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Title: that young ruffian Ondra...
Post by: Ged on April 23, 2009, 03:36:12 pm
http://bjornpohl.blogspot.com/2009/04/two-8c-onsights-same-day-by-ondra.html (http://bjornpohl.blogspot.com/2009/04/two-8c-onsights-same-day-by-ondra.html)

Sweet Jesus.

So,
day 1: onsights 2 8b+'s and an 8b,
day 2:onsights an 8b+ and 2 8c's,
day 3: first ascent, 2nd try, of an 8c+.

Thats some big numbers. is 8c now officially " not that hard".

That's feckin incredible.
Title: Re: that young ruffian Ondra...
Post by: dave on April 23, 2009, 03:39:10 pm
shit a dick.
Title: Re: that young ruffian Ondra...
Post by: Ged on April 23, 2009, 03:43:09 pm
i'll try
Title: Re: that young ruffian Ondra...
Post by: Jaspersharpe on April 23, 2009, 03:53:09 pm
He has done 138 routes of 8c and above and 8 of the 8cs were onsight. He's still 16. The only blemish on his cv is a lack of Scunthorpe buildering ticks.
Title: Re: that young ruffian Ondra...
Post by: SA Chris on April 23, 2009, 03:57:41 pm
Has he onsighted more 8cs than everyone else put together? (probably not quite but can't be far off).

And lol.
Title: Re: that young ruffian Ondra...
Post by: dave on April 23, 2009, 04:00:22 pm
The only blemish on his cv is a lack of Scunthorpe buildering ticks.

boy, that boy needs to become a man, man.

(http://s3.amazonaws.com/climbatise/photos/309/peaksport-raven.jpg)
Title: Re: that young ruffian Ondra...
Post by: Jaspersharpe on April 23, 2009, 04:03:40 pm
Has he onsighted more 8cs than everyone else put together? (probably not quite but can't be far off).

No. Patxi Unpronounceable's onsighted at least 5 8cs and two 8c+s and Sharma's done a few 8cs onsight to name but two. The sheer volume of super hard routes is something else though.
Title: Re: that young ruffian Ondra...
Post by: chummer on April 23, 2009, 11:37:08 pm
I bet he's never had a blow job though.













sorry
Title: Re: that young ruffian Ondra...
Post by: fatneck on April 24, 2009, 12:23:00 am
Good call lad!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: that young ruffian Ondra...
Post by: SA Chris on April 24, 2009, 09:00:30 am
I bet he's never had a blow job though.

You offering?
Title: Re: that young ruffian Ondra...
Post by: yorkshireman on May 02, 2009, 09:37:48 pm
waits for the inevitable "but whats he done on grit"?
Title: Re: that young ruffian Ondra...
Post by: milksnake on May 03, 2009, 06:57:11 am
"boy, that boy needs to become a man, man."
"I bet he's never had a blow job though."
You two have issues....
Title: Re: that young ruffian Ondra...
Post by: chummer on May 03, 2009, 07:55:05 pm
Quote
You two have issues....

Hang on a mo! That is 'Morph', the animated plasticine character from classic children's programs pulling his backside wide open in your avatar isn't it??..






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