So this is how it ends (Read 3453 times)

Sloper · July 18, 2008, 10:17:06 pm

Not with a bang but a whimper.

40 in a little under two hours and I'm after a day in London I'm thinking where did it all go? Where did it all go wrong?

What happened to my life to result in a 3 hour meeting in London on a Friday afternoon with cvnts that can't even swear properly. I fucking swear that if I hear one more person (Arch Bishop Tutu excepted, but maybe not he'll have to take his chance) say 'freakin' or 'frikin' rather than the marvellous versatile and at times wholly apposite 'fucking' I'll water board the fucker before subjecting them to some good old AC/DC live.

On a plus point I did manage to bullshit my way to another completely unearned day rate and expenses. Just this once however I'd have gladly surrendered the moolah for a chance to give the scum a fucking good kicking.

nik at work · July 18, 2008, 10:31:13 pm

You old twat.

Now fuck off.

Sloper · July 18, 2008, 10:44:14 pm

The party is on 2 August. Anorexic speccy chimps + issue and retainer most welcome.

PS you call that swearing?

nik at work · July 18, 2008, 11:01:18 pm

Brilliant, I've got a couple of bottles of Jacobs Creek I want to off-load..

Sloper · July 18, 2008, 11:15:00 pm

PS Bonus for naming the E6 associated with the quote

grumpycrumpy · July 19, 2008, 08:49:18 am

This is indeed how it ends , washed up on the shores of a thankless unsatisfying career , bemoaning a life of missed and wasted opportunities , only looking forward to becoming 55 so that you can join Saga and get cheap car insurance ..... Many Happy Returns

soapy · July 19, 2008, 10:04:22 am

welcome to the club babes

i've got a well thumbed stannah stairlift brochure with your name on it

Jaspersharpe · July 19, 2008, 10:19:06 am

Moon climbed 8B+ >40. Just a thought for you.

nik at work · July 19, 2008, 10:25:59 am

Yeah but Moon wasn't a fat short alcoholic. Apples and oranges...

butters · July 19, 2008, 10:53:54 am

Quote from: Jaspersharpe on July 19, 2008, 10:19:06 am

Moon climbed 8B+ >40. Just a thought for you.

Now if you had written Moon climbed 8B+ >40 inch waist line it might be applicable to Sloper...

bluebrad

lagerstarfish · July 19, 2008, 11:45:31 am

Happy Birthday

nik at work · July 19, 2008, 11:49:09 am

Nice Lagers, tastefully understated...

grumpycrumpy · July 19, 2008, 12:08:18 pm

Quote from: Jaspersharpe on July 19, 2008, 10:19:06 am

Moon climbed 8B+ >40. Just a thought for you.

Can't make my mind up if you're being uncharacteristically sympathetic Jasper , or merely pushing the knife in a little deeper ...... ???

Jaspersharpe · July 19, 2008, 12:30:17 pm

I rarely act out of character.

Yossarian · July 19, 2008, 12:51:22 pm

Many happy returns old chap....

I will raise a glass for you this evening. Or rather a knife, as I pedal the streets of south london...

DaveC · July 19, 2008, 01:09:36 pm

An antipodean happy birthday from both Judith & me!

PS Must find an on-line seller of single malts as I'm sure you've finished off that one we got you in '05!

Percy B · July 19, 2008, 01:19:52 pm

tell the fucking fuckers to fuck off

Percy B · July 19, 2008, 01:20:38 pm

Sorry, that was me posting as percy, not the man himself.

Lu

fatdoc · July 19, 2008, 03:30:14 pm

Happy birthday you cantancerous, foul mouthed dodgy ankled twat...

Percy B · July 19, 2008, 06:16:35 pm

Quote from: fatdoc on July 19, 2008, 03:30:14 pm

Happy birthday you cantancerous, foul mouthed dodgy ankled twat...

I think you'll find that's cantankerous..........but you are otherwise totally correct.

Thats from me, Slopes, you poor old boy!

SA Chris · July 21, 2008, 08:16:24 am

Happy birthday Mr Toxic Dwarf