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#25 Re: Cracking one off
May 18, 2008, 10:18:35 pm
I used to compete at a highish level in another sport, and found that relief of sexual tension was helpful. Not immediately before an event, but either the night or early morning before. I think it helps to relieve undue anxiety as well as keeping the mind focussed on the sport, even if only because the sexual side of things has already been satisfied. And if it works for ladies I'm pretty sure it'd work for men too.
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#26 Re: Cracking one off
May 18, 2008, 11:37:10 pm
Ru's next guide should have hot chicks in the photos instead of men, then blokes wouldnt have to take grumble to the crag!
Probably a good idea to laminate the pages aswell.
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#27 Re: Cracking one off
May 19, 2008, 12:10:42 am
Quote from: mini on May 18, 2008, 07:57:03 pm
Shall we start the Peak Razzle Fund here? Free faff mags at all crags
NOW!
Maybe pr0no Paul could help?
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#28 Re: Cracking one off
May 19, 2008, 08:20:35 am
Whatever happens just make sure you avoid a "hair gel" moment.
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#29 Re: Cracking one off
June 14, 2008, 09:58:09 am
Smythe used to stand on a coffe table in striped underpants, on a stack of books, in his living room window, just to get gravity right, before jacking off and then weighing himself, just to get it spot on. Truth.
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#30 Re: Cracking one off
June 14, 2008, 10:39:38 am
That must've been when he'd moved to Wales eh Chris? The place does strange things to people.
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#31 Re: Cracking one off
June 14, 2008, 03:53:16 pm
Okay, the only bit thats not true is the wanking bit. Answer to your question Mr Sharp - he was living in Llandudno, Deganwy Ave at the time. Llandudno definitley does strange things to a person!
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