11, 2010, 09:59:21 am
(http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v198/197/75/661867834/n661867834_694820_2419.jpg)

(http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs168.snc3/19535_327584075554_603835554_4749816_1566037_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on February 11, 2010, 10:26:35 am
(http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v198/197/75/661867834/n661867834_694820_2419.jpg)


I told you not to post any photos of me wearing that outfit.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: dave on February 11, 2010, 10:29:34 am
BOOM!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on February 11, 2010, 10:34:57 am
I told you not to post any photos of me wearing that outfit.

I didn't show your face; no one will ever know its you.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on February 11, 2010, 10:37:38 am
Oh Ok. That's alright then.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Fiend on February 11, 2010, 07:50:52 pm
Insect legs, ewww. No wonder you were a child prodigy Jasper.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jim on February 12, 2010, 12:24:21 pm
damn it!
I knew I was gay
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Wipey Why on February 13, 2010, 12:05:15 pm
Natalija Gros - New Dimension Teaser (http://vimeo.com/8960094)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: robertostallioni on February 13, 2010, 07:54:35 pm
You need fucking reigning in.   ;D
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Wipey Why on February 14, 2010, 11:22:57 am
Me??
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Adam Lincoln on February 14, 2010, 09:18:43 pm
(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/10126_634013176292371250.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on February 15, 2010, 08:13:26 am
That trailer is very wank. Hardly inspired me to rush out and order.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on February 15, 2010, 12:15:02 pm
(http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs108.snc1/4798_705910981665_9428845_41452477_1021607_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on February 16, 2010, 08:02:15 am
(http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs160.snc1/5970_1160666787440_1550910068_30416737_6618977_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: magpie on February 16, 2010, 09:31:19 am
That trailer is very wank. Hardly inspired me to rush out and order.
It's shit, isn't it?  However, I do like Natalija she is hot and always has nice lady touches about her, flower, little heart on her shoe.  I approve.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Fiend on February 16, 2010, 09:51:15 am
It's shit, isn't it?  However, I do like Natalija she is hot and always has nice lady touches about her, flower, little heart on her shoe.  I approve.
Oh God, someone fell for that then!! Not like it was blatantly cutesy or anything. I bet you buy stuff after seeing it advertised on TV too  :P
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: magpie on February 16, 2010, 09:58:30 am
I like blatantly cutesy.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on February 16, 2010, 10:05:21 am
(http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs160.snc1/5970_1160666787440_1550910068_30416737_6618977_n.jpg)
Photoshop HoF?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: robertostallioni on February 16, 2010, 03:38:11 pm
That trailer is very out of order. Hardly inspired me to wank.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on February 16, 2010, 04:53:26 pm
Now you know that's not true.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on February 16, 2010, 05:00:54 pm

Photoshop HoF?

OK!

(http://i46.tinypic.com/1rwunl.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: mrjonathanr on February 16, 2010, 07:52:59 pm
That trailer is very out of order. Hardly inspired me to wank.

Now you know that's not true.

 :-\   FWIW I can testify I felt no tumescent stirrings whatsoever, but each to his own.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: magpie on February 16, 2010, 09:37:40 pm
tumescent stirrings whatsoever
Have you been reading Mills & Boon books?!  :lol:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Canary M Burns on February 16, 2010, 10:04:03 pm
(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/18759_634007471278707500.jpg)

There's something missing!

Yes, I believe the something missing is Arnie dressed as a Russian cop running around with James Belushi.
For she looks like (to those 'Red Heat' fans) the russian dude that gets dressed up as a nurse and tries to kill someone in hospital.

I'm right aren't I? It is Red heat where that happens???

Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: GCW on February 16, 2010, 10:17:38 pm
(http://www.imfdb.org/images/thumb/b/b2/RH-Beretta92FS01a.jpg/500px-RH-Beretta92FS01a.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Adam Lincoln on February 17, 2010, 03:22:28 pm
Facebook link so hopefully you will still see it.

(http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs014.snc1/2634_48445147613_717917613_1281698_3654603_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Wipey Why on February 25, 2010, 01:11:01 pm
(http://www.boulderbalm.com/s/roshanclimb.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on February 25, 2010, 04:29:11 pm
(http://i45.tinypic.com/fnvd6q.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Drew on February 25, 2010, 07:21:37 pm
Johanna? She's gonna be at CWIF  ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on February 26, 2010, 09:35:27 am
Probably best I don't attend then.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Drew on February 26, 2010, 11:23:10 pm
Judging by the size of her shoulders, I think she can probably defend herself  ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Fiend on February 26, 2010, 11:41:42 pm
Judging by the size of her shoulders, I think she can probably burn Jasper off like the fat old hasbeen he is ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Ethan on February 27, 2010, 12:00:16 am
what beastly guns!!! skyed to see her crush at the comp!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on February 27, 2010, 10:46:50 am
Judging by the size of her shoulders, I think she can probably burn Jasper off like the fat old hasbeen he is ;)

"Hasbeen" and "old" I will take but "fat" is just making you look silly.  ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Fiend on February 27, 2010, 11:45:33 am
Fat on the inside, it's what counts. Unless you're sloper of course.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on February 28, 2010, 06:34:43 pm
Another one for chin fans

(http://www.andreamaruna.com/data/filestore/2008/09/08/764_1220869323.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: robertostallioni on February 28, 2010, 06:37:24 pm
That one's got to go off for a second opinion. Re-calibrate the Birdbot, please.

TOTALLY uncalled for comparison (http://scoop.diamondgalleries.com/public/news_images/4/77648_189190_4.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Ethan on February 28, 2010, 08:56:53 pm
Shes that lass who had that huge accident or something and was told she'd never walk again let alone climb
now shes back crushing 8b!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: robertostallioni on February 28, 2010, 08:59:36 pm
Shes that lass who had that huge accident or something and was told she'd never walk again let alone climb

face-first deckout?

(joke)  :spank:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on February 28, 2010, 09:02:33 pm
Shes that lass who had that huge accident or something and was told she'd never walk again let alone climb
now shes back crushing 8b!

Don't let Heather Mills know or she'll be all over the TV trying to get up Hubble
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Wipey Why on March 01, 2010, 06:32:04 pm
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_V6LCLUvoqQI/S4j-JLSxsLI/AAAAAAAAAuE/sHaQbGgtvkY/s1600/_DSC8520.jpg)

Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: northerngreg on March 01, 2010, 06:38:51 pm
Fuck me. She's got bigger sideburns than me.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: inn wislon on March 01, 2010, 08:53:58 pm
waddya mean 'she'?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on March 07, 2010, 02:07:13 pm
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3010/2756146884_3333940cfe.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: fatneck on March 08, 2010, 08:31:38 am
Hubba hubba. Imagine getting crushed between those thighs!
I know I do....
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on March 08, 2010, 09:58:58 am
(http://i.rollingstone.com/assets/rs/126/80/images/23107_lg.jpg)

 :-\
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on March 08, 2010, 11:24:37 am
Your taste in DFBs leaves a lot to be desired. Unless you have wandered in from the "shit isn't that" thread.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on March 08, 2010, 12:13:53 pm
I didn't realise I had to spell it out.  ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: mrjonathanr on March 08, 2010, 12:40:22 pm
You've got a thing for Anthony Kiedis on account of his androgynous good looks?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: LucyB on March 08, 2010, 01:59:50 pm
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3010/2756146884_3333940cfe.jpg)

Mini B took one look and said, 'Daddy'  :lol:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on March 08, 2010, 02:41:07 pm
That will take some living down.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: GraemeA on March 08, 2010, 02:57:40 pm
Just wait until he leaves himself logged in  ;D
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: account_inactive on March 09, 2010, 02:10:51 pm
(http://www.hrt-holds.com/files/Image/11.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on March 10, 2010, 10:15:51 am
(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4055/4377747298_8146defeeb.jpg)

nice rack
(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/tarbuster/sue.jpg)

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3407/3645061524_b1509967e8_o.jpg)

(http://www.fuorivia.com/forum/download/file.php?id=25383)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: chummer on March 10, 2010, 10:35:15 am
(http://www.hrt-holds.com/files/Image/11.jpg)

Thanks for the reminder, I almost forgot to add peaches to my shopping list.

The guy behind the PA system looks like he is plotting her murder, either that or he's having a sly wank..
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: JonI on March 10, 2010, 06:41:48 pm
(http://www.8a.nu/images/news/large/634038066677027500_flo__028_light.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on March 11, 2010, 12:01:14 pm
 :agree:

Standards are slipping, and quite horrifically at times.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: jern on March 11, 2010, 12:44:50 pm
 :agree:

How about this though...
(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/13583_634037117755152500.jpg)

DFBWGC of the page so far!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: chummer on March 11, 2010, 01:58:12 pm
i agree with Gruff, still slipping I'm afraid, except for the peachy one that is..too many pics are just any girl climbing who's had a wash recently and brushed her hair.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on March 11, 2010, 02:13:17 pm
It's at this stage that I usually turn to Pimpin and Crimpin to save the day but I fear we may even have exhausted their stocks.

These may be the last......


Crap photo to show she climbs followed by proof of cuteness (repost?)....

(http://pimpinandcrimpin.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/131.jpg)
(http://pimpinandcrimpin.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/31.jpg)

Or this one..... :-\

(http://pimpinandcrimpin.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/16.jpg)

I can't find any new pictures of Johanna and even Lagers' last bunch were mostly reposted mingers. Is the thread dying?
 :'(
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Iesu on March 11, 2010, 02:16:06 pm
yes
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: chummer on March 11, 2010, 02:20:03 pm
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Oh my, I still remember the first time I discovered this thread, we can't let it die... ..must..............keep....................finding.................................dead........fit..............................birds.....on't.......web.....

(not actually dead fit birds, that would be wrong)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on March 11, 2010, 02:43:32 pm
CPR in the form of Maja might just save it until some new blood is found........

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3220/2836089748_958ace7ceb.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/paolo72/2836089748/)

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3038/2835252157_28c5c301b2.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/paolo72/2835252157/in/photostream/)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: chummer on March 11, 2010, 02:46:18 pm
It may not be enough to save it, I fear that without some blatant filth we may lose the thread... :'(
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: richie0210 on March 11, 2010, 02:54:27 pm
If the web fitties and running low then surely between everyone on here we must all know some girlies (fit girlies) that climb? Dig the cameras out and start taking some pics I reckon  ;D , or did I completely miss the idea/rules of this thread  :-[ lol
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on March 11, 2010, 02:56:49 pm
How about Amanda Berezowski?

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3245/3018479347_154a189b5e.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/25635892@N08/3018479347/)

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2727/4024064222_f034c76bdd.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/eyesee/4024064222/)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: robertostallioni on March 11, 2010, 03:22:29 pm
Do you NEED Amanda Huggenkiss?

(http://simpsonitos.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/67-4-08-9f06-new-kid-on-the-block6.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on March 11, 2010, 03:32:53 pm
(http://www.rockandice.com/images/featart/10032007104143Kemple_VirginGorda_0507_-285.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: robertostallioni on March 11, 2010, 03:35:52 pm
Is he throwing her at the wall?

Facebook has a wealth of fannoir, but posting it on here, of people you vaguely know/of, is frowned upon in some circles.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: namnok on March 11, 2010, 03:39:15 pm
as there seems to a lack of fresh material, i challenge all who are attending the works cwif to capture as many pictures of hotties as possible (mags can participate with the blokes)

they can be climbing, throwing shapes below a problem or simply looking cute. the more the merrier.

best efforts will be rewarded by universal applause

blatant filth flarn filth efforts welcome :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on March 11, 2010, 03:40:57 pm
(http://www.8a.nu/images/442/442_633876605439776870_21175_633874002466061250.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: jern on March 11, 2010, 04:08:25 pm
Posted before? :-\
(http://fotosa.ru/stock_photo/NaturBild/p_2935098.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on March 11, 2010, 04:17:42 pm
Yeah but at least you're trying!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Teaboy on March 11, 2010, 06:19:06 pm
..too many pics are just any girl climbing who's had a wash recently and brushed her hair.

To be honest, at my age, that's all I ask for really. Excpet for the hair brushing, not really bother about that.

Washing's optional as well.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Wipey Why on March 11, 2010, 06:30:14 pm
(http://www.urbanclimbermag.com/themag/drive/christina-pilo-600.jpg)

(http://www.urbanclimbermag.com/themag/drive/christina-climbing-600.jpg)

Any better?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: chummer on March 11, 2010, 06:32:04 pm
..too many pics are just any girl climbing who's had a wash recently and brushed her hair.

To be honest, at my age, that's all I ask for really. Excpet for the hair brushing, not really bother about that.

Washing's optional as well.

Is being a woman optional too? :P
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on March 11, 2010, 07:25:41 pm
quality?
(http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/110/filevn.jpg)

(http://www.anatomic.sk/images/640x480/904-898-lezecka-stena-brno-leze-helca-lipenska.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: LucyB on March 11, 2010, 08:29:40 pm
as there seems to a lack of fresh material, i challenge all who are attending the works cwif to capture as many pictures of hotties as possible (mags can participate with the blokes)


As I unfortunately shan't be attending the CWIF this year, maggers I am depending on you.

 :hug:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on March 11, 2010, 08:44:02 pm
fit bird who goes climbing, drinks lager and smokes fags

(http://euroclimbing.com/files/2007/01/drinkmaster4.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Houdini on March 11, 2010, 09:19:59 pm
Do you NEED Amanda Huggenkiss?

(http://simpsonitos.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/67-4-08-9f06-new-kid-on-the-block6.jpg)

NO.  I NEED to Seymour Butts.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tobym on March 11, 2010, 09:46:13 pm
Don't know if it's a repost, but just seen a few of these on Sonnie Trotter's blog:
(http://sonnietrotter.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/audrey_kaleidescope_01.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: chummer on March 11, 2010, 10:10:28 pm
fit bird who goes climbing, drinks lager and smokes fags

(http://euroclimbing.com/files/2007/01/drinkmaster4.jpg)
quality?
(http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/110/filevn.jpg)

(http://www.anatomic.sk/images/640x480/904-898-lezecka-stena-brno-leze-helca-lipenska.jpg)
:boohoo:

Largers, you are my hero, well done that man! :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on March 12, 2010, 12:02:32 am
Olga Bibik (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrxnEkVZUJE&feature=channel#)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Ethan on March 12, 2010, 10:35:56 am
Maybe these can get the thread back on track a little :) Not sure if they are reposts.....?


(http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s300/petzlroc99/4802_633219690426568750.jpg)

(http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s300/petzlroc99/DSCF1131.jpg)

(http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s300/petzlroc99/4802_633213640539381250.jpg)

(http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s300/petzlroc99/mammut1.jpg)

(http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s300/petzlroc99/Three_Ball_Climbing.jpg)

(http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s300/petzlroc99/Arco_etc_020.jpg)


Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Iesu on March 12, 2010, 10:46:30 am
i give that 4/6.

the lasses in the bottom pic could all be lads
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Ethan on March 12, 2010, 10:47:23 am
(http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s300/petzlroc99/_TD13406jpg.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on March 12, 2010, 10:49:04 am
i give that 4/6.



......and the 4 are reposts. Keep it up though.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Wipey Why on March 12, 2010, 10:52:55 am
(http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s300/petzlroc99/_TD13406jpg.jpg)

This however is a sterling effort.   :great:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Iesu on March 12, 2010, 10:53:48 am
back on track: thumbs up :agree:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Iesu on March 12, 2010, 11:54:44 am
(http://www.onsight.com.au/gallery/images/large/604_215_16.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on March 12, 2010, 01:03:27 pm
Fantastic. Totally gratuitous and fuck all to do with climbing but fantastic nonetheless.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Iesu on March 12, 2010, 01:57:05 pm
admittedly i didn't watch it al the way through, but:

1) why do they want the key?

2) what the fuck is that contraption?

3) what were the criteria for selecting the "contestants"?!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: slackline on March 12, 2010, 02:01:34 pm
admittedly i didn't watch it al the way through, but:

1) why do they want the key?

Who cares.

2) what the fuck is that contraption?

Who cares.

3) what were the criteria for selecting the "contestants"?!

A decent rack and plunging neck line.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on March 12, 2010, 02:11:54 pm
It's Fort Boyard (http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en-GB&q=Fort+Boyard&sourceid=navclient-ff&rlz=1B3DVFA_enGB243GB247&ie=UTF-8). Sort of like a French Crystal Maze but with dwarves and tits and stuff.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: dave on March 12, 2010, 02:20:10 pm
Looks like "Its A Knock(ers) Out"?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on March 12, 2010, 02:38:26 pm
One for the specialists

(http://livellozero.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/steph-tales-chimney.jpg?w=457&h=640)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: runt on March 12, 2010, 05:07:16 pm
Kind of like the crystal maze, but far far better!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Ethan on March 12, 2010, 06:23:34 pm
(http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s300/petzlroc99/24509_633771580033772500.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Joepicalli on March 12, 2010, 06:42:48 pm
One for the specialists

(http://livellozero.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/steph-tales-chimney.jpg?w=457&h=640)
Off-width girl pant, pathetic pant
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Clart on March 13, 2010, 12:01:23 pm
At 4.27 on the Fort Boyard vid the bolt heads look like her nipples  :thumbsup:.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Wipey Why on March 15, 2010, 12:56:54 pm
(http://www.sierrabc.com/www.sierrabc.com/My_Albums/Pages/2009_Mammut_Bouldering_Championships_files/Media/5854_559987942870_35908237_33301552_6983075_n/5854_559987942870_35908237_33301552_6983075_n.jpg?disposition=download)

(http://www.sierrabc.com/www.sierrabc.com/My_Albums/Pages/2009_Mammut_Bouldering_Championships_files/Media/5854_559987937880_35908237_33301551_5318289_n/5854_559987937880_35908237_33301551_5318289_n.jpg?disposition=download)


Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: magpie on March 15, 2010, 12:59:52 pm
As I unfortunately shan't be attending the CWIF this year, maggers I am depending on you.

