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Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: dave on November 12, 2004, 09:14:24 am: note from bubba: the original topic is here http://ukbouldering.com/board/viewtopic.php?t=352

shamelessly harvested from b.com:

(http://www.seclimbers.org/modules/coppermine/albums/userpics/10462/Horse-Pens-Comp---11-06-04n.jpg)
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Bubba on November 12, 2004, 09:33:51 am: She must be a builder
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Fiend on November 12, 2004, 09:37:43 am: Tasty.
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: a dense loner on November 13, 2004, 08:16:21 am: get a good size of gripfill in that crack, it'll hold it
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: c.j.d. on November 13, 2004, 11:43:53 am: Must get out of Wales more often!
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: account_inactive on November 13, 2004, 07:21:10 pm: Quote
She must be a builder

Don't you mean a builderer
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: mozzer on November 14, 2004, 08:11:59 pm: Wow. Lots of hotties on that site too...

(http://www.sharpendbooks.com/cals/2003/dec03.jpg)
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: SA Chris on November 15, 2004, 07:56:45 am: Isnt that one from the "women of climbing" calendar?
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: DScuffle on November 18, 2004, 08:17:39 am: (http://ukbouldering.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10127/normal_Steph_Cratcliffe.JPG)
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: dobbin on November 26, 2004, 02:06:08 pm: wow - we got a mention in Stevie Haston's article in the last OTE!
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: dave on November 29, 2004, 02:54:51 pm: (http://www.ragnilecco.com/2003/competizioni/images/Boulder_levet2003.jpg)
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: BoulderHog on November 29, 2004, 03:34:35 pm: I can hear walnuts breaking
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Control freak on November 29, 2004, 03:36:59 pm: courtesy of planet fear

(http://www.planetfear.com/includes/images/uploaded/exp-sandrine.jpg)

wish I was french
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Fiend on November 29, 2004, 07:08:42 pm: With a couple of notable exceptions, shouldn't this thread be renamed "Dead skinny birds who go climbing"??
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Gad on November 29, 2004, 07:36:30 pm: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Sandrine :love: She looks good in real life too. Though she did always have a strange look on her face, i mean, your meant to follow famous climbers (of the female variety) around a night club, aren't you? :?
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Gad on November 29, 2004, 07:39:33 pm: oops! why's my previous post done that?
Christ! i'm shit with computers :cry:
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Gad on November 29, 2004, 07:41:52 pm: OK. Maybe i was seeing things. Maybe i'm just stupid!
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: vivahate on November 29, 2004, 09:04:43 pm: Quote from: "mozzer"
Wow. Lots of hotties on that site too...

(http://www.sharpendbooks.com/cals/2003/dec03.jpg)

hold me back

:dribble:
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: SA Chris on November 30, 2004, 08:32:58 am: http://www.sharpendbooks.com/cals/2005/jun05.jpg

Another one from http://www.sharpendbooks.com

Theres a veritable gold mine there.
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Paz on November 30, 2004, 03:38:04 pm: Quote from: "Fiend"
With a couple of notable exceptions, shouldn't this thread be renamed "Dead skinny birds who go climbing"??

I'd like to refer to it as "The sore neck thread". From what continually checking nobody in your open plan office is looking at your screen gives you.
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: clm on December 01, 2004, 08:39:58 pm: Quote
With a couple of notable exceptions, shouldn't this thread be renamed "Dead skinny birds who go climbing"??

So now we allknow why you sold your scooby bubba... :wink:
(http://http://people.alfred.edu/~rlb4/images/Garconis/Fat%20Subaru.jpg)
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: clm on December 01, 2004, 08:44:56 pm: Oh make it work :evil: ...its funny...ish
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Obi-Wan is lost... on December 01, 2004, 08:46:50 pm: Quote from: "clm"
So now we allknow why you sold your scooby bubba... :wink:

Oh make it work ...its funny...ish

Abracadabra...

(http://people.alfred.edu/~rlb4/images/Garconis/Fat%20Subaru.jpg)
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Bubba on December 01, 2004, 09:02:16 pm: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: fatboySlimfast on December 01, 2004, 09:09:02 pm: bet thats a diet coke shes supping
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: RopeBoy on December 10, 2004, 10:48:58 pm: http://www.vision-z.com/bilder/04.htm

J :)
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: conn on December 11, 2004, 09:20:01 pm: i think you meant to post that on the 'little boys with large backs' thread
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: hongkongstuey on December 12, 2004, 01:18:25 am: too much talk - too few pictures

here's a couple from last weekend

(http://www.hongkongclimbing.com/images/photos/bouldering/colins/suetman2.jpg)

(http://www.hongkongclimbing.com/images/photos/bouldering/colins/olivia.jpg)
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: a dense loner on December 12, 2004, 01:25:46 am: are any of these single stuey? i will travel
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: hongkongstuey on December 12, 2004, 02:36:40 am: top one firmly attached - agent smith tried his luck at breaking up the happy couple but failed miserably

bottom one single but residing in Sydney
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: dave on December 17, 2004, 09:41:53 am: (http://www.norope.com/images/GUNKS/Andrew@@Jason_Matkowski@@Angela_Hough.jpg)
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: SA Chris on December 17, 2004, 10:26:11 am: Quote from: "hongkongstuey"
bottom one single but residing in Sydney

Possible project for Carnage then?
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: account_inactive on December 17, 2004, 02:45:05 pm: I think I have met olivia before when I was living in The Blueys :wink:
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: AndyR on December 17, 2004, 03:22:59 pm: Quote from: "hongkongstuey"
top one firmly attached - agent smith tried his luck at breaking up the happy couple but failed miserable

bottom one single but residing in Sydney

Has the Spark had a crack? She'd be unusual if he hadn't?
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Bonjoy on December 17, 2004, 04:33:16 pm: Doesn't she go out with a chap from the blueys called Ryan. I'm sure she did when we was oot there.
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: hongkongstuey on December 23, 2004, 08:42:50 am: Quote from: "AndyR"
Has the Spark had a crack? She'd be unusual if he hadn't?

the Spark got most upset when he found out that i'd been out cragging with her whilst he was sharking her (he'd witheld her phone number in fear that i'd pip him at the post)

They ended up attached for a good couple of years - although him living in HK and her in Brisbane didn't make for the most normal of relationships....

another possible project for Carnage - although Mitch seems to be trying his luck with this one
(http://www.mitchleblanc.com/images/climbing/009/PC182072.jpg)
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: clm on December 23, 2004, 06:59:11 pm: big hands :shock:
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Dolly on December 23, 2004, 11:35:20 pm: At the risk of getting off topic - where is she climbing ? - looks like an ace problem
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: hongkongstuey on December 23, 2004, 11:40:11 pm: Quote from: "Dolly"
At the risk of getting off topic - where is she climbing ? - looks like an ace problem

Pearl Bay - lovely spot, she's on Pearl in the previous photo - possibly the easiest V6 in the world, follows the obvious sloping shelf in the left of the photo below...

(http://www.mitchleblanc.com/images/climbing/009/PC182058.jpg)
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Big Frank on December 24, 2004, 07:46:19 am: Quote from: "hongkongstuey"
Quote from: "AndyR"
Has the Spark had a crack? She'd be unusual if he hadn't?

the Spark got most upset when he found out that i'd been out cragging with her whilst he was sharking her (he'd witheld her phone number in fear that i'd pip him at the post)

They ended up attached for a good couple of years - although him living in HK and her in Brisbane didn't make for the most normal of relationships....

another possible project for Carnage - although Mitch seems to be trying his luck with this one
(http://www.mitchleblanc.com/images/climbing/009/PC182072.jpg)

You lads should be ashamed of yourselves, you talk about these young ladies like they are pieces of meat!

When I was a young man.....rant rant rant!
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: webbo on December 24, 2004, 10:10:12 am: Quote from: "Big Frank"
Quote from: "hongkongstuey"
Quote from: "AndyR"
Has the Spark had a crack? She'd be unusual if he hadn't?

the Spark got most upset when he found out that i'd been out cragging with her whilst he was sharking her (he'd witheld her phone number in fear that i'd pip him at the post)

They ended up attached for a good couple of years - although him living in HK and her in Brisbane didn't make for the most normal of relationships....

another possible project for Carnage - although Mitch seems to be trying his luck with this one
(http://www.mitchleblanc.com/images/climbing/009/PC182072.jpg)

You lads should be ashamed of yourselves, you talk about these young ladies like they are pieces of meat!

When I was a young man.....rant rant rant!

when you were a young man in your neck of the woods.a young ladies desirability was dependant on how many pigs she owned. :wink:
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: AndyR on December 24, 2004, 01:17:49 pm: Quote from: "webbo"

when you were a young man in your neck of the woods.a young ladies desirability was dependant on how many pigs she owned. :wink:

I don't think it's changed that much in upper nidderdale, even now....
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Fiend on December 24, 2004, 02:16:43 pm: Quote
I don't think it's changed that much in upper nidderdale, even now....

Yup the pigs are still highly desirable...

P.S. Stuey that picture of Pearl Bay sells it really well, looks a lovely chilled setting.

P.P.S. That V6 doesn't look that easy! And I suspect the easiest V6 in the world is somewhere in Yorkshire...
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Sloper on January 04, 2005, 03:48:37 pm: How would you know what a V6 looks like? (clue it's not under the bonnet of a car)
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Carnage on January 04, 2005, 09:22:37 pm: Quote from: "SA Chris"
Quote from: "hongkongstuey"
bottom one single but residing in Sydney

Possible project for Carnage then?

Hey- I'm a happily married man - Well almost. :wink:

And Fiend- that V6 is piss and there are plenty more just as easy.......
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: dave on January 20, 2005, 12:51:14 pm: nekkid chick with a big arm (http://www.ukclimbing.com/images/i/23399.jpg)
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Fiend on January 20, 2005, 04:32:30 pm: Dave remember you can't hotlink to UKC pics, you just get their theft image. But I'm presuming you meant this [web]http://www.ukclimbing.com/images/dbpage.html?id=23399[/web] nekkid chick with a big arm??

In which case, hurrah for the lovely Gingerkate (despite Ian H's blatant smoothing out in that photo). Although one would be hard-pushed to find a photo of her with her clothes ON these days =).
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: dave on January 20, 2005, 07:33:57 pm: be better if she wern't stood on the floor though.
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: RopeBoy on January 20, 2005, 07:45:57 pm: Quote from: "dave"
be better if she wern't stood on the floor though.

Can you see the rest of the photo or something?! :lol:

Apparently (info from RT) she's got nowt on. :oops:

J
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: dave on January 20, 2005, 08:02:05 pm: well its the way she'd spanned out wide on overhanging rock and theres absolutley no tension in any muscles visible that makes it look odd to me.
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: ian h on January 20, 2005, 08:46:06 pm: Quote from: "Fiend"

In which case, hurrah for the lovely Gingerkate (despite Ian H's blatant smoothing out in that photo). Although one would be hard-pushed to find a photo of her with her clothes ON these days =).

ian hill you mean, not me :wink:
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Fiend on January 20, 2005, 11:01:33 pm: You're NOT Ian Hill?

Sheesh, another UKC/UKB poster crossover myth shattered!

Dave, I dunno, those holds look pretty big and Kate is pretty lean nd mean providing she doesn't go more than 2' above the floor hem hem.
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: dave on January 21, 2005, 09:14:27 am: would you believe the real ian hill stopped posting here supposedly cos he was upset that everyone was poking fun at cocktalk.
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Bubba on January 21, 2005, 09:54:33 am: She's standing on the floor by the looks of things, just as JCT is in the photo in that pathetic article she's just brought out.
And yeah, definitely looks like there's a lot of skin/photoshop stuff going on there.
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Stubbs on January 21, 2005, 10:05:20 am: I read that article online - what a waste of 5 minutes - having to resort back to some schoolyard 'you're all gay, that's why you climb topless' argument is just ridiculous. Also like the fact that Cocktalk took the time to post a response to the article in their articles section. That site becomes more of a parody of itself each day
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: dave on January 21, 2005, 10:42:14 am: Re the JCT article:

hands up anyone who's ever told a female that they can't climb topless?

No, i didn't think so. What a load of self indulgent tripe. She's in fucking cloud cuckoo land.
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Graeme on January 21, 2005, 01:04:04 pm: I personally would complain, all the distraction of a pair of breasts, christ, if they were hers they're hardly quality are they.

Fact is if a woman were to do it I'm afraid they'd just be put down to being an exhibitionist or some flaccid old hippy.
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: RopeBoy on January 21, 2005, 05:57:20 pm: http://www.ukclimbing.com/images/dbpage.html?id=23472

More of the same from RT.

J
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Bubba on January 22, 2005, 01:32:24 pm: I quite like that one, but half her face is obscured which is a shame.
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: SamT on January 22, 2005, 05:50:20 pm: can be a distration

Was on Castell Helen with Norton once when the hottie on a route to the right dispensed with her t shirt (it was a warm day). I think she thought we couldnt see her - lovely and pert.

You can definately add a grade for having to climb with a hard on whist wearing a harness.
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: RopeBoy on January 22, 2005, 11:03:23 pm: Quote from: "Bubba"
I quite like that one, but half her face is obscured which is a shame.

tsk, some people are never happy! :lol:

J :D
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Ian Hill on January 23, 2005, 07:28:04 pm: Quote from: "dave"
would you believe the real ian hill stopped posting here supposedly cos he was upset that everyone was poking fun at cocktalk.

very untrue
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Ian Hill on January 23, 2005, 07:36:13 pm: Quote from: "Fiend"
Dave remember you can't hotlink to UKC pics, you just get their theft image. But I'm presuming you meant this [web]http://www.ukclimbing.com/images/dbpage.html?id=23399[/web] nekkid chick with a big arm??

In which case, hurrah for the lovely Gingerkate (despite Ian H's blatant smoothing out in that photo). Although one would be hard-pushed to find a photo of her with her clothes ON these days =).

blatant smoothing? A wrinkle of skin removed on her left elbow and that's it...you should be more respectful towards a lady...
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Ian Hill on January 23, 2005, 07:38:03 pm: Quote from: "dave"
well its the way she'd spanned out wide on overhanging rock and theres absolutley no tension in any muscles visible that makes it look odd to me.

in the previous shot before she steps on you can see there's a lot less tension...she's only got diddy muscles...
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Ian Hill on January 23, 2005, 07:39:46 pm: Quote from: "Bubba"
She's standing on the floor by the looks of things, just as JCT is in the photo in that pathetic article she's just brought out.
And yeah, definitely looks like there's a lot of skin/photoshop stuff going on there.

nope and nope
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: neo on January 23, 2005, 07:49:41 pm: Quote from: "Ian Hill"
Quote from: "dave"
well its the way she'd spanned out wide on overhanging rock and theres absolutley no tension in any muscles visible that makes it look odd to me.

in the previous shot before she steps on you can see there's a lot less tension...she's only got diddy muscles...

and is that online?
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Ian Hill on January 23, 2005, 08:18:58 pm: and is that online?[/quote]

nope...hardly worth working on and posting a pic of someone stood on the floor...
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: neo on January 23, 2005, 08:26:32 pm: Quote from: "Ian Hill"
and is that online?

nope...hardly worth working on and posting a pic of someone stood on the floor...[/quote]

guess that depends on who that person is, lol...

but seriously, it might help put that one into context...
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Bubba on January 24, 2005, 11:24:59 am: Quote from: "Ian Hill"
Quote from: "Bubba"
She's standing on the floor by the looks of things, just as JCT is in the photo in that pathetic article she's just brought out.
And yeah, definitely looks like there's a lot of skin/photoshop stuff going on there.

nope and nope

Ho hum, sorry - my bad. just looked a bit like the skin had been smoothed out - she's obviously just got good skin :lol:
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: dave on January 24, 2005, 11:30:58 am: maybe she bathes in climb-on?

or even asses milk. cue innuendo.
Title: Dead fit birds who go......Mountain Biking
Post by: Fj on January 24, 2005, 04:21:18 pm: Diversifying from the original slightly but worth a look, even if you're not into biking.

www.nikigudex.com
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: PaulJ on January 31, 2005, 11:00:36 pm: i canne belive she's supposed to be 43..?!?!?!!!!

she looks about 19........!!!
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Fiend on January 31, 2005, 11:13:27 pm: Paul, as I said in my post, Ian Hill has done something to smooth things out, whether that's photo settings or processing afterwards. GK looks nice but she doesn't look like that (although, regardless, she's a lovely person and someone whom I AM respectful of).
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Bubba on February 01, 2005, 06:12:43 am: Wish he'd make his mind up - he denied doing any of that further up the page :roll:
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Fiend on February 01, 2005, 09:42:09 am: Yer I saw, I'm not disbelieving him that the only processing smoothing was on the elbow, but there's something with the camera settings or whatever that makes the picture innaccurate in that aspect.

Not of course that it isn't a good picture if you like those close-ups, nor that GK isn't a dead fit bird of course =).
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Ian Hill on February 01, 2005, 06:35:58 pm: seems Feind knows more than me what I did to it

"something with the camera" ...isn't that the art of taking a good photo?

Quote from: "Bubba"
Wish he'd make his mind up - he denied doing any of that further up the page :roll:
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Bubba on February 01, 2005, 09:52:24 pm: Ah who cares - it's a good photo and I'm not fussed what's been done to it.

Are we going to ge getting a UK Stone Nudes then?
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: a dense loner on February 01, 2005, 10:25:12 pm: i fuckin hope not
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Jim on February 02, 2005, 06:46:29 am: your not still upset cos they didn't do a male stone nudes calender are you dense?
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Bubba on February 02, 2005, 07:53:47 am: I'm sure that they used to do a male one....

Quote
Stone Nudes is a photographic project that captures the essense of the climbing spirit.

Errr. Yeah, right. If you say so.
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: a dense loner on February 02, 2005, 09:03:29 am: Stone Nudes is a photographic project that captures the essence of shit but we know it will sell media.
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Fiend on February 02, 2005, 09:50:54 am: LOL @ dense =).

I think there's unlikely to be a UK SN calender unless someone other than GK and Jude ~~and dense~~ is prepared to get their kit off...
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: dave on February 02, 2005, 10:13:01 am: didn't mike robertson or someone down south do some kinda colour stone nudes ting last year? Actaully i don't know wny I'm asking that, cos i know for a fact they did.
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: AndyR on February 02, 2005, 11:04:02 am: Quote from: "dave"
didn't mike robertson or someone down south do some kinda colour stone nudes ting last year? Actaully i don't know wny I'm asking that, cos i know for a fact they did.

Yep - looked like the subjects were women who climb (or used to climb) down at the Bristol wall.
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Bubba on March 02, 2005, 10:22:53 am: I'm worried that this topics was on page two...

(http://www.merrickales.com/rockjam2005/DSC_7795.jpg)
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Johnny Brown on March 02, 2005, 12:55:13 pm: Can't argue with ferrets that do wild dynos. You go girl.
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: fatneck on March 15, 2005, 10:58:31 am: (http://ukbouldering.com/gallery/displayimage.php?album=84&pos=2)
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Bubba on March 15, 2005, 11:01:02 am: Erm, that's a bit small :lol:
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: fatneck on March 15, 2005, 11:03:55 am: I can't even view it yet!
Is it too small?
was a google find
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Johnny Brown on March 15, 2005, 11:15:40 am: Jeez. Looks like we may have exhausted the potential. :(
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: fatneck on March 15, 2005, 11:16:53 am: Or I just have bad taste to add to my woefull computer skills..... :cry:
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Carnage on March 20, 2005, 09:28:37 pm: Time to resurrect this................

[web]http://www.mitchleblanc.com/gal-show.php?img=images/climbing/018/P3190597.jpg[/web]

[web]http://www.mitchleblanc.com/gal-show.php?img=images/climbing/018/P3190602.jpg[/web]
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: JR on March 22, 2005, 11:34:09 am: who's this!?

bit muscley like, but....

(http://www.planetfear.com/includes/images/photos/fullsize/671.jpg)
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Dude on March 22, 2005, 12:40:47 pm: :D Nice training wall
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Percy B on March 23, 2005, 08:41:56 pm: That'll be Olga Bibek (from Russia) climbing at last weekends World Cup comp in Brum. Those things on her arms are called muscles, apparently.
:shock:
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: a dense loner on April 01, 2005, 08:05:14 pm: she looks a bit bored, bless. what are them muscles called on the front of her top?
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: saltbeef on April 04, 2005, 03:32:55 pm: pectoralis major and minor.
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: JR on April 05, 2005, 09:39:15 am: Quote from: "saltbeef"
pectoralis major and minor.

more the major me thinks!
Title: The best thread is back!
Post by: ras on May 08, 2005, 10:28:23 am: (http://www.needlesports.com/who/art/jude/judejesus.JPG)
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: webbo on May 09, 2005, 12:07:06 pm: why is she eating that metal thing.
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: AndyR on May 09, 2005, 12:38:41 pm: Quote from: "webbo"
why is she eating that metal thing.

She obviously learnt how to climb from reading 'Fawcett On Rock'.
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: DScuffle on May 10, 2005, 09:07:44 am: That's one extreme piercing :lol:
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: boulderingsam on May 10, 2005, 01:01:28 pm: is she SUCKING CHOCK ???
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Drew on May 12, 2005, 12:17:34 am: .
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Drew on May 12, 2005, 12:36:41 am: (http://www.mitchleblanc.com/images/climbing/020/P3290761.jpg)

She's definately my type

(http://www.mitchleblanc.com/images/climbing/020/P3290780.jpg)
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Carnage on May 12, 2005, 12:48:56 am: Haha, Sophie doing her best puppy dog expression.

Get yourself a plane ticket - She's single you know. And very fexible too.
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: a dense loner on May 12, 2005, 09:30:33 am: she works any hours?
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: account_inactive on May 12, 2005, 11:03:30 am: Will be there in September Stu so if speak ask her if she minds me getting a visa ;)
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Carnage on May 12, 2005, 11:27:13 pm: Heres a butt view-

[web]http://www.mitchleblanc.com/gal-show.php?img=images/climbing/027/P5101429.JPG[/web]

Dylan, I reckon she'd be into a guy like you so you never know. :wink:
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: account_inactive on May 13, 2005, 12:21:51 am: That's all I wanted to hear mate :)

Make sure she is primed for my visit. Does Aaron know her ?
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Carnage on May 13, 2005, 12:47:04 am: He might do. She was an X-Games junior champ and won a few of the bouldering leagues a while ago when Aaron was around -so possibly.

When are you over in Sept?
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: JR on May 25, 2005, 02:05:53 pm: Check this girl out...

She's just become the first person to climb all seven summits in a year, paid for daddy of course (who owns HSBC). Cheesy as fuck though, but you would ;-)

(http://www.annabellebond.com/picts/about_me/7.jpg)

(http://www.annabellebond.com/picts/about_me/2.jpg)

(http://www.annabellebond.com/picts/about_me/RedJacket.jpg)

(http://www.annabellebond.com/picts/ab-2.jpg)

(http://www.annabellebond.com/picts/Front-Small.jpg)
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: a dense loner on May 25, 2005, 02:52:11 pm: amazing what money can do
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: dave on May 25, 2005, 02:54:25 pm: what's she ever done at the tor?
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Obi-Wan is lost... on May 25, 2005, 02:56:01 pm: Quote from: "JR"
but you would ;-)

Old enough to be your mum JR, shame on you.

Buy her one of these. (http://everafterstore.com/cgi-bin/image/templates/G201ILUVMEMIRROR.jpg) seems like the type of girl.
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: SA Chris on May 25, 2005, 03:16:18 pm: She may have done the 7 summits, but I doubt she appreciates the nuances of a fine sloper.

Or has been on the sharp end of that rope she is so lovingly caressing.

Just shows what you can do with sufficient cash.
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Fiend on May 25, 2005, 03:38:12 pm: This has anything to do with climbing?
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Paz on May 25, 2005, 03:45:21 pm: I know what you mean but it's still active rest or cross training. Mountaineering, not ****ing
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: JR on May 25, 2005, 03:46:12 pm: Quote from: "Obi-Wan is lost..."
Quote from: "JR"
but you would ;-)

Old enough to be your mum JR, shame on you.

Imagine that :D , all you boys after my mother!

she is only 15 years older than me, though i guess in derby 15 is getting old for being a mum nowadays.

IT girls suck (I wish), wannabe IT girls suck even more.... :wink:
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: JR on May 25, 2005, 03:50:02 pm: Quote from: "Fiend"
This has anything to do with climbing?

i think it fulfills the thread title?

A fit bird that goes climbing?

No-ones gonna argue that climbing everest is climbing (even though she was dragged up by some guide.)

I reckon she'd be keen to come to stanage with us!?
[schild=1 fontcolor=000000 shadowcolor=C0C0C0 shieldshadow=1]I wish[/schild]
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Fiend on May 25, 2005, 04:04:44 pm: Dead Cheesy Bints Who Go Hillwalking In The Cold :roll:
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Carnage on May 26, 2005, 06:56:46 am: And to get this thread back on track............

I think she fell asleep. But then Sissy can do that to you...........

[web]http://www.mitchleblanc.com/gal-show.php?img=images/climbing/029/P5241520.JPG[/web]

[web]http://www.mitchleblanc.com/gal-show.php?img=images/climbing/029/P5241526.JPG[/web]
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: cowboyhat on May 26, 2005, 11:57:52 am: Quote
Dead Cheesy Bints Who Go Hillwalking In The Cold

Not cheesy; Sloane. They don't know what cheesy is, and certainly wouldn't believe or care that any of the proletariate could view them with disdain.
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: account_inactive on May 26, 2005, 12:18:11 pm: Quote from: "cowboyhat"
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Dead Cheesy Bints Who Go Hillwalking In The Cold

Not cheesy; Sloane. They don't know what cheesy is, and certainly wouldn't believe or care that any of the proletariate could view them with disdain.

Those painy fumes getting to you mate :wink:
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: unclesomebody on May 26, 2005, 02:21:06 pm: why do women always get these super close spots? Are they made of glass or something? It's a worldwide phenomenon. Can't they just fall off and stand up, brush themselves down and try again?
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: dave on May 26, 2005, 02:26:29 pm: look at it from the spotters point of view.
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: unclesomebody on May 26, 2005, 02:35:24 pm: what? they're desperate and that's the only way they can get close to a girl?
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: webbo on May 26, 2005, 02:49:21 pm: maybe they are practicing for when they come up to yorkshire.
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: JR on May 26, 2005, 02:51:49 pm: keith 'hunk' bradbury hey.... ;-)

I bet everyone here's done it at some point...
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Paz on May 26, 2005, 03:41:41 pm: Aah, the old Yorkshire Power Spot.
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: saltbeef on May 26, 2005, 04:02:55 pm: it's how dalvinder did brad pitt. (slanderous!)
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: AndyR on May 26, 2005, 04:17:43 pm: Quote from: "unclesomebody"
what? they're desperate and that's the only way they can get close to a girl?

[boldering.com] Close-spotting hot chicks makes me horny [/boldering.com]
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: andy higginson on May 26, 2005, 05:21:27 pm: Quote
it's how dalvinder did brad pitt. (slanderous!)

libellous actually...
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: a dense loner on May 26, 2005, 06:02:47 pm: i must have a very good sense of humour
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Stubbs on June 14, 2005, 05:27:32 pm: http://www.freakclimbing.com/Freak/Maja%20Vidmar/

Pretty ugly :shock:
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: JR on June 14, 2005, 05:46:37 pm: more labels than gresham!

fit though, as long as she's old enough!
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Bubba on June 14, 2005, 05:50:13 pm: It's ok, she's 19.
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Obi-Wan is lost... on June 14, 2005, 10:42:27 pm: Whats with the long face? Maybe she's related to the show pony?
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: andy_e on June 15, 2005, 11:05:42 am: have you seen that Deila Ojeda (sp?) in the new issue of climb? cruising an F8a+... nice.
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Carnage on June 17, 2005, 12:33:47 am: (http://www.8a.nu/cgi-bin/scorecard/pics/presentation/resize/resize1117972879)
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: r-man on June 17, 2005, 12:55:41 am: ...not quite! there should be a .jpg at the end of the file name. Sometimes you need to scroll down in the properties box as the end part can be hidden.
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Carnage on June 17, 2005, 02:36:10 am: (http://www.8a.nu/cgi-bin/scorecard/pics/presentation/resize/resize1117972879_9030.jpg)

Oops- Fixed now (Thanks Robin)

Hot picture....................not so hot in real life :(
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: AndyR on July 14, 2005, 10:15:05 am: I'm sure those saddoes amongst us who look at b.com have already seen these, but thought it worth linking anyway.....

(http://www.gundersonphoto.com/albums/sam_centex_pmfb/jeezer1.jpg)
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: dobbin on July 14, 2005, 10:36:13 am: that looks well like Mallorca
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: AndyR on July 14, 2005, 10:42:51 am: Quote from: "dobbin"
that looks well like Mallorca

I don't think you could be further from the truth I'm afraid - 'tis in Texas I believe.
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Falling Down on July 14, 2005, 07:19:59 pm: Quote from: "AndyR"
Quote from: "dobbin"
that looks well like Mallorca

I don't think you could be further from the truth I'm afraid - 'tis in Texas I believe.

Did you see the one in the yellow and orange bikini... why can't my climbing partner look like that insteand of a foul-mouthed, psychopathic, speccy, ginger skinhead pot bellied lunatic (sorry Martin).... almost makes you think about moving to Texas.
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Carnage on July 14, 2005, 11:20:12 pm: Quote from: "Falling Down"
Quote from: "AndyR"
Quote from: "dobbin"
that looks well like Mallorca

I don't think you could be further from the truth I'm afraid - 'tis in Texas I believe.

Did you see the one in the yellow and orange bikini... why can't my climbing partner look like that insteand of a foul-mouthed, psychopathic, speccy, ginger skinhead pot bellied lunatic (sorry Martin).... almost makes you think about moving to Texas.

Its pics like this that make you think again tho...

(http://www.0friction.com/pix_51/zero_friction_pic_12821.jpg)
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: a dense loner on July 15, 2005, 09:03:15 am: that must be martin. am quite sure that girl wouldn't be able to lift the gun any higher, as for aiming n shooting she'd be in hospital having her shoulder reconstructed, if she was insured
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Bubba on July 15, 2005, 09:11:17 am: :lol: I bet she can shoot the shit out of stuff. Shotgun kickback is ok if you know what you're doing...
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: AndyR on July 15, 2005, 09:55:22 am: Quote from: "Falling Down"

Did you see the one in the yellow and orange bikini... why can't my climbing partner look like that insteand of a foul-mouthed, psychopathic, speccy, ginger skinhead pot bellied lunatic (sorry Martin).... almost makes you think about moving to Texas.

:lol: :lol:

Yeah, I see where you're coming from!
What Martin lacks in looks, he makes up for in swearing.....
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: a dense loner on July 15, 2005, 10:42:49 am: she can shoot at me anytime, n i may even ask her to bring the gun
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: AndyR on August 26, 2005, 12:18:38 pm: Thought this thread could do with a kick up the backside...

(http://forums.climbing.com/photopost/data/503/medium/615Gen_Bennett_Searching_for_the_hand_in_Tulum_Mexico.jpg)

(http://forums.climbing.com/photopost/data/503/medium/615Shek_O_Gen_Bennett.jpg)
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: a dense loner on August 26, 2005, 03:40:53 pm: that second shot is more posed than an ote cover
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: clm on August 27, 2005, 09:06:23 pm: wot do you mean??
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: cowboyhat on September 01, 2005, 02:51:50 pm: As flashheart would say, 'who is THAT?'
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Jim on September 01, 2005, 03:17:38 pm: Woof
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: AndyR on September 20, 2005, 10:25:49 am: For the sake of people who don't waste their life looking at b.com.......

(http://www.udini.de/gallery/spain/Psicobloc2005/images/Nora_BigXXL09.jpg)
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Dave Flanagan on September 20, 2005, 10:27:28 am: Quote from: "AndyR"
For the sake of people who don't waste their life looking at b.com.......

(http://www.udini.de/gallery/spain/Psicobloc2005/images/Nora_BigXXL09.jpg)

and more to the point

(http://www.udini.de/gallery/spain/Psicobloc2005/images/Nora_BigXXL03.jpg)
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Fiend on September 20, 2005, 10:58:08 am: Hope the anorexic chick has waterproof mascara :o
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Fingers of a Martyr on September 20, 2005, 01:43:56 pm: Quote from: "Dave Flanagan"
Quote from: "AndyR"
For the sake of people who don't waste their life looking at b.com.......

(http://www.udini.de/gallery/spain/Psicobloc2005/images/Nora_BigXXL09.jpg)

and more to the point

(http://www.udini.de/gallery/spain/Psicobloc2005/images/Nora_BigXXL03.jpg)

very, very nice :o :D
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Obi-Wan is lost... on September 20, 2005, 03:32:38 pm: Blimey. :shock: Not sure if that is work safe...if you look closely enough. :D
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Falling Down on September 20, 2005, 04:43:14 pm: Quote from: "Obi-Wan is lost..."
Blimey. :shock:

Couldn't have put it better myself
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Stubbs on September 20, 2005, 05:09:30 pm: Quote from: "Fiend"
Hope the anorexic chick has waterproof mascara :o

She looks pretty healthy to me - do you prefer the fuller figure Fiend?
:wink:
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Rico on September 20, 2005, 05:31:49 pm: Quote from: "Stubbs"
Quote from: "Fiend"
Hope the anorexic chick has waterproof mascara :o

She looks pretty healthy to me - do you prefer the fuller figure Fiend?
:wink:

Could always start a Ã¢â‚¬ËœDead fat birds who mince about eating Maltesers' thread if so.

Or get a job in my office. It's fatty heaven.

Dammit.
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Yossarian on September 20, 2005, 05:35:56 pm: Quote
Could always start a Ã¢â‚¬ËœDead fat birds who mince about eating Maltesers' thread if so.

you forgot "and drinking diet coke..."
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Rico on September 20, 2005, 06:55:20 pm: Quote from: "Yossarian"
you forgot "and drinking diet coke..."

Diet Coke does cancel out all other calorie intake though, doesn't it?

Like anything with 'Weightwatchers' written on it.
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Yossarian on September 20, 2005, 07:39:58 pm: diet coke is the tip of the iceberg. celery is far worse. all the fat chicks in my office are still firm believers in the (obviously ridiculous) notion that eating celery burns more calories than it provides. the fact that they spread the celery thickly with philadelphia and peanut butter appears to make no difference either - i think they're convinced that the mere presence of a tiny chunk of celery in their enormous guts will somehow magic away all those nasty calories...
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: dave on September 20, 2005, 07:49:36 pm: Quote from: "Yossarian"
all the fat chicks in my office are still firm believers in the (obviously ridiculous) notion that eating celery burns more calories than it provides. the fact that they spread the celery thickly with philadelphia and peanut butter appears to make no difference either - i think they're convinced that the mere presence of a tiny chunk of celery in their enormous guts will somehow magic away all those nasty calories...

all the fat chicks in my office seem to fret about the fact that they had half a bag of maltesers last week as if thats what makes em fat, and go out of their way to buy "count on us" low fat crisps and shit like that. Doesn't seem to dawn on them that the fact they eat the diet of a 1950s footballer yet do no excersise whatsoever probably isn't helping matters.
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Rico on September 21, 2005, 08:31:00 am: One of our lardy birds came in with a weightwatchers lasagna that was allegedly Ã¢â‚¬Ëœfor one' yesterday. I'd like to know one what cos she had to adjust the shelves in the fridge to fit it in.

But the worst ever was our ex-receptionist who, and you'll like this, maintained that she was on a strict diet whilst also being a member of a chocolate tasting club. :?

All of this whilst still wearing clothes she presumably bought when she was 16 (years old).
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Fiend on September 21, 2005, 11:28:15 am: Ehhhhhh it's not about my personal taste in chicks, just that this thread is, as I said before, "Dead skinny birds who go climbing", just seems skewed towards people who look unhealthily thin - like the girl in the cave with thighs that look more like calves.

Anyway, nuff said. That there's any chickage going on at all is what's important.
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Bubba on September 21, 2005, 11:31:46 am: Cave girl has a similar figure to my g/f - yeah, she's thin but not skinny and certainly not anorexic.

On a climbing forum you're bound to get mainly thin people being pictured - I'm sure a general "hot chicks" topic would/might? be different. And no, that doesn't mean start one up!
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Fingers of a Martyr on September 21, 2005, 01:51:32 pm: Quote from: "Bubba"
Cave girl has a similar figure to my g/f - yeah, she's thin but not skinny and certainly not anorexic.

On a climbing forum you're bound to get mainly thin people being pictured - I'm sure a general "hot chicks" topic would/might? be different. And no, that doesn't mean start one up!

there's already been one
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Jim on September 21, 2005, 03:26:29 pm: Quote from: "Bubba"
On a climbing forum you're bound to get mainly thin people being pictured

It's no wonder I'm not famous :wink:
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Bubba on September 21, 2005, 07:09:25 pm: And why you don't see too many piccys of my rather large form huffing it's way up the rock :lol:
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Carnage on September 22, 2005, 12:16:37 am: (http://www.8a.nu/cgi-bin/scorecard/pics/presentation/resize/resize1127283712_9737.jpg)
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Bubba on September 22, 2005, 07:38:14 am: Is that Tamara Beckwith?
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Falling Down on September 23, 2005, 10:28:13 am: Quote from: "Bubba"
Is that Tamara Beckwith?

I thought it was one of Fiends lead minatures.. she has the look of elven archer about her
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: AndyR on October 05, 2005, 02:12:50 pm: A typical scene in glenmacnass....

(http://photos.rockclimbing.com/photos//572/57241.jpg)
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Obi-Wan is lost... on October 05, 2005, 04:38:32 pm: Any particular reason you didn't include any of their faces in the shot? Maybe it's cos they are all swamp donkeys. :D
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: AndyR on October 05, 2005, 05:57:16 pm: More to do with the fact it isn't my photo....
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Control freak on October 08, 2005, 12:30:04 am: Whilst not strictly climbing in this picture she is pretty hot and she does climb. Mr Obi Wan - I've seen this look in a womans eyes before when looking at small children. Be afraid...

(http://photos.troughton.org/imagedb/2005/08/200508cj19_260k.jpg)
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Control freak on October 08, 2005, 12:30:58 am: PS - nice pics by the way.
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Johnny Brown on December 01, 2005, 10:08:51 am: Someone had to do it. Sorry :lol:
(http://webzoom.freewebs.com/astrecks/Misc/hervey.jpg)
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Bubba on December 01, 2005, 10:13:20 am: Not surprised she's grabbing the gear like that when she's obviously 200ft up with, gasp! NO ROPE !!!
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: andy_e on December 01, 2005, 10:19:35 am: gotta love that blue screen effect
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Fiend on December 01, 2005, 12:05:09 pm: Quote
Sorry

Indeed :x
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: tommytwotone on December 01, 2005, 01:33:34 pm: i had this brought in for me by one of the guys at work.

He now thinks there are lots of girls who look like this who climb.

This, alongside Leo on Top Gear the other week, it giving my workmates a twisted view of climbing... :roll:

In the article she says that apparently she climbs at indoor walls in London - when I bump into her I'll let you all know, but don't hold your breath.
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: cowboyhat on December 01, 2005, 06:01:09 pm: Did you buy the hate on sunday ansel?
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Johnny Brown on December 01, 2005, 06:07:49 pm: Nah, don't be daft, I nicked the link off a thread on cocktalk :wink:
Haven't you seen her down the castle?
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Doylo on December 01, 2005, 06:15:28 pm: woof woof
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: cowboyhat on December 01, 2005, 06:25:30 pm: No but I did see her doing a photo shoot in Ingestre Place the other day. Usually get the odd attraction down the castle though - always a few euro's and examples of the girl who was a plain geek at school but now she has gone to uni, is hanging out with like-minded geek boys who've managed to get her to 'have a go at rock climbing' and all the time non of them have noticed that she's turning into a thoroughbred.
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Bubba on December 01, 2005, 09:34:14 pm: I'm sure Ms Hervey will only be appearing on climbing walls in exclusive gyms, she's hardly going to be mixing it with commoners at the public walls.
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: SA Chris on December 02, 2005, 08:29:00 am: Or even outdoors, heaven forbid.
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Yossarian on December 02, 2005, 08:37:05 am: Quote from: "Bubba"
I'm sure Ms Hervey will only be appearing on climbing walls in exclusive gyms, she's hardly going to be mixing it with commoners at the public walls.

there is a climbing wall at the third space actually - http://www.thethirdspace.com/fitness/climbing.aspx

it's actually a very cool gym, but unbelievably expensive and populated mainly by wankers. they've even got a hypoxic chamber, so you can simulate wanking at altitude.
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: SA Chris on December 02, 2005, 09:07:32 am: "It's about determination and focus, strength, fitness and flexibility"

Who writes this horseshit?
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Johnny Brown on December 02, 2005, 10:10:05 am: Quote
examples of the girl who was a plain geek at school but now she has gone to uni, is hanging out with like-minded geek boys who've managed to get her to 'have a go at rock climbing' and all the time non of them have noticed that she's turning into a thoroughbred.

:lol: :lol: I think you may be underestimating the lads though...

Quote
they've even got a hypoxic chamber, so you can simulate wanking at altitude.

Genius :lol:
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: tommytwotone on December 02, 2005, 10:49:29 am: Ã‚Â£111 a month???

that's got to be some seriously blinging wall for that amount of dollar.
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Yossarian on December 02, 2005, 11:42:59 am: it is so blinging that you need to wear ski goggles to protect yourself from the dazzling chrome and glass. the climbing wall is in a kind of glass box thing, and it goes up about 3 stories i think, so you can watch gordon ramsay sweating on the rowing machine next door while you're top-roping. there is a glass floored exercise room above the swimming pool, so you get a nice view of girls in skimpy bikinis when your wing-chun partner gets you in a half nelson on the floor. and if you like wheatgrass juice then you're in luck, because that's all the cafe appears to sell...
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: clm on December 04, 2005, 11:21:44 am: i like the way she is reenacting the first ascent of linden with a sporty twist. Knows her stuff...
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Obi-Wan is lost... on December 05, 2005, 12:06:22 am: Quote
The hypoxic chamber offers a unique environment for those who are preparing to compete at altitude or for the general fitness user. The chamber works by reducing the quantity of circulating oxygen from normal levels of between 20% and 21% to levels between 14%-16%, which is equivalent to an altitude of 7,000 Ã¢â‚¬â€œ 9,000 feet.
Umm, wouldn't breathing into a paper bag achieve the same effect? :roll:
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: inn wislon on December 05, 2005, 07:06:23 pm: (http://www.acopausa.com/IMG/Full_Alli_3.jpg)
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Johnny Brown on December 05, 2005, 07:12:25 pm: I think faces are a pre-requisite here, that could be a bloke.
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: inn wislon on December 05, 2005, 07:17:04 pm: (http://www.acopausa.com/IMG/Full_Alli_1.jpg)

fair point.....I think this position would be pretty painfull/impossible for me....
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: a dense loner on December 05, 2005, 08:10:10 pm: has she been airlifted into that position? she couldn't be any cleaner
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: inn wislon on December 05, 2005, 08:33:29 pm: are you suggesting that she might not have done this particularly hard climb?

:wink:
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: SA Chris on December 06, 2005, 08:39:13 am: That's come colour co-ordination going on! I wonder if she has complete climbing outfits, including harness and rockboots?

Rock looks a bit shite.
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Bubba on December 06, 2005, 08:42:17 am: Yeah, the rock looks foul.
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: a dense loner on December 06, 2005, 08:57:50 am: forget about the facts, instinct hercule, instinct :lol:
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: webbo on December 06, 2005, 09:04:53 am: she must be good as she's managed to tape up and change her hairstyle on route.
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: AndyR on December 06, 2005, 10:16:43 am: Quote from: "webbo"
she must be good as she's managed to tape up and change her hairstyle on route.

And change her shoes.
That all said, she still meets the criteria for inclusion on this thread though...

Probably not fat enough for fiendy though.
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Obi-Wan is lost... on December 06, 2005, 10:42:28 am: Quote from: "AndyR"

That all said, she still meets the criteria for inclusion on this thread though...
Not in this one she doesn't...(http://www.acopausa.com/IMG/Full_Alli_4.jpg) looks like one of Fiendy's trolls.
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Stubbs on December 12, 2005, 03:52:03 pm: Revival. Stolen from a link from B.com
(http://www.knowchaos.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/IMG_1477_web.jpg)
(http://www.knowchaos.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/IMG_1492_web.jpg)
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: unclesomebody on December 12, 2005, 04:31:19 pm: when did the title of this thread change to "girls who might actually be young boys who go climbing"

remember the important bit of this thread is the word "fit".
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: fatboySlimfast on December 12, 2005, 06:13:07 pm: When did a couple of street urchins from a local am dram production of oliver become fit birds?
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Fingers of a Martyr on December 12, 2005, 08:10:47 pm: :lol: :lol: :lol:

the one on the left looks like steve mclure!
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: andy_e on December 12, 2005, 08:21:17 pm: (http://www.lisaannhorst.com/pages/photos/sports6.jpg)
(http://www.lisaannhorst.com/pages/photos/sports5.jpg)
(http://www.lisaannhorst.com/pages/photos/sports12.jpg)
may already have been mentioned?
http://www.liasannhorst.com
some golfy girl
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Bubba on December 12, 2005, 09:36:51 pm: Quote from: "unclesomebody"
when did the title of this thread change to "girls who might actually be young boys who go climbing"

remember the important bit of this thread is the word "fit".

:lol:

exactly, and just coz they're skinny doesn't mean they're fit ffs.
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Obi-Wan is lost... on December 12, 2005, 10:47:47 pm: Quote from: "andi_e"
(http://www.lisaannhorst.com/pages/photos/sports5.jpg)

Isn't that a mullet?
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Falling Down on December 12, 2005, 11:02:57 pm: Quote from: "Stubbs"
Revival. Stolen from a link from B.com
(http://www.knowchaos.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/IMG_1477_web.jpg)

Shurley this picture should be on the 'Shit isn't that...' thread with Jai from Ron Ely era Tarzan ???
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Obi-Wan is lost... on December 12, 2005, 11:13:41 pm: Boys. It's time to get this thread back on track...

(http://climbing.com/current/jutta.jpg)
(http://www.sharpendbooks.com/cals/2006/jul06.jpg)
(http://www.sharpendbooks.com/cals/2006/mar06.jpg)
(http://www.sharpendbooks.com/cals/2000/nov00.jpg) :shock:
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: SA Chris on December 13, 2005, 08:47:37 am: Quote from: "gruff"
I'd carry on, but well, I can't be sacked. See:

http://sharpendbooks.com/cals/2004/

http://sharpendbooks.com/cals/2005/

http://sharpendbooks.com/cals/2006/

You might as well as those links don't work. :roll:
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Stubbs on December 13, 2005, 08:56:36 am: Ok sorry, so my personal tastes obviously veer more towards anorexic street urchins than most, i will try to redeem myself with these from the rather excellent http://www.ladzinski.com

(http://www.ladzinski.com/images/colette12b-2.jpg)

(http://www.ladzinski.com/images/emilyHarrington-3.jpg)

(http://www.ladzinski.com/images/emilyHarrington-zulu-5.jpg)
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Obi-Wan is lost... on December 13, 2005, 09:13:11 am: Looks like we [edit: temporarily] busted sharpendbooks.com.

Quote from: "Stubbs"
Ok sorry, so my personal tastes obviously veer more towards anorexic street urchins than most, i will try to redeem myself...

Well redeemed Stubbs, no-one could call this lass anorexic. :shock:
(http://www.ladzinski.com/images/misty3.jpg)
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: AndyR on December 13, 2005, 10:02:00 am: Good find Stubbo - personally I thought the anorexic waifs were quite fit, but I guess there's no accounting for taste.....
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: irish si on December 13, 2005, 10:08:14 am: the top one is a good friend of mine stubbs
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: SA Chris on December 13, 2005, 10:12:02 am: good friend, or "good friend"?

Depending on your response, either

get in there my son, or
You lucky bastard.
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Stubbs on December 13, 2005, 11:48:20 am: Quote from: "irish si"
the top one is a good friend of mine stubbs

Cool, it's an awesome picture, love the position and the vivid blues vs. the orange of the rock.
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Duma on December 13, 2005, 12:25:05 pm: Quote from: "Stubbs"
Quote from: "irish si"
the top one is a good friend of mine stubbs

Cool, it's an awesome picture, love the position and the vivid blues vs. the orange of the rock.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: SA Chris on December 13, 2005, 01:12:06 pm: Quote from: "gruff"
Do those links work for anyone lese? They seem to be working for me. I'll post up if not.

g

Work OK for me now, didn't earlier.

(http://sharpendbooks.com/cals/2000/jul00.jpg)

Does anyone else feel like Austin Powers going through his fantasy ticklist?
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: AndyR on December 13, 2005, 01:54:01 pm: Quote from: "SA Chris"

Does anyone else feel like Austin Powers going through his fantasy ticklist?

Yes, I see what you mean.

Think the one on the left below has a high enough BMI even for fiendy...

(http://www.women-outdoors.org/WO_Climbing.gif)
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: AndyR on December 13, 2005, 02:01:55 pm: OK - sorry for that.

(http://www.czechclimbing.com/fotos/reference/fil_3570.jpg)

(http://www.czechclimbing.com/fotos/reference/fil_2953.jpg)
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: foxgt on December 13, 2005, 02:08:15 pm: wow
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Stubbs on December 13, 2005, 02:27:52 pm: Quote from: "Duma"

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Oh come on, it was at least half convincing :wink:
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Yossarian on December 13, 2005, 02:32:52 pm: i found this lovely lady and wasn't going to share her. but then i decided that it's nearly xmas and i shouldn't be so selfish. if anyone wants to get in touch with her send me a PM and i will furnish you with her email address.

(http://www.candythief.com/images/FH.jpg)
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Bonjoy on December 13, 2005, 02:39:38 pm: I see she's sporting a 'Keith' :lol:
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: AndyR on December 13, 2005, 02:40:08 pm: She's a little cracker. :lol:
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Nige C on December 13, 2005, 02:50:48 pm: Quote from: "irish si"
the top one is a good friend of mine stubbs

Not the one you've been trotting halfway around the globe after by any chance Si??? :D
You home for xmas? Have a whole valley of undeveloped boulders that I discovered last time I was home.....will require some help.

Nige
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Sypeland on December 13, 2005, 02:55:11 pm: It's the skillfull way I clamp my penis betwixt my buttocks so as to form the perfect camels toe!

Where as you Yossarian, better watch out............big boy!
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Yossarian on December 13, 2005, 02:58:15 pm: are you going to set your spotter on me?
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Sypeland on December 13, 2005, 03:00:14 pm: Quote from: "Yossarian"
are you going to set your spotter on me?

Jon? No he's all mine!
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Yossarian on December 13, 2005, 03:01:54 pm: that is a great expression on your face. i wonder if i can put it anywhere else...
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: SA Chris on December 13, 2005, 03:11:10 pm: "Where did you get that bank expression on your face" (ps it's a line from a Specials song andi, look it up!)

Somehow the words "The horror, the horror" don't quite sum up that photo.
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Sypeland on December 13, 2005, 03:14:25 pm: Quote from: "Yossarian"
that is a great expression on your face. i wonder if i can put it anywhere else...

Probably, but why would you want to?
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Yossarian on December 13, 2005, 03:18:04 pm: because i can't find any good pictures of sloper...
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Bonjoy on December 13, 2005, 03:49:38 pm: How about this one?
(http://ukbouldering.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10069/2005_0314Image0046edit.jpg)
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Yossarian on December 13, 2005, 04:15:56 pm: one in each hole - lovely!
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: andy_e on December 13, 2005, 04:45:37 pm: each hole's a goal!
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Yossarian on December 13, 2005, 05:29:12 pm: Today's beauty is Thomasina. She is 39 with a 36in bust and likes to go rock climbing. "I started climbing mainly to find myself a man, but now I'm hooked. Sometimes my nipples rub on the rock which is quite kinky. I am also my more flexible than I used to be, and can now get into all sorts of positions - know what i mean?" Yes we do Thomasina! Now, lets see if you can touch your toes...

(http://www.candythief.com/images/sloper.jpg)
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Fiend on December 13, 2005, 07:58:15 pm: This thread has turned particularly flaccidising recently :shock:
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Fingers of a Martyr on December 13, 2005, 08:29:26 pm: that is wrong :lol:
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: fatboySlimfast on December 13, 2005, 09:03:37 pm: .......just plain wrong
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: foxgt on December 14, 2005, 09:07:40 am: r there no women who climb on ere
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Fiend on December 14, 2005, 09:17:40 am: There's a strong girl on here....
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: a dense loner on December 14, 2005, 09:18:34 am: a couple who haven't been on recently, n maybe some who hide behind a masculine name. don't let yourself be fooled i know loads of people that visit every day n have never wrote anything
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: LucyB on December 14, 2005, 07:06:55 pm: hello

I often browse this thread in the hope that I'll see myself one day, but no-one has posted any piccies of me.

Okay, there may be a reason for that....... I'm just trying too hard in all my piccies, I can't look all pretty and girly when I'm gurning!! :lol:
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: andy_e on December 14, 2005, 07:41:14 pm: on a completely different topic to the post above, i found this sweet chick (p.s sorry about the small picture size):
(http://82.112.121.20/profiles/images/lucy_prof.jpg)
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Fiend on December 14, 2005, 08:13:13 pm: Quote from: "LucyA"
I often browse this thread in the hope that I'll see myself one day, but no-one has posted any piccies of me.

LOL, that would come across as a bit hopeful....except that you are a fit bird....

If you had some more obvious photos online other than the UKC ones, I'm sure you'd have been "done" pages ago...

We need a Dead Fit British Birds who go climbing sub-thread I think :wink:
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: LucyB on December 14, 2005, 08:23:55 pm: Quote from: "Fiend"
LOL, that would come across as a bit hopeful

Hee hee, I did say there might be a reason why I'm not on here...
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: dave on December 14, 2005, 10:43:51 pm: Quote from: "LucyA"
hello

I often browse this thread in the hope that I'll see myself one day, but no-one has posted any piccies of me.

