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the shizzle => diet, training and injuries => Topic started by: erm, sam on December 30, 2009, 09:33:21 pm

Title: Is this a record?
Post by: erm, sam on December 30, 2009, 09:33:21 pm: I have been fingerboarding a bit on my bodgy home made set up and I thought I should do a bit of work on my little fingers. You know, work your weaknesses and that.
On a big S7 campus rung I can hang off both little fingers with 70kg weight taken off on a pair of scales. I weigh 77kg, so each finger is responsible for a staggering 3.5kg! Anybody weaker than this?
Title: Re: Is this a record?
Post by: lagerstarfish on December 30, 2009, 09:37:18 pm: My 9 year old is less weak than this, but my 7 month old has little fingers of jelly (and seems to be unmotivated for pinkie-hangs)
Title: Re: Is this a record?
Post by: Serpico on December 30, 2009, 09:50:55 pm: No, this is a record:

(http://blog.makezine.com/_wikipedia_commons_thumb_b_b1_Vinyl_record_LP_10inch.JPG_800px-Vinyl_record_LP_10inch.jpg)
Title: Re: Is this a record?
Post by: SA Chris on December 30, 2009, 10:15:44 pm: beat me to it.
Title: Re: Is this a record?
Post by: Mr Cat on January 03, 2010, 03:55:17 pm: that's why I love this place... :wank:
Title: Re: Is this a record?
Post by: Nibile on January 03, 2010, 05:08:05 pm: i weigh 65 kilos and a few days ago i ate 632 grams of tripes, cooked with garlic, two onions and a can of tomato sauce.
it's more than 10% of my bodyweight in tripes. I think this is my personal record, given that i had dinner while dangling from my pinkies.
Title: Re: Is this a record?
Post by: Joepicalli on January 03, 2010, 05:11:55 pm: Quote from: Nibile on January 03, 2010, 05:08:05 pm
i weigh 65 kilos and a few days ago i ate 632 grams of tripes, cooked with garlic, two onions and a can of tomato sauce.
it's more than 10% of my bodyweight in tripes. I think this is my personal record, given that i had dinner while dangling from my pinkies.
We walk in the garden of your turbulence (and flatulence probably).
Title: Re: Is this a record?
Post by: Nibile on January 03, 2010, 05:20:30 pm: ditto.
;)
Title: Re: Is this a record?
Post by: Houdini on January 03, 2010, 06:08:55 pm: Quote from: Nibile on January 03, 2010, 05:08:05 pm
i weigh 65 kilos and a few days ago i ate 632 grams of tripes.... ... it's more than 10% of my bodyweight in tripes.

I hope you don't teach mathematics, Nibz :whistle:
Title: Re: Is this a record?
Post by: Drew on January 03, 2010, 06:18:19 pm: HAHAHA! I hate to admit that I hadn't noticed that slight miscalculation. Good spot Houds.
Title: Re: Is this a record?
Post by: Nibile on January 03, 2010, 07:56:02 pm: :please:
632 grams of tripes+
2 onions+
one can of tomato sauce=
more than 10%.

but yes, i wrote more than 10% IN TRIPES.
:-[
Title: Re: Is this a record?
Post by: robertostallioni on January 03, 2010, 08:01:52 pm: around 1 percent you lunatic, Nibs!!! :lol:

10% would be 6.5 kilos of turgid tripe. I would pay to see you eat that Nibs. :lol:
Title: Re: Is this a record?
Post by: Sloper on January 03, 2010, 08:50:56 pm: That would take some guts.
Title: Re: Is this a record?
Post by: robertostallioni on January 03, 2010, 08:53:10 pm: No, honestly, i'm sure i could watch him do it.
Title: Re: Is this a record?
Post by: Sloper on January 03, 2010, 09:02:06 pm: Shirely the sight of all those sphincters wouldn't be good for you?

*gues I chose the wrong day to give up sphincters*
Title: Re: Is this a record?
Post by: Nibile on January 04, 2010, 08:46:05 am: Quote from: robertostallioni on January 03, 2010, 08:01:52 pm
around 1 percent you lunatic, Nibs!!! :lol:

10% would be 6.5 kilos of turgid tripe. I would pay to see you eat that Nibs. :lol:
HOLY FUCKING SHIT.
maybe i have to go back to primary school.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT.
i feel more stupid than truman sparks in fandango...
that's embarassing.
Fandango--Ode to Truman Sparks (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewsKMu4w66Y#)
Title: Re: Is this a record?
Post by: BB on January 04, 2010, 12:52:36 pm: Does this man's genius know no bounds? First the YYFY thread and now there's the potential for a "HOLY FUCKING SHIT! - Schoolboy errors" thread.