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Title: Aims for 2008
Post by: GCW on January 01, 2008, 10:18:50 pm
Yeah, someone had to start the topic.  10 things to do in 2008.  This time next year we can all laugh at only managing 1.  I'm aiming low :lol:

1.  Buckstone Dyno- never got around to trying it
2.  Mothership Reconnection (Thorn)-  looked once in adverse conditions
3.  Picnic Sarcastic +/- SDS-  Got close on a brief session years ago
4.  West Side Story
5.  Jerry's Arete (Bridestones)
6.  Sloping Beauty (Earl)
7.  Dezertion Eliminate (Brownstones)-  Stupid but it's beaten me so far
8.  Shallow Grave (Trowbarrow)-  Another one I should have done already
9.  Clash of the Titans (St Bees)-  Another venue I've never been to, sorry
10.  Big Marine (Craig Y Longridge-  Psyched to get back there

I'd also like to do something in Wales, I've never really bouldered there.  Generally I'd like to get out more than I did in '07.
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: Sloper on January 01, 2008, 10:28:24 pm
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I shall also be hoping to have some fun on the grit when the conditions improve and enjoy a trip to font.
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: GCW on January 01, 2008, 10:30:43 pm
I shall also be hoping to have some fun on the grit when the conditions improve and enjoy a trip to font.

Amen to that.
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: Moo on January 01, 2008, 10:48:21 pm
1 to heal my finger

2 spend more time being humbled in the cave of justice

3 to visit a new climbing area in the uk every month

4 to win the heart of greg chapman

5 to make love to dave westlake

6 to mess up chris chapmans hair

7 climb final curtain

8climb paroxysm/pure paroxysm

9 handy andy's at earl after it stole the end of my finger

10 keep in touch with people more

i reckon at least 2 out of those 10 might be achievable
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: Houdini on January 01, 2008, 11:41:11 pm
I'd also like to do something in Wales.


Try The Shocker (in Beddgellert), shortstuff

(http://www.northwalesbouldering.com/upload/news/shocker280.jpg)
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: andy_e on January 02, 2008, 12:18:51 am
Good thread.


1. 7b+ in any shape or form
2. one-armer
3. Produce a decent tune
4. get stronger in general
5. work harder at everything
6. stop being addicted to coke and pringles and sugar (typical geek habit)
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: Control freak on January 02, 2008, 03:31:19 am
Only the UK for 4 weeks (10 weeks and counting) so in blighty..

1) WSS
2) Blind date
3) Zoo York
4) 7B thing on the andle stone
5) Body Machine
6) Lots of other random shit Ive never got round to

As for Oz
1) Steady away at 7b+ and at least one 8a
2) A load of 7B+ boulders Ive been close on but never had the right combination of conditions/skill/strength
3) Do one turn surfing - which considering I life 10 mins walk from the beach is a pretty piss poor effort so far
4) Stay fit, healthy and uninjured for the year
5) Work on my weaknesses more
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: chappers on January 02, 2008, 08:54:59 am

 

6 to mess up chris chapmans hair



i reckon at least 2 out of those 10 might be achievable

never going to happen mate.

1) ride my bike to work in all weather.
2)one of the operas on the stone.
3)brad pitt
4)visit somewhere good in the summer.
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: Dr T on January 02, 2008, 09:00:58 am
10 things to do in 2008. 

1.  Stay injury free for a change
2.  Having come to the conclusion that I'll never be that technical train to get very strong indeed
3.  Do a handful of respectable problems (low sevens) in Font Easter half term
4.  Do a handful of respectable problems (low sevens) in North Wales over Easter
5.  Get my bug bears in the boulderfield wrapped up before access becomes an issue i.e. after a buggy is added to the bouldering gear list (see 10) - namely Acid House, Lightning Strike and Liquid Sunshine
6.  get back on a rope in Portland - finish tipping the scales and complete do the top halves of Deadlosski must die and Subyouth for starters
7.  Up my limestone grade to V8 with Lats, bolts and babes and Stomping with Bez (new cuttings)
8.  Get back on the grit next winter and visit the buggy accessible places I've been saving/staying away from recently (see 10) inc the Eagle stone, Burbage South and Curbar - any other suggestions??
9.   Not get too cynical about work
10.  Become a Dad
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: GCW on January 02, 2008, 09:09:38 am
Try The Shocker (in Beddgellert), shortstuff

That looks good (has this settled somewhere between 7a+ and 7b+?  I've ordered the guide, it hasn't arrived yet  :) ), as does the thing to the right (the problem, not the weirdo):

(http://www.northwalesbouldering.com/upload/news/3ugswall280.jpg)
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: Dave Westlake on January 02, 2008, 09:31:42 am
1 to heal my finger

2 spend more time being humbled in the cave of justice

3 to visit a new climbing area in the uk every month

4 to win the heart of greg chapman

5 to make love to dave westlake

6 to mess up chris chapmans hair

7 climb final curtain

8climb paroxysm/pure paroxysm

9 handy andy's at earl after it stole the end of my finger

10 keep in touch with people more

i reckon at least 2 out of those 10 might be achievable

I'm sure number 5 is definitely on the cards  :shag:
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: Houdini on January 02, 2008, 10:00:44 am
The Shocker; similar to the leap L of Rainbow Rocket.  Hard to imagine it was ever EX, VH at the very least mind, so, top-end B1 - mid-VH - probably V8+. 
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: GCW on January 02, 2008, 10:10:23 am
Ah, 7b+.  Cheers weirdo.
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: abarro81 on January 02, 2008, 10:32:46 am
Brad pit
The terrace

F8a(+?)
F7c onsight or flash
Lots of quality euro lime sport in general and go DWSing somewhere good with warm water again.

Headpoint:
EOTA
Simba's

Onsight/flash:
Ghost train
Hunter Killer, orange robe burning, caveman, coronary country, LOTF, king wad, painted rumour, jasmin, something more on gogarth mainn cliff, loads more classic E5s
If I get to Ireland: above and beyond, primal scream, hell's kitchen arete, lots at the burren

Not too optimistic then...!
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: Houdini on January 02, 2008, 10:54:09 am
L'Aerodynamite - straight off the dirt.


And relearn how to slab climb.
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: moose on January 02, 2008, 11:10:20 am
Aims:
- deal with a few of my Yorks grit projects, any of the following will do:
                   Underhand and either of the two Virgin face probs at Almscliff
                   Ring Piece and First Arete at Ilkley
                   DIA, Handy Andy's, Sloping Beauty, and The Flakes at Earl
                   Ben's Groove at Caley
- get back into visiting the Lakes, especially for the Bowderstone where pretty much anything harder than Picnic Sarcacstic awaits
- give sport climbing a proper go i.e. red point a project (though I'll need to find a climbing partner for this)
- climb abroad, preferably somewhere I haven't been before even if it's just Euro sport

mind you all of this requires getting stronger, unfortunately the recent trend has been for the reverse so I'd probably be content to just get back to my previous level of punterdom.
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: tommytwotone on January 02, 2008, 11:52:30 am
Now I've got some time off in (hopefully) good conditions, my list is:

Fill some of the gaps in my trad grit CV - Both Unconquerables, Chequers Buttress, Flying Buttress Direct, Long John's Slab...the list goes on
Travel a bit this winter and get 7a sport done somewhere
A 7a in Font
Start doing, and continue to do cardio stuff so I actually get a bit fitter
Get a job in about April...though it'll pain me to do so
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: Fiend on January 02, 2008, 02:43:17 pm
1. Climb remaining E2-4 routes in Lleyn section of North Wales Rock before spring.
2. Climb abroad on either Scandinavian granite or German/Czech sandstone.
3. Go on whatever bouldering / sport trips abroad are available.
4. Hang out with my mates more and do more climbing with them.
5. Climb a few remaining inspirations at Nesscliffe, Baggy, a few esoteric odds and sods, and on grit.