Okay, there may be a reason for that....... I'm just trying too hard in all my piccies, I can't look all pretty and girly when I'm gurning!! :lol:

you're obviously not hanging around with the right kinda photographer (http://www.stonenudes.com/2005_gal3.html).
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: andy_e on December 15, 2005, 10:12:56 am: http://www.ukclimbing.com/images/dbpage.html?id=22334
http://www.ukclimbing.com/images/dbpage.html?id=19928
she's quite nice
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: AndyR on December 15, 2005, 10:30:14 am: Quote from: "Fiend"

We need a Dead Fit British Birds who go climbing sub-thread I think :wink:

If you read CLIMB, then I think Lucy Creamer is the only woman who climbs in the whole of the UK - could make your thread rather short......
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Yossarian on December 15, 2005, 10:43:03 am: and she's not that fit...
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: AndyR on December 15, 2005, 10:57:31 am: Quote from: "Fiend"
deleted

:?: You mean FH isn't the only trans-sexual in the UK climbing community?
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Jonny Raymen on December 15, 2005, 04:03:54 pm: any better?

(http://img2.postimage.org/136917/17.jpg) (http://img2.postimage.org/sports/bouldering/136917/17.html)
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Bubba on December 15, 2005, 08:57:42 pm: We've already had her before - imho she's the topic winner so far.
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Jonny Raymen on December 15, 2005, 09:32:53 pm: Apparently these ladies have been spotted on a DR mobile wall, do they qualify?
(http://img2.postimage.org/137891/brunottibabes.jpg) (http://img2.postimage.org/sports/bouldering/137891/brunottibabes.html)
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Huffy on December 15, 2005, 09:33:49 pm: Shes pretty hot...
(http://img469.imageshack.us/img469/2973/uglyprofdococ6om.jpg)
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: dobbin on December 15, 2005, 10:00:06 pm: Those hands are no stranger to a CoC I'd wager :lol: :wink:
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Obi-Wan is lost... on December 15, 2005, 11:45:37 pm: Quote from: "Bubba"
We've already had her before
speak for yerself Bubba, was she any good? :D
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Control freak on December 16, 2005, 01:22:24 am: Quote from: "Jonny Raymen"
any better?

(http://img2.postimage.org/136917/17.jpg) (http://img2.postimage.org/sports/bouldering/136917/17.html)

(http://usera.imagecave.com/nick_fletcher/climbing/79.jpg)

You know - I had no idea Gaz would look so good with a blonde wig on :wink:

Has anyone ever seen them in the same room together...
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: andy_e on December 16, 2005, 09:21:42 am: wow, i wish i could stand on a vertical wall like those people in that picture!

from the very same website:
(http://www.boulderinguk.com/images/569.jpg)
(http://www.boulderinguk.com/images/583.jpg)
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: fatneck on December 16, 2005, 01:52:13 pm: Never posted on this topic before, but found this beauty on FSA...

(http://img2.postimage.org/139430/sarah_1.jpg) (http://img2.postimage.org/sports/bouldering/139430/sarah_1.html)
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Fiend on December 16, 2005, 03:14:21 pm: Pah, she is neither fat, not sloper!
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: ferret on December 16, 2005, 05:51:25 pm: (http://img2.postimage.org/140060/Shannon1.jpg) (http://img2.postimage.org/sports/bouldering/140060/Shannon1.html)
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Fiend on December 16, 2005, 06:55:22 pm: Quote from: "Jonny Raymen"
any better?

(http://img2.postimage.org/136917/17.jpg) (http://img2.postimage.org/sports/bouldering/136917/17.html)

Let's see...

So skinny her calves are the same size as most climber's forearms - check.
Blonde - check.
Ridiculously tanned - check.
Almost certainly american - check.
Gurning like a constipated baboon despite being on a jug/footledge combo on a slab - check.

Seems right to me yes okay she is hot though.

Now to derail the topic further...

Quote from: "Huffy"
(http://img469.imageshack.us/img469/2973/uglyprofdococ6om.jpg)

Hmmmm

(http://ruthlessreviews.com/pics4/bm/bm3.jpg)

Seperated at birth :wink:
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: cowboyhat on December 16, 2005, 09:30:18 pm: (http://img2.postimage.org/140657/594.jpg) (http://img2.postimage.org/sports/bouldering/140657/594.html)

Does this belong to anyone?
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: andy_e on December 16, 2005, 09:45:34 pm: Quote from: "cowboyhat"
(http://img2.postimage.org/140657/594.jpg) (http://img2.postimage.org/sports/bouldering/140657/594.html)

Does this belong to anyone?

no, but i'll claim her if no-one else does :wink:
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: inn wislon on December 17, 2005, 03:15:18 pm: (http://moneyfreepr0n.girlstested.com/t4_018-15.jpg)

now, is that just blatently harvested from a pr0n site? Is she actually climbing? And do you care?

Oddly when I found that I also found this....

(http://blogging.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/nature5_1.jpg)
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Fiend on December 17, 2005, 05:44:45 pm: What is that CHOSS she's climbing?? Someone I never envisaged teen pr0nlets being that keen on what looks like strictly Fowler territory...
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Yossarian on December 17, 2005, 08:50:52 pm: maybe the toothless FOAM is standing just out of shot and she's trying to escape. or r-man has just accused her of stealing his tripod and she's making a quick getaway...
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Bubba on December 17, 2005, 10:07:36 pm: (http://fhg.nakedway.com/photos/f5/set002_01.jpg)
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Fiend on December 17, 2005, 10:12:12 pm: BLOODY TOP-ROPING SCUM.

SOMEONE FETCH ME SLOPER, A KNIFE, AND A MEGAPHONE!
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Bubba on December 17, 2005, 10:31:14 pm: (http://superfemmes.free.fr/pic6.jpg)
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: fatboySlimfast on December 18, 2005, 10:34:38 am: take in a bit
I said take in a bit
TAKE IN!!!!!!
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: dave on December 18, 2005, 11:02:34 am: i never realised the string on tampons were that long.
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: old cheese on December 21, 2005, 01:22:37 pm: lovely(http://img2.postimage.org/153062/P6260092.jpg) (http://img2.postimage.org/sports/bouldering/153062/P6260092.html)
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: tobym on December 21, 2005, 03:14:28 pm: NO NEED :shock:
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Little Paul on December 24, 2005, 12:33:16 am: Quote from: "gruff"
(http://moneyfreepr0n.girlstested.com/018-15.jpg)

I like your style gruff 'my old chap' Very nice :D
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Little Paul on December 24, 2005, 12:47:42 am: Well you are old compared 2 me aren't you im only 15 ypur like double that yeah !!! :lol:
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Little Paul on December 24, 2005, 01:36:13 am: Quote from: "gruff"
:shock:

Why I oughta!

DRINK MORE LOL!!!! Calms the nerves !!!!!!! :lol:
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Carnage on January 02, 2006, 10:20:38 pm: (http://www.australianbouldering.com/graphics/V2Trackside2.JPG)
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: saltbeef on January 02, 2006, 11:13:53 pm: was a similar kind of scene on the back of the calf today...
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: dave on January 02, 2006, 11:49:43 pm: that photo probably wins the prize for the most posted photo on this thread!
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Carnage on January 03, 2006, 12:21:16 am: New Year is a time for reflecting on the past............... :D

Ok heres a new one. Trouble is, its tiny (and a bit lame)...

(http://www.nice-climb.com/PhotosPhil/miss/0512.jpg)
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: hongkongstuey on January 11, 2006, 11:28:48 pm: (http://photos.rockclimbing.com/photos//669/66965.jpg)
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: a dense loner on January 12, 2006, 09:33:33 am: star trek characters who go climbing?
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Bubba on January 12, 2006, 09:37:23 am: I think that pic would be more appropriate in the gurning thread. Hard to look fit when you're trying to swallow your own mouth.
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: andy higginson on January 12, 2006, 05:38:10 pm: Quote from: "cowboyhat"
(http://img2.postimage.org/140657/594.jpg) (http://img2.postimage.org/sports/bouldering/140657/594.html)

Does this belong to anyone?

used to :lol:

Now back in her native Finland, or may have moved to Hawaii, either way I wouldn't spend too much time hanging around RHS in the hope she'll show up again...
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Obi-Wan is lost... on January 12, 2006, 10:56:46 pm: Quote from: "andy higginson"
Now back in her native Finland, or may have moved to Hawaii

(http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/fastshow/characters/images/unlucky_alf.jpg)
Bugger. :wink:
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Fiend on January 13, 2006, 09:53:54 am: I thought the girl in blue looks very cute and at least she's having to concentrate on something instead of showing off her tan...

P.S. Is the RHS chick Luisa out of interest, or just a slimmer look-a-like??
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: SA Chris on January 13, 2006, 09:58:04 am: If you have ever heard Luisa ( I assume you mean Giles?) speak you will realise she is not a Finland native.
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Johnny Brown on January 13, 2006, 11:16:40 am: :lol:
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: ras on January 13, 2006, 10:06:17 pm: A wee bit small, No arguement about the dead fit criteria. Not sure if she has been climbing but she could be just resting her feet.

(http://www.nice-climb.com/PhotosPhil/miss/0511.jpg)
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: ras on January 13, 2006, 10:15:12 pm: (http://web.8a.nu/(zyziq3jnulfec2inib4n1dbf)/images/10/resning.jpg)

(http://web.8a.nu/(zyziq3jnulfec2inib4n1dbf)/images/10/st%E5och%20titta.jpg)

From an article on rope walking at;

http://www.8a.nu/site2/?IncPage=http://web.8a.nu/(3yfket3ds3y2fb55gdm2ck45)/articles/ShowArticle.aspx?ArticleId=1295&UserOK=1
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: ras on January 13, 2006, 10:41:40 pm: (http://web.8a.nu/(ozlmanigmsmysq45k4ecgc45)/images/mvid2.jpg)

from www.8a.nu

more here;

www.majavidmar.com
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Bubba on January 13, 2006, 10:53:13 pm: Quote from: "ras"
(http://web.8a.nu/(zyziq3jnulfec2inib4n1dbf)/images/10/resning.jpg)

:P
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Control freak on January 13, 2006, 11:25:10 pm: Nice... but her biceps are bigger than westies :shock:
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Carnage on January 23, 2006, 11:33:13 pm: (http://www.merrickales.com/rogers012106/DSC_5723.jpg)
(http://www.merrickales.com/rogers012106/DSC_5698.jpg)
(http://www.merrickales.com/rogers012106/DSC_5734.jpg)
(http://www.merrickales.com/rogers012106/DSC_5769.jpg)
(http://www.merrickales.com/rogers012106/DSC_5926.jpg)
(http://www.merrickales.com/rogers012106/DSC_5913.jpg)
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: ding dong on January 24, 2006, 08:34:07 pm: carnage. is the girl in the white top called michelle?
i'm very sure it could be her, in canada last year?
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Carnage on January 24, 2006, 09:22:10 pm: I have no idea - I stole all these off boldering.com. :D
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Paul B on January 27, 2006, 04:03:10 pm: http://www26.brinkster.com/lozarin/charisma.html

Charisma Carpenter

(Edited so many times because i still cant work the img tag)
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: SA Chris on January 27, 2006, 04:21:10 pm: (http://www26.brinkster.com/lozarin/charisma10.jpg)

Right click image, go to properties, click properties, highlight address (all of it) copy, come to here, click reply, past address, Highlight it, then click img button.

Took me a while too.

EDIT: Bollocks, it worked when I first posted it. Bloody annoying.
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Terrace Ghost on January 27, 2006, 10:25:26 pm: (http://upload2.postimage.org/71737/IMG_0087.jpg) (http://upload2.postimage.org/sports/bouldering/71737/bouldering.html)
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: underground on January 27, 2006, 11:21:36 pm: Quote from: "Terrace Ghost"
(http://upload2.postimage.org/71737/IMG_0087.jpg) (http://upload2.postimage.org/sports/bouldering/71737/bouldering.html)

Yes, very funny that. Hot chick- where'd she get the chimp blouse?

Shit in my hand and show it to y'all I will......
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: tobym on February 05, 2006, 08:57:12 am: from RC.com, unfortunately underage (14) though :cry:

http://www.rockclimbing.com/photo/photo_show.php?id=66964
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: ras on February 07, 2006, 06:39:39 pm: (http://photos.rockclimbing.com/photos/679/67905.jpg)

:D

from

linky (http://www.rockclimbing.com/photo/photo_show.php?list_sort=highest_first&list_keyword=&list_category=0&list_filter_user_id=&list_comment_user_id=&list_per_page=25&list_album_id=&list_CountryStateID=&list_AreaID=&list_SectionID=&list_mode=approved&list_period=Month&list_start=7&id=67905)
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: ras on February 07, 2006, 06:42:45 pm: (http://photos.rockclimbing.com/photos/635/63568.jpg)

:D :D

from

http://www.rockclimbing.com/photo/photo_show.php?list_sort=highest_first&list_keyword=&list_category=0&list_filter_user_id=starkcontrast&list_comment_user_id=&list_per_page=25&list_album_id=&list_CountryStateID=&list_AreaID=&list_SectionID=&list_mode=approved&list_period=None&list_start=6&id=63568
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: ras on February 07, 2006, 06:47:24 pm: (http://photos.rockclimbing.com/photos/631/63172.jpg)

:)

from

http://www.rockclimbing.com/photo/photo_show.php?list_sort=highest_first&list_keyword=&list_category=0&list_filter_user_id=starkcontrast&list_comment_user_id=&list_per_page=25&list_album_id=&list_CountryStateID=&list_AreaID=&list_SectionID=&list_mode=approved&list_period=None&list_start=11&id=63172
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: andy_e on February 07, 2006, 06:50:15 pm: judging by the amount of :D , you prefer bird two to birds one and three?
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: ras on February 07, 2006, 06:53:51 pm: I think I would just be a wee bit more apprehensive about the last of the three, she looks pretty ard!
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: andy_e on February 07, 2006, 06:56:37 pm: I'm not complaining :wink: . Keep them coming!
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: ras on February 10, 2006, 02:03:46 am: Quote from: "andi_e"
I'm not complaining :wink: . Keep them coming!

Thats a tall order!
I'm tryin!

(http://palatinum.info/Pics/palatinum_arts_2006/pa2006_04_500px.jpg)

From

http://palatinum.info/index.shtm
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: ras on February 10, 2006, 02:06:18 am: (http://palatinum.info/Pics/palatinum_arts_2006/pa2006_08_500px.jpg)

From
http://palatinum.info

Again.
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: ras on February 10, 2006, 02:11:10 am: (http://palatinum.info/Pics/arts2005/la_belle_femme_600px.jpg)

See the whole series here

http://palatinum.info/Pics/arts2005/1.htm

Although you might want to shut your eyes for some of it.[/url]
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: ras on February 16, 2006, 12:22:49 am: I'm not sure if she does this kind of thing regularly, but you can't argue against the dead fit criteria!

(http://www.beepworld.de/memberdateien/members37/chaosdimension/5.jpg)

from

http://www.oyla.de/cgi-bin/designs/cats2/index.cgi?page=text&id=75776284&userid=48409638
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: SA Chris on February 16, 2006, 07:57:01 am: Is that Avril Latrine?

One thing more annoying than a pop-up, an indecipherable German pop-up.
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: bigphil on February 17, 2006, 09:10:55 am: Quote from: "ras"
(http://palatinum.info/Pics/arts2005/la_belle_femme_600px.jpg)

See the whole series here

http://palatinum.info/Pics/arts2005/1.htm

Although you might want to shut your eyes for some of it.[/url]

If only you saw that on the face of business :lol:
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Fiend on February 17, 2006, 05:03:18 pm: Quote from: "bigphil"
If only you saw that on the face of business :lol:

Instead you get this....

(http://ukbouldering.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10110/anyone.gif)

:wink:

Hmmmm in fact it's quite disturbing combining those two images in your mind :shock: :shock: :shock:
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: cowboyhat on February 17, 2006, 06:31:43 pm: Quote
but you can't argue against the dead fit criteria!

Yes you can. You opened the dogmatic batting 'raz'. Anyone who finds Lavigne attractive is an idiot. You're an idiot.

Unless you were joking in which case i'm an idiot.
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: ras on February 27, 2006, 11:31:33 pm: Quote from: "cowboyhat"

Anyone who finds Lavigne attractive is an idiot. You're an idiot.

Unless you were joking in which case i'm an idiot.

eh?

(http://upload3.postimage.org/13878/c_avril53.jpg) (http://upload3.postimage.org/sports/bouldering/13878/bouldering.html)

Are you mad?
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: ras on February 27, 2006, 11:35:57 pm: (http://www.ayola.com/stoney/aboulder1/images/1carrie01.jpg)

From

Stoney Point Bouldering

http://www.ayola.com/stoney/aboulder1/boulder1m.html
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Bubba on February 28, 2006, 09:25:54 am: Quote from: "ras"

(http://upload3.postimage.org/13878/c_avril53.jpg) (http://upload3.postimage.org/sports/bouldering/13878/bouldering.html)

Are you mad?

How much airbrushing has gone into that :shock:
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: ras on February 28, 2006, 02:38:55 pm: Quote from: "Bubba"

How much airbrushing has gone into that :shock:

Well, I'm no expert at air styling products, but yes, I suspect they have used an air brush, possibly also a light diffuser airdryer attachment to volumize her tresses at the ends and, of coarse, straighteners at the top hopefully with a quick spray of Tresemme@ to protect against the heat.
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: ras on February 28, 2006, 02:44:17 pm: Quote from: "ras"
(http://www.ayola.com/stoney/aboulder1/images/1carrie01.jpg)

From

Stoney Point Bouldering

http://www.ayola.com/stoney/aboulder1/boulder1m.html

No evidence of air brushing on this photo, just a quick rinse and go, followed up with blast from the hurricane womble-izer hair dryer attachment, applied with the head inverted for extra effect if I'm not mistaken.
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Bubba on February 28, 2006, 03:30:21 pm: Quote from: "ras"
Well, I'm no expert at air styling products, but yes, I suspect they have used an air brush, possibly also a light diffuser airdryer attachment to volumize her tresses at the ends and, of coarse, strengtheners at the top hopefully with a quick spray of Tresemme@ to protect against the heat.

Because she's worth it?
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: SA Chris on February 28, 2006, 04:09:58 pm: And what do we get?

Bananas.

(possibly the most annoying hair product advertisement ever).
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Bubba on March 04, 2006, 12:39:54 am: Quote from: "ras"
(http://photos.rockclimbing.com/photos/679/67905.jpg)

I like this photo.
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Johnny Brown on March 05, 2006, 08:12:42 pm: you mean the photography or the model?
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Fiend on March 05, 2006, 08:16:09 pm: Both very nice IMO. The red fluey nose makes me warm in naughty places :wink:
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: andy_e on March 05, 2006, 08:20:26 pm: It's the seductive hair-over-the-eye as does it for me!
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Bubba on March 05, 2006, 08:35:36 pm: Quote from: "Johnny Brown"
you mean the photography or the model?

The photo really - but she's ok too.
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: inn wislon on March 14, 2006, 12:46:02 am: Quote from: "ras"
(http://photos.rockclimbing.com/photos/635/63568.jpg)

:D :D

from

link (http://www.rockclimbing.com/photo/photo_show.php?list_sort=highest_first&list_keyword=&list_category=0&list_filter_user_id=starkcontrast&list_comment_user_id=&list_per_page=25&list_album_id=&list_CountryStateID=&list_AreaID=&list_SectionID=&list_mode=approved&list_period=None&list_start=6&id=63568)

is that what they mean my massive jugs.........
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: tobym on March 14, 2006, 02:41:15 pm: Yup, look at the size of them, no need to crimp there :lol:
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: andy_e on March 14, 2006, 03:39:47 pm: Nice big pair of slopers. :P
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Fingers of a Martyr on March 14, 2006, 04:31:16 pm: and people wonder why this sight has low levels of female posters :roll: :roll: jesus christ
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Jim on March 14, 2006, 04:52:39 pm: should that be site?
who cares if not many females post on t'interweb. They propably got better things to be doing anyway. Its not as if there are hoards of females at the crags as well. I recon they'd be well flattered if they found out there was a picture of themselves in this thread.

sorry, didn't mean to detract from the andi_e bashing. carry on...
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Bubba on March 14, 2006, 08:57:02 pm: Anything that is actually offensive or misogynistic is deleted, as has been done in the past after completely justified complaints from a female member of the site.

Posting pictures of attractive female climbers, and a few laddish comments isn't really a problem though, and the girls (or boys of that persuation) are perfectly welcome to start up an equivalent "fit blokes..." topic if they want to.

In fact, I think one did start up long ago, but it never got the level of devotion this topic has.

I do care that there's not more women on this site, I think it's a shame - but like Jim says, it's probably just a reflection of a similar situation at the crag.
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Fiend on March 14, 2006, 09:02:09 pm: Quote from: "Bubba"
....to start up an equivalent "fit blokes..." topic if they want to.

In fact, I think one did start up long ago,

Is there something you're not telling us, oh mighty one? :wink:
Title: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Bubba on March 14, 2006, 09:39:02 pm: That should read "there was one started up a long time ago" :lol:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: ras on May 02, 2006, 08:37:35 pm: Time to bring this thread back to life!

(http://www.trainingforclimbing.com/new%20images%202005/Lauren_HORSTphoto.jpg)

From

http://www.trainingforclimbing.com
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: ras on May 02, 2006, 08:44:01 pm: (http://www.stewartgreen.com/html/galleries/women/images/lauri_werling_access_all_areas_11a_shel_road_co.jpg)

From Stewart Green Photography

http://www.stewartgreen.com
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: andy_e on May 02, 2006, 09:58:46 pm: Ah ras, the hard work you put in to dig out beauties just for us lot. It's the only thing you post too :P

Have some wad points!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: fatneck on May 04, 2006, 10:38:54 pm: Quote from: ras
(http://www.trainingforclimbing.com/new%20images%202005/Lauren_HORSTphoto.jpg)

What's going on with the tape in that shot?
What could possibly be written on the tape?

1. Pull on
2. Pucker nips
3. Move to next hold
?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: SA Chris on May 05, 2006, 08:57:44 am: 4. The sequence in case she forgets.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Nibile on May 08, 2006, 02:15:03 pm: 5. if you read here youre having fun.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: superfurrymonkey on May 11, 2006, 11:43:24 am: (http://www.shameless-girls.com/cont/ns_set002/set002_14.jpg)
(http://moneyfreepr0n.girlstested.com/018-15.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Bubba on May 11, 2006, 09:15:01 pm: Tsk, I've already posted her ages ago!

But I don't blame you for not reading through 25 pages of hot chicks. Well actually, maybe that's not such a bad idea.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Obi-Wan is lost... on May 11, 2006, 11:22:20 pm: Quote from: superfurrymonkey on May 11, 2006, 11:43:24 am
http://moneyfreepr0n.girlstested.com/018-14.jpg

Some girls are just dead unlucky....

Quote
"I was walking through the woods one day, and without warning I stumbled and in an instance all my clothes had fallen off and I had managed to get two fir cones stuck in an unfortunate location"

Blimey Monkey where do you find them? Er, don't answer that.

:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

Err, probably doesn't need saying but....NOT WORK SAFE!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: ras on May 17, 2006, 06:24:15 pm: Quote from: fatneck on May 04, 2006, 10:38:54 pm
Quote from: ras
(http://www.trainingforclimbing.com/new%20images%202005/Lauren_HORSTphoto.jpg)

What's going on with the tape in that shot?
What could possibly be written on the tape?

1. Pull on
2. Pucker nips
3. Move to next hold
?

I zoomed in on the photo and the tape says
1. Caution broken flake
2. Wet Glue
3. Do not remove till glue has set.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: ras on May 17, 2006, 06:27:16 pm: Quote from: andi_e on May 02, 2006, 09:58:46 pm
Ah ras, the hard work you put in to dig out beauties just for us lot. It's the only thing you post too :P

Have some wad points!

Andi, I'm trying my best, but it ain't no small task so I havna time to post any other messages!

What are wad points?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: ras on May 17, 2006, 06:30:54 pm: Quote from: andi_e on May 02, 2006, 09:58:46 pm
Ah ras, the hard work you put in to dig out beauties just for us lot. It's the only thing you post too :P

Have some wad points!

nah, its no effort really, and I like browsing climbing photo galleries in general, so it isn't much more effort to pop back here and link a few babes that I happen upon.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: ras on May 17, 2006, 06:32:21 pm: And, IMHO, there are some pretty good photographers out there. I reckon posting these images here, gets their galleries and other good work more attention.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: ras on May 17, 2006, 06:35:34 pm: Here is another by Chris McNamara

(http://www.supertopo.com/images/w500/de3prigh_p1_sarah1_z.jpg) (http://www.supertopo.com/rockclimbing/slideshow.html?gid=6&n=3)

From the

http://www.supertopo.com site
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: ras on May 17, 2006, 06:38:27 pm: By Greg Epperson

(http://www.supertopo.com/images/w500/eppi_3490.jpg) (http://www.supertopo.com/rockclimbing/proslideshow.html?gid=18&n=3)

From the

http://www.supertopo.com site
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: ras on May 17, 2006, 06:43:33 pm: By Greg Epperson

(http://www.supertopo.com/images/w500/caustic_back_eppi.jpg) (http://www.supertopo.com/rockclimbing/proslideshow.html?gid=18&n=14)

From

http://www.supertopo.com
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Houdini on May 19, 2006, 06:03:31 pm: Alright then! Where's that picture of the stunning Valencian-looking chick that was top-roping indoors with her breasts on display?

I demand it's return!

Can whoever posted it do the right thing and repost it?

(Adopting Californian accent: "Because she's worth it!")
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: hongkongstuey on May 20, 2006, 03:11:52 am: (http://www.mitchleblanc.com/images/climbing/042/P5153414.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Houdini on May 20, 2006, 09:38:29 am: No - this is not the one. I meant breast on display.

...but it fills the gap - for the moment. Danke.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: fatneck on May 20, 2006, 03:39:38 pm: On a rather sad note, what shoes are they?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Obi-Wan is lost... on May 20, 2006, 06:56:48 pm: Quote from: fatneck on May 20, 2006, 03:39:38 pm
On a rather sad note, what shoes are they?
looks like these...
(http://images.ciao.com/iuk/images/products/normal/514/product-6346514.jpg) although the strap looks a bit different.

[anything to past the time whilst its raining...]
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: widdop on May 20, 2006, 07:34:10 pm: Shoes ,my god, you lads worry me
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Carnage on May 22, 2006, 04:55:29 am: I have perused other pictures of the girl in question (in the interests of research naturally) and can now confirm that this is the ladies version of the Katana.

(http://www.sportiva.com/images/products/katanaw.jpg)

(http://www.mitchleblanc.com/images/climbing/042/P5153412.jpg)

So there you go...... ;D
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Soxs on May 22, 2006, 10:28:28 am: On an even sadder note; glad to see POD Pads have made it world wide. They are v good. (look no smileys)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Carnage on June 05, 2006, 02:36:57 am: Resurrected:

(http://www.trainingforclimbing.com/photo_gallery/GovernorStable2006/Crystal1_HORSTphoto.jpg)
(http://www.trainingforclimbing.com/photo_gallery/GovernorStable2006/Crystal2_HORSTphoto.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: fatneck on June 05, 2006, 02:32:36 pm: See front cover of latest Rock and Ice (yank mag) Bouldering Issue, nice....
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: SA Chris on June 05, 2006, 02:37:40 pm: Quote from: fatneck on June 05, 2006, 02:32:36 pm
Rock and Ice (yank mag)

In more than one respect in this case? ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: fatneck on June 05, 2006, 02:41:04 pm: ;D At least three you definately would ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Carnage on June 06, 2006, 06:16:04 am: Some rather amusing pants:

(http://www.trainingforclimbing.com/photo_gallery/ABScomp2005/Emily2_HorstPhoto.jpg)
(http://www.trainingforclimbing.com/photo_gallery/ABScomp2005/Emily1_HorstPhoto.jpg)
(http://www.trainingforclimbing.com/photo_gallery/ABScomp2005/Emily3_HorstPhoto.jpg)
(http://www.trainingforclimbing.com/photo_gallery/ABScomp2005/Emily5_HorstPhoto.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Carnage on June 06, 2006, 11:45:06 pm: Ow!

(http://www.8a.nu/cgi-bin/scorecard/pics/presentation/resize/resize1149613530_3324.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Houdini on June 07, 2006, 07:35:15 am: Carnage!

What's her name, and where does she live?

I'm taking up stalking! ("Now! With wings!")
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Carnage on June 08, 2006, 12:20:59 am: Christina Scmidt / Swiss/ Barely legal (17) - Log on to 8a.nu and stalk away!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Houdini on June 08, 2006, 12:29:18 pm: Quote from: Carnage on June 08, 2006, 12:20:59 am
Christina Scmidt / Swiss/ Barely legal (17) - Log on to 8a.nu and stalk away!

"Oh Shit! Frau Schmidt!" Bizarre phrase often uttered by German men who work on building sites, when they've fucked something up. Origins unclear.

She might be in The Reich. This one's gonna be a sinch! I've already purchased leather strides with lace-up sides and a mullet wig. Blend in, in no time... Right! Off to the puppy shop!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Palomides on June 08, 2006, 12:40:53 pm: Quote from: Houdini on June 08, 2006, 12:29:18 pm
... Right! Off to the puppy shop!

Das ist zer wrong.

:goodidea:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: fatneck on June 08, 2006, 01:11:27 pm: :spank:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Houdini on June 08, 2006, 01:38:10 pm: Korrekt!

Jawohl!

Only pulling yr leg!

I'm a Cat man!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: DScuffle on June 30, 2006, 01:31:44 pm: Kate from lost!

"Lilly is fluent in French and loves ice skating, canoeing, kayaking, snowboarding and rock climbing."

(how do I resize this?)

(http://www.zipperfish.net/hottie/evangeline-lilly/007.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: widdop on June 30, 2006, 09:06:06 pm: what for
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: ras on July 06, 2006, 09:35:10 pm: I think this photo is worthy. I don't think it has been pasted before.

Photo by Chris McNamara

(http://www.supertopo.com/images/w500/claire_leap_shadow.jpg) (http://www.supertopo.com/rockclimbing/slideshow.html?gid=22&n=7)

from

www.supertopo.com (http://www.supertopo.com)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: ras on July 06, 2006, 09:42:46 pm: Quote from: DScuffle on June 30, 2006, 01:31:44 pm
Kate from lost!
"Lilly is fluent in French and loves ice skating, canoeing, kayaking, snowboarding and rock climbing."

If we can include celebrities then how about that Bean lass then?
I didn't see any of her the series with that young Osbourne chap but apparently she didn't across too badly in it?
... oh and she climbs, although there don't appear to be any photo!

(http://www.channel4.com/history/microsites/E/extremearchaeology/images/img_bean_wk.jpg) (http://www.channel4.com/history/microsites/E/extremearchaeology/team_access.html#bean)

(http://www.channel4.com/history/microsites/E/extremearchaeology/images/i_bean_wk.jpg) (http://www.channel4.com/history/microsites/E/extremearchaeology/team_access.html#bean)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: a dense loner on July 07, 2006, 09:39:12 am: have you lost your mind ras? watched 30 secs of that series and it's honestly the only time i've ever been embarassed about climbing. for reference they were setting up stuff in a tree, for some unexplained reason my finger glided over the remote
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: ras on July 07, 2006, 11:13:54 am: Quote from: a dense loner on July 07, 2006, 09:39:12 am
have you lost your mind ras? watched 30 secs of that series and it's honestly the only time i've ever been embarassed about climbing.

Yea, I didn't see any of the series myself, I sort of guessed that it would be along the lines you mention, same as nearly all the dross on TV lately.

Here is another photo to make up for the 'extreme TV' sport reference, an actual climbing one this time, although it does look a little staged.

This one is by Martin Spilka

(http://www.czechclimbing.com/fotos/reference/fil_3871.jpg) (http://www.czechclimbing.com/reference.php?key=3871&print=1)

From www.czechclimbing.com (http://www.czechclimbing.com)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: ras on July 07, 2006, 11:16:42 am: This one is far from staged!

(http://www.czechclimbing.com/fotos/reference/fil_3872.jpg) (http://www.czechclimbing.com/reference.php?key=3872&print=1)

Top photo from http://www.czechclimbing.com/
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Bubba on July 07, 2006, 11:20:08 am: Nice rock, but you can't see her face or much of what she's doing so not a great photo imho.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: ras on July 07, 2006, 11:29:17 am: I guess it is hard to get everything framed when the climber is more than 2 foot of the ground and photographer doesn't have the luxury of being stood on the ground 3 feet away in a beenie hat!

The setting alone doesn't it for me!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Bubba on July 07, 2006, 11:35:22 am: It's not a framing problem, it's an exposure problem ;)

How can you determine that she's fit :)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: account_inactive on July 07, 2006, 12:58:38 pm: When considering fit burds I always think about a good background :-\
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: a dense loner on July 07, 2006, 04:06:42 pm: i, too, think of the headboard
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Houdini on July 07, 2006, 05:17:48 pm: When considering fit birds I consider fitter birds.

Oh - naff photo too and too much clothing. What's that about? And shades, fuck!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Carnage on July 20, 2006, 03:16:38 am: (http://photos.rockclimbing.com/photos//761/76104.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Fj on August 10, 2006, 10:43:58 am: might have been done before but anyone seen bouldering.com
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: inn wislon on September 10, 2006, 09:29:25 pm: Well I was just checking out this that Bulgarian bouldering website and......well words fail me...

(http://www.highballclimbing.com/picture%20galery/chiksonrock/slides/kalina.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: andy_e on September 10, 2006, 10:15:31 pm: a good find. shame the site's in russian script so i have no idea what's going on. and your avatar spoils things too...
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: tommytwotone on September 10, 2006, 10:58:27 pm: right, so...rock up to Mile End today to be confronted by a very unusual sight - a girl there with her boyfriend was looking a little...out of place.

She was clad in 2 inch pr0nstar clear plastic stilettos, a very short, very low-cut dress, stockings that finished short of where the dress started...needless to say it was sight for sore eyes. Never has this been used more correctly: :jaw:

One of the most distracting things I've ever seen whilst climbing. I don't know if the guy's gf had been out and then come down to meet him at the wall, whether he'd met her out Saturday night then she'd stopped off at the wall on the "walk of shame" to see his climbing skillz...I dunno.

If the guy's out there, all I can say is good effort fella!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: soapy on September 11, 2006, 07:40:55 am: it must be me, but i'm constantly disappointed by this thread title, the promise of dead, fit girls who went climbing..

*see also: austrian cellar..
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: inn wislon on September 11, 2006, 10:27:24 am: .....I went to Bulgaria last year, I must of missed this venue....

(http://www.highballclimbing.com/picture%20galery/chiksonrock/slides/zf-a.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: a dense loner on September 11, 2006, 11:22:24 am: probably wise, the rock looks shit
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: dave on September 11, 2006, 09:18:38 pm: is she really commando? or is it just my eyes painting pictures.

(http://www.highballclimbing.com/picture%20galery/chiksonrock/slides/Negative0-15-15(1).jpg)

but my personal favourite is this:

(http://www.highballclimbing.com/picture%20galery/chiksonrock/slides/poli4.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: foxgt on October 26, 2006, 12:19:16 pm: thought it would be a nice idea to get this thread going again :goodidea: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Nibile on October 26, 2006, 12:30:18 pm: maja vidmar.
(http://www.nihilclimbing.com/media/Maja%20Vidmar.jpg)

she came along during 2005 melloblocco, and started trying a problem with us...
boy if i started pullin' fo' realz!!!!!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Nibile on October 26, 2006, 12:31:59 pm: ps and with those eyes in my mind.....

IM GOING BOULDERING!!!!
CIAO!!!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: AndyR on January 21, 2007, 08:09:05 pm: (http://www.rockclimbing.com/images/photos/assets/6/16256-largest_76497.jpg)

(http://www.rockclimbing.com/images/photos/assets/6/296296-largest_jimborella_travesia_humeda_s.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Serpico on January 22, 2007, 01:33:31 pm: Quote from: AndyR on January 21, 2007, 08:09:05 pm
(http://www.rockclimbing.com/images/photos/assets/6/16256-largest_76497.jpg)

Ugly Betty?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: unclesomebody on January 22, 2007, 01:43:42 pm: (http://www.rockclimbing.com/images/photos/assets/1/297321-work-Solo_para_Chicas.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: unclesomebody on January 22, 2007, 01:51:49 pm: The same two girls...
(http://www.rockclimbing.com/images/photos/assets/1/297311-work-babes_S.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Obi-Wan is lost... on January 22, 2007, 11:36:11 pm: http://www.rockclimbing.com/photos/Bouldering/How_to_spot_a_woman_/Como_asistir_a_una_mujer_1854.html

Umm, theres one, over there...
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Eddies on January 23, 2007, 11:07:56 pm: (http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o104/eddoson1/liv3A9.jpg)
Siv Sansoz Mmmmmmm

(http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o104/eddoson1/lisarands_500.jpg)
And a good one of Lisa Rands
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Obi-Wan is lost... on January 24, 2007, 10:36:00 am: Eddy this isn't a 'Bird or Bloke?' thread. Is that a sticky outey belly button? :P
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Monolith on January 24, 2007, 10:41:30 am: Surely there's enough of a collection here now to publish a book of 'dead fit birds who go climbing'? The UKB 'Dead Fit Birds' awards has to be done.

I can't believe the woman on the right in the photograph Uncle has submitted hasn't been commented upon. She has to be the outright best contestant so far.
Quote from: unclesomebody on January 22, 2007, 01:51:49 pm
The same two girls...
(http://www.rockclimbing.com/images/photos/assets/1/297311-work-babes_S.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Obi-Wan is lost... on January 24, 2007, 11:30:11 am: Quote from: Monolith on January 24, 2007, 10:41:30 am
She has to be the outright best contestant so far.
I'm reserving judgement. What's she hiding behind the oversized shades?
(http://www.worth1000.com/entries/44000/44445Nt76_w.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Somebody's Fool on January 24, 2007, 11:47:24 am: A penis.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Monolith on January 24, 2007, 11:53:15 am: To be honest, I think I could put up with a penis for eyes given the rest of the equation.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: jfw on January 24, 2007, 12:48:15 pm: She looks like the bastard offspring of elle macpherson and geordie la forge
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: inn wislon on January 24, 2007, 09:13:22 pm: Quote from: Monolith on January 24, 2007, 11:53:15 am
To be honest, I think I could put up with a penis for eyes given the rest of the equation.

.......that would be weird though if she came on the inside of her glasses while you were staring down at her......
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Eddies on January 24, 2007, 10:04:05 pm: Quote from: Obi-Wan is lost... on January 24, 2007, 10:36:00 am
Eddy this isn't a 'Bird or Bloke?' thread. Is that a sticky outey belly button? :P

Hmm thinking about it that is a little worrying!
Right ill find some more feminine looking climbing chicks and get back to ya!!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Eddies on January 24, 2007, 10:29:36 pm: (http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o104/eddoson1/Malta_Katie20Brown.jpg)
Katie Brown off of 'The Pilgrimage' DVD

(http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o104/eddoson1/lisarands04.jpg)
Aaaaaand... DOH!!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Carnage on January 30, 2007, 10:43:40 pm: (http://www.merrickales.com/greenbelt112106/DSC_5843.jpg)
(http://www.merrickales.com/greenbelt112106/DSC_5850.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Johnny Brown on January 31, 2007, 10:32:43 am: Damn, things were looking up for a while there. Now we're back to 'Girls who look like small boys who go climbing'. Still, should give Dense a treat.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Houdini on January 31, 2007, 10:54:15 am: Quote from: Monolith on January 24, 2007, 10:41:30 am
I can't believe the woman on the right in the photograph Uncle has submitted hasn't been commented upon.

Perhaps as some of us have hot-minx girlfriends already? :shrug:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Bonjoy on January 31, 2007, 01:16:02 pm: Ditto.
Besides, she seems to be wearing Mike Adams' jaw and chin
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Johnny Brown on January 31, 2007, 01:20:30 pm: Quick, where's Dolph Lundgren for the lookalikes thread?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: chappers on January 31, 2007, 09:18:47 pm: Hi there, Bill here again. Creator of stupidly large Yorkshire Puddings.

I see that some of you are bitching about some ladies who climb look like men.

Gentlemen, your search is over. If you have any doubt of what a lady climber should look like (apart from that one with the awesome knockers earlier on in the thread), then check this shit out...

(http://newnudemag.biz/nnmfhg/alexnorth/pics/newnudemag-07.jpg)

If Ian Vickers looked like this, I'd be down Boulder UK every night!!

:jaw:

Bill, signing off
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Eddies on January 31, 2007, 10:20:17 pm: CLIMBER!?
Who wears a watch whilst climbing? honestly!
And shes got her baseball cap on back to front!
And shes on top-rope *faint*
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: butters on January 31, 2007, 10:33:01 pm: On the plus side she appears to be using a quickdraw as a nipple clamp... :jaw:

bluebrad
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: bolda on February 08, 2007, 08:02:52 pm: (http://www.naturistholiday.info/home/images/calg1.jpg) :jaw:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: crezzer on February 08, 2007, 08:36:07 pm: :oops:

Can't get the picture thing to work!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Doylo on February 08, 2007, 10:34:42 pm: Quote from: bolda on February 08, 2007, 08:02:52 pm
(http://www.naturistholiday.info/home/images/calg1.jpg) :jaw:

ha thats irish si's sis!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Carnage on May 06, 2007, 11:54:16 pm: Reactivate:

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/197/462482006_5505288870_o.jpg)
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/225/485765738_1b4a645fd9_b.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: chappers on May 11, 2007, 04:52:26 pm: bill just sent me the following email:

" One for the fit birds climbing wall:

(http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/04/14/real_lara_Karima_Adebibe_narrowweb__300x438,0.jpg)

Yeah mate."

(not sure if it has been on here before...)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: jfw on May 14, 2007, 01:12:31 pm: i have seen the future and its stealth rubber wellies!!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Falling Down on May 14, 2007, 01:26:48 pm: There's a suspicious looking bulge in those hotpants... fit 'bird' indeed :-\
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: butters on May 14, 2007, 01:54:19 pm: Gentlemen - I present to you the lovely Melissa Lacasse - she even has a pretty name...

http://climbing.com/leadingoff/shuteyeridge-256-reeder.jpg

bluebrad
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Andy F on May 14, 2007, 10:45:54 pm: Quote from: Carnage on May 06, 2007, 11:54:16 pm
Reactivate:

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/197/462482006_5505288870_o.jpg)
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/225/485765738_1b4a645fd9_b.jpg)

That reminds me of the old adage "never date someone with bigger biceps that you.. ???"
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Fiend on May 15, 2007, 10:07:05 am: Blimey if you're less honed than that, how do you get up F8a or whatever.

Let me guess, technique or something :P

(Both nice birds IMO....both nice shots too)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Andy F on May 15, 2007, 10:27:07 am: Nope, mostly a mixture of grit, determination and wild slapping in the hope of making some progress
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Nibile on May 15, 2007, 12:48:00 pm: Quote from: Andy F on May 14, 2007, 10:45:54 pm
Quote from: Carnage on May 06, 2007, 11:54:16 pm
Reactivate:

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/197/462482006_5505288870_o.jpg)
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/225/485765738_1b4a645fd9_b.jpg)

That reminds me of the old adage "never date someone with bigger biceps that you.. ???"

that is prolly what she says ;D
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: old cheese on October 17, 2007, 07:40:34 pm: why oh why is this great thread not updated regularly

nice rockover technique but no seen the model of shoe before! sticky rubber i think not and shit for heel hooking

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2043/1602069081_9699997178.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: etjoset on October 17, 2007, 09:24:01 pm: Quote from: old cheese on October 17, 2007, 07:40:34 pm
shit for heel hooking

... but not as bad as the old pink Anasazis
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: neil h on October 19, 2007, 12:03:38 am: not really a fit birb but i would

(http://www.sibl.co.uk/BoobRappel.jpg)

;D
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on October 19, 2007, 06:00:07 am: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szyhQEf4RzE
Contains fit birds who go climbing
plays best if you wait for it all to download first for some reason.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: neil h on October 19, 2007, 09:18:57 am: were you up all night making that ;D
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on October 19, 2007, 11:56:26 am: Aye. This crystal meth is a bastard.
Still, as long as I loose some weight....
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: GCW on October 20, 2007, 08:45:49 pm: Anyone know what crag this is?

(http://hotgirlblog.net/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/014.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: widdop on October 20, 2007, 10:08:50 pm: No
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Monolith on October 20, 2007, 10:27:18 pm: Looks like Kyloe in no?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on October 20, 2007, 11:25:51 pm: Think its Greenscreen-Le-Bois near Nemours?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: mini on October 21, 2007, 09:15:09 am: Quote from: GCW on October 20, 2007, 08:45:49 pm

(http://hotgirlblog.net/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/014.jpg)

What crag? ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: nik at work on October 21, 2007, 09:39:03 am: Quote from: GCW on October 20, 2007, 08:45:49 pm
Anyone know what crag this is?

(http://hotgirlblog.net/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/014.jpg)
That looks like a wax model rather than a real person?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Bubba on October 21, 2007, 10:58:05 am: Akk, too much airbrushing.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Eddies on October 21, 2007, 11:30:06 am: "That looks like a wax model rather than a real person?"
Where do i get me one of those?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: andy_e on October 21, 2007, 02:08:49 pm: http://hotgirlblog.net/brunette/amazingly-hot-girl-posing-near-some-mountains/#more-67

NSFW

It's definitely chalked up, wherever it is...
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: GCW on October 21, 2007, 02:57:50 pm: That arete looks pretty good.

(http://hotgirlblog.net/wp-gallery110564_sbk732_klx808/tumbs/tmb_001.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Eddies on October 21, 2007, 04:12:32 pm: Quote from: andi_e on October 21, 2007, 02:08:49 pm
http://hotgirlblog.net/brunette/amazingly-hot-girl-posing-near-some-mountains/#more-67

WADADGE :great:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: GCW on October 21, 2007, 04:13:50 pm: How come Andi_e links the same page as me and gets waddage? :lol:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: mini on October 21, 2007, 04:29:48 pm: Quote from: GCW on October 21, 2007, 02:57:50 pm

(http://hotgirlblog.net/wp-gallery110564_sbk732_klx808/tumbs/tmb_001.jpg)

How long are her pins? Gotta be photochopped, but hey, I'm not complaining!!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Eddies on October 21, 2007, 05:47:49 pm: Quote from: GCW on October 21, 2007, 04:13:50 pm
How come Andi_e links the same page as me and gets waddage? :lol:
Because you just posted the one pic, but Andi_e shared the whole damn shoot ;)
waddage where waddage is due
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: neil h on October 21, 2007, 06:48:54 pm: hang on to change the subject, but on that site they are advertising hot birds, 24yo, she looks about 60

but anyway i recon the rocks are the southern sandstone, that my guess
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Somebody's Fool on October 21, 2007, 07:58:01 pm: Quote from: nik at work on October 21, 2007, 09:39:03 am
Quote from: GCW on October 20, 2007, 08:45:49 pm
Anyone know what crag this is?

(http://hotgirlblog.net/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/014.jpg)
That looks like a wax model rather than a real person?

Are you saying women who advertise wax products aren't real people, and lacking in some way?

I think she's doing a splendid job, and if I was a women looking to attend to my bikini line, I wouldn't hesitate to use the brand in question. Very neat.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: GCW on October 21, 2007, 08:03:01 pm: Quote from: EDDIES on October 21, 2007, 05:47:49 pm
Because you just posted the one pic, but Andi_e shared the whole damn shoot ;)
waddage where waddage is due

I would have linked them all but I ran out of ~~Kleenex~~ time
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Bubba on October 21, 2007, 08:18:27 pm: I dunno - she's probably lovely in real life but the amount of photoshop has just ruined the pics - horrible.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Eddies on October 21, 2007, 09:11:12 pm: "I would have linked them all but I ran out of ~~Kleenex~~ time"

Ha Ha, well find some more and ill send some waddage your way :P
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: GCW on October 21, 2007, 10:01:18 pm: Chossy, lowball venue. Must be Lancashire :lol:
(http://www.totalmanipulation.com/May20/fatalbeauties03-blonde-fishnet-nipples-spread-nakedsb.jpg)

Portlethen:
(http://www.allaboutamateurs.net/MPL/Yalena_Rock-of-Ages_01.jpg)

Painful offwidths:
(http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/13/68/22926813.jpg)(http://www.fotosearch.com/comp/GSH/GSH323/GS213018.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: AndyR on October 22, 2007, 05:31:51 am: Quote from: GCW on October 20, 2007, 08:45:49 pm
Anyone know what crag this is?

Using the simple equation: German=mucky
I'd wager the sandstone very close to Heidelberg - or parts of the Eifel.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Drew on October 22, 2007, 04:33:02 pm: Saw a couple of girls being photographed around Bas Cuvier a couple of days ago. Wouldn't mind seeing the results.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: neil h on October 23, 2007, 11:07:03 am: Quote from: Drew on October 22, 2007, 04:33:02 pm
Saw a couple of girls being photographed around Bas Cuvier a couple of days ago. Wouldn't mind seeing the results.

well a few years ago, me unc and james on our first trip to font witnesed the making of a pr0n movie at rocher canon

:beer2:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Dude on October 24, 2007, 02:38:14 pm: Okay, time to get this off the NSFW track!

(http://www.rockclimbing.com/images/photos/assets/2/345632-largest_serenasuserenissima.jpg)

(http://www.kefk.net/Fotografie/Galerie/Petter/Modelle/E/Elly/Rock.Climber/Cover/EllyRockClimber-coverl.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Paul B on October 24, 2007, 02:44:38 pm: (http://www.weirdspot.com/pics/x/tailor.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Dolly on October 24, 2007, 03:32:03 pm: What route/crag is that on Dude ?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: neil h on October 24, 2007, 04:53:27 pm: mmmmmmmmmm

(http://www.hegre-art.com/updates/covers/YannaBlackRock-coverl.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Eddies on October 24, 2007, 07:45:03 pm: Ohh mama...Thats worthy of a laminated copy!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Falling Down on October 24, 2007, 08:12:54 pm: She's a bit skeletal - looks too much like one the spider sculptures currently in London!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Falling Down on October 24, 2007, 08:19:39 pm: And is it just me or has this thread crossed a line? I'm all for enjoying the naked female form in all its glory and the occaisonal bit of pr0n in the right circumstances (when Mrs FD is involved of course) ... just a thought.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: andy_e on October 24, 2007, 08:24:28 pm: It's definitely gone a bit :off:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: neil h on October 24, 2007, 09:09:49 pm: yes true

i will bring it back to reality

(http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Barry-Tessman/A-Woman-Begins-Her-Rock-Climbing-Journey-Photographic-Print-C10252616.jpeg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: underground on October 24, 2007, 09:38:10 pm: Quote from: Falling Down on October 24, 2007, 08:19:39 pm
And is it just me or has this thread crossed a line? I'm all for enjoying the naked female form in all its glory and the occaisonal bit of pr0n in the right circumstances (when Mrs FD is involved of course) ... just a thought.

Yep, the title of the thread gives it away FD, as you say- it's all gone a bit 'any bird showing their bits in front of a bit of stone'. Might as well be looking at a Razzle shoot in Earl's quarry. Hopefully, though, without the cowboy outfits and catering size tins of spaghetti hoops :'(
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: mini on October 24, 2007, 09:49:01 pm: Quote from: neil h on October 23, 2007, 11:07:03 am
Quote from: Drew on October 22, 2007, 04:33:02 pm
Saw a couple of girls being photographed around Bas Cuvier a couple of days ago. Wouldn't mind seeing the results.

well a few years ago, me unc and james on our first trip to font witnesed the making of a pr0n movie at rocher canon

:beer2:

Saw what looked like a very suss photographer and a non outdoorsy looking female in crop top and mini mini skirt throwing a very provocative pose in the lay-by below beginers wall once while on the way back from the Tor!!!

Anyone know what Simmonite does other than climbing pics?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Bubba on October 24, 2007, 09:54:25 pm: I would also request that horrible over-airbrushed nonsense is also exluded but yeah, some of this stuff is off-topic.