 :hug:
It's a bit of a distance to go to take pervy photos, but I could probably convince myself it was a good idea.  ;D

It does seem like there is a shortage of DFBWGC.  :(  Where can they all be hiding?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Probes on March 15, 2010, 01:37:26 pm

(http://www.sierrabc.com/www.sierrabc.com/My_Albums/Pages/2009_Mammut_Bouldering_Championships_files/Media/5854_559987937880_35908237_33301551_5318289_n/5854_559987937880_35908237_33301551_5318289_n.jpg?disposition=download)




Nice call, finally back on save ground gentlemen. (and lady)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: abarro81 on March 15, 2010, 01:52:18 pm
Nice call, finally back on save ground gentlemen. (and lady)

Only just... It would appear she only turned 16 earlier this year, so she's probably worryingly young in most of those pics. http://www.sierrabc.com/aboutme.htm (http://www.sierrabc.com/aboutme.htm)

However for those of us young enough not to feel like dirty old men for looking there's more pics on that site and she is pretty hot.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: namnok on March 15, 2010, 02:09:16 pm
i did worryingly feel like i was in the pitcairns
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Probes on March 15, 2010, 02:27:00 pm
 :oops:

Fuck oops, serves me right for just staring at her arse...

your honour
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Probes on March 15, 2010, 02:31:56 pm
To be fair from the side, she looks early twenties in that pic above. Most certainly not in the link! Forgive me father.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Paul B on March 15, 2010, 02:47:11 pm
do you think installing heaters in the climbing works would cause fashion trends to change and people to prefer hotpants?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: richdraws on March 15, 2010, 02:54:41 pm
I certainly wood.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on March 15, 2010, 03:11:31 pm
But I don't want to see Dense in hotpants.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Ethan on March 15, 2010, 03:55:36 pm
(http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s300/petzlroc99/pic1.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on March 15, 2010, 04:08:21 pm
Nice, but also a repost.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Ethan on March 15, 2010, 04:11:01 pm
ha! ok, well how about this one?
and yeah she does climb

(http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s300/petzlroc99/pic2.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: dave on March 15, 2010, 04:13:55 pm
Not keen on that hairbobble.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Probes on March 15, 2010, 04:44:16 pm
Is that the Mer de Glace?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Adam Lincoln on March 15, 2010, 04:47:03 pm
Is that the Mer de Glace?

Where?  ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Eddies on March 15, 2010, 06:48:52 pm
Is that the Mer de Glace?
She'll be topping out the Dru then!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Drew on March 15, 2010, 11:46:16 pm
Is that the Mer de Glace?
She'll be topping out the Dru Drew then!

Sweet!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Ethan on March 16, 2010, 11:18:06 am
maybe repost... not sure, but who cares ;)
(http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s300/petzlroc99/pic6.jpg)

(http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s300/petzlroc99/pic9.jpg)

(http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s300/petzlroc99/pic7.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: magpie on March 16, 2010, 11:23:03 am
Definite repost, that's Jodie Fosters lookalike. ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on March 16, 2010, 11:43:53 am
Yeah, Laura Griffiths. (http://www.flickr.com/photos/susanica/509028821/#)  :-*
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: magpie on March 16, 2010, 12:36:46 pm
17 in that photos?!   :o  I thought she was in her mid twenties.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: BB on March 16, 2010, 01:53:52 pm
17 in that photos?!   :o  I thought she was in her mid twenties.

Tell it to the judge maggers   ;) ;D
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: DWTJ on March 19, 2010, 02:58:42 pm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/berkshire/8557000.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/berkshire/8557000.stm)

Does this count as climbing?

What would our good brothers and sisters at that "other place" make of this I wonder?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: jordysi on March 19, 2010, 04:08:33 pm
surely it's close enough
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: clm on March 19, 2010, 04:24:35 pm
To be fair from the side, she looks early twenties in that pic above. Most certainly not in the link! Forgive me father.

Youre trying to guess someones age by a view from the/ of the rear?! Is that the scrabble of frantic back pedalling i hear? Concerned for some of you guys. Try to stay off that list the coppers keep eh?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: mark s on March 21, 2010, 08:53:43 pm
A good number of very fine foriegn centres of gravity on show at the works on saturday.it was hard to get dense to concentrate on the climbing.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: andy_e on March 22, 2010, 12:42:49 am
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/berkshire/8557000.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/berkshire/8557000.stm)

Does this count as climbing?

What would our good brothers and sisters at that "other place" make of this I wonder?

Haha, bonita. sounds like bone-eater.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on March 22, 2010, 09:06:04 am
(http://pimpinandcrimpin.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/vlookingupsm.jpg)
(http://pimpinandcrimpin.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/vannesa-12c-12.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Drew on March 24, 2010, 07:46:32 pm
I'm sure most people have seen the photos in the links in the CWIF thread (http://ukbouldering.com/board/index.php/topic,13948.0/topicseen.html) but I thought I'd post a few of "UK Bouldering's Favourite Dead Fit Bird Who Goes Climbing" (I don't think she heard you Percy)

Power, grace, and beauty
(http://lh3.ggpht.com/_1eJ8IlqgYmE/S6egfZB2r6I/AAAAAAAAB-I/zrwohmX27FQ/s512/Semi-Finals%2023.jpg)

(http://lh6.ggpht.com/_1eJ8IlqgYmE/S6egk-z_g2I/AAAAAAAAB-w/VJVjrdB432c/s512/Semi-Finals%2031.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: namnok on March 24, 2010, 07:55:07 pm
(http://lh3.ggpht.com/_1eJ8IlqgYmE/S6eOB8MkXUI/AAAAAAAAB6Y/kS-O3RhCpSc/s512/cwif%20finals-52.jpg)

i did think on the night she was wearing a pair of lacey blue knickers but my fantasies are dashed as it appears to be that bloody kinesio tape
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tobym on March 24, 2010, 09:24:32 pm
I'm sure most people have seen the photos in the links in the CWIF thread (http://ukbouldering.com/board/index.php/topic,13948.0/topicseen.html) but I thought I'd post a few of "UK Bouldering's Favourite Dead Fit Bird Who Goes Climbing" (I don't think she heard you Percy)

So, please excuse my ignorance, but is this lovely in our midst?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Drew on March 24, 2010, 09:32:43 pm
Johanna Ernst has been around for a few days, but either has gone back to Austria concerned by how many British blokes seem to stare at her, or she will be leaving soon, scared by how many British blokes seem to stare at her.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: rginns on March 24, 2010, 09:40:16 pm
(http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s300/petzlroc99/pic7.jpg)

ma che FIGA!    :shag:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Percy B on March 24, 2010, 09:52:53 pm
The 'Le Mans' start - another first for American bouldering comps.....
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Paul B on March 25, 2010, 03:02:42 am
you're one to comment  ;D
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on March 27, 2010, 10:03:44 pm
Alex Pooch is bored

(http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/102/l_d41e5d0c94b60dd79b008fae0742b16a.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Drew on March 27, 2010, 10:27:08 pm
Shwing!

 :shag:  :shag:

Where'd you find that gem?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: andy_e on March 27, 2010, 10:32:46 pm
More importantly, are there any more photos in this series?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: robertostallioni on March 27, 2010, 10:34:05 pm
Pre - shave?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: andy_e on March 27, 2010, 10:36:50 pm
Preferably, and if possible, during and afterwards too.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on March 27, 2010, 10:44:56 pm
More importantly, are there any more photos in this series?

Yeah, she sends me shit like that all the time

(http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/79/l_3c1ac1db3b31d508cce9255fd2902feb.jpg)

I'm a little concerned that she'll start posting the pics that she has of me.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: andy_e on March 27, 2010, 11:03:12 pm
I have them too though.
http://coolwierdstuff.com/wierd-images/fat-hairy-man-playing-games.jpg (http://coolwierdstuff.com/wierd-images/fat-hairy-man-playing-games.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Wipey Why on March 29, 2010, 01:24:12 pm
(http://www.joekindkid.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/20100318-img_1836.jpg)

(http://www.joekindkid.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/20100305-img_1490.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Adam Lincoln on March 29, 2010, 08:39:14 pm
She sends you them too?

(http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/121/l_2c31f13cffca5c9afa59e7a98609b264.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: andy_e on March 29, 2010, 09:13:28 pm
She told me i was special  :'(
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tobym on March 30, 2010, 08:32:15 am
She told me i was special  :'(


You are, very
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on March 30, 2010, 02:41:34 pm
She told me i was special  :'(

I don't think you are her type

(http://img709.imageshack.us/img709/8493/wwwmyspacecomyoitsthepo.jpg)

fuck me, rock climbers earn a lot of money
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: magpie on March 30, 2010, 03:57:17 pm
Have you resorted to trawling MySpace, Lagers?  :lol:

Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on March 30, 2010, 05:35:45 pm
BirdBot doesn't discriminate between sites, it just looks at hair, distance between eyes, nose etc, and amount of flesh showing.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Wipey Why on April 08, 2010, 01:23:43 pm
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_SIwzLZ5yLE4/StsqBklN_lI/AAAAAAAAA3Y/hSF47i0SBzM/s1600/AnaB_receptionist-holga-2.jpg)

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_SIwzLZ5yLE4/SAA7pRsvqcI/AAAAAAAAAFo/p3nSelWoOCo/s1600/Ana_crosseyed-3.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Wipey Why on April 08, 2010, 01:25:10 pm
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_SIwzLZ5yLE4/Sptm4yAcojI/AAAAAAAAAyY/l0oG5-dekhA/s1600/ana-1.jpg)

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_SIwzLZ5yLE4/SE4IWJLyl4I/AAAAAAAAALs/py2nbtljf-Y/s1600/Ana-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Obi-Wan is lost... on April 08, 2010, 03:29:00 pm
Does she have a wooden leg?
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_SIwzLZ5yLE4/SE4IWJLyl4I/AAAAAAAAALs/py2nbtljf-Y/s1600/Ana-1.jpg)

Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: BB on April 08, 2010, 03:40:05 pm
I'd be more concerned about 'her' third leg!  ;D
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on April 08, 2010, 06:06:37 pm
Does she have a wooden leg?

Got wood?

As an aside, that barrel shaped crag looks v cool.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on April 09, 2010, 01:35:31 pm
The Pooch and friend on a big night out

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v143/124/32/750400323/n750400323_1504527_1289.jpg)h
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: magpie on April 09, 2010, 02:54:52 pm
I hope that was fancy dress.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Paul B on April 09, 2010, 05:07:31 pm
Lats like a bat, thats where its at!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: north_country_boy on April 15, 2010, 01:16:56 pm
(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/9030_634069335384211050.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on April 15, 2010, 02:39:23 pm
Repeat but I aint complaining. Like two eggs in a hankie.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on April 15, 2010, 02:52:08 pm
That's a triple repost at least but like Chris, I'm not going to complain.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Carnage on April 15, 2010, 11:27:47 pm
Jeebus, if I had a dollar for everytime that picture of Tilly had been posted...

I'd probably have enough for my train fare home ;D

On another note- Does anyone know why I can't embed flickr pics anymore? I'm doing it the same way I used which was fine but now for some reason I get the red cross of doom.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: slackline on April 16, 2010, 07:36:50 am
Check your settings on flickr with regards to sharing/embedding in external sites (no idea why they might have changed without you doing so though).

Also, try the Greasemonkey Allsizes+ script for Firefox (http://ukbouldering.com/wiki/index.php/HowTo_Embed_Pictures_to_UKBouldering#Backlinking_the_easy_way) if you haven't already, makes things a bit easier too.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: sidewinder on April 16, 2010, 08:16:36 am
I suppose I should put a photo up on this thread as I have, on occasions, browsed it.

(http://www.supertopo.com/photos/3/24/153953_22004_XL.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: robertostallioni on April 16, 2010, 01:59:27 pm
I'm sure Stevie would agree, tats like bowler hats is where its at.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on April 16, 2010, 02:04:59 pm
From the look of him, he is definitely batting above his average.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Eddies on April 16, 2010, 06:28:10 pm
And so is her top!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on April 18, 2010, 10:17:33 pm
Since I can't yet afford a big fast 'puter with 4 cores and a 64 bit OS, I thought I'd give the old 32 bit version of BirdBot a run before it becomes obsolete.

(http://carolinetreadway.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/abbey-chriss-arete-8103.jpg)

(http://carolinetreadway.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/me-and-colette-9039.jpg)

(http://carolinetreadway.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/me-and-colette-8556.jpg)

(http://coletteloc.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/img_1489-2.jpg)

(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4058/4270401950_ecea9cb86c.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: clm on April 18, 2010, 10:39:01 pm
when did this become the dead fit birds with their legs on backwards thread? At least two on here already.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Carnage on April 19, 2010, 12:08:54 am
Check your settings on flickr with regards to sharing/embedding in external sites (no idea why they might have changed without you doing so though).

Cheers. I've had a look but nothing's changed. And it appears to be any photo on Flickr, not just mine. I do what I've always done and get the red cross each time. Weird and very annoying as I've go a bunch of good photos to link.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: slackline on April 19, 2010, 09:46:22 am
Cerebro
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2598/3801643241_4a2b3c1de9_b.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/mistercarnage/3801643241/)

The Promised Land

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2053/3537888565_708bd81cc0_b.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/mistercarnage/3537888565/)

(:off: but checking pics can be linked).
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: mrjonathanr on April 19, 2010, 09:48:53 pm
  ???  Can't really agree with your understanding of 'a bird' there Slack-line. Or 'dead fit', come to think of it. Each to his own. :-\
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Falling Down on April 19, 2010, 09:53:18 pm
 :off: :spank: Slackers I know you try to be helpful but jeez that's gone and lowered the tone.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: slackline on April 19, 2010, 10:48:34 pm
Sorry, was trying to show Carnage that his flicks pics still embed. Any mode who can be arsed can delete it if, well they can be arsed.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Carnage on April 19, 2010, 11:27:48 pm
Thanks. Back on track, lets see if this works.....

(http://www.flickr.com/photos/38841645@N00/4499739098/)
(http://www.flickr.com/photos/46067654@N00/4176278310/)
(http://www.flickr.com/photos/92828211@N00/3943046829/in/photostream/)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Drew on April 20, 2010, 12:30:39 am
Thanks. Back on track, lets see if this works.....

(http://www.flickr.com/photos/38841645@N00/4499739098/)
(http://www.flickr.com/photos/46067654@N00/4176278310/)
(http://www.flickr.com/photos/92828211@N00/3943046829/in/photostream/)

Carnage. It's worth checking that the links are followed by .jpg, or something similar. You just linked the url.

Oh, and I LOVE Greasmonkey.

(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4023/4499739098_2a5b546cf7_o.jpg)

(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4004/4176278310_4cccab1a28_b.jpg)

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2616/3943046829_0fd96bbc77_o.jpg)

Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Carnage on April 20, 2010, 12:48:08 am
Thanks for that. I knew I was doing something retarded.   :wall:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Dave Garry on April 20, 2010, 12:02:33 pm
Finaly I thread I dont need to be able to read to enjoy ...

 :goodidea:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Wipey Why on April 20, 2010, 12:40:17 pm
(http://merrickales.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/DS2_7936_Edit.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Wipey Why on April 20, 2010, 12:59:30 pm
(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/20047_633595176428791250.jpg)

(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/20047_633595186214728750.jpg)

(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/20047_633580021170801250.jpg)

(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/20047_633580059249395000.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on April 22, 2010, 12:42:10 am
(http://img688.imageshack.us/img688/2702/filejv.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: DaveC on April 22, 2010, 01:10:47 am
(http://img688.imageshack.us/img688/2702/filejv.jpg)
WOnder how she does crimping tinies with those talons! :whistle:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: butters on April 22, 2010, 01:38:55 am
The only reason that I can see for noticing those is Aussie beer is having an effect on your masculinity in a manner which Sloper would understand in his private school educated way only too well...
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Carnage on April 22, 2010, 03:52:50 am
Whilst I am somewhat dismayed at Dave's lack of interest in the blatent raisin smuggling, I've gotta take issue with the beer statement. Its alot better here these days compared to the pints of warm piss I used to get served in England. Imho of course. ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Control freak on April 22, 2010, 07:35:20 am
Im sorry mate but Ive gotta disagree - give me a pint of Jennings over the watery tasteless shite they serve here any day of the week. There are the exceptions, coopers and little creatures being a couple that spring to mind.

No, you wouldn't catch me ordering a schooner of VB. Unless of course you're in some hic pub in Nowra and the though of asking for a bottle of Corona conjours up thoughts of all sorts of scary events  ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Dave Garry on April 22, 2010, 08:34:36 am


No, you wouldn't catch me ordering a schooner of VB. Unless of course you're in some hic pub in Nowra and the though of asking for a bottle of Corona conjours up thoughts of all sorts of scary events  ;)
[/quote]

Have You had a go at Melbourne Bitter yet ...I grew a tad partial to that when I was out there
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: dave on April 22, 2010, 09:29:18 am
I thought the sale of alcohol was prohibited in Brunei?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on April 22, 2010, 09:31:07 am
Have You had a go at Melbourne Bitter yet ...I grew a tad partial to that when I was out there

I tried that on a mate's recommendation. I crazily expected it to be a Bitter in the UK sense, not a Lager that is slightly bitter.

It was OK though, better than a lot of the mildly flavoured fizzy water laced with a bit of alcohol (I can't really call it beer) I tried over there.