Errr umm. That's it?
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: andy_e on January 02, 2008, 02:44:40 pm
1. Climb remaining E2-4 routes in Lleyn section of North Wales Rock before they fall down.
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: dave on January 02, 2008, 03:06:06 pm
1. be absolutely flamboyant
2. remain SYKED
3. get AWESOME
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: cofe on January 02, 2008, 03:06:50 pm
1. dry as a bone
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: Yossarian on January 02, 2008, 03:08:47 pm
1. Climb some nice grit routes (if my trad rack is still serviceable)
2. Go bouldering with Houdini
3. Go to Font at least a couple of times
4. Climb some sunny sport routes in the autumn
5. Ride impulsively-bought freeride bike some more
6. Go swimming in impulsively-bought triathlon wetsuit some more
7. Buy house
8. Build training facility (subject to 7)
9. Buy boat (subject to 7)
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: Somebody's Fool on January 02, 2008, 04:31:26 pm
1.  Brad Pit
2.  Satan's Slip, Wolfman Jack and something on the Diamond
3.  Earn the title 'King of the Slab' at at least one UK wall
4.  Go to Font
5.  A quid in coppers
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: AndiT on January 02, 2008, 07:02:28 pm
1.  Brad Pit
2.  Satan's Slip, Wolfman Jack and something on the Diamond
3.  Earn the title 'King of the Slab' at at least one UK wall
4.  Go to Font
5.  A quid in coppers


I'll give you a quid in coppers if you become the 'King of the Slab' at Congleton Wall.

1. Scrape Johnny Brown's shins.
2. Pummel Somebody's Fool's kidneys like pistons.
3. Climb a problem that couldn't be argued to be '7b'
4. Finish off the patio.
5. Get some climbing in, walk the dogs, get some brighter boots.
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: fatdoc on January 02, 2008, 09:19:20 pm
1. not get hospitalised ALL year, made it in 07, first time in 4 years!!!
2. get fit enough to enjoy the roadbike more
3. not get injured, lose a bit of weight (see above) and get some more longterm projects done.
4. ride snowdon, should of done it last year really
5. try to get to the alps / spain for lift DH bike holiday
6. redpoint,..... something
7. hope to fuck I enjoy my climbing as much as I am at the moment for ever
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: SA Chris on January 03, 2008, 08:56:32 am
1 Not get injured
2 Make better use of flexitime to surf and use wall at lunchtime
3 Following good use of surfing flexitime, improve enough to do Scottish NW Coast and Hebrides justice
4 Following that, get some good surfing done in Oz in Autumn
5 Get some winter routes and ski touring done
6 Make an effort to get down to gritstone more often
7 get to Font
8 Have a good snowboarding trip to somewhere with decent powder
9 Have a considerably more productive year for trad and boudlering in Scotland
10 Get more mountain biking done at 7 Stanes etc (might even upgrade bike)
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: Falling Down on January 03, 2008, 09:39:25 am
1 - Not get permanently exhausted through working too hard.
2 - Be fit and strong enough to really make the most of the Banyaks boat trip in May.
3 - Finally climb a Font 7b problem (I've made it to 7a+ each year).
4 - Do lots of routes in the Summer - particularly away from the Peak
5 - Drink less and eat healthier
6 - Get lots of sleep.
7 - Acquire less stuff.
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: Adam Lincoln on January 03, 2008, 09:43:46 am
1) Eat more healthy.
2) Buy another house.
3) Get a job again in the summer after 2 years off.
4) Move from PC to Mac (Maybe)
5) Get a better DSLR and get a bit better with my photography.
6) Learn Spanish
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: GCW on January 03, 2008, 07:29:42 pm
1.  Buckstone Dyno
2.  Mothership Reconnection
3.  Picnic Sarcastic
4.  West Side Story
5.  Jerry's Arete
6.  Sloping Beauty
7.  Dezertion Eliminate
8.  Shallow Grave
9.  Clash of the Titans
10.  Big Marine

One down already.  Nice.  Video here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHtTPg9qEZk) for anyone wanting to waste 50 seconds.
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: Nibile on January 03, 2008, 08:50:59 pm
my list will probably be the most boring. anyway...
1 climb more
2 manage to spend more time each visit to foreign destinations ----->
------> 3 climb something hard (again) abroad
4 get a few projects down
5 climb better
6 become so strong it will be embarassing
7 cross step with real style on my longboard
8 don't work
9 go to hueco and rip it
10 (not in importance) get back to the peak, spend alot of time there and try the lime
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: Houdini on January 03, 2008, 08:56:32 pm
1  Get a Flex front cover 

2  Maybe go rockclimbing some

3  Do fuck loads of weights

4  fuck even more bimbos

5  Rest more
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: Stubbs on January 03, 2008, 08:59:23 pm

6 become so strong it will be embarassing


 :lol:

brilliant!
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: saltbeef on January 03, 2008, 09:35:35 pm
10 ( important) get back to the peak, spend alot of time on the lime

good plan!
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: Yossarian on January 03, 2008, 10:07:42 pm

3  Do fuck loads of weights

4  fuck even more bimbos


of course, that's what i really meant...
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: nik at work on January 03, 2008, 10:14:49 pm
1) Sell house
2) Buy a new house
3) Retire
4) Get a full nights sleep
5) Go climbing more than this year

If I get one of these ticked I'll be a happy man.
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: andy_e on January 04, 2008, 02:41:13 pm
What, no powerballing aspirations houdini?
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: Johnny Brown on January 04, 2008, 06:00:28 pm
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6 become so strong it will be embarassing

Keith really did inspire you then?

Quote
10 (not in importance) get back to the peak, spend alot of time there and try the lime

Amen to the first part, as for the second, honestly, don't bother, its stuff only locals could love, and even then only a minority do.
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: Jim on January 04, 2008, 06:25:47 pm
and when you say locals, what you really mean is freaks
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: saltbeef on January 04, 2008, 06:42:21 pm
and when you say locals, what you really mean is strong freaks
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: Johnny Brown on January 04, 2008, 06:46:36 pm
Not all of them, some are just light. All are misguided.
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: rasheed on January 05, 2008, 06:02:28 pm
8A+ motherfucker
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: ww on January 06, 2008, 06:24:19 am
get the fuk out of the U.S. for a long while  :please:
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: Bubba on January 06, 2008, 03:18:54 pm

1. Lose weight
2. Mend my knees
3. Ride ride ride
4. Pass my C+E test
5. Get a better job
6. Go climbing
7. Go caving
8. Stop drinking too much
9. Make some t-shirts
10. Get to lvl 45+ in Halo 3
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: bobkatebob on January 06, 2008, 03:27:03 pm
Well my climbing list I think is

1. get fitter
2. climb more
3. get my climbing head to a better place

Hmm sounds like my list every year  :-\

Think I need some definate goals, will have to do this thing that so many other boulderers do, and get myself a project  ;D

Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: Falling Down on January 06, 2008, 04:12:26 pm
4. Pass my C+E test

What's that?
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: Bubba on January 06, 2008, 06:38:18 pm

C+E = old Class 1

So i can drive articulated lorries :)
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: Jim on January 06, 2008, 06:42:34 pm
going for a part in pigeon street, long distance bubba?
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: Bubba on January 06, 2008, 06:54:12 pm

i just had to google pigeon street.

nah, just want to murder lorry park whores and leave them rolled up in an old bit of carpet. perfect job for it.
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: Jim on January 06, 2008, 07:09:07 pm
sweet. you could collect them in the trailer. Make sure its a refrigerated one mind, otherwise they tend to smell in my experience
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: Monolith on January 06, 2008, 07:48:18 pm
Big G Start
Finish fucking Rock Attrocity
The Sting
Bus Stop
South West Overhang sitter (hmm..)
The Malteser

Close a CoC 1.5/2 (2 if I'm lucky punk), get back into running good style, etc etc.
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: Andy F on January 06, 2008, 08:26:31 pm
1 - Conehead
2 - Overnite
3 - Grooved Arete
4 -A 7B+
5 - see point 1
6 - see  point 2
7 - see point 3
8 - well you get the picture
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: saltbeef on January 06, 2008, 08:30:03 pm
1. walk
2. get a training post
3. some more 8 action at the cove
4. get to font
5. some more shiz at rubbercon
6. rock attrocity
7. brad pit
8. lager/dave's crack/groove buttpipe
9. 3 consecutive one armers
all this kind of depends on 1. except number 9!
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: GCW on January 06, 2008, 08:37:51 pm
2. get a training post
If that's MMC you refer to, I wouldn't hold your breath.  Not meaning to be negative or owt.
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: lagerstarfish on January 06, 2008, 10:04:08 pm
No particular order of importance, but the causal relationships between these items will probably dictate the chronological order in which they are achieved - could be an all or nothing year.
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: Duma on January 07, 2008, 02:26:23 am
1.   break 1:40 for the half marathon
2.   manage to combine training for the above with improving my climbing
3.   use the fingerboard more
4.   wss
5.   the terrace
6.   visit a new area in font
7.   big boss
8.   hotline
9.   gnossienne
10. Trois hommes et un coup fin, if I can get enough pads together.
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: Carnage on January 07, 2008, 03:32:17 am
1. Get better at body boarding and stop nearly drowning.
2. Get stronger on gastons (I suck)
3. Complete all half done projects.
4. Actually stick to a hangboard routine.
5 Break the V10 bracket.
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: rasheed on January 07, 2008, 07:25:41 am

3.   use the fingerboard more



9.   gnossienne




gsoh is terribly important
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: webbo on January 07, 2008, 09:12:43 am
1.stop fucking about.
2.lose weight
3.sort daughter out
4.get away on a climbing trip
5.not get injured
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: Jim on January 07, 2008, 10:24:45 am
1.stop fucking about.
2.lose weight
3.sort daughter out
4.get away on a climbing trip
5.not get injured
snap
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: GCW on January 07, 2008, 11:52:11 am
1.stop fucking about drinking beer.
2.lose weight
3.sort daughter beer-gut out
4.get away on a climbing trip
5.not get injured or fatter than I already am

 :-[
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: rasheed on January 07, 2008, 12:53:36 pm

2.lose weight


 
dose of delhi belly should sort it out
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: Fiend on January 07, 2008, 01:18:25 pm
Have decided to remix an alternative / additional top 10 from most inspiring goals other people have mentioned:

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1. be absolutely flamboyant

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2. remain SYKED

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3. get AWESOME

Quote
1. 4. stop fucking about.

