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#150 Re: calling of the lime
May 08, 2009, 08:24:05 am
Whilst I didn't have access to the tinter I felt a disturbance in the Fawcett and new the call had been made. Infact at this precise moment my daughter Amelie let rip a huge fart spraying Siobhan & her sister in semi-digested breast milk. At first she had a look of shock on her face and then she knew something important had happened. The Fawcett is indeed strong in this one.

Twas a good call and even though the pressure was on Dobbin did not waver.

Be gone Johnny Brown back to your foul brown stuff & Bishton, leave the white stuff alone.

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#151 Re: calling of the lime
May 08, 2009, 11:00:11 am
disgusting brown stuff

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#152 Re: calling of the lime
May 23, 2010, 01:48:26 pm
A new year, a new coalition government, a new lime season?

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#153 Re: calling of the lime
May 23, 2010, 02:27:40 pm
These lime callers are a bunch of amateurs. Even I was down Cheedale yesterday.

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#154 Re: calling of the lime
May 23, 2010, 02:36:02 pm
that may be so mr brown but was it a league visit or just a pre season friendly?

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#155 Re: calling of the lime
May 23, 2010, 05:10:56 pm
4th time this month. Dobbin has dropped the ball. And then tripped over it. Turns out the ball was an egg, and now its all over his face.

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#156 Re: calling of the lime
May 23, 2010, 08:00:38 pm
The seasons over, its too hot. Roll on September  ;D

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#157 Re: calling of the lime
May 23, 2010, 08:53:10 pm
I have been wondering this for a few weeks. Doblogegg has let the side down with this one!!

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#158 Re: calling of the lime
May 23, 2010, 09:25:28 pm
And what do eggs and hot weather make? sticky face actually.

Well, I admit it - the call should have been made by now, and honour was my undoing. Nay, should I trend on the toes of the crimpmaster... Nay should I eschew with time honored protocol and make a call without being granted the authority to do so.

I was fortunate last year to be given the opportunity of a lifetime and a chance to act above my station, because to be honest fellows - my credentials are not of the standard of the limecaller, and I felt something of a fraud making such an important decision, but lo, and it has been called, and by none other than the technique laden cadfael lookalike - enemy of the lime himself! forsooth! for whom will place you in your box now Johnny Brown?

<the cupboard awaiteth>

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#159 Re: calling of the lime
May 23, 2010, 09:52:38 pm
The shame. A penance of a dozen and one expeditions to moorland grit and the high plateaux would be suitable.

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#160 Re: calling of the lime
May 23, 2010, 10:12:51 pm
The seasons over, its too hot. Roll on September  ;D

Pah. Perfect Goredale weather today, warm, shady with a nice breeze. Ya just got to know where to go  ;D

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#161 Re: calling of the lime
May 23, 2010, 10:14:37 pm
The seasons over, its too hot. Roll on September  ;D

Pah. Perfect Goredale weather today, warm, shady with a nice breeze. Ya just got to know where to go  ;D

fluke more like  ;)

being the consummate pro i rested knowing that it's gonna cool down tomorrow

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#162 Re: calling of the lime
May 24, 2010, 08:47:18 am
Sorry have I just read that JB's called the lime? Or am I still pissed?  :alky:

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#163 Re: calling of the lime
May 24, 2010, 09:07:32 am
Conditions down in the crypt on the plastic were not too bad yesterday. Resting today for Tuesday's drop in temps!

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#164 Re: calling of the lime
April 12, 2011, 10:48:13 am
I went to the Tor yesterday. It was totally dry.

With last years shame ringing in my ears, and with the Gritstone Tortoise now married and on his way to California, I feel the time is ripe :

I AM CALLING THE LIME!

Hope crabmaster Harris isnt mortally wounded by my call, and that he doesnt feel its unjustifiably early. Of course, as deputy caller, I will bow to his mighty sword should it swing its pink girth in my direction.

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#165 Re: calling of the lime
April 12, 2011, 11:02:06 am

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#166 Re: calling of the lime
April 12, 2011, 11:12:15 am
Bloody hell that was slick. Dobegg has atoned for the mistakes of the past.

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#168 Re: calling of the lime
April 12, 2011, 11:19:14 am
Bloody hell that was slick. Dobegg has atoned for the mistakes of the past.

Does that mean its time to change your signature?

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#169 Re: calling of the lime
April 12, 2011, 11:19:56 am
what bonjoy said.

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#170 Re: calling of the lime
April 12, 2011, 11:24:39 am
What cofe said about what bonjoy said.

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#171 Re: calling of the lime
April 12, 2011, 11:56:04 am
a bout of unseasonaly hot weather and you call the lime?

"Much to learn you have"


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#172 Re: calling of the lime
April 12, 2011, 12:18:12 pm
Listen captain negative - the calling of the lime is based on so much more than simple current weather conditions, oh yes - a ripple has been detected in the fawcett, the time is now! the Lime is here!

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#173 Re: calling of the lime
April 12, 2011, 12:23:35 pm
I have to say as an elder statesman still hanging his hat on past glories on the fabled polished white stuff...
good call, even I was in chee tor on sunday......

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#174 Re: calling of the lime
April 12, 2011, 08:44:25 pm
"... in chee tor"?  You should have avoided the chimney's mate

 

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