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the shizzle => shootin' the shit => Topic started by: Houdini on February 19, 2008, 02:15:13 am
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#1 (From Fraudini watching me @ Cuvier) ~ You climb like a cat.
#2 (From the Swedish Producer / DJ Grovskopa) ~ You've raised the lingual bar of this forum.
#3 (From Fraudini) ~ You're the best lover I ever had! 8)
Et vous?
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Richard Ingrams - You are quite funny.
Nicholas Grimshaw - That's a good suit. Where do you buy your clothes?
My ex GF in conversation with assorted family, family's neighbours, work colleagues, assorted hangers on, some poet bloke - So what is it about Simon that you like best? - Ummm, his cock...
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Out surfing at Banff (after a particularly good wave, I might add), a young kid form the surf club said " wow- you are brilliant".
If only.
I got called "Mr Technique" at the wall once.
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Climbing wise
You're a technical master... (from Jerry Moffat after I did the deliverance traverse there and back 5 times).
Ah f*ck schiesse.. du bist einer strongen b*st*rd (or words to that affect after I beat Kurt Albert in an arm wrestle).
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You're not as fat as everyone said you were
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your dancings great.i like the way you look like you're gonna fall over but never do.
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Some girl at a BBQ introduced herself to me with "You've got a big head."
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...You're the best lover I ever had!...
strange, that's what your mum said to me
as i wiped her chin
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;D
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'I've never been so wet'. Some chick. 8)
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'I've never been so wet'. Some chick. 8)
What, did you hit her with a water balloon or something?
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What, did you hit her with a water balloon or something?
if that's what you want to call it :whistle:
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'I've never been so wet'. Some chick. 8)
Golden shower? Obviously impressed with your flow ;D
Houd, I guess you may be amused by this shit (http://www.madsci.org/cgi-bin/cgiwrap/~lynn/jardin/SCG).
Best i ever got was "it's lucky you're so tall so your ugly fucking face is farther away...." :-[
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Got told at a gig in Leeds that I resembled Marti Pellow (from Wet Wet Wet for the younger members of UKB). I was suitably stunned...
bluebrad
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After a particularly enthusiastic doggy session with a young lady, i had mistaken her grunts of pain for pleasure....."you're too big!" she exclaimed.... I felt like a god ;D
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a girl once introduced herself by claiming she liked my eyelashes! and they were dead long.
aparently this appeals to women
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Got told at a gig in Leeds that I resembled Marti Pellow (from Wet Wet Wet for the younger members of UKB). I was suitably stunned...
Cue "shit isn't that?"
Not sure if it's a compliment mind.
(http://photos.contactmusic.com/m/wet_wet_wet_141207/marti_pellow_5067591.jpg)
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Cue "shit isn't that?"
Not sure if it's a compliment mind.
It was only the fact that she was as fit as a butchers dog that made it a compliment in my eyes... ;)
bluebrad
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Hey Lizzy, Have we met? ;D
Here's one for your 21st - Happy Birthday. By the way, from another thread, I do believe Houdini called your bluff....
(http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction-viewImage&friendID=160309225&albumID=0&imageID=15332151)
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This is such a great picture. The expression is just out there and I like his gay handing too.
(http://photos.contactmusic.com/m/wet_wet_wet_141207/marti_pellow_5067591.jpg)
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Was it taken during his jakey smackhead phase? Or is it just the aftermath. :alky:
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This is such a great picture. The expression is just out there and I like his gay handing too.
(http://photos.contactmusic.com/m/wet_wet_wet_141207/marti_pellow_5067591.jpg)
And he's dressed llike an Orc.
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Hey Lizzy, Have we met? ;D
Here's one for your 21st - Happy Birthday. By the way, from another thread, I do believe Houdini called your bluff....
Thanks c.j.d. We haven't met no and if we do ever meet I'm not calling myself Lizzy.
Glad you've been enjoying Dead fit blokes, hope your ego is suitably inflated :P.
That photo you posted didn't work?
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Got a handshake and a thankyou from Desmond Tutu because I was the only person in the theatre who had donated my services for free .... Not much , but it meant/means a lot to me ....
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In reverse order......
39th place now. Dude, you rock in the world of cute/funny pets!
Dude's been on a rack! Look at those Elle McPherson legs! :o
And number 1.........