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5. work harder at everything

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6) Learn Spanish

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7 - Acquire less stuff.

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7. 8. hope to fuck I enjoy my climbing as much as I am at the moment for ever

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9 Have a considerably more productive year for trad and boudlering in Scotland

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10. (from another thread) Go to the next Detatched Fiend .

 :)
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: squeek on January 07, 2008, 05:03:13 pm
1. Not get injured
2. Climb more static, especially on hard problems
3. Get on both my bikes a lot more
4. Save money
5. Same bouldering ticklist as last year pretty much
6. Sort my head out for climbing routes
7. Climb some routes
8. Get better at digital photo processing and editing
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: Duma on January 07, 2008, 06:49:30 pm

3.   use the fingerboard more



9.   gnossienne




gsoh is terribly important

I had to look it up, good spot
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: Bubba on January 26, 2008, 01:59:45 pm
4. Pass my C+E test

Check!

Beware the roads muthafuckas coz i can now drive 40 tonnes of arctic about :)
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: Houdini on January 26, 2008, 02:08:55 pm
(http://images.easyart.com/i/prints/rw/lg/9/1/Alan-Rogers-Long-Distance-Clara-91963.jpg)
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: Houdini on January 26, 2008, 02:27:12 pm
Pull my finger out in all aspects of my existence


*  Marry mein frau

*  Sire a child

*  Go offshore to afford the above two points

*  Cease wanting to shoot people in the face when they piss me off

*  Listen to even more techno

*  Stop destroying all I write in terrible rages

*  Go on the lash w/Yossarian

*  Improve my German

*  (And the big one) Visit a dentist  *quivver*
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: GCW on January 26, 2008, 04:05:05 pm
(http://www.foogle.biz/super_bugs_mrsa/bad-teeth.jpg)
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: Houdini on January 26, 2008, 04:09:00 pm
That is fucking horrific. 


Hey you Guuuuuys!!



(Almost puntered you for that . . .)
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: Bubba on January 26, 2008, 04:16:12 pm
Somebody hasn't been flossing.
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: neil h on January 26, 2008, 05:38:57 pm
That picture is rank


Any my aim for 2008 is to finsish building all this flatpack by tomorow night
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: butters on January 27, 2008, 12:28:35 am
1. Get stronger fitter discover technique and try and be more static.
2. Get a van.
3. Climb loads all over the country (bouldering and trad).
4. Go to Font.
5. Go climbing with mates more.
6. Gorilla\Extended Warfare.
7. Get back onto grit trad at a grade above VS and stop being scared witless about it all (just scared will do).
8. Avalanche Wall (Curbar) without falling off or slumping onto gear.
9. Climb on Slate.
10. Climb abroad somewhere other than Font.

Some of that is even possible I reckon...  ;)

bluebrad
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: mark on January 27, 2008, 11:34:01 am
4. Pass my C+E test

Check!

Beware the roads muthafuckas coz i can now drive 40 tonnes of arctic about :)


Wahay, congratulations! Sounds like you got yourself a convoy! I remember having a 10-year-old's crush on Ali McGraw when I saw this.

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/05/Convoy_film_poster.jpg)
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: Fiend on January 27, 2008, 12:30:45 pm
1. Get stronger fitter discover technique and try and be more static.
2. Get a van.
3. Climb loads all over the country (bouldering and trad).
4. Go to Font.
5. Go climbing with mates more.

6. Gorilla\Extended Warfare.
7. Get back onto grit trad at a grade above VS and stop being scared witless about it all (just scared will do).
8. Avalanche Wall (Curbar) without falling off or slumping onto gear.
9. Climb on Slate.
10. Climb abroad somewhere other than Font.
Some of that is even possible I reckon...  ;)

bluebrad

Count me in for some of those, butters.

Better stop hillwalking and get TRAINING if you're keen for 1 and 6 though!  ;)
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: Fiend on January 27, 2008, 12:32:18 pm

*  Listen to even more techno


Is that actually possible??
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: Bubba on January 27, 2008, 12:41:40 pm
Wahay, congratulations! Sounds like you got yourself a convoy! I remember having a 10-year-old's crush on Ali McGraw when I saw this.

Thanks Mark :)

It's a tough test - way harder than the car test, and harder than the C (class 2) test just because of the sheer size of the trailer and the reversing.
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: Houdini on January 27, 2008, 01:20:10 pm
Little sis served in Kosovo as an articulated fuel tanker (petrol) driveress w/Logistics.  An enormous bomb on wheels. 

Story goes she lost the back-end in a ditch and had to shove the truck in too to avoid rolling it and drove up the other bank.  She took it into the field on the other side - avoiding bizarre cairns as she went (wondering what they were but grateful the rig was upright).  She exited the cairned field to be met by a flabbergasted Challenger commander who has seen the episode and said she just made him lose fifty quid.  She asked why?  You've just driven through a partially cleared minefield, was the reply.  They'd taken bets to see if she'd be toast.

She also crashed her landy into an ambulance in the Falklands - and emerged unscathed; both vehicles write-offs.  She's blind as a bat.  Like me. 

 :whistle:

Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: Bubba on January 27, 2008, 01:21:24 pm

I wouldn't want to drive a fuel tanker any where near a war zone - respect to her!
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: Houdini on January 27, 2008, 01:29:49 pm
Cracking left hook . . .
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: andy_e on January 27, 2008, 03:25:01 pm
10-4 good buddy! have you got a dog to sit in the cab with you?
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: Bubba on January 27, 2008, 03:37:04 pm

:lol: i'm working on it...

Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: a dense loner on January 27, 2008, 11:24:54 pm
when you say little sis houdini i hope you mean younger, not smaller ;)
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: Houdini on January 28, 2008, 06:34:58 am
She's got me on everything but reach, even her balls are bigger.   :(
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: GCW on July 08, 2008, 11:12:08 pm
1.  Buckstone Dyno- never got around to trying it
2.  Mothership Reconnection (Thorn)-  looked once in adverse conditions
3.  Picnic Sarcastic-  Got close on a brief session years ago
4.  West Side Story
5.  Jerry's Arete (Bridestones)
6.  Sloping Beauty (Earl)
9.  Clash of the Titans (St Bees)-  Another venue I've never been to, sorry
10.  Big Marine (Craig Y Longridge)-  Psyched to get back there, but looks even more scary due to groundwork


How's everyone getting on? 
We're over half way through 2008.  I've ticked off 2 of my 10, I'm claiming it's been too hot for the rest :lol:
So much to do, too little time.
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: Carnage on July 08, 2008, 11:29:37 pm
1. Get better at body boarding and stop nearly drowning.
2. Get stronger on gastons (I suck)
3. Complete all half done projects.
4. Actually stick to a hangboard routine.
5 Break the V10 bracket.

Well I marginally imrpoved on one although I still suck with flippers on.