I'm not against anyone starting a new topic that is all T 'n A as long as the ladies on here are allowed to start a similar topic showing mens bits with nobody whinging.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Percy B on October 24, 2007, 10:10:34 pm: Front bottoms apart (excuse the pun), I'm suprised nobody hasn't mentioned the outrageous 'dab' going on in that shot. That Yanna, she's rubbish at chimneying - she's blatantly stood on the floor. The thread is called fit birds who go climbing - not ladies stood on one leg showing their pissflaps! (not that she looks much like a lady to me, mind...)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Houdini on October 24, 2007, 10:18:13 pm: Is this the mumu shavers anonymous thread? ???
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on October 28, 2007, 08:43:24 pm: After years of sticking to yorkshire grit and the occasional trip to Font, Kelly has finally got around to trying a bit of North Wales bouldering.
(http://boulderingvideos.googlepages.com/kelly.jpg/kelly-full.jpg)
When asked about how she was finding the change, Kelly told us
"I love the feeling of having good, hard contact with the rock on the wild welsh coast. After reading a few comments on a bouldering forum, I had thought that the close, full-contact spotting that I was trying to get away from was a regional thing peculiar to the Yorkshire bouldering scene, but I have found that I get the same type of spotting wherever I go. I am starting to wonder whether it has anything to do with my being a dead fit bird and am beginning to seriously doubt my previous assumption that the whole boys-together-with-shirts-off thing has a similar connotation to the same practice in gay nightclubs."
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on October 28, 2007, 09:45:42 pm: Quote from: neil h on October 23, 2007, 11:07:03 am
Quote from: Drew on October 22, 2007, 04:33:02 pm
Saw a couple of girls being photographed around Bas Cuvier a couple of days ago. Wouldn't mind seeing the results.

well a few years ago, me unc and james on our first trip to font witnesed the making of a pr0n movie at rocher canon

:beer2:
Saw this in the woods on the way to Canche at Easter
(http://boulderingvideos.googlepages.com/oddthing.jpg/oddthing-full.jpg)
Initially thought it was a crime scene and was about to assist the victim. Then thought it was a pr0n scene and was about to assist the talent. Then realised it was an inflatable model and that I wasn't welcome.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on October 28, 2007, 11:58:39 pm: Quote from: mini on October 24, 2007, 09:49:01 pm
Anyone know what Simmonite does other than climbing pics?
A quick Google search reveals that he also publishes in certain german niche magazines under the name De Sodomite...
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Houdini on October 29, 2007, 06:48:46 am: :spank: That's der sodomit, Herr Starfish. I'm a REAL grammatik nazi.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on October 29, 2007, 07:17:53 am: Quote from: Houdini on October 29, 2007, 06:48:46 am
:spank: That's der sodomit, Herr Starfish. I'm a REAL grammatik nazi.
Should that 's' on 'sodomit' be an 'S'?
Die Rechtschreibung SS :spank:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Houdini on October 29, 2007, 07:39:48 am: Gaaarr! Tis true! (Hangs up Iron Cross - changes name to Ishmael and emigrates to Jaffa to pick oranges for a living....)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on October 29, 2007, 07:56:40 am: Quote from: Houdini on October 29, 2007, 07:39:48 am
Gaaarr! Tis true! (Hangs up Iron Cross - changes name to Ishmael and emigrates to Jaffa to pick oranges for a living....)
I was about to reccommend using the indigenous population to do the actual picking while you take the profits made on their former homeland, but I think someone else might have thought of this already. Also I would be going way off topic and possibly risking causing significant offence. So I won't say anything about it.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Houdini on October 29, 2007, 08:18:43 am: OK! Back to pr0n!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Houdini on October 29, 2007, 09:46:43 am: Cum cum Stuey! Surely madam would prefer it here?!

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2191/1670138109_2d0890fecf.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on October 31, 2007, 12:33:19 am: Almost back on topic...
(http://jknujknu.googlepages.com/giuditta.jpg/giuditta-full.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on November 14, 2007, 10:39:14 am: Quote from: Houdini on October 29, 2007, 08:18:43 am
OK! Back to pr0n!
I hear you, homes! (Holmes?)
Well, youtube removed it after 7 days, but is it pr0n? I say its ART because its black and white.
http://rapidshare.com/files/69611375/B_W_Art.wmv
(about 80MB and possibly not work safe, but nothing you don't see on terrestrial TV)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lorentz on November 14, 2007, 04:32:30 pm: Quote from: lagerstarfish on October 31, 2007, 12:33:19 am
Almost back on topic...
(http://jknujknu.googlepages.com/giuditta.jpg/giuditta-full.jpg)

Jesus. Brrraaaaaaaaaaaaack. #wipes vomit from corners of mouth#

A bit of top-roping sure has helped HRH Sarah Fergusson shift the weight. Now for some surgery, please!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: GraemeA on November 14, 2007, 06:42:53 pm: but nothing you don't see on terrestrial TV)
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But you used to see it in Outside and in Summit - its just a collection of shots from the various Stone Nude calendars with a few from the NUMC calendar thrown in for good luck.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: cider nut on November 15, 2007, 08:46:05 pm: Just spent most of the evening reading this thread and found it quite entertaining - god knows why as I'm a bird. In fact, why don't I go all self indulgent and nominate myself :wave:

(http://img.ukclimbing.com/i/38572.jpg)
Although on other days it's more like this ???
(http://img.ukclimbing.com/i/49859.jpg)

Right, now off to what I *should* be doing, which is going swimming to work off the 1/2 stone I put on lately to look more like pic 1! ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Bubba on November 15, 2007, 08:56:44 pm: Quote from: lorentz on November 14, 2007, 04:32:30 pm
Jesus. Brrraaaaaaaaaaaaack. #wipes vomit from corners of mouth#
rather harsh :-\
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Fiend on November 15, 2007, 09:21:19 pm: Sexiest pair of little red crosses I've seen...
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: David S on November 15, 2007, 10:27:05 pm: Quote from: lagerstarfish on October 28, 2007, 11:58:39 pm
Quote from: mini on October 24, 2007, 09:49:01 pm
Anyone know what Simmonite does other than climbing pics?

Oh no, the secrets out. Next you will be looking at old pr0n movies and asking for Das Plumber :lol: ::)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: butters on November 15, 2007, 11:23:03 pm: Quote from: Fiend on November 15, 2007, 09:21:19 pm
Sexiest pair of little red crosses I've seen...

Damn - I don't even get to see those... >:(

bluebrad
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Obi-Wan is lost... on November 15, 2007, 11:41:38 pm: Quote from: bluebrad on November 15, 2007, 11:23:03 pm
Quote from: Fiend on November 15, 2007, 09:21:19 pm
Sexiest pair of little red crosses I've seen...
Damn - I don't even get to see those... >:(

http://img.ukclimbing.com/i/38572.jpg
(http://img.ukclimbing.com/i/38572.jpg)
http://img.ukclimbing.com/i/49859.jpg

They don't link but copy/paste works.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lorentz on November 16, 2007, 11:39:35 am: Quote from: Bubba on November 15, 2007, 08:56:44 pm
Quote from: lorentz on November 14, 2007, 04:32:30 pm
Jesus. Brrraaaaaaaaaaaaack. #wipes vomit from corners of mouth#
rather harsh :-\

Yeah, you're dead right, Bubbs> :oops:

Feel :guilty: now, so i apolgise to all concerned (especially the young lady in question) for being an odious little tw*t and withdraw my previous post.

:spank:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: cider nut on November 16, 2007, 11:47:12 am: Quote from: Obi-Wan is lost... on November 15, 2007, 11:41:38 pm
Quote from: bluebrad on November 15, 2007, 11:23:03 pm
Quote from: Fiend on November 15, 2007, 09:21:19 pm
Sexiest pair of little red crosses I've seen...
Damn - I don't even get to see those... >:(

http://img.ukclimbing.com/i/38572.jpg
(http://img.ukclimbing.com/i/38572.jpg)
http://img.ukclimbing.com/i/49859.jpg

They don't link but copy/paste works.

Bugger, somebody said about UKC links not working, but they showed up fine in preview and on my laptop so I figured they'd come out okay.

1 - http://www.ukclimbing.com/images/dbpage.html?id=38572
2 - http://www.ukclimbing.com/images/dbpage.html?id=49859
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: andy_e on November 16, 2007, 12:49:18 pm: I'm not sure we're allowed to count entries from the person in the pictures ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: cider nut on November 16, 2007, 07:57:48 pm: Good thing I'm just having a bit of a laugh then eh young andi ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: AndyR on November 16, 2007, 08:19:58 pm: Nearly climbing....
(http://www.boulderingcomps.com/typo3temp/pics/e620688979.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on November 16, 2007, 08:38:26 pm: (http://boulderingvideos.googlepages.com/album_picburbage.jpg/album_picburbage-full.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: LucyB on November 16, 2007, 08:46:11 pm: andi, you did kindly nominate me pages ago, after a hint from me the size of a house ;)

Surely nominating oneself is a little more honest...
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: andy_e on November 16, 2007, 10:05:46 pm: :ang:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Fiend on November 16, 2007, 10:41:39 pm: I do hope andi WON'T be nominating himself on this thread, despite the poofy haircut and possiblity of dense lusting after his youthly buttocks.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: clm on November 17, 2007, 01:11:00 pm: i say, well done lagerstarfish.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Yossarian on November 17, 2007, 02:16:20 pm: I think a Handsome, Chiselled, Well-Groomed Male Models Who Go Climbing thread would open up UKB to a wider audience....

And girls too.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on November 17, 2007, 04:54:17 pm: Here you go Ciders
(http://boulderingvideos.googlepages.com/cider.jpg/cider-full.jpg)
Nice pair of old-school Wilton Whites
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: cider nut on November 17, 2007, 06:26:22 pm: That is indeed also me. Too many pics of me on this thread now ???
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Will Hunt on November 17, 2007, 10:23:42 pm: Quote from: Fiend on November 16, 2007, 10:41:39 pm
I do hope andi WON'T be nominating himself on this thread, despite the poofy haircut and possiblity of dense lusting after his youthly buttocks.

Pic on Facebook of me on Angel Wall and him "spotting" at the bottom in a half nekkie state. To quote the youth:

"I look quite buff here."
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: hongkongstuey on November 18, 2007, 12:13:08 am: (http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2191/1670138109_2d0890fecf.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: philo on November 19, 2007, 12:41:21 am: (http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y259/philoo/DSC_3090.jpg)

(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y259/philoo/DSC_3144.jpg)

the girl on the guitar next to the guy with two broken feet in font was nice
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: BenF on November 19, 2007, 12:20:47 pm: Philo, did you take those photos whilst out stalking the girl in question? There is a certain degree of voyeurism in those photos.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Houdini on November 19, 2007, 12:48:41 pm: Not to mention wishful thinking... :whistle:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: philo on November 19, 2007, 02:07:50 pm: i didn't ask BUT i was just panning around on me first day......
taking photos of everything and all that...
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on November 19, 2007, 08:16:28 pm: (http://boulderingvideos.googlepages.com/f_22ab.jpg/f_22ab-full.jpg)(http://boulderingvideos.googlepages.com/f_21ab.jpg/f_21ab-full.jpg)(http://boulderingvideos.googlepages.com/f_23ab.jpg/f_23ab-full.jpg)
anyone else like over-caffeinated sugary drink company?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Houdini on November 19, 2007, 08:50:17 pm: I'd rather snort crystal meth than drink that stuff, I blame Bernt Zangerl.

He's responsible...

Nice Czech(?) lass.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: dave on November 19, 2007, 08:50:50 pm: (http://www.highballclimbing.com/picture%20galery/chiksonrock/slides/520.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on November 19, 2007, 09:44:58 pm: Quote from: Houdini on November 19, 2007, 08:50:17 pm
I blame Bernt Zangerl.
you mean the bloke who said "Bouldering is a very important part of my life. And of course, there are some spiritual aspects in it, but this has nothing to do with religion."

He meant looking at fit birds, obviously.

My girlfriend says its OK to perv pics of foreign birds that I'm not going to meet, but I'm liking this woman more than I ought to... :-[
(http://boulderingvideos.googlepages.com/f_31.jpg/f_31-full.jpg) (http://boulderingvideos.googlepages.com/f_30a.jpg/f_30a-full.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Obi-Wan is lost... on November 19, 2007, 10:29:04 pm: Dave might be onto something there...he's not sharing so I will....

quite a few good shots here....

http://www.highballclimbing.com/picture%20galery/chiksonrock/index.html

I particularly like this one... ;) (although it is quite small)
(http://www.highballclimbing.com/picture%20galery/chiksonrock/slides/kalina.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: jfw on November 19, 2007, 10:38:30 pm: (http://boulderingvideos.googlepages.com/f_30a.jpg/f_30a-full.jpg)

an up the arse corner shot if ever there was one
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Houdini on November 19, 2007, 10:40:05 pm: Are you not a lady, jfw? ???
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Obi-Wan is lost... on November 19, 2007, 10:40:28 pm: Some serious risk of chafing going on here...
(http://www.highballclimbing.com/picture%20galery/chiksonrock/slides/Negative0-19-19(1).jpg)
(http://www.highballclimbing.com/picture%20galery/chiksonrock/slides/Negative0-06-06(1).jpg)
(http://www.highballclimbing.com/picture%20galery/chiksonrock/slides/Negative0-17-16(1).jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on November 19, 2007, 10:55:22 pm: (http://boulderingvideos.googlepages.com/fil_3820.jpg/fil_3820-full.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Obi-Wan is lost... on November 19, 2007, 10:59:20 pm: Can't think why they felt the need to hand-colour the shoe, it's as if something else was going to distract us from the footwear?! ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on November 19, 2007, 11:03:42 pm: On a similar note; I thought this had little to do with climbing until I noticed the shoes
(http://boulderingvideos.googlepages.com/Tyulenovo_6Aug_2004_059.jpg/Tyulenovo_6Aug_2004_059-full.jpg)
interesting to see that googlepages comes up as "go ogle pages" in a spell checker.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Houdini on November 19, 2007, 11:05:16 pm: Lagers I'm not sure these girls actually menstruate...

I see from your tonsure you are an older man...
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on November 19, 2007, 11:21:26 pm: Tonsure!
How very dare you! I am proper bald. No pate-fakery here.
What is menstru-whatsit, and what has it to do with women's ability to fitly climb rocks?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Houdini on November 19, 2007, 11:24:40 pm: Did you say a "womans' ability"?

I hear in Congo, any woman who hasn't borne a child by 11 years is stoned to death in the village square...

*Books flight to Congo*
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on November 19, 2007, 11:31:21 pm: Did I spell "fitly" right? Should it be "fittley"?
I don't want it to be mixed up with "flighty" or "flatley"
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Houdini on November 19, 2007, 11:33:54 pm: I read filthily.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on November 19, 2007, 11:48:48 pm: Filthy, fluffily, or filthily?
I say fittley (I thflink after a botfrle of cockburns)
(http://boulderingvideos.googlepages.com/alpinismo.jpg/alpinismo-full.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Houdini on November 19, 2007, 11:55:06 pm: Dude, You're into Brazilian orphans!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on November 20, 2007, 12:02:55 am: What made you think uncle Santi and aunty Cochiti were dead? She is no orphan. She is very popular in our family
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Monolith on November 20, 2007, 09:10:39 am: I'm consistently amazed that naked female climbing photos continue to proliferate. How do these situations arise? I should imagine it's hard enough getting even a small quantity of women naked in public let alone women who are into climbing. A crazy world..
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on November 20, 2007, 09:26:50 am: Quote from: Monolith on November 20, 2007, 09:10:39 am
I'm consistently amazed that naked female climbing photos continue to proliferate. How do these situations arise? I should imagine it's hard enough getting even a small quantity of women naked in public let alone women who are into climbing. A crazy world..
You must go to the wrong crags...
(http://boulderingvideos.googlepages.com/nudisti2.jpg/nudisti2-full.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: jfw on November 20, 2007, 10:01:13 am: Quote from: Houdini on November 19, 2007, 10:40:05 pm
Are you not a lady, jfw? ???

<bats houdini with fan> tis true dearest 'dini, but my delicate nature does not preclude my appreciation of fine media; such as embroidery monthly and viz magazine.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Houdini on November 20, 2007, 11:04:48 am: Mono, can't you tell?

Lagers' photo's have Private Collection written all over them. You won't find them in the shops.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lorentz on November 20, 2007, 11:54:04 am: Quote from: lagerstarfish on November 19, 2007, 11:48:48 pm
Filthy, fluffily, or filthily?
I say fittley (I thflink after a botfrle of cockburns)
(http://boulderingvideos.googlepages.com/alpinismo.jpg/alpinismo-full.jpg)

Loving the fact that this lassie's utterly starkers except for the big, thick, woolly walking socks (I SAID SOCKS!!) crammed into her tight little rockboots.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: slackline on November 20, 2007, 03:38:07 pm: Moving away from the pr0n theme...

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2259/1571852737_88cdf23d84_o.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on November 26, 2007, 06:07:03 pm: From the forthcoming film "Ladies Who Launch"
(http://boulderingvideos.googlepages.com/BC20200520465.jpg/BC20200520465-full.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Johnny Brown on November 27, 2007, 09:54:17 am: (http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2259/1571852737_88cdf23d84_o.jpg)

Could be Mrs Obi that!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Nibile on December 03, 2007, 11:07:28 am: (http://boulderingvideos.googlepages.com/f_22ab.jpg/f_22ab-full.jpg)
i know that look, it's the "oh nibile, you're so nice..." look.
;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: butters on December 03, 2007, 12:18:29 pm: Quote from: Nibile on December 03, 2007, 11:07:28 am
(http://boulderingvideos.googlepages.com/f_22ab.jpg/f_22ab-full.jpg)
i know that look, it's the "oh nibile, you're so nice..." look.
;)

Looks more like someone about to sneeze violently to me but maybe it is an Italian thing... ;)

bluebrad
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on December 03, 2007, 12:24:46 pm: Looks like she's well Rohypnolled up to me. Something you're not telling us Nibs? :-\
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on December 03, 2007, 10:34:49 pm: Remember this fit bird who used to go climbing? My first fit-climbing-bird crush at the end of the 80s. Ahhh Isabelle...
(http://boulderingvideos.googlepages.com/1Patissier-Isabelle-Ph-Fragnol.jpg/1Patissier-Isabelle-Ph-Fragnol-full.jpg)
I have very fond memories of a photo where she had a cute smudge of chalk on her nose. Anyone got a copy?
Does she still climb or does she only race rally cars now?
A close second was
(http://boulderingvideos.googlepages.com/catherined.jpg/catherined-full.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Obi-Wan is lost... on December 04, 2007, 12:06:38 am: Yes the young Izzy Patisserie was remarkably fine, did a nice line in climbing/posing in leotards I seem to remember :-[, however I can't agree with Catherine D. Always thought she looked a bit manly. :o
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: AndyR on December 04, 2007, 12:16:28 am: Continuing the old school theme...
(http://fcorpet.free.fr/Denis/M/Grimpeuses/images/Lynn-Hill-pub-dare.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on December 04, 2007, 07:47:04 am: Quote from: lagerstarfish on December 03, 2007, 10:34:49 pm
Remember this fit bird who used to go climbing? My first fit-climbing-bird crush at the end of the 80s. Ahhh Isabelle...
(http://boulderingvideos.googlepages.com/1Patissier-Isabelle-Ph-Fragnol.jpg/1Patissier-Isabelle-Ph-Fragnol-full.jpg)

I thought she was a proper stuck up cow on the few occasions I had the misfortune to meet her. Ruined the fantasy for me.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: SA Chris on December 04, 2007, 08:10:18 am: For me the fantasy is still intact. That video clip of her in a spangly bikini soloing in the Calanques or somewhere.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: andy popp on December 04, 2007, 08:21:35 am: Am I the only person on this board to have actually done a route with Isabelle?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Bubba on December 04, 2007, 09:14:10 am: Quote from: SA Chris on December 04, 2007, 08:10:18 am
For me the fantasy is still intact. That video clip of her in a spangly bikini soloing in the Calanques or somewhere.

I'm not sure why she was so revered tbh - not that attractive really to me.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Yossarian on December 04, 2007, 09:30:34 am: I think being French
Quote from: andy popp on December 04, 2007, 08:21:35 am
Am I the only person on this board to have actually done a route with Isabelle?

What was the route?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: nash1 on December 04, 2007, 09:52:17 am: I remember watching the tv recording of Leeds '89 (when Moffat won). Isabelle was climbing and Bonnington (who was commentating) could hardly contain himself. He mentioned a spot of chalk on the face, saying it was like make-up, he sounded like a dirty ol'man. Amusing.
She truly was eye-candy.

Anyone got any more recent pix, or would that spoil the illusion?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: grimer on December 04, 2007, 09:53:39 am: Quote from: andy popp on December 04, 2007, 08:21:35 am
Am I the only person on this board to have actually done a route with Isabelle?

And as a poor second - no honey-coloured anorexic leg, no flashes of white knickers - i did a route at Fair Head with Catherine Destivelle. Fleece trousers, if I remember.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Monolith on December 04, 2007, 09:55:31 am: Are there no snaps of dead fat birds who go climbing?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: BenF on December 04, 2007, 09:56:29 am: Quote from: andy popp on December 04, 2007, 08:21:35 am
Am I the only person on this board to have actually done a route with Isabelle?

I have a feeling that karma will be bestowed upon you for that..
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on December 04, 2007, 10:00:11 am: Quote from: nash1 on December 04, 2007, 09:52:17 am
Anyone got any more recent pix, or would that spoil the illusion?
(http://boulderingvideos.googlepages.com/patissier-dakar-z-01_110106.jpg/patissier-dakar-z-01_110106-full.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: runt on December 04, 2007, 10:07:52 am: Think you should of posted a warning before we get to scroll down to that lager :'(
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: andy popp on December 04, 2007, 10:08:32 am: Quote from: Yossarian on December 04, 2007, 09:30:34 am
I think being French
Quote from: andy popp on December 04, 2007, 08:21:35 am
Am I the only person on this board to have actually done a route with Isabelle?

What was the route?

To add to the general unlikeliness, it was an E1 down Dovedale. I led. She'd just failed on Adjudicator Wall. I think Jasper is right, she'd did seem a bit of a snob. Lagerstarfish, that recent photo is truly shocking.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Bubba on December 04, 2007, 10:08:51 am: Her eyes are too close together - looks a bit ape like :lol:

Of course I have adonis like looks and physique ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on December 04, 2007, 10:16:41 am: Fucking hell. Too much posing on sun drenched crags can seriously damage your face.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on December 04, 2007, 10:21:55 am: Quote from: Monolith on December 04, 2007, 09:55:31 am
Are there no snaps of dead fat birds who go climbing?
WARNING -almost as distressing as the recent Izzy pic.

The olympic power-spot. A little known secret part of Malc's weight routine.
(http://boulderingvideos.googlepages.com/bouldergirl.jpg/bouldergirl-full.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: GraemeA on December 04, 2007, 03:39:55 pm: What's Airlie up to these days?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Norton Sharley on December 04, 2007, 04:02:58 pm: :spank:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: AndyR on December 04, 2007, 05:13:08 pm: Quote from: nash1 on December 04, 2007, 09:52:17 am
I remember watching the tv recording of Leeds '89 (when Moffat won). Isabelle was climbing and Bonnington (who was commentating) could hardly contain himself. He mentioned a spot of chalk on the face, saying it was like make-up, he sounded like a dirty ol'man. Amusing.

Don't think it was Bonners - wasn't it Jim Curran?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Percy B on December 04, 2007, 05:23:22 pm: Graeme - you are a legend. However, I will not try to defend you when Airlie smashes your back doors in with her size nines!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on December 04, 2007, 06:04:33 pm: It would have been awful if Graeme had been implying that the lady in the Olympic Power Spot picture reminded him of Airlie. Obviously his question was in the context of wondering what a fit-bird-who-used-to-be-prominent-in-climbing was up to now. I'm sure she is as talkative as ever and is wearing the years as well as Isabelle (who is actually not doing bad for 40). :ang:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Andy B on December 04, 2007, 06:26:44 pm: Quote from: AndyR on December 04, 2007, 05:13:08 pm
Quote from: nash1 on December 04, 2007, 09:52:17 am
I remember watching the tv recording of Leeds '89 (when Moffat won). Isabelle was climbing and Bonnington (who was commentating) could hardly contain himself. He mentioned a spot of chalk on the face, saying it was like make-up, he sounded like a dirty ol'man. Amusing.

Don't think it was Bonners - wasn't it Jim Curran?

Both of them commentated, along with Ian McNaught Davis. All the indoor competition climbing specialists together, with exchanges, during the women's comp along the lines of: "nice to watch climbing, and nice to look at too!"

Spot quiz: what was Bonnie Masson's competitor's number?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: andy_e on December 04, 2007, 06:30:27 pm: The only way anyone could remember that is if it was something vaguely amusing, like 69? ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: GraemeA on December 04, 2007, 09:12:19 pm: Airlie's prowess as a pugilist is vastly over-rated in my opinion, and I do have some experience in this matter. I reckon that either a) Gav has a glass jaw, or b) Airlie decking Gav is an urban myth, or c) Boyley had just bought a round and Gav was already fainting just as Airlie connected.

Ps its been pissing down in Font and I am very, very bored :alky:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on December 04, 2007, 09:17:10 pm: d) all of the above
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Bungle. on December 04, 2007, 10:08:42 pm: Quote from: GraemeA on December 04, 2007, 09:12:19 pm
Airlie's prowess as a pugilist is vastly over-rated in my opinion, and I do have some experience in this matter. I reckon that either a) Gav has a glass jaw, or b) Airlie decking Gav is an urban myth, or c) Boyley had just bought a round and Gav was already fainting just as Airlie connected.

Ps its been pissing down in Font and I am very, very bored :alky:

What about her infamous right hook in outside at the foundry all those years ago .....

By the way if its any comfort its pissing it down in sydney and im at work ......
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Jim on December 04, 2007, 11:32:27 pm: Its windy as fuck here and I'm at home masterbating
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: andy_e on December 05, 2007, 12:42:09 am: Too much hesitation Jim?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Bungle. on December 05, 2007, 09:23:40 am: Quote from: Jim on December 04, 2007, 11:32:27 pm
Its windy as fuck here and I'm at home masterbating

so no change from the last ten years then?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on December 05, 2007, 09:28:23 am: Quote from: GraemeA on December 04, 2007, 09:12:19 pm
Airlie's prowess as a pugilist is vastly over-rated in my opinion, and I do have some experience in this matter.

True. But she was never scared to use weapons and seeing as you've called her fat and weak in one thread you probably should be at least mildly concerned. ;)

Quote from: GraemeA on December 04, 2007, 09:12:19 pm
I reckon that either a) Gav has a glass jaw, or b) Airlie decking Gav is an urban myth, or c) Boyley had just bought a round and Gav was already fainting just as Airlie connected.

I'm going for a) but b) and c) are equally feasible as Rob says.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: dobbin on December 05, 2007, 12:18:38 pm: I can remember her being dragged out of the foundry by Reeve for not paying. Its one of the few times I have heard anyone utter the immortal 'dont you know who I am' line.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: al on December 05, 2007, 12:22:46 pm: Quote
Quote from: andy popp on Yesterday at 08:21:35 am Am I the only person on this board to have actually done a route with Isabelle?
do you remember the lower tier 'catastrophe' sessions we had andy?, I still fondly recall spotting isabelle on 'slippery jim' - a clash of cultures indeed, and proof that 'red and green should never be seen', although the views were outstanding
Quote
Gav has a glass jaw
i think airlie packs a good punch
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: dave on December 05, 2007, 12:34:53 pm: to be fair you can hardly blame airlie for not recognising mr reeve.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Falling Down on December 05, 2007, 02:26:44 pm: I was in the Broadie with Gav when Airlie lamped him .. he was giving her jip about headpointing that Nick Dixon route by the Cromlech bridge (Beginners Mind?). Something like 'It cannae be that f*ckin hard if you did it' and she landed a cracking right hook. Oh happy days....
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on December 05, 2007, 03:38:56 pm: Quote from: philo on November 19, 2007, 02:07:50 pm
i didn't ask BUT i was just panning around on me first day......
taking photos of everything and all that...

However, my mate's use of the camera leaves little doubt as to where his interests lie.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4fVf83dXNI
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: tlr on December 05, 2007, 04:09:33 pm: So we can take it that your mate isn't gay then? Unless your mate is a girl of course...
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on December 05, 2007, 04:11:24 pm: no wonder he's so shit at spotting, eh?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Drew on December 05, 2007, 06:42:58 pm: Is anyone else a little disturbed by the dirty old man laughter?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on December 05, 2007, 07:44:04 pm: Quote from: Drew on December 05, 2007, 06:42:58 pm
Is anyone else a little disturbed by the dirty old man laughter?
That'll be the delighted giggling of a man not used to the outdoors having his first go on a camera with a big zoom. He is appreciating the full irony of his actions (I think).
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: GCW on December 05, 2007, 09:51:43 pm: I never forgave Ms Anderson for her slaughtering of The Smiths in Best Forgotten Art :thumbsdown:. Shudder.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Richie Crouch on December 09, 2007, 09:08:54 pm: Found this today, thought she was quite stunning!

(http://web.8a.nu/images/gallery/18925.jpg)

:bow:

(http://web.8a.nu/images/gallery/18925_633306929273906250.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: nik at work on December 09, 2007, 09:50:41 pm: Never mind the chick, where's the location?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Stubbs on December 09, 2007, 09:58:32 pm: Virgin Gorda, British Virgin Islands
http://www.momentumvm.com/cms/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=34&Itemid=43 (http://www.momentumvm.com/cms/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=34&Itemid=43)
(http://www.momentumvm.com/cms/images/stories/5eddbad8be2ae7d79ac2d48c48e86232.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Bungle. on December 09, 2007, 10:00:55 pm: Quote from: nik at work on December 09, 2007, 09:50:41 pm
Never mind the chick, where's the location?

its the British Virgin Islands

http://www.tryhardclimbers.com/roadtripjournals/virgingorda/virgingorda.html my apolgies in advance as the site is american

or check out the December 07 issue of Rock and Ice
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: nik at work on December 09, 2007, 10:10:31 pm: Cheers gents.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on December 10, 2007, 10:35:35 am: Didn't know Jo Whiley was into bouldering........

(http://i10.tinypic.com/8aw2w0n.jpg)

(http://i3.tinypic.com/8amlswk.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Scouse D on December 10, 2007, 10:39:50 am: Jo Whiley is not, and will never be fit.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on December 10, 2007, 10:46:08 am: No she isn't. Although next to that Radio 1 troll Edith Bowman she looks like a goddess.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Monolith on December 10, 2007, 10:49:08 am: Quote from: Scouse D on December 10, 2007, 10:39:50 am
Jo Whiley is not, and will never be fit.

And will always be the most offensive inoffensive sycophant in the known universe.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: butters on December 10, 2007, 10:52:53 am: Quote from: Richie Crouch on December 09, 2007, 09:08:54 pm
Found this today, thought she was quite stunning!

(http://web.8a.nu/images/gallery/18925.jpg)

Dunno about stunning but she certainly ticks a lot of boxes in my world.

As for Scouse's statement that Jo Whiley will never ever be fit - did you fall off a problem and hit your head? She is a total MILF.

bluebrad
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: butters on December 10, 2007, 10:54:20 am: Quote from: Monolith on December 10, 2007, 10:49:08 am

And will always be the most offensive inoffensive sycophant in the known universe.

That is a slight issue I will admit... :)

bluebrad
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: dave on December 10, 2007, 11:00:48 am: Whiley's only redeeming feature is she's one of the few remaining radio1 DJs not to have a fucking annoying Bolton accent. "I'm vernon kerrr and yer listing to radier 1. Big shewt to those lads over therr in Bilton having a big night ewt" etc etc. fucking cunt. don't get me started on sara cox nether.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Johnny Brown on December 10, 2007, 11:02:56 am: Cox was the reason I stopped listening to Radio 1, even Wogan was more tolerable. Then of course Ken Bruce became the carrot to Cox's stick.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Bubba on December 10, 2007, 11:06:15 am: Edith Bowman should be taken off the air - her voice makes me want to hurt myself.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on December 10, 2007, 11:06:50 am: I don't want to know about Ken Bruce's carrot ta. Vernon Kaye is a fucking prick & Bowman is the worst of the lot. :agree:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Monolith on December 10, 2007, 11:09:40 am: Quote from: dave on December 10, 2007, 11:00:48 am
Whiley's only redeeming feature is she's one of the few remaining radio1 DJs not to have a fucking annoying Bolton accent. "I'm vernon kerrr and yer listing to radier 1. Big shewt to those lads over therr in Bilton having a big night ewt" etc etc.

Jesus, so so true.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: nik at work on December 10, 2007, 01:41:10 pm: Cox is the worst. End of.

Can we get back to the scantily clad hotties near rocks now please?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: cofe on December 10, 2007, 05:17:54 pm: Quote from: dave on December 10, 2007, 11:00:48 am
Whiley's only redeeming feature is she's one of the few remaining radio1 DJs not to have a fucking annoying Bolton accent.

she's still a dick. anyone who talks with an australian question itonation should be hung, drawn and quartered. and then shot. she's the sycophant's sycophant as well. she makes those annoying twats who loiter around chris fucking moyles sound like people who are genuinely interested in chris, as a dj, and a person.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Obi-Wan is lost... on December 10, 2007, 07:18:49 pm: Quote from: nik at work on December 10, 2007, 01:41:10 pm
Can we get back to the scantily clad hotties near rocks now please?
Go on then.
(http://www.sharpendbooks.com/cals/2008/06ImageMay.jpg)
(http://www.sharpendbooks.com/cals/2008/13Image.jpg)
(http://www.sharpendbooks.com/cals/2008/04Image_March.jpg)
(http://www.sharpendbooks.com/cals/2008/05Image_April.jpg)
This last one is a little TOO muscular. :'(

Oh and Whiley can't even open her eyes properly, let alone interview someone. Wonder why her tv chatshow was dropped after one series? I don't.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Fiend on December 10, 2007, 07:22:21 pm: Trad fitties!

P.S. Radio died in October 2004.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Drew on December 10, 2007, 07:57:08 pm: Quote from: Richie Crouch on December 09, 2007, 09:08:54 pm
Found this today, thought she was quite stunning!

(http://web.8a.nu/images/gallery/18925.jpg)

Phwoar!

Dunno about her age though... could be 15? Could be 25?

Quote from: Obi-Wan is lost... on December 10, 2007, 07:18:49 pm
(http://www.sharpendbooks.com/cals/2008/04Image_March.jpg)

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Stoat on December 10, 2007, 09:30:10 pm: Obi-Wan

No bother. I'll take the muscled one.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Eddies on December 10, 2007, 09:51:15 pm: Vicky gets my vote too.
Wow wa wee waa
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: andy_e on December 10, 2007, 10:23:56 pm: Quote from: EDDIES on December 10, 2007, 09:51:15 pm
Vicky gets my vote too.
Wow wa wee waa

Dibs on third go!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on December 13, 2007, 05:23:36 pm: I knew it was too good to be true when I ordered this doll.
I should have checked the size before getting my hopes up.

(http://boulderingvideos.googlepages.com/toriallen.jpg/toriallen-full.jpg)

My pocket-sized-spotter
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Jim on December 13, 2007, 05:25:31 pm: did you think the H was a F?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on December 13, 2007, 05:35:34 pm: I was expecting "Tori Allen ^(tm) 'signature' Bendable Female Rock Climber Fuck Doll. Complete with harness, rope and accessories order 330/573TA only $...... " :wall:
At least I didn't order the John Allen one as well.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Eddies on December 13, 2007, 06:52:42 pm: Quote from: lagerstarfish on December 13, 2007, 05:23:36 pm
I knew it was too good to be true when I ordered this doll.

(http://boulderingvideos.googlepages.com/toriallen.jpg/toriallen-full.jpg)

The Tori Allen Signature HuckDoll comes with Oakley sunglasses, a Petzl helmet and quickdraws, a Krieg chalk bag, a rope and TORI'S MONKEY :shrug:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: AndiT on December 13, 2007, 07:32:30 pm: That's a monkey AND boreal rock shoes.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Carnage on December 13, 2007, 09:19:42 pm: Quote from: Obi-Wan is lost... on December 10, 2007, 07:18:49 pm
(http://www.sharpendbooks.com/cals/2008/05Image_April.jpg)
This last one is a little TOO muscular. :'(

The muscles help when it comes to manipulating people I expect - She's a physiotherapist who does a lot of work with climbers and is based about 10mins from me. :)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Yossarian on December 13, 2007, 10:15:54 pm: Not Hong Kong Stu's friend Olivia then...?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: AndyR on December 14, 2007, 03:43:58 am: Quote from: Yossarian on December 13, 2007, 10:15:54 pm
Not Hong Kong Stu's friend Olivia then...?
The very same I suspect - I was talking to her ex this evening.....
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: hongkongstuey on December 14, 2007, 05:26:15 am: yup, that's here

Carnage - you mean Olivia's actually got a job? that's probably the first one she's had in the 8-years I've known her... (thought she was living in Boulder these days though?)

P.S. That photo makes her look far LESS muscley than she is these days (or at least was last time I saw her)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Carnage on December 16, 2007, 10:04:08 pm: Sounds like she's moved then. A mate was going to the physio clinic attached to the UNSW and told me she was working there, but this was a while back.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on December 18, 2007, 09:16:44 pm: This picture says a lot about so many things that I get confused trying to think of them and put it into words. Not to mention what it says about me that I choose to confuse myself further by confusing my posting with reflecting. It is a good thing that I am not given to looking for meaning in such things.

Nice arms though.

(http://boulderingvideos.googlepages.com/Mina_Markovic_5.jpg/Mina_Markovic_5-full.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Bubba on December 18, 2007, 09:23:52 pm: From the same site:

(http://www.marcotogni.it/rockmaster2007/foto/Maja_Vidmar_3.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Fiend on December 18, 2007, 10:59:24 pm: Quote from: lagerstarfish on December 18, 2007, 09:16:44 pm
This picture says a lot about so many things that I get confused trying to think of them and put it into words. Not to mention what it says about me that I choose to confuse myself further by confusing my posting with reflecting. It is a good thing that I am not given to looking for meaning in such things.

Nice arms though.

Cross clipping?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: A Jooser on December 19, 2007, 12:11:35 pm: Quote from: lagerstarfish on December 18, 2007, 09:16:44 pm
This picture says a lot about so many things that I get confused trying to think of them and put it into words. Not to mention what it says about me that I choose to confuse myself further by confusing my posting with reflecting. It is a good thing that I am not given to looking for meaning in such things.

Nice arms though.

Maybe it’s one for the lookalikes thread?

(http://boulderingvideos.googlepages.com/Mina_Markovic_5.jpg/Mina_Markovic_5-full.jpg)

(http://www.seth-smith.org.uk/images/blog/pit1.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Eddies on December 19, 2007, 12:26:14 pm: Quote from: Fiend on December 18, 2007, 10:59:24 pm
Cross clipping?

Indeed. tut tut
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Falling Down on December 19, 2007, 12:27:38 pm: Nice Pic Bubba. She's called Maja...

(http://www.alpikor.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/maja_vidmar_001.jpg)

She climbs 8c...
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: nash1 on December 19, 2007, 12:32:29 pm: I was gonna post a comment combining the word 'sexy' with '8c'

Like, she is very s'8c.

But it was shyte and I didn't bother... or did I? I get confused.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: magpie on December 19, 2007, 04:48:45 pm: She's lovely, she's like a hotter version of Billy Piper.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Drew on December 20, 2007, 12:41:35 am: Quote from: Falling Down on December 19, 2007, 12:27:38 pm
Nice Pic Bubba. She's called Maja...

(http://www.alpikor.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/maja_vidmar_001.jpg)

Beaten to it. Hell yeah!!!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Control freak on December 20, 2007, 05:52:15 am: And she has a sister who climbs too :great:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on December 20, 2007, 08:26:59 am: Fucking hell I felt like I was in some sort of time warp / groundhog day / vortex thing then clicking between this and the "shit isn't that......" thread.

Confusing for my wine addled mind (from last night I hasten to add, it may be Christmas but I've not started yet today). :pissed:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on December 21, 2007, 04:53:06 pm: Think these are posed?

(http://boulderingvideos.googlepages.com/061106fc07_156.jpg/061106fc07_156-full;init:.jpg) (http://boulderingvideos.googlepages.com/061106fc05_555.jpg/061106fc05_555-full;init:.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: fatdoc on December 21, 2007, 09:15:02 pm: awesome mascara...

come to bed eyes or what??!!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Jim on December 21, 2007, 10:24:38 pm: more like cum over my face eye's IMO
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Falling Down on December 21, 2007, 11:19:42 pm: Been out celebrating Jim ?? :lol: :alky:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Jim on December 22, 2007, 08:57:44 am: Well I have got a cask of ale to drink
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: fatdoc on December 22, 2007, 04:55:45 pm: i thought you'd had that ale last week, and it's not finished yet?

:shrug:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Jim on December 22, 2007, 06:15:33 pm: exactly, I've only got another week left to finish it.
74 pints, 14 days, just over 5 pints a day, every day, for 2 weeks :alky:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: fatdoc on December 22, 2007, 10:23:17 pm: may I offer my full seasonal greetings to you for such a sustained effort
:beer2:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Jim on December 23, 2007, 09:47:42 pm: I'll drink to that :beer2:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Drew on December 23, 2007, 10:18:02 pm: You'd better had, there must be about 30 pints still waiting... :beer1:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Drew on December 23, 2007, 10:34:35 pm: Anyway, back on topic

(http://www.rockclimbing.com/images/photos/assets/0/334520-largest_erica_climbing.jpg)

Unfortunately the better poses, are slightly out of focus
(http://www.rockclimbing.com/images/photos/assets/0/305990-largest_smile.jpg)

And I can't remember what the consensus was on Lynn Hill, but I would.
(http://fcorpet.free.fr/Denis/M/Grimpeuses/images/Lynn-Hill-pub-dare.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Drew on December 23, 2007, 10:43:21 pm: And, I believe I can't link to pics on UKC? So here's the URL:

http://www.ukclimbing.com/images/dbpage.html?id=28831
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Johnny Brown on December 24, 2007, 11:16:39 am: Ch-ch-ch-chiddo! Fockin Boylshut.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Houdini on December 26, 2007, 09:15:40 am: Get yourself to an optician, Drew, before it's too late. :-[ :lol: :jaw:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on January 03, 2008, 01:31:56 am: a smile is always nice
(http://boulderingvideos.googlepages.com/fil_4072.jpg/fil_4072-full.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on January 03, 2008, 01:36:44 am: This not-drinking is doing me no good at all. I keep thinking about this lady's huge hands and it's keeping me awake.
(http://boulderingvideos.googlepages.com/bighands.jpg/bighands-full;init:.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Houdini on January 03, 2008, 05:25:44 am: Tell me you're drinking again, please!

Or are we due a renaissance of the skanky minger?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: magpie on January 04, 2008, 04:06:09 pm: Quote from: lagerstarfish on January 03, 2008, 01:36:44 am
This not-drinking is doing me no good at all. I keep thinking about this lady's huge hands and it's keeping me awake.

If you're looking at her hands then not drinking is the least of your worries ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on January 09, 2008, 12:41:07 am: The DFBWGC spider has found some more unlikely pics on 'tinterweb, more undressed than fit unfortunately
(http://boulderingvideos.googlepages.com/efott028ri1.jpg/efott028ri1-full;init:.jpg)

:off: ?
(http://boulderingvideos.googlepages.com/02sn7.jpg/02sn7-full;init:.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Bubba on January 09, 2008, 11:26:33 am: She must be at least 12.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Houdini on January 09, 2008, 11:34:39 am: Appropriate jewelery . . .

. . . ah c'mon!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on January 09, 2008, 12:22:55 pm: My ethics are still ukcfed from reading the pre-clipping-downclimbing thread. Was that an inaproprite thing to post? I'll remove it just in case. I hadn't thought about it really. Interesting lapse of judgement...
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Nibile on January 09, 2008, 12:52:31 pm: Quote from: lagerstarfish on January 03, 2008, 01:36:44 am
This not-drinking is doing me no good at all. I keep thinking about this lady's huge hands and it's keeping me awake.
(http://boulderingvideos.googlepages.com/bighands.jpg/bighands-full;init:.jpg)

stefania de grandi.
there's alot to stay awake.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: runt on January 09, 2008, 02:20:43 pm: Got her number nibs? ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on January 09, 2008, 02:28:22 pm: Is that her real name or an observation?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: rasheed on January 09, 2008, 02:33:13 pm: Quote from: runt on January 09, 2008, 02:20:43 pm
Got her number?

6 6 6
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on January 09, 2008, 02:33:43 pm: Quote from: Jaspersharpe on January 09, 2008, 02:28:22 pm
Is that her real name or an observation?

Yep, they are real (name and chest)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: rasheed on January 09, 2008, 02:36:12 pm: bah! they'd be stoned in rawalpindi
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: andy_e on January 09, 2008, 02:44:38 pm: Is cannabis legal there then?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on January 18, 2008, 02:20:15 pm: Rain, work, rain, work in the rain, getting rained on in the dark going home from being rained on at work.

I know! Post on DFBWGC whilst watching it rain.

(http://boulderingvideos.googlepages.com/lagerlaugh1.jpg/lagerlaugh1-full;init:.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on January 18, 2008, 02:29:19 pm: I'll try that again to see if it stops raining

(http://boulderingvideos.googlepages.com/UKB2.jpg/UKB2-full;init:.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Bubba on January 18, 2008, 03:54:46 pm: Beautiful girl ruined by fake tits that look just like all the other fake tits.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: a dense loner on January 18, 2008, 04:51:58 pm: beautiful girl with beautiful fake tits
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Houdini on January 18, 2008, 06:23:41 pm: You've been silent for a while Dense, clearly two plastic bags is what it takes to lure you out of hiding. ;)

('Ere, wouldn't mind getting my grubby little mitts on them meself, like *drool*)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Bubba on January 18, 2008, 06:39:22 pm: Aye, I know lots of folks don't mind silicon sammies but i'm not a fan at all - I prefer things au naturel as it were :)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Houdini on January 18, 2008, 06:54:59 pm: I jest. I don't dig any form of mutilation especially one such as this which kinda plays on all the worst insecurities a woman might have.

Anyone else a leg man?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: andy_e on January 18, 2008, 07:08:59 pm: Can't believe no-one's said anything about "pulling on those jugs"
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: GCW on January 18, 2008, 07:29:58 pm: Quote from: andi_e on January 18, 2008, 07:08:59 pm
Can't believe no-one's said anything about "pulling on those jugs"

That's because she isn't. If you actually looked she's on a tight rope in both pics. So she's taking minimal weight on her arms really.
Fool.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Fiend on January 18, 2008, 11:36:10 pm: I'm more interested in dense's return.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: GCW on January 18, 2008, 11:43:12 pm: Quote from: Fiend on January 18, 2008, 11:36:10 pm
I'm more interested in dense's return.

About 5 millilitres. So I'm told :whistle:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on January 21, 2008, 02:33:34 pm: (http://boulderingvideos.googlepages.com/set002_04.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: account_inactive on January 21, 2008, 02:59:53 pm: :thumbsdown:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: neil h on January 21, 2008, 03:06:05 pm: you fucking blind :o

:lol:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Houdini on January 21, 2008, 03:11:54 pm: She's gorgeous!

Hard to say what turns me on the most . . . Hmmm . . . Yes, it's her perfectly toned body. Clearly this chick is into pilates (and steak and ale pies).

*Cracks one off sharpish*
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: account_inactive on January 21, 2008, 03:16:00 pm: I think it's her nuts.........
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Falling Down on January 21, 2008, 03:41:02 pm: She belongs in the lookalike thread doubled up with Genesis P Orridge...
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Eddies on January 21, 2008, 06:58:04 pm: Looks photoshopped!? :lol:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on January 22, 2008, 10:21:40 am: Quote from: Houdini on January 18, 2008, 06:54:59 pm
Anyone else a leg man?

some legs...

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/192/501233428_d3737c263c_o.jpg)

toned legs (if she doesn't climb, she should)

(http://boulderingvideos.googlepages.com/529021286_3ea472ad6a_211.jpg)

random leg

(http://boulderingvideos.googlepages.com/gnochd3.jpg)

legs in action

(http://boulderingvideos.googlepages.com/perlova01.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Houdini on January 22, 2008, 10:26:12 am: Nice. And curiously non are skank-mistresses :-\
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Adam Lincoln on January 22, 2008, 10:34:02 am: (http://jesuslovesteens.com/images/alison7.jpg)

Kind of climbing
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Adam Lincoln on January 22, 2008, 10:35:04 am: Legs you say?

(http://www.ivygateblog.com/images/ANTM3a.png)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Houdini on January 22, 2008, 10:36:07 am: :whistle: :bow:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: slackline on January 22, 2008, 10:37:48 am: Quote from: Adam Lincoln on January 22, 2008, 10:35:04 am
Legs you say?

(http://www.ivygateblog.com/images/ANTM3a.png)

The heels look shit :P

Nice legs though.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on January 22, 2008, 12:59:21 pm: (http://boulderingvideos.googlepages.com/mat.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on January 22, 2008, 01:19:45 pm: Legs are great

(http://boulderingvideos.googlepages.com/libbyl2aj3.jpg)

(http://boulderingvideos.googlepages.com/215.jpg)

(http://boulderingvideos.googlepages.com/img_3199_r1.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Fiend on January 22, 2008, 01:47:17 pm: Hmmm I generally tend to say "no" to any legs with calves skinnier than my forearms.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Bubba on January 22, 2008, 02:57:05 pm: Yeah, the woman who also looks a bit terrified in Adam's post just looks anorexic.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: philo on January 22, 2008, 03:02:43 pm: i dont know where lagerfish gets them from!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: SA Chris on January 22, 2008, 03:15:47 pm: Quote from: Fiend on January 22, 2008, 01:47:17 pm
Hmmm I generally tend to say "no" to any legs with calves skinnier than my forearms.

Famine victims then? :)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on January 22, 2008, 07:39:40 pm: Quote from: Fiend on January 22, 2008, 01:47:17 pm
Hmmm I generally tend to say "no" to any legs with calves skinnier than my forearms.

calves eh?

(http://www.viaggi24.ilsole24ore.com/fnts/turismo/immagini/540x400/nuovazelanda205.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Will Hunt on January 22, 2008, 07:40:11 pm: Where are all these pics of semi clad girls on indoor walls coming from? Is this the latest fad in modelling agencies?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on January 22, 2008, 08:12:34 pm: Quote from: Will Hunt on January 22, 2008, 07:40:11 pm
Where are all these pics of semi clad girls on indoor walls coming from? Is this the latest fad in modelling agencies?

Well....
Some American "reality" show about models did a shoot on a wall...

(http://www.topmodelgossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/americas-next-top-model-cycle9-episode-3-ambreal.jpg)

(http://www.topmodelgossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/americas-next-top-model-cycle9-episode-3-bianca.jpg)

etc. etc. (http://www.topmodelgossip.com/america%E2%80%99s-next-top-model-cycle-9-episode-3-rock-climbing/)

and then there is always the old-school approach (http://fcorpet.free.fr/Denis/M/Grimpeuses/01-Climbing-Beauty.html)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on January 25, 2008, 08:38:43 am: Yes, yes, fucking yes!
(http://boulderingvideos.googlepages.com/yyfy.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: grumpycrumpy on January 25, 2008, 10:20:08 am: Now you're talking .....
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: philo on January 25, 2008, 11:55:01 am: Quote from: lagerstarfish on January 25, 2008, 08:38:43 am
Yes, yes, fucking yes!
(http://boulderingvideos.googlepages.com/yyfy.jpg)

oh my! amazing that
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Houdini on January 25, 2008, 12:03:33 pm: Indeed, nice to see Lagers' striking a nice balance between Tits n ass for a change.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: BenF on January 25, 2008, 12:33:54 pm: Quote from: Will Hunt on January 22, 2008, 07:40:11 pm
Where are all these pics of semi clad girls on indoor walls coming from?

They're all photos taken down at our board on an average week night.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: dave on January 25, 2008, 01:08:16 pm: (http://www.blancheblackfitness.com/aaronblack/images/g32115.2.jpg)

(http://www.blancheblackfitness.com/aaronblack/images/f21965.2.jpg)

(http://www.blancheblackfitness.com/aaronblack/images/d22154.1.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Adam Lincoln on January 25, 2008, 03:26:22 pm: Quote from: dave on January 25, 2008, 01:08:16 pm
(http://www.blancheblackfitness.com/aaronblack/images/g32115.2.jpg)

Looks like Millstone....... ::) If only!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on January 25, 2008, 04:44:49 pm: http://www.flickr.com/groups/girlclimb/pool ;D

found this there
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/180/473908686_aeb8769ce2.jpg?v=0)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Adam Lincoln on January 25, 2008, 05:31:14 pm: Quote from: lagerstarfish on January 25, 2008, 04:44:49 pm
http://www.flickr.com/groups/girlclimb/pool ;D

found this there
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/180/473908686_aeb8769ce2.jpg?v=0)

She is called Shay, i used to climb with her in Australia.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: SA Chris on January 25, 2008, 06:21:00 pm: Medal ceremony is next week Adam.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Adam Lincoln on January 25, 2008, 06:38:42 pm: Quote from: SA Chris on January 25, 2008, 06:21:00 pm
Medal ceremony is next week Adam.

Darn it.....
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Doylo on January 25, 2008, 06:44:12 pm: Adam picking up his medal (he's the one on the left):

(http://www.gaygameschicago.org/images/ceremonies/Medal/medal9.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Adam Lincoln on January 25, 2008, 06:50:02 pm: Quote from: Doylo on January 25, 2008, 06:44:12 pm
Adam picking up his medal (he's the one on the left):

(http://www.gaygameschicago.org/images/ceremonies/Medal/medal9.jpg)

Chris, YOU of all people should know i am BIGGER than that...........
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Houdini on January 25, 2008, 06:50:45 pm: Too many weights not enough speed work.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Doylo on January 25, 2008, 06:54:28 pm: yeah your right, that guys a bit of a midget ain't he
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Houdini on January 25, 2008, 06:57:01 pm: That guy in the back row is wearing a ladies G, I'm certain.

Though perhaps the oddest thing is they're using liquid tan, and they're naturally browner . . . strewth.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Adam Lincoln on January 25, 2008, 06:58:08 pm: Quote from: Doylo on January 25, 2008, 06:54:28 pm
yeah your right, that guys a bit of a midget ain't he

mate, your sarcasm radar is slipping, i didnt mean his body size!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Houdini on January 25, 2008, 06:59:14 pm: That's roids for you, Mr. Lincoln.

They make it smaller than necessary.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Doylo on January 25, 2008, 07:01:45 pm: Quote from: Adam Lincoln on January 25, 2008, 06:58:08 pm
Quote from: Doylo on January 25, 2008, 06:54:28 pm
yeah your right, that guys a bit of a midget ain't he

mate, your sarcasm radar is slipping, i didnt mean his body size!

Really! Which continent are you in at the moment anyway?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Adam Lincoln on January 25, 2008, 07:04:31 pm: Quote from: Doylo on January 25, 2008, 07:01:45 pm
Quote from: Adam Lincoln on January 25, 2008, 06:58:08 pm
Quote from: Doylo on January 25, 2008, 06:54:28 pm
yeah your right, that guys a bit of a midget ain't he

mate, your sarcasm radar is slipping, i didnt mean his body size!

Really! Which continent are you in at the moment anyway?

