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the shizzle => shootin' the shit => music, art and culture => Topic started by: SA Chris on November 29, 2006, 08:03:31 am
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Which current CD, if someone bought it for you for Xmas, would result in you having to kill said person, even if it was a dear old aunt?
This would result in death
(http://ec2.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000JU8FXK.01._AA240_SCLZZZZZZZ_V37256410_.jpg)
so would this
(http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000IY03CI.01._AA240_SCLZZZZZZZ_V36314467_.jpg)
In fact anyone who owns either should automatically be put to death.
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Good topic title :lol:
Too many to mention, but these will do for starters
(http://ec2.images-amazon.com/images/P/B00061WY0C.02._AA240_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg)
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Supremely awful suggestions so far.
That Katie Price and Peter Andre offering made me want to heave just seeing it in thumbnail form. Good God what do these people think they're doing and more to the point, who buys this mush?
I also notice a black and white theme to all of the albums covers so far... Hmm..... Are they hoping to appear serious with their artwork?
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Black and White, apart from the colour pondlife one.
Bubba, I see your Il Divo, and raise you a George Michael, staying within the B & W Remit (with a shit sepia tone)
(http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000H1QYXY.01._AA240_SCLZZZZZZZ_V35018416_.jpg)
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Any David Gray or Coldplay would result in weeks upon weeks of torture followed by dedicated nursing back to full and complete health followed by weeks of further torture until death finally takes them.
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(http://wallpaper-land.com/xorg.php?wp=36188&size=wp160x120)
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(http://www.niksula.hut.fi/~rsirokov/covers/chilled_euphoria.jpg)
Or any other album with 'chilled' or 'Euphoria' in the title. That guy in Wolf Creek would have nothing on me if someone gave me this CD.
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Raise you 4 with these bunch of cunts
(http://www.g4site.com/images/uploads/thumb/1163068377_album_150.jpg)
or possibly
(http://images.play.com/covers/3257149m.jpg)
or even
(http://images.play.com/covers/509194m.jpg)
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Good old Aunt Betty would get a beating if I got any band preceded with the word "the".
:spank:
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Good old Aunt Betty would get a beating if I got any band preceded with the word "the".
For me, any band with "the" in the name, including "At THE Drive-in"
;)
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Raise you 4 with these bunch of cunts
high stakes! I'll see your bunch of cunts and raise you a different sort of bunch.
(http://ec2.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000JFXT72.01._SS500_SCLZZZZZZZ_V35699217_.jpg)
Complete with review on front cover!
(http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000INAWHU.01._SS500_SCLZZZZZZZ_V35017198_.jpg)
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hmm,
i'm quite partial to at the drive in
ah well
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(http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000GG4KD6.01._SS500_SCLZZZZZZZ_V36991182_.jpg)
Or even worse (OK, it's not an album)
(http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B00004VYWV.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg)
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hmm,
i'm quite partial to at the drive in
ah well
I'm indifferent about them really, just a wind up, as I guessed he likes them following this
http://ukbouldering.com/board/index.php/topic,6525.0.html (http://ukbouldering.com/board/index.php/topic,6525.0.html)
For which, I think, he indirectly owes me a wad point.
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I'll see all your cunts and raise you a wanker of the highest order with Stings' Tales from the Labyrinth. Which if was given as a gift, all of Belgium would perish.
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My wife just asked me to buy her the new Take That album for Christmas. I refused on a point of principal, but agreed by way of a compromise to get her the new Damien Rice album (he being situated at the slightly less nauseating end of the James Blunt/David Gray spectrum). I've got a feeling I'll live to regret this deal.
Just in case anybody is thinking of buying me a Christmas present, I'm pretty keen on getting hold of the rest of the And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead catalogue. Failing that I'd quite like a massive dictionary including every word Will Self has ever used.
Going back to the original question: anything by Robbie Williams would warrant immediate execution.
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Any indie CD from the last decade.
