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Title: Toothbrush review
Post by: David S on May 14, 2003, 10:07:33 am
Hi you lot
I'm doing a piss take review of toothbrushes for bouldering for one of the rags, you know the sort of thing - durabilty, cost, firmness, features (bendy neck) etc so I'm after a bit of feedback.
Dou you have any favourites or suggestions?

Cheers in advance

David  :wink:
Title: Toothbrush review
Post by: dave on May 14, 2003, 10:14:23 am
The best one i ever had was an old Colgate one, with cutdown bristles for extra brushing power. Its lasted ages but i lost it. More recent ones don't seem to last as well, but the one on my brush stick is a Safeway's own (Oracle?) which seems quite good.

I recon its also worth spending extra to get the ones with the blue bristles that tell you when its getting worn out.

As for flexible necks, it rather go with no flex, but a brush made all out of a slighly flexible matierial for a bit of give. I don't like the ones made of that crystal plastic, they're a bit brittle and unforgiving.

Is that tongue-in-cheek enough?
Title: Toothbrush review
Post by: Bubba on May 14, 2003, 10:32:19 am
You've got to include an electric one I reckon

For the "well heeled boulderer"  :D
Title: Toothbrush review
Post by: Johnny Brown on May 14, 2003, 11:10:53 am
Get yerself to williamson's hardware in broomhill and buy a 'vegetable brush'. Wooden bristles - perfect. Not so good on crimps in cracks but then good problems don't have them.
Title: Toothbrush review
Post by: dobbin on May 14, 2003, 11:45:20 am
Johnny Brown you tip theiving get! I was about to advise the use of vegetable brushes.

Mine however did not come from some gypsy hardware store, mine came from Ikea - a root vegetable brush shaped like a spunk. It boasts super stiff bristles and an attractive shaped head (!).
Title: Toothbrush review
Post by: dave on May 14, 2003, 11:58:03 am
Cofe has got one of them jism brushes - its proper bo when gaffer-taped to an extendable pole.
Title: Toothbrush review
Post by: David S on May 14, 2003, 12:13:17 pm
Quote from: "dobbin"
Johnny Brown you tip theiving get! I was about to advise the use of vegetable brushes.

Mine however did not come from some gypsy hardware store, mine came from Ikea - a root vegetable brush shaped like a spunk. It boasts super stiff bristles and an attractive shaped head (!).


I can't picture that any chance of a pic? so I know what to look for when I nip up to Ikea at the weekend :( (the things you do for research!!)
Title: Toothbrush review
Post by: David S on May 14, 2003, 12:14:59 pm
Quote from: "Bubba"
You've got to include an electric one I reckon

For the "well heeled boulderer"  :D


Hey good idea - Jesus H Christ it was only meant to be a small review but I predict that this thing will grow and grow.
Title: Toothbrush review
Post by: dobbin on May 14, 2003, 12:17:33 pm
And probably get edited back down to size! no harm in submitting an overly large article! I will link a piccie when I get home...
Title: Toothbrush review
Post by: cofe on May 14, 2003, 09:46:17 pm
as dave rightly points out my brush setup is THE SHIT.

An extending pole with a blue and green ikea sperm design scrubbing brush gaffer taped to the end.  it's also had several toothbrushes taped to the other side and sticking out at an angle but i always snap em off.  

On my chalk windsock bag i carry a standard issue Franklin climbing toothbrush which is also the dogs - except theres no bristles left on it so i just leave red stripes on the rock - i'd replace it but we've come so far together....

P.S. my extender is called Britney and she's filthy.

find out more in;    'Cofe:My Interesting life' (Harpercollins paperback).
Title: Toothbrush review
Post by: dobbin on May 15, 2003, 07:49:56 am
I forgot to photograph the spunk brush. Rest assured I shall do it tonight.
Title: Toothbrush review
Post by: David S on May 19, 2003, 09:00:44 am
Oy Dobbin where's my pic?
 :wink:
Title: Toothbrush review
Post by: dobbin on May 19, 2003, 09:39:32 am
ah yes. I wondered when that would come back to haunt me, I have lost the brush fella!

Cofe may be the next best bet....
Title: Toothbrush review
Post by: David S on May 19, 2003, 12:26:02 pm
So a trip to Ikea then. What a nightmare :shock:
Where'd you lose it?
Title: Toothbrush review
Post by: dobbin on May 19, 2003, 02:40:26 pm
thats just it  - I don't know! it was there one minute and then not the next. I have an idea where it might be - I'll have a check, failing that I'll pick one up next week as I will be passing it then sometime..
Title: Toothbrush review
Post by: dave on May 19, 2003, 02:52:51 pm
Maybe its time to spread your wings and move on. No use crying over split milk, just pick yourself up - theres pleantly more fish in the sea. Your old brush would want it this way. You don't want to find yourself on your deathbed years from now thinking "if only I'd have tried different brushes".
Title: Toothbrush review
Post by: Bubba on May 19, 2003, 02:54:51 pm
Quote from: "dobbin"
failing that I'll pick one up next week as I will be passing it then sometime..


It's impossible to have a passing visit to Ikea - you are destined to be trapped in the miles of corridors, and to fill your basket with night-lights, candles, rugs you'll never ever use, and other nice but superflous junk.
Title: Toothbrush review
Post by: Bubba on May 19, 2003, 02:56:09 pm
Quote from: "dave"
. You don't want to find yourself on your deathbed years from now thinking "if only I'd have tried different brushes".


