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Title: Joe Kinder chops down tree
Post by: miso soup on October 23, 2013, 09:12:25 pm
http://www.joekindkid.com/2013/10/my-actions-my-responsibility-and-my-mistake/#more-11013 (http://www.joekindkid.com/2013/10/my-actions-my-responsibility-and-my-mistake/#more-11013)

http://www.dpmclimbing.com/articles/view/joe-kinder-chopping-trees-lessons-learned-and-value-wilderness (http://www.dpmclimbing.com/articles/view/joe-kinder-chopping-trees-lessons-learned-and-value-wilderness)
Title: Re: Joe Kinder chops down tree
Post by: andyd on October 23, 2013, 09:27:08 pm
Worth a read just for the comments.

Looooooonies
Title: Re: Joe Kinder chops down tree
Post by: Sasquatch on October 23, 2013, 09:35:00 pm
Worth a read just for the comments.

Looooooonies
The internet petri dish at its best  ::)
Title: Re: Joe Kinder chops down tree
Post by: Fiend on October 23, 2013, 09:52:22 pm
Log pile?
Title: Re: Joe Kinder chops down tree
Post by: petejh on October 23, 2013, 10:05:15 pm
I 'saw' that coming
Title: Re: Joe Kinder chops down tree
Post by: Sasquatch on October 23, 2013, 11:02:11 pm
Yeah, some people had an ax to grind.
Title: Re: Joe Kinder chops down tree
Post by: Monolith on October 24, 2013, 12:43:21 am
The most distressing issue in the whole thing is that there is a US Chris Doyle on the loose. Juniper trees ought to be the least of this guys worries!
Title: Re: Joe Kinder chops down tree
Post by: reeve on October 24, 2013, 08:11:08 am
I think the whole thing is symptomatic of a borin' culture
Title: Re: Joe Kinder chops down tree
Post by: Moo on October 24, 2013, 10:51:45 am
It all sounds a bit bark'ing mad to me
Title: Re: Joe Kinder chops down tree
Post by: andy_e on October 24, 2013, 10:58:28 am
Leaf the puns out guys.
Title: Re: Joe Kinder chops down tree
Post by: jwi on October 24, 2013, 11:34:23 am
Collecting berries for a gin? Burn the witch!
Title: Re: Joe Kinder chops down tree
Post by: twoshoes on October 24, 2013, 11:40:00 am
Quote
Leaf the puns out guys

Quite. This is no oaking matter.
Title: Re: Joe Kinder chops down tree
Post by: Durbs on October 24, 2013, 12:17:19 pm
All the sofa critics, pining for revenge...
Title: Re: Joe Kinder chops down tree
Post by: Will Hunt on October 24, 2013, 11:04:21 pm
What a load of beeching in that thread.
Title: Re: Joe Kinder chops down tree
Post by: Richie Crouch on October 24, 2013, 11:14:31 pm
I'm going to go out on a limb and say its bang out of order! maybe he should branch out into voluntary tree planting to make amends.
Title: Re: Joe Kinder chops down tree
Post by: masonwoods101 on October 24, 2013, 11:38:50 pm
I Woodnt have done that if I was him...
Title: Joe Kinder chops down tree
Post by: dave on October 24, 2013, 11:52:42 pm
Be interesting to get to the root cause of this as it really goes against the grain.
Title: Re: Joe Kinder chops down tree
Post by: masonwoods101 on October 25, 2013, 08:18:25 am
Ill be releaved when its all over...
Title: Re: Joe Kinder chops down tree
Post by: Snoops on October 25, 2013, 10:15:03 am
This whole thing is conkers to me
Title: Re: Joe Kinder chops down tree
Post by: tomtom on October 25, 2013, 10:34:16 am
Is he sponsored by Boreal?
Title: Re: Joe Kinder chops down tree
Post by: SA Chris on October 25, 2013, 11:02:49 am
I think there's a whole Geroge Washington / cherry tree complex thing going on.
Title: Re: Joe Kinder chops down tree
Post by: andy_e on October 25, 2013, 11:04:47 am
Is he sponsored by Boreal?

