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the shizzle => shootin' the shit => Topic started by: Houdini on May 20, 2009, 07:17:28 pm

Title: (NSFW) Blowguard
Post by: Houdini on May 20, 2009, 07:17:28 pm

http://www.blowguard.com/home.html?location=main (http://www.blowguard.com/home.html?location=main) 

Title: Re: (NSFW) Blowguard
Post by: robertostallioni on May 20, 2009, 07:36:28 pm

Dont' think all that vibro would do your fillings much cop, but you could counter those ill-effects with some of this bobbed into the 'main trench' of the device for a cleansing yet authentic nosh-off.

(http://www.feedem.co.uk/cat-41/cat-health-hygiene-57/hatchwell-hatchwells-flavoured-toothpaste-126-4134_zoom.jpg)

Title: Re: (NSFW) Blowguard
Post by: GCW on May 20, 2009, 07:47:43 pm

hOUD's Homepage (http://www.crazy-ass-sex-toys.com/)

Title: Re: (NSFW) Blowguard
Post by: robertostallioni on May 20, 2009, 07:49:21 pm

Perhaps to 'test the water' so to speak, before commiting to the meat of the matter, you could test out the device on a less critical subject.

(http://secure.condomania.com/images/BP-PSTRAW_1_dt.jpg)

replacing the water with this, maybe.

(http://www.latenightwithjimmyfallon.com/Cock%20soup.jpg)

Title: Re: (NSFW) Blowguard
Post by: Jim on May 20, 2009, 09:15:12 pm

(http://www.crazy-ass-sex-toys.com/images//bigchin.jpg)
this is amazing!

Title: Re: (NSFW) Blowguard
Post by: Houdini on May 20, 2009, 09:48:09 pm

It's nowhere near as amazing as this (http://www.cuntcircus.com/) link I found from GCW's link above.

Title: Re: (NSFW) Blowguard
Post by: robertostallioni on May 20, 2009, 10:10:43 pm

(http://www.crazy-ass-sex-toys.com/images//mrjack.jpg)
Mr. Jack with Mustache

What it is: A rubber jack-off sleeve for men, shaped like a male mouth and chin, fringed with a gay-boy clone 'stache in convincing fake hair.

What it does: Lets you pretend you're getting sucked off by the leather biker dude from the Village People.

Who uses it: The construction worker dude from the Village People.

Other uses: Entertaining ventriloquism toy - move his mouth and make him talk in funny voices.

Title: Re: (NSFW) Blowguard
Post by: robertostallioni on May 20, 2009, 10:29:12 pm

On a similar theme, Just found this horse mask (http://www.stockroom.com/Pony-Head-Bridle-Set-P2302.aspx?ref=6585760)

Although I think it would probably also fit an alsatian.

Title: Re: (NSFW) Blowguard
Post by: Drew on May 20, 2009, 10:33:49 pm

Quote from: robertostallioni on May 20, 2009, 10:10:43 pm

(http://www.crazy-ass-sex-toys.com/images//mrjack.jpg)

Moustache, bad teeth, open mouth, it's Freddie Mercury!

(http://www.musicheadquarter.de/images/artist_event/freddie-mercury/freddie-mercury.jpg)

Title: Re: (NSFW) Blowguard
Post by: magpie on May 20, 2009, 11:19:03 pm

You lot have crashed the blowguard page, I just get broken links.  I shall just have to imagine what it was, although if my thinking is correct, surely you could just hum, same effect, old school style?  :-\