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Title: Smell it
Post by: Houdini on December 20, 2007, 10:20:46 pm
Fiddlesticks!




I spent ages trying to find some place to put this...  this photo


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Might as well dump it here from the off, eh?
Title: Re: Smell it
Post by: andy_e on December 20, 2007, 10:27:49 pm
Houdi's back, taking all the smack...
Title: Re: Smell it
Post by: GCW on December 21, 2007, 06:22:44 am
Self portrait Houd?  Less scary than your pencil drawn ones.
To continue the theme:

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Title: Re: Smell it
Post by: Houdini on December 21, 2007, 07:19:24 am
Presumably that's a toilet your harem favour?

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Que?
Title: Re: Smell it
Post by: GCW on December 21, 2007, 07:50:33 am
Good grindcore bits, extra tracks (of which edge of Darkness is the best).  Only recommended for a taste of Carcass, with a pinch of salt

(http://img.lavamus.com/images/albums/big/Carcass/1996_-_Wake_Up_And_Smell_The_Carcass.jpg)


By the way,
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M(http://www.nagtrader.co.uk/horse-pony-adverts/horse-pony-adverts-images/rachel-cob-mare-head.jpg)
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W(http://webzoom.freewebs.com/wa6dij/anchor-medium.jpg)

 :-\  :P
Title: Re: Smell it
Post by: Jaspersharpe on December 21, 2007, 08:04:08 am
Great thread.

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Title: Re: Smell it
Post by: Houdini on December 21, 2007, 08:21:25 am
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Title: Re: Smell it
Post by: GCW on December 21, 2007, 08:33:12 am
I don't get the bit about Lard T'cap.  Is it Yorkshire slang or summat?

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Title: Re: Smell it
Post by: Jaspersharpe on December 21, 2007, 08:41:25 am
I don't get the bit about Lard T'cap.  Is it Yorkshire slang or summat?


I was going to say something like that but it was much worse and I thought better of it........... :guilty:
Title: Re: Smell it
Post by: Houdini on December 21, 2007, 08:58:34 am
R(http://lucas.quba.co.uk/OLDRESOURCESplanetfear/climbing/features/profiles/youthoftoday/richardsimpson/richardsimpson.jpg)

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Title: Re: Smell it
Post by: GCW on December 21, 2007, 09:19:38 am
Had a sex change then?

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Title: Re: Smell it
Post by: Houdini on December 21, 2007, 09:33:40 am
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Title: Re: Smell it
Post by: GCW on December 21, 2007, 09:36:55 am
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Title: Re: Smell it
Post by: GCW on December 22, 2007, 12:20:04 am
For some reason my previous post of a female horse has gone AWOL, hence:

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Title: Re: Smell it
Post by: andy_e on December 22, 2007, 12:27:44 am
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Title: Re: Smell it
Post by: GCW on December 22, 2007, 12:43:29 am
Bit of a stretch to "Fork off you bunch of pricks".

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L D(http://www.dkimages.com/discover/previews/778/196390.JPG)
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Title: Re: Smell it
Post by: andy_e on December 22, 2007, 01:08:05 am
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Title: Re: Smell it
Post by: GCW on December 22, 2007, 01:19:02 am
Just to recap:
By the way,
Houdini, ewe mare hay w anchor
Bin t hair Dunne T hat
Yaw n a cock f duck nuts, sew Stick It up yaw Rs
RIch Mike Hunt, P ass hole
Had a sex change then?
Dips hit
Herman Aphrodite
Goatsucker
Fork Off U bunch of pricks
RAM a pine apple pup  y oar lar set
erm, suck my sausage??
Title: Re: Smell it
Post by: Houdini on December 22, 2007, 09:43:39 am
A pic with writing (the answer) on it is unacceptable, like you need telling.

(http://www.myasportsconcept.com/mya_logo.jpg)


Hmmm, let me

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Title: Re: Smell it
Post by: GCW on December 22, 2007, 07:23:30 pm
Hmmm, let me paws four reflection

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B (http://www.biovere.com/cart/images/tibia_anterior_real_bone_ls.jpg) ,
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Title: Re: Smell it
Post by: andy_e on December 23, 2007, 12:10:18 am
(http://www.equityphotographic.com/acatalog/19188-tn.jpg)HIRE
Title: Re: Smell it
Post by: lagerstarfish on December 23, 2007, 03:46:51 pm
Sorry in advance for the fowl language/image.
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Title: Re: Smell it
Post by: Houdini on January 14, 2008, 09:24:05 pm
Here's his bass

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v708/hambucker/cf_1_b.jpg)

Title: Re: Smell it
Post by: Sloper on January 25, 2008, 01:35:20 am
Ideal for playing cock rock
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