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Title: Who would win a fight between @unknownchoss and @punterswithcarlos
Post by: Fiend on November 01, 2023, 09:12:27 am
As requested, it's a battle of the titans, well a physical battle anyway as the intellectual battle has been done and dusted.

In one corner it's an insta account that's a cesspit of the grottiest, grovelliest, eliminate scrittle claimed by mankind, and in the other corner it's....ah....ummm....well just go vote, okay.
Title: Re: Who would win a fight between @unknownchoss and @punterswithcarlos
Post by: Will Hunt on November 01, 2023, 09:19:47 am
I voted for the other guy. Never had a fight in my life so stands to reason I'd be complete shit at it.
Title: Re: Who would win a fight between @unknownchoss and @punterswithcarlos
Post by: Dingdong on November 01, 2023, 09:26:27 am
As requested, it's a battle of the titans, well a physical battle anyway as the intellectual battle has been done and dusted.

In one corner it's an insta account that's a cesspit of the grottiest, grovelliest, eliminate scrittle claimed by mankind, and in the other corner it's....ah....ummm....well just go vote, okay.

I’ve voted for myself because I know for sure I’d give Will a good slapping about, we could even do a double Fiend if you’d also like to jump in the ring with him and then I can finish you both off at the same time :)
Title: Re: Who would win a fight between @unknownchoss and @punterswithcarlos
Post by: Wellsy on November 01, 2023, 09:43:13 am
From the posts in this thread, Carlos has the Champion Mindset, I think victory would be assured
Title: Re: Who would win a fight between @unknownchoss and @punterswithcarlos
Post by: Dingdong on November 01, 2023, 10:02:02 am
I grew up on a council estate fighting racists daily, lived in tower hamlets for 4 years and seven sisters for 3 years, I’m not particularly scared of two whispy middle class white men  :lol: I’ve battered a road man who was starting on a bus driver in the middle of Brixton. I’d say it would be an easy match with one hand tied behind my back  :beer2:
Title: Re: Who would win a fight between @unknownchoss and @punterswithcarlos
Post by: andy moles on November 01, 2023, 10:22:01 am
I grew up on a council estate fighting racists daily,

Your life sounds like a collaboration between Tarantino and Ken Loach.
Title: Re: Who would win a fight between @unknownchoss and @punterswithcarlos
Post by: Dingdong on November 01, 2023, 10:28:20 am
I grew up on a council estate fighting racists daily,

Your life sounds like a collaboration between Tarantino and Ken Loach.

Well that’s what happens when you grow up in a town of 10k people and you’re one of the few foreigners there. I’d walk through school halls, get called a paki and punched in the face and that was pretty much my daily life from 10-16
Title: Re: Who would win a fight between @unknownchoss and @punterswithcarlos
Post by: User deactivated. on November 01, 2023, 10:29:30 am
As requested, it's a battle of the titans, well a physical battle anyway as the intellectual battle has been done and dusted.

In one corner it's an insta account that's a cesspit of the grottiest, grovelliest, eliminate scrittle claimed by mankind, and in the other corner it's....ah....ummm....well just go vote, okay.

Really?
Title: Re: Who would win a fight between @unknownchoss and @punterswithcarlos
Post by: Dingdong on November 01, 2023, 10:41:14 am
As requested, it's a battle of the titans, well a physical battle anyway as the intellectual battle has been done and dusted.

In one corner it's an insta account that's a cesspit of the grottiest, grovelliest, eliminate scrittle claimed by mankind, and in the other corner it's....ah....ummm....well just go vote, okay.

Really?

I usually find those who have to Willy wave their intellectual prowess are the ones lacking in it.
Title: Re: Who would win a fight between @unknownchoss and @punterswithcarlos
Post by: cheque on November 01, 2023, 11:28:56 am
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Title: Re: Who would win a fight between @unknownchoss and @punterswithcarlos
Post by: Footwork on November 01, 2023, 01:30:52 pm
Can we lock this thread.

I don’t know Carl but anyone boasting about beating people up and condoning violence against others has no place on this forum.

Carl, you’re not the only one on this forum that grew up in London (insert relevant rough area). Beating people up does not make you a hard man.

I am sorry to hear about what you had to go through. It must have been tough.
Title: Re: Who would win a fight between @unknownchoss and @punterswithcarlos
Post by: Dingdong on November 01, 2023, 01:36:07 pm
Can we lock this thread.