All the above climbing related aims went out the window with the shoulder op. Now I my only aim is to get back on the rock and regain full strength.
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: Adam Lincoln on July 08, 2008, 11:34:02 pm
1) Eat more healthy.
2) Buy another house.
3) Get a job again in the summer after 2 years off.
4) Move from PC to Mac (Maybe)
5) Get a better DSLR and get a bit better with my photography.
6) Learn Spanish

1) Eat more healthy - Kind of have
2) Buy another house - Working on it
3) Get a job again in the summer after 2 years off - working on it
4) Move from PC to Mac (Maybe) - Tick, have a 24inch aluminium imac and white macbook now
5) Get a better DSLR and get a bit better with my photography - Tick. Now own a D200!
6) Learn Spanish - Errr, its better than it was!
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: SA Chris on July 09, 2008, 08:18:14 am
1 Not get injured - apart from minor fucked back nothing major so far
2 Make better use of flexitime to surf and use wall at lunchtime - have done, although summer has been awful. New longboard is fun though.
3 Following good use of surfing flexitime, improve enough to do Scottish NW Coast and Hebrides justice - Not got there yet!
4 Following that, get some good surfing done in Oz in Autumn - plan scrapped flights too expensive
5 Get some winter routes and ski touring done - loads of ski touring, double usual quota of winter roues and did 2
6 Make an effort to get down to gritstone more often - only once this year!
7 get to Font - did, good trip in spite of rain
8 Have a good snowboarding trip to somewhere with decent powder - Keystone - big tick there!
9 Have a considerably more productive year for trad and boudlering in Scotland - spring was excellent, strugglinmg with crap summer
10 Get more mountain biking done at 7 Stanes etc (might even upgrade bike) - not done much at all, syill thinking about new bike
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: SA Chris on July 09, 2008, 08:18:55 am
So much to do, too little time.

You still working then?
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: webbo on July 09, 2008, 08:43:08 am
1.stop fucking about.- not a chance
2.lose weight- some hope
3.sort daughter out-fingers crossed
4.get away on a climbing trip-4 days in font and 2 weeks in tenerife
5.not get injured-current status.clicking little finger to go with lumpy finger,elbows not great and my backs fucked.
so its going well this year.
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: Johnny Brown on July 09, 2008, 09:21:59 am
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2) Buy another house - Working on it
3) Get a job again in the summer after 2 years off - working on it

Give us some tips on how to ACHIEVE Adam, I've clearly missed a trick here.
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: nik at work on July 09, 2008, 09:30:51 am
1) Sell house
2) Buy a new house
3) Retire
4) Get a full nights sleep
5) Go climbing more than this year

If I get one of these ticked I'll be a happy man.
1 - Have you seen the state of the property market.
2 - I refer you to aim 1.
3 - Plan scuppered by developing a stay-at-home-mom wife.
4 - Yes, yes, fucking yes. There was a time when I never thoughjt it would happen.
5 - Incredibly I managed this also.
 :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:GOOD TIMES :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: butters on July 09, 2008, 09:53:07 am
1. Get stronger fitter discover technique and try and be more static.
2. Get a van.
3. Climb loads all over the country (bouldering and trad).
4. Go to Font.
5. Go climbing with mates more.
6. Gorilla\Extended Warfare.
7. Get back onto grit trad at a grade above VS and stop being scared witless about it all (just scared will do).
8. Avalanche Wall (Curbar) without falling off or slumping onto gear.
9. Climb on Slate.
10. Climb abroad somewhere other than Font.

1. Might have discovered technique and feeling relatively strong at the minute.
2. Another month and the van becomes a possibility.
3. Ireland, Cornwall and peak lime so far this year and off to North Wales tomorrow - plenty of trips arranged elsewhere.
4. Hopefully later this year.
5. Tick - will be a double tick if\when I can get the Fiend out.
6. Worked the opening moves but haven't been back since - autumn\winter project.
7. Lyons Corner House done yesterday - was a bit "Ooooh fuck!!" as I didn't place the obvious (in retrospect) big fat runner at the crux but not too bad.
8. Still to be done.
9. See 3
10. Kalymnos hopefully in October

Going well all in all.

bluebrad
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: Falling Down on July 09, 2008, 10:12:05 am
1 - Not get permanently exhausted through working too hard - Jan/Feb was bad but the rest of the year has been OK so far and I've been doing lots of running, biking etc
2 - Be fit and strong enough to really make the most of the Banyaks boat trip in May - Ticked... felt great and surfed every day
3 - Finally climb a Font 7b problem (I've made it to 7a+ each year) - Just getting started on the climbing front and psyched though so hopefully this will come later this year
4 - Do lots of routes in the Summer - particularly away from the Peak - Just getting started weather permitting.
5 - Drink less and eat healthier - Done well on this one having cut down on the booze massively
6 - Get lots of sleep - Less travel at work and going to bed earlier really helps
7 - Acquire less stuff - Aside from the hardtail and the new puppy I can't think of anything I've acquired this yearand I got rid of loads of crap in the Spring

Going pretty well overall....
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: Fiend on July 09, 2008, 10:50:04 am
1. Climb remaining E2-4 routes in Lleyn section of North Wales Rock before spring.
no - ran out of time/weather/opportunity
2. Climb abroad on either Scandinavian granite or German/Czech sandstone.
no - still got time yet
3. Go on whatever bouldering / sport trips abroad are available.
a bit - font x 2, costa blanca weekend - but stopped due to injury
4. Hang out with my mates more and do more climbing with them.
no - injured, mates mostly climb local / sport / bouldering, can't do that
5. Climb a few remaining inspirations at Nesscliffe, Baggy, a few esoteric odds and sods, and on grit.
 no - injury etc etc

Errr umm. That's it?


Have decided to remix an alternative / additional top 10 from most inspiring goals other people have mentioned:

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1. be absolutely flamboyant
kinda - putting more effort into beanie style and t-shirt colours, and got some good tunes busting out of the ride

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2. remain SYKED
kinda - but has to be put on hold due to injury

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3. get AWESOME
no - injured

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1. 4. stop fucking about.
no

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5. work harder at everything
no

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6) Learn Spanish
have increased vocab from about 5 words to about 10 and sometimes not afraid to use them

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7 - Acquire less stuff.
ummm yeah, with the exception of dnb cds

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7. 8. hope to fuck I enjoy my climbing as much as I am at the moment for ever
yes, when it actually happens, love it as much as ever

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9 Have a considerably more productive year for trad and boudlering in Scotland
yes yes fucking yes, two full weeks in May

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10. (from another thread) Go to the next Detatched Fiend .
no - too lazy for clubbing

  :-\

Hope that's adequately informative
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: SA Chris on July 09, 2008, 10:51:14 am
2 - Be fit and strong enough to really make the most of the Banyaks boat trip in May - Ticked... felt great and surfed every day

Be nice to see some pics? From that? At some point? This year? Maybe?
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: Adam Lincoln on July 09, 2008, 11:41:15 am
Quote
2) Buy another house - Working on it
3) Get a job again in the summer after 2 years off - working on it

Give us some tips on how to ACHIEVE Adam, I've clearly missed a trick here.

It was all down to circumstances, no luck or special skills involved....
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: Falling Down on July 09, 2008, 12:18:17 pm
Be nice to see some pics? From that? At some point? This year? Maybe?

 :oops: You're not the only one. I ended up with 3,500 pics on my laptop that I'm the process of sorting, editing and building a slideshow to put up online. I'm nearly there but it might be a week or so yet.....
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: GCW on July 09, 2008, 12:27:22 pm
So much to do, too little time.

You still working then?

No, 4 more weeks of freedom.  However, the kids haven't been well recently and the wife is back at work so it's going to limit free days.  Plus the weather has been duff for a week or 2.

Is there ever time to do all the climbing you want to?
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: Nibile on July 09, 2008, 12:52:12 pm
my list will probably be the most boring. anyway...
1 climb more WOW NOT EVEN CLOSE
2 manage to spend more time each visit to foreign destinations -----> WOW NOT EVEN CLOSE
------> 3 climb something hard (again) abroad CLOSE TO THIS ONE, SOME QUICK 7B/+ IN FONT
4 get a few projects down YES YES FUCKING YES OUT OF SERVICE, THE FIRST OF THE MOHICANS!!!
5 climb better CURRENTLY GETTING CLOSE
6 become so strong it will be embarassing WORKING ON THIS ONE
7 cross step with real style on my longboard VERY VERY LITTLE SURF THIS YEAR, BUT HAPPY ABOUT STYLE AND MONOLITH AND RICH CAN TELL!!! ;-)
8 don't work NOT EVEN VAGUELY CLOSE BUT WORKING ON SOMETHING INTERESTING
9 go to hueco and rip it ERR...
10 (not in importance) get back to the peak, spend alot of time there and try the lime THE FIRST AND LAST WERE OK, SADLY JUST TWO DAYS, BUT TEO DAYS OF JOY!!!
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: Moo on July 09, 2008, 03:39:04 pm
1 to heal my finger

2 spend more time being humbled in the cave of justice

3 to visit a new climbing area in the uk every month

4 to win the heart of greg chapman

5 to make love to dave westlake

6 to mess up chris chapmans hair

7 climb final curtain

8climb paroxysm/pure paroxysm

9 handy andy's at earl after it stole the end of my finger

10 keep in touch with people more

i reckon at least 2 out of those 10 might be achievable

1 i think this is done now mostly just scar tissue left over

2 not been back can't stand the steepness and another ruthless bumming from doylo

3 so far yes (purely by chance i might add)

4 it was always mine anyway

5  :shag: all over it

6 his hair gel just provides too strong a hold

7 very close overlapping halves should have done it a couple of weeks ago but i'm shit so.....