Is this going a bit OT, and worth a thread of it's own?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Dave Garry on April 22, 2010, 10:09:54 am
good piont ..back to the Birds ...how do I add image to this thing ?..wheres thats fecking mannual ?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Dave Garry on April 22, 2010, 10:12:32 am
(http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://fcorpet.free.fr/Denis/M/Grimpeuses/Papick-Madagascar_t.jpg&imgrefurl=http://fcorpet.free.fr/Denis/M/Grimpeuses/01-Climbing-Beauty.html&usg=__0K00TwAVAu_Rk57M5TJfyEM2vrQ=&h=200&w=200&sz=9&hl=en&start=7&itbs=1&tbnid=Tm9Xn3ej4AaPVM:&tbnh=104&tbnw=104&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dfemale%2Bclimbers%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DG%26gbv%3D2%26tbs%3Disch:1)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on April 22, 2010, 10:24:45 am
As slack---line is on holiday:

http://ukbouldering.com/board/index.php/topic,6411.0.html (http://ukbouldering.com/board/index.php/topic,6411.0.html)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Fiend on April 23, 2010, 02:49:16 pm
Little Creatures is a top brew.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: butters on April 23, 2010, 03:15:52 pm
(http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://fcorpet.free.fr/Denis/M/Grimpeuses/Papick-Madagascar_t.jpg&imgrefurl=http://fcorpet.free.fr/Denis/M/Grimpeuses/01-Climbing-Beauty.html&usg=__0K00TwAVAu_Rk57M5TJfyEM2vrQ=&h=200&w=200&sz=9&hl=en&start=7&itbs=1&tbnid=Tm9Xn3ej4AaPVM:&tbnh=104&tbnw=104&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dfemale%2Bclimbers%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DG%26gbv%3D2%26tbs%3Disch:1)

Lord only knows what you are trying to link to there - I had a brief attempt to decipher it and then gave up...
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on April 23, 2010, 03:23:56 pm
Likewise.

Might have been something of these pages though

http://fcorpet.free.fr/Denis/M/Grimpeuses/00-Grimpeuses.html (http://fcorpet.free.fr/Denis/M/Grimpeuses/00-Grimpeuses.html)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: robertostallioni on April 23, 2010, 03:27:16 pm
After painstaking analysis of the link below, I have managed to piece together the following.....

Behold.....

(http://fcorpet.free.fr/Denis/M/Grimpeuses/Papick-Madagascar_t.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on April 23, 2010, 03:51:56 pm
Comme ca peut etre?

(http://fcorpet.free.fr/Denis/M/Grimpeuses/images/Papick-Madagascar.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Ethan on April 23, 2010, 04:04:14 pm
Now then lads, what do we reckon?

(http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s300/petzlroc99/1Patissier-Isabelle-Ph-Fragnol.jpg)

(http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s300/petzlroc99/1-Destivelle-Catherine-Verdon.jpg)

(http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s300/petzlroc99/Lynn-Hill-pub-dare.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on April 23, 2010, 04:11:30 pm
Old school totty, especially Isabelle (although I can't see pic).
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: robertostallioni on April 23, 2010, 04:18:37 pm
Now then lads, what do we reckon?


Yeah, not bad, now put your knickers on and make me a cup of tea.

(http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Media/Pix/pictures/2008/01/04/AshesToAshes460.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Monolith on April 23, 2010, 04:42:38 pm
Ethan, did you scan those from a book? I think it was the first climbing related book I ever bought. Other than 'Learn Rock Climbing In A Weekend' perhaps. All that taught me was what Lionel Blair would look like if he started climbing.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: chillax on April 23, 2010, 04:52:05 pm
(http://fcorpet.free.fr/Denis/M/Grimpeuses/images/Catherine-Destivelle.jpg)

Catherine the great. Heard a story that a few years back she soloed an E1 at fair head. Onsight, in the rain, in runners.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Ethan on April 23, 2010, 05:01:22 pm
Got them from this site Monolith, they got quite a collection of old school pics

http://fcorpet.free.fr/Denis/M/Grimpeuses/00-Grimpeuses.html (http://fcorpet.free.fr/Denis/M/Grimpeuses/00-Grimpeuses.html)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: mrjonathanr on April 23, 2010, 08:38:36 pm
(http://fcorpet.free.fr/Denis/M/Grimpeuses/images/Catherine-Destivelle.jpg)
Apocrophyally equine-loving Russian Emperess.


(http://www.emsc.nysed.gov/ciai/socst/ghgonline/turnpoint/images/content/tp41/pete.jpg)
Catherine the Great, Alpiniste extraordinaire.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: jfw on April 24, 2010, 08:39:54 am
which one had the thing for horses?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Wipey Why on April 28, 2010, 06:48:15 pm
which one had the thing for horses?

Supposedly Catherine II of Russia
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on April 28, 2010, 08:43:43 pm
(http://www.climblock.com/26.jpeg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Ethan on April 29, 2010, 07:46:54 pm

(http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s300/petzlroc99/26935_382839762879_601997879_392620.jpg) Christina Schmid

(http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s300/petzlroc99/n565424917_1005321_6823.jpg)

(http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s300/petzlroc99/n661867834_694795_5993.jpg)

(http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s300/petzlroc99/n661867834_694820_2419.jpg)

(http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s300/petzlroc99/9417_158204285554_603835554_3629353.jpg)

(http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s300/petzlroc99/4536_103980890554_603835554_2729142.jpg)

(http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s300/petzlroc99/n750400323_859709_5599.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on April 30, 2010, 08:13:20 am
Johnny Brown might dispatch 7a problems in his trainers, but I bet he's never done anything hard wearing a bikini.

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs280.snc3/28185_121734821172968_112090655470718_313000_2369007_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-sjc1/hs280.snc3/28185_121734824506301_112090655470718_313001_7129613_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs462.snc3/25381_1413834904119_1179932466_31193117_6814709_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-sjc1/hs377.snc3/24121_1433373432570_1179932466_31248809_6277263_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on April 30, 2010, 02:37:57 pm
Even clothed the top one is looking OK

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-sjc1/hs290.snc3/28185_121734881172962_112090655470718_313014_422193_n.jpg)

and her mate

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-sjc1/hs280.snc3/28185_121734907839626_112090655470718_313019_106042_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: shark on April 30, 2010, 03:07:45 pm
The lovely Colette McInerney:

(http://coletteloc.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/img_4862-2.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: flyguy on April 30, 2010, 03:19:14 pm
today is a good day!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Drew on May 01, 2010, 12:43:04 am
Colette's hair is a wee bit There's-Something-About-Mary.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jim on May 01, 2010, 11:08:45 pm
the female johnny footwork, just needs some 5.10 trainers on
(http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s300/petzlroc99/n661867834_694795_5993.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Paul B on May 02, 2010, 10:44:38 am
She's clearly holding on with her breasts... or is that a little too 'drew' for this thread?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: andy_e on May 02, 2010, 10:12:38 pm
http://www.facebook.com/?ref=logo# (http://www.facebook.com/?ref=logo#)!/pages/The-Bikini-Boulderers/112090655470718

win
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jim on May 02, 2010, 10:35:40 pm
http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Bikini-Boulderers/112090655470718#!/pages/The-Bikini-Boulderers/112090655470718?v=wall (http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Bikini-Boulderers/112090655470718#!/pages/The-Bikini-Boulderers/112090655470718?v=wall)
here you go
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on May 03, 2010, 09:02:56 am
Was just browsing that very page.

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-sjc1/hs499.snc3/27224_114800751866375_112090655470718_283840_1133530_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: JamesPullan on May 03, 2010, 09:48:27 am
:agree:

The top one is pretty fit. I found these two. Bit hard to tell from the partial face shots (see what I did there?) but I reckon I would

(http://www.getoutdoors.com/goblog/uploads/stephdavisFullCrackHouse.jpg)

(http://worldfitnessnetwork.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/rock-climbing-girl.jpg)


Hmmm...that last one looks like she might be a biter.

She can sink her teeth into me anyday.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on May 03, 2010, 10:18:05 am
http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Bikini-Boulderers/112090655470718#!/pages/The-Bikini-Boulderers/112090655470718?v=wall (http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Bikini-Boulderers/112090655470718#!/pages/The-Bikini-Boulderers/112090655470718?v=wall)
here you go

 :thumbsup:

However.....

Quote
Andrew Emery
just a couple of v6s because it was too greasy to crush

Oh dear. Oh very dear.  :P

Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on May 03, 2010, 10:41:12 am
He's a smooth one isn't he.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on May 03, 2010, 10:51:18 am
Error 1: Terrible attempt at bragging to fit birds.
Error 2: V grades.
Error 3: Drawing attention to errors 1 & 2 by attempting to link to it.
Error 4: Cocking the link up so someone else has to do it for you.

Carlsberg don't make EPIC FAILs but if they did......

 :whistle:  ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: andy_e on May 03, 2010, 04:29:39 pm
Error 4 I own up to but the other ones were just baiting people.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on May 03, 2010, 04:34:47 pm
Yeah right.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: andy_e on May 03, 2010, 04:40:03 pm
i knew as soon as I clicked "like" most of my facebook friends would too, including magpie probably.

Plus americans don't understand font grades.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on May 03, 2010, 06:13:09 pm
(http://www.tradenote.net/images/users/000/256/142/products_images/242110.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: magpie on May 03, 2010, 09:35:38 pm
i knew as soon as I clicked "like" most of my facebook friends would too, including magpie probably.
  :-*
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on May 03, 2010, 11:20:10 pm
I thought these were worth posting

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs499.snc3/27224_114800708533046_112090655470718_283831_1101753_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-sjc1/hs499.snc3/27224_114800731866377_112090655470718_283835_2783258_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on May 04, 2010, 08:30:53 am

Plus americans don't understand font grades.

So did you post for the benefit of baiting your friends, or for the benefit of Americans. As if you were baitning your friends then surely you didn't need to use V Grades.

Or did it just so happen that the friends you are baiting are American.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Wipey Why on May 04, 2010, 01:10:45 pm
(http://www.threeballclimbing.com/rock/bulldog_climbing_hold_700.jpg)

(http://www.threeballclimbing.com/rock/crash_dummy_sara.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Paul B on May 04, 2010, 01:57:54 pm
(http://www.threeballclimbing.com/rock/crash_dummy_sara.jpg)

Who's the men and who's da boys.. Bring it. Bring the Ruckus?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Wipey Why on May 04, 2010, 05:52:33 pm
(http://www.threeballclimbing.com/rock/crash_dummy_sara.jpg)

Who's the men and who's da boys.. Bring it. Bring the Ruckus?

I definitely prefer her to Ivan Greene though.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on May 04, 2010, 07:11:31 pm
Goes without saying surely. I prefer most people on this planet to him.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Paul B on May 04, 2010, 09:33:39 pm
Goes without saying surely. I prefer most people on this planet to him.
arguably her slopers aren't as good.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: dave on May 04, 2010, 09:37:11 pm
I thought these were worth posting

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs499.snc3/27224_114800708533046_112090655470718_283831_1101753_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-sjc1/hs499.snc3/27224_114800731866377_112090655470718_283835_2783258_n.jpg)


Fuck me the test card has improved since the old days.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Drew on May 04, 2010, 11:00:48 pm
Goes without saying surely. I prefer most people on this planet to him.
arguably her slopers aren't as good.

I'd grab her slo... um... ahem... maybe I shouldn't say that?  ::) Maybe it would be naughty?  :spank:

Ok... can I say   SHWING!!!   ?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Paul B on May 04, 2010, 11:14:42 pm
ah damn, late posting from drew on this thread. I'm disapointed.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Drew on May 05, 2010, 12:29:01 am
I know. Sorry. Just been having an epic with the car... in fact where's the NNFN thread?

Let me make up for it

(http://www.drtopo.com/images/124.jpg)


(http://www.dzartworks.com/Photography%202008-08-23%20Gunks%20(4484).jpg)
(http://www.dzartworks.com/Photography%202008-08-23%20Gunks%20(4509).jpg)
(http://www.dzartworks.com/Photography%202007-10-01%20Hound%20Ears%203779%20v1.jpg) (http://www.dzartworks.com/DZ%20Photography%20Climbing.htm)

(http://www.mountain.ru/img.php?src=/eng/news/../../news/news_img/2673/news.jpg&gif=0&width=300&height=0)
(http://www.mountain.ru/img.php?src=/eng/news/../../news/news_img/2636/news.jpg&gif=0&width=300&height=0)

(http://www.czechclimbing.com/fotos/clanky05/c050211d.jpg)


(http://geoffreymcallister.com/080809_bouldering314_1_72.jpg) (http://geoffreymcallister.blogspot.com/2008/08/bouldering-championship-salt-lake-city.html)

(http://www.rockclimbing.com/images/photos/assets/0/334520-largest_erica_climbing.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: GraemeA on May 05, 2010, 09:30:18 am
Helena (3rd piccie up) is now single
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on May 05, 2010, 10:00:39 am
Did you just bin her Graeme
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: galpinos on May 05, 2010, 02:30:09 pm
Did you just bin her Graeme

Poor lass, dumped on UKB. How low can she go?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Wipey Why on May 06, 2010, 01:30:06 pm
(http://www.urbanclimbermag.com/themag/drive/Sasha-MagnusMidtboe.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on May 06, 2010, 02:09:06 pm
Did you just bin her Graeme

Poor lass, dumped on UKB. How low can she go?

Oh I dunno. It could be worse. Much, much worse...... (http://www.ukclimbing.com/forums/)  ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tobym on May 06, 2010, 03:50:24 pm
(http://www.urbanclimbermag.com/themag/drive/Sasha-MagnusMidtboe.jpg)

Does she not know, she'll get terrible split ends, dipping her ponytail in her chalk?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: route149 on May 08, 2010, 12:06:07 am
Alex Puccio making shapes
http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=166142&id=39916060837#!/photo.php?pid=4118139&id=39916060837 (http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=166142&id=39916060837#!/photo.php?pid=4118139&id=39916060837)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: magpie on May 08, 2010, 03:16:52 pm
Her Facebook profile is pretty open, if one were inclined to go and look.  :whistle:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: k2ted on May 10, 2010, 08:38:20 pm
(http://www.aolcdn.com/photogalleryassets/styelistuk/865449/Julia-Bradbury--001-HofR-.jpg)

http://www.aolcdn.com/photogalleryassets/styelistuk/865449/Julia-Bradbury--001-HofR-.jpg (http://www.aolcdn.com/photogalleryassets/styelistuk/865449/Julia-Bradbury--001-HofR-.jpg)


thought Julia Bradbury deserved a mention - think she climbed that sea stack up north?! few other photies knocking about on't also. go ogle them...

Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: andy_e on May 11, 2010, 01:45:46 pm
Her Facebook profile is pretty open, if one were inclined to go and look.  :whistle:

She's had 72 profile pictures. Hmmm, does she love herself or something?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: JamesD on May 11, 2010, 02:28:30 pm
My missus has developed some rather tasty looking climbing muscles lately, it really gives me the horn.....

That Alex Puccio bird isn't bad either  ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Eddies on May 11, 2010, 10:29:26 pm
I take Julia B over that Pinoccio bint any-day
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on May 12, 2010, 09:08:44 am
 :lol:  :agree:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: BB on May 12, 2010, 12:51:57 pm
Julia Bradbury is so annoying though!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: dave on May 12, 2010, 01:17:33 pm
When you watch her onscreen with tim emmett she no longer seems annoying.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on May 12, 2010, 01:49:41 pm
Is that Parry's Law of Relativity; relative to Tim Emmett, some quite annoying things seem less annoying.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: JamesPullan on May 12, 2010, 03:15:21 pm
(http://www.aolcdn.com/photogalleryassets/styelistuk/865449/Julia-Bradbury--001-HofR-.jpg)

http://www.aolcdn.com/photogalleryassets/styelistuk/865449/Julia-Bradbury--001-HofR-.jpg (http://www.aolcdn.com/photogalleryassets/styelistuk/865449/Julia-Bradbury--001-HofR-.jpg)


thought Julia Bradbury deserved a mention - think she climbed that sea stack up north?! few other photies knocking about on't also. go ogle them...

That's not too shabby that pic, she normally annoys the fuck out of me, but i'll lay off her a little for now
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: JamesPullan on May 12, 2010, 03:19:41 pm
I thought these were worth posting

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs499.snc3/27224_114800708533046_112090655470718_283831_1101753_n.jpg)


Wouldn't mind sticking my friend in her rack (sorry for the double climbing pun  :wank:)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on May 12, 2010, 05:12:21 pm
Is that Parry's Law of Relativity; relative to Tim Emmett, some quite annoying things seem less annoying.

Are you saying that Gaz is annoying? You need to stop being so controversial Chris.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Drew on May 14, 2010, 12:44:43 am
Jacinda Hunter

(http://www.climbing.com/news/hotflashes/Jacinda-hunter-breakin.jpg)
(http://www.climbing.com/news/hotflashes/jacindahunter-UC24-375.jpg)
(http://www.sportiva.com/LIVEphotos/ath/R_phpjbLHg3.jpg)

The Yummiest Mummy in climbing?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Aussiegav on May 14, 2010, 02:36:10 pm
Jacinda Hunter
The Yummiest Mummy in climbing?

erm, No.
i'd be very wary of any woman who also loves to do the english batsmen glove tap as well.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: butters on May 14, 2010, 02:38:40 pm
erm, No.
i'd be very wary of any woman who also loves to do the english batsmen glove tap as well.

