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Title: solomon's seal
Post by: a dense loner on December 18, 2008, 01:31:25 pm: poor tony, has this been reported yet?

mick part man part machine twisted like a piece of metal adams has done it again. this time solomons seal. i have no idea how many times he did it, whether he was wearing red underpants over his tights or not, but he did it at least once today and in the end thats all that matters
Title: Re: solomon's seal
Post by: Sloper on December 18, 2008, 01:45:26 pm: Top effort, that's one seriously blank bit of grit.
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Post by: uptown on December 18, 2008, 02:01:27 pm: Effort - anyone know if he did it via the original sequence?
Title: Re: solomon's seal
Post by: a dense loner on December 18, 2008, 04:16:31 pm: jesus fuckin christ. he did it by putting left hand up first then right, or did he
Title: Re: solomon's seal
Post by: Adam Lincoln on December 18, 2008, 04:46:44 pm: I picture of it, if like me you couldn't place it.
(http://bouldr.net/line/335.jpg?0.0222562010391552)
Title: Re: solomon's seal
Post by: fashionguru on December 18, 2008, 05:15:53 pm: Quote from: a dense loner on December 18, 2008, 01:31:25 pm
poor tony, has this been reported yet?

Cheers for that Dense, No need to feel sorry for me though.

Great effort Mike well done again.

Tony
Title: Re: solomon's seal
Post by: PATRuL on December 18, 2008, 05:48:52 pm: I heard rumours it could infact be the peaks first E13.
Can anyone confirm this?
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Post by: Bonjoy on December 18, 2008, 07:46:31 pm: Good to hear of this finally getting a repeat, Kim will be stoked.
Title: Re: solomon's seal
Post by: PATRuL on December 18, 2008, 08:58:01 pm: Indeed.
THeReS some fancy FandaglEd fOoT worK goinG on.
I UndErStanD (FroM a harD day at thE OfFice - WHat?) the FIrst asCentioniSt usEd a REd ChillI shoe on thE leFt foot with a sofTeR 5.10 on righT comBo.
ONe ponDers what footwork FanDanlerY the saId 2Nd ascentionist wore?
AnD couLd onE conjeCtuRe pReciSelY what footwEar subsEqueNt puNterS miGht weAr?

Punters?
We're AlL Chuffing punters.
Step out into The RinG.
Clip clop.
To the windmill Sancho ...
:devangel:

PS I'm GoinG foR thE SpelinG an Rammer awarD
Title: Re: solomon's seal
Post by: r-man on December 18, 2008, 09:07:46 pm: Quote from: PATRuL on December 18, 2008, 08:58:01 pm

PS I'm GoinG foR thE SpelinG an Rammer awarD

tHat'S riGhtPat ruL, U geTinA warD.
Title: Re: solomon's seal
Post by: Monolith on December 19, 2008, 01:30:00 pm: Done via original sequence.
Title: Re: solomon's seal
Post by: c.j.d. on December 19, 2008, 02:01:53 pm: Ugh, sorry, but.... what is this problem as a) looks cool, and b) never been there. How hard is it (sorry, always one!).
Title: Re: solomon's seal
Post by: Rice Boy on December 19, 2008, 02:09:34 pm: Stanage edge, above the Buckstone. 8a.
Title: Re: solomon's seal
Post by: uptown on December 19, 2008, 03:00:01 pm: Quote from: Monolith on December 19, 2008, 01:30:00 pm
Done via original sequence.

Cheers Monolith. Kim will be pleased. He always goes on about how it'd be impossible for anyone without his wingspan / height. Is Mick of a similar build to Kim, or is there hope for us mortals.

BTW - Dense you're worse than useless, and there's no need to blaspheme.
Title: Re: solomon's seal
Post by: Monolith on December 19, 2008, 05:12:51 pm: Mike's a member of the 6ft 2"+ club with a decent ape index. Sorry I'm speaking vicariously here. Dolph may well come online when the moon next turns blue and feed you some information.
Title: Re: solomon's seal
Post by: Jim on December 20, 2008, 12:51:02 am: At a quess I would say Mick is of similar build to Kim, the rest of us don't have a chance
Title: Re: solomon's seal
Post by: Johnny Brown on December 20, 2008, 01:47:33 pm: Yeah Mick's like Kim but stronger.
Title: Re: solomon's seal
Post by: Monolith on December 20, 2008, 06:25:21 pm: Quote from: Johnny Brown on December 20, 2008, 01:47:33 pm
Yeah Mick's like Kim but stronger.

But has a "weak crimp", "not particularly good on undercuts" etc etc. Beware the hustler eh Crouch!?
Title: Re: solomon's seal
Post by: a dense loner on December 20, 2008, 10:30:33 pm: Quote from: Johnny Brown on December 20, 2008, 01:47:33 pm
Yeah Mick's like Kim but stronger.
but not as bendy. they don't call him bendy mick, they don't call kim that either though. they call him bendy kim
Title: Re: solomon's seal
Post by: Richie Crouch on December 21, 2008, 10:11:51 pm: 'I'm weak on shoulder presses and pinches' are amongst the many classic hustles whilst in the cave ::)