8 no chance can do all the moves but linking to the top and bottom halfs through the undercut is just too hard atm

9 haven't been back

10 achieved this mainly through the magic of facebook
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: Andy F on July 09, 2008, 03:48:57 pm
1 - Conehead
2 - Overnite
3 - Grooved Arete
4 -A 7B+
5 - see point 1
6 - see  point 2
7 - see point 3
8 - well you get the picture


Got to say that I achieved a whopping 0/all  :(

Newtarget is just to get back climbing at some point in the future.
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: GCW on July 09, 2008, 08:42:02 pm
Still time left in 2008 Andy.  I hope you get back into things soon.
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: BenF on July 09, 2008, 09:00:31 pm
Newtarget is just to get back climbing at some point in the future.

Get to it Andy, you are missed from the Merseyside massive.  If we get a new board venue sorted will you join us?
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: lagerstarfish on July 09, 2008, 09:02:46 pm
No particular order of importance, but the causal relationships between these items will probably dictate the chronological order in which they are achieved - could be an all or nothing year.
  • sort out gout/arthritis/extreme-toe-pain vs decent climbing footwear problem
tick
  • loose at least a stone in weight (13st 8lb ish now)
14st 3lb : arse
  • boulder harder than 7b+ for the first time
2nd 7b+ in Font
  • stay motivated
urrrm
  • keep up deadhang regime
nearly
  • regain six-pack abs
lightyears away
  • do some front lever pull ups
almost - sloppy form
  • start training for planche press ups (will take longer than a year to get there)
started - 2 years looks about right
  • have a second year free of significant finger injuries
tick
  • sustain very happy relationship
YES, YES, FUCKING YES !

Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: BenF on July 09, 2008, 09:10:19 pm
I could have sworn I posted some aims in this thread way back.  Oh well, maybe that suggests something about my aimless lifestyle...

Anyway, I kind of aimed to:

1) Finish of the text I promised for the Cheshire guide
2) Run a sub 1:20 half marathon
3) Finally manage to climb at St Bees
4) Climb a proper 7c in Font
5) Onsight Black Magic
6) Paint the bathroom
7) Go back to Magic

I have so far...

1) Ticked it.
2) Not entered one this year (blaming Dolph for having his stag do when my local half was on).
3) Spent a wonderful couple of days at St Bees and did everything.  Well not quite but did most that I wanted to do.
4) Managed a 7b+/7c.  So no.
5) Waiting for conditions.
6) Girlfriend painted the bathroom whilst I went to the Orme.  Get in.
7) I leave on the 3rd August for nearly a month in Switzerland.
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: Monolith on July 09, 2008, 09:14:48 pm
They sound more like chores than aims! Get some real aims monster. We're dealing with numbers and innane feats here - the spice of life.
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: Yossarian on July 09, 2008, 10:12:47 pm
1. Climb some nice grit routes (if my trad rack is still serviceable)
Nope. It's all locked away somewhere.
2. Go bouldering with Houdini
Nope.
3. Go to Font at least a couple of times
Ha ha. Nope.
4. Climb some sunny sport routes in the autumn
Not there yet, but probably nope.
5. Ride impulsively-bought freeride bike some more
It's also in storage.
6. Go swimming in impulsively-bought triathlon wetsuit some more
Nope. The wetsuit case is now home to a plethora of Indian cigarettes.
7. Buy house
Are you joking?
8. Build training facility (subject to 7)
Fuck off.
9. Buy boat (subject to 7)
Ditto

However...

Finish novel.
Tick...
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: BenF on July 10, 2008, 08:03:15 am
They sound more like chores than aims! Get some real aims monster. We're dealing with numbers and innane feats here - the spice of life.

Hi, my name is Tom and these are my aims...

1) lift more dumbells than that dumb bell Rich
2) live on less than £5 a month
3) climb another boulder problem this year
4) have a wash
5) polish the Tor
6) errrr, CRUSH!

Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: Monolith on July 10, 2008, 04:20:40 pm
I'd like to see you trying to string ten pounds out over a month! It can be done but yesterday was a low point when Donnelly had to buy us a bag of Netto goods to keep existing. Hard times.
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: Jaspersharpe on July 10, 2008, 04:39:31 pm
Blah blah blah...

I don't see "Buy big fuck off LPG fuelled V8 monster truck - TICK!" on that list.
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: Jim on July 10, 2008, 06:22:12 pm
It should be on everyones list
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: philo on July 11, 2008, 12:11:22 am
my aims are:
1: remain psyched and train even tho its the last year of uni
2: timmy tip toes 7b - shaftoe.
3: get back to font and do carnage
4: get back to magic or cresh or any swis rock
5: climb 7c in the uk
6: finally put up my moon board..
7: climb in north wales
8: visit queens crag
9: spend more time at kyloe in
10: learn how to beast the powerball properly as i get over exited and lose rythem. pathetic i know
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: grumpycrumpy on July 11, 2008, 07:21:20 pm
Blah blah blah...

I don't see "Buy big fuck off LPG fuelled V8 monster truck - TICK!" on that list.
Having seen said V8 monster truck all I can say is .... I WANT ONE TOO ..... It's even got a pull up/deadhang bar in the back for fucks sake ....
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: lagerstarfish on July 11, 2008, 07:24:16 pm
Blah blah blah...

I don't see "Buy big fuck off LPG fuelled V8 monster truck - TICK!" on that list.

TICK  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: Paul B on July 11, 2008, 10:44:04 pm
picture? I tried to buy an LPG fuelled V8 American camper thing but no one would insure it, well someone would but they said "we haven't got that on our list but we can insure it as....A MUSTANG! and issue you with a cover notice accepting this"...Crazy cats.
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: GCW on July 11, 2008, 10:58:07 pm
Here's a sneaky pic of Lager's new Monster Truck, with added BLING

(http://www.up.ac.za/organizations/movup/images/minefun/indian_haul_truck.jpg)
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: Falling Down on July 12, 2008, 12:32:06 am
I forgot to add another tick.  For the last five years or so I've wanted to cover up the tatty tatts on the right arm with a high quality traditional Irezumi half sleeve and chest/shoulder piece but never found a suitable artist in a suitable location.  A few weeks back I finally got started...

Here's the start of the inside koi.

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3170/2656459889_5a65bae290.jpg?v=0)

It's an interesting process so to add to the vanity I've been adding to the blog.
 
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: Dr T on July 13, 2008, 01:25:14 pm

10 things to do in 2008. 

1.  Stay injury free for a change

touch wood....


2.  Having come to the conclusion that I'll never be that technical train to get very strong indeed

getting there

3.  Do a handful of respectable problems (low sevens) in Font Easter half term

four 7a's and a 7a+ in not great conditions... plus got my arse kicked on a slack line by Jo Montchausse....


4.  Do a handful of respectable problems (low sevens) in North Wales over Easter

3 7a's and 2 7a+'s in two sessions whilst ducking the snow and sleet....

5.  Get my bug bears in the boulderfield wrapped up before access becomes an issue i.e. after a buggy is added to the bouldering gear list (see 10) - namely Acid House, Lightning Strike and Liquid Sunshine

haven't been psyched so go beating my way through the brambles...

6.  get back on a rope in Portland - finish tipping the scales and complete do the top halves of Deadlosski must die and Subyouth for starters

tipping - tick, Deadlosski - tick, plus others inc Rubicon up peak ways


7.  Up my limestone grade to V8 with Lats, bolts and babes and Stomping with Bez (new cuttings)

Stompin' - tick, lats... never gonna happen, not a slab climber...

8.  Get back on the grit next winter and visit the buggy accessible places I've been saving/staying away from recently (see 10) inc the Eagle stone, Burbage South and Curbar - any other suggestions??

did Gorilla warfare and early doors in one evening session but otherwise not gonna get round to these particular areas this year but maybe in '09 - see 10

9.   Not get too cynical about work

had my moments but overall not bad....