 :lol:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Probes on May 17, 2010, 05:04:40 pm
This lass has just beta flashed everest, obviously the clips were already in, good on her really  :great:, she definately belongs in here tho!

http://bonitanorris.blogspot.com/2009/04/manaslu-world-record-attempt.html (http://bonitanorris.blogspot.com/2009/04/manaslu-world-record-attempt.html)

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_0ifYXi2gH4k/Semkh36z2jI/AAAAAAAAAA8/PVe8NLy2mIE/s400/GetAttachment8.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on May 18, 2010, 11:51:13 am
(http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m4/may2010/1/3/bonita-norris-pic-pa-476509402.jpg)

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2010/05/18/bonita-norris-becomes-youngest-british-women-to-conquer-everest-115875-22266510/ (http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2010/05/18/bonita-norris-becomes-youngest-british-women-to-conquer-everest-115875-22266510/)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on May 18, 2010, 12:00:17 pm
Wonder if Photoshop was used in that pic.

Also who would name someone after a fish? :0)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on May 18, 2010, 12:14:12 pm
Her hero is Bear Grylls.  ::)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: magpie on May 18, 2010, 02:34:10 pm
She looks like Jodie Marsh.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: butters on May 18, 2010, 03:07:31 pm
She looks like Jodie Marsh.

Eh? She's wearing far too many clothes to be compared to Jodie Marsh.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: magpie on May 18, 2010, 04:31:50 pm
Facially she does, obviously you can't tell if she has equally wonky boobs... yet.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tobym on May 18, 2010, 04:34:27 pm

Also who would name someone after a fish? :0)

Sounds like the name of a dodgy pr0n-character, bone-eater?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Johnny Brown on May 18, 2010, 05:06:57 pm
Quote
Her hero is Bear Grylls.  ::)

She gets dragged up Everest by Kenton Fucking Cool and then says that?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: butters on May 19, 2010, 12:21:58 am
Facially she does, obviously you can't tell if she has equally wonky boobs... yet.

I was most surprised when it was first pointed out to me by one of my exe's that she had wonky boobs (and that all women do) but upon being presented with an unharnessed set of boobs the last thing that would cross my mind would be whether they are symmetrical. To be honest if she hadn't told me then I would probably still be living in ignorance.

So are Jodie's really wonky then?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Wipey Why on May 19, 2010, 09:07:04 am
...upon being presented with an unharnessed set of boobs the last thing that would cross my mind would be whether they are symmetrical.
:agree:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Nibile on May 19, 2010, 09:48:58 am
Alex Puccio making shapes
http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=166142&id=39916060837#!/photo.php?pid=4118139&id=39916060837 (http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=166142&id=39916060837#!/photo.php?pid=4118139&id=39916060837)
i prefer this pic
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=4118139&id=39916060837#!/photo.php?pid=4118138&id=39916060837&fbid=387349605837 (http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=4118139&id=39916060837#!/photo.php?pid=4118138&id=39916060837&fbid=387349605837)
in this the girl hasn't morphed into a man in reaching the top, unlike puccio.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: magpie on May 19, 2010, 10:11:18 am
So are Jodie's really wonky then?
Yes, more so than is normal and expected.  It may be more to do with the fact she uses two belts as a top though, to be fair.   ;D  Actually, I'm fairly sure she had them done recently so they're probably more even now.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: namnok on May 19, 2010, 10:14:13 am
Alex Puccio making shapes
http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=166142&id=39916060837#!/photo.php?pid=4118139&id=39916060837 (http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=166142&id=39916060837#!/photo.php?pid=4118139&id=39916060837)
i prefer this pic
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=4118139&id=39916060837#!/photo.php?pid=4118138&id=39916060837&fbid=387349605837 (http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=4118139&id=39916060837#!/photo.php?pid=4118138&id=39916060837&fbid=387349605837)
in this the girl hasn't morphed into a man in reaching the top, unlike puccio.

pic reminds me of...
(http://www.mtv.com/news/moviehouse/photos/incredibles_040924/Bob.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: route149 on May 19, 2010, 08:46:33 pm
sorry, pull this please - problems posting facebook photo again.  sorry guys
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: route149 on May 19, 2010, 09:27:19 pm
Okay so it works this time.   

Guns:

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs510.ash1/30125_392420814388_45300774388_4186664_7196546_n.jpg (http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs510.ash1/30125_392420814388_45300774388_4186664_7196546_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on May 19, 2010, 09:29:15 pm
I think you meant to do this?

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs510.ash1/30125_392420814388_45300774388_4186664_7196546_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: account_inactive on May 19, 2010, 09:43:37 pm
 :o
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: butters on May 19, 2010, 10:30:02 pm
Is that Iggy Pop's sister?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: route149 on May 20, 2010, 12:09:23 am
Is that Iggy Pop's sister?

ha!
but she will either give you waddage or pull your arms off for saying that. wait up.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Paul B on May 20, 2010, 12:46:30 am
:o

She's clearly had a cock skin graft onto those arms! Edu Marin eat your heart out.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: andy_e on May 20, 2010, 02:23:27 pm
Let's put it this way, using the butters rating system - I'd stay in the sheaf if Rands walked past.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: dave on May 20, 2010, 02:28:24 pm
Is that Iggy Pop's sister?

I recon she should swiftly cover those arms.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: butters on May 20, 2010, 03:09:36 pm
I recon she should swiftly cover those arms.

You been working on that for long Dave?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: dave on May 20, 2010, 03:20:37 pm
about 5 seconds. I'm fairly happy with it.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: JamesD on May 20, 2010, 03:26:30 pm
Don't know about the rest of you guys, but frankly....i'm jealous, thats some serious vein popping action right there!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: davetherud on May 20, 2010, 07:11:55 pm
 :thumbsdown:  wrong!!  She aint fit.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Fultonius on May 20, 2010, 08:06:17 pm
She's only fit in the 'roid  sense of the word. She could rival David Coulthard in a jawline competition!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: benpritch on May 20, 2010, 08:52:32 pm
you fucking lot are fucking idiots. lisa climbs better than all you cunts and because of this she has muscles, wtf? it is a result of dedication to climbing and you are dissing her for it, fuck off all of you.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: clgladiator on May 20, 2010, 08:55:54 pm
unless i was horribly mistaken, this topic wasn't for judging climbing ability?  :-\
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Drew on May 20, 2010, 09:02:20 pm
I don't think anyone was "dissing her". I think some people were disagreeing with her (or least that photos) inclusion in the DFBWGC thread. It's nothing to do with how hard she climbs (far harder than most of us), or even whether she's a nice person or not. It is purely based on her aesthetic appeal. Some people were just making their thoughts vocal in typical UKB fashion (which occasionally some people don't like  :whistle: )
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: benpritch on May 20, 2010, 09:13:47 pm
basically if a woman remains petite and 'feminine' in her pursuit of a sport she is ok but as soon as the body morphs into something outside the norm (but far more appropriate to their chosen activity) there are cries of horror. essentially blokes can diet and train themselves into whatever state they please without fear of comment but women in sport who don't conform to a norm are singled out for ridicule.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on May 20, 2010, 09:15:54 pm
Ben fancies Lisa, Ben fancies Lisa :)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: clgladiator on May 20, 2010, 10:09:03 pm
blokes can diet and train themselves into whatever state they please

true, but if I trained myself into a state like this:

(http://www.8a.nu/images/news/large/633791902600937500_pareti.jpg)

I wouldn't expect to feature in DFBWGC!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Wipey Why on May 20, 2010, 10:22:26 pm
Ben fancies Lisa, Ben fancies Lisa :)
Ben and Lisa sitting in a tree :kiss1:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Johnny Brown on May 21, 2010, 09:32:26 am
He's got a point though. That photo is not flattering - but she's much more attractive in real life. And of all the DFBs on here I reckon she'd be one of the better options for an actual relationship - ie actually hanging out and climbing with etc - if you were good enough, hot enough, and she wasn't married etc etc obviously.

But if you've come on here solely 'to punch the clown over nekkid biatches', the that picture may not be the best on the thread. Just make sure you judge the photo not the person eh? They might be reading...
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: JamesD on May 21, 2010, 09:49:16 am
Does it for me.....  :whistle:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Fiend on May 21, 2010, 09:57:18 am
you fucking lot are fucking idiots. lisa climbs better than all you cunts and because of this she has muscles, wtf? it is a result of dedication to climbing and you are dissing her for it, fuck off all of you.
Congratulations on an entirely misguided and offtopic rant. It must have taken a special effort to be following a Dead Fit Birds Who Go Climbing thread and somehow be surprised and irate when people start commenting on the dead fitness (or lack thereof) of featured birds. Have you considered writing for the Daily Mail??
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Johnny Brown on May 21, 2010, 10:09:20 am
I think the point is - this is all good fun until people start jibing people's friends.

And that silicone tits and slender arms aren't much use on a crag.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: magpie on May 21, 2010, 10:16:49 am
And that silicone tits and slender arms aren't much use on a crag.
That's a very valid point, but it isn't the point of the thread really hence people not really agreeing with benpritch's comments.

I can understand why people would be upset or pissed off at seeing one of their friends, or themselves, ripped to shreds on here but saying that I bet it's equally uncomfortable to some people seeing themselves / their friends being held up as wank bank material for half the board. :shrug:


It's not one of our more kind / politically correct threads, all things considered.  :whistle:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: dave on May 21, 2010, 10:38:30 am
I don't see any case for making someone except from comment/joke/jibing (as long as its clearly not obscene or whatever) simply because they are a woman (this ain't the 19th century) or an acquaintance of a user. It'd be pretty hypocritical given other threads and the tone of the forum in general.

(The only person exempt from criticism is M1ck Ry@n, and thats only cos he's a whining cunt.)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Johnny Brown on May 21, 2010, 10:50:32 am
Just trying to explain Pritch's reaction, not make rules.

Quote
I bet it's equally uncomfortable to some people seeing themselves

Equally? You're serious? Walking past a building site which would you prefer? A wolf-whistle, or a shout of 'you fucking dog'?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: GraemeA on May 21, 2010, 10:52:56 am
This thread has generally kept clear of DeadFitBirdsThatLotsUsKnow and I guess Ben's post explains why.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: dave on May 21, 2010, 10:55:11 am
people who post on here can hardly be expected to know every single female that every other user knows though.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: GraemeA on May 21, 2010, 11:02:18 am
True but its very noticeable that there are very few birds from Sheffield on this thread.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: slackline on May 21, 2010, 11:05:02 am
True but its very noticeable that there are very few birds from Sheffield on this thread.

Is photography permitted in The Works then?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: benpritch on May 21, 2010, 11:23:40 am
i will stand by my point. celebrating someone's fitness may or may not be a good thing but ridiculing someone publicly for how they look is totally out of order whether someone on here knows them or not. 

having your personal appearance judged negatively on a national forum will almost definitely cause some upset to the person involved.

it is easy to criticise and say offensive stuff but the recipients of that vitriol actually exist and i'm certain they aren't impervious to what amounts to some pretty rancid comments.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Johnny Brown on May 21, 2010, 11:34:18 am
What Graeme said. The reason why, whether you admit it or not, is what Ben said.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: JamesD on May 21, 2010, 11:35:54 am
i will stand by my point. celebrating someone's fitness may or may not be a good thing but ridiculing someone publicly for how they look is totally out of order whether someone on here knows them or not. 

having your personal appearance judged negatively on a national forum will almost definitely cause some upset to the person involved.

it is easy to criticise and say offensive stuff but the recipients of that vitriol actually exist and i'm certain they aren't impervious to what amounts to some pretty rancid comments.

If it's any consolation mate, if I wasn't a taken man... and we are talking purely aesthetics here, I would say that I think she is very attractive, but then I realise I appear to be in the minority here finding a bit of muscle on women attractive :shrug:
My girlfriend is starting to get quite muscley, and has now said her ambition for when her ankle heals is a sixpack for the summer  ;D
I'll stop drifting off topic now....
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Fiend on May 21, 2010, 11:37:16 am
Ben, perhaps either don't view this thread, or campaign to have it deleted.

Edit: Or maybe more sensibly, arranged to have it even more strictly moderated by default.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Bonjoy on May 21, 2010, 11:48:39 am
Insulting remarks about women’s appearances’ may well be entirely consistent with the thread topic, but this doesn’t make them any more big or clever.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: jfw on May 21, 2010, 12:07:38 pm
Quote
celebrating someone's fitness may or may not be a good thing but ridiculing someone publicly for how they look is totally out of order whether someone on here knows them or not. 

 :agree:

is "bit muscly for my tastes" really loads harder to say than "she looks like she had cocks grafted on her arms"

in that picture she looks like a nice climber - rather than a prepubescent annorexic with her pants up her arse - now i can appreciate boys like looking at the latter, but they can probably do so without dissing the former with quite such maliscious glee.

Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Fiend on May 21, 2010, 12:20:32 pm
is "bit muscly for my tastes" really loads harder to say than "she looks like she had cocks grafted on her arms"
No, but it's considerably less entertaining.

FWIW I've dissed the anorexic chicks too. Actually I have no problem with Ms Rands muscley arms, more that she looks so bloody skinny.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: magpie on May 21, 2010, 12:20:50 pm
Quote
I bet it's equally uncomfortable to some people
Equally? You're serious? Walking past a building site which would you prefer? A wolf-whistle, or a shout of 'you fucking dog'?
Yeah, I am serious.  Some of the 'positive' (now deleted, I hasten to add) comments posted on here would make me very uncomfortable if they were about me and are not really equivalent to a wolf whistle on the way past a building site.  Which although better than having insults shouted isn't always a pleasant experience for a female, in my opinion.

is "bit muscly for my tastes" really loads harder to say than "she looks like she had cocks grafted on her arms" ... can probably do so without dissing the former with quite such malicious glee.
That's the crux of it really, and malicious glee could be replaced with utterly depraved for the 'positive' comments.  I'm sure we had this discussion before and the consensus was it's OK to comment either way but let's all try and do it in a way that isn't massively insulting or hurtful.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: dobbin on May 21, 2010, 01:13:00 pm

Walking past a building site which would you prefer? A wolf-whistle, or a shout of 'you fucking dog'?

Erm - is either necessary, really? Are we so civilised now that when confronted with a member of the opposite sex we are compelled to shout something? of course I am simplifying to make a point - theres bravado and "look lads, I shouted at that 'bird'" going on, but honestly - that it happens at all is wrong.

The thing about being rude about someones appearance that makes it particularly offensive is that its often something that you cannot change - if you happen (such as I am) to be gifted with particularly good looks then lucky old you, if however the boot is on the other foot, to have it pointed out is tantamount to being part of a medieval freak show - i.e. you are pointing and laughing in a public place at me and thats not on. Surely we have evolved past this?

My point being - whether or not its about someones friend we shouldnt be being offensive about the appearance of another. This is the fucking internet - its public - everyone can see it! what you say down the pub whether offensive or otherwise is up to you, what you say here is immeadiately global - whose to say Wills isnt reading this now, with his 12 bore on his lap?

Having an opinion is fine. Airing it publically when its something about them they cant change is otherwise.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on May 21, 2010, 01:27:49 pm

having your personal appearance judged negatively on a national forum will almost definitely cause some upset to the person involved.

it is easy to criticise and say offensive stuff but the recipients of that vitriol actually exist and i'm certain they aren't impervious to what amounts to some pretty rancid comments.

It's ok, I'm quite thick skinned.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on May 21, 2010, 01:33:02 pm
It's ok, I'm quite thick skinned.

Given your appearance you have to be, you ugly twat.

(:) in case there was any doubt).
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on May 21, 2010, 02:18:30 pm
 :P

I agree with magpie by the way.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Norton Sharley on May 21, 2010, 02:51:36 pm
I wholeheartedly apologise to anyone concerned with Victoria Beckam that I may have suggested a comparison between her and an old bag over on another thread.  I was quite incorrect.  She is a pug nosed old bag.

On the other hand Lisa Rands is a lovely person, as is Wills unless he has his 12 bore on him.  I also find Lisa attractive but then she is (just) shorter than me so that adds to the attraction quite considerably.

Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on May 21, 2010, 03:03:10 pm
She is a pug nosed old bag.

I always though that was because she was a Werepig? Like Kevin Bacon and Keifer Sutherland.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Johnny Brown on May 21, 2010, 03:20:11 pm

Walking past a building site which would you prefer? A wolf-whistle, or a shout of 'you fucking dog'?

Erm - is either necessary, really?

That wasn't my point - I quite agree, neither is necessary. But if strangers are going to have a pop, I'd rather be complimented than insulted.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: magpie on May 21, 2010, 03:27:47 pm
But if strangers are going to have a pop, I'd rather be complimented than insulted.
But done in the wrong way a 'compliment' can be just as awkward or uncomfortable for the person on the receiving end.  I do see your point though, I'm just arguing for the sake of it now.  ;)

I agree with magpie by the way.
I've always said you were the prettiest.  :-*
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Johnny Brown on May 21, 2010, 04:00:37 pm
Quote
But done in the wrong way a 'compliment' can be just as awkward or uncomfortable f

I'm not denying a 'compliment' can be offensive. But maintaining that it can be as offensive as an insult suggests you've never been insulted properly.

...and have to go round getting haughty over compliments instead. Must be tough being a hottie
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: magpie on May 21, 2010, 04:18:06 pm
Yeah, that'll be exactly what it is, damn me for being so gorgeous.  :lol:

Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Wipey Why on May 21, 2010, 04:43:15 pm
...and now for something completely different...


(http://img.ukclimbing.com/i/144503.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: slackline on May 21, 2010, 04:49:52 pm
...and now for something completely different...


(http://img.ukclimbing.com/i/144503.jpg)

 :lol:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: JamesD on May 22, 2010, 11:30:20 am
And now boys and girls....it's time to discuss......TRAD ETHICS!

Woohoo  :bounce:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Wipey Why on May 22, 2010, 04:46:26 pm
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs533.snc3/30275_393120139388_45300774388_4206017_5789472_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: robertostallioni on May 22, 2010, 09:35:43 pm
They're all watching me, by the way.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: butters on May 23, 2010, 07:56:48 am
They're all watching me, by the way.