England. Have been for a week. Off to States again Tuesday for 3 months.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Houdini on January 25, 2008, 07:15:08 pm: Mr. Lincoln

Which bank did you rob and can I have some of it too? ;D
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Adam Lincoln on January 25, 2008, 07:18:12 pm: Quote from: Houdini on January 25, 2008, 07:15:08 pm
Mr. Lincoln
Which bank did you rob and can I have some of it too? ;D

Its been 16 months since i last worked, do you really wish the day i have to get a job again on anyone!? Trust me, its not going to be pretty! :'(
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Houdini on January 25, 2008, 07:26:48 pm: 18 months eh?

And I thought my four months off was luxurious. String it out Mr Lincoln, we are only young once. Fo sho

*awful bitter laughter ranges through the Technarium*
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: grumpycrumpy on January 26, 2008, 08:12:51 am: Impressed .... I thought I had an easy life only working six months of the year .....
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Carnage on January 26, 2008, 08:34:33 am: Quote from: lagerstarfish on January 25, 2008, 04:44:49 pm
found this there
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/180/473908686_aeb8769ce2.jpg?v=0)

This is my pic. Can I have a medal too? ;D
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Falling Down on January 26, 2008, 08:55:12 am: I've not had more than two weeks off for 16 years!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: SA Chris on January 26, 2008, 09:26:21 pm: Quote from: Adam Lincoln on January 25, 2008, 07:04:31 pm

England. Have been for a week. Off to States again Tuesday for 3 months.

Where you starting off? We are in Keystone Colorado from 1st to 13th.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Adam Lincoln on January 26, 2008, 09:45:58 pm: Quote from: SA Chris on January 26, 2008, 09:26:21 pm
Quote from: Adam Lincoln on January 25, 2008, 07:04:31 pm

England. Have been for a week. Off to States again Tuesday for 3 months.

Where you starting off? We are in Keystone Colorado from 1st to 13th.

Month in Hueco, month in Bishop, then month on Yosemite.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Bubba on February 01, 2008, 07:01:45 pm: (http://games.tiscali.cz//images/tombraidunder/blg3.jpg)

Yay! Lara returns this autumn :)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on February 06, 2008, 07:45:31 pm: Hurray for girls!
(http://a623.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/65/l_edf184593e81ff5ca728a1f34191a6be.jpg)

(http://a40.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/39/l_bc25bde40d7bdda5d82bf1405f399d37.jpg)

(http://a79.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/116/l_bd44b563cc288241da45ca374a9513be.jpg)

(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/7194_633378206346078750.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on February 06, 2008, 11:02:31 pm: Following the publication of this over on 8a.nu....
(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/15224_633377460869672362.jpg)

...inspired ladies have been doing some very specific training...
(http://www.usprimiero.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/sez1news99big1.jpg)

Yeah, I know ::)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: butters on February 07, 2008, 12:52:45 am: Was looking through this thread and the comment (from my housemates) on this pic was something along the lines of do The Living Dead do bouldering?

(http://a623.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/65/l_edf184593e81ff5ca728a1f34191a6be.jpg)

Also she is not fit enough to get away with camera angles as whack as that - reminds me of a mate of mine who posted a pic of himself climbing but "accidentally" sent it in upside down to make the problem look gnarly. :jaw:

bluebrad
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: philo on February 07, 2008, 12:55:36 am: she has a certain amount of cuteness about her,
i think she pulls it off!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Control freak on February 07, 2008, 02:45:55 am: Quote from: Houdini on January 25, 2008, 06:50:45 pm
Too many weights not enough speed work.

:off: but that is a quality movie
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on February 07, 2008, 09:03:21 pm: Quote from: bluebrad on February 07, 2008, 12:52:45 am
Was looking through this thread and the comment (from my housemates) on this pic was something along the lines of do The Living Dead do bouldering?

Also she is not fit enough to get away with camera angles as whack as that

bluebrad

No offence intended, but.....Fuck off bluebrad and housemate, she is well Fit and well Not Dead.
I may promote the odd skanky minger via this thread, but this ivory skinned, auburn beauty is not one of them.

Quote from: philo on February 07, 2008, 12:55:36 am
she has a certain amount of cuteness about her,
i think she pulls it off!

Word. She is Chocolate Flapjack in the woods.

And futher more...
(http://a10.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/22/l_41ab03b3af1712e7eac1d5af722c2ed9.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Houdini on February 07, 2008, 09:49:50 pm: Ginger minger! I'm w/ Bluebrad

Do your worst middle-aged sex fiend! ;D

. . . You've got skin like porcelain, like crusty restroom porcelain, like dusty restroom porcelain - the best place for you is the hell out of my life - the best place or you is the hell out of my life - the best place for you is the hell out of my life . . . . - Jesus Lizard
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Bubba on February 07, 2008, 09:55:45 pm: I'm with Lager on this one.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: philo on February 07, 2008, 10:07:03 pm: im with lager too.
!!!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Falling Down on February 07, 2008, 10:11:15 pm: Quote from: Bubba on February 07, 2008, 09:55:45 pm

I'm with Lager on this one.

Me too... she's cute
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Houdini on February 07, 2008, 10:20:28 pm: She muchos Transylvanian dude! ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: GCW on February 07, 2008, 10:27:38 pm: There's just something about ginger hair.....
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: andy_e on February 07, 2008, 10:47:28 pm: Gorgeous redheads ftw!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: butters on February 07, 2008, 11:39:43 pm: Quote from: lagerstarfish on February 07, 2008, 09:03:21 pm

No offence intended, but.....Fuck off bluebrad and housemate, she is well Fit and well Not Dead.
I may promote the odd skanky minger via this thread, but this ivory skinned, auburn beauty is not one of them.

Ivory skinned she may be (being the living dead) but auburn she ain't - look at those roots mate!! ;D

Underground - no idea if you know me but you guessed right, I am one ugly critter but at least I look alive. Today you are get a wad point for giving me negative karma - real karma coming at you boy!! ;)

bluebrad
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Houdini on February 07, 2008, 11:55:36 pm: She's so from Sheff!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: fatdoc on February 08, 2008, 07:06:35 am: I'm with Lager, very niiiiiiccee.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Fatboy on February 08, 2008, 08:24:25 am: Agreed, she is shweeeeet!! :-*
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Fiend on February 08, 2008, 09:25:35 am: Bluebrad you look re-animated not alive!!

Chick is cute - kinda odd looking cute, but that's a good thing.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Yossarian on February 14, 2008, 06:15:02 pm: (http://www.cwtv.com/thecw/gen-gallery-antm09-models/5/images/c/0002/cw-antm09-heather-container_007706-dad87d-500x667.jpg)

(http://www.cwtv.com/thecw/gen-gallery-antm09-models/7/images/c/0002/cw-antm09-jenah-container_007712-4f9db3-500x667.jpg)

that's what happens when you only have one hand with which to put your make-up on...
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: AndyR on February 15, 2008, 05:26:04 am: The other thread is making me feel uneasy....
(http://www.pbase.com/nilepoc/image/92959131.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on February 24, 2008, 08:43:16 pm: West Side Story! Good effort Katy :bow:

Hot Aches probably doesn't allow linking.... but I think you deserve a mention on this thread.

http://bp2.blogger.com/_P8ZJ8GytXDM/R7x4DLTQkkI/AAAAAAAABAk/5fBvTZlUvDo/s1600-h/West+Side+StoryKaty+WhittakerFeb07Hot+Aches+Images_2.jpg
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Houdini on February 24, 2008, 08:49:49 pm: Andy R, shame on you!

0898 BATTERSEA!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Drew on February 25, 2008, 01:57:03 am: Quote from: lagerstarfish on February 24, 2008, 08:43:16 pm
West Side Story! Good effort Katy :bow:

Good effort, but wrong thread IMO.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on February 25, 2008, 10:06:32 am: (http://www.rockclimbing.com/images/photos/assets/4/368804-largest_form_study.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Johnny Brown on February 25, 2008, 10:24:26 am: Quote
Quote
West Side Story! Good effort Katy :worship

Good effort, but wrong thread IMO.

Howsabout now?
(http://www.zen59200.zen.co.uk/Adam/Galleries/Climbing/katyorbust.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Oli on February 25, 2008, 12:23:22 pm: What route is that last picture of?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Bonjoy on February 25, 2008, 12:25:21 pm: Looks like Ullyses Or Bust to me
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Eddies on February 25, 2008, 10:19:59 pm: Yes it is, not much chalk on those lovely hands either.
*Sigh*
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: AndyR on February 26, 2008, 12:29:05 am: Quote from: Houdini on February 24, 2008, 08:49:49 pm
Andy R, shame on you!

0898 BATTERSEA!

If you'd rather keep watching the 'other' thread, be my guest.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Danger on February 27, 2008, 03:52:21 pm: (http://www.susanica.com/photos/45484420846bf23bb10c05_f.jpg)

DISCLAIMER - She may be ginger
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Danger on February 27, 2008, 03:57:25 pm: (http://www.susanica.com/photos/130025467046f00e2c2c097_f.jpg)

http://www.susanica.com/tag/women (http://www.susanica.com/tag/women)
There is plenty here to keep you . . . err occupied.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Houdini on February 27, 2008, 04:08:01 pm: Liking the cut of yer jib there Danger 8)

Ah tell thee, If sh' weren't gurnin' shid get it

(http://www.susanica.com/photos/149618456446cf735f34114_f.jpg)

Ah eetdjew w' ma teef! No w' ma chopsteek!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on February 28, 2008, 06:38:54 pm: (http://boulderingvideos.googlepages.com/mmm_632.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: andy_e on February 28, 2008, 07:17:34 pm: Pucker up...
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Carnage on February 28, 2008, 09:19:15 pm: She looks like she needs a good bath. Preferably with a hose. From a distance.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Houdini on February 28, 2008, 09:22:20 pm: She needs hanging by the feet and a good shearing - Outback style. :whistle:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: nathan wind on February 29, 2008, 11:45:46 pm: I thought it was dave lee roth!!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: butters on March 03, 2008, 04:06:21 pm: lagers - you have now taken the DFBWGC thread to a new low which I thought that you would struggle to do after displaying the contents of your "supermodels on easy routes" collection! Congratulations ;)

bluebrad
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Will Hunt on March 03, 2008, 04:39:58 pm: (http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3208/2307266369_707a6945e4.jpg?v=0)

:whistle:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: slackline on March 03, 2008, 05:06:00 pm: (http://farm1.static.flickr.com/150/432716518_c4e3eeb792.jpg?v=0) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/markus_76/432716518/)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on March 03, 2008, 05:11:18 pm: deja vu (http://ukbouldering.com/board/index.php/topic,3291.msg130801.html#msg130801) is sometimes a good thing
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on March 03, 2008, 05:15:21 pm: Quote from: bluebrad on March 03, 2008, 04:06:21 pm
lagers - you have now taken the DFBWGC thread to a new low which I thought that you would struggle to do after displaying the contents of your "supermodels on easy routes" collection! Congratulations ;)

bluebrad

Low you say?

(http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/5909/v010022zj4.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: butters on March 03, 2008, 06:05:48 pm: Quote from: lagerstarfish on March 03, 2008, 05:15:21 pm

Low you say?

(http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/5909/v010022zj4.jpg)

Wow! She has pulled a move so hard that she has fell out of her swimsuit! :jaw:

bluebrad
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on March 03, 2008, 06:08:06 pm: Quote
But go to some climbing websites and behind a veil of anonymity on the very public internet you will witness long threads containing images of "Hot Babes Who Climb" where women are rated on a scale of 1 to 10 and labeled as hot or not, minger or babe, as regards whether the expression of their genes conforms to a notion of beauty perpetrated by society. The mob mentality is always cruel and heartless.
:-\
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Houdini on March 03, 2008, 06:11:37 pm: I can guarantee that whoever wrote that was fucking booted. And you know I'm almost never wrong. 8)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on March 03, 2008, 06:14:33 pm: Quote from: Houdini on March 03, 2008, 06:11:37 pm
I can guarantee that whoever wrote that was fucking booted. And you know I'm almost never wrong. 8)

:lol:

please explain "booted" in this context, ta
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Houdini on March 03, 2008, 06:24:07 pm: Why it's someone who wears Boreal or Red Chilli of their own volition, of course.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: magpie on March 03, 2008, 09:42:56 pm: Quote from: Will Hunt on March 03, 2008, 04:39:58 pm
:whistle:
I'd have gone with the topless shot myself Will. Consider yourself slapped next time I get within reaching distance :spank:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Drew on March 04, 2008, 12:13:40 am: Quote from: magpie on March 03, 2008, 09:42:56 pm
Quote from: Will Hunt on March 03, 2008, 04:39:58 pm
:whistle:
I'd have gone with the topless shot myself Will. Consider yourself slapped next time I get within reaching distance :spank:

So is this you?

Quote from: Will Hunt on March 03, 2008, 04:39:58 pm
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3208/2307266369_707a6945e4.jpg?v=0)

:whistle:

Well if I may be so bold, I think it's in the right thread!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: magpie on March 04, 2008, 10:12:27 am: Bless you Drew, that's the kind of bold I enjoy. :-[
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on March 05, 2008, 04:29:14 pm: Katharina Franke seems rather lovely

(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/16414.jpg)

(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/16414_633357374490781250.jpg)

(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/16414_633357379096875000.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: old cheese on March 05, 2008, 06:16:51 pm: Quote from: lagerstarfish on March 05, 2008, 04:29:14 pm
Katharina Franke seems rather lovely

(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/16414_633357379096875000.jpg)

If your a kid!!! she looks about 13
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: chappers on March 05, 2008, 06:32:57 pm: Quote from: Drew on March 04, 2008, 12:13:40 am
Quote from: magpie on March 03, 2008, 09:42:56 pm
Quote from: Will Hunt on March 03, 2008, 04:39:58 pm
:whistle:
I'd have gone with the topless shot myself Will. Consider yourself slapped next time I get within reaching distance :spank:

So is this you?

Quote from: Will Hunt on March 03, 2008, 04:39:58 pm
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3208/2307266369_707a6945e4.jpg?v=0)

:whistle:

Well if I may be so bold, I think it's in the right thread!
Quote from: magpie on March 04, 2008, 10:12:27 am
Bless you Drew, that's the kind of bold I enjoy. :-[

when is the first date? should bubba get a new hat?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Drew on March 05, 2008, 07:16:58 pm: Quote from: chappers on March 05, 2008, 06:32:57 pm
when is the first date? should bubba get a new hat?

Alas, I'm not into beastiality, be it a magpie, or a squirrel!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on March 06, 2008, 10:38:47 am: Quote from: old cheese on March 05, 2008, 06:16:51 pm
If your a kid!!! she looks about 13

Quote
Date of birth 1978-09-25
makes her about 29
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: old cheese on March 06, 2008, 06:23:31 pm: Quote
Date of birth 1978-09-25
makes her about 29
[/quote]

I bow down to both you on 2 counts. Firstly this date of birth would indeed put her at about 29 and secondly (more telling perhaps) i appreciate the stalker like accuracy of your info gathering. Do you know her measurements? is she a veggie coz she looks a bit pasty :whistle:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on March 06, 2008, 09:58:51 pm: All I know is

Quote
Date of birth 1978-09-25
Height 167 cm
Weight about 58 kg
Started climbing 2003
Occupation studieren&arbeiten
Other interrests Capoeira
Best comp. result
Best climbing area alleswasfelshat
Areas where I can guide Thüringen/Franken/FR/ESP

:lol: falls down :lol:

I was thinking the very same thing, Old Cheese.

I actually checked before posting in the first place just to make sure I was not making some kind of inapropriate thingywhatsit.
8a.nu is a pure stalker site.
:lol:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Houdini on March 06, 2008, 10:08:56 pm: Apart from the tits and being 6 years younger, her stats are identical to mine, kinda. She must be a filly! :whistle:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: magpie on March 06, 2008, 10:19:12 pm: Quote from: Drew on March 05, 2008, 07:16:58 pm
Alas, I'm not into beastiality

>:(
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Will Hunt on March 06, 2008, 11:24:45 pm: Quote from: chappers on March 05, 2008, 06:32:57 pm
when is the first date?
[/quote

There probably wont be one unless Drew wants a slap from her boyfriend!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Drew on March 06, 2008, 11:56:35 pm: Quote from: magpie on March 06, 2008, 10:19:12 pm
Quote from: Drew on March 05, 2008, 07:16:58 pm
Alas, I'm not into beastiality

>:(

Oh come on!!! You're MAGPIE... and your picture is a SQUIRREL!!!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: magpie on March 07, 2008, 03:38:09 pm: :-\
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Drew on March 07, 2008, 06:59:22 pm: Quote from: magpie on March 07, 2008, 03:38:09 pm
:-\

:P

:ang:

:kiss2:

:oops:

::)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Fiend on March 07, 2008, 10:56:28 pm: 'pie - go ice climbing!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Will Hunt on March 08, 2008, 12:03:52 am: :agree:

Word Fiend. Word.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Obi-Wan is lost... on March 08, 2008, 12:15:49 am: And anyway....we're back...
(http://www.ladzinski.com/images/emily-zulu-14a-232.jpg)
(http://www.ladzinski.com/images/dhalia-v7-2-rodellar.jpg)
(http://www.ladzinski.com/images/vannesa-12c-4.jpg)
(http://www.ladzinski.com/images/sarah-karateKid.jpg)
(http://www.ladzinski.com/images/sarahMarvez-v11.jpg)
(http://www.ladzinski.com/images/tara-12b-1.jpg)
(http://www.ladzinski.com/images/lauren-lee-picsineta-5.jpg)
(http://www.ladzinski.com/images/lauren-captian-fan-2.jpg)
(http://www.ladzinski.com/images/berta-martin-8a-evasion-6.jpg)
Much better.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Bubba on March 08, 2008, 01:03:48 am: Quote from: Obi-Wan is lost... on March 08, 2008, 12:15:49 am
(http://www.ladzinski.com/images/sarah-karateKid.jpg)

(http://www.obsessedwithfilm.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/karate_kid.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on March 08, 2008, 07:52:47 pm: Not climbing, but taken by a photographer called Ben Moon and featuring mountains... and similar to above post

(http://www.mountainzone.com/photo/2004/ben_moon/photos/photo16.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: SA Chris on March 08, 2008, 09:40:55 pm: And shot on the walk up to the Druid Stones at Bishboshop.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on March 12, 2008, 11:23:40 am: Rapunzel power spot
(http://de.fishki.net/picsu/podb92_22.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on March 12, 2008, 11:26:35 am: (http://climbing.com/photo/image/hp40tc06/HP40-TC06_2424.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Joepicalli on March 12, 2008, 06:20:04 pm: Larger mate where do you find these pictures? How beautiful?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Drew on March 13, 2008, 12:13:49 am: Feeling the need to reassert some heterosexuality

(http://www.climbing.com/photo/image/ryanolson07/ryanolson07-6309.jpg)

(http://www.climbing.com/photo/image/solutionteamtour07/abbey-smith-12d-lumpy.jpg)

(http://www.climbing.com/photo/image/sbsfinals07/alew-puccio-2.jpg)

(http://www.planetgrimpe.com/jpeg/marseille2.jpg)

(http://www.evolvesports.com/2006/2006%20images/gallery%20photos/alexp6.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on March 13, 2008, 09:57:38 am: Quote from: Joepicalli on March 12, 2008, 06:20:04 pm
Larger mate where do you find these pictures? How beautiful?
Well Joe...
All that maths and logic had to get used somehow to stop me going insane, so I developed the Dead Fit Birds Who Go Climbing algorithm for searching 'tinterweb for suitable images (nicknamed BirdBot). My Turing machine seems to understand "fit" to mean "showing lots of skin and having big eyes" so that's where I started. I had intended to use feedback from this thread to tweak the algorithm, but trying to express the opinions of a bunch of boulderers in terms that my computer can understand has proved to be too difficult, even for my immense intelect.

(http://www.acopausa.com/content/com.acopausa.photos.Photo/12/Full_Alli_3.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: magpie on March 13, 2008, 10:01:53 am: Whatever you're doing, it works.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on March 13, 2008, 10:15:54 am: (http://www.acopausa.com/content/com.acopausa.photos.Photo/8/Full_Alli_1.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: yankeepete on March 13, 2008, 02:38:59 pm: Bless you. An excellent pursuit.

And wouldnt that last sports bra look better worn backward?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: butters on March 13, 2008, 08:19:32 pm: Quote from: lagerstarfish on March 13, 2008, 09:57:38 am

All that maths and logic had to get used somehow to stop me going insane, so I developed the Dead Fit Birds Who Go Climbing algorithm for searching 'tinterweb for suitable images (nicknamed BirdBot). My Turing machine seems to understand "fit" to mean "showing lots of skin and having big eyes" so that's where I started. I had intended to use feedback from this thread to tweak the algorithm, but trying to express the opinions of a bunch of boulderers in terms that my computer can understand has proved to be too difficult, even for my immense intelect.

A sterling effort and one that will reap rich rewards from me (or at least a wad point). Do you think that you could provide a bit of input into the algorithm that Drew is using as the results he is getting back are a bit wayward at times. ;)

bluebrad
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Houdini on March 13, 2008, 08:26:40 pm: Word bluebrad, this isn't the dead fat or climbing trout thread . . . Too many spunk bellies of late.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Fiend on March 13, 2008, 08:37:35 pm: Quote from: Houdini on March 13, 2008, 08:26:40 pm
Word bluebrad, this isn't the dead fat or climbing trout thread . . .

Hmmm, I thought under Mr Starfeeeesh's guidance a few weeks ago, it WAS...

Not enough hunchbacks and squinty eyes recently :whistle:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Drew on March 13, 2008, 11:28:04 pm: Quote from: bluebrad on March 13, 2008, 08:19:32 pm
A sterling effort and one that will reap rich rewards from me (or at least a wad point). Do you think that you could provide a bit of input into the algorithm that Drew is using as the results he is getting back are a bit wayward at times. ;)

bluebrad

Que? Je ne sais pas. I may have differing tastes maybe, but surely there's not a bad one within that lot?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on March 14, 2008, 09:25:01 am: Abs to die for
(http://www.repubblica.it/speciale/2003/calendari/images/rocce/rocce03.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on March 14, 2008, 10:27:29 am: (http://www.radicalangles.com/pictures/picture-7.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on March 14, 2008, 11:08:16 am: (http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/NGSPOD06/113395~A-Young-Woman-Climbing-in-Moab-Utah-Posters.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on March 14, 2008, 11:12:59 am: (http://www.barbara-bacher.at/bilder_index/bild1.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: GCW on March 14, 2008, 11:16:07 am: Have you got a full time job as a scourer of t'internet? :lol:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on March 14, 2008, 11:21:15 am: Quote from: GCW on March 14, 2008, 11:16:07 am
Have you got a full time job as a scourer of t'internet? :lol:

Just posting latest results from new BirdBot search :lol:
That lovely Ms Degrandi again...
(http://boulderingvideos.googlepages.com/degrandi03_543.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: robertostallioni on March 14, 2008, 11:30:49 am: (http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2247/2333042466_4326c181bf_o.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on March 14, 2008, 11:38:35 am: Back to work. One last result. Been posted before? Can't remember.
(http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/6092/bshotcs0.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Will Hunt on March 14, 2008, 11:42:22 am: Quote from: lagerstarfish on March 14, 2008, 11:21:15 am
Quote from: GCW on March 14, 2008, 11:16:07 am
Have you got a full time job as a scourer of t'internet? :lol:

Just posting latest results from new BirdBot search :lol:
That lovely Ms Degrandi again...
(http://boulderingvideos.googlepages.com/degrandi03_543.jpg)

Woof Woof :thumbsdown:

Quote from: lagerstarfish on March 14, 2008, 09:25:01 am
Abs to die for
(http://www.repubblica.it/speciale/2003/calendari/images/rocce/rocce03.jpg)

And this one looks like a corpse!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: slackline on March 14, 2008, 11:43:03 am: Quote from: lagerstarfish on March 14, 2008, 11:38:35 am
Back to work. One last result. Been posted before? Can't remember.
(http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/6092/bshotcs0.jpg)

Thats a really cool photo, the way the spotter is almost cradling her......wait hang on what was I thinking, nice cleavage.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on March 14, 2008, 11:58:04 am: Quote
BirdBot ERROR 26.98.01
opinion:entry=Will&Hunt=Woof&s&Woof&thumbsdown is not valid
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: robertostallioni on March 14, 2008, 12:07:25 pm: Thumbs down???
Corpse?????
Butter me up Will.
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2113/2332256289_4bc9725c18_o.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: magpie on March 14, 2008, 03:05:46 pm: Quote from: Will Hunt on March 14, 2008, 11:42:22 am
Woof Woof :thumbsdown:
I don't know Will, I'd put money on her being super hot in person, or even another photo, it's just the angle making her look a bit lumpy weird.

I can't believe the amount of maoning about munters on this thread, 99% of the women posted are super hot, what are you lot looking for??? :shrug:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: butters on March 14, 2008, 03:11:07 pm: Quote from: lagerstarfish on March 14, 2008, 11:38:35 am
Back to work. One last result. Been posted before? Can't remember.
(http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/6092/bshotcs0.jpg)

Hot damn the birdbot is on prime form today - that is just a stunning ~~cleavage~~ shot.

As for you complaining about a naked lady climbing Will - just be glad it wasn't that JCT shot from a few years back!!

bluebrad
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Bubba on March 14, 2008, 03:40:38 pm: Quote from: Houdini on March 13, 2008, 08:26:40 pm
Word bluebrad, this isn't the dead fat or climbing trout thread . . . Too many spunk bellies of late.

Oh come on ffs - i've yet to see anyone fat on here - climbers sure have a warped perspective of weight :lol:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Houdini on March 14, 2008, 03:44:19 pm: Just a jibe Bubz, but there have been some skank mistresses and the odd spunk belly though . . .

bluebrad and I merely seek a higher quality selection of bouldering muff-maidens, s'all ;D
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: robertostallioni on March 14, 2008, 03:51:01 pm: Quote from: Bubba on March 14, 2008, 03:40:38 pm
Quote from: Houdini on March 13, 2008, 08:26:40 pm
Word bluebrad, this isn't the dead fat or climbing trout thread . . . Too many spunk bellies of late.

Oh come on ffs - i've yet to see anyone fat on here - climbers sure have a warped perspective of weight :lol:

Cool, then I take the blond.
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3066/2333381650_ee8b3146c0_o.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: butters on March 14, 2008, 04:03:22 pm: Quote from: robertostallioni on March 14, 2008, 03:51:01 pm

Cool, then I take the blond.
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3066/2333381650_ee8b3146c0_o.jpg)

:o Don't fancy yours much Houdini - makes the ménage a trois I have got booked with the two on the left seem awfully attractive - a potential case of coyote leg if ever there was one...

bluebrad
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Houdini on March 14, 2008, 04:12:27 pm: Yeah, she looks a bit ~~chunky~~ Chucky-like dontcha think?

(http://www.askthecommish.com/_images/action/chucky.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: magpie on March 14, 2008, 04:13:14 pm: Quote from: Houdini on March 14, 2008, 03:44:19 pm
skank mistresses
Quote
spunk belly
Quote
bouldering muff-maidens

You have such a lovely turn of phrase :lol:

Surely to god there was some photoshop work done on that last picture? :o
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Houdini on March 14, 2008, 04:15:21 pm: You're familiar w/ The Morecambe, magpie?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Houdini on March 14, 2008, 04:25:36 pm: For those that aren't:

Morecambe bay

(http://www.aneccc.org.uk/images/cumbria_map.jpg)

Ladies displaying their Morecambe's

(http://curvature.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/mirth.jpg)

You can work it out... And before anyone moans I'd like to point out that all these ladies are E6 leaders.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Shelley21 on March 16, 2008, 08:51:11 pm: (http://www.flickr.com/photos/24749898@N06/2337885275/?eOrig=2337857933)
don't know about dead fit, but here's me during the n wales heatwave last month!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Shelley21 on March 16, 2008, 08:51:45 pm: or maybe not, hmmmm
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: andy_e on March 16, 2008, 08:59:11 pm: (http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2158/2337885275_79e6fc316a.jpg?v=0)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: robertostallioni on March 16, 2008, 09:32:25 pm: A glimpse of bra strap does not a fit bird make
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3255/2338002017_5efb34a83a_o.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: andy_e on March 16, 2008, 10:40:07 pm: just doing shelley21 a favour...
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on March 17, 2008, 03:38:05 pm: Quote from: robertostallioni on March 16, 2008, 09:32:25 pm
A glimpse of bra strap does not a fit bird make

(http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/1576/245592014e90s7b0bceeojh5.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: robertostallioni on March 17, 2008, 03:56:25 pm: My, my. I'm stuggling to look at the rest of ~~the~~ your photo.

Nice beads too, but has she got one of these...
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3176/2340975726_8798b34f45.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Johnny Brown on March 17, 2008, 04:14:41 pm: Shit, that move to Newquay has put a few years on Idol Eyes!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Bonjoy on March 17, 2008, 04:28:29 pm: Hasn't changed his dress sense much though
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: neil h on March 17, 2008, 05:03:45 pm: it all going a bit :off:

(http://islamabad.metblogs.com/archives/images/2007/12/Women_Rock_Climbers.bmp)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on March 17, 2008, 05:55:16 pm: (http://boulderingvideos.googlepages.com/gros2_174.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on March 17, 2008, 06:02:04 pm: what?
(http://www.summitpost.org/images/medium/252639.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on March 17, 2008, 06:17:40 pm: (http://www.merrickales.com/rogers040607/_DSC2210.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: philo on March 17, 2008, 06:47:41 pm: (http://img.ukclimbing.com/i/77132.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: butters on March 17, 2008, 07:29:45 pm: Quote from: lagerstarfish on March 17, 2008, 06:17:40 pm
(http://www.merrickales.com/rogers040607/_DSC2210.jpg)

Have you added the word cleavage to BirdBots algorithm?

bluebrad
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on March 17, 2008, 08:16:54 pm: Quote from: bluebrad on March 17, 2008, 07:29:45 pm

Have you added the word cleavage to BirdBots algorithm?

bluebrad

With varying results...

(http://www.padovando.com/x14sfondi/arrampicata.jpg)

(http://www.ildobermann.it/climbing/serenasuserenissima.jpg)

(http://web.8a.nu/images/gallery/3569_633277011528281250.jpg)

(http://boulderingvideos.googlepages.com/choco_free_137.jpg)

::) :lol:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Houdini on March 17, 2008, 08:22:13 pm: Nice, but I'm looking for something a bit more sluttish/vampy. Question BirdBot will ya?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on March 17, 2008, 08:25:13 pm: Quote from: Houdini on March 17, 2008, 08:22:13 pm
Nice, but I'm looking for something a bit more sluttish/vampy. Question BirdBot will ya?

not quite, but a start...
(http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/2613/660mw2.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: robertostallioni on March 17, 2008, 08:29:15 pm: Blessyoublessyoublessyou.

I am confused.

Is that rock I can see through there or some some sort of interior bra top thing? My eyes are starting to weep and I am losing focus.

(http://web.8a.nu/images/gallery/3569_633277011528281250.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on March 17, 2008, 09:45:19 pm: Quote from: Houdini on March 17, 2008, 08:22:13 pm
Nice, but I'm looking for something a bit more sluttish/vampy. Question BirdBot will ya?

I don't think I am asking Birdbot the right questions, but this is what it has given so far...

(http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/9640/imagemi5.jpg)

(http://www.shesends.com/images/gallery/large/10.jpg)

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/flagstaffbob/lady.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Houdini on March 17, 2008, 09:49:02 pm: Hmmm . . . Gothic boids . . .
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Bubba on March 17, 2008, 09:53:32 pm: Try http://suicidegirls.com/
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on March 17, 2008, 09:58:59 pm: Is this slutty, Houdini?
from here (http://forum.phun.org/showthread.php?p=908116&highlight=climbing#post908116)

(http://cocktalkforclimbers.googlepages.com/mmsg247yr6.jpg/mmsg247yr6-full.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: robertostallioni on March 17, 2008, 10:01:21 pm: i believe that should read :-
Try http://suicidegirls.com/forearms :whistle:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Carnage on March 18, 2008, 01:53:41 am: (http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2338/2332756729_306ae3a8cf_o.jpg)

Hmm - this one could be a bit young......

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3182/2332756585_291a58267d.jpg?v=0)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Doylo on March 18, 2008, 10:14:21 am: Quote from: lagerstarfish on March 17, 2008, 09:58:59 pm
Is this slutty, Houdini?
from here (http://forum.phun.org/showthread.php?p=908116&highlight=climbing#post908116)

(http://cocktalkforclimbers.googlepages.com/mmsg247yr6.jpg/mmsg247yr6-full.jpg)

jesus wept!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Andy B on March 18, 2008, 10:25:43 am: (http://web.8a.nu/images/gallery/3569_633277011528281250.jpg)

I think Monkey Boy and I were climbing with this girl and her boyfriend in Magic Wood in the summer. A very nice German couple.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Jim on March 18, 2008, 07:21:11 pm: Is that horenrauch?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: grumpycrumpy on March 18, 2008, 07:31:24 pm: Quote from: Doylo on March 18, 2008, 10:14:21 am
Quote from: lagerstarfish on March 17, 2008, 09:58:59 pm
Is this slutty, Houdini?
from here (http://forum.phun.org/showthread.php?p=908116&highlight=climbing#post908116)

(http://cocktalkforclimbers.googlepages.com/mmsg247yr6.jpg/mmsg247yr6-full.jpg)

jesus wept!
I'm slightly concerned that she isn't clipped in ....
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Carnage on March 18, 2008, 09:45:55 pm: All taken by big number pulling men but still cute...

(http://www.pitch.com.au/web%20gallery/images/Tilly%20on%20Self%20portrait%20(8).jpg)
(http://www.pitch.com.au/web%20gallery/images/Teegan%20(4).jpg)
(http://www.pitch.com.au/web%20gallery/images/Helen%20(4).jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: SA Chris on March 18, 2008, 10:43:47 pm: Shit this thread needs a NSFW stamp at the moment!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Carnage on March 18, 2008, 10:48:01 pm: Yup - I've been scrolling down very fast! :whistle: *nothing to see here*
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Bubba on March 19, 2008, 10:36:38 am: Hmmm it maybe best to post the full on nekkid pics as a link rather than inline....
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: magpie on March 19, 2008, 10:48:56 am: Could be a plan, work is not the ideal place for me to be transfixed by the alignment of landing strip and screwgate in that last picture :lol:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Norton Sharley on March 19, 2008, 02:51:00 pm: Quote from: Andy B on March 18, 2008, 10:25:43 am
(http://web.8a.nu/images/gallery/3569_633277011528281250.jpg)

I think Monkey Boy and I were climbing with this girl and her boyfriend in Magic Wood in the summer. A very nice German couple.

Weren't called Toby & Petra were they?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Nibile on March 20, 2008, 02:44:45 pm: Quote from: lagerstarfish on March 17, 2008, 08:25:13 pm
Quote from: Houdini on March 17, 2008, 08:22:13 pm
Nice, but I'm looking for something a bit more sluttish/vampy. Question BirdBot will ya?

not quite, but a start...
(http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/2613/660mw2.jpg)

raffaella cottalorda, italian lady puller on many fields (bouldering, lead, drytooling) and bleau local, she lives in paris.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Andy B on March 20, 2008, 02:53:12 pm: Quote from: Jim on March 18, 2008, 07:21:11 pm
Is that horenrauch?

Yep. I believe she did it too. as well as other stuff up to 7c I think.

Quote from: Norton Sharley on March 19, 2008, 02:51:00 pm
Quote from: Andy B on March 18, 2008, 10:25:43 am
(http://web.8a.nu/images/gallery/3569_633277011528281250.jpg)

I think Monkey Boy and I were climbing with this girl and her boyfriend in Magic Wood in the summer. A very nice German couple.

Weren't called Toby & Petra were they?

Nope. They are called Andi and Dorothea (sp?)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on March 20, 2008, 11:29:46 pm: Quote from: Bubba on March 19, 2008, 10:36:38 am

Hmmm it maybe best to post the full on nekkid pics as a link rather than inline....

I hear you. Good idea - I did think about it, but bad taste won over in the end.

slightly off, but...

(http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg150/taorock/roc_erotica1.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Houdini on March 21, 2008, 11:50:48 am: Austrian lady look like man lady. Butch Butch Butch.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on March 21, 2008, 11:50:27 pm: (http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/20389_633410287134687500.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on March 22, 2008, 01:06:27 am: (http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2367/2300245558_405b7d64c5.jpg?v=0)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Houdini on March 22, 2008, 07:51:29 am: No sense of womanhood, too clothed.

try birdbot ^tits/ass°//[36C.28.36]//
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: yankeepete on March 22, 2008, 09:52:54 pm: (http://kateandneil.smugmug.com/photos/216805298_sVQYr-XL-1.jpg)
(http://kateandneil.smugmug.com/photos/218573474_wy2Py-XL.jpg)

Ironman Traverse is the penultimate chick magnet+
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: dave on March 22, 2008, 10:06:05 pm: Quote from: yankeepete on March 22, 2008, 09:52:54 pm
Ironman Traverse is the penultimate chick magnet+

So what is the final chick magnet then? i didn't realise they were in a particular order.....
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: yankeepete on March 22, 2008, 11:17:59 pm: The ultimate chick magnet is of course Brad Pitt, but only slighty less magnetic is the Ironman Traverse.

Exhibit A:

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/172/395576383_ddff6f41e6_o.jpg)
(http://peteclark.smugmug.com/photos/268736704_6WLta-XL.jpg)
(http://g-mart.smugmug.com/photos/43403938_EjzEs-L.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: GCW on March 22, 2008, 11:20:52 pm: Quote from: yankeepete on March 22, 2008, 11:17:59 pm
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/172/395576383_ddff6f41e6_o.jpg)

That dude in the background looks like a dodger.
Quote from: dodgy old dude
Oooh, I'm pretending not to notice but that young lady bouldering over there has a fine arse.
I'm just glad she can't see my right hand. Puff puff pant.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: yankeepete on March 26, 2008, 10:35:05 pm: squint the eyes

(http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii229/shadow_ayala/irongrrl1.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: butters on March 26, 2008, 10:59:42 pm: Quote from: yankeepete on March 26, 2008, 10:35:05 pm
squint the eyes

Didn't need to - my cleavage detector is working fine... 8)

bluebrad
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on March 27, 2008, 09:43:12 am: This may be a little too perverse for many people...

(http://www.grivelnorthamerica.com/images/headlines/head_24_1.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on March 27, 2008, 09:59:57 am: I'm off to Font tomorrow. A fact which makes me happier than having this lot as my crag entourage.

(http://cocktalkforclimbers.googlepages.com/album_picphp_212.jpg/album_picphp_212-large.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: jfw on March 27, 2008, 10:22:16 am: Quote from: Houdini on March 22, 2008, 07:51:29 am
No sense of womanhood, too clothed.

oi! that's me! no sense of womanhood indeed...

can't believe i am on this thread...
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on March 27, 2008, 10:23:35 am: Quote from: lagerstarfish on March 27, 2008, 09:43:12 am
This may be a little too perverse for many people...

You fucking sicko. That's just plain wrong.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on March 27, 2008, 10:28:26 am: Quote from: Jaspersharpe on March 27, 2008, 10:23:35 am
Quote from: lagerstarfish on March 27, 2008, 09:43:12 am
This may be a little too perverse for many people...

You fucking sicko. That's just plain wrong.

Well, the police didn't delete it from my hard drive when they gave it back, so it must be OK ?! (rising inflection question/statement thing)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Doylo on March 27, 2008, 10:40:55 am: Quote from: jfw on March 27, 2008, 10:22:16 am
Quote from: Houdini on March 22, 2008, 07:51:29 am
No sense of womanhood, too clothed.

oi! that's me! no sense of womanhood indeed...

can't believe i am on this thread...

don't listen to him Jo, your sense of womanhood is intact!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on March 27, 2008, 11:14:16 am: Being more than a little infatuated with the gorgeous Natalija Gros, I am amazed that I never thought to look for videos of her.... before now that is.

Heard a rumour that she has climbed 8c+ recently

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tA_dJJw2enA
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: RASTATA on March 27, 2008, 11:39:22 am: just for you Lagers. Natalija Gros in Hysteria 8c+

http://www.vimeo.com/736234
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on March 27, 2008, 11:56:01 am: Quote from: RASTATA on March 27, 2008, 11:39:22 am
just for you Lagers. Natalija Gros in Hysteria 8c+

http://www.vimeo.com/736234

Yes, Yes, Fucking YES! I can not contain my excitement :bounce: :bow: (http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/11/11_1_202.gif)

Dear Santa (I know you read this thread),
for Christmas I would like the forthcoming Natalija Gros DVD. I know my behaviour has been less than exemplary over the last 38 years, but I will try to make up for it in the next 9 months. You know the score. (booze etc waiting for you in the usual place).
Thank you in advance for your consideration of this delicate matter,
Lagers
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Houdini on March 27, 2008, 02:18:54 pm: Quote from: jfw on March 27, 2008, 10:22:16 am
can't believe i am on this thread...

I'm not saying you is not one schmoking chick, jfw, just that you would look better (and colder) minus the hat & in croptop n' hot pants :whistle:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: grumpycrumpy on March 27, 2008, 02:30:14 pm: I can honestly say that I've never seen you so animated Lagers .....
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on March 27, 2008, 02:37:35 pm: Quote from: grumpycrumpy on March 27, 2008, 02:30:14 pm
I can honestly say that I've never seen you so animated Lagers .....

Mrs Starfish says its OK to have a bit (lot) of a crush as Natalija lives abroad and I am unlikley to meet her in real life and probably wouldn't like her even if I did. I still like a young Sophia Loren more than Natalija though.

Both are fitter than Audry Hepburn :P

and anyone who disagrees is wrong; especially if they are called Joe
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: grumpycrumpy on March 27, 2008, 02:44:38 pm: Yeah , but what's Sophia ever done on grit .....
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on March 27, 2008, 02:48:55 pm: Quote from: grumpycrumpy on March 27, 2008, 02:44:38 pm
Yeah , but what's Sophia ever done on grit .....

I saw her at Ilkley Quarry once (yes really - she was in town for a wedding)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: cowboyhat on March 27, 2008, 02:59:31 pm: I like the stats for that Vimeo Natalija clip; a trickle of views until it gets posted up on here.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: grumpycrumpy on March 27, 2008, 03:29:12 pm: Quote from: lagerstarfish on March 27, 2008, 02:48:55 pm
Quote from: grumpycrumpy on March 27, 2008, 02:44:38 pm
Yeah , but what's Sophia ever done on grit .....

I saw her at Ilkley Quarry once (yes really - she was in town for a wedding)
Some guys get all the luck ....
Although I did once see Raquel Welch lift a fat bloke off the floor by his throat .... Awesome display of strength .....
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Joepicalli on March 27, 2008, 05:49:15 pm: Quote from: lagerstarfish on March 27, 2008, 02:37:35 pm
Quote from: grumpycrumpy on March 27, 2008, 02:30:14 pm
I can honestly say that I've never seen you so animated Lagers .....

Mrs Starfish says its OK to have a bit (lot) of a crush as Natalija lives abroad and I am unlikley to meet her in real life and probably wouldn't like her even if I did. I still like a young Sophia Loren more than Natalija though.

Both are fitter than Audry Hepburn :P

and anyone who disagrees is wrong; especially if they are called Joe
Ahh Larger Larger Larger, I don't think we should parade our shared love of philosophical conundrums on a thread dedicated to fit birds. I of course Immediately recognize your "statement" "I still like a young Sophia Loren more than Natalija though. Both are fitter than Audry Hepburn" as an addition to those "grammatical nonsenses" such as "Colourless green ideas sleep furiously" which Chomskey posits as showing us that grammar is hardwired, and precedes meaning. I admit your effort supeficially looks more like it has meaning than "Colourless..."; however as we both know that the usage of the name "Audrey Hepburn" already contains all possible notions of beauty within it. By the way I know nothing of your AudryHepburn and suspect that she is some floozy who temps you attention from the admirable and long suffering Mrs Starfish. As such of course she is less fit than a young Sophia Loren. :spank:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Houdini on March 27, 2008, 06:09:02 pm: I'm not feeling this Gros chick at all. She looks squat, powerful, butch. Like a bulldog in fact. She eats 8c+ for elevenses, surely she is squat, powerful, butch? I don't like my chicks built. I like my hot rods built, my 1970's superbikes built, my Geoff Capes built. She is mostly a he mit boobies.

:thumbsdown:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: yankeepete on March 27, 2008, 10:03:42 pm: Maja Vidmar is the gold standard of hot Slavik climbing women. Saw her at the climbing expo at Bardonnechia during the Olympics and felt like Lenny from Steinbeck's "Of Mice and Men"...<said in slurry retard voice>"Uh...you're awe-ful purdy!"
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on March 27, 2008, 10:55:02 pm: Quote from: Joepicalli on March 27, 2008, 05:49:15 pm
Quote from: lagerstarfish on March 27, 2008, 02:37:35 pm
Quote from: grumpycrumpy on March 27, 2008, 02:30:14 pm
I can honestly say that I've never seen you so animated Lagers .....

Mrs Starfish says its OK to have a bit (lot) of a crush as Natalija lives abroad and I am unlikley to meet her in real life and probably wouldn't like her even if I did. I still like a young Sophia Loren more than Natalija though.

Both are fitter than Audry Hepburn :P

and anyone who disagrees is wrong; especially if they are called Joe
Ahh Larger Larger Larger, I don't think we should parade our shared love of philosophical conundrums on a thread dedicated to fit birds. I of course Immediately recognize your "statement" "I still like a young Sophia Loren more than Natalija though. Both are fitter than Audry Hepburn" as an addition to those "grammatical nonsenses" such as "Colourless green ideas sleep furiously" which Chomskey posits as showing us that grammar is hardwired, and precedes meaning. I admit your effort supeficially looks more like it has meaning than "Colourless..."; however as we both know that the usage of the name "Audrey Hepburn" already contains all possible notions of beauty within it. By the way I know nothing of your AudryHepburn and suspect that she is some floozy who temps you attention from the admirable and long suffering Mrs Starfish. As such of course she is less fit than a young Sophia Loren. :spank:

Blimey! I might be bigger than you in most ways, but calling me "Larger" (3 times) instead of Lager is hardly the way to point out my failure to spell the name (missing out an "e") of that Belgian bint Hepburn's first name.

Just to make it clear...

Audrey Hepburn is not (and has never been) the fittest bird ever. Sophia Loren and Raquel Welch have both been fitter than her. Natalija Gros is fitter than Audrey Hepburn ever was. I am right and you are wrong. I am going to Font tomorrow and so I win, FAT BOY.

;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Serpico on March 27, 2008, 11:01:41 pm: Sophia's alright, but she's no Diana Rigg.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Duma on March 27, 2008, 11:11:54 pm: Quote from: yankeepete on March 27, 2008, 10:03:42 pm
Maja Vidmar is the gold standard of hot Slavik climbing women. Saw her at the climbing expo at Bardonnechia during the Olympics and felt like Lenny from Steinbeck's "Of Mice and Men"...<said in slurry retard voice>"Uh...you're awe-ful purdy!"

ta da...
(http://www.alpikor.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/maja_vidmar_001.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on March 27, 2008, 11:16:31 pm: Quote from: yankeepete on March 27, 2008, 10:03:42 pm
Maja Vidmar is the gold standard of hot Slavik climbing women.

and is also fitter than Taudrey Hepburn ever was.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: account_inactive on March 27, 2008, 11:17:52 pm: Not as fit a Miss Lind

(http://www.steepstone.com/topo/images/ImgLib/UB_15_E9_Angelica.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: LucyB on March 28, 2008, 09:38:34 am: Audrey Hepburn is not (and has never been) the fittest bird ever. Sophia Loren and Raquel Welch have both been fitter than her. Natalija Gros is fitter than Audrey Hepburn ever was. I am right and you are wrong. I am going to Font tomorrow and so I win, FAT BOY.

;)
[/quote]

I have to disagree. Even as a straight bird, I fancy Audrey Hepburn.

As an aside, P thinks that Felicity Kendal in The Good Life is gorgeous. Anyone else find that slightly wrong? :shrug:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: The Sausage on March 28, 2008, 09:46:21 am: Quote from: LucyA on March 28, 2008, 09:38:34 am

As an aside, P thinks that Felicity Kendal in The Good Life is gorgeous. Anyone else find that slightly wrong? :shrug:

...Rik (in the young ones) fancied her like mad. in fact didn't he say something like "if you take the letters i Felicity Kendall, add some, take some away and muddle them around a bit, you get... I love you"
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Houdini on March 28, 2008, 09:52:17 am: Quote from: Dylan on March 27, 2008, 11:17:52 pm
Not as fit a Miss Lind

(http://www.steepstone.com/topo/images/ImgLib/UB_15_E9_Angelica.jpg)

Maybe it's me . . . But the first thing that came into my mind when I saw this was: Yoda!

Gros is not fitter than Hepburn. Lagers' is a pervert heretic. :whistle:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: dave on March 28, 2008, 09:52:40 am: Quote from: LucyA on March 28, 2008, 09:38:34 am
As an aside, P thinks that Felicity Kendal in The Good Life is gorgeous. Anyone else find that slightly wrong? :shrug:

she made dungarees and wellies look like eveningwear. you do the math.

(http://data4.blog.de/media/144/1843144_c5e17402a2_m.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Houdini on March 28, 2008, 09:58:27 am: Burn the witch! Burn the witch!

This thread is awry. Too many pics of females climbing. Or Lagers' bad 70's German pr0n-esque shots . . . This thread should be packed w/ schmokin' minxes FFS!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Joepicalli on March 28, 2008, 10:51:05 am: Lager, writing in very big letters only makes a wrong statement more obviously wrong,running away to font because you realise the error of your way is a good sign. But until you admit your error you will find yourself having insurmountable problems even on the children's circuits.
Lucy don't worry about not getting Felicity Kendal, girls never do. I just have to hint at her gorgeosity and V is stream of scathing witticisms relating to my immaturity (which is shooting at a pretty big target really).
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: magpie on March 28, 2008, 11:28:10 am: Quote from: Houdini on March 28, 2008, 09:58:27 am
This thread is awry. Too many pics of females climbing. Or Lagers' bad 70's German pr0n-esque shots . . . This thread should be packed w/ schmokin' minxes FFS!
Houdini makes a fine point.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: slackline on March 28, 2008, 12:55:23 pm: Quote from: Houdini on March 28, 2008, 09:58:27 am
This thread should be packed w/ schmokin' minxes FFS!

(http://www.dealbreaker.com/images/entries/smoking_girl.jpg)

:P
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: yankeepete on March 28, 2008, 03:29:51 pm: no teeth please!

(http://lh3.google.com/gohhanlin/RS_Q_NebABI/AAAAAAAAAF8/Ci8JpVIi32A/45.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: yankeepete on March 28, 2008, 04:50:59 pm: more Ironmanny goodness
(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/3924_633420092882378536.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: magpie on April 04, 2008, 09:45:49 am: Happy Friday Boys:

(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y61/asdf25/FB.jpg)

(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y61/asdf25/FB3.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Houdini on April 04, 2008, 10:09:08 am: Magpie Magpie Magpie.

You were on the lash last night huh? Lagers' come back, all is forgiven. We need BirdBot!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Houdini on April 04, 2008, 10:42:55 am: This is amusing.

(http://www.firstposter.com/catalog/images/womenclimbmaxi.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: slackline on April 04, 2008, 11:35:59 am: Quote from: Houdini on April 04, 2008, 10:42:55 am
This is amusing.

(http://www.firstposter.com/catalog/images/womenclimbmaxi.jpg)

Seen that in some shop or wall around Sheffield. Good candidate for the photoshop hall of shame, that water looks way too still.

Whilst it may have its tongue firmly in its cheek, its bullshit like this that helps perpetuate the nonsense of sex discrimination.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Nibile on April 04, 2008, 11:45:16 am: Quote from: slack---line on April 04, 2008, 11:35:59 am

Whilst it may have its tongue firmly in its cheek, its bullshit like this that helps perpetuate the nonsense of sex discrimination.

word.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: magpie on April 04, 2008, 03:10:40 pm: Quote from: Houdini on April 04, 2008, 10:09:08 am
Magpie Magpie Magpie.

You were on the lash last night huh? Lagers' come back, all is forgiven. We need BirdBot!
:spank: My lesbian tendancies are obviously as unfussy as my regualr hetro ones, I thought they were both fairly fit?! They are definitely fit in the toned and sporty sense, I'd kill for a body like that (as long as I can keep my own boobs)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: butters on April 04, 2008, 03:21:35 pm: Quote from: Houdini on April 04, 2008, 10:09:08 am

You were on the lash last night huh? Lagers' come back, all is forgiven. We need BirdBot!

As a fellow guardian of content on the DFBWGC thread I can't help but feel you are being a little harsh on the first of Magpies two candidates - the second one is a bit meh though.

You are correct though that the return of Birdbot should be ~~wished~~ demanded for in double quick time.

bluebrad
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: SA Chris on April 04, 2008, 03:33:01 pm: Quote from: magpie on April 04, 2008, 03:10:40 pm
[(as long as I can keep my own boobs)
What, in a box under the bed?

Very Buffalo Bill.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Falling Down on April 04, 2008, 03:58:55 pm: Quote from: slack---line on April 04, 2008, 11:35:59 am
Whilst it may have its tongue firmly in its cheek, its bullshit like this that helps perpetuate the nonsense of sex discrimination.

:lol: funny given the title and content of this thread...
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: magpie on April 04, 2008, 04:05:46 pm: Where they are will be fine, Chris, no box required ;)

Quote from: Falling Down on April 04, 2008, 03:58:55 pm
Quote from: slack---line on April 04, 2008, 11:35:59 am
Whilst it may have its tongue firmly in its cheek, its bullshit like this that helps perpetuate the nonsense of sex discrimination.
:lol: funny given the title and content of this thread...
I thought that too but then we do have a lady version of the thread, so were balanced in our discrimination at least :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: dave on April 04, 2008, 04:07:30 pm: this thread was originally about deceased avians with a good health record and decent cardiovascular capacity - its just got hijacked by sexualists.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: slackline on April 04, 2008, 10:23:12 pm: Quote from: magpie on April 04, 2008, 04:05:46 pm
Quote from: Falling Down on April 04, 2008, 03:58:55 pm
Quote from: slack---line on April 04, 2008, 11:35:59 am
Whilst it may have its tongue firmly in its cheek, its bullshit like this that helps perpetuate the nonsense of sex discrimination.
:lol: funny given the title and content of this thread...
I thought that too but then we do have a lady version of the thread, so were balanced in our discrimination at least :thumbsup:

Exactly, and one thread for fit ladies, one for fit lads all bases covered :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: SA Chris on April 04, 2008, 10:33:51 pm: Quote from: slack---line on April 04, 2008, 11:35:59 am
Good candidate for the photoshop hall of shame, that water looks way too still.