10.  Become a Dad

Not gonna happen this year, unless it's early - 3 month scan was done on Thursday and everything looks good - due date 15th Jan - life will change  ;D

Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: Eddies on July 13, 2008, 02:13:00 pm
1. Have month or two on the lime to gain uber finger strength and accurate footwork.
2. Keep up the weights routine.
3. Do Fecking 'Bizarre' (Churnet) before it crumbles away forever!
4. Improve weekend Hangover/Sober climbing ratio from 80/20 to at least 50/50
5. Improve topping out technique and remember to hold it together thus avoiding 'dying seal'
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: saltbeef on July 13, 2008, 05:35:15 pm

1. walk
tick
2. get a training post
tick
3. some more 8 action at the cove
not even been
4. get to font
tick
5. some more shiz at rubbercon
tick
6. rock attrocity
sOOOOOOO close
7. brad pit
failed miserably
8. lager/dave's crack/groove buttpipe
not even been
9. 3 consecutive one armers
2.5... on right, 2 on left. currently injured finger so right will be the target.
all this kind of depends on 1. except number 9!

Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: cowboyhat on July 14, 2008, 10:22:02 pm

9. 3 consecutive one armers
2.5... on right, 2 on left. currently injured finger so right will be the target.



8c/5c
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: tommytwotone on July 14, 2008, 11:01:27 pm
Now I've got some time off in (hopefully) good conditions, my list is:

Fill some of the gaps in my trad grit CV - Both Unconquerables, Chequers Buttress, Flying Buttress Direct, Long John's Slab...the list goes on
Travel a bit this winter and get 7a sport done somewhere
A 7a in Font
Start doing, and continue to do cardio stuff so I actually get a bit fitter
Get a job in about April...though it'll pain me to do so

First one - getting there, have done a few of the classic HVSs, a few random E1, a couple of E2s and onsighted Telli the other week
Second one - did the travelling thing but not the 7a sport thing
Third one - finally did one after a few years of trying, Gravitron
Fourth one - back playing squash and going the gym so that's helping
Fifth one -sadly, done that as well, thus knackering up carrying on doing all the above for the forseeable future...though we see.

As we're halfway, I'm adding the following:

Cut down on eating so much crap at work
Actually get some core strength
60+ three dart average

Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: r-man on July 14, 2008, 11:08:34 pm
Cut down on eating so much crap at work
Actually get some core strength
60+ three dart average

Aren't 1 and 3 conflicting aims?
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: Houdini on July 22, 2008, 04:33:01 pm
Pay that NI bill I swept under the carpet couple of years back . . .      :whistle:
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: Jaspersharpe on July 28, 2008, 01:49:50 pm
picture? I tried to buy an LPG fuelled V8 American camper thing but no one would insure it, well someone would but they said "we haven't got that on our list but we can insure it as....A MUSTANG! and issue you with a cover notice accepting this"...Crazy cats.

(http://i37.tinypic.com/1zvaf5l.jpg)

Turns out it's "only" V6 but is mint. Lagers is going to sort the daft skirting out.
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: slackline on July 28, 2008, 01:58:09 pm

(http://i37.tinypic.com/1zvaf5l.jpg)

Turns out it's "only" V6 but is mint. Lagers is going to sort the daft skirting out.

Why?  Lick of black paint, a nice tail fender and a red-stripe down the side and away you go, Faceman.  I reckon Lagers' would look good with a Mohican too  :lol:

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/93/Ateam.jpg)
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: Jaspersharpe on July 28, 2008, 02:00:54 pm
This idea has already been discussed.  ;)
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: dave on July 28, 2008, 02:40:33 pm
one of you would have to black up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfpfWOUt2RM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfpfWOUt2RM)
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: lagerstarfish on October 09, 2008, 12:27:50 pm
No particular order of importance, but the causal relationships between these items will probably dictate the chronological order in which they are achieved - could be an all or nothing year.
  • sort out gout/arthritis/extreme-toe-pain vs decent climbing footwear problem
  • loose at least a stone in weight (13st 8lb ish now)
  • boulder harder than 7b+ for the first time
  • stay motivated
  • keep up deadhang regime
  • regain six-pack abs
  • do some front lever pull ups
  • start training for planche press ups (will take longer than a year to get there)
  • have a second year free of significant finger injuries
  • sustain very happy relationship


 :-\

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sort out gout/arthritis/extreme-toe-pain vs decent climbing footwear problem
Totally avoided the issue by not going climbing

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loose at least a stone in weight (13st 8lb ish now)[/
Now 14st 8lb. Arse.

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boulder harder than 7b+ for the first time
Unlikely to happen

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stay motivated
Motivation disappeared for the summer - now back  :thumbsup:

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keep up deadhang regime
As above.

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regain six-pack abs
No chance.

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do some front lever pull ups
Came close - might happen.

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start training for planche press ups
Managed first tucked planche pressup. SYKED

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have a second year free of significant finger injuries
Yes, yes, fucking YES. So far...

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sustain very happy relationship
Not only has she agreed to marry me, I am going to be a dad again  :dance1:  :thumbsup:  :bounce:  ;D

Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: magpie on October 09, 2008, 12:45:13 pm
If I write down my aims will it make more likely to do them?   :-\

Currently, I am aiming to be less weak and fat unfit by Christmas.  That's a bit general isn't it.  I need to give it more thought or hire an angry man to shout at me and make me do things.

I have one clear aim for 2009 though: Touch Chris Sharma on his actual real life body, ideally that will look a bit like this --->   :kiss2:

Congrats Lagers, mainly for the last one  ;D
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: unclesomebody on October 09, 2008, 12:49:27 pm
If I write down my aims will it make more likely to do them?   :-\

Currently, I am aiming to be less weak and fat unfit by Christmas.  That's a bit general isn't it.  I need to give it more thought or hire an angry man to shout at me and make me do things.

I have one clear aim for 2009 though: Touch Chris Sharma on his actual real life body, ideally that will look a bit like this --->   :kiss2:

Congrats Lagers, mainly for the last one  ;D

This really is easy to do. Just find out where he's going to be bouldering, then happen to be there when he arrives to try the same thing. When he has a go make sure you are underneath him, arms aloft, and then touch him as he falls off (which he does occasionally).  It wasn't so difficult from what I remember...  ;)  Good luck!
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: lagerstarfish on October 09, 2008, 12:54:55 pm
I have one clear aim for 2009 though: Touch Chris Sharma on his actual real life body, ideally that will look a bit like this --->    :shag:

Congrats Lagers, mainly for the last one 

Cheers Mag. The last one is the most important.
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: magpie on October 09, 2008, 12:57:43 pm
  It wasn't so difficult from what I remember...  ;)  Good luck!
Have you really touched him?  :o

Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: Jaspersharpe on October 09, 2008, 01:03:06 pm

Cheers Mag. The last one is the most important.


I should say!

Especially as the rest are mainly variations on "I've been lazy and got fat(ter)".  :lol:  ;)
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: lagerstarfish on October 09, 2008, 01:07:42 pm

Cheers Mag. The last one is the most important.


I should say!

Especially as the rest are mainly variations on "I've been lazy and got fat(ter)".  :lol:  ;)

I have been very content and as a result have got fatter.
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: Jaspersharpe on October 09, 2008, 01:12:14 pm
 ;D

I'm sort of envious as if I got fatter I could never be content.  :-\
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: nik at work on October 09, 2008, 01:17:35 pm
By increasing his contents he's got fatter.

(Congrats Lagers)
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: lagerstarfish on October 09, 2008, 01:23:52 pm
By increasing his contents he's got fatter.

(Congrats Lagers)

That posts reads like a clue from The Daily Telegraph cryptic crossword.
How many letters?

Ta. ;D
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: Jaspersharpe on October 09, 2008, 02:20:43 pm
By increasing his contents he's got fatter.

(Congrats Lagers)

That posts reads like a clue from The Daily Telegraph cryptic crossword.
How many letters?

Ta. ;D

Large Gross Cant? (Works using a Guy Ritchie character accent)
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: SA Chris on October 09, 2008, 02:33:21 pm
Fuck, that time of year for tallying already.

1 Not get injured

Minor back hassles - but a general tick

2 Make better use of flexitime to surf and use wall at lunchtime

Yes on flexitime, although it's been a poor summer for waves, although getting a longboard has made it a lot more fun

3 Following good use of surfing flexitime, improve enough to do Scottish NW Coast and Hebrides justice

HA HA

4 Following that, get some good surfing done in Oz in Autumn

HA HA HA

5 Get some winter routes and ski touring done

Double no of winter routes from previous years to 2. got some great ski tours in

6 Make an effort to get down to gritstone more often

HA HA HA HA - Once. Some good Northumberland trips though.
7 get to Font

Great week at maisonbleau (with average weather), ending in a similar result to lager's marriage bit!