It would incite much violence.
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Good old Aunt Betty would get a beating if I got any band preceded with the word "the".
For me, any band with "the" in the name, including "At THE Drive-in"
;)
Arse. ;)
hmm,
i'm quite partial to at the drive in
ah well
I'm indifferent about them really, just a wind up, as I guessed he likes them following this
http://ukbouldering.com/board/index.php/topic,6525.0.html (http://ukbouldering.com/board/index.php/topic,6525.0.html)
For which, I think, he indirectly owes me a wad point.
There you go, google was it? :P
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Actually not. Can't remember where I heard them, could have been on a music channel or radio or freebie CD?
Thanks anyway.
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I one saw a best of gary neuman album i was actually gonna buy it for comedy value but it didn't have cars!
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Even humming a Michael Bolton tune would get you tied to the back of the pick up and dragged across Wiltshire.
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I one saw a best of gary neuman album i was actually gonna buy it for comedy value but it didn't have cars!
The thing about Gary Numan is, not only is he a pop star, he's got a pilot's license. Imagine that!
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And ex-Iron Maiden poodle-rocker Bruce Dickinson is an airline pilot and a shithot fencer/rapier-ist.
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prodical daughter now has byan adams the best years of your life on her phone and she showed so much promise liking joe strummer when she was 8.
do i alert social services or just fall on my sword.
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Potassium Chlorate, mate. But polonium 210 is all the rage these days...
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Even humming a Michael Bolton tune would get you tied to the back of the pick up and dragged across Wiltshire.
I think Wiltshire, with all its soft, muddy fields would be too good. I suggest being dragged across a more tarmac covered county. Inner London perhaps.
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Just in case anybody is thinking of buying me a Christmas present, I'm pretty keen on getting hold of the rest of the And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead catalogue.
Never mind that, how's about The Ducks' latest?
(http://cobweb.businesscollaborator.com/hmhb/images/sleeves/Cammell5.jpg)
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one of my colleagues once assessed a bloke who styled himself on micheal bolton.strangely he wasn't mentally ill.
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if he had cut his mullet i bet he would of gone ballistic :P
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Anyone who bought me a cd of this fella:
(http://www.newyorker.de/files/out/dao_page_block_1550_dhtml1__akon_03.jpg)
would't survive long enough to see my half arsed attempt at a thankyou.
oh, and any band that looked like this (http://farfaraway.wordpress.com/files/2006/05/Cool-kids.gif)...you know the type...can fcuk right off. In fact while I'm at it, all these people at leeds uni who are walking around getting chafed ankles from those stupid jeans had better just stay out of my way. or else.
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:off: But did you know, that the Grandfather of a certain Llanberis rockstar was murdered by his fellow villagers (for being a conscientious objector during the war) by the method reserved for Michael Bolton fans? Pretty grim.
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But did you know?
No, funnily enough I didn't. That would have been back in the rose tinted, peaceful, pre-hoodie, one big family pulling together against the Hun, olden days then?
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Rose-tinted and pre-hoodie, but certainly not peaceful.
Still, that's quite some way to go.
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oh, and any band that looked like this (http://farfaraway.wordpress.com/files/2006/05/Cool-kids.gif)...you know the type...can fcuk right off.
Isn't that Bunting?
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shit the bed. your spot on the money there Obi....
but where's JL?
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Good old Aunt Betty would get a beating if I got any band preceded with the word "the".
:wank: All things considered, you should seriously be smited for this idiot statement. Some of the best bands of all time have been "the"'s.
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Hmmm, good point, ok, I'll amend my statement,
"Any band preceded with the word "the" who are from this century"
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I'm adding this little twunt to my list (I'm embarassed to share the name)
(http://ec2.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000IB0DNA.01._AA240_SCLZZZZZZZ_V41369169_.jpg)
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Ray (whining turd) Lamontagne - Till the Sun Turns Black.
(I rest my case, M'Lud...)