Also looks like milkshake.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: CanadianDave on April 05, 2008, 07:01:45 am: The lake in the background is in Banff National park, Alberta Canada.
I can't say for certain whether the image has been photoshopped but in almost all the pictures i've seen it is eerily calm

(http://www.brewster.ca/files/Images/Scenic%5CLakeLouise%20summ%20LR.jpg)

"Peyto Lake is the most brilliant turquoise blue of the mountain lakes in the region. The color of the lake looks unreal, but these photos have not been tampered with in PhotoShop. The lake really is turquoise. The rock flour suspended in the water filters out much of the light spectrum, leaving this remarkable turquoise blue color."

from http://www.gryphonpark.com/banff_june_2001_2.html
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Houdini on April 05, 2008, 08:25:06 am: I'm certain that crag is heaving w/ minxes in bikini's too, someone buy the guy a telephoto lens.

Nice pic Dave, just needs more booty ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on April 06, 2008, 03:57:55 pm: Quote from: bluebrad on April 04, 2008, 03:21:35 pm
Quote from: Houdini on April 04, 2008, 10:09:08 am

You were on the lash last night huh? Lagers' come back, all is forgiven. We need BirdBot!

As a fellow guardian of content on the DFBWGC thread I can't help but feel you are being a little harsh on the first of Magpies two candidates - the second one is a bit meh though.

You are correct though that the return of Birdbot should be ~~wished~~ demanded for in double quick time.

bluebrad

The 'Bot was supposed to be set to post automatically - something or someone has been messing with it.

Anyway, what should have happened is....

(http://www.photo-tropism.com/bleau-a-bloc/95-2/Misc/images/15.jpg)

(http://www.josunebereziartu.com/gallery/images/bigwall/yeah_man/yeahman_4.jpg)

(http://www.acloo.com/blog/uploaded_images/boulderGirl-750550.jpg)

(http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/6862/43271600078af1895a7oga8.jpg)

(http://www.inout.cc/top/1.jpg)
(http://www.inout.cc/top/2.jpg)
(http://www.inout.cc/top/3.jpg)
(http://www.inout.cc/top/4.jpg)
(http://www.inout.cc/top/6.jpg)
(http://www.inout.cc/top/8.jpg)
(http://www.inout.cc/top/9.jpg)

(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/9466_633420566229268750.jpg)

(http://www.davidpickford.com/Rock%20Climbing%20Photography_files/Sarah%20Garnett%20on%20the%20crux%20pitch%20of%20Sole%20Incantore%20(150m,%206c+)%20in%20Sardinia,%20Italy.jpg)

(http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/6185/21173960028163c8a98bbcz4.jpg)

(http://www.barbara-bacher.at/pictures/planetgallery/images/5/le_patrimoin_mouille_5_jpg.jpg)

(http://www.photo-tropism.com/bleau-a-bloc/Canche/MauriceGratton/images/11.jpg)

(http://www.photo-tropism.com/bleau-a-bloc/Cuvier/Marie-Rose/images/11.jpg)

(http://www.photo-tropism.com/bleau-a-bloc/95-2/Misc/images/12.jpg)

(http://www.photo-tropism.com/bleau-a-bloc/Elephant/Diagonale/images/11.jpg)

(http://www.photo-tropism.com/bleau-a-bloc/Cuisiniere/26blanc/images/10.jpg)

(http://www.visualimpact.ch/photographers/eder/david-lama_gimmelwald/images/RE_KL_VORALPSEE_2520.jpg)

(http://www.merrickales.com/reimers122207/_DSC9520.jpg)

(http://www.visualimpact.ch/photographers/eder/david-lama_gimmelwald/images/RE_KL_VORALPSEE_2519.jpg)

(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/19436_633412107048281250.jpg)

Choose your favourites and I will adjust the algorithm accordingly
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Zods Beard on April 06, 2008, 05:21:40 pm: Quote from: lagerstarfish on April 06, 2008, 03:57:55 pm

(http://www.visualimpact.ch/photographers/eder/david-lama_gimmelwald/images/RE_KL_VORALPSEE_2520.jpg)

I like my girls foaming at the mouth. Usually means your game on.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: magpie on April 06, 2008, 05:56:27 pm: My word, that bot is good! :)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Drew on April 07, 2008, 01:11:41 am: Quote from: lagerstarfish on April 06, 2008, 03:57:55 pm
1
(http://www.photo-tropism.com/bleau-a-bloc/95-2/Misc/images/15.jpg)
2
(http://www.josunebereziartu.com/gallery/images/bigwall/yeah_man/yeahman_4.jpg)
3
(http://www.acloo.com/blog/uploaded_images/boulderGirl-750550.jpg)
4
(http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/6862/43271600078af1895a7oga8.jpg)
5
(http://www.inout.cc/top/1.jpg)
(http://www.inout.cc/top/2.jpg)
(http://www.inout.cc/top/3.jpg)
(http://www.inout.cc/top/4.jpg)
(http://www.inout.cc/top/6.jpg)
(http://www.inout.cc/top/8.jpg)
(http://www.inout.cc/top/9.jpg)
6
(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/9466_633420566229268750.jpg)
7
(http://www.davidpickford.com/Rock%20Climbing%20Photography_files/Sarah%20Garnett%20on%20the%20crux%20pitch%20of%20Sole%20Incantore%20(150m,%206c+)%20in%20Sardinia,%20Italy.jpg)
8
(http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/6185/21173960028163c8a98bbcz4.jpg)
9
(http://www.barbara-bacher.at/pictures/planetgallery/images/5/le_patrimoin_mouille_5_jpg.jpg)
10
(http://www.photo-tropism.com/bleau-a-bloc/Canche/MauriceGratton/images/11.jpg)
11
(http://www.photo-tropism.com/bleau-a-bloc/Cuvier/Marie-Rose/images/11.jpg)
12
(http://www.photo-tropism.com/bleau-a-bloc/95-2/Misc/images/12.jpg)
13
(http://www.photo-tropism.com/bleau-a-bloc/Elephant/Diagonale/images/11.jpg)
14
(http://www.photo-tropism.com/bleau-a-bloc/Cuisiniere/26blanc/images/10.jpg)
15
(http://www.visualimpact.ch/photographers/eder/david-lama_gimmelwald/images/RE_KL_VORALPSEE_2520.jpg)
16
(http://www.merrickales.com/reimers122207/_DSC9520.jpg)
17
(http://www.visualimpact.ch/photographers/eder/david-lama_gimmelwald/images/RE_KL_VORALPSEE_2519.jpg)
18
(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/19436_633412107048281250.jpg)

Choose your favourites and I will adjust the algorithm accordingly

numbers 1, 3, 5, 11, and 16, most definitely number 8, definitely not 2!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on April 07, 2008, 08:21:18 am: I suspect that this has been photoshopped - it did pass through BirdBot's filter though, so might appeal to some people.

(http://boulderingvideos.googlepages.com/natalia_mesa_bush_31_241.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: SA Chris on April 07, 2008, 08:28:25 am: Quote from: Zods Beard on April 06, 2008, 05:21:40 pm
Quote from: lagerstarfish on April 06, 2008, 03:57:55 pm

(http://www.visualimpact.ch/photographers/eder/david-lama_gimmelwald/images/RE_KL_VORALPSEE_2520.jpg)

I like my girls foaming at the mouth. Usually means your game on.

Foam wasn't the first thing I thought of.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Bubba on April 07, 2008, 02:58:28 pm: I suspect 99% of men reading this didn't think of foam first :lol:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: monkey boy on April 07, 2008, 03:13:33 pm: Quote from: Bubba on April 07, 2008, 02:58:28 pm

I suspect 99% of men reading this didn't think of foam first :lol:

I know its obviously chalk!! ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Eddies on April 07, 2008, 06:08:19 pm: Quote from: lagerstarfish on April 07, 2008, 08:21:18 am
(http://boulderingvideos.googlepages.com/natalia_mesa_bush_31_241.jpg)

Crazy... fridge handles!!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on April 07, 2008, 09:10:29 pm: Dirty girl.

(http://api.ning.com/files/qe5*yho6iFTherk7v-c9kzBgssKO9XH7B5nVBeOrVKw_/MudBouldering.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: dave on April 07, 2008, 09:29:20 pm: Quote from: lagerstarfish on April 07, 2008, 09:10:29 pm
Dirty girl.

(http://api.ning.com/files/qe5*yho6iFTherk7v-c9kzBgssKO9XH7B5nVBeOrVKw_/MudBouldering.jpg)

is that almscliff?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Idol eyes on April 08, 2008, 07:21:47 am: She looks well filthy!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: andy_e on April 08, 2008, 06:43:00 pm: Quote from: dave on April 07, 2008, 09:29:20 pm
is that almscliff?

No. (dunno where it is though. Looks coastal)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: SA Chris on April 09, 2008, 08:40:20 am: I suspect dave was joking.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: robertostallioni on April 09, 2008, 11:09:39 pm: I think its Mordor East
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on April 10, 2008, 02:13:36 pm: How to become a fit bird who goes climbing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUOHCtGQ9Rg
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: james on April 10, 2008, 08:50:46 pm: With my long awaited arrival on t'other thread ;), Emily was feeling a little left out so here are a few shots from days gone by...

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2399/2404041834_f909e8d3cf.jpg?v=0)

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2386/2400869879_3f8515c4a7.jpg?v=0)

Unfortunatley for her, this is what her right leg looks like at the moment

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2089/2403256809_0e3646e0de.jpg?v=0)

after a particulary brutal knee op

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3182/2403265309_643b578489.jpg?v=0)

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2159/2404084096_16e580ea3e.jpg?v=0)

Oh well, only 6 weeks before she can stert to bend it, at least all the painkillers are going to make revising for her exams a little more interesting :whistle:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: dave on April 10, 2008, 08:53:02 pm: [wince]fuck me[/wince]
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: yankeepete on April 10, 2008, 08:59:38 pm: Wouldnt we all climb a lot harder if she would apply our pre-climb sunblock ...

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2202/2338730202_002055388c.jpg?v=0)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Paul B on April 10, 2008, 09:01:53 pm: Quote from: james on April 10, 2008, 08:50:46 pm
Unfortunatley for her, this is what her right leg looks like at the moment

youch, hope that heals up nice and quick.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: GCW on April 10, 2008, 09:14:27 pm: Quote from: james on April 10, 2008, 08:50:46 pm
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3182/2403265309_643b578489.jpg?v=0)

Fulkerson's?
Fair bit of alta present too :whistle:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Houdini on April 10, 2008, 09:27:01 pm: No surgese!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Adam Lincoln on April 11, 2008, 03:29:07 am: Here is one i took of my friend Jody today

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2066/2404771472_f1da755216.jpg?v=0)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: SA Chris on April 11, 2008, 08:08:31 am: Quote from: james on April 10, 2008, 08:50:46 pm

Unfortunatley for her, this is what her right leg looks like at the moment

That looks well grim, what did she do???
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on April 11, 2008, 08:31:21 am: Quote from: james on April 10, 2008, 08:50:46 pm

after a particulary brutal knee op

You're not kidding. That looks seriously painful.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: magpie on April 11, 2008, 11:56:17 am: I can't see most of the knee photos, which I am quite glad of, but hope it sorts itself out soon.

I know this is not in the spirit of the thread really, but I need to know, where's this one?
Quote from: james on April 10, 2008, 08:50:46 pm
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2399/2404041834_f909e8d3cf.jpg?v=0)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on April 11, 2008, 11:58:47 am: Quote from: magpie on April 11, 2008, 11:56:17 am

I know this is not in the spirit of the thread really, but I need to know, where's this one?

Centreparcs?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Duma on April 11, 2008, 12:44:12 pm: lulworth cove?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: james on April 11, 2008, 01:31:27 pm: In a cave, with a freshwater spring (which is really fast flowing) just outside the town of Vang Vieng in Laos. Amazing place. Deeper in the cave there is this bit where you can either climb up or go in from the ground above and jump in through a hole from high up, its pretty rad.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: magpie on April 11, 2008, 02:51:16 pm: Ta, looks amazing.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: yankeepete on April 16, 2008, 08:55:45 pm: (http://img22.imagevenue.com/aAfkjfp01fo1i-19992/loc1054/75170_a_122_1054lo.JPG)
(http://img239.imagevenue.com/aAfkjfp01fo1i-6737/loc466/75175_jerry033_122_466lo.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: yankeepete on April 16, 2008, 09:06:32 pm: good ascent style for sure

(http://img5.imagevenue.com/aAfkjfp01fo1i-11999/loc710/76076_IMG_1051_122_710lo.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: yankeepete on April 16, 2008, 09:29:25 pm: Doh! Apparently I am a hotlinking retard. Apologies.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: GCW on April 16, 2008, 09:41:51 pm: Quote from: yankeepete on April 16, 2008, 09:06:32 pm

good ascent style for sure

http://img5.imagevenue.com/aAfkjfp01fo1i-11999/loc710/76076_IMG_1051_122_710lo.jpg

The direct link doesn't work either. Is this the right address for your image?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on April 17, 2008, 12:20:21 pm: BirdBot's latests results

(http://boulderingvideos.googlepages.com/album_pic.jpg)

(http://img386.imageshack.us/img386/4733/gnokeu5.jpg)

(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/15031_633439468694202500.jpg)

(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/18925_633353515163787405.jpg)

(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/18925_633306928776875000.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: robertostallioni on April 17, 2008, 04:32:34 pm: Dear lagerstarfish,

would it be at all possible to perhaps slightly narrow the 'tattoo and pecstyle cleavage' parameters whilst widening those of the, um, legs a bit?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: magpie on April 17, 2008, 04:49:29 pm: Quote from: robertostallioni on April 17, 2008, 04:32:34 pm
Dear lagerstarfish,

would it be at all possible to perhaps slightly narrow the 'tattoo and pecstyle cleavage' parameters whilst widening those of the, um, legs a bit?
Were you as freaked out by number ones 'cleavage' as I was then? :o

I like the wee blondey in the last picture though.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Drew on April 17, 2008, 10:36:18 pm: :agree: with Magpie

Quote from: lagerstarfish on April 17, 2008, 12:20:21 pm
BirdBot's latests results

(http://img386.imageshack.us/img386/4733/gnokeu5.jpg)

(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/18925_633306928776875000.jpg)

Keep 'em coming Lager
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: robertostallioni on April 18, 2008, 04:45:57 pm: Quote from: magpie on April 17, 2008, 04:49:29 pm
Quote from: robertostallioni on April 17, 2008, 04:32:34 pm
Dear lagerstarfish,

would it be at all possible to perhaps slightly narrow the 'tattoo and pecstyle cleavage' parameters whilst widening those of the, um, legs a bit?
Were you as freaked out by number ones 'cleavage' as I was then? :o

I certainly was. Surely the cleavage should be viewed as a potential 'nose-first' destination, not something to play chopsticks on.
Secondly, and perhaps a little more of a broad stroke. I have a policy, which I cannot recommend highly enough that when choosing a partner (this would work well for those looking for men on men action too I suppose) that said potential partner should have neither the wish, obviously, nor the ability to render you unconscious with 1 strike. Toned and powerful = good, but lets not have any real weight behind it just in case....
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2107/2422724209_920751b17b_m.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Zods Beard on April 18, 2008, 05:50:47 pm: I knew a guy who went out with a female body builder, there was one or two times when she knocked out guys who were hassling him.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Nibile on April 18, 2008, 09:47:44 pm: when i was young i used to do weights, and in that gym there were, at the time, the 2nd classified at the world bodybuilding title over 40, and the female italian champion under 60 kg, and one girl i knew who was in the gym as well told me that lady had a clitoris bigger than a few man she had met...
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Falling Down on April 18, 2008, 09:49:48 pm: Quote from: Nibile on April 18, 2008, 09:47:44 pm
one girl i knew who was in the gym as well told me that lady had a clitoris bigger than a few man she had met...

Are you sure she was a woman? :-\
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Houdini on April 18, 2008, 10:23:14 pm: Some fat cunt on steroids and gilette quattro's . . .
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Bubba on April 19, 2008, 06:45:19 am: Quote from: magpie on April 17, 2008, 04:49:29 pm
Were you as freaked out by number ones 'cleavage' as I was then? :o
I'm repulsed by it. Just plain nasty.

Quote from: robertostallioni on April 18, 2008, 04:45:57 pm
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2107/2422724209_920751b17b_m.jpg)
:o
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: robertostallioni on April 19, 2008, 08:52:44 pm: Quote from: Nibile on April 18, 2008, 09:47:44 pm
, and one girl i knew who was in the gym as well told me that lady had a clitoris bigger than a few man she had met...
I used to work with a woman who acted lick she had a clittercock. I have no doubt it was bigger than mine.
I feel this was more a reflection on her than me.
the fat bitch.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Serpico on April 19, 2008, 10:16:31 pm: Quote from: robertostallioni on April 19, 2008, 08:52:44 pm

I used to work with a woman who acted lick she had a clittercock.

Lick? I'm pretty sure that's a text book Freudian.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on April 19, 2008, 10:53:38 pm: Quote from: Serpico on April 19, 2008, 10:16:31 pm
Quote from: robertostallioni on April 19, 2008, 08:52:44 pm

I used to work with a woman who acted lick she had a clittercock.

Lick? I'm pretty sure that's a text book Freudian.

where you say one thing, but mean your mother?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on April 21, 2008, 10:13:52 pm: (http://actuboys.free.fr/bold/02.JPG)

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/116/364462679_965fdadc55.jpg)

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/168/391588823_0041d85204.jpg)

(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1119/1340829529_c71a1bf8e0.jpg)

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3084/2303628506_99c45ce16d.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: robertostallioni on April 21, 2008, 10:31:58 pm: (http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3084/2303628506_99c45ce16d.jpg)
[/quote]
She knows something about something and you can guarantee its bad news for you.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: yankeepete on April 21, 2008, 10:37:10 pm: (http://adiamondinsunlight.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/464px-joker-ritz.jpg)

uncanny resemblance
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Carnage on April 21, 2008, 11:48:47 pm: (http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1119/1340829529_c71a1bf8e0.jpg)

Jesus! She's huge.

"Not tonight love...."
"I'm not asking......!"
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Serpico on April 21, 2008, 11:59:50 pm: I think I've been out-gunned by every woman on this thread recently.
So no change there then... :(
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Bungle. on April 22, 2008, 03:49:50 am: (http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2107/2422724209_920751b17b_m.jpg)

has Alain Robert been taking steroids ?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: SteveM on April 23, 2008, 03:07:55 pm: http://outside.away.com/travel_photo_gallery/exposure/index.html (http://outside.away.com/travel_photo_gallery/exposure/index.html)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: unclesomebody on April 23, 2008, 03:42:51 pm: Quote from: SteveM on April 23, 2008, 03:07:55 pm
http://outside.away.com/travel_photo_gallery/exposure/index.html (http://outside.away.com/travel_photo_gallery/exposure/index.html)

(http://away.com/images/travel_photo_gallery/exposure/gallery01.jpg)
(http://away.com/images/travel_photo_gallery/exposure/gallery02.jpg)
(http://away.com/images/travel_photo_gallery/exposure/gallery03.jpg)
(http://away.com/images/travel_photo_gallery/exposure/gallery04.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: robertostallioni on April 23, 2008, 04:59:52 pm: I'm with magic
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2054/2436059877_e520d87282_o.jpg) :agree:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on April 25, 2008, 10:29:24 pm: (http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/21050_633445519868593750.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Cookie on April 26, 2008, 05:39:41 pm: I hope it's okay to to ask a question in this thread, if not then I apologise in advance.

Anyway, what do boy climbers really truly think about girl climbers? Is there a cutoff point at which girls stop being cute and start being to muscly?

My personal thoughts are that I'm happy being comfortable on girly 6b routes, and I don't want to progress any more because all the girls I know who climb better grades than me have really muscly shoulders and big man-hands. I don't want to get like that. I want to enjoy climbing but still be ladylike.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Bubba on April 26, 2008, 07:44:00 pm: Personally I think that female climbers like Tiffany Campbell are too muscular for me to find attractive but everyone will be different.

A lot of women I know don't find male bodybuilders attractive at all, but then some do...
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Moo on April 26, 2008, 07:50:20 pm: well i like a bird that knows how to take a punch so if their shoulders eclipse mine thats all good
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: robertostallioni on April 26, 2008, 07:54:33 pm: Quote from: Cookie on April 26, 2008, 05:39:41 pm

My personal thoughts are that I'm happy being comfortable on girly 6b routes, and I don't want to progress any more because all the girls I know who climb better grades than me have really muscly shoulders and big man-hands. I don't want to get like that. I want to enjoy climbing but still be ladylike.

I can fully understand that you don't want to get butch but you have to differentiate between progressing via increased bulk or via increased skills. Progression itself is no bad thing and many female climbers who are much stronger/technical/talented are still waif-like rock vixens. Bring that shit on. And its summer soon, lets see some FLESH.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Paul B on April 26, 2008, 08:06:13 pm: Quote from: Cookie on April 26, 2008, 05:39:41 pm
I hope it's okay to to ask a question in this thread, if not then I apologise in advance.

Anyway, what do boy climbers really truly think about girl climbers? Is there a cutoff point at which girls stop being cute and start being to muscly?

My personal thoughts are that I'm happy being comfortable on girly 6b routes, and I don't want to progress any more because all the girls I know who climb better grades than me have really muscly shoulders and big man-hands. I don't want to get like that. I want to enjoy climbing but still be ladylike.

I think we can safely assume if you don't have man hands now you won't have man hands in the future...
Take a look at Sandrine Levet, she's not exactly shit and pretty easy on the eye.
For a more extreme example check out Jamie Eason:
http://myspace-502.vo.llnwd.net/00884/20/54/884364502_l.jpg (http://myspace-502.vo.llnwd.net/00884/20/54/884364502_l.jpg)
Ok so in full on comp pics she looks scary but I think people will spend more time looking at her rear in that pic rather than her shoulders.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Bubba on April 26, 2008, 08:11:21 pm: <cough> airbrushed!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Cookie on April 26, 2008, 08:20:38 pm: Thanks for the opinions and words of encouragement! I'd started worrying about this recently because a friend of mine said he wasn't at all attracted to girls who climb. And whilst I'm quite slender at the moment, I did a really great long cliff traverse last weekend, then I felt it in my latissimus dorsi muscles the next day, and panicked that I was going to turn into a big muscly man-girl. Bleurgh.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Paul B on April 26, 2008, 08:32:38 pm: Bubba, yeah but general shapedness ;D

I doubt you'll gain masses of muscle, its incredibly difficult (for everyone bar Saltbeef).
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Cookie on April 26, 2008, 08:56:43 pm: Quote from: Paul B on April 26, 2008, 08:32:38 pm
I doubt you'll gain masses of muscle, its incredibly difficult (for everyone bar Saltbeef).

Who (if his signature is anything to go by) climbs girly grades :oops:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Serpico on April 26, 2008, 09:58:30 pm: Quote from: Cookie on April 26, 2008, 08:56:43 pm
Quote from: Paul B on April 26, 2008, 08:32:38 pm
I doubt you'll gain masses of muscle, its incredibly difficult (for everyone bar Saltbeef).

Who (if his signature is anything to go by) climbs girly grades :oops:

In defence of our honourable friend Maltloaf, that is a reference to the old ben Moon quote, and is English 6b and 6c not French.

Anyway re your problem: I quite like a bit of muscle on a lass, but I'm also easily dominated as well.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on April 28, 2008, 01:17:46 pm: Paul's right. Some female body builder types actually look really good and climbing (and the related training) is far more likely to give you a physique like this.......

(http://i26.tinypic.com/255rw4w.jpg)

.....than one like this..........

(http://i32.tinypic.com/25kletk.jpg)

:o
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Paul B on April 28, 2008, 01:54:09 pm: on that note did anyone else catch the re-run of supersize she (http://www.five.tv/programmes/hiddenlives/supersizeshe/) the other night?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: grumpycrumpy on April 28, 2008, 03:03:07 pm: It's not the muscles so much as the fact that she can't spell crunchy that puts me off ....
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Bubba on April 28, 2008, 03:12:30 pm: And the fact that she looks psychotic.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Tim Broughtonshaw on April 28, 2008, 03:43:45 pm: Quote from: Paul B on April 28, 2008, 01:54:09 pm
on that note did anyone else catch the re-run of supersize she (http://www.five.tv/programmes/hiddenlives/supersizeshe/) the other night?

She used to train with me and another, many moons ago when i used to be more 16stone ish than 10.5 stoneish.

Cheers
tim
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Jenn on April 30, 2008, 12:01:24 pm: Quote from: Cookie on April 26, 2008, 08:20:38 pm
And whilst I'm quite slender at the moment, I did a really great long cliff traverse last weekend, then I felt it in my latissimus dorsi muscles the next day, and panicked that I was going to turn into a big muscly man-girl. Bleurgh.

::) not again…

Yes, that's how it works - do one traverse and you will wake up the next day looking like the Hulk.

I wish. But then again I probably fall on the wrong side of muscly for you.

Why not try to climb as hard as you possibly can and just accept that it will change your body, your mind, your outlook and countless other things.

If a guy is turned off by the sight of a bit of muscle, he is probably the wrong type of guy to be with anyway.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: galpinos on April 30, 2008, 12:51:23 pm: Quote from: Jenn on April 30, 2008, 12:01:24 pm
Quote from: Cookie on April 26, 2008, 08:20:38 pm
And whilst I'm quite slender at the moment, I did a really great long cliff traverse last weekend, then I felt it in my latissimus dorsi muscles the next day, and panicked that I was going to turn into a big muscly man-girl. Bleurgh.

::) not again…

Yes, that's how it works - do one traverse and you will wake up the next day looking like the Hulk.

I wish. But then again I probably fall on the wrong side of muscly for you.

Why not try to climb as hard as you possibly can and just accept that it will change your body, your mind, your outlook and countless other things.

If a guy is turned off by the sight of a bit of muscle, he is probably the wrong type of guy to be with anyway.

If you look at a lot of top women boulderers, they're not exactly stacked. Didn't Katy Whitaker win the womens BBC? She's pretty svelte.

I got sent a link to footage of some french comp (http://teamlescollets.ovh.org/site/index.php - can't link straight to the videos but they're easy to find) and I'd say all of the women have pretty damn fine figures. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Houdini on April 30, 2008, 01:04:34 pm: Never date climbers. Not ever. It'll end in tears.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Jenn on April 30, 2008, 02:18:43 pm: Quote from: galpinos on April 30, 2008, 12:51:23 pm

If you look at a lot of top women boulderers, they're not exactly stacked. Didn't Katy Whitaker win the womens BBC? She's pretty svelte.

Whilst risking being very :off:

Definately not 'stacked':

(http://www.millcreekstation.net/images/whatsnew_rands.jpg)

And various others, can't be bothered to look up, but would add Jody Hansen sending Rumble in the Jungle in June's Rock and Ice.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: account_inactive on April 30, 2008, 03:37:55 pm: That's a bad example
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on April 30, 2008, 03:39:32 pm: :lol:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Jenn on April 30, 2008, 03:53:18 pm: Quote from: Dylan on April 30, 2008, 03:37:55 pm
That's a bad example

I'm awed by your genius and completely shocked by your presence*.

*Not
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: galpinos on April 30, 2008, 04:18:50 pm: As women climbers/boulders go though Jenn, Rands is about the most muscular/manly.

_{I'm not sure the chin helps either}

Anna Stohr seems to storm comps:

http://www.mammut.ch/mammut/uploadedImages/_DSC0193.JPG

Not exactly arnie!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Jenn on April 30, 2008, 04:25:32 pm: Quote from: galpinos on April 30, 2008, 04:18:50 pm

As women climbers/boulders go though Jenn, Rands is about the most muscular/manly.

Re. Rands - I was being sarcastic. Yes, Americans can occasionally use sarcasm :P

You said that most top women boulderers aren't 'stacked'. I wasn't implying that it is a prerequisite, rather just giving a counter example.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Stubbs on April 30, 2008, 04:29:56 pm: Jody Hansen from Adam's photo from the Rumble new item

(http://www.facebook.com/share_redirect.php?h=a31696b988d449f57f90a5d5e79bfc46&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.merrickales.com%2Fhueco-jody%2F_DSC1933.jpg&sid=12431726954)
(sorry to people who can't see facebook images)

I'm getting confused, is she meant to be in the 'stacked' or 'not stacked' pile? ???

(she belongs in this topic whatever imho)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: galpinos on April 30, 2008, 04:32:26 pm: Quote from: Jenn on April 30, 2008, 04:25:32 pm

Re. Rands - I was being sarcastic. Yes, Americans can occasionally use sarcasm :P

You said that most top women boulderers aren't 'stacked'. I wasn't implying that it is a prerequisite, rather just giving a counter example.

Damn Yanks!

(I said most as there are a couple of exceptions)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Jenn on April 30, 2008, 04:36:01 pm: Quote from: Stubbs on April 30, 2008, 04:29:56 pm
Jody Hansen from Adam's photo from the Rumble new item

Cheers for the photo, I couldn't find it on the 'net.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: account_inactive on April 30, 2008, 05:01:43 pm: Rands=stacked

Jodie=not stacked

I'm amazed by your logic
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Jenn on April 30, 2008, 05:07:16 pm: I said they were both 'stacked'.

:read:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Houdini on April 30, 2008, 05:17:50 pm: I hear Specsavers are really quite reasonable these days, Jenn. :whistle:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Jenn on April 30, 2008, 05:25:43 pm: :lol:

I was taking 'stacked' to mean muscular - as that was what Ms Cookie was worried about. Have to brush up on my guy lingo :-[
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: robertostallioni on April 30, 2008, 05:36:10 pm: Am i missing something? Jody Hansen is not by any definition 'stacked'. Toned? Yes. Ripped? Yes. Stacked? My left chunky.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: magpie on May 01, 2008, 09:50:29 am: I always thought stacked reffered to...um... how busty you were? Rather than anything muslce related :-\

I'm surprised by girls who worry about getting too beefy, muscle wise, from climbing. I think you'd need to be climbing really hard, really often for there to be a noticable difference. Most female climbers have bodies I'd kill for, all lean and sinewy and lovely :-*
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: jfw on May 01, 2008, 10:03:57 am: Quote from: magpie on May 01, 2008, 09:50:29 am
I'm surprised by girls who worry about getting too beefy, muscle wise, from climbing.

:bow:

listen to the wisdom of the 'pie cookie!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on May 01, 2008, 10:12:39 am: Quote from: magpie on May 01, 2008, 09:50:29 am
I always thought stacked reffered to...um... how busty you were? Rather than anything muslce related :-\

Both are correct.......

See #2

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=stacked

....word.

Quote from: Jenn on April 30, 2008, 04:25:32 pm

Yes, Americans can occasionally use sarcasm :P

I'm not so sure about that.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: magpie on May 01, 2008, 11:22:45 am: I'm all about #1 when it comes to stacked, for clarity, I mean the use of the word not that I am particularly. :-[

Quote from: jfw on May 01, 2008, 10:03:57 am
listen to the wisdom of the 'pie cookie!
You should, it's rare that I am wise about anything ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: robertostallioni on May 01, 2008, 03:29:01 pm: Quote from: Jaspersharpe on May 01, 2008, 10:12:39 am
Quote from: Jenn on April 30, 2008, 04:25:32 pm

Yes, Americans can occasionally use sarcasm :P

I'm not so sure about that.

In the same way Alanis Morisette uses irony.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Stubbs on May 01, 2008, 03:40:14 pm: (http://www.kevinsflyscreens.com/images/scenes/fly_in_wine.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Cookie on May 01, 2008, 07:06:50 pm: Quote from: jfw on May 01, 2008, 10:03:57 am
listen to the wisdom of the 'pie cookie!

Wisdom is always appreciated :)

Negative rep for admitting that I like to look feminine seems a bit shitty though ::)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lizzy on May 01, 2008, 07:55:47 pm: Quote from: Cookie on May 01, 2008, 07:06:50 pm
Quote from: jfw on May 01, 2008, 10:03:57 am
listen to the wisdom of the 'pie cookie!

Wisdom is always appreciated :)

Negative rep for admitting that I like to look feminine seems a bit shitty though ::)

I guess that as long as you're happy with your own body then that's what matters. But don't let some bloke's opinion stop you having fun or climbing hard if you want to. Stick Up For Yerself Lass.

Personally I like having muscle, it makes me feel like Boudicca.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: GCW on May 01, 2008, 07:58:40 pm: Boadicca/Boudika/Boadicea had a fair reason to get angry. And took the coward's way out in the end. Poor role model if you ask me :lol:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lizzy on May 01, 2008, 08:05:30 pm: She was no coward. Poisoning yourself to avoid capture? That's pretty much Japanese...

Fighting against people who raped her daughters, she WAS a role model.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: GCW on May 01, 2008, 08:23:49 pm: What you say is true.
She may be dead and a bird, but I'm not sure she was fit or went climbing. :P
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Jenn on May 01, 2008, 09:59:13 pm: Quote from: lizzy on May 01, 2008, 07:55:47 pm
I guess that as long as you're happy with your own body then that's what matters. But don't let some bloke's opinion stop you having fun or climbing hard if you want to. Stick Up For Yerself Lass.

Personally I like having muscle, it makes me feel like Boudicca.

You're my new hero - thanks for putting it much better than I could!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Cookie on May 01, 2008, 11:14:04 pm: Quote from: lizzy on May 01, 2008, 07:55:47 pm
I guess that as long as you're happy with your own body then that's what matters. But don't let some bloke's opinion stop you having fun or climbing hard if you want to. Stick Up For Yerself Lass.

Personally I like having muscle, it makes me feel like Boudicca.

:agree: I agree with Jenn, this is a good post and a healthy attitude. Thanks Lizzy.

I love the feeling of being fit and strong too. And I especially like the feeling when I do something well because of willpower. For example, this week I was climbing with an 18 year old guy who's much taller and probably fitter than me, but who kept giving up each time he found it difficult. I wanted to tell him to pull it together, and remind him he was being beaten by a girl. But I didn't dare actually say it.

Anyway - rightly or wrongly - something tells me I should try to be more ladylike. I guess I'll find my own balance sooner or later. Hopefully sooner.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: slackline on May 02, 2008, 07:53:39 am: Quote from: Cookie on May 01, 2008, 11:14:04 pm
I wanted to tell him to pull it together, and remind him he was being beaten by a girl. But I didn't dare actually say it.

Subtle/latent (yet harmless) sexism. He was being beaten by another person, its irrelevant (or at least to me it would have been) what sex you are.

Nice choice of avatar btw.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: dave on May 02, 2008, 09:01:37 am: any chance we can quit the gassing and get back to the job in hand which is of course posting pictures of fine honeys illing down in the vertical arena. question?

(http://www.sharpendbooks.com/cals/2008/04Image_March.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on May 02, 2008, 09:12:15 am: I couldn't find anything under "role model", but did find a lady climber under the influence of Rohypnol.

(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/9930_633219292151568750.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: galpinos on May 02, 2008, 09:57:38 am: Quote from: dave on May 02, 2008, 09:01:37 am
any chance we can quit the gassing and get back to the job in hand which is of course posting pictures of fine honeys illing down in the vertical arena. question?

(http://www.sharpendbooks.com/cals/2008/04Image_March.jpg)

Yep, definately, hubba hubba. Good work Dave.

Trad too. Hmmmm.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on May 02, 2008, 10:00:06 am: Hasn't she been a star of these pages before? (Note - this is not a complaint)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: dave on May 02, 2008, 10:06:09 am: quite possibly. i didn't google very deeply, just one to steer the thread back on track.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: magpie on May 02, 2008, 10:24:22 am: Good steering :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on May 02, 2008, 10:40:08 am: Does scaffolding count......?

(http://i28.tinypic.com/2qnb0xg.jpg)

Do trees count.....?

(http://i25.tinypic.com/1z1wg7k.jpg)

Er........well she's got a rope........

(http://i29.tinypic.com/16lw75z.jpg)

Not sure i've got the hang of this. :-[
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on May 02, 2008, 10:52:04 am: ...

(http://i32.tinypic.com/23ign7q.jpg)

I'll leave this to Lagers birdbot I think.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: andy_e on May 02, 2008, 11:22:27 am: That woman on the right in the scaffolding pic has got some awesome deadhanging strength...
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on May 02, 2008, 11:29:41 am: Rachel Stevens is a beast.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on May 02, 2008, 12:26:47 pm: (http://i28.tinypic.com/2cy19ci.jpg)

Me too. ;D
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on May 02, 2008, 12:27:42 pm: (http://i31.tinypic.com/5a9uu.jpg)

:-\
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: underground on May 02, 2008, 07:39:13 pm: Quote from: Jaspersharpe on May 02, 2008, 12:27:42 pm
(http://i31.tinypic.com/5a9uu.jpg)

:-\

quick! Houdini, find out where she trains and ~~stalk her~~ go and offer to spot...
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: account_inactive on May 02, 2008, 07:40:56 pm: She trains at The Castle in London
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Houdini on May 02, 2008, 08:05:22 pm: Trust me I would (assuming I could breach security) but Fraudini has threatened to scratch her eyes out like the dirty slut she is should she ever meet her *sneaky thoughts* so I must be sneaky and insinuate myself into her inner circle . . . I shall become her personal trainer in the arts of drunken armwrestling, powerballing, Fu Man Chu, and stud lashing. Soon I shall be her guru, we shall be inseperable, eat at the finest eateries, bathe in goose milk, drink nothing but Lafite '48 . . .

She looks a bit rough / just been told she has an incurable disease here, like.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: GCW on May 02, 2008, 08:14:00 pm: Quote from: Houdini on May 02, 2008, 08:05:22 pm
insinuate myself into her inner circle . . .

Suit you sir. Oh, Sir.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Houdini on May 02, 2008, 08:20:29 pm: I'd have to ween her off top-roping for a start, clothing too.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: ferret on May 05, 2008, 05:11:40 am: IM FAIRLY CONFIDENT THAT THIS ONE IS UNBEATABLE

PLS NOTE NOT WORK FRIENDLY

http://youpr0n.com/watch/185672/alpine-hot-sex/
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: robertostallioni on May 05, 2008, 07:59:36 am: There were three dicks abbing off the top of Malham on Saturday, rescuing each other in front of the catwalk. I believe they were busting some of the same moves as the couple in the vid who were showing great enthusiasm and endeavour. When you get a knot in the rope, no amount of ragging and bouncing can get it free......
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: SteveM on May 09, 2008, 09:13:49 am: Back to real life with some girls-next-door...

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3126/2474975600_74a4883ef5.jpg)

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2049/2361088684_486c7c1b5a.jpg)

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2285/2376898334_28b29b58a6.jpg)

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2130/2461844002_0b07dcd622.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: slackline on May 09, 2008, 09:52:46 am: (http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2293/2441958605_cd089035d8.jpg?v=0)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: SteveM on May 09, 2008, 10:01:48 am: Five rappelling techniques you should know: you could read the article and get all informed, or just look at the pretty pictures...

(http://climbinglife.com/images/stories/amartha_climb/a%20rappel%20setups/IMG_0463.JPG)

From http://climbinglife.com/tech-tips/tech-tips/five-rappelling-techniques-you-should-know.html (http://climbinglife.com/tech-tips/tech-tips/five-rappelling-techniques-you-should-know.html)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: robertostallioni on May 09, 2008, 05:29:14 pm: Dear God

Quote from: SteveM on May 09, 2008, 09:13:49 am

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3126/2474975600_74a4883ef5.jpg)

Get Pout of my dreams (get on the back seat baby) get into my car.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on May 09, 2008, 05:39:45 pm: :thumbsup:(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2404/2042705673_e183f3e9e9.jpg?v=0)

:o(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2362/1755517165_55b86bd6c7.jpg?v=0)

:-\(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1022/1051732904_f1a1a6ef30.jpg?v=0)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: robertostallioni on May 09, 2008, 05:44:31 pm: I think we need to re-callibrate Birdbot. I don't know what the fuck you've spilt on your keyboard Largers but its churning out some odd results.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: butters on May 09, 2008, 05:54:17 pm: Quote from: robertostallioni on May 09, 2008, 05:44:31 pm
I think we need to re-callibrate Birdbot. I don't know what the fuck you've spilt on your keyboard Largers but its churning out some odd results.

It was your request a few pages back for less cleavage and more legs that has done for BirdBot not what Lagers may have spilt on his keyboard... ;)

bluebrad
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: robertostallioni on May 09, 2008, 06:00:29 pm: Right, how about less shirts and more shoes? Or more vests and less dresses? Can we Reboot?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on May 09, 2008, 06:12:20 pm: A quick trawl through flickr...

(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1007/906946604_cc3a43e8da.jpg?v=0)

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/205/478208896_90e7187b64.jpg?v=0)

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/165/402681303_946ed93889.jpg?v=1172448087)

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/53/150188847_aa0cf79fb4.jpg?v=1148196404)

more skirt on rock
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/143/361066499_45b3f20859.jpg?v=0)

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/134/326619119_f2c6c6c302.jpg?v=0)

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/110/284013790_bd65e66f44.jpg?v=0)

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/98/270607354_0013693a72.jpg?v=0)

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/79/236777762_2ee82e0900.jpg?v=0)

(http://boulderingvideos.googlepages.com/B00000003.jpg)

(http://boulderingvideos.googlepages.com/B00000002.jpg)

(http://boulderingvideos.googlepages.com/B00000004.jpg)

(http://boulderingvideos.googlepages.com/B00000001.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Joepicalli on May 09, 2008, 06:34:27 pm: Hurrah the birdbot is back.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Houdini on May 09, 2008, 08:27:12 pm: I bouldered w/ Caprice in the beacon one time, she was filming something climbing-esque. Poor thing, she must've felt Caenant to be the ends of the Earth. Hardly Chelsea, is it? She's disappointing w/ out photoshop really:

(http://www.gtspirit.com/uploads/images/capricebourret.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Joepicalli on May 09, 2008, 08:42:41 pm: (http://www.gtspirit.com/uploads/images/capricebourret.jpg)

And even in photoshop her breasts are seriously asymetric
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on May 12, 2008, 03:34:17 pm: (http://images2.fotoalbum.alice.it/v/www1-2//147/147376/286424/IMG_0094melloblocco-vi.jpg)

(http://images1.fotoalbum.alice.it/v/www1-1//147/147376/286424/IMG_0066degrandi2-vi.jpg)

(http://images5.fotoalbum.alice.it/v/www1-5//147/147376/286424/IMG_0069de_grandi1-vi.jpg)

;D
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: SA Chris on May 12, 2008, 03:47:39 pm: Quote from: lagerstarfish on May 09, 2008, 05:39:45 pm

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2362/1755517165_55b86bd6c7.jpg?v=0)

What the hell is in the background?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on May 12, 2008, 03:50:59 pm: Quote from: SA Chris on May 12, 2008, 03:47:39 pm
What the hell is in the background?

or the foreground for that matter :-\
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on May 12, 2008, 03:51:40 pm: 8a.nu has to be good for something...

(http://www.8a.nu/images/scorecard/resize/resize1108496402_8032.jpg)

(http://www.8a.nu/images/scorecard/resize/resize1125437353_8758.JPG)

(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/1110635677_4243.jpg)

"I can see up your shorts from here!"
(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/1088700302_3313.JPG)

(http://www.8a.nu/images/scorecard/resize/resize1100631465_404.JPG)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Obi-Wan is lost... on May 12, 2008, 07:10:45 pm: Quote from: lagerstarfish on May 09, 2008, 06:12:20 pm
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/143/361066499_45b3f20859.jpg?v=0)
"You'll never guess what's 'appened to me today!...well I was on me way to this wedding...you'll never guess who I bumped into?! Go on GUESS!'
"I dunno! Who?!"
"Only my blimming dentist! you'll never guess what happened next..."
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on May 13, 2008, 08:47:37 am: Today I will be thinking mainly about ladies bottoms

(http://www.paesaggiverticali.it/Album/Melloblocco.2008/IMG_3821.jpg)

(http://www.paesaggiverticali.it/Album/Melloblocco.2008/IMG_3809.JPG)

(http://www.paesaggiverticali.it/Album/Melloblocco.2008/IMG_3856.JPG)

(http://www.paesaggiverticali.it/Album/Melloblocco.2008/IMG_3989.jpg)

(http://www.paesaggiverticali.it/Album/Melloblocco.2008/IMG_4033.jpg)

(http://www.paesaggiverticali.it/Album/Melloblocco.2008/IMG_4055.jpg)

(http://www.paesaggiverticali.it/Album/Melloblocco.2008/vIMG_3928.JPG)

(http://www.paesaggiverticali.it/Album/Melloblocco.2008/vIMG_3977.jpg)

(http://www.paesaggiverticali.it/Album/Melloblocco.2008/vIMG_3983.jpg)

(http://www.paesaggiverticali.it/Album/Melloblocco.2008/vIMG_3997.jpg)

(http://www.paesaggiverticali.it/Album/Melloblocco.2008/vIMG_4003.jpg)

(http://www.paesaggiverticali.it/Album/Melloblocco.2008/vIMG_4026.jpg)

(http://www.paesaggiverticali.it/Album/Alpinismo/IMG_1311.jpg)

(http://www.paesaggiverticali.it/Album/Alpinismo/IMG_1323.jpg)

(http://www.paesaggiverticali.it/Album/Alpinismo/IMG_6564.jpg)
Melloblocco looks like fun.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Moo on May 13, 2008, 08:49:36 am: I should definatley have gone to melloblocco but then i'm not sure if its worth getting arrested and ending up in an italian jail :-\
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: SA Chris on May 13, 2008, 09:02:41 am: Definitely the birdbot working overtime!

Nice
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on May 13, 2008, 09:07:57 am: 4th pic from bottom looks like someone was perving from behind a tree to get the shot. Did you get it from Dancing John?

Quote from: SA Chris on May 13, 2008, 09:02:41 am
Definitely the birdbot working overtime!

Nice

At least something's working overtime cos lagers certainly isn't (on his video editing). END OF OFF TOPIC TENUOUS LINK.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on May 13, 2008, 09:12:25 am: They are all photos by the same bloke. I have this image of him walking round Mellobloco pointing his camera at birds arses in a Benny Hill stylee.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Nibile on May 13, 2008, 10:06:59 am: Quote from: lagerstarfish on May 13, 2008, 08:47:37 am
Today I will be thinking mainly about ladies bottoms

welcome to my life.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Monolith on May 13, 2008, 10:11:01 am: Me also. I almost saw one yesterday but she never turned up ::)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: magpie on May 13, 2008, 10:20:57 am: This thread is so much better than the equivalent boys one :(

Quote from: lagerstarfish on May 12, 2008, 03:51:40 pm
(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/1110635677_4243.jpg)

Any guesses where that picture was taken?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: jwi on May 13, 2008, 11:40:42 am: Quote from: magpie on May 13, 2008, 10:20:57 am
This thread is so much better than the equivalent boys one :(

Quote from: lagerstarfish on May 12, 2008, 03:51:40 pm
(http://)

Any guesses where that picture was taken?

Ågelsjön, near Norrköping, Sweden
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: magpie on May 13, 2008, 03:11:14 pm: Thank you.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Adam Lincoln on May 14, 2008, 04:46:53 pm: ...
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: SA Chris on May 14, 2008, 05:08:42 pm: ... = S ?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Adam Lincoln on May 14, 2008, 05:19:21 pm: Quote from: SA Chris on May 14, 2008, 05:08:42 pm
... = S ?

The pic i was linking too wouldn't hot link
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Drew on May 16, 2008, 09:49:11 am: Stolen from the quality bouldering piccies thread

(http://photos-918.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sf2p/v253/214/16/719686918/n719686918_580722_8803.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on May 16, 2008, 08:26:22 pm: Ladies and gentlemen - look at that quality arse ;D :bow:

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2380/2481023420_377ff0255f.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on May 16, 2008, 08:31:43 pm: (http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3266/2492933392_3c0e90f5f5.jpg)

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2092/2401392868_fd62622758.jpg)

(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/18187_633330609223281250.jpg)

(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/18187_633330608199218750.jpg)

(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/5382_633463501013593750.jpg)

(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/8824_633459667039687500.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: andy_e on May 16, 2008, 08:44:35 pm: Mmmm, limestone...
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: saintlade on May 16, 2008, 09:04:24 pm: Quote from: Drew on May 16, 2008, 09:49:11 am
Stolen from the quality bouldering piccies thread

(http://photos-918.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sf2p/v253/214/16/719686918/n719686918_580722_8803.jpg)

I wondered how long it would take till Becky ended up on this thread, good to see some attentive spotting there Tom :spank:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Monolith on May 16, 2008, 09:19:01 pm: Always watch your spotter's hips, or if it's Doylo or Rich, his arse.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on May 16, 2008, 10:12:40 pm: Quote from: lagerstarfish on May 16, 2008, 08:26:22 pm
Ladies and gentlemen - look at that quality arse ;D :bow:

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2380/2481023420_377ff0255f.jpg)

Good work lagers. You can tell that your Mrs is out for the evening. Surely you have something more productive to do though like editing some video footage from our (not so) recent trip to Fontainebleau? :furious: :rtfm: :furious:

I don't care if I sound like a stuck record by the way.

:-* ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on May 16, 2008, 10:31:52 pm: Quote from: Jaspersharpe on May 16, 2008, 10:12:40 pm
Surely you have something more productive to do though like editing some video footage from our (not so) recent trip to Fontainebleau? :furious: :rtfm: :furious:

I don't care if I sound like a stuck record by the way.

:-* ;)

Thing is, Jaz; when I watch the raw footage of you climbing in Font I start to get some very confusing and impure thoughts about your little, pert bottom and your lovely loooonng legs. The flowing blonde hair and awesome scenery don't help either. I have to keep re-booting my HetroDrive before I can continue with trying to edit.

The various demands of Mrs Starfish, Lagers Jr and my perpetual ill health are grinding me down and stopping me from doing what needs doing. I need a deadline to work to - howsabout
"I promise to produce some decently edited footage of you climbing in Font this year which does not take the piss or show you to be the gay southerner that you are by the end of the 2nd May bank holiday this year."
Its been posted on tinterweb and so I have to do it :wave:

Sorry for being a slacker.

edit...
I forgot to say that Mrs Sharpe looked rather fine all dressed up tonight - you are a very lucky man.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on May 16, 2008, 10:40:40 pm: :thumbsup:

If I didn't have deadlines then i'd spend all my time on this website. Er.........

;D

Edit: I am lucky, but so is she. I mean look at me for God's sake. Actually dont, no stop it, NOW!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: andy_e on May 17, 2008, 12:32:24 am: Was becky that lass I gave a lift to from the station to woodwell this time last year? along with you and rich and another guy who worked at awful walls? if so, h4wt...
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: fatneck on May 17, 2008, 12:37:43 am: That's her although what this
Quote
h4wt...
means, I've no idea...
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: andy_e on May 17, 2008, 12:49:29 am: 13375P34K for "hot" (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leetspeak)

Although,
Quote from: Rufus
Rufus says:
the truly l33t have more important things to think about than hot girls
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Duma on May 17, 2008, 05:49:59 am: (http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/8824_633459667039687500.jpg)
Anyone know what/where this problem is? Looks ace.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Nibile on May 17, 2008, 10:35:26 am: Quote from: lagerstarfish on May 16, 2008, 08:26:22 pm
Ladies and gentlemen - look at that quality arse ;D :bow:

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2380/2481023420_377ff0255f.jpg)
that's "lo strapiombo dei veronesi" 7a/b in val di mello. i've been there many times, but never found such white things...
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: account_inactive on May 17, 2008, 10:51:42 am: Quote from: Duma on May 17, 2008, 05:49:59 am
(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/8824_633459667039687500.jpg)
Anyone know what/where this problem is? Looks ace.

Sabot 6c/7a I think
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Adam Lincoln on May 17, 2008, 11:15:29 am: (http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/18759_633307454414773294.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: SA Chris on May 19, 2008, 08:30:37 am: Quote from: andi_e on May 17, 2008, 12:49:29 am
13375P34K for "hot" (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leetspeak)

Although,
Quote from: Rufus
Rufus says:
the truly l33t have more important things to think about than hot girls

That possibly the geekiest thing I have seen in a while.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Fiend on May 19, 2008, 01:29:51 pm: Climbers are nerds just like many other first world humans. Just that we're nerds about an outdoor activity instead of model railways / camera equipment / soap operas / underground music / football teams / car modifications / delete as applicable.

Not saying that andi should be banned for using leetspeak of course....
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on May 21, 2008, 04:56:08 pm: From the latest Prana catalogue? ::)

(http://img380.imageshack.us/img380/2919/20052008001am0.jpg)

(http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/5579/20052008004hb7.jpg)

(http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/296/20052008006es2.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on May 21, 2008, 06:55:07 pm: I'm impressed that the BirdBot/pixcavator algorithm managed to see through the poor focus, black clothing and washed out colours to identify the subjects as female; never mind fit and climbing. A miracle of parameter tweaking, if I do say so myself. :smugcunt:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Drew on May 21, 2008, 09:40:46 pm: Quote from: lagerstarfish on May 21, 2008, 04:56:08 pm
(http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/5579/20052008004hb7.jpg)

That's a man right??