I don’t know Carl but anyone boasting about beating people up and condoning violence against others has no place on this forum.

Carl, you’re not the only one on this forum that grew up in London (insert relevant rough area). Beating people up does not make you a hard man.

I am sorry to hear about what you had to go through. It must have been tough.

My name is Carlos not Carl and we were talking about a sanctioned boxing match, it’s a sport!

Also blame Matt for being a knobhead and starting the thread. Him and Will are both bullies who operate under the guise of “banter” - kind of hilarious how many free passes they get from people on here but I’ve been around bullies long enough to know that only one thing can stop them in their tracks.
Title: Re: Who would win a fight between @unknownchoss and @punterswithcarlos
Post by: scragrock on November 01, 2023, 01:58:43 pm
If this is descending into a pissing contest can i please be the ground? also can the ground be wearing a Freddy Mercury Live Aid white jeans and wife beater.......if you hit the right spot i might sing "Dayoooo"  :P
Title: Re: Who would win a fight between @unknownchoss and @punterswithcarlos
Post by: Moo on November 01, 2023, 06:36:00 pm
Will all day long Carlos goes in hard with enthusiasm but will is able to hold him at bay using his enormous ape index with a hand on his forehead while Carlos swings underneath.

Following the bout a debate rages across the internet about whether or not arm length needs to be taken into account as well as weight categories. The nay sayers point to the outlier Tyson while the opposition points out that Wilder wouldn’t have had half the career he’s had without his enormous reach.

In the end nothing is changed or learned and we continue on with the same discussions over and over again reaching the same conclusions before swiftly forgetting them and having the debate again.

Title: Re: Who would win a fight between @unknownchoss and @punterswithcarlos
Post by: Duma on November 01, 2023, 08:07:04 pm
Lol, last paragraph is perfect
Title: Re: Who would win a fight between @unknownchoss and @punterswithcarlos
Post by: slab_happy on November 02, 2023, 07:42:11 am
In the end nothing is changed or learned and we continue on with the same discussions over and over again reaching the same conclusions before swiftly forgetting them and having the debate again.

Truly, this is the Way of the Internet.
Title: Re: Who would win a fight between @unknownchoss and @punterswithcarlos
Post by: SA Chris on November 02, 2023, 08:23:45 am
this is the way
Title: Re: Who would win a fight between @unknownchoss and @punterswithcarlos
Post by: Dingdong on November 02, 2023, 08:25:44 am
Will all day long Carlos goes in hard with enthusiasm but will is able to hold him at bay using his enormous ape index with a hand on his forehead while Carlos swings underneath.

Following the bout a debate rages across the internet about whether or not arm length needs to be taken into account as well as weight categories. The nay sayers point to the outlier Tyson while the opposition points out that Wilder wouldn’t have had half the career he’s had without his enormous reach.

In the end nothing is changed or learned and we continue on with the same discussions over and over again reaching the same conclusions before swiftly forgetting them and having the debate again.

I have +7 ape index and can work the inside
Title: Re: Who would win a fight between @unknownchoss and @punterswithcarlos
Post by: lukeyboy on November 02, 2023, 10:00:04 am
I grew up on a council estate fighting racists daily, lived in tower hamlets for 4 years and seven sisters for 3 years, I’m not particularly scared of two whispy middle class white men  :lol: I’ve battered a road man who was starting on a bus driver in the middle of Brixton. I’d say it would be an easy match with one hand tied behind my back  :beer2:

Can we lock this thread.

I don’t know Carl but anyone boasting about beating people up and condoning violence against others has no place on this forum.

Carl, you’re not the only one on this forum that grew up in London (insert relevant rough area). Beating people up does not make you a hard man.

I am sorry to hear about what you had to go through. It must have been tough.

My name is Carlos not Carl and we were talking about a sanctioned boxing match, it’s a sport!


The sanctioned boxing match where you "battered a road man who was starting on a bus driver in the middle of Brixton"...?

I agree with Footwork; I've no idea who you both are or what the beef is, but this forum isn't the place for macho boasting or physical threat. If you really feel the need to confront each other then use PMs and leave the rest of us out of it.
Title: Re: Who would win a fight between @unknownchoss and @punterswithcarlos
Post by: lukeyboy on November 02, 2023, 10:01:01 am
I grew up on a council estate fighting racists daily, lived in tower hamlets for 4 years and seven sisters for 3 years, I’m not particularly scared of two whispy middle class white men  :lol: I’ve battered a road man who was starting on a bus driver in the middle of Brixton. I’d say it would be an easy match with one hand tied behind my back  :beer2:

Can we lock this thread.

