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the shizzle => shootin' the shit => Topic started by: SA Chris on December 07, 2007, 10:40:57 am

Title: "What kind of mother am I?"
Post by: SA Chris on December 07, 2007, 10:40:57 am: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tees/7131884.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tees/7131884.stm)

The shittest kind surely???
Title: Re: "What kind of mother am I?"
Post by: GCW on December 07, 2007, 10:45:42 am: Quote
Her sons, who both recently left their jobs, have said they want nothing more to do with their mother or father.

Can you blame them?!
Title: Re: "What kind of mother am I?"
Post by: dave on December 07, 2007, 12:04:56 pm: they'll come crawling back when they've run out of cash or need some babysitting.
Title: Re: "What kind of mother am I?"
Post by: lagerstarfish on December 07, 2007, 10:45:10 pm: That's my cunning insurance based retirement plan out the window then.
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Post by: Paz on December 08, 2007, 04:45:20 pm: Doesn't their alibi remind anyone else - minus the canoe and the life insurance- of what happened to Harold Bishop in Neighbours?
Title: Re: "What kind of mother am I?"
Post by: GCW on December 08, 2007, 05:14:49 pm: But poor old Harold finally remembered he was shagging Madge. Poor bastard.

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Title: Re: "What kind of mother am I?"
Post by: webbo on December 08, 2007, 07:37:19 pm: a couple of years ago we had a lady referred to my m/h team whose husband had disappeared in a canoe off the e/yorks coast.his wasn't an insurance scam however,he ran the local girls swimming team and guess what.
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Post by: Bubba on December 08, 2007, 08:24:53 pm: errrm what?
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Post by: GCW on December 08, 2007, 08:34:46 pm: He drowned?
Title: Re: "What kind of mother am I?"
Post by: Bubba on December 08, 2007, 08:38:07 pm: No life jacket then - silly boy. I thought it was going to be someting more sinister than that like he was rogering half the girls swimming team and their parents took revenge and dumped him at sea.
Title: Re: "What kind of mother am I?"
Post by: GCW on December 08, 2007, 08:42:30 pm: Bubba, you are so cynical.

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Title: Re: "What kind of mother am I?"
Post by: webbo on December 10, 2007, 08:31:59 am: the rogering bit was right but was he pushed or did he jump was never clear.