[webbo]

2nd 2 lines may ring true but 1st is way off as the nearest i've been to that in years is rubbing cham cream into my cycling shorts.

[webbo]

Against my better judgement, I'll try again:

The Sun is shining
We are sat typing bollocks
What a waste of life

which is the point i was trying to make rather than joining in with more bollocks.

[SA Chris]

It's called an "office job".

Off to Northumberland at 4pm. Here until then.