That would explain the "oh fuck, look at the punter, he's going to fall off and die" looks that at least two of them are sporting then...
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: robertostallioni on May 23, 2010, 08:23:49 am
 :-\
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Mr Cat on May 23, 2010, 04:18:25 pm
Insulting remarks about women’s appearances’ may well be entirely consistent with the thread topic, but this doesn’t make them any more big or clever.

yeah, maybe we could have a thread showing this forums girlfriends... as we all know - they are perfect in every way...  :wank:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Mr Cat on May 23, 2010, 04:39:57 pm
Quote
celebrating someone's fitness may or may not be a good thing but ridiculing someone publicly for how they look is totally out of order whether someone on here knows them or not. 

 :agree:

is "bit muscly for my tastes" really loads harder to say than "she looks like she had cocks grafted on her arms"

in that picture she looks like a nice climber - rather than a prepubescent annorexic with her pants up her arse - now i can appreciate boys like looking at the latter, but they can probably do so without dissing the former with quite such maliscious glee.

I'm sorry - but answer's far too sensible/mature for the regulars on this thread...
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Bubba on May 23, 2010, 04:41:40 pm
The idea of this topic is to celebrate attractive women, not to slag off those that you don't find attractive. Some of the comments about Lisa Rands are pretty out of order imo.

This topic might be better off being canned, as we're constantly having to moderate misogynistic or just downright bitchy or nasty comments.

To everyone posting such crap, please grow the fuck up.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: nathan wind on May 23, 2010, 07:16:43 pm
In some ways I find it slightly ironic and comical that some guys that got smacked by pretty much every branch of the ugly tree think they can comment about Lisa and others in such a way, though sometimes its just not funny especially when its a friend thats getting slated like that.. I mean wtf would you think if its was your girlfriend or a friend on the receiving end of some of the crap you post on here? assuming you have girlfriends that is..
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: widdop on May 23, 2010, 11:10:36 pm
The idea of this topic is to celebrate attractive women, not to slag off those that you don't find attractive. Some of the comments about Lisa Rands are pretty out of order imo.

This topic might be better off being canned, as we're constantly having to moderate misogynistic or just downright bitchy or nasty comments.

To everyone posting such crap, please grow the fuck up.
:agree:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Paul B on May 24, 2010, 12:15:33 am
Quote from: benpritch
basically if a woman remains petite and 'feminine' in her pursuit of a sport she is ok but as soon as the body morphs into something outside the norm (but far more appropriate to their chosen activity) there are cries of horror. essentially blokes can diet and train themselves into whatever state they please without fear of comment but women in sport who don't conform to a norm are singled out for ridicule.

You can't seriously believe that to be true? All I need to do is open my Arnold book and show it to most people and they'll make comments in exactly the same manner, male or female. This isn't the only example I can think of either.

Was my comment offensive? If so, was it offensive when it was first written on Edu Marin crushes Simpsons 9a thread (I don't remember it being so)?

Quote from: Dobbin
Having an opinion is fine. Airing it publically when its something about them they cant change is otherwise.

Like a blog per se? Come on...

A lot of things written on this forum are done so with tongue firmly in cheek. I struggle to see the majority of users writing something plain nasty intentionally.

If you're going to can this one then there are plenty of threads that exploit physical imperfection (I for one star with an impressive overbite in one of the gurn threads).

Edit: It might be worth a couple of people reviewing the previous volumes of this thread and their own comments. I'm not arguing that potentially hurtful comments are right, but from what I've just re-read there is a LOT worse.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: clm on May 24, 2010, 06:56:34 am
...but paul, it is a massive overbite.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on May 24, 2010, 04:12:18 pm
http://www.myuctv.com/video?id=1218 (http://www.myuctv.com/video?id=1218)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Wipey Why on May 24, 2010, 05:56:18 pm
http://www.myuctv.com/video?id=1218 (http://www.myuctv.com/video?id=1218)

Repost but what the hell.

The Beta: Brutus (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xKsf8uW4CU#ws)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Johnny Brown on May 24, 2010, 07:28:17 pm
I reckon I've got an easier sequence on that.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: slackline on May 24, 2010, 08:03:50 pm
Quote from: benpritch
basically if a woman remains petite and 'feminine' in her pursuit of a sport she is ok but as soon as the body morphs into something outside the norm (but far more appropriate to their chosen activity) there are cries of horror. essentially blokes can diet and train themselves into whatever state they please without fear of comment but women in sport who don't conform to a norm are singled out for ridicule.

I'm not excusing or justifying the above comments, but I'm of the opinion that if you choose to live part of your life in the public eye then you have to accept the rough along with the smooth.  It doesn't make it any less hurtful when it happens and as I say shouldn't be used an excuse to justify being rude/ridiculing someone/etc., but it shouldn't come as a surprise when it happens.  It could however been seen as a way of finding out who your friends are when they stick up for you.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Houdini on May 24, 2010, 08:27:07 pm
Last time I looked, if you choose to live your life in the PRIVATE eye you need to accept the rough along w/ the smooth.

 :yawn:








Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: mrjonathanr on May 24, 2010, 08:40:40 pm
 :yawn:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Wipey Why on May 24, 2010, 09:07:53 pm
Less arguing, more fit birds!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: slackline on May 24, 2010, 09:20:06 pm
 :oops:

(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4006/4625582985_5d5815929e.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/adambove/4625582985/)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: clm on May 24, 2010, 10:04:51 pm
where is that? Bolts in those flakes look shaaaaaaydeeeeeee.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: slackline on May 24, 2010, 10:07:36 pm
Tags on Flickr say its a route called Puppychow 5.12c on a sandstone crag in new river gorge, beyond that I've no idea I'm afraid.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: clm on May 24, 2010, 10:15:29 pm
Quote from: benpritch
basically if a woman remains petite and 'feminine' in her pursuit of a sport she is ok but as soon as the body morphs into something outside the norm (but far more appropriate to their chosen activity) there are cries of horror. essentially blokes can diet and train themselves into whatever state they please without fear of comment but women in sport who don't conform to a norm are singled out for ridicule.

You can't seriously believe that to be true? All I need to do is open my Arnold book and show it to most people and they'll make comments in exactly the same manner, male or female. This isn't the only example I can think of either.

Was my comment offensive? If so, was it offensive when it was first written on Edu Marin crushes Simpsons 9a thread (I don't remember it being so)?

Quote from: Dobbin
Having an opinion is fine. Airing it publically when its something about them they cant change is otherwise.

Like a blog per se? Come on...

A lot of things written on this forum are done so with tongue firmly in cheek. I struggle to see the majority of users writing something plain nasty intentionally.

If you're going to can this one then there are plenty of threads that exploit physical imperfection (I for one star with an impressive overbite in one of the gurn threads).

Edit: It might be worth a couple of people reviewing the previous volumes of this thread and their own comments. I'm not arguing that potentially hurtful comments are right, but from what I've just re-read there is a LOT worse.

I think the main objection is the unstated beginning to the sentence. "She is in no way fit because..." which many of the comments on other threads lack. Anyway, is one not a gentleman?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Paul B on May 24, 2010, 11:45:27 pm
I think the main objection is the unstated beginning to the sentence. "She is in no way fit because..." which many of the comments on other threads lack. Anyway, is one not a gentleman?

two replies to the same post?
Unless its blatently implied then maybe take the time to think what it doesn't say, isn't meant.

(JamesD - I always cite Jamie Eason in these cases) - Back on topic, I'm sure there's something for everyone below. For me, bottom middle especially (If I dare say that):

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3417/4573678076_8a0e9d752a.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/davidhobby/4573678076/)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on May 25, 2010, 08:39:27 am
They all look like very nice people.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jim on May 25, 2010, 09:07:57 am
top left for me  :shag:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on May 25, 2010, 09:10:05 am
Looks like God Squad
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Johnny Brown on May 25, 2010, 09:46:36 am
I think for Jim its just a question of who looks most like Dylan.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jim on May 25, 2010, 02:26:09 pm
 :shag: :shag:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Percy B on May 25, 2010, 07:27:14 pm
Natalia Gros appeared in a recent edition of Slovenian Playboy (I'm a subscriber, obviously) to big up her new climbing film...

(http://www.playboy.si/media/cache/Photo/2010/03/13/img_1110-18-18_gallery_image.jpg)

(http://joost.climbing.nl/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/natalijaplayboybig.jpg)


Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Eddies on May 25, 2010, 10:35:54 pm
(http://www.8a.nu/images/news/large/634100383283655000_17494.jpg)
Matilda Söderlund
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: fatdoc on May 25, 2010, 11:42:46 pm
not starved, not under age... a beautiful picture... and gorgeous.

The most dodgy thread on the forum is bang on track.

Nice.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: dave on May 26, 2010, 09:50:48 am
She is in no way fit because she's wearing madrocks.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Fiend on May 26, 2010, 09:56:15 am
They all look like very nice people.
LOL. What a sorry state of affairs.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Wipey Why on May 26, 2010, 12:49:14 pm
They all look like very nice people.
LOL. What a sorry state of affairs.

 ;D
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Wipey Why on May 26, 2010, 12:50:48 pm
Repost?

(http://www.urbanclimbermag.com/image/urbanclimbercovers/UCMAG-25-COVER-600.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: magpie on May 26, 2010, 01:15:27 pm
Bit out of order using the barcode as aid, I think.  :whistle:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Joepicalli on May 26, 2010, 01:16:38 pm
Repost?

(http://www.urbanclimbermag.com/image/urbanclimbercovers/UCMAG-25-COVER-600.jpg)
Don't know if its a repost, won't comment on the fitness of the bird, but the apparent wankness of the mag, well where would you start... Oh Yes, with the title and move down from there.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Joepicalli on May 26, 2010, 01:17:39 pm
Bit out of order using the barcode as aid, I think.  :whistle:
I think you'll find the barcode is in at that grade Mags.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: magpie on May 26, 2010, 01:24:20 pm
I'll let her off in that case, I like her jeans too. :positivecomment:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on May 26, 2010, 01:59:25 pm
Quote
Are you the next Jack Johnson?
Our search for a Megastar begins

I hope no-one was, one is too many already.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tobym on May 26, 2010, 02:21:34 pm
I, for one, want to know what is on p78?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: InsanityWolf on May 26, 2010, 02:24:29 pm
Quote
...Chris Lindner gives it up...

I stopped reading here.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Bonjoy on May 26, 2010, 02:53:12 pm
Dabathon NYC? The Sausage will be well gutted he missed that!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Iesu on May 26, 2010, 04:10:06 pm
Don't know if its a repost, won't comment on the fitness of the bird, but the apparent wankness of the mag, well where would you start... Oh Yes, with the title and move down from there.

are there any good climbing mags? I thought they were all navel gazing head up arse rags anyway, but this one takes the biscuit on title alone. I have to admit that an unnamed person left one at my house and the content was utter dogshit (but then I might just not be cool enough to "get" it).

Total apeing of the "rad" skate/bmx zine thing

pat thetic
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: galpinos on May 26, 2010, 04:16:08 pm
are there any good climbing mags?

Alpinist.

(Might not be that great if you only boulder but for me..... wow)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on May 26, 2010, 05:00:03 pm
are there any good climbing mags?

The latest TREK & MOUNTAIN has an excellent article on bouldering explaining there are 2 different grading systems (B and Font) and has some great photos which are so pixelated it looks like they have been rendered in Lego. Worth a look if you are browsing the mags.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Iesu on May 26, 2010, 05:56:34 pm
thanks, i'll check that out  ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Ethan on May 26, 2010, 06:10:27 pm
(http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s300/petzlroc99/26935_382839872879_601997879_392621.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: mojo on May 26, 2010, 09:13:04 pm
Thats a strangely shaped bouldering mat.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on May 27, 2010, 11:08:13 am
Yeah and she'll get sand all over the fucking footholds.  :rtfm:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Norton Sharley on May 27, 2010, 04:22:09 pm
Unless that's a new fangled version of the (sadly going out of fashion) Font doormat under her arm?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Fiend on May 27, 2010, 04:26:27 pm
Deep Water Bouldering Mat
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: mark s on June 01, 2010, 06:59:46 pm
(http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s300/petzlroc99/26935_382839872879_601997879_392621.jpg)

dfbwgc?
wrong on 2 counts from what i can see :wave:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Ethan on June 01, 2010, 07:00:40 pm
And how do you come to that conclusion?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Somebody's Fool on June 01, 2010, 08:10:03 pm
Ignore Mark. He's just bitter because he's never been on the front of a surfing mag, and therefore had no means of seducing her when she turned up at Metropolis one Friday night in Leek.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jim on June 02, 2010, 05:59:44 am
(http://www.urbanclimbermag.com/image/urbanclimbercovers/UCMAG-25-COVER-600.jpg)

cheeky bastards,
giving my body away as a prize and they never even asked me!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: mrjonathanr on June 02, 2010, 11:26:13 am
Giving her body away as a prize might be more appealing.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Aussiegav on June 02, 2010, 12:18:38 pm
is that the guide book in her back pocket or the school bus pass? :-\
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on June 02, 2010, 03:51:32 pm
I thought it was a pack of baccy.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: slackline on June 02, 2010, 04:28:40 pm
I thought it was a pack of baccy.

Golden Vag?  :P
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on June 02, 2010, 04:31:46 pm
Can't tell from that picture. Doubt it though.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on June 16, 2010, 02:14:27 pm
(http://i48.tinypic.com/15ochv7.jpg)

(http://i45.tinypic.com/2ujrva9.jpg)

(http://i47.tinypic.com/20k6o9h.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: GraemeA on June 16, 2010, 02:39:52 pm
Word on the street is that Laura Griffiths (2nd photo down) has 'bulked up' quite considerably, and I am not talking about muscle mass. Can't find any photos though.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tobym on June 16, 2010, 03:51:37 pm
I have a lot of time for the young lady in the third pic, who is she?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on June 16, 2010, 04:14:33 pm
I have a lot of time for the young lady in the third pic, who is she?

Tanja Emsperger, German, Age 30, climbs 8b:

(http://i49.tinypic.com/258s46u.jpg)

Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: slackline on June 17, 2010, 10:41:18 am
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1305/4706258348_ee543bf6bc_o.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/petzl-sport/4706258348/)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Ethan on June 19, 2010, 08:53:32 pm
Colette

(http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s300/petzlroc99/20100615-img_6290.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on June 21, 2010, 10:00:43 am
.....comitting crimes agains barbequing - there are vegetables on it!!!!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Wipey Why on June 24, 2010, 10:30:24 pm
.....comitting crimes agains barbequing - there are vegetables on it!!!!
:agree:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: andy popp on June 24, 2010, 10:44:54 pm
.....comitting crimes agains barbequing - there are vegetables on it!!!!
:agree:

She can commit any crimes she wants.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Mike Tyson on June 24, 2010, 10:47:48 pm
She looks like she can handle a sausage.

Speaking in BBQ terms of course .......  ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: dave on June 25, 2010, 08:30:47 am
She looks like she can handle a sausage.

Speaking in BBQ terms of course .......  ;)

There's a good pun available here based on "a pair of tongs" if anyone is interested.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on June 25, 2010, 10:22:05 am
I also believe that meat and two veg is up for grabs, and topical.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: adam_NE5 on June 25, 2010, 12:25:00 pm
Quote
up for grabs
not a bad one going there either!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: andy_e on June 25, 2010, 09:56:53 pm
I'm pretty sure that I posted about how beautiful I think Colette Mcinnery was whilst drunk one night.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: andy_e on June 26, 2010, 01:11:01 am
(http://www.urbanclimbermag.com/exclusive/interviews/Colette-McInerney.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: robertostallioni on June 26, 2010, 08:15:48 am
I'm pretty sure that I posted about how beautiful I think Colette Mcinnery was whilst drunk one night.

Does that mean

a) You only thought she was fit when you were drunk?
b) You thought she was fit when she was drunk?
c) You're proud of your rational thought when drunk?
d) You're proud of your drunken keyboard skills?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Ethan on June 26, 2010, 05:29:27 pm
She is a tad stunning
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: andy_e on June 26, 2010, 06:04:33 pm
i'll take 50/50 please bert.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: shark on June 26, 2010, 06:12:18 pm
She is a tad stunning

Really nice person too.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: butters on June 26, 2010, 10:53:07 pm
Would have to be an extraordinary pint not to make me leave my table in the Sheaf.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: andy_e on June 27, 2010, 06:00:41 pm
I would abandon ten pints in the Hunter's if she walked past.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Wipey Why on June 27, 2010, 11:01:11 pm
(http://kaenon.com/assets/athlete/gallery/13_p.jpg)

Sarah Marvez
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: slackline on June 28, 2010, 02:16:22 pm
(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4122/4735600014_c7d0398ed6_o.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/petzl-sport/4735600014/)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Ethan on June 28, 2010, 03:05:41 pm
(http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s300/petzlroc99/7820_141529282413_655202413_3063831.jpg)

(http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s300/petzlroc99/5400_1242819590241_1221888028_30763.jpg)

(http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s300/petzlroc99/n565424917_1011913_6072.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: slackline on June 29, 2010, 11:07:46 am

(http://www.ninacaprez.ch/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/nina-8b-chirurgien-ceuse-bdef-15.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: GraemeA on June 29, 2010, 08:08:28 pm
http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Boulder_Worldcup_Vienna_28-05-2010_quali-w056_Egle_Kirdulyte,_Risa_Ota.jpg (http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Boulder_Worldcup_Vienna_28-05-2010_quali-w056_Egle_Kirdulyte,_Risa_Ota.jpg)

Jonny Partridge was particularly enamoured with this lass, called LB (Lithuanian Bird), at the World Cup in Switzerland
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Wipey Why on July 01, 2010, 01:36:27 pm
More of Colette

http://www.deadpointmag.com/videos/watch/colette-mcinerney-horne-lake (http://www.deadpointmag.com/videos/watch/colette-mcinerney-horne-lake)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: slackline on July 02, 2010, 10:25:39 am
(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4120/4748720484_406c456834_m.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/petzl-sport/4748720484/)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on July 02, 2010, 12:01:23 pm
Should I be standing closer to my screen?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: slackline on July 02, 2010, 12:06:33 pm
No, she's just far away, here she is a bit closer...