8 Have a good snowboarding trip to somewhere with decent powder

Tick

9 Have a considerably more productive year for trad and boudlering in Scotland

Tick - great spring, average summer

10 Get more mountain biking done at 7 Stanes etc (might even upgrade bike)

Upgraded bike, but not done much at 7 Stanes. Good local stuff though.
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: nik at work on October 09, 2008, 02:51:19 pm
1) Sell house
Have you seen the housing market lately? No neither have I...
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2) Buy a new house
Due to failure at step 1 step 2 is not gonna happen...
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3) Retire
Or alternatively work more and more and more and more aaarrrggghhhhhhhhh.....
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4) Get a full nights sleep
Iced like an expensive wedding cake, oh yeah.
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5) Go climbing more than this year
YYFY, dunno how but that aim is ticked.

Also got the wife to concede that:
1) moving to Font was in principle possible
2) spending several months tootling round Europe in a couple of years is a great idea

Given that aims 1)-3) are no-hopers I'm going to optimistically replace them with:
1) Jess's Roof
2) Iron Man
3) Something classic old-school in the Peak, maybe Jerrys Traverse at the Plantation?
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: andy_e on October 12, 2008, 09:54:03 pm
ending in a similar result to lager's marriage bit!

 :shag: ?

 :hug: ?

Either or, congrats
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: Munkii on October 13, 2008, 07:50:56 am
maybe the "aims for 2009" thread should be realeased soon?
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: SA Chris on October 13, 2008, 08:36:38 am

 :shag: ?

 :hug: ?

Either or, congrats


? Not sure what

:shag: ?

:hug: ?

Means, but we got engaged anyway. Thanks
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: lagerstarfish on October 13, 2008, 08:46:23 am

we got engaged

Hurray! Congratulations  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: GCW on October 13, 2008, 08:56:53 am
maybe the "aims for 2009" thread should be realeased soon?

I will "release" it on 01/01/2009, one year after this was released.  I can't put it out any sooner because I'm unsure how many '08 aims will be on the '09 list.

Or maybe we should get another 10 for '09 and add the '08 ones on- it'll be impossible to acheive :lol:
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: SA Chris on October 13, 2008, 09:34:58 am

we got engaged

Hurray! Congratulations  :thumbsup:

Cheers. I blame the romance of Paris in the Springtime.
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: GCW on November 16, 2008, 03:37:16 pm
After a while pissing about with duff sequences (which everyone else seems to use fine), I suddenly got a sequence that worked for me and Mothership Reconnection was in the bag.  3 out of 10 with 6 weeks to go.


1.  Buckstone Dyno
2.  Mothership Reconnection Tick!!
3.  Picnic Sarcastic
4.  West Side Story
5.  Jerry's Arete
6.  Sloping Beauty
7.  Dezertion Eliminate Tick!!
8.  Shallow Grave Tick!!
9.  Clash of the Titans
10.  Big Marine
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: grumpycrumpy on November 16, 2008, 05:04:52 pm
Move pile of left over sand  from flat into Broadfield in surreptitious ' great escape' manner , tick .......
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: andy_e on November 16, 2008, 07:14:46 pm
Good thread.


1. 7b+ in any shape or form  TICKED
2. one-armer  nope
3. Produce a decent tune   nope
4. get stronger in general   getting there
5. work harder at everything   eh-heh, nope  :-[
6. stop being addicted to coke and pringles and sugar (typical geek habit)  sorta
:dance1:
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: nik at work on December 31, 2008, 11:26:43 am
1) Jess's Roof

2) Iron Man

3) Something classic old-school in the Peak, maybe Jerrys Traverse at the Plantation?

4) Get a full nights sleep

5) Go climbing more than this year

Final analysis time on the last day of the year.

I have managed to realise success in items 2), 4) and 5)

Items 1) and 3) have rolled over into next years ticklist.

Overall I very pleased with how things have panned out, something to build on for next year.

Anybody else care/dare to admit how their year has gone?
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: Nibile on December 31, 2008, 03:40:10 pm

1 climb more
2 manage to spend more time each visit to foreign destinations ----->
------> 3 climb something hard (again) abroad
4 get a few projects down
5 climb better
6 become so strong it will be embarassing
7 cross step with real style on my longboard
8 don't work
9 go to hueco and rip it
10 (not in importance) get back to the peak, spend alot of time there and try the lime

1 dammit not even close
2 five days in font and 2 in chironico earned me 7b+ and 7b+/7c so...
...3 not even close!!!
4 dammit yes they are so down you have to dig them out to cilmb them now
5 lately yes, just in time!!!
6 not even close even if i managed to embarass myself sometimes
7 barely surfed sigh...
8 not even close
9 not even close
10 (almost done) i got back, i went to parisella's cave with 3 hours of sleep and got crushed by rock atrocity
oh well...
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: GCW on December 31, 2008, 04:26:35 pm
1.  Buckstone Dyno
2.  Mothership Reconnection Tick!!
3.  Picnic Sarcastic
4.  West Side Story
5.  Jerry's Arete
6.  Sloping Beauty
7.  Dezertion Eliminate Tick!!
8.  Shallow Grave Tick!!
9.  Clash of the Titans
10.  Big Marine


No further progress, so 7 of these roll-over to my Aims For 2009. (http://ukbouldering.com/board/index.php/topic,10711.0/topicseen.html)
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: Dr T on December 31, 2008, 05:24:08 pm
10 things to do in 2008. 

1.  Stay injury free for a change
Not a chance  :(
2.  Having come to the conclusion that I'll never be that technical train to get very strong indeed
Getting there 2009 will be better  :-\
3.  Do a handful of respectable problems (low sevens) in Font
tick
4.  Do a handful of respectable problems (low sevens) in North Wales over Easter
tick
5.  Get my bug bears in the boulderfield wrapped up before access becomes an issue i.e. after a buggy is added to the bouldering gear list (see 10) - namely Acid House, Lightning Strike and Liquid Sunshine
could get excited about the boulder field...
6.  get back on a rope in Portland - finish tipping the scales and complete do the top halves of Deadlosski must die and Subyouth for starters
Deadlosski tick, subyouth in 2009
7.  Up my limestone grade to V8 with Lats, bolts and babes and Stomping with Bez (new cuttings)
stompin' tick  ;D
8.  Get back on the grit next winter and visit the buggy accessible places I've been saving/staying away from recently (see 10) inc the Eagle stone, Burbage South and Curbar - any other suggestions??
didn't quite work out
9.   Not get too cynical about work
erm, not too bad.. ::)
10.  Become a Dad
Dr Junior is due on the 15th  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: Monolith on December 31, 2008, 05:35:02 pm
10 (almost done) i got back, i went to parisella's cave with 3 hours of sleep and got crushed by rock atrocity
oh well...

I'm surprised you managed to get on the train after that most epic of journeys, let alone do the problem in two halves. Have faith bestia!!!

Big G Start
Finish fucking Rock Attrocity
The Sting
Bus Stop
South West Overhang sitter (hmm..)
The Malteser

Close a CoC 1.5/2 (2 if I'm lucky punk), get back into running good style, etc etc.


Hmmm. Few done! I abandoned ship on The Sting when I realised that it's gash  and painful for me beyond words! This was  substituted with Under the Bridge (which got done). Rock Attrocity left me fondling the slot many a time but then partied too much to retain P.E. This did however, keep my weight low and my sex drive high from all  the dancing.

Captains of Crush 1.5 was closed once on two separate occasions after some prolonged sessions.

Managed one session on Big G in way too hot conditions so keen to revisit. Much more focused this year having  tried some new things.

In summary, a) I need to spend less time on the board getting erect about silly little things and fondle some rock.
b) continue integrating miscellaneous hardware and software in the studio
c)make sure I hold it together enough tonight to talk to a certain girl.

Good luck in your aspirations for '09 holmes!!
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: Duma on December 31, 2008, 06:33:46 pm
1.   break 1:40 for the half marathon
2.   manage to combine training for the above with improving my climbing
3.   use the fingerboard more
4.   wss
5.   the terrace
6.   visit a new area in font
7.   big boss
8.   hotline
9.   gnossienne
10. Trois hommes et un coup fin, if I can get enough pads together.