Quote from: lagerstarfish on May 21, 2008, 04:56:08 pm
(http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/296/20052008006es2.jpg)

That has to be a man!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Fiend on May 21, 2008, 10:25:31 pm: Quote from: lagerstarfish on May 21, 2008, 06:55:07 pm
I'm impressed that the BirdBot/pixcavator algorithm managed to see through the poor focus, black clothing and washed out colours to identify the subjects as female; never mind fit and climbing. A miracle of parameter tweaking, if I do say so myself. :smugcunt:

Yes yes byt not exactly the results one wants from BB...
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Drew on May 22, 2008, 10:52:22 am: Having been told off before now, I feel pretty confident with these two:

(http://www.susanica.com/photos/130025467046f00e2c2c097_f.jpg)

(http://www.susanica.com/photos/1087007023468b24f219c3f_f.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on May 22, 2008, 12:06:42 pm: Word.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Joepicalli on May 23, 2008, 11:36:51 am: http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2242/2397493943_792ee56a61_o.jpg
Gorgeous and she can fly.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Joepicalli on May 23, 2008, 11:38:15 am: Bugger how do you get the photo in? :shrug:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Houdini on May 23, 2008, 11:41:24 am: Mods.

Can we please please please have a sticky somewhere about posting photo's/hotlinking/general how-to's.

Every week questions like Joe's get asked. Every week someone repeats themselves, usually Slackers . . .

:rtfm:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: slackline on May 23, 2008, 11:44:55 am: Quote from: Houdini on May 23, 2008, 11:41:24 am
Mods.

Can we please please please have a sticky somewhere about posting photo's/hotlinking/general how-to's.

Every week questions like Joe's get asked. Every week someone repeats themselves, usually Slackers . . .

:rtfm:

You mean like this one (http://ukbouldering.com/board/index.php/topic,6411.0.html) (although admittedly its not been stickied) ;) :)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Bubba on May 23, 2008, 02:09:21 pm: I've stickified it :)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: magpie on May 23, 2008, 03:24:11 pm: (http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2242/2397493943_792ee56a61_o.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: carefultorque on May 23, 2008, 08:44:48 pm: Quote from: Joepicalli on May 23, 2008, 11:36:51 am
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2242/2397493943_792ee56a61_o.jpg
Gorgeous and she can fly.

Excuse my ignorance but who is this elegant powerhouse?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on May 26, 2008, 02:10:09 pm: This is a special thank you to Uncle, Jim, Bubba and GCW for their advice on external hard drives :thumbsup:

(http://boulderingvideos.googlepages.com/184941145_8a73bc1ce4_173.jpg)

(http://boulderingvideos.googlepages.com/184941206_8bccb535d8_465.jpg)

(http://boulderingvideos.googlepages.com/184941283_adab8d058f_201.jpg)

(http://boulderingvideos.googlepages.com/184941310_2299d1ff89_129.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Jim on May 26, 2008, 02:33:25 pm: Where is that? its like an inverted miniature giants courseway
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: SA Chris on May 26, 2008, 03:06:06 pm: My fistr guess was Fingal's cave on Staffa, but then I noticed the beach, and the sunshine.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: JR on May 28, 2008, 09:27:01 am: Quote from: lagerstarfish on April 17, 2008, 12:20:21 pm
BirdBot's latests results

(http://boulderingvideos.googlepages.com/album_pic.jpg)

thats naureen goheer from SA. met her earlier this year at the restaurant at the end of the universe. Good climber... coming over the UK soon i think too.

and here's another one courtesy of messenger...

(http://alexmessenger.co.uk/galleries/sa/images/ALM2_1676.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Houdini on May 28, 2008, 09:41:32 am: Yuk! Bergen-Belsen Bot strikes again :thumbsdown:

(http://boulderingvideos.googlepages.com/184941310_2299d1ff89_129.jpg)

I demand to eat something's flesh!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Johnny Brown on May 28, 2008, 09:59:38 am: Quote
(http://boulderingvideos.googlepages.com/album_pic.jpg)
thats naureen goheer from SA.

Are you sure its not Daila Ojeda?

edit: a quick google says it is. Go stand in the corner Roberts.
Here's another from the same shoot:
(http://lh4.google.com/vicho70/R4y-F-jUR9I/AAAAAAAAAQM/95lK6rDbgxM/ruta%20sol%208b.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: JR on May 28, 2008, 11:32:27 am: oops,

practically bloody twins then. call it two for the price of one now...
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on May 28, 2008, 01:10:28 pm: Quote from: Houdini on May 28, 2008, 09:41:32 am
Yuk! Bergen-Belsen Bot strikes again :thumbsdown:

These two look reasonably well nourished, Houdini.

(http://www.fuorivia.com/forum/files/_037_398.jpg)

(http://www.fuorivia.com/forum/files/_041_199.jpg)

and even if they aren't quite your type, they seem to like each other...

(http://www.fuorivia.com/forum/files/_097_570.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Houdini on May 28, 2008, 01:19:15 pm: Yes, the middle pic is of the lovely.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Obi-Wan is lost... on May 28, 2008, 07:15:26 pm: Quote from: Houdini on May 28, 2008, 01:19:15 pm
Yes, the middle pic is of the lovely...
Hathersage residing Mrs "The Fly", with her close friend Pulse Camel.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: yankeepete on May 29, 2008, 03:44:24 pm: Maybe its just wishfull thinking on my part but is that her nipple?

(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/14276_633474432090910537.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Nibile on May 29, 2008, 04:03:01 pm: compressed by tight pecs, but it could be.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: magpie on May 29, 2008, 04:10:47 pm: You dirty perverts, how closely were you looking to spot that?!!

(Yes, it most definitely is)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Nibile on May 29, 2008, 04:12:27 pm: i look closely but only to seek the truth.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: magpie on May 29, 2008, 04:25:04 pm: :lol:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: yankeepete on May 29, 2008, 10:20:39 pm: Quote from: magpie on May 29, 2008, 04:10:47 pm
You dirty perverts, how closely were you looking to spot that?!!

Like an electron microscope closely. Odd how much better my attention span is for that sort of thing than, say, The Economist
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on June 02, 2008, 03:30:47 pm: (http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/18061_633477315197187500.jpg)

(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/14276_633474427899973037.jpg)

(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/14276_633474425766691787.jpg)

(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/9234_633474004851562500.jpg)

(http://www.fuorivia.com/forum/files/p1050492_110.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: andy_e on June 02, 2008, 10:07:23 pm: (http://www.fuorivia.com/forum/files/p1050492_110.jpg)

She looks positively delighted to be climbing such choss...
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Zods Beard on June 02, 2008, 10:18:56 pm: Quote from: lagerstarfish on June 02, 2008, 03:30:47 pm

(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/14276_633474427899973037.jpg)

Women with bandoliers get me hot, if she'd have been cracking out a knee bar I'd be wiping up the mess.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Obi-Wan is lost... on June 02, 2008, 11:07:47 pm: Quote from: Zods Beard on June 02, 2008, 10:18:56 pm
Quote from: lagerstarfish on June 02, 2008, 03:30:47 pm
(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/14276_633474427899973037.jpg)
Women with bandoliers get me hot, if she'd have been cracking out a knee bar I'd be wiping up the mess.
Women with ~~bandoliers~~ pink headbands get me hot, quite reminiscent of the great Fliss Butler in her climbing heyday
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/estock/fspid10/90/41/03/everystockphoto-904103-o.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: SteveM on June 03, 2008, 12:39:45 pm: (http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3143/2544322896_5a3f4b0b49.jpg)

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3159/2543498103_9606629ddc.jpg)

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3268/2544337664_77df30a8e5.jpg)

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2145/2545079915_ed272c9c15.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on June 03, 2008, 12:56:24 pm: ::)

(http://www.fuorivia.com/forum/album_pic.php?pic_id=10207)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Drew on June 03, 2008, 12:56:49 pm: Quote from: SteveM on June 03, 2008, 12:39:45 pm
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3159/2543498103_9606629ddc.jpg)

Nice, but is she wearing Gambits? Or are they the new Anasazi white? Don't look very white.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: magpie on June 03, 2008, 04:14:51 pm: I'm such a bird, I want to know where she got that pink top from, it would go so well with my pink headband ;D
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: SteveM on June 03, 2008, 04:35:14 pm: Quote from: Obi-Wan is lost... on June 02, 2008, 11:07:47 pm
Women with ~~bandoliers~~ pink headbands get me hot
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on June 03, 2008, 07:56:46 pm: :lol:
Think its been 'shopped?

(http://img113.imageshack.us/img113/8701/aperturaviarz0vi3.jpg)
Quote from: Houdini on June 03, 2008, 07:59:26 pm
Quote from: SteveM on June 03, 2008, 04:35:14 pm
Quote from: Obi-Wan is lost... on June 02, 2008, 11:07:47 pm
Women ~~with ~~bandoliers~~ pink ~~headbands~~ vaginas~~ get me hot
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Houdini on June 03, 2008, 07:59:26 pm: Quote from: SteveM on June 03, 2008, 04:35:14 pm
Quote from: Obi-Wan is lost... on June 02, 2008, 11:07:47 pm
Women with ~~bandoliers~~ pink ~~headbands~~ vaginas get me hot
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Zods Beard on June 03, 2008, 08:28:28 pm: Quote from: lagerstarfish on June 03, 2008, 07:56:46 pm
:lol:
Think its been 'shopped?

(http://img113.imageshack.us/img113/8701/aperturaviarz0vi3.jpg)

Those lasers aren't real, I mean who wears them, especially when bolting routes on a giant woman.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Joepicalli on June 03, 2008, 10:17:59 pm: Quote from: Zods Beard on June 03, 2008, 08:28:28 pm
Quote from: lagerstarfish on June 03, 2008, 07:56:46 pm
:lol:
Think its been 'shopped?

(http://img113.imageshack.us/img113/8701/aperturaviarz0vi3.jpg)

Those lasers aren't real, I mean who wears them, especially when bolting routes on a giant woman.
Yeah I mean for Godssakes everyone knows that boltable giant women are always covered in Baby oil, no way those slick soles would give you any purchase on slippery gargantuan girl skin. The guys either a punter or his so called mates shopped them in to make him look foolish. Ts what larks eh
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: magpie on June 04, 2008, 09:02:48 am: It doesn't look like the best place for the bolt either ???
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: SA Chris on June 04, 2008, 09:04:02 am: No, bolt should be placed on flat solid areas, not near existing cracks.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Joepicalli on June 04, 2008, 09:56:29 am: Bloody hell Chris you're right nobody would put a bolt there, I think the chipping bastard's drilling out the pocket.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: dave on June 04, 2008, 10:00:04 am: you'd surely just pop in an expansion bolt.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on June 04, 2008, 01:05:28 pm: I think he's going to use Hilti Sphynct-Lock^(tm) glue in bolts with a double shot of ArseResin^(tm)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on June 04, 2008, 08:03:19 pm: BirdBot is producing some odd, but interesting results

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2222/2510014445_5288a60e16_b.jpg)

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/239/454919464_d51155e255_b.jpg)

(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1341/711111089_d4de0c93d7_b.jpg)

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3002/2509930481_4150231d8c_b.jpg)

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2261/2510015725_0b729dfb4d_b.jpg)

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2118/2130462496_f4f9d1f722_b.jpg)

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2119/2063486029_4b91e247f1_o.jpg)

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2399/2063482967_7072c2b91d_o.jpg)

deja vue, I know
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3268/2544337664_77df30a8e5_b.jpg)

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2196/2511633589_01facd5938_o.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Adam Lincoln on June 05, 2008, 04:42:46 pm: Repost, ignore me!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: tomtom on June 05, 2008, 04:45:34 pm: (http://img.ukclimbing.com/i/87633.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Serpico on June 05, 2008, 05:23:27 pm: Quote from: tomtom on June 05, 2008, 04:45:34 pm

As a first post I thought that was understated and restrained.
Welcome.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: tomtom on June 05, 2008, 05:28:17 pm: Thankyou, its a fantastic thread ~ couldn't resist contributing...
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Joepicalli on June 05, 2008, 07:08:43 pm: Hmmm yes but....
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Joepicalli on June 05, 2008, 07:18:29 pm: Quote from: tomtom on June 05, 2008, 05:28:17 pm
Thankyou, its a fantastic thread ~ couldn't resist contributing...
Then he went and blew it with this torrent of over effusive verbiage. Some people eh.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Houdini on June 05, 2008, 09:18:26 pm: What are you fools on? I want some. (This bardolino sucks)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: tomtom on June 05, 2008, 09:43:39 pm: I dunno, joepic seems rather touchy! Time of the month? ;) Flamed after two posts.... :wall:
Can we just get back to fit birds climbing??
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Houdini on June 05, 2008, 09:58:50 pm: Oh go on then.

Lagers! Look at the state of her calves (last pic)! 100% too much flesh . . . Slimline tonic bitte, fine-tune birdbot.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Drew on June 06, 2008, 12:02:21 am: Quote from: tomtom on June 05, 2008, 04:45:34 pm
(http://img.ukclimbing.com/i/87633.jpg)

Ah yes... linking from UKC... someone else might explain why, but it just doesn't work!

This is it (http://www.ukclimbing.com/images/dbpage.html?id=87633)

[EDIT]Hmmmm... I don't know what you guys can see... but it all seems a bit weird to me.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Joepicalli on June 06, 2008, 12:09:36 am: Quote from: Houdini on June 05, 2008, 09:18:26 pm
What are you fools on? I want some. (This bardolino sucks)
Thin?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on June 06, 2008, 12:32:06 am: (http://farm1.static.flickr.com/148/357882612_0f24ef7c9a_o.jpg)

(http://fc08.deviantart.com/fs28/i/2008/129/4/f/Alex_Puccio_by_v14ordie.jpg)

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/52/149877043_91778013bc_b.jpg)

more large calf action
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/48/149872045_9685ebccbf_b.jpg)

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/210/475035172_493676d1d2_o.jpg)

(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1263/1417971998_4d4b011d68_o.jpg)

sigh...
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/59/214043029_3c32a1a65e_o.jpg)

(http://a149.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/33/l_92d1d0597ed6042e7c2e67a564b3053c.jpg)

(http://a1000.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/9/l_e36cacd33a34c0deb459135f60e0ea1f.jpg)

(http://a490.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/44/l_8e1f71443deeb777a93e2a02b7bcb099.jpg)

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2137/1590775660_0a0f216551_b.jpg)

(http://www.rockandice.com/images/news/or07/7.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Drew on June 06, 2008, 02:16:19 am: Bird bot's working overtime tonight!

Also seems like I'm not the only one who thinks Alex Puccio is a contender for most photos in the DFBWGC thread!

Quote from: lagerstarfish on June 06, 2008, 12:32:06 am
(http://fc08.deviantart.com/fs28/i/2008/129/4/f/Alex_Puccio_by_v14ordie.jpg)

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/210/475035172_493676d1d2_o.jpg)

(http://a149.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/33/l_92d1d0597ed6042e7c2e67a564b3053c.jpg)

Is it just mer, or at first glance, does she appear to be wearing a short skirt?
(http://a1000.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/9/l_e36cacd33a34c0deb459135f60e0ea1f.jpg)

(http://a490.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/44/l_8e1f71443deeb777a93e2a02b7bcb099.jpg)

(http://www.rockandice.com/images/news/or07/7.jpg)

Might as well add a couple more

(http://www.hamtanab.com/userfiles2/image/picgallery1bigabs9-finals-alex-puccio.jpg)

(http://bp3.blogger.com/_otT-OCyTeCE/R6_1o5JXLFI/AAAAAAAAAB0/D64SANO0fBQ/s400/IMG_1342.JPG)

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/209/475035174_5f8ff693c2.jpg?v=0)

(http://www.evolvesports.com/2006/2006%20images/gallery%20photos/alexp5.jpg)

And now she's a five ten sponsored girl, we can expect a lot more photos I feel.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Houdini on June 06, 2008, 10:36:47 am: Quote from: Joepicalli on June 06, 2008, 12:09:36 am
Quote from: Houdini on June 05, 2008, 09:18:26 pm
What are you fools on? I want some. (This bardolino sucks)
Thin?

My mistake Joe, Barbera D'Asti. On top of the tempranillo it was a little yuk as is my head this morning, I feel a period of abstinence is in order again.

Bird Bot still requires tweaking on the "fit" bit, it's getting the "bird" bit right - but some of them are turkeys.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on June 06, 2008, 03:00:07 pm: Just so you know, when you get to the point where you are thinking "is that it? I wonder what interesting thing is going to happen?" you should stop watching - nothing really happens

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbnkT3BJcOs
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Nibile on June 06, 2008, 03:11:31 pm: mmmmm slopers........
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: inn wislon on June 06, 2008, 09:02:35 pm: (http://www.merrickales.com/pmfb072306/DSC_6131.jpg)

DWS, on a Texan lake apparently.......she could do with a bit of a feed mind........
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on June 09, 2008, 09:01:53 am: (http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3093/2492831678_cf2a0dbb50_b.jpg)

(http://www.rockclimbing.com/images/photos/assets/4/382514-largest_allie7__resize_.JPG)

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/47/172889125_bafb9ca639_b.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on June 11, 2008, 04:50:29 pm: (http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1237/829340266_362392673c_o.jpg)

(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/6249_633430286780937500.jpg)

(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/18759_633299617387848750.jpg)

lovely
(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/18759_633302366531062500.jpg)

(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/18759_633307447737585794.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: carefultorque on June 12, 2008, 06:44:51 pm: Quote from: lagerstarfish on June 11, 2008, 04:50:29 pm

lovely
(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/18759_633302366531062500.jpg)

Who is la blonde?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: GCW on June 12, 2008, 07:58:33 pm: Quote from: carefultorque on June 12, 2008, 06:44:51 pm
(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/18759_633302366531062500.jpg)

Nice to see heels on Pinks don't fit fit birds too :lol:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on June 13, 2008, 12:28:02 am: Quote from: carefultorque on June 12, 2008, 06:44:51 pm
Who is la blonde?

No idea :shrug: BirdBot just saves the url of the pic, not the context/site. I assume her name will be on 8a.nu somewhere?

anyway...

(http://qurank.smugmug.com/photos/11405510_gKygk-L.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Houdini on June 13, 2008, 09:32:15 am: Join us in Paradise, Bagpuss. UKC is for fat old Henry's and chunky outdoor-type Henrietta's w/ bingo wings.

Make w/ the filth.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on June 13, 2008, 09:35:18 am: How to add pictures..........

http://ukbouldering.com/board/index.php/topic,6411.msg90546.html#msg90546
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Fiend on June 13, 2008, 09:56:27 am: Quote from: Bagpuss on June 13, 2008, 09:27:40 am
I would post the 'Crags' ladies, that got me banned from UKC (as Al Evans) as suggested by Andy Farnell, but I'm not sure how to attatch pictures (techno brain midget :-(

Your techno midget brain got you randomly posting that chick w/ arse crack shot as your reply tho.....that's a good thing 8)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: magpie on June 13, 2008, 11:24:46 am: Is ass crack a good thing? I'm clearly out of the fit birds loop ???
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: grumpycrumpy on June 13, 2008, 11:28:01 am: Depends on the ass .....
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Serpico on June 13, 2008, 11:35:37 am: Quote from: magpie on June 13, 2008, 11:24:46 am
Is ass crack a good thing? I'm clearly out of the fit birds loop ???

I don't know, but it's just reminded me I must post that letter...
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: butters on June 13, 2008, 01:08:08 pm: Quote from: Serpico on June 13, 2008, 11:35:37 am
I don't know, but it's just reminded me I must post that letter...

I get that feeling when ever I look at a picture of Cherie Blair smiling... :o

bluebrad
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Fiend on June 13, 2008, 02:26:26 pm: Yes Maggie it is :P
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: GCW on June 13, 2008, 02:38:46 pm: Quote from: Fiend on June 13, 2008, 02:26:26 pm
Yes Maggie it is :P

Who's Maggie? You got a Thatcher fetish?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on June 13, 2008, 02:44:00 pm: No, Fiend's obsessed with Maggie Philbin.

(http://i27.tinypic.com/2ir956x.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: magpie on June 13, 2008, 02:45:28 pm: Quote from: GCW on June 13, 2008, 02:38:46 pm
Who's Maggie?
That would be me. :wave:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: GCW on June 13, 2008, 03:09:34 pm: Quote from: magpie on June 13, 2008, 02:45:28 pm
Quote from: GCW on June 13, 2008, 02:38:46 pm
Who's Maggie?
That would be me. :wave:

What?! 2 names? Tut.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: grumpycrumpy on June 13, 2008, 07:18:41 pm: I get that feeling when ever I look at a picture of Cherie Blair smiling... :o

bluebrad
[/quote]
Whenever I see Cherie Blair smiling I think of posting a letter ...... A letterbomb that is .....
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Joepicalli on June 14, 2008, 09:28:30 am: Quote from: grumpycrumpy on June 13, 2008, 11:28:01 am
Depends on the ass .....
Depends on the crack...
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: SteveM on June 17, 2008, 01:04:35 pm: (http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3147/2571726461_4ff8edc199.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Moo on June 17, 2008, 02:14:39 pm: http://www.8a.nu/user/Profile.aspx?UserId=1806

nothing more nothing less .... is the best
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: neil h on June 17, 2008, 02:22:18 pm: Quote from: Moo on June 17, 2008, 02:14:39 pm
http://www.8a.nu/user/Profile.aspx?UserId=1806

nothing more nothing less .... is the best

hardly a dead fit bird (http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/1806.jpg)

you sure you got the right link there :)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Moo on June 17, 2008, 02:32:35 pm: lol :whistle:

just search Bridget Enderle
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: neil h on June 17, 2008, 02:37:09 pm: ah you mean

(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/18061_633477315197187500.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: grumpycrumpy on June 17, 2008, 02:44:47 pm: Quote from: Joepicalli on June 14, 2008, 09:28:30 am
Quote from: grumpycrumpy on June 13, 2008, 11:28:01 am
Depends on the ass .....
Depends on the crack...
Ah to be sure Joe, I'm only interested in the craic ....
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: magpie on June 17, 2008, 03:22:09 pm: Quote from: neil h on June 17, 2008, 02:22:18 pm
you sure you got the right link there :)
I liked it ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: SteveM on June 17, 2008, 04:15:34 pm: (http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3027/2572209011_f8c972ced3_o.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Drew on June 17, 2008, 06:58:56 pm: Quote from: SteveM on June 17, 2008, 04:15:34 pm
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3027/2572209011_f8c972ced3_o.jpg)

Quote from: neil h on June 17, 2008, 02:37:09 pm
(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/18061_633477315197187500.jpg)

Oh dear God yes!

Who is that top one? Looks a bit like Trouble (http://www.ukclimbing.com/images/dbpage.html?id=69773)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: SteveM on June 18, 2008, 03:33:02 pm: Quote from: Drew on June 17, 2008, 06:58:56 pm
Who is that top one? Looks a bit like Trouble (http://www.ukclimbing.com/images/dbpage.html?id=69773)

Sorry I don't know. Sourced from http://www.flickr.com/photos/joe_burge/2572209011/ (http://www.flickr.com/photos/joe_burge/2572209011/) where the basic stalker information can be gleaned from... ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Moo on June 18, 2008, 03:50:13 pm: it does make me wonder how many of these woman have seen this thread and realised our level of depravity :-\ probably shooting ourselves in the foot a little bit here guys
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: neil h on June 18, 2008, 03:54:02 pm: Quote from: SteveM on June 18, 2008, 03:33:02 pm
Quote from: Drew on June 17, 2008, 06:58:56 pm
Who is that top one? Looks a bit like Trouble (http://www.ukclimbing.com/images/dbpage.html?id=69773)

Sorry I don't know. Sourced from http://www.flickr.com/photos/joe_burge/2572209011/ (http://www.flickr.com/photos/joe_burge/2572209011/) where the basic stalker information can be gleaned from... ;)

someone really like looking down on her

(http://img.ukclimbing.com/i/84440.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: magpie on June 18, 2008, 04:39:39 pm: Quote from: Moo on June 18, 2008, 03:50:13 pm
it does make me wonder how many of these woman have seen this thread and realised our level of depravity :-\ probably shooting ourselves in the foot a little bit here guys

Personally, I think it's quite sweet in a letchy kind of way and I would think most of the 'fit birds' would be flattered rather than taking offence. The majority of the comments are very positive so what's not to like? You lot don't complain if you turn up in the fit blokes thread, do you? ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on June 18, 2008, 04:47:43 pm: Well said. Although I'm uncertain as to whether or not you are the right person to take advice on lechery from (being chief drooler on the Fit Blokes thread)? ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: magpie on June 18, 2008, 04:51:37 pm: You might have a point :-\

My argument still stands though.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: tomtom on June 18, 2008, 07:25:56 pm: Quote from: Moo on June 18, 2008, 03:50:13 pm
it does make me wonder how many of these woman have seen this thread and realised our level of depravity :-\ probably shooting ourselves in the foot a little bit here guys

I suspect the woman depicted as having a route bolted up her crack might not be too impressed with the photoshoppery ~
But I dont really care and just found it really funny :)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: tomtom on June 18, 2008, 07:30:57 pm: (http://farm1.static.flickr.com/41/83380625_19d8246f0a.jpg?v=0)
Loads if you search flickr with bouldering & woman.... somehow I find this one a little disturbing..
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: tomtom on June 18, 2008, 08:50:13 pm: (http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3194/2360556035_ef57d96f5b.jpg?v=0)
:whistle:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Moo on June 18, 2008, 11:06:14 pm: if it was a man that took that photo i'll bet he lives with his mum and has loads of comic books

good on him though
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: SA Chris on June 19, 2008, 12:06:47 pm: (http://forums.climbing.com/photopost/data/559/Rocklands_Long_Weekend-8.jpg)

New?

(http://forums.climbing.com/photopost/data/503/medium/sedona_lori-6.jpg)

Give her the benefit of doubt.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: SteveM on June 19, 2008, 01:54:46 pm: Quote from: Moo on June 18, 2008, 03:50:13 pm
it does make me wonder how many of these woman have seen this thread and realised our level of depravity :-\ probably shooting ourselves in the foot a little bit here guys

http://www.newscientist.com/channel/sex/mg19826614.100-bad-guys-really-do-get-the-most-girls.html (http://www.newscientist.com/channel/sex/mg19826614.100-bad-guys-really-do-get-the-most-girls.html)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: SA Chris on June 19, 2008, 01:59:31 pm: Shooting ourselves in the foot? In what way?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: SteveM on June 19, 2008, 02:17:57 pm: (http://bp2.blogger.com/_JAD-7vZAIoI/SEWjze-uwtI/AAAAAAAAAFA/-rPzkaot0Y0/s1600-h/n661630370_66867_2219.jpg)

(http://b8.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01071/80/04/1071374008_l.jpg)

(http://bp1.blogger.com/_JAD-7vZAIoI/SBoE1RYghtI/AAAAAAAAADg/mEcOMkJcbu0/s1600-h/securedownload-1.jpg)

(http://photos-863.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sf2p/v130/13/33/770250863/n770250863_374034_8227.jpg)
This last one is facebook, apologies if it doesn't link, I think it's the best of this crop.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on June 19, 2008, 03:22:02 pm: (http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2054/2134635684_e75be19ee5_b.jpg)

(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1378/1125720364_2723f7763d_b.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: jern on June 20, 2008, 04:21:59 pm: (http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/21175_633493350291430000.jpg)

very very nice
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: philo on June 20, 2008, 08:19:51 pm: agreed...
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Drew on June 21, 2008, 04:43:34 pm: :agree: :shag:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: SteveM on June 24, 2008, 02:31:31 pm: Not really my type but it might float your boat...

(http://www.teammadrock.com/01001/files/members/10019-northshorehawaii.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Adam Lincoln on June 24, 2008, 02:57:01 pm: Quote from: SteveM on June 24, 2008, 02:31:31 pm
Not really my type but it might float your boat...

(http://www.teammadrock.com/01001/files/members/10019-northshorehawaii.jpg)

Boat is floated!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Andy B on June 24, 2008, 02:58:54 pm: She needs to clean her boots.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: SA Chris on June 24, 2008, 03:24:21 pm: looks like she just dabbed.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: magpie on June 24, 2008, 03:28:28 pm: Baby Spice goes bouldering.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: robertostallioni on June 24, 2008, 09:41:15 pm: Quote from: SA Chris on June 24, 2008, 03:24:21 pm
looks like she just dabbed.

S'Ok. I think it's Scarborough (Yorkshire)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: SA Chris on June 25, 2008, 07:58:15 am: Quote from: robertostallioni on June 24, 2008, 09:41:15 pm
Quote from: SA Chris on June 24, 2008, 03:24:21 pm
looks like she just dabbed.

S'Ok. I think it's Scarborough (Yorkshire)

Can't be. The lighting effects you can see in that photo are caused by sunshine. Plus she's quite fit.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: dave on June 27, 2008, 01:07:24 pm: (http://farm1.static.flickr.com/204/510592857_70621db5d4.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: magpie on June 30, 2008, 05:00:14 pm: Never mind, false alarm, the picture won't work. Sorry boys :(
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Carnage on July 03, 2008, 02:59:45 am: I reckon she's listening to Dido.......

(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/19228_633492915473306428.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: SteveM on July 04, 2008, 10:19:04 am: (http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2325/2449146367_08d0e9a198.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on July 07, 2008, 09:49:06 pm: cheeky

(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/18759_633509449829947500.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: GCW on July 07, 2008, 09:53:28 pm: Hmm, recalibration needed there in my opinion :lol:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on July 07, 2008, 10:02:54 pm: Quote from: GCW on July 07, 2008, 09:53:28 pm
Hmm, recalibration needed there in my opinion :lol:

(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/17642.jpg)

(http://www.8a.nu/images/442/442_633505951078228750_21710_633486348159734785.jpg)

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/66/226430810_072efd4ad2_b.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: GCW on July 07, 2008, 10:06:15 pm: Quote from: lagerstarfish on July 07, 2008, 10:02:54 pm
(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/17642.jpg)

Something a bit disconcerting about that one :o
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: webbo on July 08, 2008, 08:25:35 am: yes i agree.
its almost like shes posing so you can look down her cleavage but her expression is one of don't you dare look at my tits.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on July 08, 2008, 09:29:26 am: Quote from: GCW on July 07, 2008, 09:53:28 pm
Hmm, absolutely no recalibration needed there in my opinion ;D

Surely? ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on July 08, 2008, 03:17:17 pm: (http://www.mineral-spirit.fr/competition/assets/galleries/181/_dsc0179.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: carefultorque on July 08, 2008, 07:45:05 pm: Quote from: tomtom on June 18, 2008, 08:50:13 pm
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3194/2360556035_ef57d96f5b.jpg?v=0)
:whistle:

Jesus wept. Nice heel hook.

Hope she's not commando under those shorts...
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Adam Lincoln on July 08, 2008, 11:55:05 pm: (http://www.gdargaud.net/Climbing/Provence/20070916-132612_BuisUbrieu.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on July 09, 2008, 04:32:04 pm: Climbing in skirts should be encouraged IMHO (boys as well as girls - just to be fair)

(http://www.civago.it/archivio_donpaolo/gite/images/BB_15_117.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: cider nut on July 09, 2008, 11:10:30 pm: Any ideas where that is lager?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on July 10, 2008, 08:34:10 am: Quote from: cider nut on July 09, 2008, 11:10:30 pm
Any ideas where that is lager?

Somewhere near Civago (Apennines). No idea which crag.
photo from the Gite collection of pics by Don Paolo from this site http://www.civago.it/le-foto-di-don-paolo.html (http://www.civago.it/le-foto-di-don-paolo.html)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on July 16, 2008, 02:46:00 pm: Ah yes; the heel hook is a wonderful thing to behold.

(http://www.planetgrimpe.com/2bgal/img/francebloc2008finale/newbassedef_IMG_1137.JPG)

(http://www.planetgrimpe.com/2bgal/img/francebloc2008finale/newbassedef_IMG_9524.JPG)
"I will hold this big stick under you to help you to focus on not falling off"

(http://www.planetgrimpe.com/2bgal/img/francebloc2008demie/newbassedef_IMG_9224.JPG)

In fact, highsteppings of all kinds are a good thing (grammer?)
(http://www.planetgrimpe.com/2bgal/img/francebloc2008finale/newbassedef_IMG_9567.JPG)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: SA Chris on July 16, 2008, 03:05:10 pm: Quote from: lagerstarfish on July 16, 2008, 02:46:00 pm
(grammer?)

Looks a bit young, but she might well be one.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: magpie on July 16, 2008, 04:38:32 pm: Flexible, aren't they?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: slackline on July 17, 2008, 11:57:47 pm: (http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3222/2510847018_f2f793baec_b.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/13679295@N00/2510847018/)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Drew on July 18, 2008, 12:25:03 am: Not too sure about her hands. I like her stomach though. But that guy with the green hat looks like a party demon!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Carnage on July 18, 2008, 12:27:53 am: Man hands

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/2/2b/Seinfeld_s8e3.jpg/300px-Seinfeld_s8e3.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: SA Chris on July 18, 2008, 08:11:37 am: Quote from: Drew on July 18, 2008, 12:25:03 am
Not too sure about her hands. I like her stomach though. But that guy with the green hat looks like a party demon!

I thought the guy with the party hat was a lesbian dwarf trying to sneak up on her.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on July 18, 2008, 08:40:07 am: (http://i37.tinypic.com/258owgm.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: andy_e on July 19, 2008, 09:37:46 pm: Quote from: Drew on July 18, 2008, 12:25:03 am
But that guy with the green hat looks like a party demon!

Shit, isn't that pete theobald?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Moo on July 19, 2008, 11:29:28 pm: to be fair a female climber is more likely to have slightly more manly hands through using them chalk and all that stuff, the woman is beautiful we can't be too picky ........................................ :-\
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on July 21, 2008, 03:57:14 pm: interesting angle

(http://www.marcotogni.it/rmprimo/thumbnails/m2005-1-279.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: SA Chris on July 21, 2008, 04:03:32 pm: Almost a candidate for www.cameltoe.org (http://www.cameltoe.org) (N really that SFW).
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: rich d on July 28, 2008, 11:59:52 pm: How come Burbage never looks like this..
(http://www.thumbparty.com/private/natalia_zeta/929_1f.jpg)
and not work safe in any way whatsover so you'll have to click on link. http://www.wonderful-photos.com/tgp/private.com/gallery_20070906_454_alpinists_group_sex/images_big/01.jpg (http://www.wonderful-photos.com/tgp/private.com/gallery_20070906_454_alpinists_group_sex/images_big/01.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Carnage on July 29, 2008, 06:45:34 am: One from 8a:

(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/8424_633528208950763750.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: slackline on July 29, 2008, 08:08:25 am: Quote from: Carnage on July 29, 2008, 06:45:34 am
One from 8a:

She's certainly not suffering from Anorexia nervosa
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Zods Beard on July 29, 2008, 09:47:37 am: Quote from: Carnage on July 29, 2008, 06:45:34 am
One from 8a:

(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/8424_633528208950763750.jpg)

Looks like she might have trouble keeping her weight in towards the rock.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: magpie on July 29, 2008, 10:10:53 am: They've got to make everything at least a grade harder.

Impressive though :bow:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Zods Beard on July 29, 2008, 01:06:13 pm: Handy place to carry a nut key as well I expect.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: dave on July 29, 2008, 01:11:36 pm: reminds me of the Police Squad line "is this some kind of bust?".
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: dave on July 29, 2008, 03:06:10 pm: (http://farm1.static.flickr.com/191/512716009_d10cacfa81.jpg)

if only all climbing shorties coordinated.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: robertostallioni on July 29, 2008, 03:20:09 pm: Agreed. I am a big fan of matching collars and cuffs
(http://www.crochet-heirlooms.com/images/304.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on July 30, 2008, 04:24:50 pm: In case anyone was wondering...

Shoegal (http://ukbouldering.com/board/index.php/topic,5902.msg157292.html#msg157292)
(http://boulderingvideos.googlepages.com/93414.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Zods Beard on July 30, 2008, 06:24:00 pm: Am I on UK fucking C now. I hope this site isn't going to turn into a lonely fucking hearts column.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Eddies on July 30, 2008, 08:35:13 pm: If you found her on UKC then she most deffinately wont be a climber!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who probably don't go climbing (part II)
Post by: rich d on July 30, 2008, 11:47:36 pm: Quote from: lagerstarfish on July 30, 2008, 04:24:50 pm
In case anyone was wondering...

Shoegal (http://ukbouldering.com/board/index.php/topic,5902.msg157292.html#msg157292)
(http://boulderingvideos.googlepages.com/93414.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on July 31, 2008, 08:48:25 am: Dear ukBouldering users,
I am very sorry for leading this thread off topic with yesterdays post. I also appologise for the implied assumption that users of UKFC go climbing.
Furthermore, I promise that all payments recieved from UKFC for my spamming on behalf of their dating service will be forwarderd to FARCe (the Fontainebleau Alcohol Recovery Centre).

Lagers
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Fiend on July 31, 2008, 08:59:50 am: Quote from: lagerstarfish on July 31, 2008, 08:48:25 am
Furthermore, I promise that all payments recieved from UKFC for my spamming on behalf of their dating service will be forwarderd to FARCe (the Fontainebleau Alcohol Recovery Centre).

Wait a mo.....just who directly benefits from that, Mr Lagers?? :-\
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: GCW on July 31, 2008, 09:00:17 am: lagerstarfish
This user is currently restricted from posting.
Most restrictions are only temporary. Please don't start threads about banned users. Please contact us (http://www.molblog.nl/Merken/images/upload/1140113000ugly_man.jpg) if you wish to discuss this restriction.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on July 31, 2008, 09:27:48 am: Quote from: Fiend on July 31, 2008, 08:59:50 am
Quote from: lagerstarfish on July 31, 2008, 08:48:25 am
Furthermore, I promise that all payments received from UKFC for my spamming on behalf of their dating service will be forwarded to FARCe (the Fontainebleau Alcohol Recovery Centre).

Wait a mo.....just who directly benefits from that, Mr Lagers?? :-\

Quote from: FARCe
FARCe is a not for profit organisation wholly owned and supervised by The Lagerstarfish Foundation. All cash donations and funding schemes are converted into liquid assets and disposed of in a way that ensures that no one outside of the organisation can become intoxicated by, dependant on or otherwise effected by those assets, thus making the world a much better place.

:alky:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on July 31, 2008, 11:40:48 am: Grigrigal
(http://www.mountain.ru/article/article_img/2940/f_26.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on July 31, 2008, 12:46:55 pm: back to skirts...

(http://mountain.ru/img.php?src=/article/article_img/2915/f_9.jpg&gif=0&width=310&height=0)(http://mountain.ru/img.php?src=/article/article_img/2915/f_34.jpg&gif=0&width=310&height=0)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Drew on July 31, 2008, 02:56:01 pm: http://www.ukclimbing.com/images/dbpage.html?id=93955 (http://www.ukclimbing.com/images/dbpage.html?id=93955)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Zods Beard on July 31, 2008, 05:37:06 pm: I wonder why more girls don't climb in skirts.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: andy_e on July 31, 2008, 09:48:56 pm: Quote from: Drew on July 31, 2008, 02:56:01 pm
http://www.ukclimbing.com/images/dbpage.html?id=93955 (http://www.ukclimbing.com/images/dbpage.html?id=93955)

You're either wrong or that's a bad picture of her :spank:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: GCW on July 31, 2008, 10:05:08 pm: Looks better here (http://www.ukclimbing.com/images/dbpage.html?id=87489), but since Drew linked the other pic I gotta agree with Andi. You're just plain wrong :lol:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: robertostallioni on July 31, 2008, 10:12:24 pm: (http://img.ukclimbing.com/i/93955.jpg)

Thats a proper Essex facelift.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on July 31, 2008, 10:57:01 pm: (http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2258/2508484650_3dca258eb9_b.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Drew on July 31, 2008, 11:25:55 pm: Quote from: GCW on July 31, 2008, 10:05:08 pm
Looks better here (http://www.ukclimbing.com/images/dbpage.html?id=87489),

I do agree, but I thought the cleavage shot was worthwhile. Don't worry, I've already had some abuse for posting it!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: AndyR on August 01, 2008, 07:32:16 am: (http://www.rockclimbing.com/images/photos/assets/4/388634-largest_IMG_2100.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: SA Chris on August 01, 2008, 08:09:27 am: WTF is going on with those ropes?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Joepicalli on August 01, 2008, 08:26:08 am: Quote from: SA Chris on August 01, 2008, 08:09:27 am
WTF is going on with those ropes?
Wtf is going o with your focus of attention?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: GCW on August 01, 2008, 08:32:52 am: And she's got socks on ::)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on August 01, 2008, 08:48:21 am: http://leahcraneclimbing.com (http://leahcraneclimbing.com)

Will would
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on August 01, 2008, 08:53:30 am: Parkour?

(http://estb.msn.com/i/ED/852EE04A4DF5EED656F5938D49EF12.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on August 01, 2008, 09:01:51 am: In honour of Will and just for Millie Ryan.....

(http://i35.tinypic.com/j8f7r6.jpg)

(http://i34.tinypic.com/25gb1p0.jpg)

(http://i38.tinypic.com/vq65ap.jpg)

(http://i33.tinypic.com/a2ahc7.jpg)

(http://i35.tinypic.com/2u4lczq.jpg)

PHHOOOAAAAAARRRRR!!!!!! YOU WOULD WOULDN'T YOU!!??!!!!?? ;)

Interestingly, Will's comment and subsequent banning has brought to my attention the fact that Leah Crane has actually done quite a lot of decent problems. Effort.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on August 01, 2008, 09:36:40 am: Quote from: Jaspersharpe on August 01, 2008, 09:01:51 am

Interestingly, Will's comment and subsequent banning has brought to my attention the fact that Leah Crane has actually done quite a lot of decent problems. Effort.

:agree: Leah also looks healthy and well nourished :thumbsup: well done on the health/grade balance :bow:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on August 01, 2008, 09:46:58 am: Careful lagers, that's tantamount to abuse.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Bubba on August 01, 2008, 10:09:24 am: I think MR is right - you're all women-abusers and i'm going to ban everyone who's ever posted in this topic. I mean ffs you're all no better than rapists; how do you sleep at night you sick filth?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: SA Chris on August 01, 2008, 10:22:51 am: Quote from: Bubba on August 01, 2008, 10:09:24 am
how do you sleep at night you sick filth?

I know how I would like to sleep, but sadly none of them are available.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on August 01, 2008, 11:40:27 am: Quote from: Bubba on August 01, 2008, 10:09:24 am
I think MR is right - you're all women-abusers and i'm going to ban everyone who's ever posted in this topic. I mean ffs you're all no better than rapists; how do you sleep at night you sick filth?

In real life I am extremely well behaved and am positively saintly in my treatment of others (until about 8pm anyway). I use this thread as a form of harm reduction - a way of letting out the energy of the potential-rapist that lurks in all males. If I did not do this I would probably turn into some sort of Dennis Nielsen style serve-society-by-day-serial-killer-by-night. (Its not my fault I have a Y chromozone - I was born this way - I can't be held resposible for my actions with all that testosterone and that floating around my body).

The fact that I spend my nights sleeping and not slaughtering the more vulnerable members of our community as a result of having this little release should give you a warm and happy feeling, Bubba.

Slaughtering - now that is abuse

;)

Back to turning lives around...
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Will Hunt on August 01, 2008, 02:24:57 pm: Cheers for the tributes! Shes pretty buff I reckon.

Anyway, must dash. I'm off to therapy. Im trying to kick this terrible habit of being a warm blooded heterosexual I seem to have :'(
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Norton Sharley on August 01, 2008, 03:59:11 pm: Quote from: Bubba on August 01, 2008, 10:09:24 am
I think MR is right - you're all women-abusers and i'm going to ban everyone who's ever posted in this topic. I mean ffs you're all no better than rapists; how do you sleep at night you sick filth?

kettle, pan, black :spank:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: GCW on August 01, 2008, 04:01:18 pm: Quote from: Norton Sharley on August 01, 2008, 03:59:11 pm
kettle, pan, black :spank:

1. No need to be racist
2. I always thought it was pot :whistle:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: robertostallioni on August 01, 2008, 04:03:57 pm: Quote from: GCW on August 01, 2008, 04:01:18 pm
Quote from: Norton Sharley on August 01, 2008, 03:59:11 pm
kettle, pan, black :spank:

1. No need to be racist
2. I always thought it was pot :whistle:

No, it's definately kettle. :whistle: :whistle:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: webbo on August 01, 2008, 04:06:46 pm: i didn't think black came in to it.i thought it was pan calling kettle grimey arse.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: GCW on August 01, 2008, 04:10:33 pm: Quote from: webbo on August 01, 2008, 04:06:46 pm
i didn't think black came in it .i thought it was pan calling kettle grimey arse.

Freud would have a field day with you, Webbo. If he wasn't dead that is.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: webbo on August 01, 2008, 04:16:45 pm: there's one or two anally retentive types who work for our trust who think he's still alive.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on August 02, 2008, 11:12:18 am: I was getting worried about this thread wandering off topic
(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/3924_633520101095786250.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Bubba on August 02, 2008, 11:25:26 am: Not staged at all that one :)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: andy_e on August 02, 2008, 07:37:38 pm: isn't that west vale?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: robertostallioni on August 02, 2008, 07:52:01 pm: Quote from: andi_e on August 02, 2008, 07:37:38 pm
isn't that west vale?
Just 'cos she's skinny don't make her a smackhead. (But I bet she's got 8 ace just out of shot)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on August 03, 2008, 12:17:05 am: (http://www.mountain.ru/news/news_img/7238/news.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on August 03, 2008, 12:25:57 am: (http://www.czechclimbing.com/fotos/reference/fil_4081.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Drew on August 03, 2008, 01:04:46 am: Quote from: lagerstarfish on August 03, 2008, 12:17:05 am
(http://www.mountain.ru/news/news_img/7238/news.jpg)

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: neil h on August 03, 2008, 07:34:37 pm: indeed
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on August 04, 2008, 07:59:14 am: :off: I know, but :lol:
(http://www.mountainproject.com/images/72/8/106137208_medium_bac770.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on August 04, 2008, 08:08:49 am: and since we're on the subject of crack climbing and cleavage
(http://www.mountainproject.com/images/17/54/105841754_medium_14f7f0.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: SA Chris on August 04, 2008, 08:58:21 am: nice ledge, shame about the face. Aso not sure about the full tape crack gloves, but not a cam in sight.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: DaveC on August 04, 2008, 09:18:56 am: Quote from: lagerstarfish on August 04, 2008, 08:08:49 am
and since we're on the subject of crack climbing and cleavage
(http://www.mountainproject.com/images/17/54/105841754_medium_14f7f0.jpg)

More like a #2 Friend than a small TCU required there? :whistle:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: GCW on August 04, 2008, 09:27:08 am: That left knee is strangely offputting.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Fiend on August 04, 2008, 10:21:13 am: Quote from: SA Chris on August 04, 2008, 08:58:21 am
nice ledge, shame about the face.
Brilliant :lol:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Nibile on August 04, 2008, 11:34:00 am: there's more rubber on that woman than around my solution's heelcup.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Danger on August 07, 2008, 03:48:03 pm: Apologies if this has been posted before

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szyhQEf4RzE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szyhQEf4RzE)

Those of you with a short attention span ff to 20secs
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Norton Sharley on August 07, 2008, 05:04:11 pm: Well done that man.

So the obvious question, which cannot of course be asked on UKC, is what is everyones score?

Mine is two, but it is the same ~~bird~~ model appearing twice, so one then I guess. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: butters on August 07, 2008, 05:23:14 pm: Has this one been posted before?

http://new.ukclimbing.com/images/dbpage.html?id=60513 (http://new.ukclimbing.com/images/dbpage.html?id=60513)

Who cares as she's hot!!

bluebrad
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Oli on August 07, 2008, 06:10:34 pm: Quote from: bluebrad on August 07, 2008, 05:23:14 pm
Who cares as she's hot!!

bluebrad

Are you pissed?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: butters on August 07, 2008, 08:59:06 pm: Quote from: Oli on August 07, 2008, 06:10:34 pm

Are you pissed?

Unfortunately not... :(

bluebrad
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Tris on August 15, 2008, 10:40:07 am: Not really fit - I was more shocked to find out Llandudno was actually in Cape Town...

(http://www.rockclimbing.com/images/photos/assets/1/365251-largest_V---Llandudno.jpg)

http://www.rockclimbing.com/photos/Bouldering/Verena_Dolz_on_3_Fingers_Llandudno_Cape_Town_96198.html (http://www.rockclimbing.com/photos/Bouldering/Verena_Dolz_on_3_Fingers_Llandudno_Cape_Town_96198.html)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: magpie on August 15, 2008, 11:32:53 am: Quote from: Oli on August 07, 2008, 06:10:34 pm
Quote from: bluebrad on August 07, 2008, 05:23:14 pm
Who cares as she's hot!!
bluebrad
Are you pissed?
I would.

This post better not result in a Will / UKC style banning.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: SA Chris on August 15, 2008, 12:56:38 pm: Quote from: Tris on August 15, 2008, 10:40:07 am
Not really fit - I was more shocked to find out Llandudno was actually in Cape Town...

Indeed there is one. bouldering is OK, but scenery is stunning. Rocky promontory on the edge of a beach, great for sundowners and cold water surf.

There is also a Dundee, East London, Orkney, Worcester, Newcastle, Glencoe.......
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: SA Chris on August 15, 2008, 03:16:20 pm: What has happened to Karl Lagerfish and his amazing birdbot anyway.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: GCW on August 15, 2008, 03:20:15 pm: Quote from: SA Chris on August 15, 2008, 03:16:20 pm
What has happened to Karl Lagerfish and his amazing birdbot anyway.

He'll be back soon, he's just off out to buy some Kleenex.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: magpie on August 15, 2008, 03:32:01 pm: I'm unsure about this ones arms, their either very good or just a bit too muscley
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2339/1858616605_30ab582300.jpg?v=0)

I like this lady:
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1135/788552165_0b9cbb98b5.jpg?v=0)

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3039/2520755541_6a28f4f3f4.jpg?v=0)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: robertostallioni on August 15, 2008, 06:33:57 pm: I'd recognise that ponytail anywhere.

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2339/1858616605_30ab582300.jpg?v=0)

That be Stu W's mrs and little sister of Barbara 'Babsie' Bachar.
If you are finding your ego too large simply point Sabi at your project......problem solved.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: andy_e on August 15, 2008, 06:44:13 pm: I remember seeing her in a club in blackburn with her hair tied into individual segments of about 5 cm with at least 63 hair bobbles. If she had a hair cut she'd climb V19 for sure.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Adam Lincoln on August 16, 2008, 02:55:56 pm: (http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll257/shanachie777/Mary-Lou-got-a-new-pair-of-shoes.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Jim on August 16, 2008, 06:59:35 pm: I bet her nipples are like battleship rivets
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: robertostallioni on August 16, 2008, 07:57:20 pm: Or JCB wheel nuts
or chapel hat pegs
or teachers chalk
or pygmies cocks........
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Jim on August 16, 2008, 09:05:15 pm: blind cobblers thumbs
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: magpie on August 18, 2008, 08:59:52 am: Red fruit pastels
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Tris on August 18, 2008, 01:58:00 pm: Nice footwork...

(http://www.stonenudes.com/images/gallery/image04.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: milksnake on August 18, 2008, 02:07:51 pm: I think I'm in love!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on August 18, 2008, 08:29:26 pm: Quote from: SA Chris on August 15, 2008, 03:16:20 pm
What has happened to Karl Lagerfish and his amazing birdbot anyway.

Costa del Sol - on a national stereotype spotting holiday.

Just looking to see what BirdBot has found in my absence...

a trend to be encouraged
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2145/2225591543_54da57d798_o.jpg)
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2406/2226378218_49838b33b8_o.jpg)

:-\
(http://photos-e.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v169/93/23/6420461/n6420461_34572324_4163.jpg)

one arm power
(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/3924_633520099921723750.jpg)

I think this one is posed
(http://www.ryouehara.com/wp-content/fgallery/ryo-uehara-pictures-2/Ryo-Uehara-009.jpg)

potential for suitable photos at this venue
(http://i.i.com.com/cnwk.1d/i/bto/20070117/AquaClimb4x2_270x477.JPG)

YES
(http://www.njena.si/galerija/albums/userpics/kategorije/Osebnosti/vidmar_maja.jpg)

:lol:
(http://www.majavidmar.com/wp-content/gallery/my-photos/img_9105.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: SA Chris on August 19, 2008, 08:44:25 am: Nice.

1 & 2 look like south africa, the only place I have ever seen topless climbers before.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: jern on August 19, 2008, 08:48:51 am: I saw 2 italian chicks on the Demi Lune wall at Ceuse climbing topless. You wouldn't want to fall off....
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: magpie on August 19, 2008, 08:51:35 am: And I saw one DWS in Mallorca, it's clearly a growing trend. Lord knows why though, there are some places that you just don't want to graze :thumbsdown:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: SA Chris on August 19, 2008, 08:54:26 am: And wouldn't want to smack on the water if you fall off.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Zods Beard on August 19, 2008, 12:29:03 pm: Speaking of climbing topless, any girls tried the long forgotten art of boob jamming?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: magpie on August 19, 2008, 03:11:21 pm: Not deliberately, but you'd be surprised how often it happens by accident, even when clothed.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: richdraws on August 19, 2008, 04:26:37 pm: From the Mammutt Bouldering Championships, God bless the heel hook. Double God bless the Double heel hook.

(http://www.climbing.com/photo/image/MBC-2008-dave-anderson/DEA5409.jpg)

(http://www.climbing.com/photo/image/MBC-2008-dave-anderson/DEA5418.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: philo on August 19, 2008, 04:38:17 pm: yes please.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: SamT on August 20, 2008, 12:53:47 am: Castell Helen on gogarth was the only place Ive seen topless climbing, well, belaying actually.

As if my harness was not already uncomfortable enough.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: magpie on August 20, 2008, 09:46:13 am: She's lovely.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Tris on August 20, 2008, 11:38:06 am: randoms...