Dave's right on this score - Carpe Diem man, come on!  you might find there's a whole new side to brushing you never knew about.
Title: Toothbrush review
Post by: David S on May 19, 2003, 03:47:34 pm
Quote from: "bubba"
it's impossible to have a passing visit to Ikea - you are destined to be trapped in the miles of corridors, and to fill your basket with night-lights, candles, rugs you'll never ever use, and other nice but superflous junk.



Yeh - what makes you do that?
Title: Toothbrush review
Post by: Bubba on May 19, 2003, 03:50:45 pm
Errr...I dunno really - it always seems like a good idea at the time....
Title: Toothbrush review
Post by: dobbin on May 19, 2003, 09:51:16 pm
Quote from: "dave"
Maybe its time to spread your wings and move on. No use crying over split milk, just pick yourself up - theres pleantly more fish in the sea. Your old brush would want it this way. You don't want to find yourself on your deathbed years from now thinking "if only I'd have tried different brushes".


But we were so good together, so good and so close. It was a relationship forged in the Peak district over many damp bouldering mats, we helped each other reach new heights (and depths). I don't know if I can go on - perhaps its time to move to 'caving', I know this is a deviant pasttime and running away, but the holds will never be so clean again - will they? :cry:
Title: Toothbrush review
Post by: Bubba on May 20, 2003, 07:37:19 am
Quote from: "dobbin"
perhaps its time to move to 'caving', I know this is a deviant pasttime and running away


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Title: Toothbrush review
Post by: dave on May 20, 2003, 08:51:50 am
Caving is plain wrong.

If it came down to a choice between an evening caving or an evening swabbing my eyes with mace, you can pass me the cotton buds.
Title: Toothbrush review
Post by: Bubba on May 20, 2003, 09:46:36 am
I usually think that before going, but then I get talked into it and end up getting back at 1am, wired, completely trashed but strangely satisfied.

Go on, you never know, you might love it. Think of all that unpolished limestone there is underground...
Title: Toothbrush review
Post by: dobbin on May 20, 2003, 10:05:54 am
but its all damp. Nope, caving is definatly for freaks. Plus the little toads steal the Bolt hangers off the tor (or have done in previous years).
Title: Toothbrush review
Post by: fatboySlimfast on May 20, 2003, 10:49:57 am
many times Bubba and underground have 'tempted' me to go caving......
many times i have said i would rather rub ralgex into my own scrotum than go caving.....no hang on thats what underground said  what he did when he wasnt going caving, I said i would rather stick needles in my own eyes
Title: Toothbrush review
Post by: Bubba on May 20, 2003, 11:55:10 am
Quote from: "dobbin"
but its all damp. Nope, caving is definatly for freaks. Plus the little toads steal the Bolt hangers off the tor (or have done in previous years).


Most of the main ones are all equipped with lurvely P-bolts now, and we don't even have to carry hangers most of the time.
Title: Toothbrush review
Post by: Bubba on May 20, 2003, 11:56:26 am
Quote from: "fatboySlimfast"
many times Bubba and underground have 'tempted' me to go caving......


We'll get you one day, when you're too drunk to know better - you will join the dark underbelly of society.....
Title: Toothbrush review
Post by: fatboySlimfast on May 20, 2003, 01:04:19 pm
too drunk to know better, hog tied and blindfolded, drugged with rhohypnol and with a gun to my head..then maybe
Title: Toothbrush review
Post by: Bubba on May 20, 2003, 01:06:02 pm
Don't worry, that can be arranged....
Title: Toothbrush review
Post by: dobbin on June 18, 2003, 09:20:26 pm
My spunk brush turned up! it was in a heap of chalk, finger tape and climbing shoes in my room... if you still want a photo let me know...
Title: Toothbrush review
Post by: dave on June 18, 2003, 11:45:34 pm
Now a G like me is fully technologized you can all benefit from my brush pics - reach for the tissues.

The Collection
(http://users.firenet.uk.net/salliatr/images/brush01.jpg)

Fear The Scrubber

(http://users.firenet.uk.net/salliatr/images/brush02.jpg)
Title: Toothbrush review
Post by: dobbin on June 19, 2003, 07:51:11 am
That second one is quite a good photo. You should throw away those brushes with no bristles - don't reckon scraping the plastic head against the holds will shift that much chalk to be honest.
Title: Toothbrush review
Post by: Bubba on June 19, 2003, 07:59:47 am
That's a great photo - getting all artsy with the new camera! Cheers for the Rubi pics btw Dave, will get 'em up along with all the others this w/e....
Title: Toothbrush review
Post by: danielb on June 19, 2003, 09:42:14 am
I use some cheap superdrug own brand brush, but I did drill a hole through the handle so I could put a loop of cord through it. Less chance of droping it then.

Can you believe that we are getting slagged on CT for this thread?
http://www.ukclimbing.com/forums/t.php?n=49192
Title: Toothbrush review
Post by: Bubba on June 19, 2003, 09:44:55 am
Only coz they've not read the first post

Quote from: "David S"
I'm doing a piss take review of toothbrushes for bouldering for one of the rags


Funny anyway though.
Title: Toothbrush review
Post by: dobbin on June 19, 2003, 10:51:19 am
Funny indeed, bless them, in their furore about getting a mention on t'internet they've completely missed the humour in the thread.

Its quite charming to be thought of as skinny hardcore bouldering types. CT I thank you.
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