1. 1:30:49, get in.
2. No, but not lost too much ground.
3-5 Nope
6. Of course
7-10 Nope - didn't get on BB, hotline was wet, gnossienne was hard, trois homme et un coup fin was scary  :boohoo:

Think I should avoid specific climbing aims in future...
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: lagerstarfish on January 01, 2009, 12:49:23 pm
Move pile of left over sand  from flat into Broadfield in surreptitious ' great escape' manner , tick .......

In between his sediment shifting visits to the pub, Grumpy managed to whore his way into the 6a club  :beer2:
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: abarro81 on January 01, 2009, 01:13:13 pm
Brad pit - tick
The terrace - tick

F8a(+?) -tickety tick tick for both
F7c onsight or flash - tick, unexpectedly went one better and onsighted and flashed 7c+ too
Lots of quality euro lime sport in general and go DWSing somewhere good with warm water again. - plenty of euro lime, but no DWS, even above cold grey water.. must correct this next summer.

Headpoint:
EOTA
Simba's  - not done either, but not been very psyched for grit routes.

Onsight/flash:
Ghost train
Hunter Killer, orange robe burning, caveman, coronary country, LOTF, king wad, painted rumour, jasmin, something more on gogarth mainn cliff, loads more classic E5s
If I get to Ireland: above and beyond, primal scream, hell's kitchen arete, lots at the burren
-did lord, above and beyond, a reasonable amount at the burren and a decent bunch of e5s from the above list. No trips to pembroke which definitely needs correcting this year! I blame to weather for those not done, though lack of balls mught have something to do with it too
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: Falling Down on January 01, 2009, 06:26:15 pm
1 - Not get permanently exhausted through working too hard - Tick... Started a new job in October
2 - Be fit and strong enough to really make the most of the Banyaks boat trip in May - Ticked... felt great and surfed every day
3 - Finally climb a Font 7b problem (I've made it to 7a+ each year) - Nope... done a couple of 7a+s 
4 - Do lots of routes in the Summer - particularly away from the Peak - Managed a couple of Wales trips but that was it .
5 - Drink less and eat healthier - Done well on this one having cut down on the booze massively
6 - Get lots of sleep - Less travel at work and going to bed earlier really helps
7 - Acquire less stuff - Tick. Got rid of loads of clutter too
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: moose on January 02, 2009, 10:34:34 am
Aims:
- deal with a few of my Yorks grit projects, any of the following will do:
                   Underhand and either of the two Virgin face probs at Almscliff
                   Ring Piece and First Arete at Ilkley
                   DIA, Handy Andy's, Sloping Beauty, and The Flakes at Earl
                   Ben's Groove at Caley

Partial success: I managed the easier of the Virgin problems and DIA and later linked sit-starts into both.  Underhand remains a bete noir and will be rolled-over (one year's work = one move further along!).  I reckon Ring Piece and Sloping Beauty will go soonish.  Ben's Groove still terrifies me....

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- get back into visiting the Lakes, especially for the Bowderstone where pretty much anything harder than Picnic Sarcacstic awaits

Managed one trip: did Lateral Gruntings and Statstick at the 'Stone (also falling repeatedly at the last move of the Picnic sitter) and Shallow Grave at Trowbarrow. 

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- give sport climbing a proper go i.e. red point a project (though I'll need to find a climbing partner for this)

Sort of: I had a few good days on UK limestone.  Looked at charitably, my third try of Last Dog at Gordale and second go at Clarion Call almost count as sucessful RP campaigns!  Also had a lot of goes at Witches Brew at Kilnsey but was ultimately unsuccessful (falling at the last juggy move on one occassion).  Definitely a type of climbing I want to get into more (although I'd have to get off my arse and find some partners). 

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- climb abroad, preferably somewhere I haven't been before even if it's just Euro sport

Success, although a trip to Mallorca was the minimum.

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mind you all of this requires getting stronger, unfortunately the recent trend has been for the reverse so I'd probably be content to just get back to my previous level of punterdom.

The juries out.... I suspect I'm stronger but I'm definitely heavier - I can climb pretty much as well as I ever could, but have to do it quicker!
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: Adam Lincoln on January 02, 2009, 11:06:42 am
1) Eat more healthy.
2) Buy another house.
3) Get a job again in the summer after 2 years off.
4) Move from PC to Mac (Maybe)
5) Get a better DSLR and get a bit better with my photography.
6) Learn Spanish


Didn't accomplish 2 or 6. All others. Ticked!
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: grumpycrumpy on January 02, 2009, 11:17:53 am
Move pile of left over sand  from flat into Broadfield in surreptitious ' great escape' manner , tick .......

In between his sediment shifting visits to the pub, Grumpy managed to whore his way into the 6a club  :beer2:
Indeed  I did , a mere bagatelle to 99.99% of people on here , but to a fat 46 year old with carpel tunnels in both wrists that's sometimes so bad I can't feel the holds ,  it was extremely satisfying .....
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: Yossarian on January 02, 2009, 09:58:36 pm
1. Climb some nice grit routes (if my trad rack is still serviceable)
Trad rack in storage, along with my talent.
2. Go bouldering with Houdini
Hou?
3. Go to Font at least a couple of times
Yeah right.
4. Climb some sunny sport routes in the autumn
Nope, but I did have a dream about climbing some sunny sports routes. Then it turned into the usual snake pit / unable to run nightmare.
5. Ride impulsively-bought freeride bike some more
Was in storage too till about 3 months ago, and I could buy the same thing for £900 on ebay, so a massive waste of cash that I could've wasted on drugs and sex toys.
6. Go swimming in impulsively-bought triathlon wetsuit some more
Triathlon wetsuit case was for most of the year home to the huge quantity of cheap cigarettes that I brought back from India at Easter.  I think there's an irony hidden in there too...
7. Buy house
Luckily I wasn't that stupid.
8. Build training facility (subject to 7)
The only training facility a man needs consists of a pint glass, a large tumbler and a well-lubricated rolling pin.
9. Buy boat (subject to 7)
Carried forward
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: Fiend on January 02, 2009, 10:13:04 pm
1. Climb remaining E2-4 routes in Lleyn section of North Wales Rock before spring. - no, ran out of time.
2. Climb abroad on either Scandinavian granite or German/Czech sandstone. - no, too injured.
3. Go on whatever bouldering / sport trips abroad are available. - no, too injured.
4. Hang out with my mates more and do more climbing with them. - no, too injured.
5. Climb a few remaining inspirations at Nesscliffe, Baggy, a few esoteric odds and sods, and on grit. - no, just didn't happen.

0/5

And...

Have decided to remix an alternative / additional top 10 from most inspiring goals other people have mentioned:

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1. be absolutely flamboyant
- no, not much to be flamboyant about.

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2. remain SYKED
- no, too injured & fragile.

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3. get AWESOME
- no, see above.

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1. 4. stop fucking about.
- no.

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5. work harder at everything
- no.

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6) Learn Spanish
- no.

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7 - Acquire less stuff.
- no, didn't get round to getting rid of stuff.

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7. 8. hope to fuck I enjoy my climbing as much as I am at the moment for ever
- in between, too injured but enjoyed some stuff, the spirit is still there.

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9 Have a considerably more productive year for trad and boudlering in Scotland
- YES, two great trips up there, the highlight of the year.

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10. (from another thread) Go to the next Detatched Fiend .
- no BUT did go to see Surgeon which was cool.


I'd say that averages out at 1 and two halves out of 10, a grand total of:

2/15

Hmmm...

That's not nearly the pass mark is it??

Oh dear.
Title: Re: Aims for 2008
Post by: butters on January 05, 2009, 11:03:29 am
1. Get stronger fitter discover technique and try and be more static.
2. Get a van.
3. Climb loads all over the country (bouldering and trad).
4. Go to Font.
5. Go climbing with mates more.
6. Gorilla\Extended Warfare.
7. Get back onto grit trad at a grade above VS and stop being scared witless about it all (just scared will do).
8. Avalanche Wall (Curbar) without falling off or slumping onto gear.
9. Climb on Slate.
10. Climb abroad somewhere other than Font.

1. Might have discovered technique but it could equally have been a rare on day for me - certainly not stronger, fitter or more static.
2. Cash in bank - just a matter of spending it now.
3. Tick - trad only really but still managed Cornwall, Wales and Lakes which I was well pleased about.
4. Fail
5. Think I managed this one
6. Played on this a bit but nothing worth noting in all honesty
7. Fail
8. Fail
9. One day on slate - need to do more next year to see if I was having an off day or whether it's all a bit overrated
10. Ireland, Kalymnos and Sardinia

bluebrad
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