[travs]

OK, I have just about had enough of all this pseudonym crap. I know there are members who are convicted fellons and therefore want to keep a low profile but it would be nice at times to know who is helping you out or more likely slagging you off! What's the chance of having some facility for finding out a member's real name and potentially a bona fida photo. I can't believe I would be the only member who would find this useful.

[Houdini]

Bubs, who the fuck is this "travs" c*nt?  I don't like him, he swears too much!  Can I have a photo please so I can send some men round to his haunts and have him beaten w/ baseball bats?

 

[fatdoc]

mine name's Shirley, my favourite colour is pink, I'm an Aries and I'm into drum and bass

 

[travs]

I'm an Aries too and if you show me a half decent photo - well who knows? However, you know who I am and I know who you are but you're one of only about 10 pseudonyms I've managed to decode.

[fatdoc]

 


I never met you, I was never here

[Jaspersharpe]

I can see why you might have trouble decoding my user name. I'm John Dunne by the way.

[travs]

Yeah yeah I bet you say that to your wife as well!

But come on, come clean all you Houdinis, Bubbas and Uptowngirls - dont be shy - come out of the closet and reveal all!

[andy popp]

I'm Jasper Sharpe.

[Houdini]

I'm Spartacus!

[fatdoc]

Oh,


and you ment nothing to me, i felt bitter and used but now I'm over you






like so totally over you

 

[Houdini]

Hmmm . . .


Kinda salty . . .

[travs]

OK I can see there is a lot of futile resistance to the concept so I will have to take more drastic action and start an 'OUTING' thread. Beware all you anonymous members I am about to start compiling my list!

[Houdini]

We'll have you banned.



We know the management.

[fatdoc]

We'll have you banned.



We know the management.

 

[Houdini]

The wheels are in motion travs, your days are numbered, we'll be observing you very closely from now on.

[Jaspersharpe]

An outing thread sounds an amusing idea. I can see UKB users cowering in terror at the thought of the Travers Inquisition blowing their cover. Class!

[slackline]

OK I can see there is a lot of futile resistance to the concept so I will have to take more drastic action and start an 'OUTING' thread. Beware all you anonymous members I am about to start compiling my list!

No need to OUT anyone here, we're all very comfortable with our sexuality thanks 

[fatdoc]

Hmmm . . .


Kinda salty . . .

slurp, slurp


gurgle, gurgle

[Houdini]

Stone him!

[travs]

At least you're safe Jasper - assuming of course you are Jasper

[uptown]

But come on, come clean all you Houdinis, Bubbas and Uptowngirls - dont be shy - come out of the closet and reveal all!

 ???



You can guess Travs - I'm not the one spotting though!

[slackline]

At least you're safe Jasper - assuming of course you are Jasper

And you've now come full circle 

If you can be arsed reading it see the furor 1000.Dave made over criticism of the Yorkshire Grit Guide and more pertinently the massive rattle he threw out of his pram about not knowing who's who see here.

[fatdoc]

indeed, one of the seminal moments the forum's seen in that thread....



tread carefully now.........



*snap*


arghhhhhhhhh.....

[SA Chris]

I'm Spartacus!

I'm Brian.

And so is my wife.

Even if i told you who i was you wouldn't know who I am, so there's not much point.

Unless you really want to know.

[neil h]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

the whole point to forums is so you can have a mosterious life away from the boring mundain real life shit


i was talking to chris s from america, apparently people over then go to extreme lenghs to hide there identity on the forums, some of his friends even go to the internet cafe to post just o poepl cant travk there ip

thats all i waill say to this one,

[grumpycrumpy]

At least you're safe Jasper - assuming of course you are Jasper

As if someones going to hide their true identity by just running their forename and surname together ..... He's just another Jasper Sharpe wannabe ....   

[Drew]

the whole point to forums is so you can have a mosterious life away from the boring mundain real life shit

i was talking to chris s from america, apparently people over then go to extreme lenghs to hide there identity on the forums, some of his friends even go to the internet cafe to post just o poepl cant travk there ip

thats all i waill say to this one,

Been  ?

Sorry... but you are in France after all!

I don't imagine many people can guess who I am, even though I'm not particularly well hidden.

[nik at work]

Hmmm, lets see....

drew
unsheathed
revealed
exposed
flashed
bulb
plant
grow
increase
multiply
breed
sex
shag
rug
sheepskin
farm
cow
horse
sore throat
ill
sick
twisted
plaited
plaits......

Are you Heidi?

[Jim]

me jim
me crush
ug

[GCW]

me jim
me crush
ug

You'll never find out who I am.  Especially if you don't click on my links.

