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#275 Re: Photoshop hall of shame
February 03, 2011, 01:14:39 pm
MY EYE'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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#276 Re: Photoshop hall of shame
February 03, 2011, 02:11:19 pm
That actually does make my eyes hurt

I can't work out whether my screen is fucked or it's just retina burn

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#277 Re: Photoshop hall of shame
February 03, 2011, 02:43:05 pm
It's as sharp as a bag of wet mice too.

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#278 Re: Photoshop hall of shame
February 03, 2011, 06:18:23 pm
How on earth this ended up on the Moon site I have no idea!
Check out his worryingly deformed left arm!

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#279 Re: Photoshop hall of shame
February 24, 2011, 04:47:57 pm
http://photo-tropism.com/bleau-a-bloc/blog/2010/03/27/91-1-rouge-2b-red6b/?cat=1

Found this on the disturbingly named 'bleau-à-bloc' site, on a quite day at work.

Can't show the photo 'cos it's part of a slideshow.

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#281 Re: Photoshop hall of shame
February 24, 2011, 05:26:02 pm
Ooops! Yes, that would be it.

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#282 Re: Photoshop hall of shame
March 06, 2011, 10:26:49 am
The background was that out of focus, truly it was! Clickety


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#283 Re: Photoshop hall of shame
March 06, 2011, 01:38:28 pm
I'm not talking about manipulation as such; its more the fact that just processing a RAW file involves subjective input. Before that ended when you chose the film.

Don't know if this has been pulled up before, but it is plain wrong.    Film photographers have always manipulated images at both the negative and print stages, everything from a simple bit of dodge and burn through pushing iso and cross-processing and beyond.   

Not that I want to defend the garish over-saturated pap that is now normal.   (and don't get me started on HDR...)

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#284 Re: Photoshop hall of shame
March 07, 2011, 09:18:48 am
Guessing he means slide film.

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#285 Re: Photoshop hall of shame
March 07, 2011, 09:57:55 am
I did yes. It rightly seems a bit of a bald statement taken out of context like that. The context being:

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Its a fact that our perception of what is 'realistic' in a photograph over the last twenty years has been determined by the characteristics of a couple of films

90% of the climbing photos published in the eighties and nineties were taken on a handful of slide films - the most common being Kodachrome 64 and Velvia 50. Repro was handled by the magazines - the photographer had no input. Both films have very specific looks that were subconsciously engrained in our minds as correct, or at least realistic colour. With digital you've got at least 8 or so jpeg profiles to choose from on each camera, plus the infinite tweaking of RAW, and the lottery of keeping consistent colour through the workflow and across different monitors. IE now everyone is outputting their own variation on what looks 'right', many of which will look wrong or manipulated to others...

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#286 Re: Photoshop hall of shame
June 16, 2011, 06:05:18 pm
Some classics for the hall of shame in this link http://www.8a.nu/articles/ShowArticle.aspx?ArticleId=7493.

A great rack worthy of DFBWGC in there too for an added bonus.  :w00t:

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#287 Re: Photoshop hall of shame
June 16, 2011, 06:06:01 pm
FAIL!

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#288 Re: Photoshop hall of shame
June 16, 2011, 08:14:32 pm
Some classics for the hall of shame in this link http://www.8a.nu/articles/ShowArticle.aspx?ArticleId=7493.

A great rack worthy of DFBWGC in there too for an added bonus.  :w00t:

What you meant was this:

http://www.8a.nu/articles/ShowArticle.aspx?ArticleId=7493

And yes - they're shameful.

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#289 Re: Photoshop hall of shame
June 16, 2011, 08:51:27 pm
They truly are dismal!!!!

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#290 Re: Photoshop hall of shame
June 17, 2011, 11:29:47 am
Jesus wept!  :sick:

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#291 Re: Photoshop hall of shame
June 17, 2011, 11:35:45 am
they were bad

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#292 Re: Photoshop hall of shame
June 21, 2011, 06:38:24 pm

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#293 Re: Photoshop hall of shame
June 21, 2011, 06:46:34 pm
He's got a strong aura, man.

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#294 Re: Photoshop hall of shame
June 22, 2011, 08:52:35 am
When HDR goes wrong(er).

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#295 Re: Photoshop hall of shame
July 05, 2011, 09:33:55 pm
http://www.ukclimbing.com/images/dbpage.html?id=177154

Pointless tinkering b2b ludicrous grade. Winner!

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#297 Re: Photoshop hall of shame
January 18, 2012, 12:31:58 pm

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#298 Re: Photoshop hall of shame
January 18, 2012, 12:36:48 pm
gads.

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#299 Re: Photoshop hall of shame
January 18, 2012, 12:47:42 pm
How has that won a prize?

 

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