[Sloper]

Well after being told to F--k off by Tiscali I thought, no YOU F__K OFF and sued them and have today agreed a fairly reasonable settlement and costs.

Not quite Y-F-Y but still it will cover a slap up meal at the Grindleford Cafe.

Sometimes you just need to get heavy with the scum.

Anyway back to work!

[Obi-Wan is lost...]

Nice work.

[dave]

slope you should take that money and party

[Andy B]

One from your private collection there dave?

[Jaspersharpe]

Ha ha ha ha ha. Look at Barlow!   

Nice one Sloper. Curry's ruined our kitchen floor when they delivered our dishwasher and plumbed it in wrongly. Despite the fact that we had an engineers report (from their engineer) stating this as FACT they refused to pay for a new floor. The Mrs wrote letter after letter but the fuckers weren't budging. So we filled the small claims forms in online, and sued them for the cost of the new floor, the cost of suing them and the original cost of paying them to plumb the thing in wrongly (plus a bit). Got a cheque for the full amount a week later. It does feel very good to get one over on the big boys who shaft us all the time, however insignificant the amount.

[lagerstarfish]

Tescos gave us £8 to compensate me for finding 15cm of heavy fishing line in one of their fishcakes

[Houdini]

Strange, they've been known to compensate for the presence of fish in their fishcakes . . .  It's normally goat vulvas etc..

[Munkii]

they actually told you to f**k off?

wow

[erm, sam]

I worked in a shop where some chappies were discussing what a huge knob jockey a particular customer was after calling him to inform his new jacket was ready for collection. Unfortunatly they had not hung up the phone correctly and his ansa phone recorded every loving word. He didn't sue though, just mithered the manager, oh and head office. I had to go round and suck him off, even though it wasn't me! Harsh.

[Bubba]

I had to go round and suck him off, even though it wasn't me! Harsh.

Now that's awesome customer service. If only all shops did this when you complained.

[DaveC]

I had to go round and suck him off, even though it wasn't me! Harsh.

Now that's awesome customer service. If only all shops did this when you complained.

  but only if the shop assistants looked like some on the Dead Fit Birds thread!

[Jim]

I'm too old to be fussy now a days

[Bubba]

Yeah, I just wouldn't look down.