(http://www.rockclimbing.com/images/photos/assets/4/354144-work-Aimee_SAS2_HORSTphoto.jpg)
(http://www.rockclimbing.com/images/photos/assets/0/356380-work-Last_not_Least_Reichelsm_hlerwand_Aylin.jpg)
(http://www.rockclimbing.com/images/photos/assets/6/345636-work-serenasuserenissima.jpg)
(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/18015_633403692302222500.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: philo on August 20, 2008, 06:33:15 pm: yummmmmmmmmmmmm
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: magpie on August 21, 2008, 12:32:06 pm: (http://l.yimg.com/g/images/spaceball.gif)

(http://l.yimg.com/g/images/spaceball.gif)

You'd probably prefer if she was wearing shorts:
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3241/2670270511_10ce8bd8ca.jpg?v=0)

Never mind topless climbing is this bottomless bouldering?:
(http://www.flickr.com/photos/wirelessnic/2102678923/)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Adam Lincoln on August 21, 2008, 12:33:33 pm: Quote from: Tris on August 20, 2008, 11:38:06 am
randoms...
(http://www.rockclimbing.com/images/photos/assets/4/354144-work-Aimee_SAS2_HORSTphoto.jpg)

I am in love
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: dave on August 21, 2008, 12:38:08 pm: Quote from: magpie on August 21, 2008, 12:32:06 pm
Never mind topless climbing is this bottomless bouldering?:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/wirelessnic/2102678923/ (http://www.flickr.com/photos/wirelessnic/2102678923/)

Presumably that chalkbag is tied to a butplug then.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: magpie on August 21, 2008, 12:42:20 pm: Why couldn't it just be tied around her naked waist with cord? :shrug:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: magpie on August 21, 2008, 12:44:27 pm: (http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1058/565392525_3209f430ab.jpg?v=0)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: dave on August 21, 2008, 12:50:53 pm: Quote from: magpie on August 21, 2008, 12:42:20 pm
Why couldn't it just be tied around her naked waist with cord? :shrug:

well since we're already in the realms of complete fantasy then why not. maybe si o'conor is spotting, balancing on a magic carpet.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Tris on August 22, 2008, 09:06:54 am: Quote from: dave on August 21, 2008, 12:50:53 pm
well since we're already in the realms of complete fantasy then why not. maybe si o'conor is spotting, balancing on a magic carpet.

I thought that magic carpet was one of his routes? V17 or something...
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on August 25, 2008, 10:32:22 am: (http://boulderingvideos.googlepages.com/brad_pitt_x.jpg)
http://bp0.blogger.com/_ypaqrTNOIa4/R7tYnHnjVrI/AAAAAAAAAF8/iMy90srkI90/s1600-h/brad+pitt+x.jpg (http://bp0.blogger.com/_ypaqrTNOIa4/R7tYnHnjVrI/AAAAAAAAAF8/iMy90srkI90/s1600-h/brad+pitt+x.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on August 25, 2008, 08:54:51 pm: too posed? :-\
(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/18759_633550844488311250.jpg)
(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/18759_633550848092373750.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: philo on August 25, 2008, 09:35:55 pm: and her shoes are too clean!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: magpie on August 26, 2008, 11:15:18 am: She'd be good if you chopped her head off*, she's got near perfect arms and shoulders but her stupid pouty look ruins it.

*not in a violent, bloodbath kind of way
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Fiend on August 26, 2008, 11:23:55 am: Quote from: magpie on August 26, 2008, 11:15:18 am
*not in a violent, bloodbath kind of way

One never knows with you, Miss "I'd like to squeeze Adam Ondra until he pops".

P.S. At least she's got chalk smudges which is a good thing.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: magpie on August 26, 2008, 12:34:52 pm: I suspect they are specially put there chalk marks; Look how cute I am! I have a chalk smudge right on the end of my sweet little nose :whistle:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: n_man on August 26, 2008, 12:37:22 pm: Jealous?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on August 26, 2008, 11:12:49 pm: Just to make up for annoying-pouty-posing-bird, someone with lovely arms and no chalk smudges.
(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/22806_633544218949218750.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: magpie on August 27, 2008, 10:18:14 am: Quote from: n_man on August 26, 2008, 12:37:22 pm
Jealous?
Of the arms, hell yeah ;D
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Fiend on August 27, 2008, 11:00:06 am: Quote from: magpie on August 26, 2008, 12:34:52 pm
I suspect they are specially put there chalk marks; Look how cute I am! I have a chalk smudge right on the end of my sweet little nose :whistle:

ROFL, miaOW :)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: RopeBoy on August 27, 2008, 10:42:53 pm: Chris, you're not wrong;

http://www.sharpendbooks.com/cals/index.php?dir=2007&pic=3 (http://www.sharpendbooks.com/cals/index.php?dir=2007&pic=3)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: SteveM on August 28, 2008, 04:35:16 am: I have jet lag :yawn:

(http://www.petesaloutos.com/images/jpegs/yoga2/y9.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: magpie on August 28, 2008, 10:25:21 am: Colette deserves to be on the page rather than in a link, she's lovely :bow: :

(http://www.sharpendbooks.com/cals/2007/04Cal.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Nibile on August 28, 2008, 10:38:17 am: mmmmmmmmmmmm... slopers.....
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: dobbin on August 28, 2008, 10:51:41 am: she's footlessing into an undercut. I am impressed.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Drew on August 28, 2008, 04:34:41 pm: Fucking hell! I go away for a week, and when I come back there are a couple of dozen shots of some of the most amazing looking girls ever! Not to mention the fact that they all climb too! Good effort lads (and laddesses, Maggie done good too!)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: RopeBoy on August 29, 2008, 12:24:10 am: Quote from: magpie on August 28, 2008, 10:25:21 am
Colette deserves to be on the page rather than in a link, she's lovely :bow: :

(http://www.sharpendbooks.com/cals/2007/04Cal.jpg)

Thanks for doing that, I'm such a dullard, why can't I work out how to link this stuff. :-)

She does look good doesn't she (don't tell the wife!) :-)

J :-)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: SteveM on September 02, 2008, 08:20:26 am: (http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1348/979284940_08588c8389_o.jpg)

(http://www.rockandice.com/images/news/or07/2.jpg)

(http://www.rockandice.com/images/news/or07/6.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Robl on September 02, 2008, 08:47:00 am: (http://www.rockandice.com/images/news/or07/2.jpg)

:jaw: bloody lovely! :great:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on September 02, 2008, 08:51:06 am: Quote from: SteveM on September 02, 2008, 08:20:26 am
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1348/979284940_08588c8389_o.jpg)

Clown feet.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: SA Chris on September 02, 2008, 09:02:30 am: Is the bloke with the sunnies trying to snare her?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: grumpycrumpy on September 02, 2008, 09:57:51 am: (http://www.rockandice.com/images/news/or07/2.jpg)

[/quote]
Dead fit yes .... Climbing no :off:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: slackline on September 02, 2008, 10:14:03 am: Quote from: grumpycrumpy on September 02, 2008, 09:57:51 am
Dead fit yes .... Climbing no :off:

Ahh, but its "Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)" not "Dead Fit birds who are climbing (part II)".

Clearly she's stretching her forearms either in preparation for climbing or after having been climbing
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Carnage on September 02, 2008, 10:14:41 am: So what, she's not actually climbing. But she's certainly a climber and therefore perfectly welcome.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: grumpycrumpy on September 02, 2008, 10:21:00 am: Fair enough .... And I suppose she is climbing onto a mat in the bottom pic ....
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: slackline on September 02, 2008, 10:27:31 am: Quote from: grumpycrumpy on September 02, 2008, 10:21:00 am
Fair enough .... And I suppose she is climbing onto a mat in the bottom pic ....

:lol: They're different people
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on September 02, 2008, 10:30:02 am: Oh goody. I've been waiting for someone to start a debate on stretching the genre so I can ask if this.......

(http://i37.tinypic.com/11mgetl.jpg)

(Olympic swimmer Amanda Beard who has obviously climbed onto a rock)

....is allowable?

Or perhaps this........

(http://i35.tinypic.com/rjo936.jpg)

(Roxanne Pallett who might climb up the rock behind her)

.......?

;D
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Fiend on September 02, 2008, 10:35:10 am: :off: :rtfm: :P
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: slackline on September 02, 2008, 10:37:39 am: A few tactfully placed dabs of chalk on the cheeks and they'd be fine.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on September 02, 2008, 10:58:49 am: Photoshop? :P
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: grumpycrumpy on September 02, 2008, 11:01:00 am: Quote from: slack---line on September 02, 2008, 10:27:31 am
Quote from: grumpycrumpy on September 02, 2008, 10:21:00 am
Fair enough .... And I suppose she is climbing onto a mat in the bottom pic ....

:lol: They're different people
Really .... Are they cloning blonde rock goddesses somewhere .....
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: slackline on September 02, 2008, 11:21:09 am: Quote from: grumpycrumpy on September 02, 2008, 11:01:00 am
Really .... Are they cloning blonde rock goddesses somewhere .....

I wouldn't mind if they were :P

(They have different shorts, top, hair colour and hair-style (the one climbing on the mat has shorter hair and her pony tail is positioned higher))
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: magpie on September 02, 2008, 11:22:04 am: Not that Slack_line has studied them closely or anything ;)

Quote from: Jaspersharpe on September 02, 2008, 10:30:02 am
(http://i37.tinypic.com/11mgetl.jpg)
I've tackled slabs like that in the past, sadly I didn't look quite like that while doing it :-*
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: grumpycrumpy on September 02, 2008, 11:40:07 am: Quote from: slack---line on September 02, 2008, 11:21:09 am
Quote from: grumpycrumpy on September 02, 2008, 11:01:00 am
Really .... Are they cloning blonde rock goddesses somewhere .....

I wouldn't mind if they were :P

(They have different shorts, top, hair colour and hair-style (the one climbing on the mat has shorter hair and her pony tail is positioned higher))
Respect for noticing the difference in hairstyle ..... I figured she'd just changed her top .....
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: slackline on September 02, 2008, 11:44:11 am: My wife is a hairdresser (well she used to be, she teaches and assesses it now). I've picked up an eye for such things by osmosis (honest) :)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: SteveM on September 02, 2008, 01:24:41 pm: You're too damn picky ;)

Here's a few more...

(http://www.susanica.com/photos/86300269848add3a4f3990_f.jpg)

(http://www.susanica.com/photos/1383604161475257ea0e5c0_f.jpg)

(http://www.susanica.com/photos/639392495476c642caf727_f.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: SteveM on September 02, 2008, 01:28:19 pm: And one for the heel hook fethishists

(http://www.susanica.com/photos/73830269548ae4a9cdec00_f.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Doylo on September 02, 2008, 01:39:55 pm: Quote from: SteveM on September 02, 2008, 01:24:41 pm

(http://www.susanica.com/photos/639392495476c642caf727_f.jpg)

The spotters eyes are transfixed on her arse
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: neil h on September 02, 2008, 02:12:50 pm: whay dont we have comps like the last 2 pics
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: butters on September 02, 2008, 02:41:16 pm: Quote from: Doylo on September 02, 2008, 01:39:55 pm
Quote from: SteveM on September 02, 2008, 01:24:41 pm

(http://www.susanica.com/photos/639392495476c642caf727_f.jpg)

The spotters eyes are transfixed on her arse

I think it is the shinyness of the sequins on the chalkbag that has caught his eye really... ;)

bluebrad
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Fiend on September 02, 2008, 05:01:24 pm: Your sort of thing eh butters ')
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Stubbs on September 02, 2008, 05:37:13 pm: Quote from: Robl on September 02, 2008, 08:47:00 am
(http://www.rockandice.com/images/news/or07/2.jpg)

:jaw: bloody lovely! :great:

Aged 14 in that picture
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: grumpycrumpy on September 02, 2008, 06:51:09 pm: 14 ..... God now I feel all Glittery ....
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Falling Down on September 02, 2008, 08:52:25 pm: She can't be 14... shurley??
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: butters on September 03, 2008, 12:34:24 am: Quote from: Stubbs on September 02, 2008, 05:37:13 pm

Aged 14 in that picture

(http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42438000/jpg/_42438420_fastshowdukewimborne270.jpg)

Me? The 13th Duke of Wybourne? Here? In at an underage girls climbing competition? At three o’clock in the morning? With my reputation? What were they thinking of?

bluebrad
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Robl on September 03, 2008, 12:22:34 pm: 14 - oh Sh1t....

(http://uwau.org/files/pdf-icon.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on September 03, 2008, 01:19:02 pm: This thread has taken a most amusing turn.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Moo on September 03, 2008, 05:24:08 pm: I'm going straight to hell :great:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on September 03, 2008, 11:12:42 pm: Quote from: Jaspersharpe on September 03, 2008, 01:19:02 pm
This thread has taken a most amusing turn.

photo from 2006, so how old was the attractive young lady? and now that she is grown up what should we think/feel about such lovely images?
(http://www.hitchnhike.co.uk/photos/20060802001_kw.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: SteveM on September 04, 2008, 09:25:34 am: Oops :-[

These aren't linkable but there's some nice shots from BAZ in dutchland.

http://joost.climbing.nl/BAZ08/ (http://joost.climbing.nl/BAZ08/)

Disclaimer: They could be eight or eighty. View at your own risk :ang:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Fiend on September 04, 2008, 09:31:03 am: There seem to be a lot of honed men....and even some young boys to start off.

Nice one.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on September 04, 2008, 09:39:49 am: Quote from: Fiend on September 04, 2008, 09:31:03 am
There seem to be a lot of honed men....and even some young boys to start off.

Nice one.

:lol:

It's getting worse!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: magpie on September 04, 2008, 10:10:11 am: What have you all done to the perving thread?! :o
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on September 04, 2008, 12:11:39 pm: Quote from: magpie on September 04, 2008, 10:10:11 am
What have you all done to the perving thread?! :o

in case of emergency, check flickr

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3165/2752919111_c550724e9b.jpg?v=0)(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3057/2753741092_d8575384dd.jpg?v=0)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Adam Lincoln on September 04, 2008, 12:20:51 pm: Quote from: lagerstarfish on September 04, 2008, 12:11:39 pm
Quote from: magpie on September 04, 2008, 10:10:11 am
What have you all done to the perving thread?! :o

in case of emergency, check flickr

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3165/2752919111_c550724e9b.jpg?v=0)(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3057/2753741092_d8575384dd.jpg?v=0)

Errr....... :o
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: jern on September 04, 2008, 12:24:07 pm: Hmm..not a huge improvement. :-\
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Adam Lincoln on September 04, 2008, 12:28:23 pm: (http://www.weirdspot.com/pics/x/tailor.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: jern on September 04, 2008, 12:39:51 pm: (http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/23023_633560745111826250.jpg)

(Hopefully not in Glitter territory)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on September 04, 2008, 12:40:59 pm: Adam - that's a repost but I'm not complaining.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: magpie on September 04, 2008, 02:57:31 pm: Adam's is coming up as pr0n on my work computer so we're cleary back on track :thumbsup:

Any ideas where that DWS is?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on September 04, 2008, 03:32:48 pm: Quote from: magpie on September 04, 2008, 02:57:31 pm
Any ideas where that DWS is?

Mallorca

http://www.flickr.com/photos/lorup/tags/deepwatersoloing/ (http://www.flickr.com/photos/lorup/tags/deepwatersoloing/)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: magpie on September 04, 2008, 04:29:42 pm: Thought as much, ta.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: magpie on September 04, 2008, 04:48:32 pm: (http://farm1.static.flickr.com/96/260118972_87b3f11c61.jpg?v=0)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: SteveM on September 05, 2008, 10:48:09 am: (http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3090/2771933307_962fb31f02_b.jpg)

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3078/2743063887_b22f710d24_b.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Fiend on September 05, 2008, 10:54:57 am: Good line.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: robertostallioni on September 05, 2008, 02:02:06 pm: No tan line.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Nibile on September 05, 2008, 02:05:26 pm: Quote from: robertostallioni on September 05, 2008, 02:02:06 pm
No tan line.
that's obvious: no tits, no top, no tan line.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: tlr on September 06, 2008, 08:33:51 pm: Looks like she has a tatoo of a naked fat bird on her shoulder too. Still, she's got a cheeky smile.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Adam Lincoln on September 06, 2008, 09:39:58 pm: (http://farm1.static.flickr.com/46/182534657_3ee01def4e.jpg?v=0)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: milksnake on September 07, 2008, 03:26:30 am: http://www.datingtrusted.com/big/0624/big/10.jpg (http://www.datingtrusted.com/big/0624/big/10.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: GCW on September 07, 2008, 07:42:39 am: Quote from: milksnake on September 07, 2008, 03:26:30 am
http://www.datingtrusted.com/big/0624/big/10.jpg (http://www.datingtrusted.com/big/0624/big/10.jpg)

No. Shame about the face.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: neil h on September 07, 2008, 05:22:36 pm: what about dead fit birds who go fishing?

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_V48PQv-XbJM/R9bXLCvBz4I/AAAAAAAAAZ4/r3px71O69Ic/s1600/une-femme-de-reve-pour-un-pecheur-152.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: neil h on September 07, 2008, 05:24:31 pm: sorry ;D

(http://www.cassis-online.com/img/hd/cassis-escalade.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on September 14, 2008, 11:21:16 am: (http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/10434_633486503599008850.jpg)

(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/21175_633493350291430000.jpg)

(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/22376_633519060986723750.jpg)

(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/15243_633541403153794740.jpg)

(http://community.salewa.com/data/filestore/2008/09/08/764_1220905219.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on September 15, 2008, 08:02:49 pm: :o
(http://lh4.ggpht.com/Grendel.Mic/RqMBd_gVxGI/AAAAAAAABeM/Xtq6ihlqTUY/s640/Escalando%20-%20Saltando%20en%20Chequia.jpg)

(http://lh5.ggpht.com/Grendel.Mic/SICLMSPvj3I/AAAAAAAAnDY/xFKSauF50N8/s800/Raquel%20Hern%C3%A1ndez%20-%20Jala%20por%20el%20Resuello%2C%208a%20-%20Arico%20-%20Tenerife.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: superfurrymonkey on September 15, 2008, 08:06:56 pm: Quote from: lagerstarfish on September 15, 2008, 08:02:49 pm
:o
(http://lh4.ggpht.com/Grendel.Mic/RqMBd_gVxGI/AAAAAAAABeM/Xtq6ihlqTUY/s640/Escalando%20-%20Saltando%20en%20Chequia.jpg)

WTF :jaw: is there a story behind this picture?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Zods Beard on September 15, 2008, 09:10:22 pm: Is she jumping off that guys arse?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: butters on September 15, 2008, 09:38:03 pm: Quote from: superfurrymonkey on September 15, 2008, 08:06:56 pm
WTF :jaw: is there a story behind this picture?

Czech sandstone tower leaping I think - as if climbing with knotted slings for pro wasn't enough...

bluebrad
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on September 15, 2008, 09:44:47 pm: Quote
Saltando en Adrspach - Laberinto de Piedra (Chequia)

from someone's Picasa album

http://picasaweb.google.com/Grendel.Mic/DanzairesDAllVertical#5089913618633704546 (http://picasaweb.google.com/Grendel.Mic/DanzairesDAllVertical#5089913618633704546)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on September 15, 2008, 09:54:52 pm: Unlucky, but determined bird who goes climbing

(http://lh4.ggpht.com/Grendel.Mic/RtfWc81J-DI/AAAAAAAAIaU/ZO-NtGaKydY/s320/Kathy%20Plate%20-%20Middle%20Parallel%20Space%20%285_9%29%20-%20Vedauwoo%27s%204th%20annual.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Bubba on September 15, 2008, 10:40:12 pm: :lol:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Lemming on September 15, 2008, 10:51:38 pm: Quote from: lagerstarfish on September 15, 2008, 09:44:47 pm
Quote
Saltando en Adrspach - Laberinto de Piedra (Chequia)

from someone's Picasa album

http://picasaweb.google.com/Grendel.Mic/DanzairesDAllVertical#5089913618633704546 (http://picasaweb.google.com/Grendel.Mic/DanzairesDAllVertical#5089913618633704546)

and the aftermath... (vid 1/4 way down page)
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/07/11/sports/othersports/11jump.html?_r=3&oref=slogin&oref=slogin&oref=slogin]
[url]http://www.nytimes.com/2008/07/11/sports/othersports/11jump.html?_r=3&oref=slogin&oref=slogin&oref=slogin (http://[url)[/url]
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on September 15, 2008, 10:59:28 pm: ah....

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/07/11/sports/othersports/11jump.html?_r=4&oref=slogin&oref=slogin&oref=slogin&oref=slogin (http://www.nytimes.com/2008/07/11/sports/othersports/11jump.html?_r=4&oref=slogin&oref=slogin&oref=slogin&oref=slogin)

couldn't get Lemming's link to link
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: SA Chris on September 16, 2008, 08:12:34 am: Quote from: Zods Beard on September 15, 2008, 09:10:22 pm
Is she jumping off that guys arse?

Are we even sure it's a she?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Lemming on September 16, 2008, 08:25:55 am: Quote from: lagerstarfish on September 15, 2008, 10:59:28 pm
ah....

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/07/11/sports/othersports/11jump.html?_r=4&oref=slogin&oref=slogin&oref=slogin&oref=slogin (http://www.nytimes.com/2008/07/11/sports/othersports/11jump.html?_r=4&oref=slogin&oref=slogin&oref=slogin&oref=slogin)

couldn't get Lemming's link to link

'cos I pasted it twice :-[

Excuse me, I'm just going to set fire to my legs.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Bubba on September 16, 2008, 09:01:04 am: Quote from: SA Chris on September 16, 2008, 08:12:34 am
Quote from: Zods Beard on September 15, 2008, 09:10:22 pm
Is she jumping off that guys arse?

Are we even sure it's a she?

Sure looks like a he to me.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on September 18, 2008, 09:16:20 am: I have a hard and serious day stretching out before me, so I need a few minutes of childish mucking about to prepare myself.

From rockmaster.com
(http://www.rockmaster.com/img/2/10880.jpg)

(http://www.fuorivia.com/forum/files/dscf3745_106.jpg)

(http://www.fuorivia.com/forum/album_pic.php?pic_id=11357)

(http://www.anna-stoehr.at/berichte/grampians07/images/grampians1.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on September 18, 2008, 11:18:00 pm: BirdBot has been finding fuck all lately, so I decided to do some manual searches around the BirdBot results.
Turns out that there is a stack of pictures of attractive female climbers getting pissed on http://www.tomasmrazek.cz (http://www.tomasmrazek.cz)

It seems appropriate to my twisted mind that I should post this lot in celebration of Jasper crushing The Pinch again after several years of hard partying (a process that involved a lot of very attractive intoxicated ladies).

(http://www.tomasmrazek.cz/pics/949.jpg)

(http://www.tomasmrazek.cz/pics/961.jpg)

(http://www.tomasmrazek.cz/pics/942.jpg)

(http://www.tomasmrazek.cz/pics/962.jpg)

(http://www.tomasmrazek.cz/pics/905.jpg)

(http://www.tomasmrazek.cz/pics/890.jpg)

(http://www.tomasmrazek.cz/pics/885.jpg)

(http://www.tomasmrazek.cz/pics/896.jpg)

(http://www.tomasmrazek.cz/pics/1485.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: slackline on September 18, 2008, 11:52:41 pm: Quote from: lagerstarfish on September 18, 2008, 11:18:00 pm
BirdBot has been finding fuck all lately, so I decided to do some manual searches around the BirdBot results.
Turns out that there is a stack of pictures of attractive female climbers getting pissed on http://www.tomasmrazek.cz (http://www.tomasmrazek.cz)

Don't most of them belong in "Dead fit birds who enjoy boozing"? :P
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on September 19, 2008, 12:21:58 am: Better post one of someone actually climbing

(http://www.mountain.ru/article/article_img/2242/f_33.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on September 19, 2008, 09:21:44 am: (http://i38.tinypic.com/hsmlh2.jpg)

Dead fit bird who climbs + 3 bottles of wine = perfection.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: rodma on September 19, 2008, 11:24:26 am: Quote from: Jaspersharpe on September 19, 2008, 09:21:44 am
(http://i38.tinypic.com/hsmlh2.jpg)

Dead fit bird who climbs + 3 bottles of wine = perfection.

Dead fit bird who climbs + 3 bottles of wine + Mrazek behind the camera = not perfection (unless you like that sort of thing of course)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: SteveM on September 22, 2008, 02:03:32 pm: (http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3200/2869788573_f0255321fc_b.jpg)

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3093/2870619182_533461dbd1_b.jpg)

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3043/2870619562_d8942b976e_b.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on September 22, 2008, 09:04:22 pm: Quote from: SteveM on September 22, 2008, 02:03:32 pm
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3200/2869788573_f0255321fc_b.jpg)

Has someone bolted Roche Abbey?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on September 22, 2008, 09:12:55 pm: (http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3070/2360254399_6a6eeb5185_o.jpg)

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3151/2376899058_b7c387142f_b.jpg)

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2027/2376898516_368ce53b80_b.jpg)

(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/3313_633572906968611250.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: robertostallioni on September 22, 2008, 09:45:19 pm: Quote from: lagerstarfish on September 22, 2008, 09:12:55 pm
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3070/2360254399_6a6eeb5185_o.jpg)
Looks like a psyched group of people. Bet all sorts got bust wide open that day.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: neil h on September 23, 2008, 09:43:19 am: (http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/6226662/2/istockphoto_6226662-beautiful-)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Nibile on September 23, 2008, 10:54:21 am: Quote from: robertostallioni on September 22, 2008, 09:45:19 pm
Quote from: lagerstarfish on September 22, 2008, 09:12:55 pm
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3070/2360254399_6a6eeb5185_o.jpg)
Looks like a psyched group of people. Bet all sorts got bust wide open that day.
i particularly like marc lemenestrel wondering...
"ze forrest culd be drry... i culd take my citroen and drrive to ze forrest... because climbing is phun"
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on September 23, 2008, 06:48:10 pm: Still getting very limited results from BirdBot, but this is what has come up today

(http://www.vertigoclimb.com/gallery/page23/files/page23-1016-full.jpg)

(http://www.vertigoclimb.com/gallery/page23/files/page23-1024-full.jpg)

(http://www.vertigoclimb.com/gallery/page23/files/page23-1029-full.jpg)

(http://www.vertigoclimb.com/gallery/pg_bracco/files/page17-1059-full.jpg)

(http://www.vertigoclimb.com/gallery/pg_bracco/files/page17-1060-full.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Fiend on September 23, 2008, 06:49:49 pm: 'bot seems to be calibrated well but lacking in scope ATM.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Lemming on September 23, 2008, 10:04:21 pm: One for you Adam. Blonde, large er..pecs. Climbs.

(http://i457.photobucket.com/albums/qq298/lemming_bucket/LA-cream.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Drew on September 24, 2008, 12:33:31 am: Quote from: lagerstarfish on September 23, 2008, 06:48:10 pm
Still getting very limited results from BirdBot, but this is what has come up today

(http://www.vertigoclimb.com/gallery/page23/files/page23-1016-full.jpg)

(http://www.vertigoclimb.com/gallery/page23/files/page23-1024-full.jpg)

(http://www.vertigoclimb.com/gallery/page23/files/page23-1029-full.jpg)

Anyone else feel an acceptable age limit needs adding into BirdBot's matrices? I feel quite wrong.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Jim on September 24, 2008, 06:45:55 am: I'd say their feet definatley touch the floor when they're sat on the toilet. game on
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: RASTATA on September 24, 2008, 10:42:08 am: (http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/8824_633576677999548750.jpg)

(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/23023_633577064580791312.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Moo on September 24, 2008, 11:09:13 am: I wish I was as much of a chick magnet as supernova
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on September 24, 2008, 09:29:23 pm: "Scope" you say, Fiend?

BirdBot results seem to be like First-Mainline buses: not worth bothering with, regular and perfect, then non existent, then poor and infrequent, then going on the wrong route, then... well you know the score.

Today's run

(http://www.climbing.com/photo/image/Pablo_Durana_073008_NewRiverGorge/Pei_4.jpg)

(http://www.yourclimbing.com/files/yourclimbing/images/SIERRA%20MTN%20TOP1%20copy.preview.jpg)

(http://www.sierrabc.com/weed%20thirteen.jpg)

(http://www.sierrabc.com/n10011830_40066248_6954.jpg)

(http://img386.imageshack.us/img386/8599/img4541pe1.jpg)

(http://www.sierrabc.com/221320774505_0_BG.jpg)

(http://img239.imageshack.us/img239/162/dasplitzzut8.jpg)

(http://img386.imageshack.us/img386/9548/img3882wq2.jpg)

(http://img386.imageshack.us/img386/1259/img4083df6.jpg)

(http://img125.imageshack.us/img125/4200/img3176qn6.jpg)

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3176/2638761292_3257d20e0b_o.jpg)

(http://www.natalijagros.si/images/galerije/slike/slika/natalija_8.jpg)(http://www.natalijagros.si/images/galerije/slike/slika/natalija_9.jpg)

(http://www.natalijagros.si/images/galerije/slike/slika/18.jpg)(http://www.natalijagros.si/images/galerije/slike/slika/natalija_64.jpg)

(http://www.natalijagros.si/images/galerije/slike/slika/p8070576.jpg)

lucky bastard
(http://www.natalijagros.si/images/galerije/slike/slika/p8070555.jpg)

(http://cruxphoto.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/elizabeth_lcc1.jpg)(http://cruxphoto.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/val-david-bouldering-female.JPG)

(http://www.ladzinski.com/images/abbey-12b-ccc-1.jpg)

(http://www.ladzinski.com/images/dana-movementOfFear-2.jpg)

(http://www.planetgrimpe.com/jpeg/chloe%20(2).JPG)

(http://www.planetgrimpe.com/jpeg/chloe%20(4).JPG)

(http://www.planetgrimpe.com/2bgal/img/Ailefroide/newbassedef_IMG_8706.JPG)

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2056/2191522558_5ac129c660_b.jpg)

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2115/2211701899_5d14b1db7f_b.jpg)

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2041/2233772527_ba15f9f8fc.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: neil h on September 24, 2008, 09:59:40 pm: nice but shame hlaf of the pictures above the girls are only aged 14 :o
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Teaboy on September 24, 2008, 11:11:30 pm: Quote from: lagerstarfish on September 24, 2008, 09:29:23 pm
"Scope" you say, Fiend?

BirdBot results seem to be like First-Mainline buses: not worth bothering with, regular and perfect, then non existent, then poor and infrequent, then going on the wrong route, then... well you know the score.

Today's run

(http://img239.imageshack.us/img239/162/dasplitzzut8.jpg)

Cheeky!

Right, I'm off for a w4nk and then I'm gonna hand myself into the relevant authorities.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Zods Beard on September 24, 2008, 11:30:35 pm: If there's grass on the pitch the ref says play...
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: TomP on September 25, 2008, 10:21:49 am: (http://www.sierrabc.com/221320774505_0_BG.jpg)

This guy's thinking: "I can't help myself....have to grab!"
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on September 25, 2008, 10:43:34 am: (http://i33.tinypic.com/300t8wg.jpg)

What the fuck's going on here?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: grimer on September 25, 2008, 10:46:07 am: It reminds me of Porky's. The old dude from the other pic is on the other side of the wall.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Fiend on September 25, 2008, 10:48:26 am: Quote from: Jaspersharpe on September 25, 2008, 10:43:34 am
(http://i33.tinypic.com/300t8wg.jpg)

What the fuck's going on here?

Climbing Works problem innit - swing off a piece of bungy cord, dyno sideways and catch that big blue blob with both your feet and then mantle facing outwards to reach a hanging fist-jam in the ceiling.

I hear Paul B flashed it...
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Lemming on September 25, 2008, 11:41:10 am: (http://i457.photobucket.com/albums/qq298/lemming_bucket/8824_633576677999548750.jpg)

She's perfect :-* :P
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: magpie on September 25, 2008, 11:42:11 am: Bird Bot did well.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: philo on September 25, 2008, 02:11:06 pm: Quote from: TomP on September 25, 2008, 10:21:49 am
(http://www.sierrabc.com/221320774505_0_BG.jpg)

This guy's thinking: "I can't help myself....have to grab!"

ive got a pair of those shoes. only for transformer left hand tho!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: slackline on September 25, 2008, 02:13:28 pm: (http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3114/2830410492_5c358071d4_o.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/petzl-sport/2830410492)
Daila Ojeda
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: robertostallioni on September 25, 2008, 02:17:59 pm: Quote from: philo on September 25, 2008, 02:11:06 pm
Quote from: TomP on September 25, 2008, 10:21:49 am
(http://www.sierrabc.com/221320774505_0_BG.jpg)

This guy's thinking: "I can't help myself....have to grab!"

ive got a pair of those shoes. only for transformer left hand tho!

But do you have a pair of cheeks that can crack walnuts, Philo? Or legs you can wrap round the back of your own head? ;) :-*
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: magpie on September 25, 2008, 02:30:50 pm: (http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3034/2713410265_2bb5159da5.jpg?v=0)

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3131/2714281094_7bfc5d3999.jpg?v=0)

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3061/2566523253_4c5618067f.jpg?v=0)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: milksnake on September 25, 2008, 02:50:17 pm: not so sure about the middle one, she could probally beat me up!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: magpie on September 25, 2008, 03:25:50 pm: I was unsure too, she might be a bit too lean and muscled. You have to give her points for that back though, she's seriously ripped :bow:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Paul B on September 25, 2008, 03:32:43 pm: Quote from: magpie on September 25, 2008, 03:25:50 pm
I was unsure too, she might be a bit too lean and muscled. You have to give her points for that back though, she's seriously ~~ripped~~ CUT :bow:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: slackline on September 25, 2008, 03:36:28 pm: She probably wants to avoid falling off as at least one of those hands is going to end up somewhere it shouldn't. :spank:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: magpie on September 25, 2008, 03:56:27 pm: What's the difference between ripped and cut then? Is one more lady like than the other? :shrug:

Quote from: slack---line on September 25, 2008, 03:36:28 pm
one of those hands is going to end up somewhere it shouldn't. :spank:
Isn't that why boys like bouldering with girls though? Cause you can pretend you were being a gentleman while you cop a crafty feel? Or is that just the ones I climb with?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: slackline on September 25, 2008, 04:02:43 pm: Quote from: magpie on September 25, 2008, 03:56:27 pm
Isn't that why boys like bouldering with girls though? Cause you can pretend you were being a gentleman while you cop a crafty feel? Or is that just the ones I climb with?

I guess so, doens't make it right though.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Bubba on September 25, 2008, 04:13:15 pm: Quote from: magpie on September 25, 2008, 03:25:50 pm
You have to give her points for that back though, she's seriously ripped :bow:

(http://genxxl.com/wp-content/uploads/steroid-injection.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: magpie on September 25, 2008, 04:26:20 pm: Really? Do you think?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Bubba on September 25, 2008, 04:31:22 pm: She's pretty damn muscular for her size, and ripped to fuck too.

I'm just being facetious, but you never know. There's a lot of people are quite happy to go down that route in other sports so I don't see why climbers should be any different.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Houdini on September 25, 2008, 04:33:55 pm: It's grim.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Jim on September 25, 2008, 05:34:30 pm: is that middle one johnny brown in his new strappy t-shirt?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on September 25, 2008, 07:13:48 pm: Thanks to Magpie's guidance I have had my attention drawn to some good stuff going on over on flickr

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3160/2714244476_9e46a0c35c_o.jpg)

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3026/2714244864_229d87830a_o.jpg)

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3179/2713510499_bef8e78671.jpg)

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3154/2718516555_ca51f4ddfd_o.jpg)

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3202/2719343882_e68cb50a2b_o.jpg)

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3058/2718522727_c5e76ae8cc_o.jpg)

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3114/2830410492_5c358071d4_o.jpg)

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3184/2829573947_c46cde7fcb_o.jpg)

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3231/2714220650_cd3728b1db_o.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Eddies on September 25, 2008, 08:22:25 pm: Quote from: lagerstarfish on September 25, 2008, 07:13:48 pm

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3202/2719343882_e68cb50a2b_o.jpg)

Theres a spotter for one of her spotters!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Nibile on September 25, 2008, 10:51:34 pm: liv is a nasty girl!!! :thumbsup:
GRRRRRRR!!!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Adam Lincoln on September 25, 2008, 10:55:10 pm: (http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/20047.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Carnage on September 26, 2008, 04:08:44 am: From 8a:

(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/23148_633577293314235810.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: neil h on September 26, 2008, 06:32:19 am: :o my god, wow
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on September 26, 2008, 09:10:07 am: :jaw:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Lemming on September 26, 2008, 09:16:41 am: Is the lassie in the blue top that Lagerstarfish just posted not the same one with the mahoosive back ???
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Kingy on September 26, 2008, 09:27:34 am: Quote from: Lemming on September 26, 2008, 09:16:41 am
Is the lassie in the blue top that Lagerstarfish just posted not the same one with the mahoosive back ???

Aye you might be right there. Its Liv Sansoz who has climbed 8c so that would explain the back!!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: magpie on September 26, 2008, 09:30:15 am: Yeah, it is Lem.

I'm very impressed with the tree lady :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Adam Lincoln on September 26, 2008, 11:00:18 am: Quote from: Adam Lincoln on September 25, 2008, 10:55:10 pm
(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/20047.jpg)

Mmm, thats weird, the pic i posted isn't the one thats now showing. She must have changed it.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: account_inactive on September 27, 2008, 01:42:32 am: (http://photos-h.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v235/225/100/598547261/n598547261_400983_6205.jpg)

I know this is a facebook link, but if you can see this it's genius
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Lemming on September 27, 2008, 10:09:05 am: Quote from: magpie on September 26, 2008, 09:30:15 am

I'm very impressed with the tree lady :thumbsup:

Me too! I'm going to try it today as I'm stuck at home.

Will report back from A&E :lol:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Drew on September 27, 2008, 09:43:01 pm: Quote from: Dylan on September 27, 2008, 01:42:32 am
(http://photos-h.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v235/225/100/598547261/n598547261_400983_6205.jpg)

I know this is a facebook link, but if you can see this it's genius

Katie Brown (?), and... some tall, skinny climber?

Unless there's some subtext which I don't get?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: account_inactive on September 27, 2008, 09:50:48 pm: Correct. No subtext needed. Although the juxtaposition is incredible

I've always had a crush on Katie Brown for some reason. I am pretty odd
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Drew on September 27, 2008, 09:53:48 pm: I must admit, at first I thought it was a mother and 12 year old daughter.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on September 28, 2008, 01:49:09 pm: (http://jknujknu.googlepages.com/394437-largest_n672110331_4132307_74.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: neil h on September 28, 2008, 03:11:55 pm: 8) hello ;D
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on September 28, 2008, 08:03:03 pm: "Hello boys"

(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/23324_633577112468964312.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Zods Beard on September 28, 2008, 09:54:47 pm: There appears to be a pair of testicles dangling from behind that volume, maybe that's why she's gritting her teeth.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Drew on September 29, 2008, 12:03:56 am: Hmmmm... I don't know... firstly there's a girl who can't even put her harness on the right way up, and then there's a girl who looks a bit too much like a mouse!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Paul B on September 29, 2008, 12:10:41 am: no no no, it's so when she's on her back you can still read the sponsors logo, see?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: SteveM on September 30, 2008, 03:33:07 pm: I'm more confident that these will pass the legal limit ::)

(http://spotted.falcon.com/images/photos/100057/2007/02/14/zoom/1468342.jpg)

(http://spotted.falcon.com/images/photos/100057/2007/02/20/zoom/1468634.jpg)

(http://spotted.falcon.com/images/photos/100057/2007/04/27/zoom/1469811.jpg)

(http://spotted.falcon.com/images/photos/100057/2007/02/21/zoom/1468648.jpg)

(http://spotted.falcon.com/images/photos/100057/2007/02/14/zoom/1468343.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: tomtom on September 30, 2008, 03:52:47 pm: Interesting...
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/218/504311516_2afd0953ab.jpg?v=0)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: SteveM on September 30, 2008, 04:20:30 pm: Quote from: tomtom on September 30, 2008, 03:52:47 pm
Interesting...
...but only if you live in 'ull :P
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: tomtom on September 30, 2008, 04:38:59 pm: Quote from: SteveM on September 30, 2008, 04:20:30 pm
Quote from: tomtom on September 30, 2008, 03:52:47 pm
Interesting...
...but only if you live in 'ull :P
Well, she could be from round these parts - theres certainly enough fake tan in evidence.. not fat enough though... ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Falling Down on September 30, 2008, 09:08:42 pm: She's got pr0no stick on nails :great:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Falling Down on September 30, 2008, 09:09:50 pm: And I've just noticed where her middle finger is :lol:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: neil h on September 30, 2008, 09:14:09 pm: Quote from: Falling Down on September 30, 2008, 09:09:50 pm
And I've just noticed where her middle finger is :lol:
:great:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Lemming on October 03, 2008, 10:32:54 am: Adam darling, have we had this one?

(http://i457.photobucket.com/albums/qq298/lemming_bucket/tailor.jpg)

sorry that she's a traddy
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on October 03, 2008, 10:38:34 am: Three times now. But again, I'm not complaining.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Lemming on October 05, 2008, 10:36:02 am: :lol: My bad.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: neil h on October 05, 2008, 02:33:08 pm: (http://bp2.blogger.com/_o9hVpuUhXDk/RyKVrzVLAaI/AAAAAAAAFt0/0McJNNQloBc/s400/MM_SG_24)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: robertostallioni on October 05, 2008, 02:38:11 pm: She may have a nice smile, but she's deffo got Krabs.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on October 05, 2008, 10:03:34 pm: only thing that BirdBot came up with over the weekend - its inspired me to launch a search for "bouldering hentai"
(http://www.bodkini.com/Reiyou/0004/0004E/0004_03_E.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Eddies on October 05, 2008, 10:06:12 pm: Her nuts are tiny!!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on October 05, 2008, 10:37:52 pm: limited cartoon fit birds who go climbing so far

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/123/419155456_71da2a0868.jpg?v=0)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Lemming on October 05, 2008, 10:55:15 pm: Our friend Olga attempting to fix her Krab problem

(http://i457.photobucket.com/albums/qq298/lemming_bucket/MM_SG_24_21.jpg)

A new friend checking her gear before attempting a gnarly 3+

(http://i457.photobucket.com/albums/qq298/lemming_bucket/ystspice010.jpg)

Dodgy Via Ferratta burd

(http://i457.photobucket.com/albums/qq298/lemming_bucket/Climbing-a-Ladder-Was-Never-that-Se.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: DaveC on October 05, 2008, 11:33:14 pm: Hmmm, this thread is definitely losing its work-safe status! :whistle:

Not that I'm complaining mind!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Will Hunt on October 06, 2008, 01:46:56 pm: Out of interest where is the market for all these soft, soft, semi pr0n bap shots coming from?
They're not putting them in magazines or in manufacturers catalogs so whos looking at them? They look professionally done with shit hire gear as opposed to some climbers messing about between routes so presumably someone's doing them to sell to a market.

Are there really that many people out there doing a bit of one handed internet surfing muttering "Yeah, baby. That harness is sooooooo tight?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: slackline on October 06, 2008, 02:09:21 pm: Quote from: Will Hunt on October 06, 2008, 01:46:56 pm
Are there really that many people out there doing a bit of one handed internet surfing muttering "Yeah, baby. That harness is sooooooo tight?

I think you need to delve deeper into the dark sanctums of the internet Will, this would be one of the lesser perversions to concern yourself with.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: magpie on October 06, 2008, 02:10:46 pm: I'm wondering if this is a thinly veiled 'where can I see more of these shots' on your part Will... however, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt. The top one Lemming posted has something written along the bottom of it, maybe if you looked very closely you could see the web address and then you'd know who was looking at them / taking the pictures, mind your eyes though, you'll go blind if you squint too much. ;)

Quote from: Will Hunt on October 06, 2008, 01:46:56 pm
as opposed to some climbers messing about between routes
Who on earth have you been climbing with of late? :lol:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: SteveM on October 07, 2008, 08:32:52 am: (http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3010/2919292326_8c8d4d45be_b.jpg)

;D
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Fiend on October 07, 2008, 09:25:25 am: fcking top-ropering scum :furious:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on October 07, 2008, 09:31:11 am: Socks in boots. Thought you'd approve?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on October 07, 2008, 09:36:24 am: Is she dogging her way up, or toproping?

The belayers position and the draws on her harness suggests dogging.

More from Climb Scene Investigation next week...
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: butters on October 07, 2008, 09:41:02 am: Think she is resting on a bolt to be honest - has the cows tail in place and a couple of quickdraws on her harness to suggest a bit of sport climbing shenanigans going on.

More than worth ranting about speaking from a sartorial point of view though.

bluebrad
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: tomtom on October 07, 2008, 05:13:58 pm: Quote from: lagerstarfish on October 07, 2008, 09:36:24 am
Is she dogging her way up, or toproping?

Time for a new thread?
"Dead fit birds who go dogging" ??
:great:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on October 07, 2008, 05:16:29 pm: There are whole sites devoted to that sort of thing........er.........or so Will told me.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on October 07, 2008, 10:45:42 pm: What's this DWS stuff all about?

(http://www.corriere.it/Fotogallery/Tagliate/2008/10_Ottobre/07/dan/6.JPG)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: robertostallioni on October 07, 2008, 10:48:24 pm: Is that a head under his/her left 'cep?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: GCW on October 07, 2008, 10:52:59 pm: Is that Jas Sharpe?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on October 07, 2008, 10:59:04 pm: Quote from: GCW on October 07, 2008, 10:52:59 pm
Is that Jas Sharpe?

Nope. Guns are too big.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: robertostallioni on October 07, 2008, 11:16:27 pm: Quote from: lagerstarfish on October 07, 2008, 10:59:04 pm
Quote from: GCW on October 07, 2008, 10:52:59 pm
Is that Jas Sharpe?

Nope. Guns are too big.
Under the 'cep?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: magpie on October 13, 2008, 12:14:15 pm: A couple of good ones (http://www.ukclimbing.com/photos/author.html?id=48155) in this album, can't do the image linking thing unfortunately. But she should be on here cause she's hot and climbin trad. This one (http://www.ukclimbing.com/images/dbpage.html?id=99640) is particularly good.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on October 13, 2008, 01:13:43 pm: Quote from: magpie on October 13, 2008, 12:14:15 pm
A couple of good ones (http://www.ukclimbing.com/photos/author.html?id=48155) in this album, can't do the image linking thing unfortunately. But she should be on here cause she's hot and climbin trad. This one (http://www.ukclimbing.com/images/dbpage.html?id=99640) is particularly good.

Would you, Will?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Adam Lincoln on October 13, 2008, 01:19:25 pm: Quote from: magpie on October 13, 2008, 12:14:15 pm
A couple of good ones (http://www.ukclimbing.com/photos/author.html?id=48155) in this album, can't do the image linking thing unfortunately. But she should be on here cause she's hot and climbin trad. This one (http://www.ukclimbing.com/images/dbpage.html?id=99640) is particularly good.

Love this one http://www.ukclimbing.com/images/dbpage.html?id=99646 (http://www.ukclimbing.com/images/dbpage.html?id=99646)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: slackline on October 13, 2008, 01:45:34 pm: Quote from: magpie on October 13, 2008, 12:14:15 pm
This one (http://www.ukclimbing.com/images/dbpage.html?id=99640) is particularly good.

Woof, woof ;D
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: SteveM on October 14, 2008, 12:13:38 pm: (http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3144/2937006385_1e7139084a_b.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Idol eyes on October 14, 2008, 07:10:04 pm: looks like Miriam from siuranna, but georgous... had to spin the puter to witness the fitness...
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: SteveM on October 14, 2008, 08:01:33 pm: My gf gets all suspicious when I turn the laptop sideways like a playboy centrefold ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: tomtom on October 14, 2008, 08:11:13 pm: Quote from: SteveM on October 14, 2008, 08:01:33 pm
My gf gets all suspicious when I turn the laptop sideways like a playboy centrefold ;)
no need to justify the screen wipes then?? ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: SteveM on October 14, 2008, 09:13:17 pm: Is that what they're for?

<dawning realisation>
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Probes on October 15, 2008, 10:25:33 am: Quote from: magpie on October 13, 2008, 12:14:15 pm
A couple of good ones (http://www.ukclimbing.com/photos/author.html?id=48155) in this album, can't do the image linking thing unfortunately. But she should be on here cause she's hot and climbin trad. This one (http://www.ukclimbing.com/images/dbpage.html?id=99640) is particularly good.

eeck, i remember emma from the lakes bouldering comps way back when she was a wee teenager, always nice to see a petal flourish. :jaw:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: beaver on October 15, 2008, 11:27:46 am: Quote from: slack---line on October 13, 2008, 01:45:34 pm
Quote from: magpie on October 13, 2008, 12:14:15 pm
This one (http://www.ukclimbing.com/images/dbpage.html?id=99640) is particularly good.

**I must resist jokes about having nuts in her mouth...**
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Fiend on October 15, 2008, 12:15:13 pm: I don't usually contribute much to this thread, but I just found these posted on a very unlikely (http://www.coolminiornot.com/forums/viewthread.php?tid=29095&page=1) forum...

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3027/2572209011_f8c972ced3_o.jpg)

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3289/2920151526_875c7f65f5_o.jpg)

First one reminds me of Trouble (http://www.ukclimbing.com/images/dbpage.html?id=84903) and looks very much like grit. If so (grit) what problem?? Grain and colour suggests Staffordshire to me...
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: SteveM on October 15, 2008, 12:28:27 pm: Quote from: Fiend on October 15, 2008, 12:15:13 pm
First one reminds me of Trouble (http://www.ukclimbing.com/images/dbpage.html?id=84903)
Deja vu (http://ukbouldering.com/board/index.php?topic=3291.msg152208#msg152208)...

Quote
and looks very much like grit. If so (grit) what problem?? Grain and colour suggests Staffordshire to me...
Give me strength :lol:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Fiend on October 15, 2008, 01:04:14 pm: Bite me. I can't remember what Fit Birds were posted last week let alone four sodding months ago.

My rock reasoning was sound. I've seen enough grit that looks a lot more like Burbage than that does.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on October 15, 2008, 01:13:50 pm: Keep your rock reasoning to yourself my Happy Meal loving friend. This thread is for lechery! ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Fiend on October 15, 2008, 01:39:42 pm: I was bloody well trying a couple of posts back!!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: SteveM on October 15, 2008, 08:13:48 pm: (http://deadpointmag.com/images/uploads/HE1.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on October 17, 2008, 01:43:44 am: I noticed that tomtom used the phrase "bird bot" whilst wadding Steve M. I should like to point out that BirdBot is the registered name of my software. I am currently in the process of selling BirdBot 1.0 so the use of its name could become an issue in the future (unless you are the buyer, of course).
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: SteveM on October 17, 2008, 08:58:54 am: I thought that commercial posts were frowned upon :-\
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: tomtom on October 17, 2008, 09:16:37 am: Quote from: lagerstarfish on October 17, 2008, 01:43:44 am
I noticed that tomtom used the phrase "bird bot" whilst wadding Steve M. I should like to point out that BirdBot is the registered name of my software. I am currently in the process of selling BirdBot 1.0 so the use of its name could become an issue in the future (unless you are the buyer, of course).
Ah, I was referring to "bird bot" (separate words and lower case) rather than "Birdbot"- which I thought was open source...
Its a competetive market for bint browsers, with Birdbot (tm) being closely challenged by FlangeFox and the market leader LechXplorer...
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: GCW on October 17, 2008, 09:33:08 am: I've always found Booble (http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2017/2526385487_7b3ce98395.jpg?v=1211945990) to be the best search engine.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on October 17, 2008, 09:36:57 am: Quote from: SteveM on October 17, 2008, 08:58:54 am
I thought that commercial posts were frowned upon :-\

The buyer approached me first - this is not spam. Just to clarify; I was not advertising BirdBot as being up for sale, just informing you that it is being sold.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on October 17, 2008, 10:29:38 am: Stef stop posting on lagers login. We all know this is just leading up to another gite advert. :spam:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: tomtom on October 17, 2008, 10:33:19 am: Quote from: GCW on October 17, 2008, 09:33:08 am
I've always found Booble (http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2017/2526385487_7b3ce98395.jpg?v=1211945990) to be the best search engine.
Excellent, does that mean I can go boobling? ;D
Now there used to be a search engine called 'web crawler'... :-\
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: SteveM on October 18, 2008, 07:42:04 pm: Quote from: Jaspersharpe on October 17, 2008, 10:29:38 am
Stef stop posting on lagers login. We all know this is just leading up to another gite advert.
I just laughed so hard that I think a little bit of wee came out

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: inn wislon on October 21, 2008, 08:51:05 pm: (http://www.coronn.com/images_pictures/climbingoctober/images/picture04.jpg)

am I wrong about this, or is she checking them out?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Fiend on October 21, 2008, 09:17:19 pm: Good girl.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: dave on October 22, 2008, 09:45:53 am: she's only human.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: magpie on October 22, 2008, 11:11:24 am: Sometimes they can be quite distracting; I would imagine for the lady in question, sometimes happens to her rather often.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: slackline on October 22, 2008, 11:51:04 am: Quote from: magpie on October 22, 2008, 11:11:24 am
Sometimes they can be quite distracting; I would imagine for the lady in question, sometimes happens to her rather often.

Yes, I can see how she might want to spend hours playing with her breasts instead of climbing ;D
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: magpie on October 22, 2008, 11:53:28 am: We all need an alternative wet weather activity.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: slackline on October 22, 2008, 12:14:29 pm: Quote from: magpie on October 22, 2008, 11:53:28 am
We all need an alternative wet weather activity.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Lemming on October 22, 2008, 06:35:04 pm: (http://i457.photobucket.com/albums/qq298/lemming_bucket/l_80f9b031d5f5ec82a53760727fe03756.jpg)
(http://i457.photobucket.com/albums/qq298/lemming_bucket/4clk6rm.jpg)
(http://i457.photobucket.com/albums/qq298/lemming_bucket/l_85ddbad0db3ceb435d3c1e567f0a63ac.jpg)
(http://i457.photobucket.com/albums/qq298/lemming_bucket/l_fc3f0b5a9eca3c32bf226fc3152c8ab1.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Monolith on October 22, 2008, 06:50:08 pm: You know what I fucking hate? Grim beardy motherfuckers like that last guy there applying every last atom of energy in making sure the woman is destined to fall anus first into his pervey hands. There he is, praying for a greasy sloper high up so she shit stains his hands and he can go without washing them for the entire month and sniff them every time he feels lonely.
You can bet when your man Diego there in the red t shirt gets high up, beardy man won't give two fucks for his spine.