:agree:
Incidentally, talking of Power Of Climbing, I made my misses look at this book on Saturday night trying to get some interest out of climbing from her and the result was this:
In order of 'fitness'
3. Jerry Moffatt (partially infuenced by his assumed bank balance)
2. Jasper Sharpe
1. Andy Pollitt, so much so that she had to go back to that page for another look. She's always liked a man in a hat.
:lol:
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After 'starring' as a Russian Cossack in an edition of UK's Worst (Journey's) circa 2004 with Nick Knowles: "It's been fun working with you, give us your number and we'll go for a beer next time I'm in Leeds". Obviously he didn't call and it wasn't much of a compliment per se but it was a weird moment I'm endeared to.
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Got told at a gig in Leeds that I resembled Marti Pellow (from Wet Wet Wet for the younger members of UKB). I was suitably stunned...
Cue "shit isn't that?"
Not sure if it's a compliment mind.
(http://photos.contactmusic.com/m/wet_wet_wet_141207/marti_pellow_5067591.jpg)
Is that Ben Moon?
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I thought exactly the same!
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2. Jasper Sharpe
Not sure how the 2008 model would rate against the wide eyed fresh faced youth that graces those 1991 pages though. :)
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I thought exactly the same!
Mono, I thought isn't that Owen McShane?
Also, Monolith produced perhaps my finest compliment a few months back when he described another friend as "a poor man's Ben". Actually I'm not sure it was actually a compliment but it was indeed great because Andy (the other friend in question) took offence at the remark when he heard. Which pleased me very much.
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2. Jasper Sharpe
Not sure how the 2008 model would rate against the wide eyed fresh faced youth that graces those 1991 pages though. :)
True enough. There's only one fresh faced chap in the family now and it aint me........
(http://i31.tinypic.com/33auiqr.jpg)
Apologies for the giant photo. Couldn't work out how to make it smaller!! :-[
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Someone once asked me if I was "THE Nik Jennings".
Also got asked if I was Orlando Bloom.
Which I pressume are kind of compliments...
Otherwise I generally remain a crashing disappointment to most people I meet.
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(http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e67/houdini2/33auiqr.jpg)
(Open an account w/ www.photobucket.com. Upload pic. When online click on edit and you can resize down to avatar if so wished. I did it in 3 minutes at peak time. Piss) Cute nipper.
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Indeed. Same haircut though.
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In the schoolyard with Lagers Jnr, she turned to me and said
I really like it that my friends think that you are a really cool dad. It makes me feel really proud of you.
Brought a tear to my eye.
When she is a mardy teenager and I am The World's Most Embarrassing Dad, we will look back at that comment and laugh.
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my latest greatest compliment was when houdini said i looked nice in the running picure i linked :-[
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"You look like Mac off Green Wing"
Woot. He gets all the chicks.
I dont. :thumbsdown:
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'I've never been so wet'. Some chick. 8)
Chris man, stop pissing on women will you, it's just dirty. :spank:
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"You look like Mac off Green Wing"
Woot. He gets all the chicks.
I dont. :thumbsdown:
Ah bless ....
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When Ben Pritch said WCG was the best climbing film he'd seen i was vaguely pleased.
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When Martin Atkinson commented that I must be "the strongest man in the world to crossthrough on that" he was obviously joking...
...but it didn't stop me being a bit pleased.
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yesterday at the gym one of the owners told me "yo you became like popeye, your forearms are bigger than your arms".
maybe because i was deep into a 35 moves circuit on the 45° wall...
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"are you jerry moffatt?"
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You do look ridiculously like him...
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"are you jerry moffatt?"
If we got you, Jordan Buys, and Jerry together, it'd be like The Three Ages Of Moffatt.
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"are you jerry moffatt?"
I've just realised who you are (have met you randomly at remergence, secret garden and stoney before now).. and yes, you do look an aweful lot like JM, enough that me and a mate were trying to decide whether we thought you were related to him..
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Well they have both been known to climb in their underpants.
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Not exactly my greatest compliment, but I was once complimented at the climbing wall.
Guy: Are you a runner, or a cyclist or something?
Me: I used to be, not so much now...
Guy: Oh. Well. I noticed your calves looked muscular whilst you were climbing. I mean... slim and feminine, but still muscular. Like an athlete.
Me: Erm... thanks!
Guy: I was looking at your bottom... I mean... your legs... no, your thighs! Oh shit. Do you want to go for a drink?
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That is brilliant bumbling greatness.
Please tell me he had floppy Hugh Grant-esque hair and you did go for a drink with him.
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;D
Guy: Hi, er . . . Do you work for Triumph?
Lass: I don't like motorbikes . . .
