[adam p]

How about    ukb rocks

Could have it on the front left breast, and on back of right shoulder in discreet lower case italicised (?) script

and, at risk of over prescription suggestion, perhaps orange text on navy blue t....would look class and fade nicely too

[prepares to be heckled and ducks]

[Paz]

And on the back you culd have a load of drawing of rocks with ukb written on them.

Sorry I'm being really crass, I'm going to apply for a job coming up wth slogans for car window stickers.

[Jaspersharpe]

I'm going to apply for a job coming up wth slogans for car window stickers.

I was actually going to suggest

UKB

A Mick Ryan free zone since January 2004!

The job's yours.

[adam p]

And on the back you culd have a load of drawing of rocks with ukb written on them.

I think that's a top idea, cheers Paz...

[magpie]

On the back you should really have 'Dead Fit Bloke Who Goes Climbing' then we'll know who to follow around and take pictures of when they remove the shirt! 

[r-man]

(Still reckon a UKB on your chest is naff though...)

How about:

[slackline]

I was actually going to suggest

UKB

A Mick Ryan free zone since January 2004!

but thought that was both unsubstle and unnecessarily provocative. 

And unfortunately inaccurate as he has posted on here since then.

[Houdini]

I don't think you've really understood this game, r-man...

Who or what is that chubby bloke?  Ewe bee fat guy?  Ewe bee another thing which instantly jumps out at me . . . 

[GCW]

Obviously "Woolly Peter, Honey".
Sheesh Houd, I thought you'd have got it.

[andy_e]

he means we're all fluffy fat insects...

Houdi, do you genuinely not know Bolton's finest export or was that tongue-in-cheek?

[Houdini]

It's because I'm not drinking tonite, that's why.  Totally out of sorts . .   W/ out my regulation two bottles (minus a glass for the floor) I never was gonna get it.

I'll take a claret-coloured T, please.  Hide the stains . . .


Bolton?  Near Stuttgart? 

[GCW]

I've given up on the giving up drinking.

Bolton?  Near Stuttgart? 

Bolton- as mentioned here

[andy_e]

[GCW]

Tube Kellogg's Fiend?

WTF are you on Andi?

[Paz]

Bolton's finest export

Meat Pies?

Pick up a four pack, we're going to a party.  Use both hands!

[Fiend]

Tube Kellogg's Fiend?

WTF are you on Andi?

Fiend?

He didn't say Bahn Thai or Rafters or Ashoka or Bragazzis or any of the other places I'm much more likely to be found in.

[Houdini]

He didn't say Spiros's Kebapopolis or Pat 'n' Viv's Pie Palace or Otley Caff or any of the other places I'm much more likely to be found in.

Yeah, I thought that odd too.