[Paz]

If only BMC meetings were like this. 

[moose]

To prevent it from happening again, the gravestone of the people responsible, or perhaps a sturdy climbing frame crafted from their skeletons.... it's the only may to be sure

[Paz]

I thought that was pulling out and nuking the site from orbit?

Anyway yes, it would be a nice spot for a Gallows. 

Further ideas:

A Woody.
A wind turbine.

[DaveC]

Well I see the trampoline has taken an early lead but the barbeque, decking & water feature option is also in the early running!