Guy: No the bra makers . . . Er . . . Your t' . . . Breasts. Er . . . They are so full and plumptious *drools* The way they jiggle when you slap . . . I said to myself . . . Er . . . She can only be in the employ of Triumph, the bra maker for ladies w/ larger, firmer, rounder breasts . . .
Ah . . . Fancy a quicky in the changing rooms?
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That is brilliant bumbling greatness.
Please tell me he had floppy Hugh Grant-esque hair and you did go for a drink with him.
He'd just watched Notting Hill no doubt. I too would like to know if it worked.
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Ha! I'm afraid it didn't work, and I didn't go for a drink with him. I felt a bit nervous and self conscious after he'd said that! I prefer men with a more subtle approach. Or at a push, men who chat me up when I'm looking lovely and groomed, not sweaty and chalky.
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God Cookie, I read your thread above about your developed calves, and recently the one on Dead fit Birds... about not wanting to develop unflattering muscles, and both times I've read the messages thinking that 'Cookie' was John 'Cuban' Cooke, thinking both times,'You're quite vain, John', but not being that surprised. ;D
Must make mental note: Cookie is not John Cooke. Cookie is not John Cooke. Cookie is not John Cooke.
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Must make mental note: Cookie is not John Cooke. Cookie is not John Cooke. Cookie is not John Cooke.
I think he posts here as cubanallstar? There are, admittedly, some subtle differences between us. For example, I'm small and female. He's a big bloke.
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take that back, cubanallstar is not big (not height wise anyway)
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I think he posts here as cubanallstar? There are, admittedly, some subtle differences between us. For example, I'm small and female. He's a big bloke.
Oh yes, I dare say. It's just I have only seen 2 of your posts, and 'Cookie' still makes me think of John Cooke. I merely want to try to shake the image of John looking at his biceps in the full-length morror, his face awash with concern that his muscles are getting too manly, or of a male climbing wall staff member, smooth skinned, smelling sweet, wearing a white sailor's cap at a gay angle, eyeing up John's powerful calves, and thinking,
"Oh boy!"
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do you often have fantasies about your male climbing friends oh grim one. :jaw:
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yes. with their great big feminine calves and their ladylike palms.
Actually, it was an image, not a fantasy, the difference being, you try to shake an image
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do you often have fantasies about your male climbing friends oh grim one. :jaw:
Everybody needs a hobby
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Dancing away with a head-full of 'shrooms (and conseqently little co-ordination) at some night in Sheffield and some random guy comes up to me and says....
"I like your style"
Found it very hard to stop :lol:, he must have thought I was on drugs, oh wait hang on, I was :lol:
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this last post reminded me about one night in a club in granada when this french girl came to me and said "me encanta tu cuerpo".
'nuff said.
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Nibile, that is the single best thing anyone has ever said to anyone. Ever. What happened next?
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Nibile, that is the single best thing anyone has ever said to anyone. Ever. What happened next?
Yadda Yadda Yadda. Breakfast?
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Nibile, that is the single best thing anyone has ever said to anyone. Ever. What happened next?
we kissed for the entire night, then we went to her place and i got home at 11 am next morning. then we repeated the same for most of my stay in spain, until she went with another one.
:'(
then the following year (1997...) i met her in aix en provence, then i never saw her again until 2005, when she came to italy like a tornado over my relationship.
crazy girl to be honest.
thanks for making me remember this!
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yesterday at the gym, with a girld i hadn't seen in a while:
me: oh hallo, how are you, have you been on holiday?
she: yes it was fantastic, and you?
me: i've been here the whole summer, as you can tell by...
she: ...by your muscles?
me: haem, by my pale skin...
holy fucking shit i was so embarassed. if she said "by all the 8b's you've climbed" that would have been good.
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Someone told me on Saturday night that I was stunningly attractive and that he would be happy just to look at me all night even if we couldn't think of anything to talk about. I think I ruined it rather by spitting gin at him while I tried to control my hysterical laughter :lol:
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Yeah man, Stella's fuckin' great!
;D
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That's pretty much what I said. (http://www.gigantour.com/forums/images/smilies/bfinger.gif)
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well, think yourself lucky you're not covered in bruises now if stella's what he was drinking...
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I'm fine, I sent him home to his wife ;)
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what? his wife's called stella? and he went home to drink from the furry cup?
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Apologies fatneck, logged in as you there. :spank:
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To those who've seen me recently they'll know I've been cultivating quite an impressive bouffant but I received the ultimate accolade the other night when being likened to Napoleon Dynamite :dance1: