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Title: Queen Kong
Post by: Greg C on June 05, 2006, 10:56:50 am
From the start of May but this looks looks like it could be a (hardcore) classic...

(http://www.northumberlandbouldering.co.uk/photos/kong2.jpg)

May 9th 2006:
Another modern classic added to Queen's Crag: Today Dan Varian raided from the West to grab the first ascent of Queen Kong, Font 8a. This takes the impressive prow to the right of Worldline.

Source: http://www.northumberlandbouldering.co.uk/new.html
Title: Re: Queen Kong
Post by: SA Chris on June 05, 2006, 11:01:12 am
Does it go all the way to the top? If so, loks a lot more like a route than a problem, serious deck potential.

Sweet line and fine effort mind.
Title: Re: Queen Kong
Post by: Bonjoy on June 05, 2006, 12:17:13 pm
  :jaw: Wow, that's got to be the best looking new problem i've seen in ages (even with the strange photoshopping)! That Wordline thing looks amazing too, how hard is that? Where exactly is Queen's Crag anyway, looks like Wainstones/Scugdale style sandstone to me?
Title: Re: Queen Kong
Post by: SA Chris on June 05, 2006, 12:23:58 pm
http://www.climbonline.co.uk/queens_crag.htm (http://www.climbonline.co.uk/queens_crag.htm)

I asked myself the same question half an hour ago.
Title: Re: Queen Kong
Post by: Bonjoy on June 05, 2006, 01:08:39 pm
Cheers Chris.
Due west of Newcastle, just North of Hadrians wall. Could make a great bouldering weekender if combined with something like Goldsborough I reckon.
Title: Re: Queen Kong
Post by: tc on June 05, 2006, 01:16:42 pm
Does it go all the way to the top?

I asked the same question and was told "Of course it does -- this isn't the peak, you know!"
Top venue. Nice and quiet, too (shh...)
Title: Re: Queen Kong
Post by: Bonjoy on June 05, 2006, 01:24:54 pm
 Cheeky bastards, esspecially when you consider where most of the problems finish at Kyloe, Bowden, Back bowden.... :spank:
Title: Re: Queen Kong
Post by: SA Chris on June 05, 2006, 01:29:53 pm

I asked the same question and was told "Of course it does -- this isn't the peak, you know!"
Top venue. Nice and quiet, too (shh...)

 :bow: sweet in that case. I suspected it would, was just wondering as the very chalked holds disappear above where he is.
Title: Re: Queen Kong
Post by: tc on June 05, 2006, 01:33:05 pm
Cheeky bastards, esspecially when you consider where most of the problems finish at Kyloe, Bowden, Back bowden.... :spank:

Ah, but Kong was done by a Cumbrian, you see. We mountain dwellers have a different view on the summit experience from you lowlanders  :P Why, just the other day when I was up on t' Napes Needle with my sheep...
Title: Re: Queen Kong
Post by: Greg C on June 05, 2006, 02:04:20 pm
Cheeky bastards, esspecially when you consider where most of the problems finish at Kyloe, Bowden, Back bowden.... :spank:

Ah, but Kong was done by a Cumbrian, you see. We mountain dwellers have a different view on the summit experience from you lowlanders  :P Why, just the other day when I was up on t' Napes Needle with my sheep...

Tim you're starting to sound like Si O.  ;)
Title: Re: Queen Kong
Post by: tc on June 05, 2006, 02:31:24 pm
Oh, fuck   :(
But I haven't climbed V11 blindfold, redpointed V15 & f8c+, head-pointed E9, & just pointed at things randomly, standing in a field...
I haven't soloed f8c & climbed E7 one-handed, un-roped. I wasn't the one who came very close on L'Alchimist at Apremont, after the hold broke, either...
Not  :guilty:
Title: Re: Queen Kong
Post by: dave on June 05, 2006, 05:39:15 pm
Cheeky bastards, esspecially when you consider where most of the problems finish at Kyloe, Bowden, Back bowden.... :spank:

Ah, but Kong was done by a Cumbrian, you see. We mountain dwellers have a different view on the summit experience from you lowlanders  :P Why, just the other day when I was up on t' Napes Needle with my sheep...

Tim you're starting to sound like Si O.  ;)

speaking of Si'O, has he been on the case with the sky in that photo. Subtle dude subtle.
Title: Re: Queen Kong
Post by: dobbin on June 05, 2006, 08:56:09 pm
Its quite horrible. Such a nice pic in all other ways too, problem looks awesome, the guy climbing looks like he's having fun, the pictures is pretty damn good - why mutilate it so?
Title: Re: Queen Kong
Post by: Houdini on June 05, 2006, 09:46:36 pm
  That Wordline thing looks amazing too


1001% with you on this one Bonjoy.



Outrageously pretty.   



It's shot straight in @ no. 1 on Arete Quest!
Title: Re: Queen Kong
Post by: Ru on June 05, 2006, 10:29:50 pm
Its quite horrible.

I kinda like it. Looks otherworldly, with the sun an older star.
Title: Re: Queen Kong
Post by: Bullitt on June 05, 2006, 11:59:03 pm
This problem is even better than it looks, a real good effort from Daniel Son!  I keep on telling him he should stick to Armathwaite but he insists on finding more and more amazing new lines!  Good effort lad, big up the Carlisle massif, charva!!  ;)
Title: Re: Queen Kong
Post by: carlisle slapper on June 06, 2006, 09:30:46 am

http://www.ringo.com/photos/photo.html?photoId=118177958

http://www.ringo.com/photos/photo.html?photoId=118177953

the photoshop mutilated photo was a joke between friends,
Title: Re: Queen Kong
Post by: Greg C on June 06, 2006, 09:32:51 am
You have to have an email login and password to access those links.
Title: Re: Queen Kong
Post by: carlisle slapper on June 06, 2006, 09:59:42 am
http://www.ringo.com/explore/tags/photo.html?photoId=118177953&tag=queenkong

http://www.ringo.com/explore/tags/photo.html?photoId=118177958&tag=queenkong
Title: Re: Queen Kong
Post by: squeek on June 06, 2006, 12:55:01 pm
Ahhhh, those RINGO links are not safe for work, as I just found out  (not the climbing pictures, but some that come up in the 'other photos' section)
Title: Re: Queen Kong
Post by: r-man on June 08, 2006, 02:02:27 am
Some amazing looking problems in that neck of the woods.

Reckon this is worth keeping an eye on:

http://www.the-county.com/preview.htm
Title: Re: Queen Kong
Post by: grimer on June 08, 2006, 09:05:27 am
I've seen pics of Guardian Angel in the guidebook. It's one of those routes that gives you willies just looking at it. What's it like?
Title: Re: Queen Kong
Post by: Bonjoy on August 02, 2006, 02:38:02 pm
Quote
Queen Kong sit start success. Chris Graham has added a desperate sit start the Dan Varian's awesome highball Queen Kong at Queens Crag in Northumberland "I've completed the Queen Kong Sit Start in the cool shade of Queen's Crag. I'm giving it a very very tentative 8a+ (V12) although I think (the grades of) both the stand up and sitter require confirmation. The sit start adds about 5 more quality moves to the problem taking the total length to 20+ sustained moves - absolutely exhausting. On reaching the highball moves my legs were jelly and I had the best part of an asthma attack once I'd topped out!" Chris Graham. More pictures of Queens Crag on Northumberlandbouldering.co.uk. Reported 22nd July 2006
 
(http://www.northumberlandbouldering.co.uk/photos/queens_kongss.JPG)


Chris Graham making the first ascent of the sit start to Queen Kong V12

 And in July! This place looks like a great summer venue, Northerly and north facing
Title: Re: Queen Kong
Post by: moose on August 03, 2006, 10:15:16 am
Some amazing looking problems in that neck of the woods.

Reckon this is worth keeping an eye on:

http://www.the-county.com/preview.htm

Unfortunately it's been "iminent" for ages.  I remember being told it was near to completion whilst buying some rock shoes in Wildtrack before a Feb 2005 trip to font!  Still from what I saw of the footage that day (bouldering and trad) it may well justify the wait (possibly previously unseen footage of the Earl on Dark Half and the Prow etc?).  I get the feeling that they just can't stop shooting new stuff - saw them over winter at Kyloe trying to get some more Earl action on Lothlorian / Leviathon etc.
Title: Re: Queen Kong
Post by: r-man on October 03, 2006, 12:00:27 am
Sadly no sound, but here's Andy Earl doing Queen Kong:

http://www.andrewearl.co.uk/video%20clips/Northumberland/Queens%20Crag%20-%20Queen%20Kong.m1v

Seems like there's been a fair bit of acitivity at this crag:

Quote
Sept 13th: And more...Dan Varian reports that he has completed the arete project on the rabbitstone at Queens. Dan declined to give the problem, now named Red Dragon, a grade.

Sept 10th: More new problems at Queen's...Dan Varian reports that he has sent the grooved crackline above the rabbitstone, Dan called it "The Queen is Dead" and has given it Fb7a standing and 7a+ sitting although it may deserve an E grade. Meanwhile, back in August, Chris Graham finally completed the pen wall project after 6 days of stroking the hold on the crux. "S.L.O.T." goes at Fb7c+ (photo here).

(http://www.northumberlandbouldering.co.uk/photos/queens_reddragon.JPG)
Red Dragon

(No grade given, assume it's an 8?)
http://www.northumberlandbouldering.co.uk/queens_reddragon.htm
Title: Re: Queen Kong
Post by: james on October 03, 2006, 03:19:12 am
Pretty sure it wont be an 8.  There are a lot of big holds on this thing.  But I  didnt put my boots on to try it so could be wrong?
Title: Re: Queen Kong
Post by: Greg C on October 03, 2006, 09:04:14 am
But I  didnt put my boots on to try it so could be wrong?

How come? Did you not rate the venue?
Title: Re: Queen Kong
Post by: Houdini on October 03, 2006, 09:08:50 am
Red Dragon eh?  Is he Welsh?  'Spect to the man - that's one beautiful proud line - it amazes me that lines like that are (were) still up for the taking in the UK.
Title: Re: Queen Kong
Post by: Bonjoy on October 03, 2006, 10:41:34 am
 Apparently some tall strong geordie hasn't managed Red Dragon yet so it must be fair hard. Dan (who has now moved to Sheff) reckoned it was significantly trickier than Queen Kong.
 I think Keenus means he didn't boot up for that particular problem. But I'm not his spokesman, honestly.
Title: Re: Queen Kong
Post by: dobbin on October 03, 2006, 10:48:35 am
Well I am, and he says he is better than you all and that you smell of wee.
Title: Re: Queen Kong
Post by: SA Chris on October 03, 2006, 12:25:17 pm
he is better than you all and that you smell of wee.

Hardly cutting edge reporting, although I think my BO partially masks the dried urine smell.
Title: Re: Queen Kong
Post by: Paul B on October 03, 2006, 12:49:18 pm
I tried red dragon briefly before sacking it in for the day, didnt get too far to be honest but there seemed to be a lot of reasonable ish crimps on the rhs and a big crack only 2ft away from the arete on the left, it seemed like you needed to turn from the rhs to the left after a little way, all of which james did in his trainers to show me how bad my footwork really is. Obviously I cant really add much to the grade question but I have a sneeking suspicion this may be one of those problems where theres a knack to it.
Title: Re: Queen Kong
Post by: Mike Tyson on October 03, 2006, 12:54:03 pm
Agreed Paul. I ain't a super strong climber but got to that point where you shift from right to left on the arete. Didn't get much further than that though, but didn't feel ridiculous. I was trying it at the end of the day as well. Knacky could be the way on it.

Red Dragon eh?  Is he Welsh?  'Spect to the man - that's one beautiful proud line - it amazes me that lines like that are (were) still up for the taking in the UK.

Mint problem and line.
Title: Re: Queen Kong
Post by: Paul B on October 03, 2006, 01:27:13 pm
yeah, its at the far end of the crag so by the time you've done worldline, then flailed on kong you're screwed. Oh and beware easy looking walls that turn out to be projects with crazy dyno's on them.
Title: Re: Queen Kong
Post by: r-man on October 03, 2006, 06:35:42 pm
Some amazing looking problems in that neck of the woods.

Reckon this is worth keeping an eye on:

http://www.the-county.com/preview.htm

Unfortunately it's been "iminent" for ages.  I remember being told it was near to completion whilst buying some rock shoes in Wildtrack before a Feb 2005 trip to font!  Still from what I saw of the footage that day (bouldering and trad) it may well justify the wait (possibly previously unseen footage of the Earl on Dark Half and the Prow etc?).  I get the feeling that they just can't stop shooting new stuff - saw them over winter at Kyloe trying to get some more Earl action on Lothlorian / Leviathon etc.

Yeah, I just noticed they are boasting footage of the first ascent of Caterpult, among others. Caterpult was done in 2002, so it's been in production at least 4 years!
Title: Re: Queen Kong
Post by: cofe on October 03, 2006, 08:57:09 pm
Sadly no sound, but here's Andy Earl doing Queen Kong:

http://www.andrewearl.co.uk/video%20clips/Northumberland/Queens%20Crag%20-%20Queen%20Kong.m1v


its like a miniature version of the alliance.
Title: Re: Queen Kong
Post by: skyscraper on October 03, 2006, 09:56:02 pm
 yeah i'm not sure about the grade of this red dragon problem either. didn't get anywhere near flashing it, but think i got the crux in a day.  plus that varian guy looks a bit queer, and think in was actually talking to him afterwards, tbh he came across as a bit of a bullshitter. might go up tomorrow and see if i can get the 2nd ascent of a somewhat diminutive looking problem.
Title: Re: Queen Kong
Post by: unclesomebody on October 03, 2006, 10:03:40 pm
 :lol: :lol: :lol:

this is why i love ukb. controversy.
Title: Re: Queen Kong
Post by: Mike Tyson on October 03, 2006, 11:40:29 pm
yeah i'm not sure about the grade of this red dragon problem either. didn't get anywhere near flashing it, but think i got the crux in a day.  plus that varian guy looks a bit queer, and think in was actually talking to him afterwards, tbh he came across as a bit of a bullshitter. might go up tomorrow and see if i can get the 2nd ascent of a somewhat diminutive looking problem.

