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the shizzle => news => Topic started by: Three Nine on May 28, 2016, 06:01:27 pm
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got a text at bastard 7am this morn saying kranko had done the wheel of life. must be the first klown ascent? he mentioned that he was desirous to insert his thumb into the anus of a large marsupial, in an attempt to antagonize it.
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brilliant! nice one Alex!
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I bet he kneebarred the thing to pieces. Effort though.
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Effort Bazza.
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Fucking hell, good effort Alex!
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Water way to spend a holiday
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Bloody hell, skills you lanky kneebarring stamina jock. Does this mean Barros is to be regarded as a world wad now?
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Was going to say, almost sounds like he needs his own wad thread! That would make three nine happy at the very least!
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Took you long enough. Well done!
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I second him having his own wad thread. Effort!!
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Effort
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That's awesome, effort Barrows!
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He needs to hurry up and post on he so he can reap that sweet karma he will undoubtedly get!
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u twats whoever split this. now it looks like i started a new thread
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Well he is your bum buddy.
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Must be due a downgrade now?
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He needs to hurry up and post on he so he can reap that sweet karma he will undoubtedly get!
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Probably not realised it's been reinstated...
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He needs to hurry up and post on he so he can reap that sweet karma he will undoubtedly get!
:strongbench:
Probably not realised it's been reinstated...
Punter point to Duma for excessive sarcasm.
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:2thumbsup:
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Punter to jasper for puntering
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lanky kneebarring stamina jock.
I resent the implication that he's Scottish.
Effort on the Wheel, Barrows.
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Is it South Argyle Chris now then? ;)
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Well he is your bum buddy.
/attackpoodle
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Congrats Alex.
Is there a video of the knee barring?
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Probably disappointing but, for those of us not in the know, what's the origin of the Klown name stuff? Can just about recall where Barros came from....
And awesome one Barros! Looks like that finger injury hasn't been a problem on your trip.
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Probably disappointing but, for those of us not in the know, what's the origin of the Klown name stuff? Can just about recall where Barros came from....
And awesome one Barros! Looks like that finger injury hasn't been a problem on your trip.
Kranko the klown, beyond that no idea
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good arrows Barrows
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Rambo - the clown thing is just from general oafishness combined with massive ridiculous shoes. I called him coco the clown a lot, but once we were in margalef he got cranky on a route;Kranko. Eddie and i wrote a song about Kranko the Klown, we'll sing it to you some time (you need two people for the harmonies).
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Now he can be called WheelBarrows.
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Now he can be called WheelBarrows.
(cough 10:08pm yesterday, cough)
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Fuck let me think? Cassidy, Malc, Dyer, Robins, Parry, Wheelbarrows, Williams. I think Andy Earl did it too but not 100% sure.
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Ye Dave I got there first. Although it's more appropriate now.
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Video of the marsupial thumbing plz.
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Video of dropbear attack please.
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This is fantastic stuff :yes:
Nice one to the 'barrow! ;D
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good arrows Barrows
I think we can take this one step further and say "G'darrows".
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good arrows Barrows
I think we can take this one step further and say "G'darrows".
Barry.
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Rambo - the clown thing is just from general oafishness combined with massive ridiculous shoes. I called him coco the clown a lot, but once we were in margalef he got cranky on a route;Kranko. Eddie and i wrote a song about Kranko the Klown, we'll sing it to you some time (you need two people for the harmonies).
Ha, thanks - better than I thought. I'd be wary of using language like that around here though... Could be construed as derogatory to clowns which lots of people will find highly offensive.
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Fuck 'em, they kill kids you know.
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Cheers everyone! I did, of course, knee bar the fuck out of it, gaffa tape n shaved legs included... I have a reputation to uphold after all.
P.s. My clown foot was even so big that I used it for a hand hold on one rest. Kranko's Klowning shoes will be available from scarpa for the winter 2016 season...
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FSLA (first shaved legged ascent) history being written....
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Kranko did some other 9a linkup based around WOL, which I think is the first repeat of some young strong kraut's variation
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I'm offended by the use of the word "strong" and reference to barrows in the same sentence!
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Cheers everyone! I did, of course, knee bar the fuck out of it, gaffa tape n shaved legs included... I have a reputation to uphold after all.
P.s. My clown foot was even so big that I used it for a hand hold on one rest. Kranko's Klowning shoes will be available from scarpa for the winter 2016 season...
:punk: Good kneebarring skills.