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#100 Re: measure your masculinity
July 01, 2008, 07:36:26 pm
Everyone knows that Jim has either made a major mistake or is just plain lying. His guns are BIG.

What about this though?

Murray's guns are looking rather beefed up. How does it make you (you being the generic ukb crowd) feel to know that a tennis player has bigger biceps that you???  :lol:

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#101 Re: measure your masculinity
July 01, 2008, 07:57:53 pm
He's developed one muscle, wowie.

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#102 Re: measure your masculinity
July 02, 2008, 09:07:41 pm
15 3/4" didn't realise people measured bodyparts in metric it's so uncivilised. so i am whatever that translates to. i'm not going back in the cellar for the tape, someone may here her screaming. remember years ago people, ie beasts, didn't even register for big arm status until 23"

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#103 Re: measure your masculinity
July 02, 2008, 09:19:08 pm
fresh from the forest jims true size





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#104 Re: measure your masculinity
July 02, 2008, 10:54:11 pm
If Jim's measurements are correct, then he must be the one in the blue T shirt.

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#105 Re: measure your masculinity
July 03, 2008, 07:31:56 am
looks like he's trying to intimidate that small child

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#106 Re: measure your masculinity
July 04, 2008, 08:13:23 am
bicep 39cm

forearm 33cm

wrist 18cm

waist ... :'(

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#107 Re: measure your masculinity
July 04, 2008, 10:14:30 am
Surprised you didn't break the 40 barrier lagers. Can tell you've not been training!  ;)

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#108 Re: measure your masculinity
July 04, 2008, 01:14:28 pm


Brilliant.  I have a new wallpaper.  Fear the guns

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#109 Re: measure your masculinity
July 04, 2008, 03:50:11 pm
for the few of you who don't read my blog (bad, very bad of you) i am happy to announce that given the torrids temps here and the fact that i can't travel, i will soon start a serious power weights program. maybe it will improve my masculinity, if not my climbing.

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#110 Re: measure your masculinity
July 04, 2008, 04:59:55 pm





Jim's naked from the waist down in this picture.

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#111 Re: measure your masculinity
July 04, 2008, 08:20:55 pm

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#112 Re: measure your masculinity
July 04, 2008, 10:29:34 pm




 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


thats the best thing i have seen all year, best thing is jim is sat by a swimming pool for the next 5 days totally unaware of whats going on in the world



as jim would put it dynamite

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#113 Re: measure your masculinity
July 09, 2008, 11:36:30 pm
I love the interweb

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#114 Re: measure your masculinity
July 13, 2008, 12:28:51 pm
i will soon start a serious power weights program. maybe it will improve my masculinity,

What those weights will do - Nibs - is make your penis even smaller in comparison to your body.   :lol:



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#115 Re: measure your masculinity
July 14, 2008, 09:32:37 pm
houd,
to be honest that was quite funny.

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#116 Re: measure your masculinity
July 15, 2008, 11:46:39 pm
32.5cm biceps, not measured forearms yet, 30 inch waist!

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#117 Re: measure your masculinity
July 31, 2008, 03:40:28 pm
i found out that my biceps measure exactly like my calves.
it's useless to know, though, but the first time i'll be drunk i'll try to sneak it into a conversation.

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#118 Re: measure your masculinity
July 31, 2008, 03:44:55 pm
Wouldn't surprice me if mind did too. Both fucking skinny.

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#119 Re: measure your masculinity
July 31, 2008, 08:10:47 pm
I can tell you proudly Lore, my biceps have now overtaken my calves.

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#120 Re: measure your masculinity
July 31, 2008, 09:47:08 pm
Alas, my calves are 3 inches bigger than my biceps, and I have very skinny legs.   :'(

Maybe I should give up climbing and become a cyclist?

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#121 Re: measure your masculinity
August 01, 2008, 02:05:25 am
you would never get up those big hills with them tho!

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#122 Re: measure your masculinity
September 09, 2008, 09:30:45 pm
fresh from the forest jims true size






mmmmmmmmmm, strange just found this picture ??????????


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#123 Re: measure your masculinity
October 14, 2008, 09:53:17 pm
Bicep is 32cm, wrist is 15cm, but strangley my popeye (forearm) is 33cm thats not right is it?

I've curbed the wanking lately too

 

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