(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4120/4748720484_03f4e31cbe_o.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/petzl-sport/4748720484/)

Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on July 02, 2010, 12:08:42 pm
Better. I will refrain from comment about her mouth open like that.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Probes on July 02, 2010, 12:52:48 pm
I love full size pics.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Aussiegav on July 02, 2010, 01:18:10 pm
thats a perfect mix of pr0n and top roping
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Drew on July 07, 2010, 12:22:22 am
A classic favourite, Natalija Gros:

(http://www.climbing.com/photo/image/BarcelonaSpain-LCWC-2009/Natalija%20Gros.jpg)
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2588/4156943950_e4af1912a3.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/lucas_lena/4156943950/in/photostream/)
(http://www.climbing.com/photo/image/BarcelonaSpain-LCWC-2009/Natalija%20Gros%20in%20the%20isolation%20zone.jpg)



and a new classic (in my opinion), Juliane Wurm:

(http://nuke.manoaperta.com/Portals/0/Rock%20M%202009/Juliane%20Wurm.jpg)
(http://www.bergleben.de/xfiles_a6/1210341200_10.jpg)
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1296/560942399_0eadd60fb1.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Paul B on July 07, 2010, 01:50:38 am
its not what I expected when I saw a late-ish drew post on this thread, but it'll do!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: InsanityWolf on July 07, 2010, 08:48:08 am
.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: GraemeA on July 07, 2010, 09:57:42 am
A very drunk Natalija insisted that I had a drink or 2 with the Slovenian team late on Sunday night. She was flashing her lacy underwear in the hotel bar.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on July 07, 2010, 10:04:17 am
Yeah yeah. You were actually shitfaced and it was Percy.  :alky:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Percy B on July 07, 2010, 03:28:07 pm
My underwear is not lacy.....you can't get lacy leather
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: shark on July 07, 2010, 03:37:59 pm
My underwear is not lacy.....you can't get lacy leather

You're right ! At least I couldn't find any. Gap in the market ?

If there is - Stallioni will find it.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Dolly on July 07, 2010, 03:49:40 pm
How many people googled "Leather and lace" after that ?  :whistle:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tobym on July 07, 2010, 03:58:20 pm
How many people googled "Leather and lace" after that ?  :whistle:


Not Me..... :-[
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: GraemeA on July 07, 2010, 04:19:31 pm
How many people googled "Leather and lace" after that ?  :whistle:

More importantly how many people googled "Percy and leather" after that?  :o
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Dolly on July 07, 2010, 04:24:41 pm
I did nearly write that but thought better of it (erases image from mind)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Wipey Why on July 07, 2010, 05:44:55 pm
How many people googled "Leather and lace" after that ?  :whistle:

More importantly how many people googled "Percy and leather" after that?  :o

Eww!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: robertostallioni on July 07, 2010, 09:46:13 pm
You're not looking in the right places.

(http://www.lingerieandperfume.co.uk/showimage.php?image=resources/leather-lingerie/1-114_3-leather-and-lace-bra.jpg&width=467)

or camels bonnet. (http://www.lingerieexpress.co.uk/images/P/p-17841.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: shark on July 07, 2010, 09:54:48 pm
I knew you would come with the goods  :bounce:

Just needs Percy's face photoshopped in.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: robertostallioni on July 07, 2010, 10:02:11 pm
If sir has a Percy upperbody shot, this would look wonderful.

For the discerning gent, leather AND lace-up... (http://www.passiononline.co.uk/shop/images/products/menschaps.jpg) . Mildly nsfw, but really what is?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: shark on July 07, 2010, 10:20:25 pm
At the risk of getting in trouble with IO2 I think special dispensation should be granted on this occasion if an upperbody can be provided....assuming Percy isnt up for ordering and modelling the garment himself.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: GraemeA on July 07, 2010, 10:38:58 pm
At the risk of getting in trouble with IO2 I think special dispensation should be granted on this occasion if an upperbody can be provided....assuming Percy isnt up for ordering and modelling the garment himself.

Good Percy facial (if you will excuse the expresssion) below












 (http://a2.vox.com/6a00b8ea06ece0dece00c2251c31a2549d-500pi)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Ethan on July 07, 2010, 10:49:20 pm
(http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s300/petzlroc99/634141155963566250_Freerunner_Angy1.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Drew on July 07, 2010, 11:05:26 pm
...theres something about a girl with chalk all over her face thats just awesome...

Horses for courses
(http://www.google.co.uk/url?source=imgres&ct=tbn&q=http://www.climbing.com/news/hotflashes/Yulia-Abramchuk.jpg&sa=X&ei=7PA0TLjGOMSOjAeKi7DmBw&ved=0CAUQ8wc4AQ&usg=AFQjCNGFJES5sI0eM884MhqrbEPEhzXz4Q)
Yulia Ambramchuk

(http://www.mountain.ru/article/article_img/1404/f_7.jpg)
Olga Bibik

(http://www.mountain.ru/article/article_img/1404/f_9.jpg)
Maud Ansade

(http://www.google.co.uk/url?source=imgres&ct=tbn&q=http://www.planetgrimpe.com/jpeg/grimpeurs/newbassedef_melissa.JPG&sa=X&ei=SPM0TN78Fdm5jAfE7MjDBQ&ved=0CAUQ8wc4Bg&usg=AFQjCNEs72gATzgmMv0cdLGr3-S1qpuOLg)
Melissa Le Neve

(http://www.planetgrimpe.com/2bgal/img/Edimburgh2009/hannah%20midtboe%202nd%20femalr%20jnrs.jpg)
Hannah Midtboe

(http://www.mountain.ru/article/article_img/1825/f_29.jpg)
(http://www.mountain.ru/article/article_img/1825/f_2.jpg)
(http://www.mountain.ru/article/article_img/1825/f_3.jpg)
Lyudmila Badalyan

(http://www.mountain.ru/article/article_img/1825/f_9.jpg)
Anna Mikushina
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: robertostallioni on July 07, 2010, 11:24:09 pm
At the risk of getting in trouble with IO2 I think special dispensation should be granted on this occasion if an upperbody can be provided....assuming Percy isnt up for ordering and modelling the garment himself.

No need (http://i915.photobucket.com/albums/ac353/robertostallioni/pic1111.jpg?t=1278541006)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: shark on July 08, 2010, 12:14:04 am
PMSL. I love how he gets off on the fact that nobody has noticed yet (he thinks)....the perv.

Perfect.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: shark on July 08, 2010, 12:24:19 am
(http://www.mountain.ru/article/article_img/1404/f_7.jpg)
Quote
Olga Bibik

As if it could be anyone else
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Wipey Why on July 09, 2010, 04:51:37 pm
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs527.snc3/29962_1425487392532_1093189225_31229402_1274363_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs022.ash2/34451_1459353319159_1093189225_31319936_6363996_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: robertostallioni on July 09, 2010, 04:55:27 pm
Who the slobbering FUCK is that?



I got turgor.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: namnok on July 09, 2010, 04:57:39 pm
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs527.snc3/29962_1425487392532_1093189225_31229402_1274363_n.jpg)


what's up, love? they're dragons, they're suppose to hurt!

maybe an addition to http://hotchickswithstubbedtoesmakingsexfaces.com/ (http://hotchickswithstubbedtoesmakingsexfaces.com/)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: JonI on July 09, 2010, 05:13:05 pm
I think that's Alizee Dufraisse...

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3336/3625004940_ed8a54fffe.jpg)

Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Wipey Why on July 09, 2010, 05:18:30 pm
I think that's Alizee Dufraisse...


 :great:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: andy popp on July 14, 2010, 01:02:49 pm
Epicureanism according to Nina Caprez (http://vimeo.com/12941221)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Ethan on July 14, 2010, 09:43:46 pm
(http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s300/petzlroc99/35270_456712026752_656801752_587874.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: richie0210 on July 18, 2010, 11:31:04 am
Fitness - Stereo Love Workout (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNtyJHaQKK0&feature=related#ws)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on July 18, 2010, 01:28:17 pm
Good lesson there in how not to use a campus board
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Wipey Why on July 19, 2010, 08:14:20 pm
(http://www.mountain.ru/article/article_img/4587/f_6.jpg)

(http://www.mountain.ru/article/article_img/4587/f_30.jpg)

(http://www.mountain.ru/article/article_img/4587/f_16.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Ethan on July 19, 2010, 08:39:22 pm
(http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s300/petzlroc99/img_8243.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Wipey Why on July 24, 2010, 11:08:51 am
(http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j280/yinpangyeung/144502.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Wipey Why on July 24, 2010, 11:09:25 am
(http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j280/yinpangyeung/150195.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Wipey Why on July 24, 2010, 11:21:52 am
(http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j280/yinpangyeung/180510FC10.jpg)

(http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j280/yinpangyeung/180510FC08.jpg)

(http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j280/yinpangyeung/180510FC04.jpg)

(http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j280/yinpangyeung/180510FC06.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Nibile on July 24, 2010, 02:48:55 pm
(http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j280/yinpangyeung/150195.jpg)
wow! that's scary! she seems to be thinking "if only you knew what I can do with this..."
or is it just me???
 :shrug:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Paul B on July 24, 2010, 02:57:30 pm
I'd be more worried about what 'a kilo of apples' is thinking in the background!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on July 24, 2010, 03:23:52 pm
Why does it say "cracks and ars" behind her? Doesn't she know that arse has an e at the end.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: GraemeA on July 24, 2010, 04:40:29 pm
Why does it say "cracks and ars" behind her? Doesn't she know that arse has an e at the end.

Maybe Richie can give her one  ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: shark on July 24, 2010, 07:03:04 pm
(http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j280/yinpangyeung/144502.jpg)



 :o Oh no - you've transgressed the third unwritten rule of DFBWGC (not before time either)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Wipey Why on July 24, 2010, 07:37:12 pm
(http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j280/yinpangyeung/144502.jpg)



 :o Oh no - you've transgressed the third unwritten rule of DFBWGC (not before time either)

There are unwritten rules?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Johnny Brown on July 24, 2010, 07:46:13 pm
Yeah. You'll have to read the whole thread -  they're in their somewhere. Don't just look at the pictures now...
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on July 24, 2010, 07:49:32 pm
There are unwritten rules?

not worth the paper they're written on
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: butters on July 24, 2010, 08:52:02 pm
:o Oh no - you've transgressed the third unwritten rule of DFBWGC (not before time either)

Is the third unwritten rule of DFBWGC that there shall be no unsightly volumes in  the picture?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Zods Beard on July 24, 2010, 10:23:08 pm
(http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j280/yinpangyeung/150195.jpg)

Nice serial killer stare going on there. I hope he's just told her he has something else that's handheld and expands in cracks. Thanks, I'm here all night.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: andy_e on July 25, 2010, 12:37:06 am
(http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j280/yinpangyeung/150195.jpg)
she seems to be thinking "if only you knew what I can do with this..."

I'd like to see that
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Bubba on July 25, 2010, 12:53:48 am
Richie looks like a total fucking psycho in that pic  :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Control freak on July 26, 2010, 01:13:29 am
 :agree: Everyone else was thinking it - Bubba said it  ;D
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: dobbin on July 26, 2010, 08:50:03 am
I like that she is leaning away from him. Clearly she has the measure of the man
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: travs on July 26, 2010, 08:55:14 am
The big question is what is Richie doing with his right hand?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Fiend on July 26, 2010, 11:56:45 pm
Who is the bird?

Mina is well bloody cute, surely there is no contention there...
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Paul B on July 27, 2010, 12:05:53 am
the inference is that if you know them, or someone on UKB does/might you don't post and that way any unfair comments shouldn't actually ever make it to being harmful.

With misogynists like me around you've got to be careful.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on July 27, 2010, 09:16:17 am
the inference is that if you know them, or someone on UKB does/might you don't post and that way any unfair comments shouldn't actually ever make it to being harmful.

With misogynists like me around you've got to be careful.

The irony being that saying that Patta looks like a fucking psycho perv rapist nutjob is totally fair game.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: shark on July 27, 2010, 09:46:04 am
the inference is that if you know them, or someone on UKB does/might you don't post and that way any unfair comments shouldn't actually ever make it to being harmful.


I dont buy that distance makes unfair and/or harmful comments more acceptable on this or any thread. A rule of thumb is don't post anything that you wouldn't say to someone's face or write to them or comment differently if they were a friend of a friend. It should be irrrelevant whether its a picture of Mina or someone from Tasmania. DFBWGC needs to tread careful -don't post while drinking..

Like you I wouldn't have any problem telling Patta he looks like a fucking psycho perv rapist nutjob in that photo.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: GraemeA on July 27, 2010, 10:17:07 am

Like you I wouldn't have any problem telling Patta he looks like a fucking psycho perv rapist nutjob in that photo. most of the time

Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Wipey Why on July 27, 2010, 12:55:18 pm
Mina is well bloody cute, surely there is no contention there...

 :agree:  Mina is a hottie
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on July 27, 2010, 08:35:28 pm

(http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/8395/28605133212316691885112.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on July 28, 2010, 09:03:56 am
Surely posting pics of the Bikini Boulderers is a bit passe now.

Especially now I have seen the one on the left's terrible tat.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on July 28, 2010, 10:38:15 am
Nearly everything I do these days is passe
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on July 28, 2010, 10:57:05 am
Nearly everything I do these days is pasta
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on July 28, 2010, 11:45:45 am
Nearly everything I do these days is pasta pate
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Durbs on July 28, 2010, 02:44:42 pm
Nearly everything I do these days is pasta pâté
Tsk tsk, all about the accents.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on July 28, 2010, 03:25:54 pm
Smartarse. I was referring to his noggin.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on July 28, 2010, 03:29:12 pm
Both fit.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on July 28, 2010, 03:36:57 pm
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3045/3922042891_a2851d2ef4.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/paolo72/3922042891/)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on July 28, 2010, 03:38:03 pm
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2464/3925864874_9618febcdf.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/paolo72/3925864874/)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: namnok on July 29, 2010, 08:11:20 pm
seen this on the othe rchannel

dfmilfwgc

Jacinda Hunter: Style, Grace, Power (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPOz0W7wVUs#ws)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: grimer on July 30, 2010, 10:20:01 am
So she must have some massive downside, right? Her dad was Doctor Mengele? She's got a rare skin disease that makes her smell like a Kathmandu gutter? Is she a raging Mormon or something?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on July 30, 2010, 10:23:09 am
Yeah there must be something really bad. She does yoga and is friends with Medwards?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: grimer on July 30, 2010, 10:28:24 am
 ;D And I'd hate to think what her full time job is. Rescuing orphans from traffiking rings in Mexico. Oil-well leak-capping free-diver?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: shark on July 30, 2010, 10:32:14 am
Grimer's right - she's too perfect. She gets up at 5am to go climbing.  Where are the bags under eyes?

Great deployment of crimping on the headwall. I like that in a lady.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: gremlin on July 30, 2010, 10:40:58 am
;D And I'd hate to think what her full time job is. Rescuing orphans from traffiking rings in Mexico. Oil-well leak-capping free-diver?

She's a nurse - can't say I'm suprised!  :)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Fiend on July 30, 2010, 03:30:20 pm
Legs like most girls' arms, 4 kids, and I doubt she ever relaxes. You can count me out, as pretty (and hard climbing) as she is.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Mike Tyson on July 30, 2010, 03:38:32 pm
She has dead nice hair as well, i'd imagine it smells like vanilla.

Some strange hand attire form her belayer though  :-\
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: slackline on July 30, 2010, 03:41:43 pm
She has dead nice hair as well, i'd imagine it smells like vanilla.

Some strange hand attire form her belayer though  :-\

Can't say I paid any attention to her belayer.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Nibile on July 30, 2010, 07:09:10 pm
she's nice but far too skinny and perfect.
what's really unacceptable is the fact that she wears baggy shoes. the horror. the horror.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Obi-Wan is lost... on July 30, 2010, 07:36:17 pm
Looks like your not the only one's who thinks she's MILF...
Quote
Jacinda Hunter receiving a congratulatory "pound" after sending Breaking the Law (5.14b)
  :shag:  ;D

http://www.climbing.com/news/hotflashes/514b_for_utah_mom_jc_hunter/ (http://www.climbing.com/news/hotflashes/514b_for_utah_mom_jc_hunter/)

30 with a 12 year old kid? Good role model for all those pregnant teenagers out there.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Percy B on July 30, 2010, 08:24:42 pm
Surely as she's a septic, she'd be a cougar rather than a milf?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jim on July 31, 2010, 06:17:53 am
I think the main problem with her is that she would burn most of us lot off at the crag which is a definate faux pas in my book.
Apart from that she'd get an elbows down from me!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Wipey Why on July 31, 2010, 11:52:54 am
I think the main problem with her is that she would burn most of us lot off at the crag which is a definate faux pas in my book.

