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#975 Re: Calling of the grit?
October 11, 2018, 02:51:19 pm
Just because someone managed to find half decent connies by doing a lie down start in the shadows and having a mate waft the air hopefully to generate a breeze means nothing. The call doesn't mean that the odd bit of good connies have arrived. It means that your hand freezes to your nose when you try to wipe away the snot dribbling out, and your spotters pray for you to top out so they can finally fucking leave and get somewhere warm.  Do they not teach this in school anymore???

One of my favourite guidebook photos and captions is the one of Gus on Force Nine, with everybody except Gus, even the dogs, visibly in pain from the cold and wanting to go home.

A wad point for the person to scan/photograph it and embed it in this thread.

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#976 Re: Calling of the grit?
October 11, 2018, 03:13:24 pm
I do love that caption.

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#977 Re: Calling of the grit?
October 11, 2018, 03:18:45 pm
Blimey I didn't realise people would get so irate about all this. It was cold (less than 5 degrees with wind chill) and windy enough for us to sack it in for more sheltered rock. Take from that what you will.

It was more of an attempt at a helpful conditions report than anything  :-\

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#978 Re: Calling of the grit?
October 11, 2018, 03:23:04 pm
😃 what else is there to talk about!!

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#979 Re: Calling of the grit?
October 11, 2018, 03:31:01 pm
😃 what else is there to talk about!!
Indeed! Still, for those of us who aren't operating in the 8's, it feels pleasant enough!

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#980 Re: Calling of the grit?
October 18, 2018, 08:02:00 pm
One of my favourite guidebook photos and captions is the one of Gus on Force Nine, with everybody except Gus, even the dogs, visibly in pain from the cold and wanting to go home.

A wad point for the person to scan/photograph it and embed it in this thread.

This is still up for grabs  :please:

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#981 Re: Calling of the grit?
October 18, 2018, 08:14:11 pm


“...frozen into masks of canine agony”  ;D

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#982 Re: Calling of the grit?
October 18, 2018, 08:38:31 pm


“...frozen into masks of canine agony”  ;D

 :2thumbsup:

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#983 Re: Calling of the grit?
October 18, 2018, 08:40:33 pm
MINT, absolutely MINT   :2thumbsup:

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#984 Re: Calling of the grit?
October 19, 2018, 07:01:21 pm
Dawn Burbage, dusk Stanage, and Khute stands in between. The tortoise is abroad.

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#985 Re: Calling of the grit?
October 19, 2018, 10:41:24 pm
Finally! Maybe now can have the bloody Tor to myself.

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#986 Re: Calling of the grit?
October 19, 2018, 11:20:40 pm
Unlikely; there seems to be a growing collection or EverLimes these days who just can’t seem to stop touching those squashed shellfish.

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#987 Re: Calling of the grit?
October 20, 2018, 07:32:23 am
Indeed. Though I’ve tired of the peak lime for this year (apart from Anston 😃)

Though even in the shady corners of Burbage quarries yesterday it was decideley warm...

The mind says yes - but no velcro...

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#988 Re: Calling of the grit?
October 20, 2018, 07:46:38 am
It's a controversial call, to be sure. The tortoise needs to keep his acolytes guessing, I suppose. 15 degrees this weekend!

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#989 Re: Calling of the grit?
October 20, 2018, 07:51:16 am
It's a controversial call, to be sure. The tortoise needs to keep his acolytes guessing, I suppose. 15 degrees this weekend!

I didn’t read JBs message as a calling. Connies good first thing and last but not during the day?

If the tortoise is abroad then surely it’s not called??

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#990 Re: Calling of the grit?
October 20, 2018, 08:27:30 am
Shorts and t-shirts weather the last couple of days. Come on and get cold!

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#991 Re: Calling of the grit?
October 20, 2018, 08:46:53 am

I didn’t read JBs message as a calling. Connies good first thing and last but not during the day?

If the tortoise is abroad then surely it’s not called??

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He’s using ‘abroad’ in the fancy whimsical sense of the word of the tortoise being out and about and everywhere, not the popped on a Ryanair flight sense.

The grit has been called.

Glad we’ve got Haydn

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#992 Re: Calling of the grit?
October 20, 2018, 09:01:26 am
Wow. That’s an early call.

Going to ruin our climate change paper :)

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#993 Re: Calling of the grit?
October 20, 2018, 09:41:57 am
Controversial.

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#994 Re: Calling of the grit?
October 20, 2018, 10:58:28 am
It's a controversial call, to be sure. The tortoise needs to keep his acolytes guessing, I suppose. 15 degrees this weekend!

I didn’t read JBs message as a calling. Connies good first thing and last but not during the day?

If the tortoise is abroad then surely it’s not called??

Answers on a postcard...

I called him out on social media about this. I know it's all very mystical but even so....

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#995 Re: Calling of the grit?
October 22, 2019, 02:16:36 pm
A weakling fell his way up Underworld at Earl on Saturday, surely we're close?

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#996 Re: Calling of the grit?
October 22, 2019, 02:19:12 pm
I didn't know the albotross got up it! Nice one Will! :weakbench:

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#997 Re: Calling of the grit?
October 22, 2019, 02:41:19 pm
Warming up for the weekend... might be a quick turnaround for the turtle.

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#998 Re: Calling of the grit?
October 22, 2019, 02:59:54 pm
I didn't know the albotross got up it! Nice one Will! :weakbench:

Careful now, you might mislead people. To clarify, it wasn't Will, I'm pretty sure he couldn't pull on. Despite giving it the length.

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#999 Re: Calling of the grit?
October 22, 2019, 03:18:45 pm
Let's not get carried away yet folks.


It may be dark on the drive into work but the scraper is still safely living under the passenger seat, the clocks haven't gone back and I'm a way off needing my down jacket and gloves yet.


As a side note, the celebratory Calling Of The Grit Crosswords are ready to roll...

 

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