Anyway, Johnny Brown is Jas Sharpe, hOUD is Adam Long, Adam Lincoln is Andy F, Andy F is Ben Pritchard etc etc

Who cares anyway?  If you were that fussed you could spend an hour on Google and find out everybody's sexual preference, and how many times hOUd's needed antibiotic for his STDs.

Pah.

[lagerstarfish]

That Joepicalli chap seems pretty decent (on 'tinterweb anyway). It would be nice to find out who he really is so I could buy him a pint.

Percy B is obviously an abbreviation for Percy Bysshe Shelly, which means that he must be the gritstone magician The Hermit Of Marlowe.

I am Roberto Mussolini the future fascist dictator of all South Yorkshire and Emperor of Abyssinia and I look like this

[Percy B]

Obviously you've posted that picture in the wrong thread, Lagers.... Where has the 'Dead fit pirates being held up by children' thread got too?!?!

[LucyB]

But come on, come clean all you Houdinis, Bubbas and Uptowngirls - dont be shy - come out of the closet and reveal all!

I'm Brian Blessed.

It's all very well, but who the *!*? are you? Are you a sandy-haired crimping fiend? A mis-spelt British Folk rock band? Or just someone who likes climbing sideways?

Come on, reveal all 

[Percy B]

I'm Brian Blessed.

You haven't got the beard, but you've certainly got the belly (at the moment..)

[Serpico]

That Joepicalli chap seems pretty decent (on 'tinterweb anyway). It would be nice to find out who he really is so I could buy him a pint.

Looking at your picture you could easily be Joe's long lost twin.


Do not approach Joe with alcohol

[fatdoc]

That Joepicalli chap seems pretty decent (on 'tinterweb anyway). It would be nice to find out who he really is so I could buy him a pint.

Percy B is obviously an abbreviation for Percy Bysshe Shelly, which means that he must be the gritstone magician The Hermit Of Marlowe.

I am Roberto Mussolini the future fascist dictator of all South Yorkshire and Emperor of Abyssinia and I look like this

i can assure you that is most certainly NOT the case.



On many many levels 

[butters]

I am bluebrad but sometimes I am called Butters - does that help you in your quest to find out who people really are instead of lurking behind cowardly pseudonyms on this forum?

butters aka bluebrad

[GCW]

Hurry up and take the picture, I can't suck my belly in much longer.
Me hearties

[Banana finger]

I go by many names.......I am known as peppercorn by the dutch

[Shy Yorkshireman]

I'm Tim Clifford, or was it Matt Birch, or Andy Swan or do i own a wall in Manchester. oh shite it's been that long I can't remember. God damm! Anyway was done years ago E3 7a we gave it. You can call it 7b+ if you like!

[Houdini]

It's been a whale since I saw this pic:



See what I did there?   

[lagerstarfish]

Looking at your picture you could easily be Joe's long lost twin.


Do not approach Joe with alcohol

Twin? Joe is far too slim and weak to be my twin.

As for approaching him with alcohol; its too late 

[Houdini]

Once more w/ feeling:

[webbo]

I'm Tim Clifford, or was it Matt Birch, or Andy Swan or do i own a wall in Manchester. oh shite it's been that long I can't remember. God damm! Anyway was done years ago E3 7a we gave it. You can call it 7b+ if you like!

if you are andy swann maybe its about time you learnt to spell your surname.

[Shy Yorkshireman]

See what I mean it's the thin edge of the wedge this pseudonym rubbish. Can't even remember my name let alone spell it! Thanks for pointing that out Wobbo would have been lost with out you.

[webbo]

pleased to have been a help.also does your persona change as you move countrys i.e.you become the clifford in canada and the swann when going for a cake in bettys.

[grumpycrumpy]

What had you done to that midget to make them want to try to push you off summat ?

[lagerstarfish]

What had you done to that midget to make them want to try to push you off summat ?

Ah, it does look like a little hand on my arm; but it is, in fact, one of those shell-less, parasitic tree snails that one can buy in French markets to help remove the pain of Font-Elbow.

[GCW]

I'm Tim Clifford, or was it Matt Birch, or Andy Swan or do i own a wall in Manchester. oh shite it's been that long I can't remember. God damm! Anyway was done years ago E3 7a we gave it. You can call it 7b+ if you like!

if you are andy swann maybe its about time you learnt to spell your surname.

He's changed it to Swan to match the new guide

[Jaspersharpe]

Careful GCW. Remember the last time someone pointed out the errors in that guide........

[Joepicalli]

That Joepicalli chap seems pretty decent (on 'tinterweb anyway). It would be nice to find out who he really is so I could buy him a pint.

Looking at your picture you could easily be Joe's long lost twin.


Do not approach Joe with alcohol

Serps I haven't worked out the details yet, but your demise will be long, drawn out and slightly comical.

[Serpico]

.... long, drawn out and slightly comical.

That sounds more like my life than my demise.