I don't think this is so much of a problem for me. Most people will do so anyway, at least she looks good while she does it.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: chummer on July 31, 2010, 06:47:39 pm
I've got it! :o.......she's got a cock, sorry lads. :'(
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jim on August 01, 2010, 11:47:43 pm
thats never bothered me before  :-[
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Wipey Why on August 02, 2010, 01:17:21 pm
Abbey Smith, Marmot Athlete, climbs Turning Point (V8) near Boulder, CO (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rwv7K8jM9vQ&feature=player_embedded#ws)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: namnok on August 02, 2010, 02:14:10 pm
from facebook
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs129.snc4/36806_136673299701507_131164916919012_166970_5636756_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs149.snc4/36806_136673303034840_131164916919012_166971_1716097_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs129.snc4/36806_136673309701506_131164916919012_166973_1390555_n.jpg)
THE STORR!!
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs142.ash2/40427_136673416368162_131164916919012_166980_4962599_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs228.snc4/38717_136673506368153_131164916919012_166989_1775236_n.jpg)
not the best pic of nat
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs108.ash2/38717_136673519701485_131164916919012_166993_886881_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SpanishJuan on August 02, 2010, 03:52:10 pm
from facebook
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs228.snc4/38717_136673506368153_131164916919012_166989_1775236_n.jpg)

 :o :o :o 'GET THE LUBE THAT LADY'S HEAD IS STOPPING HER FOM LANDING  ;D'
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: slackline on August 04, 2010, 12:36:00 pm
Probably already in here, but what the hell

(http://www.natalijagros.si/images/galerije/slike/slika/p1000281_mala.jpg)

Tons more here (http://www.natalijagros.si/en/galerija.php)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: clm on August 05, 2010, 03:37:00 am
that milf also seems to have chipped the crap out of that project
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Ethan on August 05, 2010, 03:25:18 pm
http://deadpointmagazine.com/videos/watch/angie-payne-greener-grasses (http://deadpointmagazine.com/videos/watch/angie-payne-greener-grasses)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on August 05, 2010, 04:11:30 pm
that milf also seems to have chipped the crap out of that project

Yeah there must be something really bad. She does yoga and is friends with Medwards?

 :-\
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on August 10, 2010, 02:43:59 pm
(http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/4034/151312.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: shark on August 10, 2010, 03:07:13 pm
That tan and those clothes look out of place on a lichenous offwidth. She should be sport climbing. In the sun. On clean rock. With me.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Will Hunt on August 10, 2010, 05:21:50 pm
And its on The Ben. Why isn't she clad in hobnails and something prickly?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: slackline on August 11, 2010, 12:37:40 pm
Alizée Dufraisse "Arcadémicien" (http://vimeo.com/14038459)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on August 11, 2010, 12:53:27 pm
She made that look easy.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: shark on August 11, 2010, 01:19:07 pm
Mesmerising. Fantastique  ;D
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Probes on August 11, 2010, 01:30:49 pm
Diggin the tongue wiggling.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on August 11, 2010, 02:54:13 pm
I think I had an acid flashback at 4:04
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Wipey Why on August 11, 2010, 03:50:13 pm
She is definately becoming one of my new favourite DFBWGC
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: slackline on August 11, 2010, 04:20:56 pm
(http://equipedefrancedescaladediff.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/alizee-dufraisse.jpg)
(http://www.belclimb.net/uploads/alizee-dufraisse2.jpg)(http://www.belclimb.net/uploads/alizee-dufraisse1.jpg)
(http://equipedefrancedescalade.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/maud.jpg)
(http://www.climbing.com/photo/image/WorldCup09_ImstAustria/wc_imst_09_tw_41.jpg)

Knock oneyourself out (http://www.google.co.uk/images?q=Alizée+Dufraisse)  :shag:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: andy_e on August 11, 2010, 11:45:01 pm
(http://equipedefrancedescalade.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/maud.jpg)

What's going on with the girl top right?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: robertostallioni on August 11, 2010, 11:53:17 pm
As little as possible.

My eyes hurt now, I prescribe myself 2 minutes staring at this.

She's looking at me, you know.

(http://equipedefrancedescaladediff.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/alizee-dufraisse.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Clart on August 12, 2010, 08:02:54 am
(http://www.belclimb.net/uploads/alizee-dufraisse1.jpg)

Almost elbow deep!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Drew on August 12, 2010, 07:36:03 pm
It's on UKC (http://www.ukclimbing.com/photos/author.html?id=119806) hence I'm linking it, not embedding.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: fatneck on August 12, 2010, 09:22:46 pm
I would...
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on August 13, 2010, 08:37:41 am
As would shark......

http://www.ukclimbing.com/images/dbpage.html?id=151803 (http://www.ukclimbing.com/images/dbpage.html?id=151803)

Any DFB who can spend all day on a banana is fine by me.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: shark on August 13, 2010, 09:18:33 am
As would shark......

http://www.ukclimbing.com/images/dbpage.html?id=151803 (http://www.ukclimbing.com/images/dbpage.html?id=151803)

Any DFB who can spend all day on a banana is fine by me.

Man - she's been stalking me ever since.

When I say stalking, she sent me an email

Threatening to call the police

Nice arse though
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on August 13, 2010, 09:29:30 am
 ;D
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: magpie on August 13, 2010, 12:15:00 pm
Quote
nice arse BTW
Subtle, I like.  :lol: 

You're right though, she does have a nice arse.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: john horscroft on August 13, 2010, 12:49:53 pm
Alizée Dufraisse "Arcadémicien" (http://vimeo.com/14038459)
As little as possible.

My eyes hurt now, I prescribe myself 2 minutes staring at this.

She's looking at me, you know.

(http://equipedefrancedescaladediff.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/alizee-dufraisse.jpg)
Mesmerising. Fantastique  ;D
  Aren't we getting a bit over-excited chaps?  Call me old fashioned, but she steps off a pile of rocks and she's got the first two runners clipped!  Or have I missed something?  :-\
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on August 13, 2010, 01:07:30 pm
Yes. Yes you have.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Norton Sharley on August 13, 2010, 02:45:41 pm
 :lol:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on August 17, 2010, 02:48:43 pm
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs268.snc4/39760_141760502514864_140803215943926_306490_5188993_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs110.ash2/38829_141760575848190_140803215943926_306491_1351363_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs230.snc4/38829_141760579181523_140803215943926_306492_570893_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs240.snc4/39315_141762905847957_140803215943926_306495_438701_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs199.snc4/38273_141971665827081_140803215943926_308202_2852912_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Houdini on August 17, 2010, 02:59:48 pm
That's all well and good, but none of them are bearing down  :whistle:


Could you change it to either:  Women of Cock (this is my favourite) or Women of VDiff.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Eddies on August 17, 2010, 09:48:34 pm
...or, chicks sucking it in whilst pissing about on rocks!?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: andy_e on August 17, 2010, 11:18:14 pm
There's a lot of peanut smuggling going on in those pics  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on August 18, 2010, 12:21:41 am
turn the sound off and play some nice music to improve this

http://www.iclimb.com/products/Lauren-Lee-Clip-from-Continuum-Project.html (http://www.iclimb.com/products/Lauren-Lee-Clip-from-Continuum-Project.html)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Snoops on August 18, 2010, 08:55:05 am
 ;D Nice post lager but I make that only 5 of 12 months........
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on August 18, 2010, 02:57:21 pm
Nice post lager but I make that only 5 of 12 months........

I don't think you're ready for the awesomeness of The Pooch's armpits muscles
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: David S on August 18, 2010, 03:08:45 pm
How do you reckon a women of rock style calendar would go down in this country and who want's to be my assistant on the shoots?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on August 18, 2010, 03:34:37 pm
 :wave:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Snoops on August 19, 2010, 10:15:04 am
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs247.snc4/39682_141760475848200_140803215943926_306488_6199266_n.jpg)



Nice post lager but I make that only 5 of 12 months........

I don't think you're ready for the awesomeness of The Pooch's armpits muscles

Maybe so  ;)


Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tobym on August 19, 2010, 02:15:03 pm
I call that unecessary censorship, Lagers, show the rest  :P
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Drew on August 19, 2010, 02:31:22 pm
If you happen to be able to get the pages from his other calendar, they could be interesting?

(http://i43.tower.com/images/mm113866880/2011-women-climbers-calendar-rock-chris-noble-other-cover-art.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tobym on August 19, 2010, 05:55:03 pm
turn the sound off and play some nice music to improve this

http://www.iclimb.com/products/Lauren-Lee-Clip-from-Continuum-Project.html (http://www.iclimb.com/products/Lauren-Lee-Clip-from-Continuum-Project.html)

Yes, she's pretty fit in the old 'Pro-tips' vid (or whatever they were called)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on August 19, 2010, 08:03:55 pm
I call that unecessary censorship, Lagers, show the rest  :P

I don't have the calendar or any scans, BirdBot found the addresses and I just linked to them.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Muenchener on August 19, 2010, 08:14:03 pm
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs199.snc4/38273_141971665827081_140803215943926_308202_2852912_n.jpg)

Her belayer is not looking. I would be looking.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: robertostallioni on August 19, 2010, 08:17:24 pm
Thats right up my strasse.  :bounce:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Nibile on August 19, 2010, 08:39:00 pm
Thats right up my straRsse.  :bounce:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on August 19, 2010, 08:43:22 pm
If you happen to be able to get the pages from his other calendar, they could be interesting?

(http://i43.tower.com/images/mm113866880/2011-women-climbers-calendar-rock-chris-noble-other-cover-art.jpg)

is that not the same calendar?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Drew on August 19, 2010, 08:57:10 pm
is that not the same calendar?

Dunno. I assumed that Pooch was the front cover of one, and the blonde was the front cover of another?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Tris on August 20, 2010, 05:26:33 pm
Her belayer is not looking. I would be looking.
What are you doing looking at her belayer?  :P
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on August 23, 2010, 06:12:50 pm
Simplicity Factor Style (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uo70IX3xcUM&feature=related#ws)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: account_inactive on August 23, 2010, 07:49:54 pm
Fuck, at the start of that video I wanted to "tag" the side of their heads with my fist
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on August 24, 2010, 09:53:23 am
Fuck, at the start of that video I wanted to "tag" the side of their heads with my fist

They seemed to be doing that fist thing to celebrate failure? Surely a fist to the head would be more appropriate? If I ever boulder with Jasper again, I might introduce such a practice.

Quote from: American Bird at 1:57
is undangerous a word?

Anywhoo...

(http://www.gore-ljudje.net/objave/savenc/09/0905/grosNgg090508.jpg)

(http://www.hove.fr/data/image__1254756278.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: magpie on August 24, 2010, 11:33:08 am
that fist thing
Fist bumping (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fist_bump), all the cool kids are doing it.  ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on August 26, 2010, 07:16:09 pm
(http://www.roby4061.it/2005/photobook/2010/Paklenica_1/06.jpg)

(http://www.roby4061.it/2005/photobook/2010/Paklenica_2/11.jpg)

(http://www.roby4061.it/2005/photobook/2010/Paklenica_2/12.jpg)

(http://www.roby4061.it/2005/photobook/2010/Paklenica_2/13.jpg)

(http://www.roby4061.it/2005/photobook/2010/Paklenica_2/14.jpg)

(http://www.roby4061.it/2005/photobook/2010/Paklenica_2/15.jpg)

(http://www.roby4061.it/2005/photobook/2010/Paklenica_2/16.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Wipey Why on September 07, 2010, 01:11:03 pm
As we have lost a few DFB to the server crash....

(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/29443_634193917297105000.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Wipey Why on September 07, 2010, 01:22:43 pm
A few more previously lost to the crash...

(http://www.sharpendbooks.com/cals/2010/1January2010.jpg)

(http://www.sharpendbooks.com/cals/2008/11Image_October.jpg)

(http://www.sharpendbooks.com/cals/2008/13Image.jpg)

(http://www.sharpendbooks.com/cals/2007/04Cal.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Drew on September 07, 2010, 01:39:18 pm
(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/29443_634193917297105000.jpg)

Definitely my cup of tea. Who is she?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Wipey Why on September 07, 2010, 01:53:28 pm
Definitely my cup of tea. Who is she?

Just for you Drew.

(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/29443_634023708490065000.jpg)

(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/29443_634079424120508750.jpg)

(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/29443_634084006736645000.jpg)

(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/29443_634120623227656250.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Wipey Why on September 07, 2010, 07:38:02 pm
...and a couple more...

(http://www.climbing.com/exclusive/features/barnum_blue_hole.jpg)

(http://www.climbing.com/exclusive/features/barnum_slab.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on September 09, 2010, 10:11:42 am
Has Heather Robinson featured before?

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs612.snc4/59286_446868397520_554042520_4865531_5072416_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs436.snc4/47914_1569787732068_1456735241_2869837_2117557_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs315.snc4/41107_1547182406949_1456735241_2810942_4349628_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs114.snc3/16154_1266233581964_1413520541_30806159_1353396_n.jpg)

Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on September 09, 2010, 10:29:51 am
Yes but I don't think those pictures have. Good work!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Grubes on September 09, 2010, 10:43:07 am
Has Heather Robinson featured before?
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs114.snc3/16154_1266233581964_1413520541_30806159_1353396_n.jpg)
Is she wearing a wonder woman outfit here?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on September 09, 2010, 10:53:04 am
It would appear so. There are a few more similar pics on her FB page.

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs114.snc3/16154_1266232141928_1413520541_30806124_3665131_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on September 09, 2010, 07:37:32 pm
time for some silliness

(http://www.mota.ru/upload/wallpapers/celebrities_1279-preview.jpg)

(http://gallery.photo.net/photo/4255824-lg.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: robertostallioni on September 09, 2010, 07:52:43 pm
Is that Dense?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: grumpycrumpy on September 10, 2010, 08:07:30 am
Is that Dense?

It's not dense , but it is pretty daft ......
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tobym on September 13, 2010, 03:34:14 pm
time for some silliness

Always time for that kind of silliness.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on September 13, 2010, 05:54:03 pm
I forget what's been posted before.

Anyway...

(http://sharpendbooks.com/cals/2011/1Jan.jpg)

(http://sharpendbooks.com/cals/2011/3Mar.jpg)

(http://sharpendbooks.com/cals/2011/8Aug.jpg)

(http://www.urbanclimbermag.com/themag/drive/Drive-Nicky-375.jpg)

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_BQ8dTULFh80/StVvxum8UhI/AAAAAAAAAUU/gn8OBflsdqs/s400/FullertonImages-091012-7430.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Ethan on September 13, 2010, 09:12:27 pm
 :thumbsup: yeah, Misty is hot
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Wipey Why on September 13, 2010, 10:20:49 pm
(http://chadurif.fr/galleries/ramirole_2010/images/culte_9096d.jpg)
(http://chadurif.fr/galleries/ramirole_2010/images/culte_9073d.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: robertostallioni on September 13, 2010, 10:25:58 pm
Call me straight, but I love hot women.  :shrug:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tobym on September 14, 2010, 10:41:39 am
Call me straight, but I love hot women.  :shrug:


Join the (straight, hot-women-loving) club :beer2:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Wipey Why on September 14, 2010, 11:58:31 am
Call me straight, but I love hot women.  :shrug:


Join the (straight, hot-women-loving) club :beer2:

 :-\ Was he previously a gay?  :lol:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on September 14, 2010, 12:01:26 pm
Of course.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Wipey Why on September 14, 2010, 01:19:59 pm
A regular favourite of DFBWGC

Colette on Cantina Boy 13b Rifle, CO (http://vimeo.com/14707745)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on September 14, 2010, 02:08:54 pm
She's so clean and wholesome, even manages to make Rifle look attractive.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: AndyR on September 15, 2010, 05:53:17 am
Can't seem to link to the photos - but there are a few worth perusing here....
http://www.rockandice.com/photos/category/12-redstone-bouldering (http://www.rockandice.com/photos/category/12-redstone-bouldering)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: slackline on September 15, 2010, 07:29:40 am
Can't seem to link to the photos - but there are a few worth perusing here....
http://www.rockandice.com/photos/category/12-redstone-bouldering (http://www.rockandice.com/photos/category/12-redstone-bouldering)

(http://www.rockandice.com/images/phocagallery/Redstone%20Bouldering/thumbs/phoca_thumb_l_Jessa%20Younker%20and%20the%20Corkscrew%20%28V6%29.jpg)
(http://www.rockandice.com/images/phocagallery/Redstone%20Bouldering/thumbs/phoca_thumb_l_Jessa%20Younker%20warms%20up%20on%20the%20Big%20Easy%20%28V1%29.jpg)

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Snoops on September 15, 2010, 08:48:05 am
Quote
(http://www.rockandice.com/images/phocagallery/Redstone%20Bouldering/thumbs/phoca_thumb_l_Jessa%20Younker%20warms%20up%20on%20the%20Big%20Easy%20%28V1%29.jpg)

 :thumbsup:

This brightens up my morning   :great:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Will Hunt on September 15, 2010, 10:13:57 am
Can't seem to link to the photos - but there are a few worth perusing here....
http://www.rockandice.com/photos/category/12-redstone-bouldering (http://www.rockandice.com/photos/category/12-redstone-bouldering)

(http://www.rockandice.com/images/phocagallery/Redstone%20Bouldering/thumbs/phoca_thumb_l_Jessa%20Younker%20and%20the%20Corkscrew%20%28V6%29.jpg)
(http://www.rockandice.com/images/phocagallery/Redstone%20Bouldering/thumbs/phoca_thumb_l_Jessa%20Younker%20warms%20up%20on%20the%20Big%20Easy%20%28V1%29.jpg)

 :thumbsup:

That's better :)

Have we had Hazel Findlay yet? The news item alerted me that she should definitely not go unmentioned. TOTAL FITTY:

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_xORUcppC1WE/TCYwYIVBLSI/AAAAAAAAAHs/ChYgtRy1iqs/s1600/singapore+006.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Grubes on September 15, 2010, 10:27:32 am
Have we had Hazel Findlay yet? The news item alerted me that she should definitely not go unmentioned. TOTAL FITTY:
:agree:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: namnok on September 15, 2010, 12:20:22 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ml-rxMwcaf0&feature=player_embedded#at=18 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ml-rxMwcaf0&feature=player_embedded#at=18)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Wipey Why on September 15, 2010, 12:45:04 pm
Can't seem to link to the photos - but there are a few worth perusing here....
http://www.rockandice.com/photos/category/12-redstone-bouldering (http://www.rockandice.com/photos/category/12-redstone-bouldering)
A couple more which caught my eye....