I don’t know Carl but anyone boasting about beating people up and condoning violence against others has no place on this forum.

Carl, you’re not the only one on this forum that grew up in London (insert relevant rough area). Beating people up does not make you a hard man.

I am sorry to hear about what you had to go through. It must have been tough.

My name is Carlos not Carl and we were talking about a sanctioned boxing match, it’s a sport!


The sanctioned boxing match where you "battered a road man who was starting on a bus driver in the middle of Brixton"...?

I agree with Footwork; I've no idea who you both are or what the beef is, but this forum isn't the place for macho boasting or physical threat. If you really feel the need to confront each other then use PMs and leave the rest of us out of it.
Title: Re: Who would win a fight between @unknownchoss and @punterswithcarlos
Post by: Fiend on November 02, 2023, 10:19:58 am
Also blame Matt for being a knobhead and starting the thread.
Hey...
If you want a good undercard I’m happy to go up against Will Hunt for 12 rounds
...it was your idea!

Interesting to hear about your background, it's made me more sympathetic to your sometimes confrontational approach if you've been through shit like that. Although lowball scrittle is a world away from racial origins I think.

Title: Re: Who would win a fight between @unknownchoss and @punterswithcarlos
Post by: Will Hunt on November 02, 2023, 10:34:33 am
I agree with Footwork; I've no idea who you both are or what the beef is, but this forum isn't the place for macho boasting or physical threat. If you really feel the need to confront each other then use PMs and leave the rest of us out of it.

For the record, Luke, I have absolutely no interest in this thread (which is just Fiend being a shit-stirring dick) and absolutely no interest in sending or receiving confrontational PMs. I'm astonished that a disagreement about rock climbing aesthetics can turn into a string of aggressive posts with thinly-masked threats of violence and a nonsensical accusation of bullying. I've not really responded because I don't see what it would do other than feed more aggression.
Title: Re: Who would win a fight between @unknownchoss and @punterswithcarlos
Post by: Wellsy on November 02, 2023, 10:38:30 am
I think it's clear that things are sufficiently tense between some people that maybe jokes about MMA fights are not going to be taken in a light hearted spirit so maybe log?
Title: Re: Who would win a fight between @unknownchoss and @punterswithcarlos
Post by: Dingdong on November 02, 2023, 11:15:49 am
Also blame Matt for being a knobhead and starting the thread.
Hey...
If you want a good undercard I’m happy to go up against Will Hunt for 12 rounds
...it was your idea!

Interesting to hear about your background, it's made me more sympathetic to your sometimes confrontational approach if you've been through shit like that. Although lowball scrittle is a world away from racial origins I think.

I don’t need your sympathy thanks, the point is that I’ve put up with people like you and Will my whole life, problem is, neither of you ever see the consequence of your keyboard warrior-ing actions.

I still stand by my statement that you’re both bullies, not just to me but people in general on this forum, whether you can see that or not isn’t my problem. Maybe take a second to reflect on that and stop being such cunts all the time under the pretence of banter  :wank:
Title: Re: Who would win a fight between @unknownchoss and @punterswithcarlos
Post by: stone on November 02, 2023, 12:26:57 pm
I didn't see it as a debate about rock climbing aesthetics. To me, it was about whether it's OK to be disparaging about alternative aesthetics, whatever they may be.
Title: Re: Who would win a fight between @unknownchoss and @punterswithcarlos
Post by: lagerstarfish on November 02, 2023, 11:54:15 pm
... I’ve battered a road man who was starting on a bus driver in the middle of Brixton...

this is interesting

I have heard the term "road man" being used on the streets and by my kids and their friends for a while now, but I'm pretty sure this is the first time I have noticed it on UKB

I'm sure it's different down south, but most people self identifying as "road man" in Sheffield are skinny teenagers or delivery riders. They do wear face coverings and handbags and definitely deserve to be battered in public.

Also, I chatted with a few bus drivers in Brixton at the bus standing/waiting  area next to Stockwell skate park this summer - they are the nicest people I have met in London - any efforts to help them should be applauded.

I forget what my point was






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