I can think of countless similar specimens that frequent the local climbing wall. Less beardy letches in shot is the message Lemming!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Lemming on October 22, 2008, 09:36:53 pm: You heard the man people... shave before spotting fit chicks!!!

;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Carnage on October 22, 2008, 10:51:27 pm: Quote from: Monolith on October 22, 2008, 06:50:08 pm
like that last guy there applying every last atom of energy in making sure the woman is destined to fall anus first into his pervey hands.

Its called the 'Ming Vase' spot.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Fiend on October 23, 2008, 12:33:29 pm: Quote from: Lemming on October 22, 2008, 09:36:53 pm
You heard the man people... shave before spotting fit chicks!!!

Shave your bear or shave the fit chick??
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Bubba on October 23, 2008, 02:17:41 pm: Maybe beardy is her boyfriend?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: magpie on October 23, 2008, 02:23:41 pm: Quote from: Fiend on October 23, 2008, 12:33:29 pm
Shave your bear
You have a bear?! Cool! 8)

I thought we'd previously discussed the fact that the main reason for climbing with dead fit burds, or indeed burds in general, was so you could cop a sneaky feel while spotting. Poor Beardy isn't alone in his quest for a handful of ass.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Jim on October 23, 2008, 05:39:54 pm: Remind me to have a shave before I go climbing with you again then Tom and put my gorillas thumb away
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Andy F on October 23, 2008, 08:09:22 pm: Quote from: Monolith on October 22, 2008, 06:50:08 pm
I can think of countless similar specimens that frequent the local climbing wall. Less beardy letches is the message Lemming!

Now Tom, what would the McShane think about you if he knew you felt that way about his facial adornment ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Monolith on October 23, 2008, 08:28:46 pm: OK some men have nice beards (I wouldn't class you as part of the beard community just yet Jim, but your face is quite nice) . Think I just took particular offence to beardyman in the photo. I don't trust his beard for some reason.

I'd like to see more stealth shots of dfbwgc. Camera phone shots maybe. I suppose that is borderline sexual offending though?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Zods Beard on October 23, 2008, 09:52:45 pm: I've thought about doing this at the wall a couple of times, but getting caught would be pretty hard to explain.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Monolith on October 23, 2008, 09:54:58 pm: You would become such a hero though Zod! The risk is well justified!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Joepicalli on October 23, 2008, 11:00:39 pm: Right the conversation went something like this (alcohol was involved so I swear to nothing):
Picalli: Lagers giz the code for BirdBot.
Lagers: No
Picalli: Ahhhhh go on
Lagers: No, but I will sell it to you for a large amount of money
Picalli: Oh go on then
Bank account lighter, and sober I thought "Oh God I have cashed in my pension for what?"
When I had stopped crying I tried the most ludicrous parameters I could think of <Naked girl climbing likely to slice herself in half if she fell off> (So I have issues) and bloody hell! if the following pictures don't turn up.
BirdBot, Worth an old age of poverty I say :great:
(http://jknujknu1.googlepages.com/B00000005.jpg)
(http://jknujknu1.googlepages.com/B00000001.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: thustler on October 23, 2008, 11:06:25 pm: This thread is tip fucking top, infact I'd still visit UKB if this was the only thread on the site :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: magpie on October 24, 2008, 09:56:52 am: Quote from: Monolith on October 23, 2008, 08:28:46 pm
I'd like to see more stealth shots of dfbwgc. Camera phone shots maybe. I suppose that is borderline sexual offending though?
I'll dig you some out, I went to Font with someone who liked to line me up in the right and pretend he was taking pictures of me while actually shooting the rears of various fit burds behind me. It may be bordering on sexual offending but it's fairly prevalent.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: tomtom on October 24, 2008, 11:48:53 am: Quote from: magpie on October 24, 2008, 09:56:52 am
Quote from: Monolith on October 23, 2008, 08:28:46 pm
I'd like to see more stealth shots of dfbwgc. Camera phone shots maybe. I suppose that is borderline sexual offending though?
I'll dig you some out, I went to Font with someone who liked to line me up in the right and pretend he was taking pictures of me while actually shooting the rears of various fit burds behind me. It may be bordering on sexual offending but it's fairly prevalent.
OK, Having identified the pervy spotter type, the sneaky snapshot pervs
- there is also the "thats my burd and I'm going to spot her get out of my way" type.. you know, you're quite benignly spotting someone as they wobble up something (wobble referring to scared body movement rather than jiggling of certain parts of the anatomy!), and their other half dashes over in a 'dont worry I'm here now' kind of way... :wank:
Could this be a 'possesive wankers who go spotting' thread?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Will Hunt on October 24, 2008, 12:27:46 pm: Quote from: magpie on October 24, 2008, 09:56:52 am
I went to Font with someone who liked to line me up in the right and pretend he was taking pictures of me while actually shooting the rears of various fit burds behind me.

Jamie?
::)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Will Hunt on October 24, 2008, 12:29:20 pm: Quote from: Lemming on October 22, 2008, 06:35:04 pm
(http://i457.photobucket.com/albums/qq298/lemming_bucket/l_fc3f0b5a9eca3c32bf226fc3152c8ab1.jpg)

Forget DFBWGC! That belongs in the Donkey Tick Hall of Shame :spank:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: magpie on October 24, 2008, 12:30:10 pm: How'd you guess, Will? ;D

Totally off topic but check your email, Facebook wouldn't let me message you and I need to ask you something. 8)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Bubba on October 24, 2008, 03:27:10 pm: Quote from: magpie on October 24, 2008, 09:56:52 am
I went to Font with someone who liked to line me up in the right and pretend he was taking pictures of me while actually shooting the rears of various fit burds behind me. It may be bordering on sexual offending but it's fairly prevalent.
How unprofessional !

Any self-respecting DFBWGC stealth-perv should have one of these (http://www.lordofthelens.net/servlet/Detail?no=9). Gets the job done with no need for such obvious creepism.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: tomtom on October 24, 2008, 04:10:38 pm: Quote from: Bubba on October 24, 2008, 03:27:10 pm
Quote from: magpie on October 24, 2008, 09:56:52 am
I went to Font with someone who liked to line me up in the right and pretend he was taking pictures of me while actually shooting the rears of various fit burds behind me. It may be bordering on sexual offending but it's fairly prevalent.
How unprofessional !

Any self-respecting DFBWGC stealth-perv should have one of these (http://www.lordofthelens.net/servlet/Detail?no=9). Gets the job done with no need for such obvious creepism.
;D hilarious - you'd have to be careful that you werent pointing the lens at something completely pointless (1ft away from the rockface - straight into a group of trees etc...) or you'd get rumbled sharpish... "lord of the lens" where did they get that from.....
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on October 24, 2008, 11:59:17 pm: Quote from: Monolith on October 23, 2008, 08:28:46 pm
I'd like to see more stealth shots of dfbwgc. Camera phone shots maybe. I suppose that is borderline sexual offending though?

I've posted this before, but since I can no longer post BirdBot results I have to make my own fun...

http://vimeo.com/2059039 (http://vimeo.com/2059039)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: DaveC on October 25, 2008, 07:06:28 am: :lol:
It sounds like Beavis & Butthead go Bouldering at times!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: St Hubbins on October 25, 2008, 09:28:46 am: Quote from: magpie on October 24, 2008, 09:56:52 am
I'll dig you some out, I went to Font with someone who liked to line me up in the right and pretend he was taking pictures of me while actually shooting the rears of various fit burds behind me. It may be bordering on sexual offending but it's fairly prevalent.
[/quote]

Its extremely prevalent! One of my chums noticed a trio of ladies up the back of Zeus Quarry, seedy bastard decides that as one is sunbathing on the level above the 7a+ Arete he wants to try it.
However he suddenly becomes unable to top out, as when you got to the slopey finish your line of sight went between her legs.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on October 25, 2008, 09:30:33 am: Given the choice between filming Nigel's 1,000,000th attempt on some problem and zooming in on a birds arse I think John made the correct decision.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: St Hubbins on October 25, 2008, 11:31:03 am: Apologies if this is a repeat
(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/20047_633595176428791250.jpg)

Piece of ass
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: SA Chris on October 25, 2008, 02:13:29 pm: Even if it is, do not apologise.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Joepicalli on October 25, 2008, 08:31:54 pm: Still trying to get the a handle on the awesomeness that is the BirdBot I fed in girls and roses and...
(http://actuboys.free.fr/bold/04.JPG)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Lemming on October 27, 2008, 07:54:00 am: Quote from: Will Hunt on October 24, 2008, 12:29:20 pm
Quote from: Lemming on October 22, 2008, 06:35:04 pm
(http://i457.photobucket.com/albums/qq298/lemming_bucket/l_fc3f0b5a9eca3c32bf226fc3152c8ab1.jpg)

Forget DFBWGC! That belongs in the Donkey Tick Hall of Shame :spank:

Didn't think anyone would notice the gaffa taped notelets with precise handwritten beta :whistle: ;)

Joepicalli: Not a huge fan of that particular tattoo but looking past it, she has the most beautiful back
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Danger on October 27, 2008, 04:32:54 pm: (http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Rjb40OjSIZw/SOzLk0Jm7hI/AAAAAAAAAg0/GInl0gfuM_M/s1600/IMG_0591.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Drew on October 27, 2008, 07:42:35 pm: Quote from: Danger on October 27, 2008, 04:32:54 pm
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Rjb40OjSIZw/SOzLk0Jm7hI/AAAAAAAAAg0/GInl0gfuM_M/s1600/IMG_0591.jpg)

Very nice. Bit of a mission to get there, but nice.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Jim on October 27, 2008, 08:06:24 pm: you need a clicky link (http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Rjb40OjSIZw/SOzLk0Jm7hI/AAAAAAAAAg0/GInl0gfuM_M/s1600/IMG_0591.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: GCW on October 27, 2008, 08:08:51 pm: Quote from: Jim on October 27, 2008, 08:06:24 pm
you need a clicky link (http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Rjb40OjSIZw/SOzLk0Jm7hI/AAAAAAAAAg0/GInl0gfuM_M/s1600/IMG_0591.jpg)

Quote from: Clicky Link
Google
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The requested URL /_Rjb40OjSIZw/SOzLk0Jm7hI/AAAAAAAAAg0/GInl0gfuM_M/s1600/IMG_0591.jpg was not found on this server.

:lol:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Drew on October 27, 2008, 08:14:19 pm: Ok, so maybe it's not quite worth this much effort!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Danger on October 27, 2008, 11:03:26 pm: Bugger. It worked in preview.

Try this.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Rjb40OjSIZw/SOzLk0Jm7hI/AAAAAAAAAg0/GInl0gfuM_M/s1600-h/IMG_0591.jpg (http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Rjb40OjSIZw/SOzLk0Jm7hI/AAAAAAAAAg0/GInl0gfuM_M/s1600-h/IMG_0591.jpg)

EDIT The original now works for me, again

RE-EDIT Now it doesnt!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Joepicalli on October 28, 2008, 10:05:27 pm: I will set some beautiful back parameters up on the Bot and see what comes in
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: inn wislon on October 29, 2008, 12:46:43 am: and I'll set beautiful front parameters.....(http://www.sharpendbooks.com/cals/2008/04Image_March.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: inn wislon on October 29, 2008, 01:05:17 am: and since I seem to have nothing better to do.....(http://www.sharpendbooks.com/cals/2008/08Image_July.jpg)
(http://www.sharpendbooks.com/cals/2000/jul00.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: tomtom on October 29, 2008, 07:57:50 am: Quote from: inn wislon on October 29, 2008, 01:05:17 am
and since I seem to have nothing better to do
(http://www.sharpendbooks.com/cals/2000/jul00.jpg)
mmm... twins.... mmm...
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Fiend on October 29, 2008, 09:50:55 am: Twins would be a very good tick.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: neil h on October 29, 2008, 10:05:38 am: Quote from: Fiend on October 29, 2008, 09:50:55 am
Twins would be a very good tick.

indeed ;D
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Plattsy on October 29, 2008, 10:17:54 am: Reckon I'd need a few sessions to get the sequence right. ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Fiend on October 30, 2008, 09:50:55 am: Aye, too many options to get the onsight I reckon.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: magpie on October 30, 2008, 11:33:46 am: You lot disgust me... :thumbsdown:

How can none of you have ticked twins yet? Poor show. :shrug:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: SA Chris on October 30, 2008, 11:35:05 am: Have you?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Doylo on October 30, 2008, 11:39:16 am: Quote from: magpie on October 30, 2008, 11:33:46 am
You lot disgust me... :thumbsdown:

How can none of you have ticked twins yet? Poor show. :shrug:

Depends what you mean by "ticked" :lol:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: magpie on October 30, 2008, 11:42:20 am: Quote from: SA Chris on October 30, 2008, 11:35:05 am
Have you?
A lady never tells. :-*
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Monolith on October 30, 2008, 11:51:54 am: Always one step ahead Doylo eh!? I'm sure you do have that 'tick' as well.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Fiend on October 30, 2008, 12:38:55 pm: Quote from: magpie on October 30, 2008, 11:42:20 am
Quote from: SA Chris on October 30, 2008, 11:35:05 am
Have you?
A lady never tells. :-*

The mind is just boggling. Or it would be if Magpie wasn't a shameless internet flirt/tart.

Needs to be a Dead Fit Climbing Twins theme for a bit I reckon. Or Dead Fit Mother & Daughter Teams (keep it legal yo.)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on October 30, 2008, 12:45:13 pm: Quote from: Fiend on October 30, 2008, 12:38:55 pm

Needs to be a Dead Fit Climbing Twins theme for a bit I reckon.

"Recalibrate the Birdbot. Make it so."

(http://i33.tinypic.com/2h4jq06.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: neil h on October 30, 2008, 01:30:36 pm: here you go I will kick of the mother and doughter climbing bit

The chairwoman of the South Australian Film Commission and her daughter have become the first mother-daughter team to reach the top of Mount Everest.

(http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200805/r253461_1044887.jpg)

in training

(http://www.explorergirls.com/files/u1/rock_climbing_0.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: butters on October 30, 2008, 01:41:07 pm: Quote from: neil h on October 30, 2008, 01:30:36 pm
here you go I will kick of the mother and doughter climbing bit

Well its a start I suppose... :lol:

bluebrad
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Bubba on October 30, 2008, 01:50:08 pm: I don't think the DFMADWGC topic is going to be a large one :-\
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: neil h on October 30, 2008, 01:52:10 pm: there aint much out there thats for sure
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Fiend on October 30, 2008, 02:23:57 pm: But a worthy subsection IMO...
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: SA Chris on October 30, 2008, 03:31:17 pm: MILF MILF MILF!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: irish si on October 30, 2008, 03:57:30 pm: Quote from: Doylo on October 30, 2008, 11:39:16 am
Quote from: magpie on October 30, 2008, 11:33:46 am
You lot disgust me... :thumbsdown:

How can none of you have ticked twins yet? Poor show. :shrug:

Depends what you mean by "ticked" :lol:

ha ha doylo i almost forgot about those lasses........
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Will Hunt on November 04, 2008, 12:06:56 am: Have just seen the Committed 2 trailer.

I reckon Katy Whittaker would be the definite number 1 choice over Leah Crane if I didn't think her strong brother would beat me up.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Drew on November 04, 2008, 12:21:52 am: (http://farm1.static.flickr.com/144/381233410_6c8c8b9e1b.jpg?v=0)

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2204/2347650204_984aa7cc66.jpg?v=0)

(http://geoffreymcallister.com/080809_bouldering314_1_72.jpg)

Can't decide whether she's hot or not:
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3084/2565856350_1938c6e88c.jpg?v=0)

Oh and Will, Katy comes in a close second after Mina

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=69aj3bv8lHc (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=69aj3bv8lHc)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Monolith on November 04, 2008, 12:47:42 am: Quote from: Drew on November 04, 2008, 12:21:52 am
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/144/381233410_6c8c8b9e1b.jpg?v=0)

Jesus, I don't know about the woman but the simulated acid trip is pretty intense.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Will Hunt on November 04, 2008, 12:57:57 am: 7a, pfft! Both Leah and Katy would crush her. Then crush each other in a warm embrace and then...

Ooo, I've said too much. :bounce:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on November 04, 2008, 07:57:51 am: Drinking last night Will?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: grumpycrumpy on November 04, 2008, 09:28:17 am: Quote from: Jaspersharpe on November 04, 2008, 07:57:51 am
Drinking last night Will?
Don't think Will was using his right hand to hold a glass ...... ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: St Hubbins on November 04, 2008, 02:55:16 pm: Quote from: Drew on November 04, 2008, 12:21:52 am

Can't decide whether she's hot or not:
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3084/2565856350_1938c6e88c.jpg?v=0)

SHe has the look of Dean Gaffney about her. I think its those toothhhhs
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: galpinos on November 04, 2008, 05:59:18 pm: Quote from: Drew on November 04, 2008, 12:21:52 am

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2204/2347650204_984aa7cc66.jpg?v=0)

I've just mailed Bonnie to tell her she has received the ultimate accolade of appearing on the Dead Fit birds who go climbing thread.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on November 06, 2008, 01:50:21 am: :off:
Here is a wannabe DFBWGC trying her best.

(http://photos-765.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-snc1/v350/0/53/1234551765/n1234551765_30163901_6311.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: tomtom on November 06, 2008, 09:37:05 am: Off on hols this PM, so had a few mins to do some idle surfing..
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3286/2297284711_fe719b4b0c.jpg?v=0)
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2171/2104426386_f5c10a34e0.jpg?v=0)
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2002/2290441101_38fb648424.jpg?v=0)
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2088/2243712019_43b17d0b66.jpg?v=0)
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2033/2208413013_b5af084c3b.jpg?v=0)
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2225/2198575880_6456562989.jpg?v=0)
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2076/2103655613_2fd521d000.jpg?v=0)
There were 2500 pics in this flickr album... this is just a quick scan... I'm sure once birdbot (tm) is pointed in that direction...?
T
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: loz on November 06, 2008, 12:07:50 pm: You lot are bloody perverts!

This is a quality thread
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Monolith on November 06, 2008, 12:19:42 pm: Loz we're not perverts in the least! But if you could just take a few minutes of your time to upload some shots of you climbing in delicate lingerie, your UKBouldering registration process will be complete (just a standard process all new users go through).
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: SA Chris on November 06, 2008, 12:26:06 pm: Monolith, I hope for your sake this "loz" is female.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: magpie on November 06, 2008, 12:28:14 pm: It's ok, there's the other thread (http://ukbouldering.com/board/index.php/topic,8625.0.html) if Loz happens to be male. ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: BenF on November 06, 2008, 12:30:51 pm: Quote from: SA Chris on November 06, 2008, 12:26:06 pm
Monolith, I hope for your sake this "loz" is female.

I really hope Loz is a bloke and follows Monolith's instructions (for comedy value you understand, not perversion). I know only two people called Loz. Both are male.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Monolith on November 06, 2008, 12:37:09 pm: I've only ever heard of loz being a male's name. Well either way Ben, loz is about to upload her or his photos so we'll soon find out.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: magpie on November 06, 2008, 12:46:14 pm: *waits in anticipation*
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: loz on November 06, 2008, 12:48:32 pm: Well yes last time I looked I was a male but unfortunately I have been known to climb like a girl.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Monolith on November 06, 2008, 12:55:57 pm: Quote from: loz on November 06, 2008, 12:48:32 pm
but unfortunately I have been known to climb like a girl.

.....gulp.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Monolith on November 06, 2008, 01:00:07 pm: She's comin to get you loz and she don't need no drainpipe!

(http://img73.imageshack.us/img73/9803/bezzd5.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
(http://img73.imageshack.us/img73/bezzd5.jpg/1/w600.png) (http://g.imageshack.us/img73/bezzd5.jpg/1/)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: SA Chris on November 06, 2008, 01:02:19 pm: Quote from: tomtom on November 06, 2008, 09:37:05 am
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2076/2103655613_2fd521d000.jpg?v=0)

Trying to figure out what that is in the foreground still?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Fiend on November 06, 2008, 01:06:58 pm: Foot.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: loz on November 06, 2008, 01:12:05 pm: Only messing girls are great climbers. Anyway I don’t do the Internet chat thing very often but I have been perving on this thread for months and I thought I would reply to show my appreciation for giving me such a pleasant experience
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: SA Chris on November 06, 2008, 01:18:46 pm: Quote from: Fiend on November 06, 2008, 01:06:58 pm
Foot.

Ah, got it now.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Durbs on November 06, 2008, 01:22:51 pm: Quote from: tomtom on November 06, 2008, 09:37:05 am

There were 2500 pics in this flickr album... this is just a quick scan... I'm sure once birdbot (tm) is pointed in that direction...?

What/where is "this" album you speak of?
I have my download manager ready ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: slackline on November 06, 2008, 01:32:09 pm: Quote from: Durbs on November 06, 2008, 01:22:51 pm
Quote from: tomtom on November 06, 2008, 09:37:05 am

There were 2500 pics in this flickr album... this is just a quick scan... I'm sure once birdbot (tm) is pointed in that direction...?

What/where is "this" album you speak of?
I have my download manager ready ;)

Was going to say its the Climb Girls Pool (http://www.flickr.com/groups/girlclimb/pool/) but thats only got some 1007 pictures in it at the moment.

Doubt its an individuals photo stream as that would require a lot of dedication from one person to get ~2500 pics of DFBWGC from all round the world.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Monolith on November 06, 2008, 01:33:35 pm: I have a dream..... that somewhere out there, there is an IRC entitled 'Dead Fit Birds who go climbing'.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: tomtom on November 06, 2008, 03:10:52 pm: Quote from: Durbs on November 06, 2008, 01:22:51 pm
Quote from: tomtom on November 06, 2008, 09:37:05 am

There were 2500 pics in this flickr album... this is just a quick scan... I'm sure once birdbot (tm) is pointed in that direction...?

What/where is "this" album you speak of?
I have my download manager ready ;)
Ok, on the train, so not got my pc with bookmarks, but there was a
Climbing albumn on flickr with 2500 general climbing pics, but a good
Percentage were of fit climbing women - of which. These are a sample.
It'll have to wait until I'm back on we'd to post the link
T
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Durbs on November 06, 2008, 04:23:17 pm: (http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2002/2000826788_31ba52359e.jpg)

Pretty
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: andy_e on November 06, 2008, 04:25:20 pm: Shit, isn't that Kiera Knightley with big eyes?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: slackline on November 06, 2008, 04:29:53 pm: Quote from: andi_e on November 06, 2008, 04:25:20 pm
Shit, isn't that Kiera Knightley with big eyes?

:read: Theres a whole thread (http://ukbouldering.com/board/index.php/topic,2309.0.html) for such observations :rtfm:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: andy_e on November 06, 2008, 05:02:57 pm: I know, but I couldn't be bothered with the faff.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on November 06, 2008, 09:15:09 pm: Well, it's been over a year since it's first release and after 10,000 hits on YouTube it must be time for the Vimeo version

http://vimeo.com/2173312 (http://vimeo.com/2173312)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on November 06, 2008, 09:16:49 pm: and here's volume 2

http://vimeo.com/2173265 (http://vimeo.com/2173265)

volume 3 coming soon (ish)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Bubba on November 07, 2008, 08:48:15 am: :beer2: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: tomtom on November 15, 2008, 05:26:35 pm: Quote from: tomtom on November 06, 2008, 03:10:52 pm
Quote from: Durbs on November 06, 2008, 01:22:51 pm
Quote from: tomtom on November 06, 2008, 09:37:05 am

There were 2500 pics in this flickr album... this is just a quick scan... I'm sure once birdbot (tm) is pointed in that direction...?

What/where is "this" album you speak of?
I have my download manager ready ;)
Ok, on the train, so not got my pc with bookmarks, but there was a
Climbing albumn on flickr with 2500 general climbing pics, but a good
Percentage were of fit climbing women - of which. These are a sample.
It'll have to wait until I'm back on we'd to post the link
T
Just back from hols.. cant believe no new posts on DFGWGC :o
Anyway, have a look through the ones here...
TT
http://www.flickr.com/photos/mlowry/sets/72157594421196166/ (http://www.flickr.com/photos/mlowry/sets/72157594421196166/)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: SteveM on November 16, 2008, 09:55:26 pm: Sorry to disappoint Tom, been pre-occupied with the new job. Try...

(http://www.sharpendbooks.com/cals/2009/08image_Jul09.jpg)

(http://www.sharpendbooks.com/cals/2009/09image_Aug09.jpg)

(http://www.sharpendbooks.com/cals/2009/13image_Dec09.jpg)

And the rest of the year from the well named "Women of Climbing 2009 (http://www.sharpendbooks.com/cals/index.php?dir=2009)" calendar...
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Drew on November 16, 2008, 10:22:18 pm: Works in preview. Nicky Dyal seems the hottest of the lot!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Drew on November 16, 2008, 10:57:30 pm: Just found this while looking for pics of Vicky Dyal:

Yank version of this thread (http://www.rockclimbing.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?do=post_view_flat;post=1940368;page=1;sb=post_latest_reply;so=ASC;mh=25;)

Official result (http://mistymurphy.blogspot.com/2008/11/we-have-winner-hottest-climbing-chick.html)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Fiend on November 17, 2008, 03:18:02 am: Quote from: Drew on November 16, 2008, 10:22:18 pm
Works in preview. Nicky Dyal seems the hottest of the lot!

It's a great photo that one, class expression and a class-looking route.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Danger on November 19, 2008, 03:53:09 pm: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=RUOHCtGQ9Rg (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=RUOHCtGQ9Rg)

With the sequence at about 1.30 being the highlight
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: tomtom on November 19, 2008, 04:55:31 pm: Quote from: Danger on November 19, 2008, 03:53:09 pm
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=RUOHCtGQ9Rg (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=RUOHCtGQ9Rg)

With the sequence at about 1.30 being the highlight
Pish, been doing them head hand spinny things for years...
She's useless - try doing it smoking a tab and with a pint balanced in the other hand.. :ang:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on November 19, 2008, 06:17:00 pm: ...and do you look as lovely as she does whilst doing these spinny things, tomtom? That's the real skill.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: tomtom on November 19, 2008, 06:51:56 pm: Quote from: lagerstarfish on November 19, 2008, 06:17:00 pm
...and do you look as lovely as she does whilst doing these spinny things, tomtom? That's the real skill.
Naa, I'm too hairy :)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: SteveM on November 19, 2008, 08:55:48 pm: http://www.youtube.com/v/L2a2KgM-cLE
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on November 19, 2008, 11:37:53 pm: :thumbsup: She moves even nicer than John Allen
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: grimer on November 20, 2008, 11:15:33 am: She is kinda fit, but in real life she don't look too healthy. Real anorexic look about her, kinda worrying looking.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Will Hunt on November 20, 2008, 11:16:42 am: A very unfit bird who thankfully doesn't go climbing:
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=111777031 (http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=111777031)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: slackline on November 20, 2008, 11:22:03 am: Quote from: Will Hunt on November 20, 2008, 11:16:42 am
A very unfit bird who thankfully doesn't go climbing:
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=111777031 (http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=111777031)
:shrug: :read:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Fiend on November 20, 2008, 11:22:33 am: :off: :rtfm: :spank:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on November 20, 2008, 11:30:54 am: Well, would you, Will?

Fetal alcohol syndrome or what?

I'd just like to point out that the user of that forum calling himself LuckyLager is in no way connected with Lagerstarfish enterprises.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Will Hunt on November 20, 2008, 11:45:59 am: It had to go somewhere :ang:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on November 20, 2008, 11:52:53 am: Quote from: Will Hunt on November 20, 2008, 11:45:59 am
It had to go somewhere :ang:

(http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/2551/chucknorriskj2.gif)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: slackline on November 20, 2008, 12:01:41 pm: Quote from: Will Hunt on November 20, 2008, 11:45:59 am
It had to go somewhere :ang:

I believe thats why this sub-forum exists (http://ukbouldering.com/board/index.php/board,35.0.html) ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Will Hunt on November 20, 2008, 12:11:42 pm: Well not really worth starting a new topic anywhere really :yawn:
Lagers! Initiate the BirdBot and bring us back to topic!

Penance:
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2017/2526385487_7b3ce98395.jpg?v=1211945990)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: slackline on November 20, 2008, 12:15:42 pm: Quote from: Will Hunt on November 20, 2008, 12:11:42 pm
Well not really worth ~~starting a new topic anywhere really~~ posting in the first place :yawn:

Lagers! Initiate the BirdBot and bring us back to topic!

Penance:
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2017/2526385487_7b3ce98395.jpg?v=1211945990)

Is that who you were cooking for last night?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Fiend on November 20, 2008, 12:16:17 pm: Quote from: Will Hunt on November 20, 2008, 12:11:42 pm
Well not really worth ~~starting a new topic~~ posting at all anywhere really :thumbsdown:

Penance accepted though. Despite those turn-ups.

Edit: *snap*, gor blimey no slacking around here...
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: tomtom on November 20, 2008, 12:21:57 pm: Quote from: Will Hunt on November 20, 2008, 11:16:42 am
A very unfit bird who thankfully doesn't go climbing:
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=111777031 (http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=111777031)
I know its off topic :spank: but wtf is up with that birds eyes!?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on November 20, 2008, 12:29:17 pm: Quote from: tomtom on November 20, 2008, 12:21:57 pm

I know its off topic :spank: but wtf is up with that birds eyes!?

Quote from: lagerstarfish on November 20, 2008, 11:30:54 am

Fetal alcohol syndrome or what?

The comments on that forum are quite amusing.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on November 20, 2008, 12:35:59 pm: Quote from: Will Hunt on November 20, 2008, 12:11:42 pm

Lagers! Initiate the BirdBot and bring us back to topic!

The terms of my sale of the BirdBot to Joe P mean that I can't post any results found using BirdBot 1.0 or any of its subsequent versions.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: slackline on November 20, 2008, 12:41:57 pm: Quote from: lagerstarfish on November 20, 2008, 12:35:59 pm
Quote from: Will Hunt on November 20, 2008, 12:11:42 pm

Lagers! Initiate the BirdBot and bring us back to topic!

The terms of my sale of the BirdBot to Joe P mean that I can't post any results found using BirdBot 1.0 or any of its subsequent versions.

Should have GPL (http://www.gnu.org/copyleft/gpl.html)'d BirdBot
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on November 20, 2008, 12:46:20 pm: I shudder to think of what that sick bastard Picalli will be using BirdBot to find. :o

Suffice to say that I'm not surprised he isn't willing to share the results on a public internet forum. I never thought I'd see the day when you lagers sold out the greater good of UKB for personal financial gain. >:( ;)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on November 20, 2008, 01:21:09 pm: To be honest, I was coming to the conclusion that BirdBot had found most of the existing material suitable for this forum; and the rate at which new flesh was being exposed was so slow as to make it not worth the search time. Besides, I like to think that every minute that Picalli spends with the Bot is another minute in which he can't interfere with the general public.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on November 20, 2008, 01:33:06 pm: :lol:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: andy_e on November 20, 2008, 03:37:31 pm: I wondered when that thread would rear her ugly head on this forum. I saw it whilst it was still going, the photoshops are hilarious.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: andy popp on November 21, 2008, 10:57:39 am: (http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3055/2938381783_5c12e344b9_o.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: neil h on November 21, 2008, 01:07:49 pm: Quote from: andy popp on November 21, 2008, 10:57:39 am
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3055/2938381783_5c12e344b9_o.jpg)

mmmmmm looks like she hangs about with unc

(http://www.maisonbleau.com/oldsite/mmmmmmm.jpg)

;D
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Iesu on November 21, 2008, 01:12:56 pm: Quote from: andy popp on November 21, 2008, 10:57:39 am
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3055/2938381783_5c12e344b9_o.jpg)

what's she doing with her hands, and why are her index fingers so dirty?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Fiend on November 21, 2008, 01:15:13 pm: Agree. Weird hand business. Thought the left was prosthetic at first. Not that would be an issue necessarily.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Joepicalli on November 25, 2008, 10:43:31 am: (http://www.globalbouldering.com/upload/userPictures/1218671888reeid4.jpg)
Look look Houdini's started making his own label DFBWGCs
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: chillax on November 25, 2008, 12:05:37 pm: (http://www.8a.nu/images/firstPageImages/large/franzisaurwein.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Carnage on November 27, 2008, 01:20:02 am: (http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/22432_633626242458906250.jpg)
(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/15243_633625370821875000.jpg)
(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/22806_633602113547968750.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: saintlade on November 28, 2008, 01:25:04 am: Courtesy of Richie Crouch, may I direct you to the hallowed shrine that is at;

http://pimpinandcrimpin.com/ccgotw/ (http://pimpinandcrimpin.com/ccgotw/)

Jesus Wept. :jaw:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Will Hunt on November 28, 2008, 01:36:18 am: Fuck me thats good. Can we have a British version please? With Leah and Katie?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Baron on November 28, 2008, 07:30:41 am: The girl in mustard belays like girls throw balls. Climbing's like swimming ladies, it gives you big calfs. Ask Saltbeef.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on November 28, 2008, 07:43:10 am: Quote from: Will Hunt on November 28, 2008, 01:36:18 am
Fuck me thats good. Can we have a British version please? With Leah and Katie?

Will you are starting to sound like a stalker. Or a doe eyed, tongue hanging out, teenage bag of hormones perhaps? ;)

Anyway, in answer to your question, yes. This would be a good idea, if only because Mick Ryan would implode with rage.

Hi there Mick, I know you're a big fan of this thread really. :) :wank:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: inn wislon on November 29, 2008, 09:37:50 pm: hmmmm...home alone....how can I fill my time in a constructive way......

(http://www.pitch.com.au/web%20gallery/images/Helen.jpg)
(http://www.pitch.com.au/web%20gallery/images/Helen%20(2).jpg)
(http://www.pitch.com.au/web%20gallery/images/Helen%20(3).jpg)
(http://www.pitch.com.au/web%20gallery/images/Tilly%20Forced%20Entry%201.jpg)
(http://www.pitch.com.au/web%20gallery/images/Tilly%20Forced%20Entry%204.jpg)
(http://www.pitch.com.au/web%20gallery/images/Tilly%20on%20Self%20portrait%20(8).jpg)
(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/10514_633228506735246250.jpg)
(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/10514_633228504175402500.jpg)
(http://www.coronn.com/images_pictures/climbingoctober/images/picture45.jpg)
(http://www.fanaticalfilms.com/kt_image07.jpg)
(http://www.fanaticalfilms.com/kt_image09.jpg)
(http://www.fanaticalfilms.com/kt_image10.jpg)
(http://www.fanaticalfilms.com/kt_image27.jpg)
(http://www.fanaticalfilms.com/kt_image33.jpg)
(http://www.fanaticalfilms.com/kt_image36.jpg)
(http://bp2.blogger.com/_JAD-7vZAIoI/SE6sA4SLucI/AAAAAAAAAFo/t8lqX1RnwVg/s320/n781571305_482309_5032.jpg)
(http://photos-g.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v232/58/70/26401321/n26401321_30917230_8336.jpg)
(http://home.comcast.net/~cruxphoto/Adventure6.jpg)
(http://www.moonclimbing.com/Images/Photos/105.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: namnok on November 29, 2008, 10:25:17 pm: (http://SNC10294.JPG)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: GCW on November 29, 2008, 10:31:40 pm: Quote from: namnok on November 29, 2008, 10:25:17 pm
http://SNC10294.JPG (http://SNC10294.JPG)

That's a weird web address.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: namnok on November 30, 2008, 09:29:18 pm: tried to post a few photos off my computer but i'm no good :(

any tips?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: tomtom on November 30, 2008, 09:38:51 pm: Quote from: namnok on November 30, 2008, 09:29:18 pm
tried to post a few photos off my computer but i'm no good :(

any tips?
You need to put them online first - somewhere like Fickr or picassa etc... then more instructions here:
http://ukbouldering.com/board/index.php/topic,1102.0.html (http://ukbouldering.com/board/index.php/topic,1102.0.html)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: robertostallioni on November 30, 2008, 09:45:26 pm: Don't use Flickr for shots of questionable origin. They'll get all medieval on your ass. So I hear.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: St Hubbins on November 30, 2008, 10:40:37 pm: Quote from: chillax on November 25, 2008, 12:05:37 pm
(http://www.8a.nu/images/firstPageImages/large/franzisaurwein.jpg)

I bet she's 'hankering for a spankering'
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: namnok on December 01, 2008, 08:21:45 am: (http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v124/82/66/530084881/n530084881_297731_6690.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: namnok on December 01, 2008, 08:25:12 am: there we go, bon

british team pre cull at 2007 euro cup birmingham

will find some of the euro girls when i get home

(http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v124/82/66/530084881/n530084881_297735_6886.jpg)babsie bacher

(http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v124/82/66/530084881/n530084881_297737_7492.jpg)the other french bird who won it
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: jfw on December 01, 2008, 09:02:32 am: Quote from: St Hubbins on November 30, 2008, 10:40:37 pm

(http://www.8a.nu/images/firstPageImages/large/franzisaurwein.jpg)

i can't help wondering what something about mary type hair product is making her fringe defy gravity in such a manner!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Clart on December 01, 2008, 04:28:49 pm: Nice..
(http://brandiproffitt.com/images/pic.jpg)

Niiice...
(http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/09Op3t39ZI9Am/610x.jpg)

Niiiiiiiiice.....
(http://lh6.ggpht.com/_-Z-IDd5vfjw/RsFRBbJTcYI/AAAAAAAACfI/iOu0OnR6-4o/DSC_0346.JPG)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Obi-Wan is lost... on December 01, 2008, 11:57:55 pm: (http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2088/2881/1600/killingmesoftly_29.jpg)
(http://movies.indiainfo.com/gallery/albums/album05/Heather_Graham1.jpg)
(http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2088/2881/1600/killingmesoftly_12.jpg)
bear with me...[site doesn't allow pics to be linked]...
http://celebritycaps.blogspot.com/2008/11/heather-graham-natascha-mcelhone-rock.html (http://celebritycaps.blogspot.com/2008/11/heather-graham-natascha-mcelhone-rock.html)
...and before you cynics say "she's faking it for a film", a few years ago a friend of mine taught a certain Ms Graham to climb!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Houdini on December 02, 2008, 12:10:35 am: (http://brandiproffitt.com/images/6.jpg)

fap fap fap
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: chillax on December 02, 2008, 01:16:59 pm: (http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3194/3076606367_3dab8afc7e.jpg?v=0)

Yes please...
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: St Hubbins on December 02, 2008, 04:21:42 pm: She looks like the one from All Saints who went out with/married Jamiroquai's Bassist
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: tomtom on December 02, 2008, 05:05:07 pm: Quote from: Houdini on December 02, 2008, 12:10:35 am
fap fap fap
Dare I ask, what does that mean??? :-\
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: milksnake on December 02, 2008, 05:09:35 pm: the sound of wrist slapping on trousers? :-\
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: namnok on December 02, 2008, 06:17:18 pm: is that alex puccio?

re,minds me of thishttp://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=tlhQMQZUWts&feature=related (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=tlhQMQZUWts&feature=related)50 seconds in

orhttp://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=FNbUJ2CarhU (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=FNbUJ2CarhU)3 mins in

and 1min 40 for noteworthynesshttp://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=vH3qONTe3k8&feature=related (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=vH3qONTe3k8&feature=related)

perving at me best
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Fiend on December 02, 2008, 06:18:55 pm: I believe the answer to the fapping question is best portrayed by Mike (http://www.sexylosers.com/028.html) out of Sexy Losers (http://www.sexylosers.com/) (there being rumours that Mike invented fapping...)

(http://www.sexylosers.com/comics/sl028.gif)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Drew on December 02, 2008, 08:47:08 pm: Quote from: namnok on December 02, 2008, 06:17:18 pm
is that alex puccio?
and 1min 40 for noteworthynesshttp://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=vH3qONTe3k8&feature=related (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=vH3qONTe3k8&feature=related)

1m44s actually!

And I do believe that Alex is our most commonly linked lady!

Additions:

(http://www.davidalbeck.com/photos/bouldering_comp/i51.jpg)

(http://www.davidalbeck.com/photos/bouldering_comp/i53.jpg)

(http://www.davidalbeck.com/photos/bouldering_comp/i55.jpg)

(http://www.davidalbeck.com/photos/bouldering_comp/i58.jpg) (http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.davidalbeck.com/photos/bouldering_comp/t57.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.davidalbeck.com/photos/bouldering_comp/index.html&usg=__oC10fhHPhxJZWdljYaT_2bkIUvI=&h=100&w=150&sz=19&hl=en&start=12&um=1&tbnid=rpmzxagg83RHCM:&tbnh=64&tbnw=96&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dalex%2Bpuccio%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DX)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Bubba on December 03, 2008, 09:20:25 am: Quote from: Drew on December 02, 2008, 08:47:08 pm
And I do believe that Alex is our most commonly linked lady!
Not sure why really :shrug:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Danger on December 03, 2008, 09:41:47 am: Quote from: Bubba on December 03, 2008, 09:20:25 am
Quote from: Drew on December 02, 2008, 08:47:08 pm
And I do believe that Alex is our most commonly linked lady!
Not sure why really :shrug:

I think it shoes what geeks we all are - we are more impressed by how hard a woman climbs rather then how hot she actually is.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Houdini on December 03, 2008, 09:46:10 am: It's got nothing to do w/ her shoes ::) It's the crop-top, you ape. :P
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: philo on December 03, 2008, 11:20:36 am: yeah fuck the climbing, she is fit as
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: GCW on December 03, 2008, 11:23:40 am: Quote from: philo on December 03, 2008, 11:20:36 am
yeah fuck the climbing, she is fit as

I'm with Bubbs on this one.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: slackline on December 03, 2008, 12:03:08 pm: Quote from: Bubba on December 03, 2008, 09:20:25 am
Quote from: Drew on December 02, 2008, 08:47:08 pm
And I do believe that Alex is our most commonly linked lady!
Not sure why really :shrug:

More people have posted links of her than any other.....oh wait, hang on, I see what you mean now :P
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Drew on December 03, 2008, 09:23:38 pm: Quote from: slack---line on December 03, 2008, 12:03:08 pm
Quote from: Bubba on December 03, 2008, 09:20:25 am
Quote from: Drew on December 02, 2008, 08:47:08 pm
And I do believe that Alex is our most commonly linked lady!
Not sure why really :shrug:
More people have posted links of her than any other.....oh wait, hang on, I see what you mean now :P

Grrrrr :P :whistle:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Adam Lincoln on December 03, 2008, 10:57:40 pm: (http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/7204_633636902391570000.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Carnage on December 03, 2008, 11:05:59 pm: Jailbait alert!!!!! We really need an age limit for pics.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: SA Chris on December 04, 2008, 08:23:09 am: not sure she's jailbait. Got bristly pits already.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Bubba on December 04, 2008, 11:27:47 am: Lots of Stone Nudes (http://demonicious.com/20081202/stone-nudes/)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Iesu on December 04, 2008, 11:40:35 am: Quote from: Adam Lincoln on December 03, 2008, 10:57:40 pm
(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/7204_633636902391570000.jpg)

why has the rock got a plaster on it (by her L hand)?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Carnage on December 04, 2008, 11:44:40 am: Quote from: SA Chris on December 04, 2008, 08:23:09 am
not sure she's jailbait. Got bristly pits already.

Just scraping 16. I feel funny - hope my name doesn't end up on a register....
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: DaveC on December 04, 2008, 11:51:48 am: Quote from: Carnage on December 04, 2008, 11:44:40 am

Just scraping 16. I feel funny - hope my name doesn't end up on a register....

Naaah, you;re OK Stu, it's the moody b&w shots of naked 13 year olds that'll get you on a register over here! :whistle:

(Sorry everybody else, it's an Australian reference!)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Jaspersharpe on December 04, 2008, 12:14:01 pm: Quote from: Carnage on December 04, 2008, 11:44:40 am
Quote from: SA Chris on December 04, 2008, 08:23:09 am
not sure she's jailbait. Got bristly pits already.

Just scraping 16. I feel funny - hope my name doesn't end up on a register....

Looks older to me. You never can tell these days..........officer.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Danger on December 04, 2008, 12:49:29 pm: STOLEN FROM robertostallioni ON ANOTHER THREAD
(http://www.flippeh.de/funPics/toLazyToRename/12%20year%20olds.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: dave on December 04, 2008, 12:57:31 pm: (http://www-sop.inria.fr/asclepios/projects/boston/pdf_icon.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: slackline on December 04, 2008, 01:07:29 pm: Quote from: dave on December 04, 2008, 12:57:31 pm
(http://www-sop.inria.fr/asclepios/projects/boston/pdf_icon.jpg)

(http://www.yorkshiresoul.org/pdf%20paedophile.gif)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Danger on December 04, 2008, 01:17:57 pm: BOOM!
(http://lh6.ggpht.com/_-Z-IDd5vfjw/RsFRBbJTcYI/AAAAAAAACfI/iOu0OnR6-4o/DSC_0346.JPG)
She is 21
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: n_man on December 05, 2008, 09:19:25 pm: Quote from: Bubba on December 04, 2008, 11:27:47 am

Lots of Stone Nudes (http://demonicious.com/20081202/stone-nudes/)

Awesome - I'm not sure the 15th one is a woman though. Since the shemale test I've been so much more careful.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Fiend on December 05, 2008, 10:37:25 pm: Quote from: Bubba on December 03, 2008, 09:20:25 am
Quote from: Drew on December 02, 2008, 08:47:08 pm
And I do believe that Alex is our most commonly linked lady!
Not sure why really :shrug:

Well yeah there's a few blokey beefcake genes in there, but showing off the veneer of puppy fat over her 6-pack IS a nice look...
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: mrjonathanr on December 06, 2008, 01:07:24 am: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=szyhQEf4RzE (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=szyhQEf4RzE)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: GCW on December 06, 2008, 09:04:45 am: Pay attention, Mr R. :lol:

(You may wish to watch the better quality Vimeo version (http://www.vimeo.com/groups/UKBouldering/videos/2173312))
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: the little drummer girl on December 14, 2008, 12:03:19 am: (http://img126.imageshack.us/img126/2299/bexbeastinka3.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

(http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/2450/hotcragchixxxwe8.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

(http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/7710/mebeingagrrrrrlnh4.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: thustler on December 14, 2008, 01:03:39 am: Hubba hubba :great:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Obi-Wan is lost... on December 14, 2008, 09:27:53 am: (http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v1306/30/123/35670223239/n35670223239_1235090_5551.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: RASTATA on December 17, 2008, 10:53:16 am: (http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/16796_633649314601875000.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Carnage on December 22, 2008, 02:18:52 am: From 8a:

(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/18743_633649872225156250.jpg)
(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/16796_633649307476718750.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: superfurrymonkey on December 22, 2008, 11:25:56 am: (http://fcorpet.free.fr/Denis/M/Grimpeuses/images/Lynn-Hill-Changing-corner-Guerin284.jpg)
(http://fcorpet.free.fr/Denis/M/Grimpeuses/images/1Patissier-Isabelle-Ph-Fragnol.jpg)
(http://fcorpet.free.fr/Denis/M/Grimpeuses/images/1-Destivelle-Catherine-Verdon.jpg)
(http://fcorpet.free.fr/Denis/M/Grimpeuses/images/Lynn-Hill-pub-dare.jpg)

Lynn Hill has the nicest legs ever imho.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: SA Chris on December 22, 2008, 12:03:33 pm: Them 3 are climbing MILF now.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: jern on December 22, 2008, 01:50:29 pm: ...Patissier isn't. She's well dessicated.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: jern on December 22, 2008, 01:54:26 pm: (http://coletteloc.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/colette1.png)
Oh yes.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: slackline on December 22, 2008, 02:01:19 pm: Quote from: jern on December 22, 2008, 01:54:26 pm
(http://coletteloc.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/colette1.png)
Oh yes.

Oh yes indeed
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: lagerstarfish on December 23, 2008, 03:10:05 am: Insomnia has forced me to run BirdBot to see what happens

Two nice outdoor shots (that come-to-my-crashpad look), two indoors (dirty realism).

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2361/2488384458_576b96bcfd_b.jpg)

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3278/2959166583_3164b45f83_b.jpg)

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3228/3012982839_fcea631689_o.jpg)

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3012/3013073761_2606c90e07_o.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Fiend on December 23, 2008, 07:44:11 pm: Quote from: lagerstarfish on December 23, 2008, 03:10:05 am
Insomnia has forced me to run BirdBot to see what happens

Two nice outdoor shots (that come-to-my-crashpad look), two indoors (that cum-on-my-tits look(#1 at least)).
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Serpico on December 23, 2008, 10:40:45 pm: post deleted
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: St Hubbins on December 24, 2008, 02:31:12 pm: Quote from: lagerstarfish on December 23, 2008, 03:10:05 am
Insomnia has forced me to run BirdBot to see what happens

Two nice outdoor shots (that come-to-my-crashpad look), two indoors (dirty realism).

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3278/2959166583_3164b45f83_b.jpg)
She's almost perfect looking whereas....

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3012/3013073761_2606c90e07_o.jpg)
... This is Ronnie Wood is it not?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: robertostallioni on December 24, 2008, 02:37:16 pm: Is that a "hint of t'rat" int eh bottom shot?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: slackline on December 24, 2008, 02:37:53 pm: Quote from: St Hubbins on December 24, 2008, 02:31:12 pm

... This is Ronnie Wood is it not?

No, its Izzy Stradlin (http://ukbouldering.com/board/index.php/topic,2309.msg178077.html#msg178077)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Adam Lincoln on January 09, 2009, 05:22:43 pm: May already have been done
(http://www.8a.nu/images/gallery/3569_633277011528281250.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Iesu on January 09, 2009, 05:27:40 pm: by who? :shag:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Will Hunt on January 09, 2009, 05:53:31 pm: (http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a184/digitalforest/Funny/Epic_Fail.jpg)

I think we need a change of attitude in this thread. An average girl wearing a pair of Scarpa Helix's on some sort of lithological structure does not qualify for this thread. The girl must be fit. A lot of these girls are looking a bit plain faced and that is unacceptable.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Monolith on January 09, 2009, 06:28:40 pm: Quote from: Will Hunt on January 09, 2009, 05:53:31 pm
I think we need a change of attitude in this thread. An average girl wearing a pair of Scarpa Helix's on some sort of lithological structure does not qualify for this thread. The girl must be fit. A lot of these girls are looking a bit plain faced and that is unacceptable.

I agree entirely and was thinking just this recently. I'd rather insert my genitals into a toaster than many of these. What happened to standards!? There's enough hunks in the thread pertaining to the opposing sex, why can't there be or can we see specimens who draw a similar parallel?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Bubba on January 09, 2009, 06:47:13 pm: Quote from: Monolith on January 09, 2009, 06:28:40 pm
I'd rather insert my genitals into a toaster than many of these. What happened to standards!?
You won't be saying that when you're ten years older :lol:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Doylo on January 09, 2009, 06:47:58 pm: Yeah this thread might aswell be called "Birds who go climbing" now. Bring on more totty!
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Doylo on January 09, 2009, 06:48:53 pm: Quote from: Bubba on January 09, 2009, 06:47:13 pm
Quote from: Monolith on January 09, 2009, 06:28:40 pm
I'd rather insert my genitals into a toaster than many of these. What happened to standards!?
You won't be saying that when you're ten years older :lol:

Monolith can pick and choose! Only the best...
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Oli on January 09, 2009, 06:56:16 pm: Lay the DFBWGC (Part II) to rest and start a Part III for the new year with revised standards of only having birds who are actually fit on it?
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Monolith on January 09, 2009, 07:01:00 pm: Why not have "very good climbers who are women pulling down on a problem of substantial difficulty in the scheme of climbing" thread and a "shit if I saw her climbing at a crag, I would instantly melt at the knees and eat every square inch of her ass if I was given the chance" thread? Otherwise we end up trawling through an inordinate number of pages of women that look like Esther Rantzen with a 20 year crack habit. In which instance my penis retreats into my ear canal rather than pulsing forth like the deserved young fellow he is.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Fiend on January 09, 2009, 07:06:06 pm: :lol: Monolith don't make me wad you again within 1/2 hour of the previous one, it would be undignified...
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Monolith on January 09, 2009, 07:20:36 pm: But you see my point? The women (or gay men) have countless lithe bodies to peruse over. It just happens that the general male aesthetic penchant is not for women resembling the aforementioned description. Obviously this is somewhat attributable to societal conditioning but try as I might, I will never be attracted to a woman who is a) made of tendon or b)resembles a Russian forestry worker.
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: magpie on January 09, 2009, 08:12:27 pm: Quote from: Fiend on January 09, 2009, 07:06:06 pm
:lol: Monolith don't make me wad you again within 1/2 hour of the previous one, it would be undignified...
Please, allow me. :thumbsup:

Monolith is right, where in the name of god are your standards lads? If your going to do it, do it right. :please:
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: slackline on January 09, 2009, 08:17:59 pm: Quote from: Monolith on January 09, 2009, 06:28:40 pm
There's enough hunks in the thread pertaining to the opposing sex

You really should have taken up the new years offer, dreamt of Richie and then treated yourself to some new music production HW ;) :P
Title: Re: Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II)
Post by: Monolith on January 09, 2009, 08:26:16 pm: I find it weird how many men feel uncomfortable in asserting whether another man is attractive or not. I can tell you from walking around Liverpool and being surrounded by orange hyper meterosexual men that I can absolutely pass judgement on whether a man is attractive or not. Incidentally, can I just assert that if it wasn't for the fact I'm in bed coming down with fever, I would not normally choose to spend a friday evening discussing attractive males.

Good work Obi on the newly conceived (and I hope closely vetted) update thread. Could I please become a moderator of said thread if the balance starts to tip even slightly into the Rantzen?