(http://www.rockandice.com/images/phocagallery/Redstone%20Bouldering/thumbs/phoca_thumb_l_Jessa%20Younker%20works%20the%20Corkscrew%20(V6).jpg)

(http://www.rockandice.com/images/phocagallery/Redstone%20Bouldering/thumbs/phoca_thumb_l_The%20Corkscrew%20(V6).jpg)

That problem looks quite cool
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: namnok on September 15, 2010, 01:08:53 pm
it appears to qualify to attempt that problem is to wear a tight vest top and ample cleavage
(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ333BkyOa7kEK4-OpbPefOCsOOJHwsQFos95lNPAVJzAVlS4o&t=1&usg=__Lbp1HJh_9JRZ8HOSoz0u475UmnU=)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Wipey Why on September 15, 2010, 01:11:20 pm
Andrea Cartas

(http://lh6.ggpht.com/__ngSIcHrHsU/S9tTD20XcUI/AAAAAAAABNA/yoom-WkHTPs/PUBLIC07%20%281%29%20copia333.jpg)

(http://lh4.ggpht.com/__ngSIcHrHsU/S9tSHnmKa6I/AAAAAAAABME/xB2m9AdBET4/s512/av.ve.1%20copia33.jpg)

(http://lh6.ggpht.com/__ngSIcHrHsU/SzKMGQ2K3tI/AAAAAAAAA_s/A5K42Z3BFB8/s512/andreacartas_copa2.jpg)

(http://lh4.ggpht.com/__ngSIcHrHsU/S9tSmIUAGWI/AAAAAAAABMc/O4YDZ8MiphA/s512/DSC_0086_2%20copia22.jpg)

(http://lh4.ggpht.com/__ngSIcHrHsU/S9tS3cq3PAI/AAAAAAAABMo/cN4ad5mqCLA/s512/DSC_0131_3%20copiarawescrit1%20copia%20copia2555.jpg)


Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Wipey Why on September 15, 2010, 01:13:32 pm
it appears to qualify to attempt that problem is to wear a tight vest top and ample cleavage

We need more problems like that in the Peak
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on September 17, 2010, 09:45:06 pm
it appears to qualify to attempt that problem is to wear a tight vest top and ample cleavage

We need more problems like that in the Peak

I'd be great at those problems

meanwhile....

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs682.snc4/62231_10150264207650324_750400323_14380168_5471183_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Paul B on September 17, 2010, 09:48:42 pm
Quote
(http://www.rockandice.com/images/phocagallery/Redstone%20Bouldering/thumbs/phoca_thumb_l_Jessa%20Younker%20warms%20up%20on%20the%20Big%20Easy%20%28V1%29.jpg)

 :thumbsup:


It'd be good if you could have a climbing techniques book illustrated as per above. File this one under 'Frogging' ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Falling Down on September 17, 2010, 10:50:08 pm


(http://www.rockandice.com/images/phocagallery/Redstone%20Bouldering/thumbs/phoca_thumb_l_Jessa%20Younker%20and%20the%20Corkscrew%20%28V6%29.jpg)
(http://www.rockandice.com/images/phocagallery/Redstone%20Bouldering/thumbs/phoca_thumb_l_Jessa%20Younker%20warms%20up%20on%20the%20Big%20Easy%20%28V1%29.jpg)

 :thumbsup:

I don't often look at this thread but she's lovely  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on September 17, 2010, 11:05:36 pm
I don't often admit that I look at this thread, but she's lovely  :thumbsup:

Yes, she is.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on September 17, 2010, 11:08:46 pm
It'd be good if you could have a climbing techniques book illustrated as per above.

Cracking idea. Obviously mix in some male models with beards to make it fair and call it The Joy of Climbing.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: robertostallioni on September 17, 2010, 11:51:59 pm
(http://www.rockandice.com/images/phocagallery/Redstone%20Bouldering/thumbs/phoca_thumb_l_Jessa%20Younker%20warms%20up%20on%20the%20Big%20Easy%20%28V1%29.jpg)

I need to give myself a right good talking to.

Autism - Toothpick count (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqbXPfaN_VM#)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: mrjonathanr on September 18, 2010, 09:04:59 am
It'd be good if you could have a climbing techniques book illustrated as per above.

Cracking idea. Obviously mix in some male models with beards to make it fair and call it The Joy of Climbing.

Do you, perchance, wear a beard Mr Lager?  :-\
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: chummer on September 18, 2010, 10:55:59 am


(http://www.rockandice.com/images/phocagallery/Redstone%20Bouldering/thumbs/phoca_thumb_l_Jessa%20Younker%20and%20the%20Corkscrew%20%28V6%29.jpg)
(http://www.rockandice.com/images/phocagallery/Redstone%20Bouldering/thumbs/phoca_thumb_l_Jessa%20Younker%20warms%20up%20on%20the%20Big%20Easy%20%28V1%29.jpg)

 :thumbsup:

I don't often look at this thread but she's lovely  :thumbsup:

 :agree: Definitive DFBWGC.

Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Wipey Why on September 18, 2010, 12:04:55 pm
As she seems to be a hit here are some more from Rock and Ice...

(http://www.rockandice.com/images/phocagallery/Redstein,%20Colorado/thumbs/phoca_thumb_l_Corkscrew%20(V7),%20Redstone,%20Colorado.JPG)

(http://www.rockandice.com/images/phocagallery/Redstein,%20Colorado/thumbs/phoca_thumb_l_Winding%20up%20on%20the%20Corkscrew%20(V7).JPG)

(http://www.rockandice.com/images/phocagallery/Redstein,%20Colorado/thumbs/phoca_thumb_l_Jessa%20Younker%20on%20the%20first%20crux%20of%20the%20five-pitch%20Superstein%20(5.13a).jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: mrconners on September 19, 2010, 08:55:33 pm


(http://www.rockandice.com/images/phocagallery/Redstone%20Bouldering/thumbs/phoca_thumb_l_Jessa%20Younker%20and%20the%20Corkscrew%20%28V6%29.jpg)
(http://www.rockandice.com/images/phocagallery/Redstone%20Bouldering/thumbs/phoca_thumb_l_Jessa%20Younker%20warms%20up%20on%20the%20Big%20Easy%20%28V1%29.jpg)

 :thumbsup:

I don't often look at this thread but she's lovely  :thumbsup:

Jesus! Its all too much.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Wipey Why on September 19, 2010, 09:12:59 pm
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_V6LCLUvoqQI/TIIldLgSKLI/AAAAAAAAA6Y/pTvXnxAUKAA/s1600/Daila_2.jpg)

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_V6LCLUvoqQI/TIIlWWgEowI/AAAAAAAAA6Q/0yMZqG8PRk8/s1600/Daila_1.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Adam Lincoln on September 20, 2010, 02:02:04 pm
(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/15243_634201918175221250.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on September 20, 2010, 03:53:19 pm
As she seems to be a hit here are some more from Rock and Ice...


And..........

(http://www.rockandice.com/images/phocagallery/Redstein,%20Colorado/thumbs/phoca_thumb_l_Younker%20pulls%20the%20crux%20roof%20on%20the%20first%20pitch%20of%20Superstein%20%285.13a%29.jpg)

(http://www.rockandice.com/images/phocagallery/Redstone%20Bouldering/thumbs/phoca_thumb_l_Jessa%20Younker%20and%20the%20Weider%20arete%20%28V2%29.jpg)

Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Drew on September 20, 2010, 10:16:28 pm
There've been at least two posts since she was last posted. I feel it's time to show her again.

(http://www.rockandice.com/images/phocagallery/Redstone%20Bouldering/thumbs/phoca_thumb_l_Jessa%20Younker%20warms%20up%20on%20the%20Big%20Easy%20%28V1%29.jpg)

Should we have a top10? Or have I had too much  :alky:  I am in Font after all!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: robertostallioni on September 20, 2010, 10:20:21 pm
Cheers. I had forgotten what they looked like.  :'(
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Doylo on September 20, 2010, 10:33:27 pm
(http://www.rockandice.com/images/phocagallery/Redstone%20Bouldering/thumbs/phoca_thumb_l_Jessa%20Younker%20warms%20up%20on%20the%20Big%20Easy%20%28V1%29.jpg)

Surely the best of all time!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: andy_e on September 21, 2010, 12:07:40 am
(http://www.rockandice.com/images/phocagallery/Redstone%20Bouldering/thumbs/phoca_thumb_l_Jessa%20Younker%20warms%20up%20on%20the%20Big%20Easy%20%28V1%29.jpg)

Surely the breast of all time!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on September 21, 2010, 07:46:49 am
There've been at least two posts since she was last posted. I feel it's time to show her again.

(http://www.rockandice.com/images/phocagallery/Redstone%20Bouldering/thumbs/phoca_thumb_l_Jessa%20Younker%20warms%20up%20on%20the%20Big%20Easy%20%28V1%29.jpg)

Should we have a top10? Or have I had too much  :alky:  I am in Font after all!

Previous post is the same bird (Jessa Younker). You dick.

I've tried scouring the internet but can't find any more decent photos of her. Lagers?

Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on September 21, 2010, 08:19:43 am
Previous post is the same bird (Jessa Younker). You dick.

I've tried scouring the internet but can't find any more decent photos of her. Lagers?

Sorry Jaz, I promised not to post my private pictures of The Sunshine Girl
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on September 21, 2010, 08:25:32 am
(http://www.sunshinegirlmagazine.com/sunshine_girl.jpg)

 ???
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: robertostallioni on September 21, 2010, 01:44:32 pm
Have we had this one?
(http://www.rockandice.com/images/phocagallery/Redstein,%20Colorado/thumbs/phoca_thumb_l_Jessa%20Younker%20on%20the%20first%20crux%20of%20the%20five-pitch%20Superstein%20(5.13a).jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Wipey Why on September 21, 2010, 02:07:01 pm
Have we had this one?

No, but I think we are running out quite quickly.

Anyway...

(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/22287_634204894212602500.jpg)

(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/22287_634206102741821250.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on September 22, 2010, 11:20:29 am
(http://images.elephantjournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Picture-83.png)

Cover Girl
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tobym on September 22, 2010, 04:08:42 pm
a rare shot of her looking more feminine ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on September 22, 2010, 04:17:09 pm
*runs for cover*
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: lagerstarfish on September 22, 2010, 04:22:52 pm
She's pretty good at looking feminine

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs690.snc4/63065_10150270202485324_750400323_14514153_7285435_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs656.snc4/61650_10150270202600324_750400323_14514154_709587_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs676.snc4/61650_10150270202605324_750400323_14514155_4253888_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs676.snc4/61650_10150270202610324_750400323_14514156_7633864_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs676.snc4/61650_10150270202615324_750400323_14514157_5010430_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs676.snc4/61650_10150270202620324_750400323_14514158_4599234_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tobym on September 22, 2010, 05:31:04 pm
She's pretty good at looking feminine

point taken :)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: andy_e on September 22, 2010, 08:34:02 pm
There's no refuting that evidence.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: robertostallioni on September 23, 2010, 02:43:11 pm
If you were a hot, young American Boulderette would you accept a FB friend request from RobertoStallioni?   :-*

 :-\

My new best friend Miss Younker (http://www.rockandice.com/images/phocagallery/Redstone%20Bouldering/thumbs/phoca_thumb_l_Jessa%20Younker%20warms%20up%20on%20the%20Big%20Easy%20%28V1%29.jpg) did.

I took one for the team, but unfortunately its not the motherlode i was expecting.   :(

Edit: Just noticed CityBloc leeds have also snuck in there. Good skills Martin/Ben.  :lol:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: BB on September 23, 2010, 03:22:34 pm
It's all about the outfit and the angle. Some are more flattering/feminine than others. For example, place your finger over the lovely Ms Puccio's face in the picture below.

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs676.snc4/61650_10150270202605324_750400323_14514155_4253888_n.jpg)

Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: andy_e on September 23, 2010, 08:25:54 pm
Good work stallioni, puts my having the likes of Dave Graham, Jon Cardwell, Nalle Hukkataival and both Haigh brothers to shame.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Adam Lincoln on September 23, 2010, 09:26:38 pm
Good work stallioni, puts my having the likes of Dave Graham, Jon Cardwell, Nalle Hukkataival and both Haigh brothers to shame.

Never quite understood people adding people they have never met...  :shrug:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: robertostallioni on September 23, 2010, 09:57:37 pm
Me neither. There's some weird types out there for sure.  :ang:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: galpinos on September 24, 2010, 08:49:47 am
Good work stallioni, puts my having the likes of Dave Graham, Jon Cardwell, Nalle Hukkataival and both Haigh brothers to shame.

Who the fuck are the Haigh brothers?  :)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Drewski Rootbitch on September 24, 2010, 08:56:14 am
Who the fuck is Andi_e? :-\
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: andy_e on September 24, 2010, 02:57:41 pm
Where the fuck have you been recently?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Adam Lincoln on September 24, 2010, 05:12:49 pm
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs637.snc4/59697_470340280742_108629765742_7279865_1864109_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: tobym on September 24, 2010, 10:19:04 pm
so many punchlines......
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Fiend on September 28, 2010, 09:30:47 am
She's pretty good at looking feminine

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs690.snc4/63065_10150270202485324_750400323_14514153_7285435_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs656.snc4/61650_10150270202600324_750400323_14514154_709587_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs676.snc4/61650_10150270202605324_750400323_14514155_4253888_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs676.snc4/61650_10150270202610324_750400323_14514156_7633864_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs676.snc4/61650_10150270202615324_750400323_14514157_5010430_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs676.snc4/61650_10150270202620324_750400323_14514158_4599234_n.jpg)

This needs to be on this page too  :thumbsup: 3rd shot  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Doylo on September 28, 2010, 11:30:29 am
Good work stallioni, puts my having the likes of Dave Graham, Jon Cardwell, Nalle Hukkataival and both Haigh brothers to shame.

Never quite understood people adding people they have never met...  :shrug:

From the amount that Andi E posts on dave graham's status i had presumed they were lifelong buddies.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Fiend on September 28, 2010, 11:43:39 am
Edit: I meant the 4th shot...
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Wipey Why on September 28, 2010, 11:51:21 am
Edit: I meant the 4th shot...

Too late you've said it now!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Wipey Why on September 28, 2010, 01:00:50 pm
If this thread is to be locked or deleted then I'll use it whilst I still can.

(http://www.anna-stoehr.at/content//images/stories/news10/eindhoven/anna3.jpg)

[insert funny caption here]
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: slackline on September 28, 2010, 01:01:53 pm
Could do with better lighting.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Wipey Why on September 29, 2010, 08:28:42 pm
Long live DFBWGC

http://outsideonline.com/culture/personality-videos-sp.html?vid=92a5047c-a467-47cb-bdbf-59399a3199dd (http://outsideonline.com/culture/personality-videos-sp.html?vid=92a5047c-a467-47cb-bdbf-59399a3199dd)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on September 29, 2010, 08:56:06 pm
Knowing how far certain people are going to to try and get it removed makes me appreciate it all the more.

Vive la difference.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Moo on September 29, 2010, 09:24:39 pm
which dark forces threaten the survival of our most precious resour.......... thread
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Fiend on September 29, 2010, 09:36:39 pm
What is it about Tha Pooch?? I usually much prefer womanly chicks to athletic / honed ones, but she just has "something". Hmmm.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Wipey Why on September 29, 2010, 09:48:32 pm
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs154.snc1/5734_112624164070_679649070_2324837_4595045_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: slackline on September 29, 2010, 10:10:57 pm
Someone had an itchy arse.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: neil h on September 29, 2010, 10:23:22 pm
I'd scratch it  ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: grumpycrumpy on September 30, 2010, 09:17:28 am
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs154.snc1/5734_112624164070_679649070_2324837_4595045_n.jpg)

Why are you assuming it's her hand print  ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: SA Chris on September 30, 2010, 09:38:55 am
You think someone with an inverted hand spotted her?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: magpie on September 30, 2010, 10:10:12 am
It might have been a friendly pat of encouragement rather than a spot.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: gme on September 30, 2010, 01:13:15 pm
Are you trying to say that patting girls arses is acceptable behavior as long as its only an act of friendly encouragement. i thought that had gone out with Jim Davidson and Bernard manning.

If not i am heading to the works this evening.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: butters on September 30, 2010, 01:19:22 pm
Are you trying to say that patting girls arses is acceptable behaviour as long as its only an act of friendly encouragement.

... I am heading to the works this evening.

I was going to do the same thing as there isn't enough diesel in the van to drive up to Magpie country where is apparently the done thing - I think I might wait till I have seen how successful you are before indulging though.  ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: Wipey Why on September 30, 2010, 01:40:44 pm
Are you trying to say that patting girls arses is acceptable behavior as long as its only an act of friendly encouragement. i thought that had gone out with Jim Davidson and Bernard manning.

If not i am heading to the works this evening.

 :-\ Let us know how much success you have.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: magpie on September 30, 2010, 03:13:58 pm
I'd hold off boys, rather than get yourselves in trouble, it might just be me who is not averse to the odd encouraging arse pat.  :oops:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III)
Post by: shark on October 01, 2010, 11:00:21 am
The ultimate Dead Fit Bird (Six of Ryan)

(http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/7048/31jeriryan4.jpg)

DFBWG Part IV can be found here (http://ukbouldering.com/board/index.php/topic,16029.msg279576/topicseen.html#new)
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