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the shizzle => shootin' the shit => the log pile => Topic started by: St Hubbins on December 08, 2008, 06:03:45 pm
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My sister gave me this puzzler about 26 hours ago over sunday lunch and I can't make up my mind. What would you have?
Rules: you have to have the feature for the rest of your life, without doing anything to change/conceal it.
(http://www.concerttickets.com/images/artists/freddie_mercury.jpg) I can't find a good enough picture of the toothyness
(http://www.rockmusic.org/queen/fotos/brian/brian%20may%2031.jpg) Holy shit!
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Is this an either / or .... Or can you have both ?
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I wouldn't want those teeth on me chops, i can guess where they've been.
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My hair or Brian May's hair? The hair wins.
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Is this an either / or .... Or can you have both ?
You have to pick one, and that one stays with you till the day you die. You can't wear a hat, get a brace or haircut.
I'm starting to lean towards the teeth but its going to keep me awake another night at least
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No contest
(http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200707/r159552_582148.jpg)
Hell yeah!
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I reckon I could carry off a poodle perm with a certain panache.
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there are a few people on here who already have the teeth, see the overbite files
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Teeth, no contest. You can keep your gob shut but you can't hide that monstrous barnet.
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(http://i36.tinypic.com/i2mss9.jpg)
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since freddie is dead his teeth would presumably be kept in a jar somewhere. if they had to be mouth-mounted i'd probably still go with the teeth since you could rent your mouth out to druids as a place of worship.
would you be allowed to do what freddie himself did, i.e. grow a gay tash to hid them?
(http://www.librarising.com/astrology/celebs/images2/EF/freddiemercury.jpg)
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I think Brian's hair is quite spectacular. :thumbsup:
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I've decided to pick the teeth. I've based this on the 'walking down the road' scenario, would much prefer someone having to come up close to see my teeth than everyone driving past thinking...... what a c*nt, look at his hair!
Also the the hair could be pulled by a mugger, whereas if you got into a grapple with a mugger and you had the teeth, you could dig them into his shoulder as a weapon.
I don't know what the next 20 years holds for my sexual tastes either, if i have the teeth i could oneday wake up and think "I want to do what that MP did with the rope, and orange." I could get a bigger orange in my gob at least.
Feel a weight has been lifted
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I'm geniunely amazed that it's teeth 5 hair 10. Must be a lot of lagers style baldies voting who'd just be glad of any sort of covering no matter how awful........
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i'd have the hair for many reasons:
- im getting a bald spot on top of my head that resembles a helirescue platform, it only needs the red cross on top;
- i already have a 'tache;
- i could head bang all day long to the sound of pounding music;
- i could start climbing again with a bandana;
- i could be more dirty during climbing trips with my van.
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I'm geniunely amazed that it's teeth 5 hair 10. Must be a lot of lagers style baldies voting who'd just be glad of any sort of covering no matter how awful........
Not I. Got a fully head, just reckon I could rock the hair better than the teeth.
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What would happen, though, if you were to unleash a huge dyno? There'd be catastrophic coiffure carnage. Then again, falling off a slab would be dangerous with the teeth...
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I genuinely don't think the hair is that bad, I'd be quite pleased if mine took a proper curl like that. :-*
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I just can't believe Jasper has the audacity to criticise other peoples hair styles....
:)
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I genuinely don't think the hair is that bad, I'd be quite pleased if mine took a proper curl like that. :-*
I have hair just like Brian May
(http://brianmay.homestead.com/files/bm6w.jpg)
Just not on my head.
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I just can't believe Jasper has the audacity to criticise other peoples hair styles....
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Don't think I didn't spot that muthafucka.