Not sure who you may be Skyscrpaer, but I've only met Dan a few times, and he isn't a bullshitter or queer. He's a strong fella, and I reckon you should get your facts right before saying stuff like you have. Fair do's if you know him and your having a laugh, but otherwise......... piss off homo!!  ;)
Title: Re: Queen Kong
Post by: Paul B on October 04, 2006, 12:10:32 am
believe he has moved to sheffield too. I think the comments above are a little harsh...after all queen kong is a quality problem and the grade seems to have stuck.
Title: Re: Queen Kong
Post by: Johnny Brown on October 04, 2006, 08:21:42 am
Well he is wearing a vest in that photo. No right-thinking man climbs in a vest, hence I concur with the assessment of queer or liar.
Title: Re: Queen Kong
Post by: Bonjoy on October 04, 2006, 10:35:50 am
 I heard he's infact a silverfish dressed as a man and his eyes are made of felt-tip pens!
Title: Re: Queen Kong
Post by: Greg C on October 04, 2006, 04:47:06 pm
believe he has moved to sheffield too.

Bloody hell! I know the Lakes is wet, but you'd think it were a sinking ship with the rate people move away.

 :please: No more ship jumpers.
Title: Re: Queen Kong
Post by: Mike Tyson on October 04, 2006, 06:29:06 pm
Leaves more space for us stopping here!!!!!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Queen Kong
Post by: Jim on October 04, 2006, 10:58:41 pm
your welcome to it  ;D
Title: Re: Queen Kong
Post by: Mike Tyson on October 04, 2006, 11:03:57 pm
Haha!!!

Your only saying that coz the styan spanked yo ass!!!!!
Title: Re: Queen Kong
Post by: saltbeef on October 08, 2006, 10:12:57 pm
yeah i'm not sure about the grade of this red dragon problem either. didn't get anywhere near flashing it, but think i got the crux in a day.  plus that varian guy looks a bit queer, and think in was actually talking to him afterwards, tbh he came across as a bit of a bullshitter. might go up tomorrow and see if i can get the 2nd ascent of a somewhat diminutive looking problem.
hope you're someone dan knows, and you're taking the piss a bit. but if not where do you get off being so offensive?
Title: Re: Queen Kong
Post by: a dense loner on October 09, 2006, 06:30:06 pm
i got off on it, genius post. if you do know him it's funny and if you don't know him it's even funnier
Title: Re: Queen Kong
Post by: unclesomebody on October 09, 2006, 06:31:03 pm
 :agree:
Title: Re: Queen Kong
Post by: dobbin on October 09, 2006, 07:45:58 pm
And he definately is queer. I hung out with him at Rubicon on Saturday and he kept trying to bum me and everything.
Title: Re: Queen Kong
Post by: Bonjoy on October 09, 2006, 08:31:15 pm
Did he try to draw flowers on you with his eyes?
Title: Re: Queen Kong
Post by: dobbin on October 09, 2006, 08:38:03 pm
Unfortunately he used indelible marker. I feel I shall be soiled for some time yet.
Title: Re: Queen Kong
Post by: Doylo on October 10, 2006, 11:13:29 am
I climbed in a vest once but i'm gay so thats alright.
Title: Re: Queen Kong
Post by: webbo on October 10, 2006, 11:23:33 am
does it effect your sexuality if you wear a vest in the gym. :shrug:
Title: Re: Queen Kong
Post by: Bonjoy on October 10, 2006, 11:24:29 am
What about in the vestibule, or the vestry?
Title: Re: Queen Kong
Post by: Nibile on October 10, 2006, 11:54:11 am
is a black vest with jolly roger emblem ok?
i bought it at carnaby street in the early eighties...
punk not dead.

edit: found this. sorry for poor quality, is taken from a vid.
sandstonegayness
(http://forums.climbing.com/photopost/data/506/jollyroger.jpg)
Title: Re: Queen Kong
Post by: dobbin on October 10, 2006, 11:56:05 am
Nibile - you are italian. THe rules concerning the use of vests in italy are totally different. You can probably get away with it on home soil, but be warned, should you visit the UK you will be marked out as a homosexual on arriving.

As a seasoned BBC competitor I have a vested interest in vests. All competitors must wear a homo vest throughout the competition.
Title: Re: Queen Kong
Post by: BenF on October 10, 2006, 12:09:03 pm
What's wrong with vests?  They're 'armless.


Sorry. :guilty:
Title: Re: Queen Kong
Post by: webbo on October 10, 2006, 12:14:10 pm
i find they high light my hairy shoulders.one of my finer attributes.
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