No, they dropped him after he had a lumbar injury.
Title: Re: Joe Kinder chops down tree
Post by: tomtom on October 25, 2013, 11:20:33 am
Is he sponsored by Boreal?

No, they dropped him after he had a lumbar injury.

I can see this thread might fracture into multiple directions..
Title: Re: Joe Kinder chops down tree
Post by: SA Chris on October 25, 2013, 12:35:58 pm
"My lord, there is no food on this high mountain!"

"Well what about those juniper bushes trees over there?"

"No they've been cut down!"

Funniest bit of 'life of brian' (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krb2OdQksMc#)

Title: Re: Joe Kinder chops down tree
Post by: Will Hunt on October 25, 2013, 01:17:56 pm
Is he sponsored by Boreal?

No, they dropped him after he had a lumbar injury.

He'll be rowan the day he chopped that tree down; it'll only seed doubt in his sponsors.
Title: Joe Kinder chops down tree
Post by: dave on October 25, 2013, 01:44:30 pm
Some of these tree puns are simply knot funny.
Title: Re: Joe Kinder chops down tree
Post by: tomtom on October 25, 2013, 01:52:15 pm
I've whittled away a few hours today trying to come up with some aboreal puns, but had to prune my ideas back down and ring a friend up instead (an old fella - trunk call of course) who was just about to get on a plane.
Title: Re: Joe Kinder chops down tree
Post by: SA Chris on October 25, 2013, 02:01:45 pm
I thought there would be a joke in dere.
Title: Re: Joe Kinder chops down tree
Post by: Durbs on October 25, 2013, 02:59:47 pm
It's a shame because he used to be quite poplar.
Title: Re: Joe Kinder chops down tree
Post by: krymson on October 25, 2013, 03:42:26 pm
 :chair:

someone needs to logpile this thread ASAP.
Title: Re: Joe Kinder chops down tree
Post by: tomtom on October 25, 2013, 03:46:43 pm
:chair:

someone needs to logpile this thread ASAP.

chop chop
Title: Re: Joe Kinder chops down tree
Post by: masonwoods101 on October 25, 2013, 03:48:15 pm
Why logpile it when it's sprucing up nicely?
Title: Re: Joe Kinder chops down tree
Post by: tomtom on October 25, 2013, 03:53:30 pm
Its obviously needling someone.. maybe they're pining for something more serious? Enough, this thread has sapped my will to live..
Title: Re: Joe Kinder chops down tree
Post by: Robsons on October 25, 2013, 04:00:31 pm
Oak can't Yew guys stop it! I saw this coming as soon as it began. This thread needs to be axed now!
Title: Re: Joe Kinder chops down tree
Post by: SA Chris on October 25, 2013, 04:10:34 pm
Yes, the Joak isn't funny anymore.

It's tyew close to home.
Title: Joe Kinder chops down tree
Post by: dave on October 25, 2013, 08:16:09 pm

Enough, this thread has sapped my will to live..

I thought it wood. Pecker up.
Title: Re: Joe Kinder chops down tree
Post by: GraemeA on October 25, 2013, 08:33:14 pm
i hope he used the tree as Kinder-ling
Title: Re: Joe Kinder chops down tree
Post by: SamT on October 25, 2013, 10:57:21 pm
If so, it'll be reduced to ashes, (like this thread. ) 
Title: Re: Joe Kinder chops down tree
Post by: underground on October 26, 2013, 12:06:01 am
Poor Joe. I think his heartwood was in the right place. At least he's snedding in the right direction now, even if some people want to kick him in the crotch. I hope he doesn't become Shigo of pushing new roots now.
Title: Re: Joe Kinder chops down tree
Post by: SA Chris on October 28, 2013, 01:34:09 pm
Thread seems to have died, someone call the copse.
Title: Re: Joe Kinder chops down tree
Post by: shurt on October 28, 2013, 11:27:30 pm
If I have to read any more of these lame puns I'm going to give myself a la-botany. It's a perennial problem on this site
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